1 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:10,637 This is Michael Bluth. He's a good man. 2 00:00:10,745 --> 00:00:12,736 For 10 years, he's worked for his father's company... 3 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:14,838 waiting to be made a partner. 4 00:00:14,949 --> 00:00:17,747 And right now, he's happy. 5 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:20,582 - This is Michael's mother. - Look what they've done, Michael. 6 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,280 She isn't happy. 7 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:24,984 Look what the homosexuals have done to me. 8 00:00:25,092 --> 00:00:27,526 You can't just comb that out and reset it? 9 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:30,927 Currently, she's upset that her husband's retirement party... 10 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,829 is being upstaged by a group of gay protesters. 11 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:36,960 We're here! We're queer! We want to get married on the ocean! 12 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:40,472 Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. 13 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:44,340 It just makes me want to set myself on fire. 14 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:46,936 Good grief, Mother. 15 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,675 Not all homosexuals are flamboy... 16 00:00:49,784 --> 00:00:51,809 Oh, my God! I have the exact same blouse. 17 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:54,183 This is Michael's twin sister, Lindsay. 18 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:56,188 I like it better on him. 19 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,884 As a youthful act of defiance, Lindsay married... 20 00:00:58,993 --> 00:01:00,893 this man. 21 00:01:00,995 --> 00:01:03,520 They moved to Boston, where they've become celebrated... 22 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:06,099 for their wine and cheese fund-raisers. 23 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,395 Oh, no. I'm completely stuffed. 24 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,970 Michael and his sister haven't spoken in a year. 25 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,130 Neither has acknowledged this. 26 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,674 And this is Gob, Michael's oldest brother. 27 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:18,745 So, this is the magic trick, huh? 28 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:22,680 Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. 29 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:28,221 Or candy. 30 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:31,985 Gob recently started the Alliance of Magicians... 31 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,060 an organization that blackballs any performer... 32 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:36,425 who reveals a magician's secret. 33 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,623 And finally there's Buster... 34 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:41,963 - Hey, Buster. - the youngest of Michael's siblings. 35 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:45,232 You know, you don't need to do that, buddy. It's okay. 36 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:47,899 Thanks to the family's largesse, Buster has studied everything... 37 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:50,704 from Native American tribal ceremonies... 38 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:56,238 to cartography, the mapping of uncharted territories. 39 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:59,376 Hasn't everything already sort of been discovered, though... 40 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:02,320 by, like, Magellan and Cortés? 