1 00:00:00,831 --> 00:00:04,232 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,334 --> 00:00:06,325 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,436 --> 00:00:08,427 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,944 --> 00:00:15,605 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,647 --> 00:00:22,014 Michael Bluth was visiting his father in prison... 6 00:00:22,117 --> 00:00:24,813 anxious to get to the bottom of some mysterious bookkeeping. 7 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:26,854 It just doesn't make any sense, Dad. 8 00:00:26,955 --> 00:00:30,015 Where did this money come from? Why did it end up in the international accounts file? 9 00:00:30,125 --> 00:00:33,424 George Sr. was also anxious, but less about the bookkeeping. 10 00:00:33,529 --> 00:00:36,555 This game is never gonna happen. Half of these guys are still in their cuffs. 11 00:00:36,665 --> 00:00:38,826 I hate to be a buzzkill, but I'm trying to get you out of here. 12 00:00:38,934 --> 00:00:42,597 Well, I'm trying to get us out of last place, Michael. We're playing Rahway next week. 13 00:00:42,704 --> 00:00:45,605 Word has it that they're getting Jose Canseco. 14 00:00:45,707 --> 00:00:48,505 I'm starting to wonder why I even bother coming. 15 00:00:48,610 --> 00:00:50,339 - Bluth! Right field! - That is ridiculous. 16 00:00:50,446 --> 00:00:53,745 - You won't even talk to me! - I'm catcher, or I'm nothing! 17 00:00:55,184 --> 00:00:57,209 Michael returned to work... 18 00:00:57,319 --> 00:01:00,516 where his assistant, Kitty, greeted him with some startling news. 19 00:01:00,622 --> 00:01:02,419 Your wife's on line one. 20 00:01:02,524 --> 00:01:05,425 Michael's wife had been dead for two years. - My what? 21 00:01:05,527 --> 00:01:08,428 - Kitty realized her mistake. - I said, your wife is on line one. 22 00:01:08,530 --> 00:01:10,691 But not immediately. 23 00:01:10,799 --> 00:01:12,733 Oh! Oh, God. 24 00:01:12,835 --> 00:01:16,032 I'm sorry. George's wife. Your mother. 25 00:01:16,138 --> 00:01:19,039 I'm so used to being George's assistant. 26 00:01:19,141 --> 00:01:22,201 Kitty had been George Sr. 's fiercely loyal assistant for years. 27 00:01:27,149 --> 00:01:30,550 And Michael suspected that she had the information he needed. 28 00:01:30,652 --> 00:01:33,712 Hey, Kitty, listen, you wouldn't know... 29 00:01:33,822 --> 00:01:36,552 if we had any documentation on these international accounts, would you? 30 00:01:36,658 --> 00:01:39,923 That's actually not any of your business. 31 00:01:40,028 --> 00:01:43,122 My business. That's not any of my business. 32 00:01:45,067 --> 00:01:47,399 Hey, Mom. 33 00:01:47,503 --> 00:01:50,404 Are you aware we've been downgraded to being just pool members at the club now? 34 00:01:50,506 --> 00:01:53,236 Yeah, it's a real shame what's going on with this family. 35 00:01:53,342 --> 00:01:56,800 You're stuck by the pool, and Dad's getting picked last for softball. 36 00:01:56,912 --> 00:02:00,404 Nonetheless, you can free up a little company money to get back our golf privileges. 37 00:02:00,516 --> 00:02:02,780 No, I can't. Mom, you don't even play golf. 38 00:02:02,885 --> 00:02:06,286 No, but I use the clubhouse dining room... until I was turned away today. 39 00:02:06,388 --> 00:02:08,788 It's embarrassing... Take it back! 40 00:02:08,891 --> 00:02:13,055 If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear! 41 00:02:14,696 --> 00:02:17,096 You should see the looks I'm getting. 42 00:02:17,199 --> 00:02:20,600 If you can't free up the cash, have your father call the club president. 43 00:02:20,702 --> 00:02:24,103 I've got news for you, Mom... I'm not visiting Dad in jail anymore. 44 00:02:24,206 --> 00:02:26,265 No, I've had it. 45 00:02:26,375 --> 00:02:29,640 I'm down there every single day trying to do what I can to get this company back on track... 46 00:02:29,745 --> 00:02:32,043 and he barely even acknowledges me. 47 00:02:32,147 --> 00:02:34,047 That is disgusting! 