1 00:00:01,058 --> 00:00:03,993 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,094 --> 00:00:06,324 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,430 --> 00:00:08,591 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,171 --> 00:00:15,900 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:21,078 --> 00:00:24,070 Michael Bluth always rode his bike to work... 6 00:00:24,181 --> 00:00:26,741 but the recent heat wave had taken some of the fun out of it. 7 00:00:27,918 --> 00:00:30,045 It had also caused problems... 8 00:00:30,153 --> 00:00:32,849 in his presentation to the Bluth Company investors. 9 00:00:32,956 --> 00:00:35,652 There's no screwups with the permits this time? 10 00:00:35,759 --> 00:00:37,989 The permits have been filed absolutely on time. 11 00:00:38,095 --> 00:00:39,926 You have my word on that. 12 00:00:42,299 --> 00:00:44,426 Um, I'll tell you what. 13 00:00:44,534 --> 00:00:47,264 Let me get some of this, uh... 14 00:00:47,371 --> 00:00:49,862 Well, as you can... The important part is here. 15 00:00:49,973 --> 00:00:51,998 - Bye, you guys. Really great to see you again. - Bye. 16 00:00:56,012 --> 00:00:58,139 They think you're full of... 17 00:00:58,248 --> 00:01:01,547 - I think it's the sweating. - I've gotta get a car. 18 00:01:01,651 --> 00:01:03,983 Don't worry. I told them the truth. 19 00:01:04,087 --> 00:01:06,647 - That I rode here on a bike? - That the permits weren't filed. 20 00:01:06,757 --> 00:01:10,557 But my dad filed the permits before he went to jail. 21 00:01:10,660 --> 00:01:13,060 He most certainly did not. 22 00:01:13,163 --> 00:01:15,222 So, I just lied to the investors? 23 00:01:15,332 --> 00:01:17,800 - You most certainly did. - That's really great. 24 00:01:17,901 --> 00:01:20,893 Now I gotta ride my bike out to the prison and talk to my dad about this. 25 00:01:21,004 --> 00:01:22,801 That'll be fun in 100-degree heat. 26 00:01:22,906 --> 00:01:25,067 Why don't you take your dad's car? 27 00:01:25,175 --> 00:01:29,009 No. Dad would never go for that. 28 00:01:29,112 --> 00:01:32,912 No, no, no, no. There's no ice cream in the car. 29 00:01:33,016 --> 00:01:36,179 - I'll be careful. - All right. This is what we're gonna do. 30 00:01:36,286 --> 00:01:38,311 Careful, Michael. 31 00:01:41,491 --> 00:01:43,982 Oh. 32 00:01:46,997 --> 00:01:48,897 - Whatever you think. - Yeah. 33 00:01:48,999 --> 00:01:51,490 But I did see Gob driving it last week. 34 00:01:51,601 --> 00:01:54,331 Wait. Honestly, Gob's driving the car? 35 00:01:54,438 --> 00:01:57,066 I'm not the liar. 36 00:01:57,174 --> 00:01:59,904 Michael needed his father's car... 37 00:02:00,010 --> 00:02:02,308 so he went to confront his brother Gob. 38 00:02:02,412 --> 00:02:05,040 - Give me a Gob. - Gob! 39 00:02:05,148 --> 00:02:07,082 No, I didn't mean for you to yell my name at me. 40 00:02:07,184 --> 00:02:09,084 It's what I call a double-dipped banana with everything on it. 41 00:02:09,186 --> 00:02:12,383 Hey, I can't believe you. I asked you two weeks ago... 42 00:02:12,489 --> 00:02:14,923 whether we should use Dad's car, and you said it would be bad form. 43 00:02:15,025 --> 00:02:19,462 - Now I hear you're driving it. - That is a lie, a bold-faced lie! 44 00:02:19,563 --> 00:02:22,726 Gob was lying. He had been driving his father's car. 45 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,048 Why don't you just take your precious, portable... 46 00:02:39,149 --> 00:02:42,050 stairway vehicle you're always trying to convince us is a car? 47 00:02:42,152 --> 00:02:44,245 Yeah, that would be great, except our brother-in-law... 48 00:02:44,354 --> 00:02:46,254 left it in an airport parking lot. 49 00:02:46,356 --> 00:02:48,051 From whence it came, huh? 50 00:02:48,158 --> 00:02:51,389 In fact, Tobias had intended to park the family's only vehicle... 51 00:02:51,495 --> 00:02:53,395 at the airport parking lot... 52 00:02:53,497 --> 00:02:56,591 but was waved on to the tarmac instead... 53 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:58,998 where he found a spot close to his gate. 54 00:03:01,338 --> 00:03:03,829 Here you go, Uncle Gob. I had to use two sticks... 