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Welcome, ladies and gentle-phibians,

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to a safe, uneventful afternoon
of touristy nonsense.

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It may not be as eventful as other tours,
but did I mention it's safe?

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This is the last time
we let Hop Pop pick the activity.

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Look, Anne, we got a few days to kill
before King Andrias reveals his findings

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about the music box.

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And what better way to spend that time
than learning?

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Oh, wow, what's that place?

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Imminent danger. Look away!

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But imminent is the best kind of danger.

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Now, then, what's the most important thing
to do when visiting Newtopia? Any guesses?

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Ooh! Ooh! Eating like a local?

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Looking like a local?
Partying with the locals?

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Nope. It's getting to know the city
from a safe distance. Like on this bus.

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Such wisdom.

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This is just like when I'd go traveling
with my mom.

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Mom, can I please try some of that?

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No, sweetie,
your California stomach can't handle it.

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But you can have carrot stick
and trail mix.

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I didn't want the baby carrots, Mom!
I didn't want them.

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Why? Why? Why?

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- You know what?
- What?

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This time I'm gonna experience the city
the way the locals do!

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Not sit on a bus like some dumb tourist!

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And now for our tour
of the tour bus.

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This is the ceiling. What a good ceiling.

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- Not to be outdone by the floor.
- Ooh!

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Count me in.

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- So, what do we do?
- Follow my lead.

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Ugh! Oh, man, Hop Pop,
my stomach is killing me.

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- Can we go back to the hotel?
- Uh, me, too.

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I need to get off now or I'll explode!

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Why does this keep happening?

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Now I'll never make it
to the cheese museum.

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No, no! Why don't you stay on the tour?

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We can head back ourselves.

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And we're back.

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But you two got to promise me
you'll go straight to the hotel.

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No detours!

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We promise!

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- Sprig, you coming?
- I thought you'd never ask.

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You handcuffed us together?

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Sorry, Sprig,
but after the Ruins of Disaster incident,

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you've left me no choice.

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Well, the jokes on you.

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- Anne and Polly would never leave me.
- Later, dude.

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No! No, no, no!

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Now sit your butt down
and put on your cheese hat.

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No!

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Aww.

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Welcome, Polly, to the bowels of the city.

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You know, it's been a long time
since you and I had a solo adventure.

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Heck, yeah! We're way overdue.

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Looks like it's finally time
for team P'Anne to get more screen time.

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Team P'Anne for life!

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Ow.

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- Our team name's bad.
- Yeah, it could be better.

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Anywho, let's get
this authentic experience started.

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Okay, sounds good.

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No guides!
People will know we're lame-o tourists.

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You're right.

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Don't want to be like that guy.

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Aw!

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All right. Step one, eat like the locals.

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Street food, baby. Nothing more authentic.

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Hey, buddy.
Can you whip us up a couple of…?

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Uh… Uh…

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Actually, we'll just take two
of whatever the locals eat.

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Uh, are you sure?

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I mean, we don't usually serve this
to outsiders. It's pretty spicy.

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Ha! That don't scare me.

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After all, I'm Thai.

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Uh, Jerry.

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All right. Whatever. Two extra spicy.
Here you go.

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- All right! Cheers!
- Cheers!

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Hey, not bad!

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Ha-ha! Weak!

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Hey! You two torched my roof.

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- Prove it!
- Sorry, my good man.

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Uh, newt.

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This should cover the cost.

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Didn't you read the sign? Cash only!

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Uh… Well, of course I did…

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- Run, Polly!
- Hey!

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Could you not throw me?

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- I panicked! I panicked!
- Get back here!

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Just wait till I get my hands on you.

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Phew. That was close.

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Man, Polly, I feel so authentic.

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I can't feel my face,
but my heart feels alive.

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Did you see the part
where I breathed fire?

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What's next? What's next?

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Step two, look like the locals.

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What's the one thing
they've got that we don't?

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- Cash money.
- Tails! Big, beautiful newt tails.

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Well, actually, I have a tail,
but I see what you're doing.

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Tails. Tails. Tails.

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Tails. Tails. Tails.

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Tails. Tails. Tails.

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Tails. Tails. Tails.

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Two tails, please, for two locals.

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Locals, eh? Well, nice to meet you.

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Whoa. Uh, am I supposed to…?

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Let's get you fixed with a temporary tail
until your new one grows back.

