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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Another setback for the once
prominent Bluth family...

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as their frozen banana stand...

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a Newport Beach landmark
burns to the ground.

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A delicious whodunit after this.

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A week before the fire...

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Michael Bluth was trying
to save the Bluth Company...

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- but his father was making it difficult.
- I need the flight records, Dad.

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I'm trying to find some money
for the family.

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There's always money in the banana stand.

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I am having a love affair with this ice
cream sandwich. Want some?

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- You wanna take a bite? Take a bite.
- Please. Please.

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- Come on. Take a bite. Bite.
- The S.E.C. has locked up our funds.

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- These guys aren't messing around.
- No touching!

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So I need you to tell me.
Were you taking vacations in the jet?

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Is that what you're hiding from me?

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I haven't had a vacation in years.
This is my vacation.

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I'm exercising.
I'm sleeping well.

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- You're doing time.
- I'm doing the time of my life!

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- What's up, pumpkin?
- Hey. T-Bone!

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- What's up?
- Yeah. T-Bone's my roommate.

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- Oh.
- He's a flamer.

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- T's checking out today.
- Yeah.

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Well, I guess every vacation's
gotta come to an end.

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You just made a fool out of yourself
in front ofT-Bone.

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Anyway, I want you to give him
a job at the company. Sales.

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- I'm not gonna do that.
- Why not?

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- Because we don't have any money.
- Because he's a flamer?

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- I told you that in confidence.
- You don't seem to understand
I'm running this company now...

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and I need the flight records,
and I'm gonna get them...

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- with or without your help.
- All right.

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No touching!

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I got something we can try, all right?
It's a little risky.

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- Please.
- Open up.

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What do you mean about...

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While George Sr. was losing a roommate...

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George Michael was having
a hard time adjusting to his new one.

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Get up. Get up.
Get up. Get up.

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- Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up.
- I'm up!

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Okay, we are just about
ass to ankles back here, Maeby.

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Do you wanna hop on
your cousin's lap there, please?

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Whoa, bumpy road ahead.

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So, he addressed his problem head-on.

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Dad, I wanna work more hours
at the banana stand.

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Wow. Huh.
Well, that's great.

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You know, I used to be
just like you when I was a kid.

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I used to love it there.
- It's gonna be
our best summer ever, Mikey!

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Well, I'll tell you what.
I'm gonna give you a promotion.

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Welcome aboard, Mr. Manager.

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Wow! I'm Mr. Manager!

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Well, manager.
We just say "manager."

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And you can hire an employee
if you need one.

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- Do you think I need one?
- Don't look at me, Mr. Manager.

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Right. It's up to me now.
I'm Mr. Manager.

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- Manager. We just say...
- I know, but you just...

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It doesn't matter who.

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I don't know what I expected.

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What's going on? This is exactly where the two
of you were when I left this morning.

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- Is nobody gonna even try to get a job?
- I have a job, Michael.

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- It's called supporting my husband.
- You haven't been shopping.

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The only thing I found in the freezer
was a dead dove in a bag.

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You didn't eat that, did you? 'Cause I've
only got a couple days left to return it.

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Died right in the middle
of a show.

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- Do you want a cage for that?
- No. I'm a magician.

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What is your return policy,
by the way?

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Not that I have to defend myself, but
for your information, I did go shopping.

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You spent $68
on hair conditioner?

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A small price to pay
for self-esteem, Michael.

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Or are you still jealous that you lost Best Hair
to me in high school and got Dorkiest?

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Lindsay's achievements in high school...

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had always overshadowed Michael's.

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I agree with Michael. It's important
not to tie your self-esteem...

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into how you look or
what people think of you.

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I mean, look at me.
I'm an actor.

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An actor,
for crying out loud!

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You know how much rejection
I face every day?

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But in this business of show...

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you have to have the heart
of an angel...

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and the hide of an elephant.

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But you've never actually
had an audition.

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Well...

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excuse me!

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Excuse me.

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Some really great spousal support.
You know something, Lindsay?

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You might wanna start thinking about the
example you're setting for your daughter...

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unless you want her
to end up just like you.

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Yeah. Shoot me
when that happens.

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Is there a carbon monoxide leak
in this house?

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George Michael, you're taking
your cousin to work today.

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That's your new employee. I do not want my niece
to end up just like everyone in this family.