48 00:02:34,149 --> 00:02:38,108 Talk to your father. I will not stand for this! 49 00:02:40,923 --> 00:02:42,481 Gob! 50 00:02:42,591 --> 00:02:46,186 Can I, uh... get you to stop doing that? 51 00:02:46,295 --> 00:02:48,195 I'm just setting up an office. 52 00:02:48,297 --> 00:02:52,529 Gotta write a strongly worded letter to one Warden James Buck. 53 00:02:52,634 --> 00:02:55,535 In order to restore his career as an escape artist... 54 00:02:55,637 --> 00:02:58,731 Gob had recently checked into prison as a publicity stunt. 55 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:02,640 - You really think you can break out of my prison? - You won't even know I was here. 56 00:03:02,744 --> 00:03:04,712 But after a shiv to his side... 57 00:03:04,813 --> 00:03:07,043 Gob was rushed to a local hospital... 58 00:03:07,149 --> 00:03:11,085 - thus fulfilling, in Gob's mind, his contract with the public. - ? Ta-dah? 59 00:03:11,186 --> 00:03:14,986 And yet the warden had refused to acknowledge the legitimacy of the escape. 60 00:03:15,090 --> 00:03:19,049 So I am going after this guy with everything I've got... 61 00:03:19,161 --> 00:03:21,061 art. 62 00:03:21,163 --> 00:03:23,688 Now we are writing a letter. 63 00:03:23,799 --> 00:03:26,233 Gob? 64 00:03:26,335 --> 00:03:30,203 I wish I would've known you were coming. I am a mess. 65 00:03:30,305 --> 00:03:32,273 Don't know if a call from me would've changed that. 66 00:03:32,374 --> 00:03:34,706 Do you like my outfit? 67 00:03:34,810 --> 00:03:37,404 Not as much as I like what's underneath it. 68 00:03:37,512 --> 00:03:39,412 Gob! 69 00:03:39,514 --> 00:03:42,950 No, I need your chair. Get up. I've got a letter to write. 70 00:03:43,051 --> 00:03:44,951 Whoo! You're all business. 71 00:03:45,053 --> 00:03:47,521 just like your dad. 72 00:03:47,623 --> 00:03:50,490 My God, she's repulsive. 73 00:03:50,592 --> 00:03:54,221 Michael realized that Kitty's obvious attraction to Gob... 74 00:03:54,329 --> 00:03:56,229 could perhaps be of use to him. 75 00:03:56,331 --> 00:03:58,196 How would you like a touch lamp? 76 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,200 You're the one who needs therapy! 77 00:04:00,302 --> 00:04:03,567 Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias prepared for their first session with a therapist. 78 00:04:03,672 --> 00:04:06,072 Yes, Tobias, I want the marriage to work. 79 00:04:06,174 --> 00:04:08,574 I just don't know if therapy is the answer. 80 00:04:08,677 --> 00:04:11,703 Because you didn't respect my old career, and you certainly don't respect my new one! 81 00:04:11,813 --> 00:04:13,713 You don't have a new one! 82 00:04:13,815 --> 00:04:17,410 Things had been tense since Tobias left his psychiatry practice... 83 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:19,749 to pursue an acting career. 84 00:04:21,723 --> 00:04:24,692 - I have needs, you know. - And how I am not addressing your needs? 85 00:04:24,793 --> 00:04:28,889 - How can you even ask that? What is this? - Oh! Go right to that! 86 00:04:28,997 --> 00:04:32,057 Good. Go right there. Real mature. Really great. 87 00:04:32,167 --> 00:04:36,900 Okay, kids, Mommy and Daddy are going out for ice cream. 88 00:04:37,005 --> 00:04:40,964 - Can we come? - Sorry. It's not for kids. 89 00:04:44,012 --> 00:04:46,242 - Now we have to follow them. - Yeah. 90 00:04:46,348 --> 00:04:49,078 What? 91 00:04:49,184 --> 00:04:52,347 Okay, so, why are we doing this? 92 00:04:52,454 --> 00:04:55,321 'Cause it's obvious they're lying. Come on, drive! 93 00:04:55,424 --> 00:04:58,416 - Well, what if they see us? - How are they gonna see us? 94 00:04:58,527 --> 00:05:00,791 It says "Bluth Company" right on the side. 95 00:05:00,896 --> 00:05:04,263 Plus, it's a stairway. That's gonna catch the eye. 96 00:05:04,366 --> 00:05:06,664 The airport stairway vehicle... 