41 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,323 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - All those folks. 42 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:06,325 Those guys did a pretty good job... 43 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:09,726 but there's still, you know... 44 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:13,129 He also suffers from crippling panic attacks. 45 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:15,759 Yes, this is his family. 46 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:17,929 So why is Michael so happy? 47 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:21,439 Because he's decided to never speak to these people again. 48 00:02:25,701 --> 00:02:28,636 Michael was feeling more generous about his family... 49 00:02:28,738 --> 00:02:31,002 on the morning of the boat party. 50 00:02:31,107 --> 00:02:35,669 What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing? 51 00:02:35,778 --> 00:02:39,305 - Breakfast. - Family. 52 00:02:39,415 --> 00:02:42,816 Family. Right. I thought you meant of the things you eat. 53 00:02:42,918 --> 00:02:45,819 This is Michael's son, George Michael. 54 00:02:45,921 --> 00:02:48,549 I mean, we have made nothing but sacrifices for this family... 55 00:02:48,657 --> 00:02:50,488 and tonight it all pays off, my boy. 56 00:02:50,593 --> 00:02:53,528 Tonight your granddad makes me partner. 57 00:02:53,629 --> 00:02:56,029 To prove his dedication to the family business... 58 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:59,192 Michael has decided to live here... in the model unit... 59 00:02:59,301 --> 00:03:01,235 of his father's latest housing tract. 60 00:03:01,337 --> 00:03:04,329 The guys live in the attic so that the house... 61 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,704 can still function as a pristine selling tool. 62 00:03:06,809 --> 00:03:08,743 And when I do get that promotion... 63 00:03:08,844 --> 00:03:11,142 I'll finally be able to get you what you deserve. 64 00:03:11,247 --> 00:03:13,408 Like a real home. 65 00:03:13,516 --> 00:03:15,814 This is a real home. 66 00:03:15,918 --> 00:03:18,250 No, it's not. It's a fake home, son. 67 00:03:18,354 --> 00:03:20,254 You want the loops or the flakes today? 68 00:03:20,356 --> 00:03:22,586 The guys then headed down to Balboa Island... 69 00:03:22,691 --> 00:03:25,091 so George Michael could work at the frozen banana stand... 70 00:03:25,194 --> 00:03:27,219 his grandfather started in 1953. 71 00:03:27,329 --> 00:03:28,887 Bananas. 72 00:03:28,998 --> 00:03:32,331 Michael, meanwhile, was meeting his brother Gob... 73 00:03:32,434 --> 00:03:34,493 hoping to discuss his father's boat party. 74 00:03:34,603 --> 00:03:37,333 Do you have your check for your share of the party? 75 00:03:37,439 --> 00:03:39,907 You know, I sort of thought my contribution... 76 00:03:40,009 --> 00:03:41,909 could be a magic show. 77 00:03:43,479 --> 00:03:45,777 - Oh, that's perfect, Gob. - Thank you. 78 00:03:45,881 --> 00:03:49,180 I just remembered something. Dad's retiring, not turning six. 79 00:03:49,285 --> 00:03:53,187 Hey, come on! I just bought this new illusion called the Aztec Tomb. 80 00:03:53,289 --> 00:03:56,417 - It cost like 18 grand! I'm gonna do it on the boat. - I don't care. 81 00:03:56,525 --> 00:03:59,619 What do you care? Can't you just charge the party to the company? 82 00:03:59,728 --> 00:04:02,822 - It's not a business expense. - So what? Lindsay's been staying at the Four Seasons for a month. 83 00:04:02,932 --> 00:04:05,230 She's probably charging the company. 84 00:04:05,334 --> 00:04:07,859 Lindsay's been in town for a month? 85 00:04:07,970 --> 00:04:10,905 I don't think so. 86 00:04:11,006 --> 00:04:13,474 Michael was upset to hear this... 87 00:04:13,576 --> 00:04:15,840 so he went to discuss it with his mother. 