55 00:03:03,940 --> 00:03:05,874 to support all the extra chocolate and nuts. 56 00:03:05,976 --> 00:03:08,467 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Whoa. Two sticks and extra chocolate? 57 00:03:08,578 --> 00:03:10,671 Is it Mardi Gras? What are you charging for that? 58 00:03:10,780 --> 00:03:13,408 - He doesn't like to discuss money. - I don't like to discuss money. 59 00:03:13,517 --> 00:03:17,009 - You don't pay for it? - A Bluth banana? No, I hadn't planned on it. 60 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,985 But I'll tell you what... if you want to use my likeness... 61 00:03:19,089 --> 00:03:20,989 for a Hamburglar-type character... 62 00:03:21,091 --> 00:03:23,651 I'll sign off on that, Mr. Banana-Grabber. 63 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,786 No, no, no, no, no. No more banana grabbing. No more car grabbing. 64 00:03:26,897 --> 00:03:30,196 - Throw that away, please. - But it's already made. 65 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:32,530 I don't care. Nobody gets it now, okay? 66 00:03:34,037 --> 00:03:38,474 - Are you happy? - My own brother, Michael. 67 00:03:39,676 --> 00:03:42,042 My own selfish brother. 68 00:03:43,980 --> 00:03:45,880 - Michael. - All right. 69 00:03:48,451 --> 00:03:51,648 I do not want you to get upset. He did not mean that. 70 00:03:51,755 --> 00:03:54,622 - Sometimes he says... - Selfish Michael. 71 00:03:59,396 --> 00:04:01,728 He did not mean that either. 72 00:04:01,831 --> 00:04:05,164 Michael then went to his sister to find his father's car. 73 00:04:05,268 --> 00:04:06,997 What car? I don't know what you're talking about. 74 00:04:07,103 --> 00:04:09,901 Dad's car. The one you didn't tell me that you had... 75 00:04:10,006 --> 00:04:12,668 even though I had to ride my bicycle to work all week. 76 00:04:12,776 --> 00:04:14,744 Oh, Dad's car. 77 00:04:14,844 --> 00:04:17,540 Well, obviously, I'm gonna use it if it's an emergency. 78 00:04:17,647 --> 00:04:20,548 Lindsay had such an emergency three days earlier... 79 00:04:20,650 --> 00:04:24,416 when her salon was able to squeeze her in at the last moment. 80 00:04:25,488 --> 00:04:28,321 That color's discontinued! 81 00:04:28,425 --> 00:04:30,893 I have to get ready for the bachelorette auction. 82 00:04:30,994 --> 00:04:33,121 The bachelorette auction? You know you're married. 83 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:35,424 You just go to dinner with the guy. It's for charity. 84 00:04:35,532 --> 00:04:38,660 That's what you said about posing for the Ladies of Literacy Calendar. 85 00:04:38,768 --> 00:04:41,532 The one with the pictures of all the 30-year-old women in lingerie... 86 00:04:41,638 --> 00:04:44,801 with their nipples covered by copies of Oliver Twist. 87 00:04:44,908 --> 00:04:46,967 Yeah, that made a big difference for the young ones. 88 00:04:47,077 --> 00:04:49,341 It would have if it didn't get banned from the schools. 89 00:04:49,446 --> 00:04:51,937 Come on, face it. You do all this charity crap just to stroke your ego. 90 00:04:52,048 --> 00:04:53,948 You don't even know what the auction's for tonight. 91 00:04:54,050 --> 00:04:57,508 - The wetlands. - To do what with them? 92 00:04:57,621 --> 00:05:00,021 - Dry them. - Save them. 93 00:05:00,123 --> 00:05:02,557 From drying. Which is more than you would ever do. 94 00:05:02,659 --> 00:05:04,854 You're, like, the least charitable person I know. 95 00:05:05,962 --> 00:05:07,987 I don't do anything for myself. 96 00:05:08,098 --> 00:05:10,066 Everything that I do is for this family. 97 00:05:10,166 --> 00:05:12,066 Oh, you don't do it for us, Michael. 98 00:05:12,168 --> 00:05:14,568 You just do it because you love being the guy in charge. 99 00:05:14,671 --> 00:05:19,734 Cause you love saying no, like you said to Gob when he wanted a frozen banana. 100 00:05:19,843 --> 00:05:23,210 And even after he gave you the rights to his Mr. Banana-Grabber character. 