97 00:05:06,768 --> 00:05:09,931 was the last vestige of the Bluths'former wealth. 98 00:05:10,038 --> 00:05:13,701 Also, that House of Pies that went out ofbusiness. 99 00:05:13,809 --> 00:05:16,107 You are scared. I knew it. 100 00:05:16,211 --> 00:05:19,612 No, I'm not scared. It's just that... I have plans later. 101 00:05:19,715 --> 00:05:21,615 l-I'm visiting Pop-Pop. 102 00:05:21,717 --> 00:05:23,776 You visit Pop-Pop? 103 00:05:23,885 --> 00:05:26,945 In fact, he'd been terrified of the very notion of prison... 104 00:05:27,055 --> 00:05:30,081 since, as a young boy, he accidentally watched HBO's Oz... 105 00:05:30,192 --> 00:05:32,922 mistaking it for the classic Judy Garland musical. 106 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:35,326 - I'm an innocent man! - Eat it, bitch! 107 00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:37,955 - Lots of times. - What's it like? 108 00:05:38,066 --> 00:05:41,365 You know what you should do? You should go get your mom's date book. 109 00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:44,371 Oh, yeah. She must have written down where they're going. 110 00:05:44,473 --> 00:05:47,670 - I still wanna hear about prison, okay? - If you can handle it. 111 00:05:49,811 --> 00:05:52,177 Michael arrived home in a good mood. 112 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:54,680 With Gob getting the information from Kitty... 113 00:05:54,783 --> 00:05:57,616 he would no longer have to visit prison and deal with his father. 114 00:05:57,719 --> 00:06:00,244 Hey, buddy! Came home early. 115 00:06:00,355 --> 00:06:02,823 Wanna do somethin'? Anything. Anything at all. 116 00:06:02,924 --> 00:06:05,757 I wanna visit Pop-Pop in prison. 117 00:06:08,830 --> 00:06:12,664 Back at the office, Gob was making progress with Michael's assistant. 118 00:06:12,768 --> 00:06:16,932 Here's where we keep all of our... heavyweight paper. 119 00:06:17,038 --> 00:06:19,768 Bet you can show me where a lot of things are. 120 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:25,211 What kind of things are you... looking for? 121 00:06:25,313 --> 00:06:28,043 What, uh... What are you hiding? 122 00:06:28,150 --> 00:06:30,675 Nothing you can't find. 123 00:06:30,786 --> 00:06:34,278 Wait a second. Wait, wait, wait. Take off your glasses. 124 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:38,358 Oh. 125 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:41,759 Wait, wait. Let down your hair. 126 00:06:46,067 --> 00:06:50,128 No. Glasses on. Hair back up. Let's just get that hair right back up. 127 00:06:50,238 --> 00:06:53,139 - Do you want me to turn all the lights off? - Yes, yes, please. 128 00:06:53,241 --> 00:06:55,209 How's that? Is that better? 129 00:06:55,310 --> 00:06:57,870 There's still light coming in from under the door. 130 00:06:57,979 --> 00:07:00,209 And Lindsay and Tobias were, for the first time... 131 00:07:00,315 --> 00:07:01,714 addressing their marital problems. 132 00:07:01,817 --> 00:07:04,047 It's like we're face to face now... 133 00:07:04,152 --> 00:07:07,781 like we're really seeing this marriage and... 134 00:07:07,889 --> 00:07:10,187 I'm afraid it's a lie. 135 00:07:14,296 --> 00:07:18,733 Bravo. If I gave a performance that good, I'd have my own Alias type show. 136 00:07:18,834 --> 00:07:23,396 Stop it. I am so sick of hearing about acting, acting, acting! 137 00:07:23,505 --> 00:07:26,303 Okay, okay, look, maybe we need a new approach. 138 00:07:26,408 --> 00:07:30,242 Um... let's try some role playing. 139 00:07:30,345 --> 00:07:32,745 Yes! All right. 140 00:07:34,549 --> 00:07:36,449 Michael headed back to the prison... 141 00:07:36,551 --> 00:07:38,951 despite his earlier vow never to return. 142 00:07:39,054 --> 00:07:42,080 You always say family first. I should see my grandpa, right? 143 00:07:42,190 --> 00:07:45,751 I'm not stopping you. It's just, after this I'm not going back there. 