1 00:00:01,948 --> 00:00:05,349 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,452 --> 00:00:07,443 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,554 --> 00:00:09,545 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,062 --> 00:00:16,723 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,964 --> 00:00:23,230 Michael Bluth was fed up with his mother's extravagant spending. 6 00:00:23,335 --> 00:00:26,031 Hey, Mom. Remember we had that conversation about trying to... 7 00:00:26,138 --> 00:00:28,003 cut back on things that aren't necessities? 8 00:00:28,107 --> 00:00:30,905 - Like it was yesterday. - It was this morning... 9 00:00:31,009 --> 00:00:33,637 and now I hear that you've hired a crew for the yacht. 10 00:00:33,746 --> 00:00:37,375 - I'm selling that yacht. - Michael, you haven't heard why I want it. 11 00:00:37,483 --> 00:00:41,817 To throw the most lavish party this town has ever seen for my birthday. 12 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:45,185 I enjoy bicentennials as much as the next guy, Mom, but we're not doing that. 13 00:00:45,290 --> 00:00:49,556 My neighbor Lucille Austero is constantly throwing parties for herself. 14 00:00:49,661 --> 00:00:52,926 - She's having another one in a week. - I'm not going to that. 15 00:00:53,031 --> 00:00:54,931 Buster had been avoiding Lucille Austero... 16 00:00:55,033 --> 00:00:59,663 since he accidentally flirted with her while not wearing his glasses. 17 00:00:59,772 --> 00:01:02,673 And then accidentally bid on her at a charity bachelorette auction. 18 00:01:02,775 --> 00:01:05,835 - Ten thousand dollars! - Buster. 19 00:01:05,944 --> 00:01:09,505 And then accidentally entered her apartment, thinking it was his mother's. 20 00:01:09,615 --> 00:01:11,742 I need you right now. 21 00:01:11,850 --> 00:01:15,013 Fellas, take a powder. 22 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,987 Oh, here comes the 10:15 conniption, right on time. 23 00:01:18,090 --> 00:01:21,548 Honest to God, Buster, it's like every little thing makes you seize up in terror lately. 24 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:24,356 I have no idea where you get that from. 25 00:01:24,463 --> 00:01:27,626 Get away from that stove. You're going to light your hair on fire. 26 00:01:29,134 --> 00:01:31,534 He's weak. 27 00:01:31,637 --> 00:01:34,697 Speaking of weak, Mom, what do you got in there, gold bars? 28 00:01:36,475 --> 00:01:40,036 Protein bars for your father. He's pumping up in prison. 29 00:01:40,145 --> 00:01:44,548 - No more parties. Okay, Mom? - You're my third least-favorite child. 30 00:01:44,650 --> 00:01:46,948 I can live with that. 31 00:01:47,052 --> 00:01:50,988 Michael came home to find his mother's fourth least-favorite child. 32 00:01:51,089 --> 00:01:54,252 - Heard you're selling the yacht. - Yeah. I had a couple in there this morning. 33 00:01:54,359 --> 00:01:55,758 Yeah, I know. 34 00:01:59,965 --> 00:02:02,399 Well, they got the Asian right. 35 00:02:02,501 --> 00:02:06,801 "Hotties" might be a stretch. 36 00:02:06,905 --> 00:02:10,466 Well, let's start with the little one. 37 00:02:10,576 --> 00:02:14,171 - You're not staying on the yacht, are you? - What do you want me to do? 38 00:02:14,279 --> 00:02:17,908 - Live full-time with Marta? - Or break up with her. 39 00:02:18,016 --> 00:02:20,814 I'm sure there'd be somebody else out there that would appreciate her. 40 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:23,012 In fact, Michael felt that man was himself. 41 00:02:23,121 --> 00:02:27,023 He had become infatuated with his brother's girlfriend... 42 00:02:27,125 --> 00:02:29,958 and was having difficulty keeping his love a secret. 