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- Gross. And okay!
- Hmm. Exactly how long was your old tail?

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How long you got?

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All right!
Now that's what I'm talking about.

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- Ow!
- Hey, Polly! Find one you like?

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Give me that one.

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This is it, Polly.

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You have a tail, I have a tail.

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We totally look like the locals.

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Yeah, we're definitely blending in.

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Oh, hey, what's that stand
over there selling?

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- Oh, my gosh.
- My glasses!

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Sorry!

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- All right, what seems to be the problem?
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

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I ought to lock you up
for disturbing the peace.

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You ought to, but you won't, right?

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Oh, smart one, eh?
That's it! You're coming with me.

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Dang it! We'll never find them
in this crowd.

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- What? Sure we will.
- Shush. I'm lazy.

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Ah.

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That was intense.

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Being authentic is more work
than I thought.

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I don't know. Seems pretty cool to me.
What's next?

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- Look at that, sweetie.
- Ooh!

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Step three, baby. Party with the locals.

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Woo-hoo!

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- Hey, can I join in?
- I don't see why not.

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Go, Anne! You maniac!

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Oh, hey! Mouth control.

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What?

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Hi, Polly. I'm Freddie the Fish.
Fry me up for dinner.

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- Wait, something's wrong.
- I'm delicious.

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Huh?

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You should be ashamed of yourself.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I was just dancing
with your goofy mascot.

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That "goofy mascot" is Igor the Brave.

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He's a great hero, who once gave
his life to save Newtopia.

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This parade is in his honor.

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My bad. I had no idea.

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Whoa!

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- We should run, right?
- Heck, yeah!

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After them!

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Hey, it's those two kids.

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At least one of them's a kid.
The other one is a funny-looking…

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Just chase us already!

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You got it!

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You've got to be kidding me.

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Spicy wraps here. Get your spicy wraps.

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Hey, it's you two! Get back here.

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Yah! Siege mode!

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Holy tootin'!

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Forget authenticity. Forget being a local.

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We should've used a brochure.
A guide. Anything!

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Heck, we should've never left
the tour bus.

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Street freaks!

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Oh, wait. No, it's just my granddaughter
and my adopted granddaughter.

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Let us in! Let us in!

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Everyone remain calm.

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As long as we don't open the doors
or windows, this disaster will pass us by.

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Forget that!

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Quick, get in!

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Oh, no, you don't.

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This is insane! Leave me!

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Never! Team P'Anne for life, remember?

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That's right. That's right.

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P'Anne can't lose.

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I just thought of a better name.

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An-olly.

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- That's not better.
- It's worse, actually.

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"An-olly." I…

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I love it. Now let's end this thing.

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Don't make this harder
than it has to…

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Kick in the neck! Yoink!

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Oh, boy.

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Whoo!

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You guys still want to check out
that cheese museum?

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Yes, please!

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Ugh! This is the last book
and still nothing on the music box.

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Well, even I have to admit I'm surprised.

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This is one of the most comprehensive
libraries in all of Amphibia.

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Maybe we missed a book somewhere.

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Ugh. I need more bug-accinos. B-R-B. Whoa!

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Ah, dang it! Tell me that tapestry
wasn't hundreds of years old.

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Oh, way older than that, actually.

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No!

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But wait! Marcy, look!

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Mmm. I'm-a push it. Bop.

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What the…?

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No way. A secret library wing.

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- Did you know about this?
- No.

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It must be thousands of years old,
judging by the smell.

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Phew!

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Well, come on. I just know the answers
are down there waiting for us.

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City walking is great.
But I could use a little sitty-sitting.

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- Let's stop at this park for a bit.
- Works for me.

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Sprig, Polly, you guys want to toss
the old frisbeetle around?

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Hup, hup, hup.

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En garde.

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Kids, this ain't no park.

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This is Newtopia University.

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Oh, man. College is the best.

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According to movies back home,

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you can do crazy things and be horribly
irresponsible with no consequences.

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I can't believe
we're actually here.

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No Plantar has ever gone
to Newtopia University.

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And it's my dream that one day, far,
far from now, one of you two will attend.

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- Huh?
- Sorry, Hop Pop.

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I don't think that either of us is cut out
for this, especially Sprig.

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What? What you talking about?