144 00:07:45,861 --> 00:07:47,761 Why? Is it scary? 145 00:07:47,863 --> 00:07:49,763 Scary? No. No. 146 00:07:49,865 --> 00:07:53,096 It's the opposite of scary. It's like a carnival. 147 00:07:53,201 --> 00:07:57,831 Without the half-person on the skateboard that grabbed your knee to steady himself. 148 00:07:57,939 --> 00:08:02,137 It's like a country club. All the guy does is eat ice cream and play softball all day. 149 00:08:02,244 --> 00:08:07,011 In fact, George Sr. 's softball game had taken most of the day. 150 00:08:07,115 --> 00:08:10,016 It was the 14th inning, and tensions were running a little high. 151 00:08:10,118 --> 00:08:15,146 I'll give you a thousand bucks, you call the next one a strike. My knees are killing me. 152 00:08:15,257 --> 00:08:17,725 No batter! No batter here! 153 00:08:17,826 --> 00:08:21,455 - Strike three! - Strike three, my ass! 154 00:08:21,563 --> 00:08:23,690 Ohh! 155 00:08:23,798 --> 00:08:26,289 Down in the yard! 156 00:08:26,401 --> 00:08:28,892 No batter. No... No batter. 157 00:08:29,004 --> 00:08:30,972 No... Shh. 158 00:08:32,707 --> 00:08:35,608 Okay, there he is. Go on in there and surprise him. 159 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:38,110 I'm gonna go get us a few ice cream sandwiches. 160 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:40,204 Go on. Go on. 161 00:08:43,051 --> 00:08:45,042 Hey, Pop-Pop. 162 00:08:45,153 --> 00:08:48,816 - How's prison? - I'm gonna die in here. 163 00:08:48,924 --> 00:08:51,017 What? 164 00:08:51,126 --> 00:08:53,026 They're gonna kill Grandpa. 165 00:08:53,128 --> 00:08:56,029 I gotta... I gotta get outta here. I'm an innocent man. 166 00:08:56,131 --> 00:08:59,589 You gotta help Pop-Pop get outta here. Give me your hair. 167 00:08:59,701 --> 00:09:01,566 - My hair? - Give Pop-Pop your hair! 168 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:05,572 - No touching! No touching! No touching! - Give me the hair! 169 00:09:05,674 --> 00:09:09,838 One of these got smooshed, but don't let that ruin prison for you. 170 00:09:09,945 --> 00:09:13,437 No batter. No batter. No batter. 171 00:09:17,730 --> 00:09:20,631 I'm sure your grandfather was just kidding around. You know his sense of humor. 172 00:09:20,733 --> 00:09:22,633 I know, I know. Yeah. 173 00:09:22,735 --> 00:09:26,193 I don't... I don't totally get the hair joke, but I'm fine, Dad. 174 00:09:26,305 --> 00:09:28,296 Are you sure? 175 00:09:28,407 --> 00:09:32,639 I am gonna head back in, though. I'm gonna see if Pop-Pop's got any more zingers. 176 00:09:32,745 --> 00:09:35,646 Just stay out here and relax, pal. 177 00:09:36,021 --> 00:09:38,990 Watch the softball game. I'll be right back. 178 00:09:44,196 --> 00:09:46,494 Hey, stop! Stop! 179 00:09:51,904 --> 00:09:53,667 Dad? 180 00:09:53,772 --> 00:09:55,672 just don't like prison anymore. 181 00:09:55,774 --> 00:09:58,675 That's why I'm trying to get you out of here. 182 00:09:58,777 --> 00:10:01,871 Maybe I've been in denial, but this place is breaking me, Mikey... 183 00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:04,175 and I'm alone here, but for you. 184 00:10:04,283 --> 00:10:06,683 Come on. You got me, you got Mom. 185 00:10:06,785 --> 00:10:09,276 Your mother's never shown her face. 186 00:10:09,388 --> 00:10:11,288 Whoa. She's never been here? 187 00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:14,359 You should've heard the grief she gave me when I said I'd never show up again. 188 00:10:14,459 --> 00:10:16,689 You said... You said what? 189 00:10:16,795 --> 00:10:20,287 Dad, you don't need me. You're playing softball all the time. 190 00:10:20,399 --> 00:10:22,697 I do need you, Michael! 191 00:10:22,801 --> 00:10:24,701 - No more softball. - This is nuts. 192 00:10:24,803 --> 00:10:27,704 You're her husband. The least she could do is come out and visit you. 193 00:10:27,806 --> 00:10:31,469 God, you know your mom. This isn't her crowd. She's very easily threatened. 