1 00:00:04,641 --> 00:00:08,042 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:08,145 --> 00:00:10,136 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:10,247 --> 00:00:12,238 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:17,755 --> 00:00:19,416 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:21,260 --> 00:00:24,661 Before going to work, Michael decided to have a little fun. 6 00:00:24,764 --> 00:00:28,598 I'm doing a little cost-projection analysis for a mini-mall. 7 00:00:28,701 --> 00:00:31,192 Wow. That's pretty cool you know how to do all that stuff. 8 00:00:31,304 --> 00:00:36,606 Yeah. Well, maybe your old man is just a little bit cooler than you thought he was. 9 00:00:36,709 --> 00:00:41,271 Stupid. Stupid chair. Very stupid chair. 10 00:00:41,381 --> 00:00:45,044 But it's also this stupid model home furniture. 11 00:00:45,151 --> 00:00:48,484 Maybe I oughta get myself one of those nice leather chairs from work. 12 00:00:48,588 --> 00:00:52,649 - People can take chairs home from work? - Well, not everybody. 13 00:00:52,759 --> 00:00:55,227 But I'm the president of the Bluth Company since Dad's in jail. 14 00:00:55,328 --> 00:00:58,126 It's okay if I take a little something from work, you know? 15 00:00:58,231 --> 00:01:01,723 Yeah, but isn't that why Grandpa's in jail, because he took things from work? 16 00:01:01,834 --> 00:01:03,802 You're a good kid, you know that? 17 00:01:03,903 --> 00:01:08,033 I mean, a chair costs money, so it's like stealing, and you always say... 18 00:01:08,141 --> 00:01:09,870 Not stealing. Not. 19 00:01:09,976 --> 00:01:14,538 I'm the one that taught you stealing is bad, all right? 20 00:01:14,647 --> 00:01:17,946 I'm just saying, you know, if I got a leather chair, okay? 21 00:01:18,051 --> 00:01:20,645 And I get to lean back... Oh, this one's gonna go. 22 00:01:22,989 --> 00:01:28,154 Leather chair? So, you're against stealing, but skinning cows is cool with you. 23 00:01:28,261 --> 00:01:32,994 I'm fine, by the way. Frankly, your concern is getting embarrassing. 24 00:01:33,099 --> 00:01:36,068 - Since when are you against leather? - You're not even a vegetarian. 25 00:01:36,169 --> 00:01:38,535 I'm not against the insides. People need meat to survive. 26 00:01:38,638 --> 00:01:41,106 You are aware they don't remove it from the cow surgically, right? 27 00:01:41,207 --> 00:01:45,337 Hi, Michael. 28 00:01:45,445 --> 00:01:49,074 Marta, hi. Hey, it's Marta. 29 00:01:49,182 --> 00:01:52,743 Hey, Marta, everybody. Great to see you. 30 00:01:52,852 --> 00:01:55,912 - I was just looking for Gob. - Well, you're his girlfriend. 31 00:01:56,022 --> 00:01:58,286 Michael wished Marta was his girlfriend. 32 00:01:58,391 --> 00:02:00,689 A secret he had only shared with Lindsay. 33 00:02:00,793 --> 00:02:03,990 Actually, we had a big fight. He thought I was belittling his career... 34 00:02:04,097 --> 00:02:07,624 - but I never would do that. - Neither would I. What career? 35 00:02:07,734 --> 00:02:10,862 - The magic? - Oh, the tricks. The little tricks. 36 00:02:10,970 --> 00:02:14,599 - Those are great. - Well, he didn't like my reaction to his new one. 37 00:02:14,707 --> 00:02:16,698 Real needle. Real apple. 38 00:02:18,411 --> 00:02:20,811 Real neck. 39 00:02:23,316 --> 00:02:27,218 ÉI es zombi! 40 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,811 They're children! How could you do that? 41 00:02:29,922 --> 00:02:33,722 Oh, sure. First you dump all over it, now you wanna know how it's done. 42 00:02:33,826 --> 00:02:36,454 - And I wanted to apologize. - Well, he hasn't been here. 43 00:02:36,562 --> 00:02:40,464 But he said he was staying here. Oh, my God. 44 00:02:40,566 --> 00:02:43,296 - Maybe he's staying with another woman. - No, no, no. No, no. 45 00:02:43,402 --> 00:02:46,701 He is staying here. I just haven't seen him here... 46 00:02:46,806 --> 00:02:48,967 the foyer or the kitchen. 47 00:02:49,075 --> 00:02:52,738 - Well, that's a relief. - Yeah. 48 00:02:52,845 --> 00:02:56,508 - Well, tell him to call me when he gets in. - I sure will, Marta. 49 00:02:56,616 --> 00:02:58,641 - If you remember. - I will remember. 50 00:02:58,751 --> 00:03:01,549 Yeah. I'll give him the message though. Okay. 51 00:03:01,654 --> 00:03:04,020 - She's gone. - Yep. Got it. 52 00:03:04,123 --> 00:03:06,591 - You are too nice. - Oh, come on. What was I supposed to do? 53 00:03:06,692 --> 00:03:10,150 Tell her that Gob is not staying here? Tell her Gob is screwing around on her? 54 00:03:10,263 --> 00:03:13,755 God knows where he is? Actually, that-that sounded okay. 55 00:03:13,866 --> 00:03:15,891 Nah, you'll never be able to do it. You're too good. 56 00:03:16,002 --> 00:03:18,095 - You're the noble one. - Thank you. 57 00:03:18,204 --> 00:03:20,104 - The one who never wins. - l-I don't know about that. 58 00:03:20,206 --> 00:03:22,640 - The loser. The fool. - Hmm? 59 00:03:24,944 --> 00:03:27,777 She is such a hypocrite. Doesn't it drive you nuts? 60 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,872 - Crazy. Wait. Who is? Which part? - My mom. 61 00:03:30,983 --> 00:03:33,451 She pretends to care about all these causes. 