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Michael Bluth
arrived home to find the rental car...

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his sister, Lindsay,
had promised to return.

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Lindsay, you have to cut back on everything.
I'm even selling the corporatejet.

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Great. So now we don't have
a car or a jet?

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Why don't we just take an ad out
in I'm Poor magazine?

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I'm trying to get development started.
All right?

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- I've got six bulldozers
waiting to get underway.
- Bulldozing?

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- What about the trees?
- We're just gonna cover them up with blankets.

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- I'm ripping them out.
- Anything for a buck, right?

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You are so materialistic.

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- Don't suddenly turn this
into one of your causes.
- It's not sudden, Michael.

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I've always been deeply passionate about
nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

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I'll never forget your wedding.

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I care deeply for nature.

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- You're wearing ostrich skin boots.
- I don't care about ostriches.

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You're looking at
a desperate man, Michael.

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- Do you need money?
- What I need is freedom.

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Marta is being
interviewed today on TV...

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about her show,
El Amor Prohibido.

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It's bad enough that I gotta go to
the awards show tomorrow night.

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Today I gotta stand next to her
like I'm Rita Wilson.

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Gob's girlfriend Marta
had been nominated for a daytime Desi...

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the award given for excellence
in Spanish daytime television.

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You found a woman
who believes in you.

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You should make a commitment to her,
'cause life is short.

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I would give anything
to be able to have that again.

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You know? A family?
Nothing else matters.

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- Michael!
- That's Mom. Hide.

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You brought up money earlier.

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I actually would like
to borrow some.

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- No.
- Michael?

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- He's in here, Mom!
- Come on.

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No way. That's mine.
Give it to me!

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Gob, wait! I need those tickets!

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He promised me tickets
to his girlfriend's awards show.

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You're going to that thing?

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Well, my dear friend
Lucille Austero...

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is part owner
of a television station...

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and I want to show up
and hold my head high.

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I may not have her money anymore,
but at least I have a live husband.

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Ah, she's lucky to have you
as a friend.

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- Buster.
- Hey, brother.

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Uh, Mom said you could
tie this for me.

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Make it long so Buster
doesn't seem so... round.

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- Come here, pal.
- Thank you.

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- Do you guys got a big date?
- Well, we're not dating.

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Nonetheless...
Come here...

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shouldn't Buster
be spending his evenings...

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with women that aren't so much...
his mother?

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He's a beautiful boy.
They don't appreciate him.

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It's his glasses.
They make him look like a lizard.

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- Plus, he's self-conscious.
- Gee, I wonder why.

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When's the last time
you went on a date?

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I just haven't met anybody
who's not self-absorbed and impossible
to have a conversation with.

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If that's a veiled criticism
about me...

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I won't hear it
and I won't respond to it.

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Hmm.
Maybe I'm wrong.

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Later that day Michael
finalized the sale of the corporatejet...

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and was also able to solve
the family's transportation problem.

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Hmm?

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I am not riding in that thing.

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Well, we sold the jet, and they didn't
want this. What am I gonna do?

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Besides, Lindsay, it's not
like you're materialistic.

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Well, then, it's all yours.

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Watch out for bridges
and hop-ons.

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You're gonna get some hop-ons.

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And Michael was finally prepared...

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to begin the next phase
of the family business.

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We go to Trisha Thoon for more.

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An activist known as Johnny Bark
has taken residence in this beloved tree...

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and refuses to come down.

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What is he protesting?

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The expansion of high-cost,
low-quality mini-mansions...

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like this one here.

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You gotta be kidding me.

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Michael met with his sister
about the activist in the tree.

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Michael met with his sister
about the activist in the tree.

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You want me to get him out?

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Oh, come on, It's one tree.

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After we get that lot cleared,
we're gonna have enough money...

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for you to neuter thousands of animals.

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You can make dogs and cats a complete
thing of the past. No more dogs and cats.

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And we will have enough money...

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for me to replace the stair car
with a normal car.

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I'll do it for the cats.

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Meanwhile,
Marta's interview was underway...

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and Gob was getting uncomfortable
playing the supportive role.

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I just told him that
we are this family now...

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and that career's one thing,
but family is forever.

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I, too, have an announcement to make.

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To prove that no prison can hold me...

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I will incarcerate myself in the penitentiary
that holds my own father...

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only to escape 24 hours later.

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No shackles can hold these hands.