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Uh-uh. You're not telling my daughter
what to do. She's a child!

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No, I'm not. I can work.

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I don't know about this. I mean,
it can get pretty hairy in there.

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Fine. Do what you want.

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If I know my daughter,
that stand won't be there in a week.

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You stay on top of her, buddy.

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Do not be afraid
to ride her. Hard.

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George Michael's attempt
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from his cousin proved unsuccessful.

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I can't tell you how many health codes
you're violating right now.

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I can't believe
I volunteered for this.

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This is my stupidest
rebellion ever.

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Hey, do you wanna
go play Skee-Ball?

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Wait... This is the cash drawer.

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My dad's gonna come by
at the end of the weekend...

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and the number of bananas has to match
the amount of money in here.

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- Oh, so it all has to even out?
- Exactly.

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Easy. Banana.

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Buck.

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Banana. Take a buck.

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And Michael went to his mother
for the flight records...

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his father wouldn't give him.

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Then why don't you marry
an ice cream sandwich?

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- I gotta go.
- Who was that? Was that Dad?

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- That was Gob.
- Uh-huh.

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- So, Mom, I'm trying to find...
- I don't know where they are.

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these flight records.

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You know, it's really more
believable if you let me finish.

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Why am I the only one that seems to
get how much trouble this family is in?

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Oh, I get it, Michael.
I get it.

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But how should I know where the records
are kept? Your father's in charge of all that.

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No, I'm in charge of all of that.

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And I think that you do know
where they are.

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Oh, it's probably all in
a storage unit somewhere.

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Where is the storage unit?

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- I don't remember.
- Try.

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Something with "Dale."
I don't know. Brookfeather.

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Raintree. It's hot.
It's very hot there.

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- I've never been. Get a warrant!
- Don't think I won't.

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Mother... Mother, I care
about this family.

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And I do, too, my darling.

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That's why I'm worried about Gob. I was
on the phone with him this morning.

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You mean just now, right?
When I came in?

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Yes, just now, when you came in.
And he's upset. He's very upset.

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You haven't included him in the business at all.

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He's your older brother.
You could find a little job for him.

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- Make him feel special.
- But he's not special, Mother.

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No.

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But he loves you.
We all love you.

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- Where's the storage unit?
- It's with your warrant.

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Luz, that coat cost
more than your house!

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Oh, that's how we joke.
She doesn't even have a house.

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The next day, Tobias looked for work.

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Hmm. Actor Pull.

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Ooh.

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Oh, look at all these parts!

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Tobias, nice to see you off the couch.

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I was looking for work, and I blew it, Michael.

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I guess you've already
seen that, huh?

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Yes, I have.
Oh, right. This one.

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Yeah, I'll call them again,
I guess.

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I'll give them one more shot.

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And that's when Michael
figured out how to get his mother...

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to lead him to the storage unit
where the flight records were kept.

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- Hello.
- Hey, Mom, it's Michael. Listen.

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Before I forget,
I talked to the I.R. S...

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and they wanna come by
your apartment today...

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to see if you charged any
big-ticket stuff to the company.

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Furs or...

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I don't know.
just a heads-up.

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Oh, that poor woman.

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So Michael followed Luz...

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who had been sent
to hide the evidence.

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Meanwhile, Tobias had arranged
an audition for a local commercial.

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Lindsay came along
to appear supportive.

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- This could take a while.
- Honey, it's one line.

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Not if I do my job right.

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First of all, I love it.
Quick question though.

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Am I panicked about the fire,
or am I being brave for everyone else?

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The fire...
It's... It's a fire sale.

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Oh. Oh.

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Okay, I didn't, um...

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Well, let's give it a shot.

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Oh, my God!
We're having a fire... sale.

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Oh, the burning!
It burns me!

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Evacuate all the schoolchildren!

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? This isn't a fever!

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I can't even see
where the knob is!

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And scene.

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Um...

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Would you like to try that
a little simpler maybe?

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No.

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Okay. Anybody else?
Anyone?

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Lindsay Bluth?

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- It's Fünke.
- Roger Danish.

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Look at you.
I can't believe it's Lindsay Bluth.

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- Oh!
- Fünke.

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Roger was my male counterpart
in high school.

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Remember how crazy
our hair was back then?

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What were we thinking?
So what are you doing now?

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- He's, uh, casting my commercial.
- Oh...