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- You don't have the attention span.
- Ha! That's ridiculous…

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- Sprig, go long!
- Okay!

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Now, how does one escape
from a mountain mantis?

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Yes, Parsifal.

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First, we must calculate
the probability of escape

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by average number of mantises per capita.

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Divided by the average body weight
of those fleeing for their lives.

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Whoa, whoa. Guys. All you got to do
is tickle it behind its hind legs

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with a willow branch.
You'll escape, no problem.

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That's correct.

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Sprig, catch!

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Ooh!

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My, my, my.

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Aren't you a precocious young frog?

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Resourceful, survival-savvy, athletic.

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Any other hidden talents?

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Hmm. I can do funny things with my arm.

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Uh, anything else?

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- I play the fiddle.
- Show me.

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Oh, yes. Good.

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Sprig, what did you break?
What did he break?

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Oh, no, nothing, nothing.
I'm Professor Herringbone.

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Headmaster here at Newtopia University.

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Oh, well, I'm Hopediah Plantar.

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Big fan of your school.

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I hope one day, far, far in the future,

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one of my grandchildren will attend
your fine institution.

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- Well, what if that one day is today?
- Huh?

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We have a program for young,
promising students of the future!

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- And I think Sprig here is a perfect fit!
- Huh?

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We could do a trial stay
for Sprig tonight.

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And if it all goes well, he can start
with us next semester.

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Seems reasonable.
Isn't this great, Hop Pop?

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- It's just what you wanted.
- Hmm.

247
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Well, this is
a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

248
00:14:07,445 --> 00:14:09,030
Then it's agreed.

249
00:14:09,113 --> 00:14:12,283
Sprig Plantar,
your trial begins immediately.

250
00:14:12,366 --> 00:14:14,243
Welcome to the university.

251
00:14:14,327 --> 00:14:17,622
All right! Hop Pop,
your dream is coming true.

252
00:14:17,705 --> 00:14:19,540
And don't worry. I won't let you down.

253
00:14:19,624 --> 00:14:22,168
Hey, you gonna throw
that bug-disc back or what?

254
00:14:22,251 --> 00:14:25,004
Guess what, Anne. I'm going to college.

255
00:14:25,087 --> 00:14:27,006
Cool. Wait, what?

256
00:14:31,719 --> 00:14:36,265
Now, there are a couple of school rules
you'll need to get adjusted to.

257
00:14:37,266 --> 00:14:40,603
If I can handle a mountain mantis,
I can totally handle this.

258
00:14:40,686 --> 00:14:42,021
That's the spirit.

259
00:14:42,104 --> 00:14:43,731
Enjoy your first class, my boy.

260
00:14:47,777 --> 00:14:51,948
At Newtopia Prep,
we do not bound around heedlessly.

261
00:14:52,031 --> 00:14:54,033
Oh, uh, yes, of course.

262
00:14:54,116 --> 00:14:56,327
We also tuck in our shirts.

263
00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:58,037
And straighten our ties.

264
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,290
And we absolutely do not wear hats.

265
00:15:03,626 --> 00:15:05,002
Ahem!

266
00:15:07,004 --> 00:15:08,297
Hey, hi, how's it going?

267
00:15:09,006 --> 00:15:10,216
All right, class.

268
00:15:10,299 --> 00:15:12,551
Let us begin with a concept of…

269
00:15:14,178 --> 00:15:15,179
Hm? Hm?

270
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,848
Uh, I mean,
we all wanted to do that, right?

271
00:15:17,932 --> 00:15:21,978
Mr. Plantar, hand over that contraption
this instant!

272
00:15:23,729 --> 00:15:27,275
- Now, back to the lesson.
- I can do this. I can do this.

273
00:15:27,358 --> 00:15:29,277
I can do this for Hop Pop.

274
00:15:56,304 --> 00:16:00,141
Just look at how happy he is.

275
00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:02,351
They grow up so fast.

276
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,733
Sprig's tadpole tail.

277
00:16:08,816 --> 00:16:10,818
I remember when it fell off.

278
00:16:10,901 --> 00:16:12,820
It's so cute.

279
00:16:18,242 --> 00:16:22,330
Rodney McDonald, for the last time,
get that cow out of the lecture hall.

280
00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:24,707
Eat my shorts, prof!

281
00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:29,962
Sprig gets to do all that? Ugh. Jelly!