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Say that to them in Spanish.

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The next day, Michael
got a call to meet Gob at the prison.

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You're going into prison? I thought
there was something wrong with Dad.

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What? No, Dad's fine. Just saw him in there
throwing the ball around with a couple guys.

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Which, of course,
he never did with me.

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- How did you get them to agree to this?
- Oh, the warden's a fan.

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You really think
you can break out of my prison?

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You won't even know I was here.

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The warden was intrigued...
less about the stunt...

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and more about the prison beatings
this brash magician was sure to receive.

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Well, any press is good press, huh?

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Right.

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So Gob went about swallowing
the key to prepare for his escape.

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Then I pass the key, bust out of prison
and into magic history.

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Of course, that is gonna conflict
with my going to the Desis with Marta.

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Well, life's a compromise.

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I probably would have taken her
to the nice event, but prison'll be fun too.

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- Thank you. I knew you'd come through.
- How'd I come through?

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- Thank you. I knew you'd come through.
- How'd I come through?

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Gob, how'd I come through?

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You might wanna find something
a little stronger, Warden.

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What is your problem?

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Meanwhile, Lindsay set about
fulfilling her promise to Michael.

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Get out of our tree.

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At this moment, Maeby
found another opportunity to rebel.

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- We have to save this tree.
- We have to!

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And George Sr.
was about to be surprised by his son.

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Keep your arm up.
That's how you get accuracy.

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Thought you said throwing the ball
against the garage door by yourself...

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was how you got accuracy.

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- Gob, what are you doing here?
- Life, Dad.

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I killed a guy.

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Nah, it's just a publicity stunt.
I'm gonna bust out tomorrow.

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- Impressive, no?
- You idiot. You're gonna get yourself killed.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize
there weren't any magic fans here.

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Hey, White Power Bill, he's all right.

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White Power Bill can't hear you...
with such dirty ears.

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Hey, White Power Bill has dirty ears.
Hey, guys!

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Dirty Ears Bill!
Dirty Ears Bill!

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And Michael was
about to get a surprise visit of his own.

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Michael?

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Yes? Hi. I'm Michael.

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I'm Marta.

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You're Marta?

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Thank you so much
for taking me to the awards.

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Gob said he really appreciated
you coming through for him.

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Oh. Sure. Yeah.

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This is how I came through, huh?

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Listen, Marta...

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I hope you don't mind driving.
I took a cab here.

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- I just couldn't find my keys.
- Well, my brother may have eaten them.

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Look...

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Um... I haven't hired
a limo or anything.

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- I don't mind.
- I think you might.

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Look, I'm an activist too. I appreciate
what you're doing for the environment.

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But we're not the only ones
who destroy trees.

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What about beavers?

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You call yourself an environmentalist?
Go club some beavers.

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You don't really
get nature, do ya?

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It will be torn down,
with or without you.

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Where are the stairs?

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Meanwhile, the Desis were underway.

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Guillermo Ortiz
como El Ratón...

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Pablo Dominguez
como Pepito...

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Felicio Colón
como Miguelito...

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And Lucille was mingling with the elite
of the Latino Television Academy.

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Can I get a vodka tonic, please?

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I'd like a vodka tonic.
Vodka tonic, please?

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A sea of waiters,
and no one will take a drink order.

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Buster was also mingling...

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but, at Lucille's insistence,
wasn't wearing his glasses.

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Exciting night.

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And Lucille Bluth crossed paths
with Lucille Austero.

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Lucille?

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Lucille!

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- Well, aren't you something?
- Oh!

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Showing up here
without your husband.

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Shame be damned.
Caution to the wind.

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That's so sweet, darling.
I'm here to support you.

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You're the one who's all alone
and likely to stay that way.

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My husband's
just a phone call away.

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That's one call per day,
isn't it?

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Gee, I should think
he'd wanna save that for his lawyer.

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At least he's in prison,
not an urn.

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You are so deliciously witty.

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Aren't we having fun?

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The other Lucille
also suffers from severe vertigo.

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Lucille Austero, meanwhile...

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perhaps because she'd never seen him
without his glasses...

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first took notice of Buster.

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Buster, however, failed to notice her...

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and she sent him a proposition.

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Excuse me, sir.
This is for you.

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Huh?

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Finally, Marta's category was announced.

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Yel Desi va a...

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Sandra Elena Higuera!

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Marta? Hey.