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Yeah, trying to. The South Coast
Boutique is having a fire sale.

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South Coast Boutique?
They're having a fire sale?

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Meanwhile, Michael was
still following his mother's housekeeper.

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And she did finally
lead him to the storage unit.

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Unfortunately, it was on fire.

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Somebody wanted this place to go.

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- Yeah? What do you mean, arson?
- Oh, definitely the work of a flamer.

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It shoots tomorrow,
and are you ready for this?

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- It pays 1,000 bucks!
- Mmm. I thought that was Tobias's part.

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Yes. No. No,
I did not book this one.

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I, uh... I think I made the,
uh, fire too real, uh, for them...

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and, uh... and probably failed
to highlight the sale.

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So, good for her.
And, uh, will you excuse me, please?

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Well, that's great,
but I've got my own problems.

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The flight records?
They burned up.

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That's fine. That's over with.
But I think Dad is behind it.

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I think Dad is trying
to run the business from prison.

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Well, isn't that ironic?
I'm making a fortune at my new job...

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and you don't even have
the job you thought you did.

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But you don't have a job. You've got a
job offer. Anybody can get a job offer.

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So, I'm gonna go see Dad,
because this is my business to run now.

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Your business?

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Hey, there you are, Gob.

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I have been looking all over for you.

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I could really use some help.

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Well, I was gonna return this dove.

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What are you... You want me to run
a meeting for you or something?

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Or, even better,
could you mail this letter for me?

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You can't just give that
to a mailman?

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I can't trust a mailman with this.
This is important.

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Gob was intrigued.
He also suspected...

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he couldn't return a completely
frozen dove to a pet store...

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and get the full refund
he felt he was entitled to.

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I'll mail that letter.
- Michael then went
to confront his father.

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You are not going to keep
running the company from in here, okay?

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That's why you wanted me
to give T-Bone a job?

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- To pay him back
for burning down the storage unit?
- Michael, that's ridiculous.

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00:13:41,671 --> 00:13:44,697
Well, I'm not hiring him. No.
We don't have the money, Pop.

233
00:13:44,808 --> 00:13:47,368
There's always money in the banana stand.

234
00:13:47,477 --> 00:13:52,210
The banana stand! You know, that's
exactly what this feels like. Huh?

235
00:13:52,315 --> 00:13:55,375
Like I'm still stuck in that hot booth
all summer with you pulling the strings.

236
00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:58,386
What was I gonna do, put a kid in charge
of a frozen banana stand?

237
00:13:58,488 --> 00:14:00,979
Sure. That's what I did.
I just made my son the manager.

238
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,493
George Michael is running
the frozen banana stand now?

239
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:10,259
That's right. Yeah. You sit with that.
You think about that for a while.

240
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:12,732
George Sr. did think about that.

241
00:14:16,706 --> 00:14:19,732
Well, now that we've got an employee,
we can go have dinner.

242
00:14:23,012 --> 00:14:26,311
We throw away a banana for every buck
we take so no one finds out.

243
00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:28,816
Wait a minute.
I think you should do that math again.

244
00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:31,785
- Why? Is it wrong?
- It's fine.

245
00:14:31,888 --> 00:14:35,346
He's an arsonist, not an embezzler.

246
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,621
Meanwhile, Michael got
an urgent call from his mother.

247
00:14:38,728 --> 00:14:40,923
Gob is unhappy.

248
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:43,590
Again? I tried to include him.
I gave him a job.

249
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:47,192
- You gave him a letter to mail.
- Don't tell me that was too much for him.

250
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,500
No, Michael, he mailed the letter.
That's not the point.

251
00:14:50,607 --> 00:14:53,838
Gob had not mailed the letter,
but, in an act of defiance...

252
00:14:53,943 --> 00:14:56,309
dramatically hurled the letter
into the sea.

253
00:14:58,948 --> 00:15:02,816
This proved a more difficult dramatic
gesture than he'd anticipated.

254
00:15:15,265 --> 00:15:17,825
- So what do you want me to do about it?
- Don't take that tone.

255
00:15:17,934 --> 00:15:22,337
He's my son.
I want you to make him stop calling me.

256
00:15:22,438 --> 00:15:24,963
Am I the only one
who works in this family?

257
00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:27,941
Yes, that's my gal.