282
00:16:30,046 --> 00:16:32,423
Yeah. They're probably
having crazy cool parties

283
00:16:32,506 --> 00:16:34,258
and slapping farm animals right now.

284
00:16:34,342 --> 00:16:35,635
Just over that wall.

285
00:16:37,553 --> 00:16:40,431
Hey, Anne, how good at climbing are you?

286
00:16:40,514 --> 00:16:42,016
Oh…

287
00:16:42,099 --> 00:16:44,977
I'm picking up what you're putting down.

288
00:16:47,939 --> 00:16:49,357
Will you two keep it down?

289
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,400
I'm trying to cry up here.

290
00:16:51,484 --> 00:16:52,485
Sorry, Hop Pop.

291
00:16:54,987 --> 00:16:57,490
- I got extra homework.
- Lucky.

292
00:17:02,912 --> 00:17:04,997
Mr. Plantar, could I have a word?

293
00:17:05,081 --> 00:17:07,833
Oh. Hi, professor. So, you've heard, huh?

294
00:17:07,917 --> 00:17:10,252
Yes. I've spoken with your professors.

295
00:17:10,336 --> 00:17:13,547
And they all think
I'm a terrible student.

296
00:17:13,631 --> 00:17:14,924
I get it. I'll leave.

297
00:17:15,007 --> 00:17:16,008
"Leave"?

298
00:17:16,092 --> 00:17:18,469
Oh, no, no, no.

299
00:17:18,552 --> 00:17:22,306
It's true, your energy can be
a bit disruptive,

300
00:17:22,390 --> 00:17:23,849
but it's a good disruption.

301
00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:27,270
- Huh?
- And since this is going to be

302
00:17:27,353 --> 00:17:29,730
such a project, we are starting early!

303
00:17:29,814 --> 00:17:32,400
No waiting for next semester.

304
00:17:32,483 --> 00:17:33,484
No, no, no.

305
00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:40,116
Tomorrow, you officially start
as a student of Newtopia University!

306
00:17:40,199 --> 00:17:43,953
- What?
- With extra classes and extra work,

307
00:17:44,036 --> 00:17:47,999
ooh, we will shape you
into something amazing.

308
00:17:48,082 --> 00:17:51,210
"Extra work"? "Extra classes"?

309
00:17:51,294 --> 00:17:56,257
Now sleep well.
Because at dawn, the real work begins.

310
00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:59,385
Oh, your family is going to be so proud.

311
00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:04,056
Nope! Nope, nope, nope. Sorry, Hop Pop.

312
00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:06,684
But I can't be here
another ding-dang second.

313
00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:08,227
I'm leaving tonight.

314
00:18:09,645 --> 00:18:13,941
All right, students,
doors locking in three, two, one.

315
00:18:17,028 --> 00:18:19,280
No! I'm locked in.

316
00:18:19,363 --> 00:18:21,490
I'm… I'm a prisoner.

317
00:18:25,995 --> 00:18:28,039
What's that?

318
00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:33,794
Now, why would a school need
all this security?

319
00:18:33,878 --> 00:18:35,296
Unless…

320
00:18:35,379 --> 00:18:37,214
This ain't a school at all.

321
00:18:37,298 --> 00:18:40,092
Maybe they're frog-nappers
and this whole thing

322
00:18:40,176 --> 00:18:44,055
was just an elaborate scheme
to steal Sprig's beautiful pink skin!

323
00:18:44,138 --> 00:18:47,266
Hang on, Sprig, I'm a-coming!

324
00:18:51,187 --> 00:18:53,564
Guess I got to cut back
on those bug burgers.

325
00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:55,775
Hang in there, Sprig!

326
00:18:57,610 --> 00:18:58,694
Got it!

327
00:19:05,701 --> 00:19:08,537
- Ready for the time of your life?
- Bring it.

328
00:19:09,705 --> 00:19:11,624
Uh, I think I just killed somebody.

329
00:19:13,626 --> 00:19:15,294
- Oh, shoot.
- Make a break for it!

330
00:19:18,005 --> 00:19:20,049
A security breach! Hit the lights!

331
00:19:31,394 --> 00:19:32,395
Nailed it!

332
00:19:32,478 --> 00:19:34,522
Hey, did you just hear
someone yell, "Nailed it"?

333
00:19:34,605 --> 00:19:35,815
Release the weevils!