43 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:32,587 You have 48 hours to vacate the yacht. 44 00:02:32,698 --> 00:02:37,158 Guys, I've got a great idea. I wanna throw Mom a party. 45 00:02:37,269 --> 00:02:40,102 Would you... I just told Mom no more parties. 46 00:02:40,205 --> 00:02:44,335 I know, Michael. That's why this is the perfect opportunity to throw her a surprise party. 47 00:02:44,443 --> 00:02:46,775 - She'd never suspect it. - Is this her suggestion? 48 00:02:46,879 --> 00:02:50,781 No. I just think it's important to honor your parents. 49 00:02:50,883 --> 00:02:54,683 Why don't you start by visiting Dad in jail? You've never even been there. 50 00:02:54,786 --> 00:02:58,415 Michael, do you have any idea what would happen if I were to visit prison? 51 00:02:58,524 --> 00:03:00,685 - Hmm. - It would be pandemonium. 52 00:03:00,792 --> 00:03:02,783 - Mm-hmm. - It'd just give Dad one more reason to think... 53 00:03:02,895 --> 00:03:05,295 that I've got nothing to offer but my looks. 54 00:03:05,397 --> 00:03:09,333 Yeah, I got some of that... except he also didn't like my looks. 55 00:03:10,569 --> 00:03:13,367 Okay, Michael. I will go visit Dad... 56 00:03:13,472 --> 00:03:15,463 if you drive Mom to the restaurant for the surprise party. 57 00:03:15,574 --> 00:03:18,372 I'll just pretend that I'm taking her out that evening. 58 00:03:18,477 --> 00:03:21,674 - Come on. That would never happen. - She can't drive herself. 59 00:03:21,780 --> 00:03:24,749 - I mean, she's the world's worst driver. - Lindsay was not exaggerating. 60 00:03:24,850 --> 00:03:29,810 Lucille had recently been featured on Fox's World's Worst Drivers. 61 00:03:31,423 --> 00:03:33,891 Yeah. I can't believe she got that driver's license renewed. 62 00:03:33,992 --> 00:03:37,189 She didn't. I dummied her up a new one. 63 00:03:37,296 --> 00:03:39,025 Not my best work though. She wanted to look 48. 64 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:41,691 I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. 65 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,166 We ended up checking "Albino" on the form. 66 00:03:44,269 --> 00:03:46,760 Come on, Michael. Who knows how long our parents are going to be around. 67 00:03:46,872 --> 00:03:50,171 I gotta tell ya. I was over at her place today, and she looked a little frail. 68 00:03:50,275 --> 00:03:53,676 She was having trouble even lifting up this bag of groceries. 69 00:03:53,779 --> 00:03:57,010 All right. We will do the surprise party. 70 00:03:57,115 --> 00:03:59,743 For Gangy? 71 00:03:59,851 --> 00:04:03,844 - Yeah, how did you know? - She called and invited us. 72 00:04:03,956 --> 00:04:07,949 - Okay, so it was her idea. - We don't have to go, do we? 73 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:12,019 Come on. This is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. 74 00:04:12,130 --> 00:04:17,067 And Lindsay went to the prison to visit her father for the first time. 75 00:04:17,169 --> 00:04:19,694 But didn't get the reception she was expecting. 76 00:04:21,573 --> 00:04:24,565 I wanna thank you for coming here. It took a lot of guts. 77 00:04:24,676 --> 00:04:29,079 The reason I'm here today is because I felt that I needed to say something. 78 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:31,547 - Oh, okay. - My whole life... 79 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:34,141 all you've ever praised me for is my looks. 80 00:04:34,252 --> 00:04:36,720 - Oh, no. Your looks... - Yes, Dad. 81 00:04:36,822 --> 00:04:39,450 I mean, it's always been Michael's got the brains... 