1 00:00:01,674 --> 00:00:05,132 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,245 --> 00:00:07,645 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,747 --> 00:00:09,806 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,221 --> 00:00:17,121 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:21,234 --> 00:00:24,635 Michael Bluth was talking to his son about his latest test. 6 00:00:24,738 --> 00:00:26,797 - A-minus, huh? - Proud of me? 7 00:00:26,907 --> 00:00:30,104 Very proud... minus. 8 00:00:30,210 --> 00:00:33,407 Better go hit the books again. Get up there. 9 00:00:33,513 --> 00:00:37,643 C-minus. "C" M-l-N-E-S. 10 00:00:37,751 --> 00:00:40,413 - Did you even study? - No, I didn't. 11 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:43,717 Wow. How impressive is that? 12 00:00:43,824 --> 00:00:47,385 The bar for the refrigerator has been lowered, huh? 13 00:00:47,494 --> 00:00:49,394 Oh, grades are meaningless. 14 00:00:49,496 --> 00:00:51,555 Maeby's last school didn't even have them. 15 00:00:51,665 --> 00:00:53,360 Back in Boston... 16 00:00:53,467 --> 00:00:55,458 Maeby's parents had enrolled her in a progressive school... 17 00:00:55,569 --> 00:00:58,299 with its own system of evaluation. 18 00:00:58,405 --> 00:01:00,999 All I'm saying is that you might want to push her a little bit. 19 00:01:01,107 --> 00:01:03,940 A kid without discipline can get into some pretty tough stuff. 20 00:01:04,044 --> 00:01:06,842 You think she's gonna suddenly turn to drugs 'cause she got a C-plus? 21 00:01:06,947 --> 00:01:10,610 Minus. And, yes, I think that, without boundaries, a kid can get into trouble. 22 00:01:10,717 --> 00:01:12,617 Yeah, sometimes that could mean drugs. 23 00:01:12,719 --> 00:01:14,812 I think stress is what leads to trouble... 24 00:01:14,921 --> 00:01:17,856 the kind you put on George Michael, even when he gets an "A." 25 00:01:17,958 --> 00:01:21,291 Minus. An "A" gets him ice cream. He knows that. 26 00:01:21,394 --> 00:01:24,192 You're as bad as Dad with his ridiculous lessons. 27 00:01:24,297 --> 00:01:27,323 George Sr. had used his considerable means... 28 00:01:27,434 --> 00:01:29,595 to stage intricate scenarios... 29 00:01:29,703 --> 00:01:32,604 to teach his children what he considered valuable life lessons. 30 00:01:32,706 --> 00:01:34,674 - I need help. - I'll get my gear. 31 00:01:34,774 --> 00:01:39,336 Typically, these scenarios would involve a man named J. Walter Weatherman... 32 00:01:39,446 --> 00:01:41,380 a one-time employee who lost his arm... 33 00:01:41,481 --> 00:01:44,609 in a Bluth Company construction accident. 34 00:01:44,718 --> 00:01:47,152 - Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? - We're out of milk. 35 00:01:47,254 --> 00:01:50,519 I could have got it earlier if someone would have left a note. 36 00:01:50,624 --> 00:01:53,286 Oh. 37 00:01:56,596 --> 00:01:59,030 Why? If someone had left a note... 38 00:01:59,132 --> 00:02:01,623 this-this innocent man would still have his arm. 39 00:02:01,735 --> 00:02:04,795 Why? 40 00:02:04,905 --> 00:02:08,864 And that's why you always leave a note. 41 00:02:08,975 --> 00:02:13,309 Those lessons worked, didn't they? We still leave notes to this day. 42 00:02:13,413 --> 00:02:15,381 Oh, that's what that was about. 43 00:02:15,482 --> 00:02:17,814 I thought he was trying to get us off dairy. 44 00:02:17,918 --> 00:02:20,887 - I need a favor. - What happened to, "Hello. I need a favor"? 45 00:02:20,987 --> 00:02:23,649 I owe Hot Cops 500 bucks. 46 00:02:23,757 --> 00:02:26,692 - "Hot Cops"? - It's the stripping agency I used to work for. 47 00:02:26,793 --> 00:02:28,658 - Cop uniform. - Right. 48 00:02:28,762 --> 00:02:30,821 I might have been just a little too believable. 49 00:02:34,801 --> 00:02:38,168 Police! Open up! 50 00:02:46,346 --> 00:02:48,576 Anyway, they're claiming that I never delivered on the gig. 51 00:02:48,682 --> 00:02:52,015 - I'm not an A.T.M. - I keep forgetting how hilarious you are. 52 00:02:52,118 --> 00:02:54,678 - Shh, shh, shh! You're making it worse. - Am I? 53 00:02:54,788 --> 00:02:58,280 I'm gonna give you the cash, but, in return, I get to ask you for a favor sometime. 54 00:02:58,391 --> 00:03:02,691 My gut is telling me "No," but my gut is also very hungry. 55 00:03:02,796 --> 00:03:05,458 All right. I'll do it. 56 00:03:05,565 --> 00:03:08,261 Michael then left for his mother's apartment... 