88 00:04:15,945 --> 00:04:19,472 Mom! Mother! Give me your company checkbook. You're cut off. 89 00:04:19,582 --> 00:04:22,415 Michael, look. Look what happened to my fox. 90 00:04:22,518 --> 00:04:25,146 Someone cut off his little foot. 91 00:04:25,254 --> 00:04:28,246 Is it... Is it noticeable? 92 00:04:28,357 --> 00:04:30,791 You've gotta remember... you're gonna be all splattered in red paint. 93 00:04:30,893 --> 00:04:32,793 That's gonna distract the eye. 94 00:04:32,895 --> 00:04:36,422 I don't want you charging any more of your personal expenses to the company. 95 00:04:36,532 --> 00:04:40,298 Well, I had to pay for the Aztec Tomb. Gob says it's a career maker. 96 00:04:40,402 --> 00:04:43,803 Wait a minute. The company paid for the Aztec Tomb? That's great. 97 00:04:43,906 --> 00:04:46,033 Well, I was talking about Lindsay, okay? 98 00:04:46,141 --> 00:04:50,635 You put her in a five-star hotel, on top of which you didn't tell me she was in town. 99 00:04:50,746 --> 00:04:54,648 If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my children equally. 100 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:57,184 I don't care for Gob. 101 00:04:59,288 --> 00:05:02,746 Good grief. I dipped into the kitty a couple of times. 102 00:05:02,858 --> 00:05:04,985 You should be focused on tonight. 103 00:05:05,094 --> 00:05:07,688 Dad's making a big announcement. 104 00:05:07,796 --> 00:05:11,493 Yeah? I knew it. It's about me, isn't it? 105 00:05:13,102 --> 00:05:16,265 I wonder how I can talk you out of ever making that face again. 106 00:05:16,372 --> 00:05:18,272 Michael! 107 00:05:18,374 --> 00:05:20,274 Tobias. 108 00:05:20,376 --> 00:05:23,470 How are you? 109 00:05:23,579 --> 00:05:27,037 Good, good. How's your job search comin'? 110 00:05:29,218 --> 00:05:31,709 - It's good. It's going to be good. - Yeah? Great. 111 00:05:31,820 --> 00:05:34,550 I'm hoping the universe provides a path for me. 112 00:05:34,657 --> 00:05:37,125 Tobias recently lost his medical license... 113 00:05:37,226 --> 00:05:40,161 for administering C.P.R. to a person who, as it turned out... 114 00:05:40,262 --> 00:05:43,493 was not having a heart attack. 115 00:05:43,599 --> 00:05:48,036 Maybe you'll be inspired by the boat party tonight, start a career as a pirate. 116 00:05:48,137 --> 00:05:50,697 I haven't packed for that. 117 00:05:50,806 --> 00:05:53,036 - Couldn't find a thing. - Lindsay! 118 00:05:53,142 --> 00:05:56,043 - Michael! - How was your flight? 119 00:05:56,145 --> 00:05:58,909 - Great. Great. We just got in. - He knows. 120 00:05:59,014 --> 00:06:02,040 A month ago. Oh, I'm sorry. I've been meaning to call you. 121 00:06:02,151 --> 00:06:03,675 - I really have. - Really? 122 00:06:03,786 --> 00:06:06,983 - It's just been very busy. - Ugh! It's been crazy. 123 00:06:07,089 --> 00:06:09,887 We just had an amazing fund-raiser for HOOP. 124 00:06:09,992 --> 00:06:12,984 - HOOP? - My anti-circumcision movement. 125 00:06:13,095 --> 00:06:15,063 I think it looks frightening when it's cut off. 126 00:06:15,164 --> 00:06:17,064 It's a Doberman. Let it have its ears. 127 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:18,724 - Hmm. - Believe it or not... 128 00:06:18,834 --> 00:06:21,701 we brought in over $40,000. 129 00:06:21,804 --> 00:06:25,069 Unbelievable. Sounds like you saved enough skin to make 10 new boys. 130 00:06:25,174 --> 00:06:28,109 Well, most of that money was from the Bluth Company. 131 00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:30,371 I mean, how... 132 00:06:31,814 --> 00:06:34,180 are you? 133 00:06:34,283 --> 00:06:36,183 Still good. You know what? 134 00:06:36,285 --> 00:06:38,845 You guys have had your hands in the company coffer for years. 135 00:06:38,954 --> 00:06:42,287 But starting tomorrow, there is going to be a new boss in town... 136 00:06:42,391 --> 00:06:45,588 and you're all gonna have to start fending for yourselves. 137 00:06:45,694 --> 00:06:49,255 You're all gonna finally feel that sweet sting of sweat in your eyes. 138 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:51,390 As... Buster! 