258
00:15:28,044 --> 00:15:31,445
Who would have imagined... two actors
in one family?

259
00:15:31,548 --> 00:15:33,982
We're like the Lunts!

260
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:39,817
- You see... Excuse me.
- Mama.

261
00:15:39,923 --> 00:15:43,654
And so, Lindsay and Maeby
separately went to the same restaurant...

262
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,490
to celebrate thejobs
they hadn't actually performed...

263
00:15:46,596 --> 00:15:49,087
with money they
hadn't actually earned.

264
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:52,168
Did you enjoy your meal, Mom?
You drank it fast enough.

265
00:15:52,268 --> 00:15:54,736
- Hi, Lucille!
- Not as much as you enjoyed yours.

266
00:15:54,838 --> 00:15:56,772
You want your belt to buckle,
not your chair.

267
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,899
Okay, this is what I
told Tobias you'd do.

268
00:16:00,009 --> 00:16:02,739
Say what you will about him.
At least he's happy for me.

269
00:16:08,017 --> 00:16:10,679
You know, I think we might
be doubling our losses here.

270
00:16:10,787 --> 00:16:14,518
Because, I mean, for every dollar you
take, you're actually taking two dollars...

271
00:16:14,624 --> 00:16:17,024
because we paid for the bananas.

272
00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:19,253
Oh, my God, you're right.

273
00:16:19,362 --> 00:16:24,425
I am? Oh, God, I've screwed this up!
Okay, we gotta go.

274
00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:29,699
- Oh, my God! It's your mom and Gangy.
- What are they doing here?

275
00:16:29,806 --> 00:16:31,706
They're grown-ups. They're allowed
to have fun whenever they want.

276
00:16:31,808 --> 00:16:34,743
We're kids. We're supposed to be working.
Now they're gonna tell my dad...

277
00:16:34,844 --> 00:16:37,176
and he's gonna come check the totals
and know we took the money.

278
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,441
- Oh, God, this is bad. What are we gonna do?
- Look.

279
00:16:39,549 --> 00:16:43,110
Pop-pop, he's a business man.
What would he do?

280
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,222
Bananas Foster.

281
00:16:50,727 --> 00:16:54,424
You might wanna let that fire go out
before you stick your face in it.

282
00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:56,794
That's funny, 'cause I was gonna say,
"You might wanna lean away from that fire...

283
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:59,562
since you're soaked in alcohol."

284
00:16:59,669 --> 00:17:01,738
Mine was better.

285
00:17:01,738 --> 00:17:02,397
Mine was better.

286
00:17:02,505 --> 00:17:04,405
Welcome to Bluth Bananas,
where bananas are our business.

287
00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:06,407
May I interest you
in a banana this day?

288
00:17:06,509 --> 00:17:10,741
- T-Bone, what are you doing here?
- Your dad gave me this job.

289
00:17:10,847 --> 00:17:14,283
Michael realized that his father
had even taken control...

290
00:17:14,384 --> 00:17:16,409
of the banana stand.

291
00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:18,419
But he still had some
unanswered questions...

292
00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:20,318
so he did
a little detective work.

293
00:17:20,423 --> 00:17:22,323
- You burn down the storage unit?
- Oh, most definitely.

294
00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:30,595
Michael, having a nice day
at the beach...

295
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,760
while the rest of us are busting
our asses to deliver your mail?

296
00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:37,203
What do you want me to say?
You go and complain to Mom...

297
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,468
- and I tried to include you.
- Include me?

298
00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:42,100
- Yeah.
- I should be in charge. I'm the older brother.

299
00:17:42,211 --> 00:17:46,773
- Please, do you even wanna be in charge?
- No! But I'd like to be asked.

300
00:17:46,883 --> 00:17:49,215
This is just like when we were kids,
and you were the only one...

301
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:52,345
- he let work in the banana stand.
- Well, I got news for you.

302
00:17:52,455 --> 00:17:55,618
Dad still doesn't trust me to this day.
He treats me like a low-level employee.

303
00:17:55,725 --> 00:17:58,819
Better than being treated
like the goofball...

304
00:17:58,928 --> 00:18:01,624
the joker, the magician.

305
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:06,033
I thought you were gonna do,
like, a trick there.

306
00:18:06,135 --> 00:18:08,035
- A fireball or something.
- I was. It didn't go off.

307
00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:10,037
These things never go off when you want them to.