82 00:04:39,558 --> 00:04:43,221 Gob's got the charm, Buster's got the... 83 00:04:44,496 --> 00:04:47,124 - High-fastening pants. - Have you said that? 84 00:04:47,232 --> 00:04:49,166 No. I'm saying that now. 85 00:04:49,267 --> 00:04:52,395 So, anyway. Look, if you're wondering why I haven't visited... 86 00:04:52,504 --> 00:04:55,837 maybe it's because I wanted to be thought of as more than just a beautiful face. 87 00:04:55,941 --> 00:04:58,910 And a gorgeous head of hair. 88 00:05:01,179 --> 00:05:05,138 Lindsay was surprised once again that no heads were turned. 89 00:05:07,085 --> 00:05:11,146 I'm gonna go shopping. I'll be back tomorrow. 90 00:05:13,025 --> 00:05:13,125 George Michael was finally moving beyond his crush on Maeby... 91 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:16,652 George Michael was finally moving beyond his crush on Maeby... 92 00:05:16,762 --> 00:05:19,128 and felt happy to have a cousin he could just see a movie with. 93 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:24,430 It was a love between two cousins that the world thought was wrong. 94 00:05:24,536 --> 00:05:29,997 But it was the world that was wrong. 95 00:05:30,108 --> 00:05:32,474 - We have got to see this movie. - Excuse me, kids? 96 00:05:32,577 --> 00:05:34,704 Can I see your I.D.'s? 97 00:05:38,884 --> 00:05:41,944 And Michael was driving his mother to her surprise party. 98 00:05:42,054 --> 00:05:45,512 Where on earth are we going? 99 00:05:45,624 --> 00:05:48,593 Left at the next corner. 100 00:05:48,694 --> 00:05:50,628 - You know, Michael? - Yeah? 101 00:05:50,729 --> 00:05:53,027 I'd be happy to drive if you want me to. 102 00:05:53,131 --> 00:05:56,396 It's better than sitting here with Buster's stupid rock behind me. 103 00:05:56,535 --> 00:05:58,469 Buster had recently brought the rock home... 104 00:05:58,570 --> 00:06:02,700 from an archeological dig, but had yet to find a way to get it out of the car. 105 00:06:02,808 --> 00:06:05,504 Mom, you've already got two strikes on your record. 106 00:06:05,610 --> 00:06:08,977 You strike one more person, and it's technically a spree. 107 00:06:11,016 --> 00:06:15,646 Are we going to the back? Is this what I think it is? 108 00:06:15,754 --> 00:06:20,157 - Surprise! - And she was surprised... 109 00:06:20,258 --> 00:06:25,321 - that her family didn't show up. - So this is what my children think of me. 110 00:06:38,276 --> 00:06:40,870 Where the... was everybody? 111 00:06:40,979 --> 00:06:43,709 - What are you talking about? - Mom's party. Where were you guys? 112 00:06:44,783 --> 00:06:46,683 It's the first I've heard about it. 113 00:06:47,786 --> 00:06:52,086 - What about you? Neiman's? - Prison. 114 00:06:52,190 --> 00:06:56,684 Then Neiman's. But only because I'm going back to prison, and they've seen me in this. 115 00:06:56,795 --> 00:07:00,925 Buster? You of all people. Where were you, buddy? 116 00:07:01,032 --> 00:07:02,863 You barely even leave Mom's apartment. 117 00:07:02,968 --> 00:07:06,802 In fact, Buster was worried about running into Lucille 2. 118 00:07:06,905 --> 00:07:08,930 So he never left his mother's apartment. 119 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:13,841 Lucille 2 was also supposed to go, but was waiting until she saw Buster emerge. 120 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:21,276 Tonight, Mother was humiliated. 121 00:07:21,386 --> 00:07:24,184 And I wanna throw her another surprise party... a real one. 122 00:07:24,289 --> 00:07:26,621 One where she's not the one that's yelling "Surprise." 123 00:07:26,725 --> 00:07:30,161 - Mom yelled "Surprise"? - Yeah. She went from giddy to devastated. 124 00:07:30,262 --> 00:07:32,787 I mean, it would've been funny if it wasn't so... 125 00:07:32,898 --> 00:07:35,162 Well, it was kind of funny. 