194 00:10:31,577 --> 00:10:33,477 You remember the carjacker? 195 00:10:37,616 --> 00:10:40,483 - Aaah! - Well, she's certainly toughened up since then. 196 00:10:40,586 --> 00:10:42,486 She's eating lunch by the pool now. 197 00:10:42,588 --> 00:10:45,421 There's a big difference between the country club pool and the conjugal trailer. 198 00:10:45,524 --> 00:10:47,754 That's not what I meant when I said "visit." 199 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:50,260 It's too bad. I really miss that personal contact. 200 00:10:50,362 --> 00:10:53,263 It was the one thing that calmed me when I got stressed. 201 00:10:53,365 --> 00:10:56,732 It just felt... humanizing. 202 00:10:56,835 --> 00:10:58,735 Michael, for the first time... 203 00:10:58,837 --> 00:11:01,806 saw his father as a vulnerable human being. 204 00:11:03,008 --> 00:11:05,670 Daddy horny, Michael. 205 00:11:07,946 --> 00:11:10,176 I just haven't had sex in a month. 206 00:11:11,516 --> 00:11:13,541 You've been here two months. 207 00:11:13,652 --> 00:11:16,052 It's hard to gauge time. 208 00:11:16,154 --> 00:11:17,951 Yeah, I'll bet. 209 00:11:18,056 --> 00:11:20,456 Hey, Mom. I went to visit Dad today. 210 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:23,460 Quick question. How long does it take you to get out there? 211 00:11:23,562 --> 00:11:25,120 Oh, I've never been. 212 00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:27,528 Then why does he tell me that you've never been? 213 00:11:27,633 --> 00:11:29,692 Ooh. Sorry, Michael. 214 00:11:29,801 --> 00:11:32,929 Pool food. My system's not used to curly fries. 215 00:11:34,473 --> 00:11:36,373 How can you ignore that man? 216 00:11:36,475 --> 00:11:38,966 He's having a hard time in there. He's lonely. 217 00:11:39,077 --> 00:11:40,977 That's what his children are for. 218 00:11:41,079 --> 00:11:44,048 Yeah, well, you know... 219 00:11:44,149 --> 00:11:46,310 there are certain things that... 220 00:11:46,418 --> 00:11:48,716 he can't get from his children. 221 00:11:48,820 --> 00:11:51,914 If you're going to say "pride," you're wrong. He is proud of his children. 222 00:11:52,024 --> 00:11:54,219 Wasn't gonna say pride, Mom. 223 00:11:54,326 --> 00:11:58,228 Uh, listen, l-l-I think that, um... 224 00:11:58,330 --> 00:12:00,890 I think that you should... 225 00:12:00,999 --> 00:12:03,399 Oh, I can't believe I'm gonna say this. 226 00:12:03,502 --> 00:12:05,402 I think that you should... 227 00:12:05,504 --> 00:12:07,404 visit him... 228 00:12:07,506 --> 00:12:10,566 in an... intimate... 229 00:12:10,676 --> 00:12:14,077 marital... trailer. 230 00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:18,439 Are you mad? 231 00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:22,316 You think I'm comfortable asking you to do this? He needs you, Mom. 232 00:12:22,421 --> 00:12:24,389 Did he say that? 233 00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,557 Did he say that he misses me? 234 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,593 Does he need his wife's embrace? 235 00:12:29,695 --> 00:12:31,595 Daddy horny, Michael. 236 00:12:31,697 --> 00:12:33,961 He said some wonderful things. 237 00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:37,160 You really want this for him, don't you? 238 00:12:37,269 --> 00:12:38,702 I do. 239 00:12:38,804 --> 00:12:41,602 "Golf membership" want it? 240 00:12:43,475 --> 00:12:45,943 Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias were getting to the heart... 241 00:12:46,044 --> 00:12:48,604 of each other's vulnerabilities with a role-reversal exercise. 242 00:12:48,714 --> 00:12:50,511 - Because I'm a woman! - Good. 243 00:12:50,615 --> 00:12:52,515 - With a woman's needs. - Louder. 244 00:12:52,617 --> 00:12:55,279 And a woman's urges! And these, Tobias. 245 00:12:55,387 --> 00:12:58,788 When was the last time you looked at these? 