139 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:55,300 You can't do that on the balcony, buddy? 140 00:06:55,404 --> 00:06:57,872 Mom says it's too windy. 141 00:07:00,909 --> 00:07:03,241 Who could've done this? 142 00:07:03,345 --> 00:07:05,711 While Michael was getting fed up with his family... 143 00:07:05,814 --> 00:07:08,908 George Michael was finally getting to know them. 144 00:07:09,018 --> 00:07:12,078 Um, yeah. I bought a frozen banana... 145 00:07:12,187 --> 00:07:15,247 and when I bit into it, I found this. 146 00:07:15,357 --> 00:07:18,815 - Looks like a foot. - It tasted like a foot. 147 00:07:18,927 --> 00:07:22,761 Which I didn't really mind, but I'm pretty sure I said no nuts. 148 00:07:22,865 --> 00:07:24,890 Hey, you're my cousin, aren't you? 149 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,729 Maybe. 150 00:07:26,835 --> 00:07:30,498 This is George Michael's cousin, Maeby. 151 00:07:30,606 --> 00:07:33,302 - I can't believe you didn't recognize me. - We never see you. 152 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:35,502 We never see anybody in our family. 153 00:07:35,611 --> 00:07:38,842 I know. It's our parents' faults. We should teach them a lesson. 154 00:07:38,947 --> 00:07:43,407 Yeah. No. I don't think so. 155 00:07:43,519 --> 00:07:45,419 I should go to my mom tonight... 156 00:07:45,521 --> 00:07:47,853 and be like, "I met the cutest guy." 157 00:07:47,956 --> 00:07:51,949 And then she'll see you and me totally making out. 158 00:07:52,061 --> 00:07:54,427 But... But not really, right? 159 00:07:54,530 --> 00:07:56,430 It's perfect. She'd freak out... 160 00:07:56,532 --> 00:07:59,194 and I'd be like, "If we saw each other more often, this wouldn't happen." 161 00:07:59,301 --> 00:08:01,929 - But we're cousins. - That's what makes it funny. 162 00:08:02,037 --> 00:08:05,939 - But isn't it against the law? - Come on, George Michael. 163 00:08:09,545 --> 00:08:13,504 Tobias, now believing the boat party to be pirate-themed... 164 00:08:13,615 --> 00:08:16,982 - You look like a pirate! - began searching through his wife's luggage for an outfit. 165 00:08:17,086 --> 00:08:19,611 I should say so! Look at the blouse, sir! 166 00:08:19,721 --> 00:08:24,124 Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates... 167 00:08:24,226 --> 00:08:27,525 Tobias boarded a van full ofhomosexuals. 168 00:08:27,629 --> 00:08:32,965 Soon he was unwittingly part of a protest against the local yacht club. 169 00:08:33,068 --> 00:08:34,968 How are you? 170 00:08:35,070 --> 00:08:37,834 Oh, my God! I have the exact same blouse. 171 00:08:37,940 --> 00:08:40,374 I like it better on him. 172 00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:43,468 And Michael's big moment finally came. 173 00:08:43,579 --> 00:08:47,310 I give you the new C.E.O. for the Bluth Company. 174 00:08:48,484 --> 00:08:51,009 Certainly the smartest Bluth. 175 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,145 My favorite Bluth. 176 00:08:53,255 --> 00:08:58,716 And the, uh, sexiest creature I have ever laid eyes on. 177 00:09:00,362 --> 00:09:03,229 My lovely wife, Lucille. 178 00:09:07,035 --> 00:09:10,664 Mom! 179 00:09:10,772 --> 00:09:13,707 Mom, congratulations! 180 00:09:15,144 --> 00:09:17,510 Sorry. It's not the right time. 181 00:09:25,848 --> 00:09:29,511 I'm not gonna lie to you, Michael. This is great news for HOOP. 182 00:09:45,467 --> 00:09:47,298 Hey. 183 00:09:47,403 --> 00:09:50,429 - You okay? - You and I, we've waited long enough. 184 00:09:50,539 --> 00:09:54,066 It's time to move on. All right? 185 00:09:55,611 --> 00:09:58,307 I guess we're gonna see you guys even less now. 186 00:09:58,414 --> 00:10:00,712 I told you. We should've taught them a lesson. 187 00:10:00,816 --> 00:10:03,114 Lindsay, I want you in this picture. Come on. 188 00:10:08,724 --> 00:10:10,783 All right. Let's see some smiles, people. 189 00:10:10,893 --> 00:10:14,886 It's a... It's a party, not a shareholders' meeting. 