126 00:07:35,267 --> 00:07:37,394 What frail act got you this time, Michael? 127 00:07:37,502 --> 00:07:41,939 She couldn't open a jar? What, did a clump of her hair come out in your hands? 128 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,736 No. It was something that she said at dinner. 129 00:07:44,843 --> 00:07:47,471 It's dry. 130 00:07:47,579 --> 00:07:50,139 You know, Mom, I'm sorry you're upset. But, you know... 131 00:07:50,248 --> 00:07:54,241 if you were nicer, then maybe your kids would take better care of you, you know? 132 00:07:54,352 --> 00:07:56,820 Or-Or wanna be with you more. 133 00:08:01,026 --> 00:08:03,085 I've been a horrible mother. 134 00:08:03,195 --> 00:08:05,959 No, Mom. You're great. 135 00:08:06,064 --> 00:08:08,362 You've been a great mother. 136 00:08:08,466 --> 00:08:11,765 - Well, you know she's been a horrible mother, right? - You don't have to tell me. 137 00:08:11,870 --> 00:08:15,362 But what was I gonna say? All right? So, it's a party. 138 00:08:16,908 --> 00:08:19,274 I mean, if you're not gonna do it for Mom, do it for me. 139 00:08:19,377 --> 00:08:22,107 Okay. But I think a party's a little excessive. 140 00:08:23,882 --> 00:08:27,511 Um, is it okay if I do it for Mom and not you? 141 00:08:27,619 --> 00:08:30,588 - Yeah. - 'Cause I really like Mom. 142 00:08:30,689 --> 00:08:33,453 We know. 143 00:08:33,558 --> 00:08:35,924 The next day, Buster decided it was time to deal with... 144 00:08:36,027 --> 00:08:38,495 the situation with Lucille Austero. 145 00:08:38,597 --> 00:08:41,225 I've already got a Lucille in my life. 146 00:08:43,301 --> 00:08:46,702 I understand. That's healthy. 147 00:08:46,805 --> 00:08:48,966 I didn't mean to lead you on. 148 00:08:49,074 --> 00:08:52,305 - Oh, Buster. I feel so foolish. - No. 149 00:08:52,410 --> 00:08:56,870 Yes. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. 150 00:08:56,982 --> 00:08:59,177 - Am I needy? - No. 151 00:08:59,284 --> 00:09:02,583 Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. 152 00:09:02,687 --> 00:09:05,656 You know, we're probably not that different, you and me. 153 00:09:05,757 --> 00:09:08,317 You and I. Is it "l" or is it "me"? 154 00:09:08,426 --> 00:09:13,261 - Buster, it's us. - Yes. It is us. Us. 155 00:09:26,511 --> 00:09:29,605 Under the pretense of driving his mother somewhere else... 156 00:09:29,714 --> 00:09:31,875 Michael, once again, arrived at the restaurant. 157 00:09:31,983 --> 00:09:34,543 Michael, did you do this again? 158 00:09:34,653 --> 00:09:38,521 - Surprise! - And once again, no one showed up. 159 00:09:38,623 --> 00:09:40,523 Get up. 160 00:09:41,559 --> 00:09:45,222 I told you. They don't support me. 161 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:47,628 I hate to tell you, Mom, but they don't support me either. 162 00:09:47,732 --> 00:09:51,031 I sat down and I told them this was important to me. 163 00:09:52,437 --> 00:09:57,739 - You did that for me? - I let you drive, didn't I? 164 00:09:57,842 --> 00:10:01,300 Yes, you did, Michael, and I'm loving it. 165 00:10:01,413 --> 00:10:04,871 You're a good son. You always do things for others. 166 00:10:04,983 --> 00:10:07,213 You're the only one holding this family together. 167 00:10:07,319 --> 00:10:09,879 And you see a lot more than I give you credit for, Mom. 168 00:10:09,988 --> 00:10:13,446 You're not just concerned with yourself. You care about the family. 169 00:10:14,693 --> 00:10:16,718 Hey. Is that Gob? 170 00:10:16,828 --> 00:10:20,389 It's an idiot on a scooter at night? It's gotta be Gob. 171 00:10:20,498 --> 00:10:23,626 - Let's give him a scare. - Hmm? 172 00:10:23,735 --> 00:10:27,398 - No, Mom. I don't think we should. - A nice little scare. 