101 00:05:23,313 --> 00:05:26,874 You know what? I will start doing my charity work when you start doing yours. 102 00:05:26,983 --> 00:05:30,043 In the meantime, where's the car? 103 00:05:30,153 --> 00:05:32,553 I think Buster has it. I don't know. It's on the schedule. 104 00:05:32,656 --> 00:05:35,887 There is a schedule? 105 00:05:35,992 --> 00:05:40,395 I always try so hard not to look at this thing. 106 00:05:40,497 --> 00:05:42,732 - So Michael went to find Buster. - Who let you in? 107 00:05:42,732 --> 00:05:43,630 - So Michael went to find Buster. - Who let you in? 108 00:05:43,733 --> 00:05:46,258 Your new cleaning woman. What happened to Luz? 109 00:05:46,369 --> 00:05:49,805 Supposedly, Luz had to take her daughter to the hospital. 110 00:05:49,906 --> 00:05:51,806 That's Lupe, her sister. 111 00:05:51,908 --> 00:05:55,344 - God, I hope she's okay. - She's awful. Can barely wash a dish. 112 00:05:55,445 --> 00:06:00,781 Uh-oh. She better not walk through here after she's been in there. 113 00:06:00,884 --> 00:06:02,585 - Tell me you've got an exit strategy. - Mother. 114 00:06:02,585 --> 00:06:04,280 - Tell me you've got an exit strategy. - Mother. 115 00:06:04,387 --> 00:06:08,414 Oh, please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. 116 00:06:10,060 --> 00:06:11,789 Wow. 117 00:06:11,895 --> 00:06:14,489 Don't you judge me. You're the selfish one. 118 00:06:14,597 --> 00:06:18,590 You're the one who charged his own brother for a Bluth frozen banana. 119 00:06:18,702 --> 00:06:20,602 I mean, it's one banana, Michael. 120 00:06:20,704 --> 00:06:22,763 What could it cost, $ 10? 121 00:06:22,872 --> 00:06:25,773 You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you? 122 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:27,502 I don't have time for this. 123 00:06:27,610 --> 00:06:29,601 I've got to get ready for the bachelorette auction. 124 00:06:29,713 --> 00:06:32,511 You're doing that? You can't possibly tell me that you care about the wetlands. 125 00:06:32,615 --> 00:06:36,813 I care about going for more money than Lucille Austero. 126 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,718 In fact, Lucille Bluth had made sure of that. 127 00:06:39,823 --> 00:06:43,190 - Lucille! - I got you tickets to The Producers. 128 00:06:43,293 --> 00:06:46,023 I already saw it in New York. 129 00:06:46,129 --> 00:06:51,226 But that's of no use to a woman whose vertigo makes flying a grotesque misadventure. 130 00:06:51,334 --> 00:06:55,293 You must have scrimped and saved for these. 131 00:06:55,405 --> 00:06:58,135 But isn't this the night of the auction? 132 00:06:58,241 --> 00:07:00,869 - Is it? - You seem pretty confident. 133 00:07:00,977 --> 00:07:02,877 Oh, I think there's a certain bachelor... 134 00:07:02,979 --> 00:07:05,641 who won't mind coming home with me at the end of the evening. 135 00:07:05,749 --> 00:07:09,048 - Buster. - Where did he go? 136 00:07:09,152 --> 00:07:11,643 Buster! 137 00:07:11,755 --> 00:07:14,383 Why do you hide every time the doorbell rings? 138 00:07:14,491 --> 00:07:17,983 I'm not hiding. - Buster was hiding from Lucille Austero. 139 00:07:18,094 --> 00:07:22,326 After inadvertently flirting with her at a social event while not wearing his glasses... 140 00:07:22,432 --> 00:07:24,798 Lucille had been pursuing him ever since. 141 00:07:24,901 --> 00:07:27,529 Buster, hi. It's me again. 142 00:07:27,637 --> 00:07:31,869 I've still got those Producers tickets, and I'd love to share them with you. 143 00:07:31,975 --> 00:07:35,604 I don't want you to think I'm taking this more seriously than you... 144 00:07:35,712 --> 00:07:39,876 "are and unless you're planning some grand romantic gesture... 145 00:07:39,983 --> 00:07:43,419 my feelings are just the teensiest bit hurt." 146 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:46,284 - What are you going to do? - Bid on you. 147 00:07:46,389 --> 00:07:48,186 - How much? - Ten thousand dollars. 148 00:07:48,291 --> 00:07:50,191 - When? - When they call my name. 149 00:07:50,293 --> 00:07:54,024 No, they're not going to call your name. They're going to call my name. 150 00:07:54,130 --> 00:07:57,930 Good grief. 