246 00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:00,790 Yeah, okay. How long is this session? 247 00:13:00,892 --> 00:13:03,793 See, she's breaking in and out of character and making it difficult... 248 00:13:03,895 --> 00:13:05,795 'Cause I don't wanna be in a character. 249 00:13:05,897 --> 00:13:09,628 Okay, let me stop you guys. All right? Please. Let me get in here. 250 00:13:09,735 --> 00:13:12,067 Thank you. God. 251 00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:18,472 - You've never been a real wife to me, Lindsay. - That's not true! 252 00:13:18,577 --> 00:13:22,343 A man is looking back at you. A man with dreams and aspirations! 253 00:13:22,447 --> 00:13:25,905 Meanwhile, Maeby found an address in her mother's appointment book... 254 00:13:26,018 --> 00:13:29,647 and was getting closer to learning what her parents were up to. 255 00:13:29,755 --> 00:13:35,387 Right! If I'm no Schwimmer, you're noJennifer Aniston! 256 00:13:35,494 --> 00:13:39,021 Maybe I'm not even Lisa Kudrow. 257 00:13:39,131 --> 00:13:41,497 l-I have dreams, Lindsay. 258 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,068 Dreams, Lindsay. 259 00:13:45,303 --> 00:13:47,271 Well, then, Tobias... 260 00:13:51,576 --> 00:13:53,510 follow those dreams. 261 00:13:53,612 --> 00:13:55,512 Make those dreams happen. 262 00:13:55,614 --> 00:13:58,344 Yes. I will. 263 00:13:58,450 --> 00:14:00,008 And scene! 264 00:14:02,821 --> 00:14:04,948 - Wow! - Okay. 265 00:14:05,057 --> 00:14:08,356 - I'm sorry I stepped on your line. - No, not at all. 266 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:11,861 - Did that answer some questions for you? - Yeah, I think it did. 267 00:14:11,963 --> 00:14:14,363 Now there are two men I wanna leave. 268 00:14:16,301 --> 00:14:19,702 Michael arrived home, happy to have a brother to share his burden with. 269 00:14:19,805 --> 00:14:22,968 - Great news. - Oh, good. I could use it. 270 00:14:23,075 --> 00:14:25,737 I just came from convincing Mom to have sex with Dad. 271 00:14:25,844 --> 00:14:29,371 God! What is wrong with you? That is disgusting! 272 00:14:29,481 --> 00:14:31,608 - What's wrong with you? - Oh, I'm sorry. 273 00:14:31,716 --> 00:14:35,345 But just the thought of Mom and Dad together... 274 00:14:35,454 --> 00:14:37,615 I have a sense of propriety. All right? 275 00:14:37,722 --> 00:14:39,622 Fine. What's your great news? 276 00:14:39,724 --> 00:14:41,282 I Kitty. 277 00:14:41,393 --> 00:14:44,624 Oh, Gob, I just wanted you to get the information. 278 00:14:44,729 --> 00:14:47,596 Oh, I got the information. 279 00:14:47,699 --> 00:14:50,759 You did, huh? About the international accounts? 280 00:14:52,604 --> 00:14:55,505 I see what you're getting at. No, I didn't get any information. 281 00:14:55,607 --> 00:14:58,735 That's great. Good, good, good, Gob. You just lost the touch lamp. 282 00:14:58,844 --> 00:15:00,744 - What? No! - The deal's off. 283 00:15:00,846 --> 00:15:04,247 I'm gonna use the touch lamp to set the mood in the conjugal trailer when Dad's nailing Mom! 284 00:15:04,349 --> 00:15:06,146 No! Don't... Michael! 285 00:15:06,251 --> 00:15:08,082 You are filthy! 286 00:15:08,605 --> 00:15:10,436 The two cousins reunited... 287 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:13,805 each a little shaken by what they had pretended to be fearless about. 288 00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:16,174 - You think they'll get divorced? - I don't care. 289 00:15:16,279 --> 00:15:19,680 I'm not saying "I don't care" like kids who say they don't when they do... 'cause I don't. 290 00:15:19,782 --> 00:15:21,750 Right. I know. Who cares, right? 291 00:15:23,453 --> 00:15:25,785 - I mean, I care. - How could you not? 292 00:15:25,889 --> 00:15:27,948 You know, our family's really messed up. 293 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,184 I know. We're the only normal ones. 294 00:15:30,293 --> 00:15:33,126 At least we got each other. Right? 