173 00:10:27,505 --> 00:10:32,943 Hey, big shot, too busy to go to your mother's party? 174 00:10:33,044 --> 00:10:36,673 Mom, that is not Gob. Mom! Mom! 175 00:10:47,859 --> 00:10:51,488 You okay, sir? 176 00:10:51,596 --> 00:10:54,997 Yeah. I guess. How's my mom? She's so frail. 177 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:59,059 I'm fine. I'm fine. I was thrown clear. 178 00:10:59,170 --> 00:11:01,934 I only care about you. 179 00:11:06,893 --> 00:11:10,590 - How are you feeling? - Actually, my head does not hurt at all. 180 00:11:10,697 --> 00:11:14,656 - What did you give me? - Your mother asked me to pump you full of... 181 00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:18,601 - Children's aspirin. - Okay. 182 00:11:18,705 --> 00:11:22,835 You know, it's funny. I remember, um, leaving the restaurant. 183 00:11:22,942 --> 00:11:25,740 And then, uh, I was driving, I guess. 184 00:11:25,845 --> 00:11:28,006 l-I just... I cannot picture it. 185 00:11:28,114 --> 00:11:29,741 That's pretty common, actually. 186 00:11:29,849 --> 00:11:33,410 It's just short-term memory loss from the bump on the back of your head. 187 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:37,081 I can't believe I did this. My insurance rates are gonna go through the roof. 188 00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:41,627 That's not what matters now. Here, get comfortable. Scoot up. 189 00:11:41,728 --> 00:11:45,289 "Scoot"? Scooter. Was there a scooter involved? 190 00:11:45,398 --> 00:11:49,334 Oh, dear. I can't believe I did that. 191 00:11:49,435 --> 00:11:52,563 - I am so sorry. I'll get you some air. - I hardly felt it. 192 00:11:52,672 --> 00:11:55,539 In fact, actually, uh, I didn't feel it. 193 00:11:55,642 --> 00:11:59,078 What was that? 194 00:12:01,714 --> 00:12:05,206 Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? 195 00:12:05,318 --> 00:12:09,618 It was a wild, wild ride. 196 00:12:09,722 --> 00:12:12,350 But is this something we can do? 197 00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:15,427 Is this something society will allow? 198 00:12:15,528 --> 00:12:18,019 I don't care what other people think. 199 00:12:18,131 --> 00:12:23,592 My God, for the first time in years I felt like I was standing on solid ground. 200 00:12:23,703 --> 00:12:27,036 You know, my panic attacks have decreased. 201 00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:31,770 I feel confident. I'm feeling proud even. 202 00:12:31,878 --> 00:12:35,712 I mean, for the first time in my life... 203 00:12:41,521 --> 00:12:43,546 I'll call Dr. Miller. 204 00:12:43,656 --> 00:12:46,784 Oh. Excuse me. 205 00:12:46,893 --> 00:12:51,353 Hello. Oh, my God. I'm getting my gauze. 206 00:12:51,464 --> 00:12:54,922 You know, I should call George Michael. I'm worried about my son. 207 00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:58,936 I'm worried about my son. George Michael will be fine with his aunt and uncle. 208 00:12:59,038 --> 00:13:02,496 I want you resting, not using the phone. 209 00:13:02,609 --> 00:13:08,047 - Let me take care of you. - You know, you really are more generous than I can remember. 210 00:13:08,147 --> 00:13:11,116 But that's what a parent does, huh? You put your kid first? 211 00:13:13,486 --> 00:13:16,046 Rest up, sweetie. You gave me quite a scare. 212 00:13:18,157 --> 00:13:22,059 Scare. Did somebody say, "Let's give him a so..." 213 00:13:22,161 --> 00:13:27,121 What is the matter with me? Clumsy Clara. 214 00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:30,691 Totally cool. Didn't feel a thing. You know, Mom, I'm crazy about this aspirin. 