62 00:03:33,553 --> 00:03:35,851 Lindsay had always been celebrated... 63 00:03:35,955 --> 00:03:39,891 for her wine and cheese charity fund-raisers. 64 00:03:42,929 --> 00:03:47,889 I mean, now she's anti-leather? Let's see how she feels when her daughter's pro-leather. 65 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,299 Wanna go shopping with me? I bet you could get something cool. 66 00:03:51,404 --> 00:03:54,703 In fact, George Michael had been trying to prove to Maeby... 67 00:03:54,807 --> 00:03:57,935 that he was macho, after an embarrassing brush with her. 68 00:03:58,044 --> 00:04:01,309 Your legs look exactly like mine, and I just shaved mine. 69 00:04:03,015 --> 00:04:04,880 So I'm thinking of getting a motorcycle. 70 00:04:04,984 --> 00:04:08,977 I'm gonna need a leather jacket when I'm on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide. 71 00:04:09,088 --> 00:04:14,549 There's my little girl. I've got great news. Daddy has the entire day off. 72 00:04:14,660 --> 00:04:17,026 But you have every day off. You don't have a job. 73 00:04:17,129 --> 00:04:20,860 Well... I don't need money to hang out with my daughter. Where are you going? 74 00:04:20,967 --> 00:04:23,492 - We're going shopping. - Oh, no, no. I can't do that. 75 00:04:23,603 --> 00:04:27,061 The next day, Michael was stopped on his way to work. 76 00:04:27,173 --> 00:04:28,936 - Get in. - What? 77 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:32,602 If you care about your brother, you'll get in this car. 78 00:04:32,712 --> 00:04:36,375 - Which brother? - Gob. 79 00:04:47,093 --> 00:04:48,993 Let me be clearer. 80 00:04:49,095 --> 00:04:53,191 Tell him Rollo wants him to say good-bye to his legs. 81 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:07,732 - Michael went looking for Gob. - Mom. 82 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:11,470 I'm so glad you're here. I want you to help me break up your brother and his girlfriend. 83 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:14,308 Well, I'm all for that. We've just gotta find him first. 84 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:17,577 - He's locked on the balcony. - Oh. 85 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:20,152 You meant Buster. I thought you were talking about Gob. 86 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:23,086 No. I will not have Buster dating my best friend. 87 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:26,159 Tension had been high between the two Lucilles... 88 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:28,727 since Buster had announced he'd been dating her. 89 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:33,663 Although neither had addressed this, both had given indications of their true feelings. 90 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:37,396 - Mom, you're ruining our fort. - I mean, she's been a family friend for years. 91 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:40,098 It's just... creepy. 92 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:43,608 Hi, buddy. Mom, I think you might be overreacting. 93 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:45,974 She changed him as a baby. 94 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:49,537 Okay. That-That's about the creepiest thing I've ever heard. 95 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:51,776 That's why she didn't look surprised. 96 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:55,616 You're the only child who chose a spouse I liked, and she's the one who had to die. 97 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:58,623 I know. That's rough for you. Mom, I'm looking for Gob. 98 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:02,252 There's some people after him, and I don't know whether it's gambling or what... 99 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,456 but, um, they wanna break his legs. 100 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:07,965 It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. 