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I'm sorry.
You really deserved to win in there.

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Did you win?
l-I don't speak Spanish.

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It's not about the award.

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It's crazy, but I thought
it would make Gob proud.

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I'm sure, in his own way,
that he's...

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I just think he doesn't understand family.
You know, commitment.

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But those are the only things
that matter in life.

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At that moment
Michael realized that this was...

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the most beautiful woman
he'd ever seen.

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For the first time since he lost his wife,
he wanted someone.

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At the same moment,
Gob was ready to retrieve the key...

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to execute his escape.

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Is there a private bathroom nearby?

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- You're looking at it.
- No, I can't use that.

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No, no, I need privacy.
Yeah, I've always been that way.

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No, no, I need privacy.
Yeah, I've always been that way.

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I can't go without privacy.

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I c... I can't pass this key
without privacy!

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Well, I could ask the guys
to leave, but, uh...

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they've been
locking the doors lately.

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l...

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I've made a huge mistake.

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Michael was having
a wonderful time with Marta and
didn't want the evening to end...

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while Lindsay was bonding
with the man in the tree.

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You have no idea
what it's like to save a living thing.

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Well, for your information, I do.

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My husband, Tobias, and I used to
do this kind of thing all the time.

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I guess that's why
I was so attracted to him.

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He was a serious
and committed advocate for change.

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Where is he now?

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At a weekend stage fighting workshop
with Carl Weathers.

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But he used to believe in things.

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We both used to.

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Sorry, Lindsay.
I didn't realize you were up there.

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Oh, I'm up here, Mike,
and I'm not coming down!

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I'm gonna save this tree,
no matter what it takes.

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Okay. I'll see you when you
realize what that bucket's for.

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I can see why your mom likes it.
It is a really nice tree...

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We've gotta get it torn down.

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That must die... stupid tree.

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- Buster's out of control.
- Another panic attack?

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Me? No. She's just wigged out
because I have a girlfriend.

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A waiter hands him a note;
suddenly he's Steve McQueen.

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00:13:33,924 --> 00:13:36,392
He doesn't even know
what she looks like.

237
00:13:36,493 --> 00:13:38,927
I know she's a brownish area
with points.

238
00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:41,520
And I know I love her.

239
00:13:41,632 --> 00:13:43,691
I'm calling Dr. Miller.

240
00:13:48,038 --> 00:13:50,097
Okay, I don't know
I love her...

241
00:13:50,207 --> 00:13:54,166
but I cannot tell you how liberating it is
to be with someone who's not Mom...

242
00:13:54,278 --> 00:13:56,109
who's nothing like her.

243
00:13:56,213 --> 00:13:59,114
Yeah, and you're just... you're just
jumping right into this, huh?

244
00:13:59,216 --> 00:14:01,377
Oh, yes. Yes.

245
00:14:01,485 --> 00:14:04,943
That's what you do when life hands you
a chance to be with someone special.

246
00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:08,183
You just grab that...
that brownish area by its points...

247
00:14:08,292 --> 00:14:11,193
and you don't let go,
no matter what your mom says.

248
00:14:11,295 --> 00:14:13,593
Mmm!

249
00:14:16,066 --> 00:14:18,364
Good talk.

250
00:14:18,469 --> 00:14:21,870
- Hello.
- Michael. Change of escape plan.

251
00:14:21,972 --> 00:14:24,270
I unplugged
the ice cream sandwich machine...

252
00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:27,276
and the guards are all eating them
before they get too melty...

253
00:14:27,378 --> 00:14:29,278
so I've got like a half an hour.

254
00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:32,975
Meet me at the south prison wall
and bring the stairs.

255
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:38,282
Michael knew he had
an obligation to his brother.

256
00:14:38,389 --> 00:14:40,289
Michael!

257
00:14:40,391 --> 00:14:42,291
Hey, Gob!

258
00:14:42,393 --> 00:14:44,293
Where the hell are the stairs?

259
00:14:44,395 --> 00:14:46,761
Oh! I thought you were kidding!

260
00:14:46,864 --> 00:14:51,767
Hey, speaking ofkidding,
how serious are you about Marta?

261
00:14:51,869 --> 00:14:55,236
I get the sense that there's not much of
a future there. Am I reading that right?

262
00:14:55,339 --> 00:14:59,275
Let me ask you something. How would
you feel if I came down on you hard?