190 00:10:14,997 --> 00:10:19,195 Are those police boats? 191 00:10:19,301 --> 00:10:21,792 No, I'm serious. I think they are police boats. 192 00:10:21,904 --> 00:10:24,702 Prepare to be boarded. Prepare to be boarded. 193 00:10:24,807 --> 00:10:28,903 - I knew it was against the law. - That's the Securities and Exchange Commission. 194 00:10:29,011 --> 00:10:31,070 - They have boats? - Give me a cell phone. 195 00:10:31,180 --> 00:10:34,741 Lindsay, Buster, up to the bridge! Come on, Buster! 196 00:10:34,850 --> 00:10:37,819 - Almighty good grief. - Delores, listen to me. 197 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,820 - Out of my way! - Empty the account. 198 00:10:39,922 --> 00:10:42,482 - Out of my way! - Why are you crying? Why are you crying? 199 00:10:42,591 --> 00:10:45,025 Out of my way! Out! Out! Out! 200 00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:48,187 Lindsay, take the wheel! Buster, find us a channel to the ocean! 201 00:10:48,297 --> 00:10:50,094 Gee, I don't have any mapping equipment with me. 202 00:10:50,199 --> 00:10:53,965 You've had $80,000 worth of cartography lessons. Get us a channel to the ocean! 203 00:10:54,069 --> 00:10:56,367 Okay. Okay. Okay. 204 00:10:56,472 --> 00:10:59,737 - Can you hear me now? - Obviously this blue part here is the land. 205 00:10:59,842 --> 00:11:02,538 That would mean... 206 00:11:02,644 --> 00:11:05,044 Oh, Buster, Buster. You'll be all right. 207 00:11:05,147 --> 00:11:07,741 Shredder. No. Save it. Save it. Shredder. 208 00:11:07,850 --> 00:11:10,910 Please don't leave us now, Buster! Please! 209 00:11:11,019 --> 00:11:13,817 - Get in the tomb. The Aztec Tomb. - Save it. Shred it. 210 00:11:13,922 --> 00:11:16,083 Hold on. I don't have time for your magic tricks. 211 00:11:16,191 --> 00:11:19,058 Illusions, Dad! You don't have time for my illusions! 212 00:11:19,161 --> 00:11:21,527 What is wrong with you? Why are you so angry? 213 00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:24,292 Look. Just stay in the box. I'll make you disappear. 214 00:11:24,399 --> 00:11:27,698 The Bluth family dominated the news that night. 215 00:11:27,803 --> 00:11:30,567 Bluth Development Company president George Bluth... 216 00:11:30,672 --> 00:11:33,869 was arrested tonight for defrauding investors... 217 00:11:33,976 --> 00:11:37,377 and using the company as his personal piggy bank. 218 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,572 More intrigue on the high seas tonight... 219 00:11:39,681 --> 00:11:42,115 as dozens of local pirates were arrested... 220 00:11:42,217 --> 00:11:44,879 for protesting the yacht club's discriminatory policies. 221 00:11:44,987 --> 00:11:46,818 Even Michael's brother Gob made the news. 222 00:11:46,922 --> 00:11:50,585 It was Mr. Bluth's son Gob, a part-time magician... 223 00:11:50,692 --> 00:11:54,025 who hid his father here in the Aztec Tomb. 224 00:11:54,129 --> 00:11:56,222 By pushing on this pivoting panel... 225 00:11:56,331 --> 00:11:59,323 I have to think the Alliance is gonna frown on this. 226 00:11:59,434 --> 00:12:01,459 Perhaps a good trick for a human... 227 00:12:01,570 --> 00:12:04,130 but the dogs found him almost instantly. 228 00:12:04,239 --> 00:12:06,434 Free at last, darlings. 229 00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:08,601 - I'm all right. - Thank God. 230 00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:10,940 Oh, what an adventure. Oh, my goodness! 231 00:12:11,046 --> 00:12:13,606 Buster! Don't do that. 232 00:12:13,715 --> 00:12:15,740 What an adventure, gang. 233 00:12:15,851 --> 00:12:18,342 I thought that the homosexuals were pirates... 234 00:12:18,453 --> 00:12:22,184 but it turns out that most of them were actors in the local theater. 235 00:12:24,426 --> 00:12:26,519 You're right though. It is amazing. 236 00:12:26,628 --> 00:12:30,257 I've been waiting for the universe to provide a path for me, and... 237 00:12:30,365 --> 00:12:32,526 and I think it has. 238 00:12:32,634 --> 00:12:35,330 - You're gay? - No. No. 239 00:12:35,437 --> 00:12:40,170 I'm not... I'm not gay. No. Lindsay, how many times must we have this... 240 00:12:40,275 --> 00:12:44,302 No. I want to be an actor. 