101 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:11,868 Oh, don't give me that look. 102 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:14,406 I happen to be a more caring mother than most. 103 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:17,533 - Where's my bed? - I put it in storage. 104 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:21,410 I guess you'll just have to decide which Lucille you want to spend your nights with. 105 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:27,146 Okay. Before I leave this place for the last time ever, has anyone seen Gob? 106 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:31,418 I saw him last night at the Playtime Pizza Theater. On my date. 107 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:34,084 Of which I have another one tonight. 108 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:36,560 And I'm going to continue dating, Mom. 109 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:39,461 Sounds a little bit like "dating Mom." 110 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:43,195 - It's starting to feel a little like it. - Hmm. 111 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:46,932 Lucille decided she needed the help of Buster's father. 112 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,804 Unfortunately, after a recent escape attempt... 113 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:53,037 George Sr. had been put in solitary confinement. 114 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:22,867 Michael went to find his brother at his latest gig. 115 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:25,308 - What's up, Mike? - Yeah. What are you doing here? 116 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:28,210 Can't get any work, Mike. Magicians' Alliance has blackballed me... 117 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:30,215 - from every venue in town. - Hmm. 118 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:32,376 Even my own so-called girlfriend doesn't believe in me. 119 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:35,113 Well, I don't wanna get into that part of your life anymore. 120 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:38,190 Okay. Listen, I just came here to tell you that this guy named Rollo... 121 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,225 pulled me over and made some threats. 122 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:42,795 - What kind of threats? - He said to say good-bye to your legs. 123 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:45,888 I don't know whether this guy's a mobster, a loan shark... 124 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,967 - something equally scary. - A magician. 125 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:52,334 I think you're confusing scary with silly. This guy was frightening. He was in a limo. 126 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:56,341 No, he's a magician. He replaced me in the Alliance. 127 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,673 He's the reason I gotta do my act in this hellhole. 128 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:01,246 - Why does he wanna break your legs? - He doesn't wanna break my legs. 129 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:03,748 - He wants to take my legs. - l-I don't... 130 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:07,308 The legs... The bottom half of my saw-the-lady-in-half trick. 131 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,581 No, not now. I'm showing him how to do the trick. 132 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:12,817 Two chicks curl up in a box. We call one the head and one the legs. 133 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:16,418 - So that's how they do it. - God, I gotta stop giving these things away. 134 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:18,292 The top half there, what do you do about that? 135 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:21,026 - I just get a volunteer from the crowd. - Oh, yeah? 136 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,762 The old top half quit when she found out I was sleeping with the legs. 137 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:26,634 I guess word really gets around in there. 138 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:29,937 So Rollo wants your legs, but you're cheating on Marta with those legs. 139 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,443 Would you give me a break, please? The legs are insanely jealous. 