263
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:02,004
You're saying
I'm not reading this right.

264
00:15:02,112 --> 00:15:04,945
No, I'm saying
I need to jump on you to break my fall.

265
00:15:05,049 --> 00:15:08,348
- Don't be an idiot. Don't jump on me.
- I have to! Stop moving!

266
00:15:08,452 --> 00:15:10,443
- Come on! Stop moving!
- Don't jump on me!

267
00:15:10,554 --> 00:15:12,454
The guards soon became concerned...

268
00:15:12,556 --> 00:15:16,458
about the paperwork that would be
required of them if Gob actually didjump.

269
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,461
- Don't be such a moron!
- You're making this very, very difficult.

270
00:15:19,563 --> 00:15:21,463
Ohh! God!

271
00:15:21,565 --> 00:15:23,590
This is personal...

272
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:26,794
Gob. Gob!

273
00:15:26,904 --> 00:15:28,872
Good talk.

274
00:15:32,309 --> 00:15:34,539
I'm a complete failure.

275
00:15:35,646 --> 00:15:37,807
Where'd you get
that kind of talk?

276
00:15:37,915 --> 00:15:41,544
From you.
You always say that about me.

277
00:15:42,686 --> 00:15:45,348
Well, maybe you're not
entirely to blame.

278
00:15:45,456 --> 00:15:47,981
I haven't always been
the best kind of father either.

279
00:15:48,092 --> 00:15:51,960
You've done a pretty good job
of being a father to everybody in here.

280
00:15:52,062 --> 00:15:54,360
What have they got that I don't?

281
00:15:54,465 --> 00:15:58,561
You've never even...
thrown a ball around with me.

282
00:15:59,903 --> 00:16:02,599
Great.
Now you're an athlete.

283
00:16:09,179 --> 00:16:12,080
Lindsay left the tree
to sleep in her own bed...

284
00:16:12,182 --> 00:16:14,878
and Johnny Bark left the tree
to awaken her.

285
00:16:14,985 --> 00:16:17,078
- So, Lindsay, I was thinking...
- Johnny Bark?

286
00:16:17,187 --> 00:16:19,087
- I wanna be with you, Lindsay.
- What?

287
00:16:19,189 --> 00:16:21,749
- And I know you wanna be with me too.
- No, I don't.

288
00:16:21,859 --> 00:16:25,852
But all the things you said about
commitment and believing in things...

289
00:16:25,963 --> 00:16:27,658
that's the way I feel!

290
00:16:27,764 --> 00:16:31,165
johnny, I'm sorry. L...
I didn't mean to lead you on.

291
00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:34,269
I think you're gross.

292
00:16:36,373 --> 00:16:39,103
- Uh-oh.
- My tree.

293
00:16:40,878 --> 00:16:43,745
That's why you never
get out of the tree.

294
00:16:43,847 --> 00:16:46,839
And Gob was about to
get a reason to stay in prison.

295
00:16:49,219 --> 00:16:51,119
You all right?

296
00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:53,519
Not great.

297
00:16:54,558 --> 00:16:56,685
Maybe this'll help.

298
00:16:56,793 --> 00:16:58,693
And for the first time...

299
00:16:58,795 --> 00:17:03,732
Gob had the game of catch with his father
he'd been waiting for his whole life.

300
00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:06,530
Okay, ready?
Put your mitt up.

301
00:17:06,637 --> 00:17:08,264
There you go.

302
00:17:11,074 --> 00:17:12,701
White power!

303
00:17:12,809 --> 00:17:15,300
I'm... white.

304
00:17:15,412 --> 00:17:18,643
And Michael decided
to share his feelings with Marta.

305
00:17:18,749 --> 00:17:20,649
- Michael.
- Marta.

306
00:17:20,751 --> 00:17:24,551
I'm not really quite sure
how to say this, but, um...

307
00:17:24,655 --> 00:17:26,589
- I had a great time last night.
- I did too.

308
00:17:26,690 --> 00:17:28,590
And, um...

309
00:17:28,692 --> 00:17:31,627
we're so in synch
on so many things...

310
00:17:31,728 --> 00:17:33,423
and, uh, l-l...

311
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:36,795
You guys don't have a machine, huh?

312
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:39,061
- Sorry.
- Okay.

313
00:17:39,169 --> 00:17:40,898
Hello.

314
00:17:41,004 --> 00:17:42,995
Oh, my God.