215 00:13:30,803 --> 00:13:33,897 I can't believe we give it to children. 216 00:13:34,007 --> 00:13:37,670 Gob, meanwhile, was being visited by Michael's son, George Michael. 217 00:13:37,777 --> 00:13:39,836 Michael? George Michael. 218 00:13:39,946 --> 00:13:42,506 - You've gotta go. - Wait. 219 00:13:42,615 --> 00:13:45,243 Uncle Gob, is this a bad time? 220 00:13:45,351 --> 00:13:48,650 No. Are you kidding? So, what's up? 221 00:13:48,755 --> 00:13:52,156 I, uh, need you to make some fake I.D.'s for me and Maeby. 222 00:13:52,258 --> 00:13:55,056 - Like a passport? - Yeah, yeah. That'd be great. 223 00:13:55,161 --> 00:13:59,188 Oh, and, uh, preferably French. I like the way they think. 224 00:13:59,299 --> 00:14:03,133 Look, I don't want you thinking that your uncle is some sleazy character from the docks. 225 00:14:03,236 --> 00:14:05,727 - Good morning. - How are you? 226 00:14:07,507 --> 00:14:11,136 She's an Olympian... hopeful. 227 00:14:11,244 --> 00:14:16,045 Swimming and some coaching. Yes, I will make the I.D.'s for you. 228 00:14:16,149 --> 00:14:18,208 But we're gonna have to make this quick. Your dad wants me out of here by noon. 229 00:14:18,318 --> 00:14:20,878 I wouldn't worry about him. He's staying at Gangy's. 230 00:14:20,987 --> 00:14:23,046 Yeah, he got in a car accident on the way back from her birthday party. 231 00:14:23,156 --> 00:14:25,624 - Man, I told him not to let her drive. - No. It was him driving. 232 00:14:25,725 --> 00:14:29,456 She's taking good care of him too. She won't even let him use the phone. 233 00:14:29,562 --> 00:14:33,896 - So you're telling me that he can't go anywhere and he's incommunicado? - Right. 234 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,458 That's when Gob decided to take the yacht to South America for the summer. 235 00:14:37,570 --> 00:14:40,971 I gotta alert this boat's crew. 236 00:14:42,075 --> 00:14:44,168 They'll be devastated. 237 00:14:45,878 --> 00:14:50,212 Lindsay put on her new outfit and returned to prison. 238 00:14:57,824 --> 00:15:01,783 Back at Lucille's, Michael was still piecing together the accident. 239 00:15:01,894 --> 00:15:04,692 - Hey, Buster. - Hey, brother. 240 00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:09,092 - Dr. Miller? - Yeah. 241 00:15:09,202 --> 00:15:13,662 I just jumped through a plate glass window on a date. 242 00:15:13,773 --> 00:15:15,707 Oh. Well, women love to laugh. 243 00:15:15,808 --> 00:15:20,336 It was worth it to be away from Mom's controlling grasp. 244 00:15:20,446 --> 00:15:24,712 Buster, what's going on? What happened to your head? 245 00:15:24,817 --> 00:15:28,412 Nothing. Gob was just teaching me how to hit it with a hammer. 246 00:15:28,521 --> 00:15:30,989 Gob was there. 247 00:15:31,090 --> 00:15:33,718 Gob was on his scooter. 248 00:15:33,826 --> 00:15:35,726 I think I wanted to hit Gob. 249 00:15:35,828 --> 00:15:40,561 Yes. That is exactly what happened. You wanted to give Gob a scare. 250 00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:42,463 I don't know why. 251 00:15:45,238 --> 00:15:46,899 I think I do. 252 00:15:48,975 --> 00:15:50,943 Thanks, Mom. 253 00:15:54,118 --> 00:15:57,087 George Sr. was once again being visited by his daughter. 254 00:15:57,188 --> 00:15:59,315 That's it. I don't want... You can't... I don't... 255 00:15:59,423 --> 00:16:01,414 Please, you gotta stop coming here. 256 00:16:01,526 --> 00:16:03,460 It is obvious I'm not wearing a bra, right? 