151 00:07:58,034 --> 00:08:01,629 Hey, Busty. You been using Dad's car? 152 00:08:01,738 --> 00:08:04,434 No. Uh, well, yes. 153 00:08:04,541 --> 00:08:08,375 - You got the keys? - Uh, probably in my school pants. 154 00:08:08,478 --> 00:08:11,379 - Okay. - I have been a part of this archeological dig. 155 00:08:11,481 --> 00:08:15,884 - Hmm. - I think we found a part of a pterodactyl under Fashion Island. 156 00:08:15,985 --> 00:08:18,613 Be careful. 157 00:08:19,656 --> 00:08:21,954 Oh! 158 00:08:22,058 --> 00:08:24,549 That was 90% gravity. 159 00:08:24,661 --> 00:08:27,391 It is my day on the schedule, but I guess you get them first. 160 00:08:27,497 --> 00:08:30,728 - Yeah. - Wait. I need my rape whistle back. 161 00:08:30,834 --> 00:08:32,893 You got all your stuff out of the car? 162 00:08:33,002 --> 00:08:36,438 Yeah, I left my, um, homework in the backseat, but I can get it later. 163 00:08:36,539 --> 00:08:38,769 - Okay. - Okay. 164 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:40,342 Help. 165 00:08:40,443 --> 00:08:44,106 Michael surveyed the damage to his father's car... 166 00:08:44,214 --> 00:08:48,310 the partially excavated skull, the spilled nail polish... 167 00:08:48,418 --> 00:08:51,615 the burned seats... and he came to an important decision. 168 00:08:51,721 --> 00:08:55,020 Well, I'm getting some ice cream... I can tell you that right now. 169 00:08:56,073 --> 00:08:58,228 Michael, now able to drive to prison... 170 00:08:58,263 --> 00:09:00,128 confronted his father about the permits. 171 00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:02,790 How come you didn't tell me that you didn't file them? 172 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:06,028 I'm under a lot of pressure. I'm trying to get my newsletter off the ground... 173 00:09:06,136 --> 00:09:09,970 and I'm trying to decide which gang to align myself with. 174 00:09:10,073 --> 00:09:12,041 - Is it pledge week already? - I've got it down to two... 175 00:09:12,142 --> 00:09:15,043 but, honestly, I just don't even want to choose. 176 00:09:15,145 --> 00:09:19,479 I just feel... I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance. 177 00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:22,108 Listen, about that permit thing, that's an easy fix. 178 00:09:22,219 --> 00:09:25,416 just break into the permit office, slip the application into the next file... 179 00:09:25,522 --> 00:09:28,150 then you tell them, you know, "Hey, you guys screwed up." 180 00:09:28,258 --> 00:09:31,694 - I'm not doing that, Dad. - Michael, you lied to your investors. 181 00:09:31,795 --> 00:09:34,958 You gotta make that right. Call Gob. 182 00:09:35,065 --> 00:09:37,659 He'll handle it. That's what... That's what he's for. 183 00:09:37,768 --> 00:09:39,668 That's what he's for. 184 00:09:39,770 --> 00:09:42,603 You better tell him I'm asking. I don't think he's gonna do it for you... 185 00:09:42,706 --> 00:09:45,174 after you wouldn't even give him a frozen banana, Michael? 186 00:09:45,275 --> 00:09:48,005 - What is there, a chat room that you guys... - That's not charitable. 187 00:09:48,111 --> 00:09:50,841 Never mind. I'll tell Gob that you want him to do this. 188 00:09:50,948 --> 00:09:54,008 - Okay. I got a dance I gotta get ready for. - Whoa. There's really a dance? 189 00:09:54,117 --> 00:09:58,383 I don't know. Both sides are making a lot of promises. 190 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:05,787 You should call this a Gob, guy. 191 00:10:10,567 --> 00:10:13,900 Gob, can I talk to you for a sec? 192 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:16,802 Listen, um, I'm really sorry about before. 193 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:19,876 I said some things, and I got a little carried away. 194 00:10:19,977 --> 00:10:22,639 It's not the way you're supposed to treat a brother... 195 00:10:22,746 --> 00:10:24,714 especially one that I value so highly. 196 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:30,081 - Oh, I need a favor. - That was subtle. 