241 00:12:48,283 --> 00:12:52,242 Okay, guys. Um, they are gonna keep Dad in prison... 242 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,652 at least until this gets all sorted out. 243 00:12:54,756 --> 00:12:58,522 Also, the attorney said they're gonna have to put a halt on the company's expense account. 244 00:13:00,395 --> 00:13:04,024 Interesting. I would have expected that after the "keeping Dad in jail." 245 00:13:04,132 --> 00:13:07,898 You know, Michael, Dad did name Mom as his successor. 246 00:13:08,003 --> 00:13:11,632 - And I'm putting Buster in charge. - That's a good choice. 247 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:15,574 Buster? The guy who thought that the blue on the map was land? 248 00:13:15,677 --> 00:13:18,669 - He's had business classes. - Wa-Wa-Wa-Wait. 249 00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:21,248 Eighteenth-century agrarian business. 250 00:13:21,350 --> 00:13:24,319 But I guess it's all the same principles. 251 00:13:24,419 --> 00:13:26,649 Are you at all concerned about an uprising? 252 00:13:26,755 --> 00:13:31,556 That's it. I'm done. I'm sick and tired of the greed and the selfishness and the taking. 253 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:34,060 Forget it. I've got a son to think about. 254 00:13:34,162 --> 00:13:36,926 And, Lindsay, by the way, I expected this from them... 255 00:13:37,032 --> 00:13:38,932 because they're completely oblivious. 256 00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:42,435 But you... you should know better. 257 00:13:42,537 --> 00:13:46,371 In the days that followed, Lindsay had no choice... 258 00:13:46,475 --> 00:13:50,377 but to check her family out of the hotel earlier than planned. 259 00:13:56,852 --> 00:13:58,877 And her husband started looking for work. 260 00:13:58,987 --> 00:14:01,353 My name is Dr. Tobias Fünke. 261 00:14:01,456 --> 00:14:05,654 I was Chief Resident of Psychiatry at Mass General for two years... 262 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:09,219 and I did my fellowship in psycholinguistics at M.I.T. 263 00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:13,665 And this is "I'm a Bad, Bad Man" from Annie Get Your Gun. 264 00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:23,735 Lucille was finding it difficult to go about her daily life. 265 00:14:23,845 --> 00:14:27,747 The S.E.C. is making him out to be some kind of mastermind, which... believe me... he's not. 266 00:14:27,849 --> 00:14:30,443 The man can barely work our shredder. 267 00:14:30,552 --> 00:14:34,454 Michael was able to secure a job with a rival housing company almost immediately. 268 00:14:34,556 --> 00:14:37,787 We'll set you up in Arizona in one of our finest estates. 269 00:14:37,893 --> 00:14:41,294 Attic or main house? 270 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,668 And Buster was discovering his academic pursuits... 271 00:14:47,769 --> 00:14:50,101 didn't fully prepare him for his new responsibilities. 272 00:14:50,205 --> 00:14:52,799 Have you looked at the latest figures on the Sudden Valley expansion... 273 00:14:52,908 --> 00:14:55,138 vis-à-vis the development versus the tax... 274 00:14:55,243 --> 00:14:59,009 - You guys are so smart. - Two percent per annum. This is a non-recoupable... 275 00:14:59,114 --> 00:15:01,082 We need Michael. 276 00:15:01,183 --> 00:15:04,914 - We need ice. - Michael. We need Michael. 277 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:08,114 And so the family staged an intervention. 278 00:15:08,223 --> 00:15:11,454 I'm sorry. What exactly is this intervention for? 279 00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:16,689 We need you to come back and run the business. 280 00:15:16,798 --> 00:15:21,292 Okay. So technically it's not really an intervention. It's more of an imposition. 