257 00:16:03,561 --> 00:16:08,863 I can't take this anymore. I, um... Uh, I'm paying far too big a price for this. 258 00:16:08,966 --> 00:16:12,163 Well, what about me? This is the third time I've come here. 259 00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:16,331 - I haven't even been remotely harassed. - That is not what I'm paying for. 260 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:19,534 Have I lost it? Did I ever even have it? 261 00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:21,771 I'm paying thousands of dollars in Krugerrands. 262 00:16:21,879 --> 00:16:24,109 - What? - Gold. Krugerrands. 263 00:16:24,215 --> 00:16:28,345 Your mother snuck 'em in here stuffed in energy bar wrappers... 264 00:16:28,452 --> 00:16:32,388 to keep me from getting strangled in the shower or worse. 265 00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:35,789 - Stabbed? - In a way. 266 00:16:35,893 --> 00:16:39,021 I used them to pay off the other guys. 267 00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:44,124 To stop them from hollering obscenities at my... my little girl. 268 00:16:44,235 --> 00:16:48,638 But you keep coming back here, honey, and I'm going broke. 269 00:16:50,341 --> 00:16:52,969 That's all I ever wanted from you, Daddy. 270 00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:57,477 For you to spend money on me. 271 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:01,244 No touching! 272 00:17:02,587 --> 00:17:05,215 Gob, I want you to move back on to the yacht. 273 00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:08,451 The yacht? What makes you think I'd want to now? 274 00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:10,493 Well, I know that you've been looking for... 275 00:17:10,595 --> 00:17:11,994 What was that? 276 00:17:12,096 --> 00:17:14,064 I think that was on your end. 277 00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:17,532 The truth is, I can wait on selling the yacht. It's just money, right? 278 00:17:17,635 --> 00:17:20,263 Wow. How hard did you hit that steering wheel? 279 00:17:20,371 --> 00:17:23,499 - I actually hit the back of my head. - The back of your head? 280 00:17:23,608 --> 00:17:27,305 Yeah. Gob, the accident only happened because... 281 00:17:27,411 --> 00:17:29,879 I was trying to scare you. 282 00:17:29,981 --> 00:17:33,041 - Maybe even hurt you. - That doesn't sound like you. 283 00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:35,050 It sounds like Mom. 284 00:17:35,152 --> 00:17:37,882 Can we please just lay off Mom for a change? 285 00:17:37,989 --> 00:17:41,584 She's the one that helped me remember what happened. I'm the bad guy here. Not her. 286 00:17:41,692 --> 00:17:46,561 And definitely not you, so, would you please just take the yacht? 287 00:17:46,664 --> 00:17:49,224 I'll think about it. 288 00:17:51,135 --> 00:17:54,593 South America sounds good. 289 00:17:54,705 --> 00:17:58,004 But a chance to expose Mom? 290 00:17:58,109 --> 00:18:02,409 - Turn this skiff around. - We haven't even left the dock. 291 00:18:04,048 --> 00:18:06,278 But "skiff" is appropriate, right? 292 00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:10,080 Gob rushed to shore to spare his brother... 293 00:18:10,187 --> 00:18:12,314 from what he was certain were his mother's machinations. 294 00:18:12,423 --> 00:18:15,392 - What are you doing? - Hey. Open this door. 295 00:18:15,493 --> 00:18:17,461 - You've been set up. - Michael! 296 00:18:17,561 --> 00:18:20,359 There's no way you were trying to hurt me. You don't hate me. 297 00:18:20,464 --> 00:18:23,058 Mom hates me. You kind of like me. 298 00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:24,794 - Yeah. I kind of like you. - Yeah. 299 00:18:24,902 --> 00:18:27,735 - Michael, I need your help. - Coming. 