140 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:36,641 Is that why you haven't seen Marta for the past few days? This is about your love life. 141 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,275 I can't believe it. Just forget it. I came here to try to help... 142 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:43,982 - Hey, I appreciate your time. - Great. Great. 143 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:46,058 You know what, Gob? 144 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:50,061 Marta is a once-in-a-lifetime woman. She's a treasure. 145 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:52,358 And I don't think you're showing her enough respect, okay? 146 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:54,626 She doesn't respect my career. 147 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,805 Okay. 148 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:02,033 He's having sex with a woman in his act? 149 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:04,633 I gotta tell Marta what's going on. 150 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:08,009 First of all, she'll hate you for it. It's called shoot the messenger. 151 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,582 Secondly, it's not in your nature. I mean, you're like Mr. Morals. 152 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:12,913 - You can't even take a desk chair. - Damn it. 153 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:17,649 l-I'm a saint, you know? I'm a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it. 154 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:20,487 Well, you get a false feeling of superiority. 155 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:23,153 I know. That is nice, but this time, it's not enough. 156 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:27,393 Why do I always have to be the one that has to set the good example for everyone? 157 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:31,300 - Hey, guys. - Oh, that's why. 158 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:35,904 - Hey, Mom. - Hey, honey. 159 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:39,240 Moo? 160 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:42,109 Mmm. Moo, honey. 161 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:46,078 You have to be some sort of she hulk to get this. 162 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:49,314 - You just gotta really dig. - Well, it's not... enjoy... 163 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:53,119 Oh, Maeby, great news. I got my hands on some money. 164 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:57,128 I can't say how or when... or where my wedding ring is... 165 00:09:57,230 --> 00:10:01,667 but, my purse overfloweth as do my high spirits... 166 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:05,226 - so a-shopping we must go. - Dad, we already went. 167 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:08,933 That's why we're wearing all this leather. I'm really into leather. 168 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:12,944 - Tell Mom. - Yes. 169 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:17,915 - If you ever need to borrow any money or anything... - No. Thank you, no. 170 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:21,453 So Tobias chose to pursue a common interest with his daughter. 171 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:26,184 - May I help you? - I hope so. Um, I'm looking for something that says... 172 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:30,285 - "Dad likes leather." - Something that says, "leather daddy"? 173 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:32,421 Oh, is there such a thing? 174 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:35,000 Later that day, Michael got a surprise visit. 175 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:37,069 - Marta. What are you doing here? - I was looking for Gob. 176 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:40,469 - He said he was working here today. - Oh, yes? Please. 177 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:44,805 He said that, huh? Said that he's working, huh? Wow. Here? 178 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:48,506 What else did he say? Did he tell you I gave him your message? 179 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:51,345 - Not that I'm the messenger, you know? - He told me. 180 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:54,477 I don't know what you said to him, but it really turned him around. 181 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:58,580 - He said I was a treasure. - She's a treasure. 