308
00:18:10,139 --> 00:18:12,471
- My least consistent trick.
- Hang on one sec. Hello.

309
00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:15,567
- Hey, Uncle Michael, it's me, Maeby.
- Where's George Michael?

310
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:20,308
At the banana stand. He's about to do
something really irresponsible.

311
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:23,180
You think it's irresponsible?
I'll be right there.

312
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:27,952
- I'm gonna get blamed for this.
- George Michael.

313
00:18:28,057 --> 00:18:30,082
- Dad.
- Hey, what are you doing?

314
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:34,823
I was just, uh...
I was burning down the banana stand.

315
00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:37,661
- What?
- I'm sorry. I screwed it all up.

316
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,667
I've got no right to
call myself Mr. Manager.

317
00:18:39,769 --> 00:18:41,600
- Manager.
- Manager. I'm sorry, Dad.

318
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,764
- Oh, George Michael.
- I am. But I'll make it up to you.

319
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,603
I'll work weeknights.
I'll lay people off.

320
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,506
I'll give up my summer,
all my summers.

321
00:18:48,611 --> 00:18:50,579
just just tell me what to do,
and I'll do it.

322
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:55,174
Michael realized he had done
to his son what his father had done to him...

323
00:18:55,284 --> 00:18:57,684
so he came up with a solution.

324
00:18:57,787 --> 00:19:00,722
- Burn it down.
- What?

325
00:19:00,823 --> 00:19:03,656
Let's burn this son of a bitch.

326
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:15,694
This is gonna be
our best summer ever, buddy.

327
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:24,569
And so, Michael, his son
and his brother together enjoyed...

328
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,978
the cathartic burning
of the banana stand.

329
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:30,280
You mailed that
insurance check, right, Gob?

330
00:19:45,301 --> 00:19:47,531
The next morning,
Lindsay woke up late in the day...

331
00:19:47,637 --> 00:19:49,832
hungover from celebrating
her one day of employment...

332
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,601
which, it turns out,
she had slept through.

333
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:55,302
All right, Lindsay, forget it.
We'll get someone else.

334
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,572
Tobias was next on the call list...

335
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,580
but, unfortunately, couldn't hear the phone...

336
00:19:59,682 --> 00:20:03,277
over the sound of the shower.

337
00:20:03,386 --> 00:20:05,115
He did, however,
use Lindsay's conditioner...

338
00:20:05,221 --> 00:20:08,486
- and was surprised to find that
it did help his self-esteem.
- Mornin'.

339
00:20:08,591 --> 00:20:11,116
- You look nice.
- What?

340
00:20:11,227 --> 00:20:13,127
You look
very handsome today.

341
00:20:13,229 --> 00:20:15,094
Thank you, Lindsay.

342
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:19,997
And Michael finally got to show
his father who's boss.

343
00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:22,867
- You what?
- Burned it right down to the ground.

344
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:26,430
Are you crazy?
There was money in that banana stand.

345
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:29,511
Well, it's all gone now, Dad,
and it was my decision.

346
00:20:29,612 --> 00:20:31,671
So the next time you wanna have
a little power struggle...

347
00:20:31,781 --> 00:20:34,113
just remember that
you're playing with fire.

348
00:20:34,217 --> 00:20:38,620
There was $250,000 lining the walls
of the banana stand.

349
00:20:38,721 --> 00:20:41,884
- What?
- Cash, Michael.

350
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,789
- Why didn't you tell me that?
- How much clearer can I say...

351
00:20:44,894 --> 00:20:48,830
"There's always money
in the banana stand"?

352
00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:50,831
- No touching! No touching!
- No touching!

353
00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:53,299
- No touching! No touching!
- No touching!

354
00:20:53,402 --> 00:20:55,802
On the next
Arrested Development.

355
00:20:55,905 --> 00:20:59,705
Gob protests the pet store's
frozen dove exchange policy.

356
00:20:59,809 --> 00:21:02,369
Return from whence you came!

357
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,537
And, Michael, realizing
the banana stand...

358
00:21:04,647 --> 00:21:07,980
is the only profitable part
of the Bluth empire, decides to rebuild.

359
00:21:08,084 --> 00:21:11,645
You couldn't have called me?
I can't swing a hammer?

360
00:21:13,156 --> 00:21:16,819
I got a rabbit to buy.