197 00:10:30,187 --> 00:10:32,849 - Did you just whistle? - I had to buy a candied apple... 198 00:10:32,956 --> 00:10:35,424 when you denied me a banana, so, yeah, I'm whistling. 199 00:10:35,525 --> 00:10:39,154 - Satisfied? - It's not that noticeable. Listen. 200 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:44,792 - Dad would like for you to break into the permit office. - Dad? 201 00:10:44,901 --> 00:10:47,267 - Dad said he wanted me for that? - Yes, he did. 202 00:10:47,371 --> 00:10:51,501 - Will you do it? - Maybe. I have some conditions. 203 00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:55,010 - Terms. - Boy. 204 00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:57,080 - One condition and one term. - All right. 205 00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:59,740 - Let's have the condition first. - Free banana whenever I want. 206 00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:02,648 - Single dip. - Double dip, but I'll take one stick. 207 00:11:02,753 --> 00:11:04,983 - All right. What else? - Creative control... 208 00:11:05,088 --> 00:11:07,556 spin-off rights and theme park approval... 209 00:11:07,658 --> 00:11:09,956 for Mr. Banana-Grabber, Baby Banana-Grabber... 210 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:13,154 and any other Banana-Grabber family character that might emanate therefrom. 211 00:11:13,263 --> 00:11:16,096 I retain animation rights, and we're gonna go back to single dip. 212 00:11:16,199 --> 00:11:17,598 - Done. - Great. What else? 213 00:11:17,701 --> 00:11:19,635 You humiliated me in front of my nephew. 214 00:11:19,736 --> 00:11:21,795 I expect you to fix that. 215 00:11:21,905 --> 00:11:24,840 I want the respect of your son. 216 00:11:24,941 --> 00:11:27,000 You better let me do the talking. 217 00:11:27,110 --> 00:11:30,375 George Michael, your uncle has a request. 218 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,710 One Bluth banana, George Michael. 219 00:11:32,816 --> 00:11:35,717 Go ahead, give it to him. Gob deserves your respect. 220 00:11:35,819 --> 00:11:40,256 And from now on, I want you to do whatever he asks you to do, okay? 221 00:11:40,357 --> 00:11:46,296 After all, he is your uncle, and I think we ought to just embrace that. 222 00:11:46,396 --> 00:11:50,457 - Thank you. - Have I held up my end of the deal? 223 00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:52,535 I can't believe I gave you animation rights. 224 00:11:52,636 --> 00:11:55,730 I hope that doesn't come back and bite me in the ass. 225 00:11:55,839 --> 00:11:58,307 Meanwhile, Lindsay, wanting to prove to Michael... 226 00:11:58,408 --> 00:12:01,138 that she was a charitable person, joined a group of activists... 227 00:12:01,244 --> 00:12:04,805 dedicated to preserving the wetlands. 228 00:12:04,915 --> 00:12:07,816 Yeah. Hi. I'm gonna need a taxi. 229 00:12:07,918 --> 00:12:11,979 I don't know if that smell is you, the car... 230 00:12:12,089 --> 00:12:14,057 something you ate or something you're about to eat... 231 00:12:14,157 --> 00:12:16,523 but my God, you're in a service business! 232 00:12:19,596 --> 00:12:21,826 - Hello. - I'm in the wetlands. 233 00:12:21,932 --> 00:12:24,059 I've got a poker thing, and I'm gonna clean them up. 234 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:26,863 So the next time you wanna tell me that I'm uncharitable... 235 00:12:26,970 --> 00:12:29,837 why don't you just ask yourself who called you from the wetlands? 236 00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:32,773 - Who is this? - Nice try. You're the selfish one. 237 00:12:32,876 --> 00:12:36,471 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some nature to save. 238 00:12:41,184 --> 00:12:45,348 While Lindsay was finding it difficult to be truly charitable... 239 00:12:45,455 --> 00:12:49,687 Michael was looking for an opportunity to rise to Lindsay's challenge... 240 00:12:49,793 --> 00:12:53,729 and that's when he recognized his mother's fill-in housekeeper at a bus stop. 241 00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:56,390 Hello there. You're not riding the bus today. 