182 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:02,320 And a once-in-a-lifetime woman. - Mm-hmm. 183 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:06,762 Listen, Marta, Gob is... 184 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,635 - a poet. - Mm. 185 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:14,866 He's touched. I'm gonna tell him that you stopped by... 186 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:18,102 - and, uh, you have a nice day. - Thank you. 187 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,544 You're such a good brother. Always trying to help him. 188 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:25,812 - He showed me the watch you gave him. - The watch? 189 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:28,217 I appreciate your time. 190 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:31,950 And so, for the first time, Michael set a plan in motion... 191 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:34,185 to take something that didn't belong to him. 192 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:38,993 You know, I was thinking, I'd like to help you guys out one more time. 193 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:42,727 You know what you should do? You should surprise Gob onstage. 194 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:45,497 - I know that he's looking for a new assistant. - Really? 195 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,129 - Mm-hmm. - Could you help me with that? 196 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:51,677 - Yes. - You really are a good guy, Michael. 197 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:56,806 Well, you can't change who you are. 198 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:10,486 Michael went to the popular magic parlor... 199 00:12:10,486 --> 00:12:12,249 Michael went to the popular magic parlor... 200 00:12:12,354 --> 00:12:15,482 the Gothic Castle, to ask a favor of Rollo. 201 00:12:15,591 --> 00:12:20,995 I was wondering if, uh... if you would give my brother a show? 202 00:12:21,096 --> 00:12:25,157 One more chance to get back in with the Alliance. That's all I ask. 203 00:12:25,267 --> 00:12:27,531 And-And you will get your legs back. 204 00:12:27,636 --> 00:12:30,002 How? 205 00:12:30,105 --> 00:12:33,040 You're asking me to reveal my trick? 206 00:12:33,142 --> 00:12:35,508 So Michael went to give his brother the good news. 207 00:12:35,611 --> 00:12:39,012 - Really, tomorrow night? - Yeah. You just gotta make sure you do the sawing in half trick. 208 00:12:39,114 --> 00:12:41,241 - I don't even have a top half. - Don't worry about that. 209 00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:44,717 I got someone I want you to use. She's perfect. A great girl. You're doing me a favor. 210 00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:48,756 - Has she got big cans? - I'll see ya there, Gob. 211 00:12:48,857 --> 00:12:51,052 - You're a good brother. - You're a horrible brother, Michael. 212 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,287 Pretty good, huh? 213 00:12:53,395 --> 00:12:56,057 You're gonna put Marta onstage with the legs? 214 00:12:56,165 --> 00:12:59,134 It's gonna blow up. Legs get upset. Marta gets upset. 215 00:12:59,234 --> 00:13:01,702 Marta leaves Gob, and I don't get shot. 216 00:13:01,804 --> 00:13:03,931 You'll never be able to pull the trigger on this. 217 00:13:04,039 --> 00:13:06,872 - You can't escape it, Michael. You're the good guy. - Call me what you want. 218 00:13:06,975 --> 00:13:11,708 - An impotent man-boy? - But it is done. The plan is in motion. 219 00:13:11,814 --> 00:13:16,979 - This just isn't you. - It's me now. It's the me that can recline. 220 00:13:17,085 --> 00:13:20,384 - Did that hurt? - No. 221 00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:24,118 This stuff's kind of hot, isn't it? 222 00:13:24,226 --> 00:13:27,354 - I hadn't noticed. - Hey, gang. 223 00:13:27,463 --> 00:13:31,092 Mind if squeeze in here for a moment? Oh! 224 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,169 Look at us. Who'd wanna mess with any of us, huh? 225 00:13:36,705 --> 00:13:39,333 - Excuse me. - Yes. Oop. 226 00:13:41,743 --> 00:13:45,372 - Did you get a job or something? - No. No, I didn't. 227 00:13:45,481 --> 00:13:49,747 Unless you consider "World's Coolest Daddy" a job. 228 00:13:49,852 --> 00:13:53,515 If l... 229 00:13:53,622 --> 00:13:58,116 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, buddy. You're still wearing that jacket, huh? 230 00:13:58,227 --> 00:14:00,752 - Yeah. I was just going for a new look. - Yeah? 231 00:14:00,863 --> 00:14:03,024 Trying to introduce some edge to the whole palette. 