334
00:19:38,317 --> 00:19:40,820
"Weevils"?

335
00:19:41,988 --> 00:19:43,197
Hey, do you hear dogs?

336
00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:44,699
Depends. What's a dog?

337
00:19:46,492 --> 00:19:47,827
Is that Sprig?

338
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,579
Hey, Sprig, where the party at, man?

339
00:19:50,663 --> 00:19:51,914
Can't talk. Running.

340
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,752
Oh, boy. Run!

341
00:19:58,754 --> 00:20:01,257
This is my fault for looking like
such a snack.

342
00:20:04,510 --> 00:20:05,928
Hop Pop, what are you doing?

343
00:20:06,012 --> 00:20:08,347
- Coming to save you.
- Hang on.

344
00:20:10,349 --> 00:20:12,351
All right, hold it right there.

345
00:20:13,769 --> 00:20:16,272
Sprig and Mr. Plantar? What's going on?

346
00:20:16,355 --> 00:20:20,192
- You're not frog-napping my boy.
- You were trying to make me a prisoner.

347
00:20:20,276 --> 00:20:23,070
I'm sorry, frog-nap? "Prisoner"?

348
00:20:23,154 --> 00:20:25,948
Sprig isn't locked up.
He can leave whenever he likes.

349
00:20:26,032 --> 00:20:29,452
Then what's with all the gate-locking?
The alarms, the guards?

350
00:20:29,535 --> 00:20:31,495
That's for the students' safety.

351
00:20:31,579 --> 00:20:33,623
We are in the city, after all.

352
00:20:33,706 --> 00:20:36,709
There are some dangerous oddballs
out there.

353
00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:39,045
Professor, we found
these two dangerous oddballs

354
00:20:39,128 --> 00:20:40,755
trying to sneak into the university.

355
00:20:40,838 --> 00:20:43,299
You can torture me all you want.
I'll never talk.

356
00:20:43,382 --> 00:20:44,634
Polly? Anne?

357
00:20:44,717 --> 00:20:47,219
We were just looking
for a rad college party.

358
00:20:47,303 --> 00:20:49,138
And I was trying to escape.

359
00:20:49,221 --> 00:20:52,600
Sorry, Hop Pop, but I hate this place.

360
00:20:52,683 --> 00:20:56,228
It's boring and stuffy,
and they don't let you wear hats.

361
00:20:56,312 --> 00:20:59,565
I know it's your dream.
I'm sorry I couldn't make it come true.

362
00:21:00,358 --> 00:21:02,109
"Dream"? "Dream"?

363
00:21:02,193 --> 00:21:04,028
Forget the ding-dang dream.

364
00:21:05,780 --> 00:21:07,698
I ain't ready to let you go yet.

365
00:21:07,782 --> 00:21:09,825
Heck, I ain't letting you go ever!

366
00:21:09,909 --> 00:21:12,078
It's homeschooling
for the rest of your life.

367
00:21:12,161 --> 00:21:14,872
Forget higher learning
or big opportunities.

368
00:21:14,956 --> 00:21:18,918
You belong at the bottom
of the socioeconomic barrel with me.

369
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:21,087
Yay! Wait, is this a good thing?

370
00:21:21,170 --> 00:21:22,880
Oh, what the heck. Yay!

371
00:21:24,173 --> 00:21:26,801
My boy, you continue to impress.

372
00:21:26,884 --> 00:21:30,262
No one has ever
evaded campus security before.

373
00:21:30,346 --> 00:21:33,057
The offer of admission still stands.

374
00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:36,519
Thanks, professor, but I don't think
it's for me right now.

375
00:21:36,602 --> 00:21:38,396
In a couple of years, who knows?

376
00:21:38,479 --> 00:21:42,108
Well, we'll be here waiting for you
when you're ready.

377
00:21:42,191 --> 00:21:45,569
Now, come on, everyone,
let's get back to that crazy party.

378
00:21:45,653 --> 00:21:48,364
I knew it.

379
00:21:49,156 --> 00:21:50,658
Happy you're back, Sprig.

380
00:21:50,741 --> 00:21:51,826
Me, too, Hop Pop.

381
00:21:51,909 --> 00:21:53,411
- Hey, Sprig, go long!
- Okay!

382
00:21:54,161 --> 00:21:55,162
Ha-ha. Yeah!