242 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:59,367 Get in this car. I'm not taking no for an answer. Come on. 243 00:12:59,469 --> 00:13:01,369 Don't make me get out of this car and put you in here myself. 244 00:13:01,471 --> 00:13:03,439 - That's right. Here we go. - Unfortunately, the woman he picked up... 245 00:13:03,540 --> 00:13:06,270 wasn't Lupe, but was a total stranger. 246 00:13:06,376 --> 00:13:10,836 And upon seeing bones, a shovel and what appeared to be blood... 247 00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:14,983 she realized he wasn't who she thought he was. 248 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:19,454 Mister, please. 249 00:13:19,556 --> 00:13:22,389 This is gonna be tricky. I don't speak Spanish. 250 00:13:22,492 --> 00:13:24,926 Yo "escared." 251 00:13:25,028 --> 00:13:28,020 - Uh-huh. - "Izquierdo." I know that one. 252 00:13:28,131 --> 00:13:32,932 Left turn it is, Mrs... They call me selfish. 253 00:13:33,864 --> 00:13:36,458 Michael thought he was helping his mother's housekeeper... 254 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:39,243 - but he had the wrong woman. - I guess it would just be a guy who... 255 00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:41,404 you know, grabs bananas and runs... 256 00:13:41,512 --> 00:13:44,811 or, uh, a banana that grabs things. 257 00:13:44,915 --> 00:13:47,440 I don't know. Why would a banana grab another banana? 258 00:13:47,551 --> 00:13:49,542 Those are the kind of questions I don't wanna answer. 259 00:13:53,724 --> 00:13:57,216 - Hello. - Oh, Michael, it's so beautiful here. 260 00:13:57,327 --> 00:14:00,728 - You have to come down and see this. - I'm a little busy right now. 261 00:14:00,831 --> 00:14:02,731 I've got someone else in the car with me... 262 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:07,293 and I'm not going anywhere until she's taken care of. 263 00:14:07,404 --> 00:14:10,396 Look, I screwed up, okay? 264 00:14:10,507 --> 00:14:13,476 I'm lost. And I hate them. I hate the wetlands. 265 00:14:13,577 --> 00:14:16,808 They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere. 266 00:14:16,914 --> 00:14:19,382 And I think I maced a crane, Michael. 267 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,418 Look, you've got Dad's car. Why don't you come pick me up? 268 00:14:22,519 --> 00:14:26,455 Crazy. Loco. 269 00:14:27,691 --> 00:14:30,182 Listen, we gotta make a little detour, okay? 270 00:14:30,294 --> 00:14:33,286 So I hope no one's waiting for you. 271 00:14:33,397 --> 00:14:36,161 In fact, the woman Michael thought was Lupe... 272 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,257 did have people waiting for her... 273 00:14:38,368 --> 00:14:41,360 and they had reported her missing. 274 00:14:43,473 --> 00:14:46,374 The real Lupe, however, was leaving Lucille's for the evening. 275 00:14:46,476 --> 00:14:49,274 Buster, l... 276 00:14:49,379 --> 00:14:51,370 Oh. Hello. 277 00:14:51,481 --> 00:14:54,177 It appears my one-time admirer... 278 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:58,516 is not planning some grand romantic gesture after all. 279 00:14:58,622 --> 00:15:02,114 You know what? It's his loss. 280 00:15:02,226 --> 00:15:05,457 It's his loss. It's his loss! 281 00:15:05,562 --> 00:15:09,225 Gob, meanwhile, was casing the permit office... 282 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:12,302 following the first rule of surveillance... never get noticed. 283 00:15:12,402 --> 00:15:16,634 Carrier Express. 284 00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:20,471 - Say, you're not our regular guy. - No, I'm the substitute. 