232 00:14:03,131 --> 00:14:05,793 - Hmm. Kind of liked you the way you were. - You did? 233 00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:07,994 Yeah. I mean, we can't really change who we are anyway, right? 234 00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:11,664 Wish you'd told me that before I threw away my Windbreaker. 235 00:14:11,773 --> 00:14:15,971 - Oh, you bought a chair. - Uh, no, actually, I borrowed it. Like we talked about. 236 00:14:16,078 --> 00:14:20,037 Well, I thought we decided that was like stealing. 237 00:14:20,148 --> 00:14:22,343 Is that where we landed on that? 238 00:14:22,451 --> 00:14:24,180 As Michael was becoming more selfish... 239 00:14:24,286 --> 00:14:27,414 his father was choosing a more pious path. 240 00:14:30,325 --> 00:14:34,557 Which made Buster and Lucille's visit go much differently than planned. 241 00:14:34,663 --> 00:14:36,528 Why is there a piece of shoe on your head? 242 00:14:36,632 --> 00:14:40,591 This is a... Well, it's a reminder that the divine presence... 243 00:14:40,702 --> 00:14:42,567 is always above me. 244 00:14:42,671 --> 00:14:47,631 Well, more importantly, Buster's been humping the widow Austero. 245 00:14:47,743 --> 00:14:49,608 - Mom. - Is that true? 246 00:14:49,711 --> 00:14:52,373 No. We're taking it slow. 247 00:14:52,481 --> 00:14:55,848 He stays there sometimes until 7:00, 8:00 at night. 248 00:14:55,951 --> 00:15:00,479 Peanut brittle on his breath. Is she the one who's going to take him to the dentist? 249 00:15:00,589 --> 00:15:03,023 She already has. 250 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,835 - What? - "May you live. May you be well. I give you my blessing." 251 00:15:13,936 --> 00:15:17,064 - Wow! Really? - Are you out of your mind? 252 00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:19,936 - Just follow the heart that God gave you, hmm? - No touching. 253 00:15:20,042 --> 00:15:24,172 No... 254 00:15:28,784 --> 00:15:31,582 Can you get me some of that peanut brittle? 255 00:15:31,687 --> 00:15:35,783 On the night of the show, the family arrived at the Gothic Castle... 256 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:39,691 and in the green room, Michael was preparing Marta for the trick. 257 00:15:39,795 --> 00:15:44,391 At the bottom of the box. And you two guys are free to talk. 258 00:15:44,499 --> 00:15:46,262 Okay. Gob, Gob, Gob. 259 00:15:46,368 --> 00:15:48,302 What is going on? Where's the top half? 260 00:15:48,403 --> 00:15:53,306 I have to teach her this trick. She's gotta fold her knees. 261 00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:56,707 It's a fantastic trick. I don't want you to worry though. I've already told her. 262 00:15:56,812 --> 00:15:58,973 Now where are the legs? Are they running late? 263 00:15:59,081 --> 00:16:02,312 - So is everyone here? - I think so. I haven't seen Tobias. 264 00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:05,545 In fact, Tobias had intended to come... 265 00:16:05,654 --> 00:16:08,885 but had a slight miscommunication with his cabdriver. 266 00:16:08,991 --> 00:16:11,459 - Where to, mate? - The Gothic Castle. 267 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:15,155 - Gothic Asshole? - That's what I said. 268 00:16:15,263 --> 00:16:18,061 And ended up in the wrong location. 269 00:16:20,402 --> 00:16:23,565 Oh, I am glad I didn't go with that outfit. 270 00:16:23,672 --> 00:16:26,766 Yes, hello. I am looking for the magic. 271 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:29,435 Danke schön. 272 00:16:32,714 --> 00:16:35,512 Oh. Hello, Lucille. 273 00:16:35,617 --> 00:16:38,745 Hello, Lucille. Having a good time with my son? 274 00:16:38,854 --> 00:16:43,484 - Actually, we're having a wonderful time. - You know, he's damaged goods. 275 00:16:43,592 --> 00:16:46,117 - He was born with a hole in his heart. - Now listen to me, Lucille. 276 00:16:46,228 --> 00:16:49,789 - I'm gonna fill that hole, 'cause we're in love. - Oh, please. 277 00:16:49,898 --> 00:16:51,695 You're no more in love with him than I am. 278 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:55,463 Okay. We're all saying some things we're going to regret. 279 00:16:55,604 --> 00:16:58,095 Meanwhile, Gob was almost ready to begin his show. 280 00:16:58,206 --> 00:17:01,175 Okay. It's magic time. 281 00:17:01,276 --> 00:17:03,676 - Hey, good luck out there now. - Listen, I got you something... 