300 00:18:27,838 --> 00:18:30,773 - Ow! I got hit back there. - Right! 301 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:34,174 On the back of the head, which means that you couldn't have hit the steering wheel. 302 00:18:34,278 --> 00:18:37,247 Mom must have clubbed you with a champagne bottle or something so she could drive. 303 00:18:37,348 --> 00:18:40,010 - Gob, how'd you figure it out? - It's funny you should ask that... 304 00:18:40,117 --> 00:18:42,415 No. He didn't figure anything out. 305 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:45,614 I probably got hit on the back of the head because of Buster's rock. 306 00:18:45,723 --> 00:18:48,692 Hey, big shot! 307 00:18:50,027 --> 00:18:52,154 Which was behind the passenger seat. 308 00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:56,427 Which means that she picked you up and dragged you over to the driver's seat. 309 00:18:56,534 --> 00:18:59,935 Mom can't pick me up. She could barely pick up that bag of protein bars. 310 00:19:01,372 --> 00:19:03,101 Guess what? They weren't protein bars. 311 00:19:03,207 --> 00:19:07,667 They were gold Krugerrands. And Dad finally paid attention to my intellect. 312 00:19:07,778 --> 00:19:09,439 - Open this door! - Gob, this is nuts. 313 00:19:09,547 --> 00:19:12,175 Mother is frail. 314 00:19:12,283 --> 00:19:14,945 - Stop this nonsense this instant! - You set him up, Mom. 315 00:19:15,052 --> 00:19:18,351 I was halfway to South America, but I couldn't let you get away with it... 316 00:19:18,456 --> 00:19:21,914 because we're brothers, Mom, and we kind of like each other. 317 00:19:24,128 --> 00:19:27,564 - You were going to South America? - I don't think so. 318 00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:32,865 Mom, you and I were getting along so well. I was thinking so highly of you. 319 00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:35,564 How could you make me think this was all my fault? 320 00:19:35,673 --> 00:19:37,971 Because if you knew it was my fault, you would've turned against me. 321 00:19:38,075 --> 00:19:42,409 And I had finally gotten you on my side. You were sticking up for me. 322 00:19:42,513 --> 00:19:44,743 l-I don't even remember you ever doing that before. 323 00:19:44,849 --> 00:19:47,545 I just want my children to love me. 324 00:19:47,651 --> 00:19:51,815 Stop lying. Stop manipulating. Just be nicer. 325 00:19:51,922 --> 00:19:53,981 But... 326 00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:03,100 You're right. 327 00:20:08,506 --> 00:20:11,566 I'm a horrible mother. 328 00:20:14,145 --> 00:20:17,876 - No, no, Mom. You're great. - That's crazy talk. 329 00:20:17,982 --> 00:20:20,382 - You're a fantastic mother. - I can't believe what I'm hearing, Mother. 330 00:20:20,484 --> 00:20:22,679 Oh, we do. We really love you. 331 00:20:22,787 --> 00:20:24,755 On the next Arrested Development. 332 00:20:24,855 --> 00:20:28,985 George Michael and Maeby sneak back into Les Cousins Dangereux. 333 00:20:29,093 --> 00:20:31,857 Excuse me. You're too young to be holding that ticket. 334 00:20:31,962 --> 00:20:33,623 - Let's go. - I can't go to jail. 335 00:20:33,731 --> 00:20:36,859 - Let's just watch cartoons. - Sir, we will not be starting with Les Cousins... 336 00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:40,596 - until you leave. - Excuse me, but I thought my A.A.R.P. card... 337 00:20:40,704 --> 00:20:44,162 - was good for one and a guest. - You know what? I knew society would never accept this. 338 00:20:44,275 --> 00:20:49,235 And they never will. - Michael's insurance takes another hit. 339 00:20:52,683 --> 00:20:56,813 Ow! 340 00:20:56,921 --> 00:20:59,617 I was definitely driving that time.