285 00:15:20,577 --> 00:15:24,240 Hey, Gary, get a picture of me with the new whistling delivery guy. 286 00:15:24,348 --> 00:15:27,078 Gob realized he needed a new plan. 287 00:15:27,184 --> 00:15:29,516 So, I need you to give your father a message for me. 288 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:32,145 All right. You heard my dad. I have to do whatever you ask me to. 289 00:15:32,256 --> 00:15:35,020 Right. I forgot about that. 290 00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:38,720 All right. Take this lock-pick set, break into the permit office for me. 291 00:15:38,829 --> 00:15:41,161 - No, I think I better check with my dad first. - Well... 292 00:15:41,265 --> 00:15:44,428 You're gonna break into a permit office? Sweet. Can I come? 293 00:15:44,534 --> 00:15:47,594 And George Michael saw a chance to get closer to Maeby. 294 00:15:47,704 --> 00:15:50,832 You know, my dad hates to micromanage. Let's just do this. 295 00:15:52,376 --> 00:15:54,276 And back at the wetlands... 296 00:15:54,378 --> 00:15:56,278 Lindsay finally found her taxi. 297 00:15:56,380 --> 00:16:00,476 Oh, good Lord. You smell worse than before. 298 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:04,213 Oh, my God. It's me! - And in her haste to leave the wetlands... 299 00:16:04,321 --> 00:16:06,448 she forgot to call Michael. 300 00:16:08,225 --> 00:16:13,128 Hey. Hey! Stay there. What are you doing? Get in the car. Don't move. 301 00:16:14,865 --> 00:16:17,766 Lindsay! Linds! 302 00:16:17,868 --> 00:16:19,859 Come on. I'm tired of looking. 303 00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:22,302 She's not here. 304 00:16:22,406 --> 00:16:25,739 She probably never was here. She set me up. 305 00:16:25,842 --> 00:16:29,039 This is probably all about the car. I'm gonna kill her! 306 00:16:29,146 --> 00:16:32,240 Hey! Where are you going? Hello! 307 00:16:34,084 --> 00:16:36,450 I'm trying to help you. 308 00:16:37,988 --> 00:16:39,888 You're welcome. 309 00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:41,890 Meanwhile, Gob met with his father... 310 00:16:41,992 --> 00:16:44,119 to discuss the permit office break-in. 311 00:16:44,227 --> 00:16:48,163 So I say to Michael, "If it's so important to Dad, 312 00:16:48,265 --> 00:16:50,460 I'll look past your selfishness and do it." 313 00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:54,833 There's a dentist in here who, uh, took liberties with his patients. 314 00:16:54,938 --> 00:16:59,238 - I'm gonna ask him to look at whatever is happening with you. - Thanks, Pop. 315 00:16:59,343 --> 00:17:02,335 Hey, my stock is never gonna be higher with his gang than it is right now. 316 00:17:02,446 --> 00:17:06,507 Yeah. So have you, uh, made a decision or... 317 00:17:06,616 --> 00:17:08,777 I don't know. I thought I had it down to two... 318 00:17:08,885 --> 00:17:12,821 but then the Haitians made this beautiful pitch. 319 00:17:12,923 --> 00:17:16,051 So, uh, any trouble at the, uh, permit office? 320 00:17:16,159 --> 00:17:18,787 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Easy. 321 00:17:18,895 --> 00:17:21,420 - I delegated, just like you taught me. - Who'd you get? 322 00:17:21,531 --> 00:17:23,431 George Michael. 323 00:17:23,533 --> 00:17:25,433 - My grandson? - Yeah. 324 00:17:26,770 --> 00:17:29,432 You got my 14-year-old grandson to do this. 325 00:17:29,539 --> 00:17:31,632 Under 18 walks out clean. 326 00:17:31,742 --> 00:17:37,612 Listen, um, there's a very strict "no touching" policy here, but... 327 00:17:37,714 --> 00:17:41,343 Oh, what the hell. It's worth a week in the hotbox. 328 00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:44,614 - No touching! - You stupid ass. 329 00:17:44,721 --> 00:17:47,690 And George Michael was successful... 330 00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:49,884 - with the lock pick Gob had given him. - What are you doing? 331 00:17:49,993 --> 00:17:51,961 We're supposed to put the form in the wrong file. 332 00:17:52,062 --> 00:17:53,962 I know. I'm just leaving my calling card. 333 00:17:54,064 --> 00:17:55,827 I thought we didn't want anyone to know we were here. 334 00:17:55,932 --> 00:17:58,867 It's a little late for that. Our fingerprints are everywhere. 335 00:17:58,969 --> 00:18:00,869 You said they weren't gonna check for fingerprints. 