282 00:17:03,779 --> 00:17:07,738 for being such a good guy... not that it's a surprise, you always are. 283 00:17:07,849 --> 00:17:10,283 Oh, well, uh... 284 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,811 - My watch. - I want you to have it. 285 00:17:14,923 --> 00:17:17,721 Well, you've stolen so many things from me over the years. 286 00:17:17,826 --> 00:17:20,454 This is the first time you've ever given something back. 287 00:17:20,562 --> 00:17:24,555 I wanna try to be a better brother, like you are to me. 288 00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:26,964 We're ready for you. 289 00:17:28,837 --> 00:17:30,202 Gob... 290 00:17:30,305 --> 00:17:33,797 have a good show out there. 291 00:17:33,909 --> 00:17:38,471 Ladies and gentlemen, a magician named Gob. 292 00:17:57,265 --> 00:17:59,893 - Dad? - Hey, George Michael. 293 00:18:00,001 --> 00:18:03,869 - Where's the leather jacket? - It's like you said... you can't change who you are. 294 00:18:03,972 --> 00:18:07,601 So what? So I don't have any hair on my arms or legs. So what? 295 00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:09,677 You know, a leather jacket's not gonna change that. 296 00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:12,440 You know, I was trying to act like a tough guy, and it's wrong. 297 00:18:12,547 --> 00:18:16,677 - I'm just a boring, old nice guy like you. - I'm not that nice. 298 00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:19,253 Dad, if this is about the chair... I've been thinking. 299 00:18:19,354 --> 00:18:22,448 You deserve it. You know, it's not like you'd ever steal something big. 300 00:18:22,557 --> 00:18:26,015 Michael was having second thoughts about his plan. 301 00:18:26,128 --> 00:18:28,187 But then he got some unexpected help. 302 00:18:28,296 --> 00:18:31,697 Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt. You'd better tell Gob, the legs aren't coming. 303 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,928 - Oh, my God. - I can't believe the legs would screw him like this. 304 00:18:35,036 --> 00:18:38,904 This is his one last chance. They'll never let him in the Alliance again. 305 00:18:39,007 --> 00:18:42,909 You have to do something. This is so important to me and Gob. 306 00:18:44,946 --> 00:18:48,575 Where am I gonna get a pair of beautiful women's legs on such short notice? 307 00:18:50,485 --> 00:18:52,851 So, the trick went forward as planned. 308 00:18:52,954 --> 00:18:57,550 And now, my, hopefully, lovely assistant will join me. 309 00:19:15,343 --> 00:19:18,312 Wiggle those sexy gams, lady. 310 00:19:18,413 --> 00:19:21,007 I'm okay with myself. I'm okay with myself. 311 00:19:28,557 --> 00:19:31,355 Mom, did you see it? I'm back in. 312 00:19:31,459 --> 00:19:34,758 I've got the career back. 313 00:19:34,863 --> 00:19:37,764 - Thank you for coming. - And when Lucille noticed... 314 00:19:37,866 --> 00:19:43,498 how happy Marta had made Gob, she realized how important love was to her children. 315 00:19:45,407 --> 00:19:47,637 - Mom. - Hello, Buster. 316 00:19:47,742 --> 00:19:50,609 If you're still mad, I don't care. I'm in love. 317 00:19:50,712 --> 00:19:54,045 I actually came to ask Lucille something. 318 00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:56,208 - What? - I was wondering... 319 00:19:56,318 --> 00:19:59,151 if you'd like to play bridge with me next week? 320 00:20:02,557 --> 00:20:05,720 I'd absolutely adore it. Oh, Lucille. 321 00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:08,125 Oh, God. Look at us, Buster. 322 00:20:08,230 --> 00:20:11,825 We're back together again. Lucille and Lucille. 323 00:20:11,933 --> 00:20:15,232 You guys are friends again. You can play bridge together. 324 00:20:17,906 --> 00:20:21,967 Could you just... just separate? 325 00:20:22,077 --> 00:20:26,810 Michael watched as the brother he swore to stop helping... 326 00:20:26,915 --> 00:20:29,884 enjoyed the girlfriend he helped him reunite with. 327 00:20:32,587 --> 00:20:37,388 And so he returned to work, accepting the fact that he was a good guy. 328 00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:40,919 But not as good as everyone thought. 329 00:20:46,134 --> 00:20:48,034 This really worked better with the chair. 330 00:20:49,471 --> 00:20:51,234 On the next Arrested Development. 331 00:20:51,339 --> 00:20:53,899 The Alliance decides to let Gob back in. 332 00:20:54,009 --> 00:20:57,501 Tell me, how'd you get two Alliance-approved assistants with such short notice? 333 00:20:57,612 --> 00:21:01,673 That was just my girlfriend and my nephew. 334 00:21:01,783 --> 00:21:04,013 Well, you're out. 335 00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:07,577 - And Tobias gets some good news. - I got a gig.