315
00:17:43,106 --> 00:17:45,074
Gob has been
stabbed in the back.

316
00:17:53,183 --> 00:17:56,619
- Am I still in prison?
- You're in the hospital.

317
00:17:59,957 --> 00:18:02,323
Meanwhile, Buster
was waiting in the hallway.

318
00:18:02,426 --> 00:18:04,519
Buster?

319
00:18:04,628 --> 00:18:08,587
Oh, Miss Austero.
Wh-What are you doing here?

320
00:18:08,699 --> 00:18:11,532
- A touch of the dizzies.
- Oh. Oh.

321
00:18:11,635 --> 00:18:15,765
So, listen, Buster, have you given
any, uh, thought to my offer?

322
00:18:15,872 --> 00:18:18,102
I'm sorry. What?

323
00:18:19,209 --> 00:18:21,939
Well, my phone
hasn't made a peep.

324
00:18:26,283 --> 00:18:28,649
Ha... Has your hair...

325
00:18:28,752 --> 00:18:31,277
always been that pointy,
Miss Austero?

326
00:18:31,388 --> 00:18:33,117
- It's Lucille.
- Right. Right.

327
00:18:33,223 --> 00:18:35,123
That's my mom's name.

328
00:18:35,225 --> 00:18:37,125
Yes!

329
00:18:37,227 --> 00:18:39,127
Oh, God!

330
00:18:39,229 --> 00:18:41,527
Buster? Buster! Bu...

331
00:18:41,632 --> 00:18:43,691
He... Oh!

332
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:47,133
I'm all right. I'm all right.

333
00:18:48,505 --> 00:18:51,167
He's fine.
I'll be in the hospital bar.

334
00:18:51,275 --> 00:18:54,574
Uh, you know, there isn't
a hospital bar, Mother.

335
00:18:54,678 --> 00:18:57,647
Well, this is why
people hate hospitals.

336
00:19:08,992 --> 00:19:12,393
You were right, Michael.
Life is too short.

337
00:19:12,496 --> 00:19:14,464
Mine almost ended today.

338
00:19:15,966 --> 00:19:19,094
So I think I'm gonna
work things out with Marta.

339
00:19:19,202 --> 00:19:21,102
- You are, huh?
- Yeah.

340
00:19:21,204 --> 00:19:23,764
Boy, that's, uh...

341
00:19:23,874 --> 00:19:25,842
that's great.

342
00:19:29,212 --> 00:19:32,511
- Hmm. You know what's funny?
- Mmm.

343
00:19:32,616 --> 00:19:36,518
I was gonna walk out of that prison
last night and break up with her.

344
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:39,680
Good thing you didn't
bring the stairs, huh?

345
00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:43,521
Mmm. Very funny. Yeah.
It's hysterical.

346
00:19:43,627 --> 00:19:45,288
I'm lucky.

347
00:19:48,332 --> 00:19:51,529
- Can I come in now?
- Yeah, sure. He's fine.

348
00:19:51,635 --> 00:19:56,368
Listen, I really appreciate
you helping me out last night.

349
00:19:56,473 --> 00:19:59,374
Well, you know, you gotta put family first.

350
00:19:59,476 --> 00:20:02,377
That's the stupid thing that I believe.

351
00:20:02,479 --> 00:20:05,573
You two keep talking out there,
I'm gonna start getting jealous.

352
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,586
I was really worried about you.

353
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,588
You've got nothing to worry about.

354
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:16,591
We're gonna be together
for a long time.

355
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:19,127
We're family now.

356
00:20:19,229 --> 00:20:21,322
I am so happy.

357
00:20:21,431 --> 00:20:23,399
I'm gonna call the kids.

358
00:20:32,876 --> 00:20:35,504
I've made a huge mistake.

359
00:20:43,954 --> 00:20:45,785
On the next Arrested Development...

360
00:20:45,889 --> 00:20:47,982
Gob learns how he survived
his stabbing.

361
00:20:48,091 --> 00:20:51,322
Looks like the shiv would have done
some real damage if it hadn't been for this.

362
00:20:51,428 --> 00:20:53,919
It was in your lower intestine.

363
00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:55,930
So close.

364
00:20:56,032 --> 00:20:57,932
And Buster makes a bold move.

365
00:21:02,038 --> 00:21:04,438
- Buster.
- Let's go for it.