281 00:15:21,403 --> 00:15:24,099 - Whatever you want to call it. - I'd love to call it an imposition. 282 00:15:24,206 --> 00:15:27,539 We're in trouble here, Michael. And I can't perform my magic. 283 00:15:27,642 --> 00:15:30,133 I'm getting blackballed from even the smaller venues. 284 00:15:30,245 --> 00:15:34,045 I'll be honest. I'm just more comfortable with an Alliance-approved magician. 285 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:39,812 Give 'em a hell of a show, champ. 286 00:15:39,921 --> 00:15:42,219 off, traitor. 287 00:15:44,092 --> 00:15:46,287 Can you believe this? They're still fighting. 288 00:15:46,394 --> 00:15:50,990 Yeah, I know. I'm tempted to kiss again so we could teach 'em a lesson. 289 00:15:51,099 --> 00:15:53,192 Why would that teach them a lesson? 290 00:15:53,301 --> 00:15:56,327 No, I mean, uh, to freak them out. 291 00:15:56,438 --> 00:15:59,236 - That doesn't make any sense. - Isn't that what makes it funny? 292 00:15:59,341 --> 00:16:02,469 I'm laughing. Go fish... Uno... Okay. 293 00:16:02,577 --> 00:16:05,375 - I just need a drink. - Well, I'm sorry. It's just too late. 294 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,710 I'm moving to Phoenix. I got a job. 295 00:16:11,186 --> 00:16:14,713 Something you apply for, and then they pay you to, uh... 296 00:16:14,823 --> 00:16:17,724 Never mind. I don't want to ruin the surprise. So, no hard feelings. 297 00:16:17,826 --> 00:16:21,091 Adios. Sayonara. I'll see you when the first parent dies. 298 00:16:21,196 --> 00:16:24,723 Well, I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. 299 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:27,529 - Touché. - George Michael, grab the coat. 300 00:16:27,636 --> 00:16:29,900 I think Dad would really want you to help us out here. 301 00:16:30,005 --> 00:16:34,533 - Dad's in jail. Here we go. - Well, the least you could do is say good-bye to him. 302 00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:39,012 In fact, Michael had not spoken to his father since the arrest... 303 00:16:39,114 --> 00:16:42,743 and he decided to give his father the courtesy of a formal resignation. 304 00:16:42,851 --> 00:16:46,719 - I quit. - Probably a good career move. 305 00:16:49,524 --> 00:16:52,618 You know, I parked in the same spot for the last five years. 306 00:16:52,727 --> 00:16:55,389 I was there on time every single day. 307 00:16:55,497 --> 00:16:57,431 - Mike... - I was so loyal. I worked so hard. 308 00:16:57,532 --> 00:16:59,796 - Why didn't you just put me in charge? - Michael, listen to me. 309 00:16:59,901 --> 00:17:02,267 These guys, the S.E.C., they've been after me for years. 310 00:17:02,370 --> 00:17:05,203 I put you in charge, you're gonna be wearing one of these jumpsuits too. 311 00:17:05,307 --> 00:17:07,935 - I could've helped... - You'd be an accomplice. 312 00:17:08,043 --> 00:17:10,102 No. It had to be your mom. 313 00:17:14,015 --> 00:17:17,883 They cannot arrest a husband and wife... 314 00:17:17,986 --> 00:17:20,284 for the same crime. 315 00:17:23,391 --> 00:17:25,484 Yeah, I don't think that that's true, Dad. 316 00:17:25,594 --> 00:17:28,062 Really? 317 00:17:30,565 --> 00:17:32,931 I got the worst... attorneys. 318 00:17:34,402 --> 00:17:36,302 With Michael leaving town... 319 00:17:36,404 --> 00:17:39,840 Lindsay decided to take inventory of the family's last remaining asset: 320 00:17:39,941 --> 00:17:42,273 their model home. 321 00:17:43,778 --> 00:17:46,440 - What are you doing? - Packing up. What are you doing? 322 00:17:46,548 --> 00:17:50,917 Well, just looking for... you. 323 00:17:51,019 --> 00:17:53,988 - To say good-bye to you. - Gonna miss you guys. 324 00:17:54,089 --> 00:17:57,855 Oh, well. We'll come out and see you in... 325 00:17:57,959 --> 00:18:00,484 Yeah. We'll miss you too. 326 00:18:00,595 --> 00:18:04,656 It's been nice having you guys around... you know, to talk to. 327 00:18:04,766 --> 00:18:07,963 Well, since Mom died, it's been kind of lonely and... 328 00:18:08,069 --> 00:18:11,197 I just wish we could all stay here. 329 00:18:13,074 --> 00:18:15,542 - l... I need a hand with the van, please. - Okay. 330 00:18:15,644 --> 00:18:17,544 Sorry. 