295 00:15:41,738 --> 00:15:43,729 George Michael? 296 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,740 Sorry. 297 00:15:45,842 --> 00:15:49,744 Sometimes I don't know if it's gonna be a long or short hug or a middle-medium hug. 298 00:15:49,846 --> 00:15:51,746 It's hard to tell sometimes. 299 00:15:51,848 --> 00:15:54,112 That was a good hug. That's plenty for now. 300 00:15:54,217 --> 00:15:56,117 Hug's gotta end sometime, obviously. 301 00:15:56,219 --> 00:15:59,416 Soon, Michael was driving Lucille to prison... 302 00:15:59,522 --> 00:16:02,218 and she seemed to be looking forward to it. 303 00:16:02,325 --> 00:16:04,293 Where are we going after? 304 00:16:08,665 --> 00:16:10,565 - Hey, Dad. - Michael! 305 00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,931 What are you doing here? 306 00:16:13,036 --> 00:16:16,563 You needed my help, and it was hard for you to ask, so I took it upon myself to bring her. 307 00:16:16,673 --> 00:16:20,109 - That doesn't make you uncomfortable? - The drive was a little awkward. 308 00:16:20,209 --> 00:16:23,770 Not every son would do this for his father. 309 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,848 Thank you for this. 310 00:16:30,653 --> 00:16:32,553 Hello, George. 311 00:16:32,655 --> 00:16:34,748 What the hell's your mother doing in here? 312 00:16:34,857 --> 00:16:37,690 - Who were you expecting? - Oh, I've done a bad thing. 313 00:16:37,794 --> 00:16:39,455 I've done a terrible thing. 314 00:16:39,562 --> 00:16:42,463 - There's someone else in that trailer, isn't there? - I've done a repulsive thing. 315 00:16:42,565 --> 00:16:43,930 Wait... Whoa. It's Kitty? 316 00:16:45,368 --> 00:16:46,995 - Shh! - How long? 317 00:16:47,103 --> 00:16:49,537 - When did this start? - Oh, come on! This is the first time. 318 00:16:53,209 --> 00:16:55,700 Every Friday for the last eight years. 319 00:16:55,812 --> 00:16:57,609 - Daddy... - Horny. I got that. 320 00:16:57,714 --> 00:17:00,615 Hey, wait a minute. This is easy. This is an easy one. 321 00:17:00,717 --> 00:17:03,311 I'll go in there with Kitty, I'll do my thing... 322 00:17:03,419 --> 00:17:07,116 and th-th-then I'll go and see your moth... This is a hard one. 323 00:17:07,223 --> 00:17:09,191 - She's your secretary. - You're right. 324 00:17:09,292 --> 00:17:11,317 Family first. 325 00:17:11,427 --> 00:17:13,657 Take care of Kitty. Michael. 326 00:17:13,763 --> 00:17:15,731 I need you now. 327 00:17:15,832 --> 00:17:19,199 "International accounts" need me? 328 00:17:19,302 --> 00:17:21,202 And so an agreement was made. 329 00:17:21,304 --> 00:17:22,999 George Sr. would reveal the truth... 330 00:17:23,106 --> 00:17:26,473 and Michael would make sure Kitty didn't come out of the trailer. 331 00:17:26,576 --> 00:17:28,806 Yeah? 332 00:17:28,911 --> 00:17:31,004 I need you to come to the prison. 333 00:17:31,114 --> 00:17:33,548 - I'm at the prison. - You're here? 334 00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:37,381 I'm delivering this strongly worded letter I wrote... 335 00:17:37,487 --> 00:17:39,648 lit by nothing but natural light. 336 00:17:39,756 --> 00:17:42,850 Well, how would you like that touch lamp and the office... 337 00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:47,487 and... what the hell... full use of the secretary? 338 00:17:49,265 --> 00:17:53,361 Thank you for doing this. It means a... It means a lot. 339 00:17:53,469 --> 00:17:56,700 I, uh... Okay, I'll get down on the couch. 340 00:17:56,806 --> 00:18:00,173 I'm not going to have sex with you, George. 341 00:18:00,276 --> 00:18:03,575 I came to tell you how much I hate you for what you've done to this family. 342 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,012 - You're angry. - You've ruined us. 343 00:18:06,115 --> 00:18:10,017 I've ruined us? You got a lot of nerve, honey. 