336 00:18:00,971 --> 00:18:02,871 No. I said don't wear your mittens. 337 00:18:02,973 --> 00:18:04,964 I didn't want you to look stupid on the security camera. 338 00:18:05,075 --> 00:18:07,805 - There's a security camera? - Security breach... 339 00:18:07,911 --> 00:18:09,811 Someone's coming. What do we do? 340 00:18:09,913 --> 00:18:12,143 I don't know. I always get caught. 341 00:18:12,249 --> 00:18:14,615 Save yourself. I'll take the hit. 342 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,653 My record's clean. I got my bike seat stolen once... 343 00:18:17,754 --> 00:18:19,949 but I don't think it counts on your record if you're the victim. 344 00:18:20,056 --> 00:18:22,081 There is a record of this, but it's not like I'm... 345 00:18:22,192 --> 00:18:25,059 Thanks. I'll take the rap next time we do something like this, okay? 346 00:18:25,162 --> 00:18:28,325 Next time. 347 00:18:28,432 --> 00:18:31,663 Hold it! 348 00:18:31,768 --> 00:18:34,362 And Lindsay made it to the Save the Wetlands auction... 349 00:18:34,471 --> 00:18:36,166 - with moments to spare. - Hey, Mom. 350 00:18:36,273 --> 00:18:38,503 Oh, honey. 351 00:18:38,608 --> 00:18:42,009 You're not supposed to show up as the wetlands. 352 00:18:42,112 --> 00:18:45,240 While Lucille was waiting for Buster to show up and bid on her... 353 00:18:45,348 --> 00:18:47,612 Buster was waiting for the other Lucille to leave... 354 00:18:47,717 --> 00:18:49,947 for what he assumed was The Producers... 355 00:18:50,053 --> 00:18:52,920 but was now, in fact, the bachelorette auction. 356 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,924 And Lindsay was finally up for auction... 357 00:18:57,027 --> 00:18:59,518 which Michael arrived just in time to see. 358 00:18:59,629 --> 00:19:02,462 What do I hear for Lindsay Bluth? 359 00:19:02,566 --> 00:19:05,865 Gentlemen, it's a good cause. - And as Michael looked at his sister... 360 00:19:05,969 --> 00:19:10,372 uncertain whether her face was red from embarrassment or the sun damage... 361 00:19:10,474 --> 00:19:13,443 it was clear she had been in the wetlands that day. 362 00:19:15,045 --> 00:19:17,912 One thousand. 363 00:19:18,014 --> 00:19:20,539 Seriously? 364 00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:26,213 Sold... to the man who truly knows what charity is. 365 00:19:26,323 --> 00:19:31,260 - And now, ladies and gentlemen, the lovely Lucille. - Move! Move! Move! Move! 366 00:19:31,361 --> 00:19:35,127 - Who is the lucky bachelor... - And Buster showed upjust in time... 367 00:19:35,232 --> 00:19:38,065 Ten thousand dollars! 368 00:19:38,168 --> 00:19:40,796 - Buster! - to bid on the wrong Lucille. 369 00:19:40,904 --> 00:19:43,338 How grand! 370 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,898 How terribly grand! 371 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:54,408 Well, how embarrassing. My own brother buying me? I'd rather die. 372 00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:59,247 Thank you. Maybe you're not that selfish. 373 00:19:59,356 --> 00:20:02,450 You actually went out there. I was impressed you gave it a shot. 374 00:20:02,559 --> 00:20:04,618 Excuse me. Is this your car? 375 00:20:06,062 --> 00:20:07,529 Yes. It's his. 376 00:20:07,631 --> 00:20:10,862 - You're under arrest... - Ow! Ow! 377 00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:14,960 for the forced abduction of Helen Maria Delgado. 378 00:20:21,411 --> 00:20:23,311 What'd you do? 379 00:20:23,413 --> 00:20:25,540 just trying to be a good guy. 380 00:20:25,649 --> 00:20:29,983 Me too. Me too. 381 00:20:30,086 --> 00:20:32,247 Let's go see Pop-Pop. 382 00:20:35,792 --> 00:20:38,022 On the next Arrested Development. 383 00:20:38,128 --> 00:20:42,326 Michael gets a lucky break when Helen makes the same mistake that he did. 384 00:20:42,432 --> 00:20:44,127 - Four. Cuatro. - Four, step forward. 385 00:20:48,805 --> 00:20:51,797 And Gob kicks himself for a bad business decision. 386 00:20:51,908 --> 00:20:54,035 Look, a seagull! 387 00:20:54,144 --> 00:20:58,308 I never should've given up animation rights.