331 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:39,493 Well, l-I guess he really misses his family. 332 00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:43,196 - Well, he doesn't know us very well. - Yeah, clearly. 333 00:18:43,305 --> 00:18:47,002 Let me ask you a question. Where the hell have you been? Why didn't you call me? 334 00:18:47,108 --> 00:18:49,508 Look at my life, Michael. 335 00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:53,547 Tobias is out of work. We're in debt. It's... 336 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:01,250 What are you doing? Are you trying to cry? 337 00:19:01,356 --> 00:19:06,055 I'm sad. Life is hard right now. I've got theJ.D.L. on my ass. 338 00:19:06,161 --> 00:19:09,756 - J.D.L.? - Jewish Defense League. 339 00:19:09,864 --> 00:19:12,833 Oh, the circumcision thing? This is why I was against HOOP. 340 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:16,370 - Why didn't you just mind your own business? - This is why I didn't call you! 341 00:19:16,471 --> 00:19:19,565 - You're so judgmental. - No, I'm not judgmental. 342 00:19:19,674 --> 00:19:22,199 - And you're disappointed in me. - I'm not disappointed in you. 343 00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:25,108 - You are. - So I'm disappointed in you. 344 00:19:25,213 --> 00:19:27,875 But come on. What is not disappointing about my life? 345 00:19:27,983 --> 00:19:31,441 Dad didn't give me the promotion. Dad's in jail. How disappointing is that? 346 00:19:31,553 --> 00:19:34,454 - We're a disappointing family. - We're an incredibly disappointing family. 347 00:19:36,157 --> 00:19:39,558 But we are a family, and I want my son to be happy. 348 00:19:39,661 --> 00:19:44,291 So maybe we should be in each other's lives. 349 00:19:44,399 --> 00:19:47,562 - I'd like that. - Yeah? 350 00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:54,036 - Seriously, you're gonna pull a muscle. - I used to be able to do this. 351 00:19:54,142 --> 00:19:56,542 So Michael decided to stay in California... 352 00:19:56,644 --> 00:19:58,771 and try to save the family business. 353 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,281 And for the first time ever, he gathered his family together in the model home. 354 00:20:02,384 --> 00:20:05,080 - Dad was always banker, so there was no beating him. - Totally. 355 00:20:05,186 --> 00:20:08,383 He should've been stocking up on those "get out of jail free" cards. 356 00:20:08,490 --> 00:20:12,654 - Good one, George Michael! - Very good. 357 00:20:12,761 --> 00:20:16,492 - Two hundred for Short Line. - I wish you guys didn't have to go so soon. 358 00:20:16,598 --> 00:20:20,864 Oh, on that subject, these guys are actually gonna be staying with us. 359 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:24,598 For a while. Just your aunt and her husband. Not Gob. 360 00:20:24,706 --> 00:20:27,573 - Really? - Yeah. What the hell, huh? Family first. 361 00:20:27,675 --> 00:20:32,009 It is gonna be a little crowded, so you're gonna have to share a room with your cousin. 362 00:20:36,584 --> 00:20:38,347 On the next Arrested Development... 363 00:20:38,453 --> 00:20:40,580 George Michael gets a new roommate. 364 00:20:42,957 --> 00:20:45,323 It was really your brother we were interested in. 365 00:20:45,427 --> 00:20:48,191 I mean, you don't even have any references. 366 00:20:48,296 --> 00:20:51,424 Is that enough of a reference for you? 367 00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:54,525 And Michael finds it difficult to get his father out of jail. 368 00:20:54,636 --> 00:20:56,536 You love it here? 369 00:20:56,638 --> 00:20:59,573 Oh, I'm having the time of my life! 370 00:20:59,674 --> 00:21:01,574 Hey, T-Bone.