344 00:18:10,119 --> 00:18:13,577 The millions you pissed away on clothing and jewelry and spa treatments... 345 00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:17,285 Yes, to keep you interested in the only thing you ever appreciated... my body. 346 00:18:17,393 --> 00:18:19,520 Can I help it if you've got a fantastic body? 347 00:18:19,629 --> 00:18:23,463 And you're as powerful as a bear. 348 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:27,693 My husband the bear. 349 00:18:27,804 --> 00:18:30,136 This bear needs some honey, wife. 350 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:33,367 Oh, God, I missed you! 351 00:18:33,476 --> 00:18:36,707 Gob, meanwhile, stalled to keep Kitty in the other trailer. 352 00:18:36,813 --> 00:18:38,212 Glasses off. 353 00:18:38,314 --> 00:18:39,611 Glasses on. 354 00:18:39,716 --> 00:18:41,547 Hair up. 355 00:18:41,651 --> 00:18:43,551 Glasses off. 356 00:18:43,653 --> 00:18:46,645 Down, on. Have we done up, off? 357 00:18:46,756 --> 00:18:48,951 - Oh, Gob, this is so wrong. - And bright. 358 00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:51,959 Wrong a-and bright. 359 00:18:52,061 --> 00:18:54,052 This... 360 00:18:54,163 --> 00:18:56,563 That's be... brighter! 361 00:18:56,666 --> 00:18:58,566 God! Damn. 362 00:18:58,668 --> 00:19:00,898 I'm just gonna wash up real quick. 363 00:19:01,003 --> 00:19:04,097 Uh, I think I'm gonna go with... with down and off. 364 00:19:04,207 --> 00:19:06,175 Gob had to do the right thing. 365 00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:13,405 But as he headed to his car, he ran into the warden... 366 00:19:13,516 --> 00:19:15,609 who had just read his strongly worded letter. 367 00:19:15,718 --> 00:19:19,176 Well, if it isn't "Sincerely Yours." 368 00:19:20,890 --> 00:19:24,018 And so Gob was detained against the window of the trailer... 369 00:19:24,127 --> 00:19:25,992 his parents were becoming intimate in. 370 00:19:26,095 --> 00:19:28,928 Oh, God, Mommy! What did you do? 371 00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:36,830 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, where were you? 372 00:19:36,939 --> 00:19:39,464 I had to help out your grandfather... 373 00:19:39,575 --> 00:19:42,476 and then I had to vow that I would never help your grandfather again. 374 00:19:42,578 --> 00:19:44,478 Pretty much a normal day for me. 375 00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:46,514 How are you doing? 376 00:19:46,616 --> 00:19:49,107 I'm fine, I guess. It's just... 377 00:19:49,218 --> 00:19:54,121 You think of prison as this place full of guilty people and it doesn't bother you that much. 378 00:19:54,223 --> 00:19:57,124 But if Pop-Pop could be there, then anybody could be there. 379 00:19:57,226 --> 00:20:00,218 And I don't wanna go to prison, Dad. I don't think I could take it. 380 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,229 I know I act tough, but l... 381 00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:03,992 Is this what you're worried about? 382 00:20:05,802 --> 00:20:07,702 'Cause I got news... 383 00:20:07,804 --> 00:20:10,034 he's, uh... he's guilty. 384 00:20:10,139 --> 00:20:12,334 He is? 385 00:20:12,441 --> 00:20:13,908 Oh, yeah. 386 00:20:15,011 --> 00:20:17,036 Incredibly guilty. 387 00:20:23,853 --> 00:20:26,151 On the next Arrested Development. 388 00:20:26,255 --> 00:20:28,985 Tobias talks Lindsay into another session. 389 00:20:29,091 --> 00:20:31,753 I've decided that... 390 00:20:31,861 --> 00:20:35,661 I want to become an actor too. 391 00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:40,625 And George Sr. makes good... 392 00:20:40,736 --> 00:20:43,864 on his promise to come clean on the international accounts. 393 00:20:43,973 --> 00:20:48,273 There's a good chance that l... that I may... 394 00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,504 have committed some, um... 395 00:20:50,613 --> 00:20:55,175 light... treason.