57 00:03:08,368 --> 00:03:11,599 where she greeted him with some not-so-surprising news. 58 00:03:11,705 --> 00:03:14,367 - I need a favor. - We ought to put that on our family crest. 59 00:03:14,474 --> 00:03:17,068 - Oh, Michael... - Spare me. 60 00:03:17,177 --> 00:03:21,341 The S.E.C. is making me inventory everything I own. 61 00:03:21,448 --> 00:03:24,474 They want me to prove no new purchases have been made with company money. 62 00:03:24,584 --> 00:03:27,917 - And there haven't been, right? - Not after we doctor all these receipts. 63 00:03:28,021 --> 00:03:29,921 I can't help you, Mom. I've got a job. 64 00:03:30,023 --> 00:03:32,389 I gotta make some money so you can buy more things and destroy the evidence. 65 00:03:32,492 --> 00:03:35,552 You're right. I'll ask Lindsay. 66 00:03:37,597 --> 00:03:39,326 - Hey, Buster. - Hey, Brother. 67 00:03:39,432 --> 00:03:43,061 - You headed over to your girlfriend's? - Yeah. She's down again. 68 00:03:43,169 --> 00:03:48,004 Buster's girlfriend, Lucille Austero, suffers from chronic vertigo... 69 00:03:48,108 --> 00:03:51,600 which she has been trying to fight without the use of medication. 70 00:03:51,711 --> 00:03:55,078 Her nausea's gotten really bad. It's really been difficult on us. 71 00:03:55,181 --> 00:03:57,149 It's definitely taking its toll. 72 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:59,980 You know you're free to go. It's not like you made a commitment to this woman. 73 00:04:00,086 --> 00:04:02,611 Well, I didn't make a "commitment." 74 00:04:02,722 --> 00:04:05,748 - I did refer to it as our nausea. - Mm. 75 00:04:05,859 --> 00:04:10,523 But you know, that's when we were goin' at it really hot and heavy. 76 00:04:10,630 --> 00:04:12,598 Well, now it's my nausea. 77 00:04:12,699 --> 00:04:12,966 Later, Lucille stopped by the model home... 78 00:04:12,966 --> 00:04:15,298 Later, Lucille stopped by the model home... 79 00:04:15,402 --> 00:04:18,462 to enlist her daughter's help cataloging her valuables. 80 00:04:18,571 --> 00:04:20,198 - I can't. - Why not? 81 00:04:20,306 --> 00:04:23,798 Because I'm... Don't want to. 82 00:04:23,910 --> 00:04:25,935 Maybe I don't feel like being criticized around-the-clock. 83 00:04:26,046 --> 00:04:30,039 I don't criticize you. And if you're worried about criticism... 84 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:34,280 sometimes a diet is the best defense. 85 00:04:34,387 --> 00:04:36,355 - Oh, hey, Gangy. - Hi. 86 00:04:36,456 --> 00:04:40,688 - D-plus. Sign this. - This is a D-minus. 87 00:04:40,794 --> 00:04:44,161 - Either way, it's above a "D," right? - Another world-beater. 88 00:04:44,264 --> 00:04:49,031 And Lindsay realized she needed to take a firmer hand with her daughter. 89 00:04:49,135 --> 00:04:51,626 - I'm not signing this. - Fine. I will. 90 00:04:52,939 --> 00:04:54,839 Is "Lindsay" with an "A" or an "E"? 91 00:04:54,941 --> 00:04:59,605 Okay, I know you got a "crocodile" in spelling, but this has gone too far. 92 00:04:59,713 --> 00:05:01,738 I hate to say it, but Michael might be right. 93 00:05:01,848 --> 00:05:03,816 You need to learn a little discipline. 94 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:06,215 Hmm. Nope, that doesn't feel right. 95 00:05:06,319 --> 00:05:09,220 No, no, no. I'm telling you. 96 00:05:09,322 --> 00:05:12,155 You are now punished. I punish thee. 97 00:05:12,258 --> 00:05:13,953 Are you serious? 98 00:05:14,060 --> 00:05:16,221 What could you possibly come up with that would punish me? 99 00:05:16,329 --> 00:05:18,229 Oh, I have to come up with another thing? 100 00:05:18,331 --> 00:05:23,826 Oh, Lindsay, before I go, I just have one word for you. 101 00:05:23,937 --> 00:05:26,531 "Sleeves." 102 00:05:26,639 --> 00:05:30,006 You're going to spend the day working for your grandmother. 103 00:05:31,711 --> 00:05:34,680 No. No, that's not the answer, because you... 104 00:05:34,781 --> 00:05:37,682 What? No! You stupidjerk! Why don't... 105 00:05:37,784 --> 00:05:40,685 Dumb. Dumb. Dumb, George Michael. 106 00:05:40,787 --> 00:05:42,755 - Dumb, dumb. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 107 00:05:42,856 --> 00:05:45,552 Calm down, you two. It's just a math problem. 108 00:05:45,658 --> 00:05:47,888 If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job... 109 00:05:47,994 --> 00:05:50,861 and a happy life full of hard work, like you always say. 110 00:05:50,964 --> 00:05:54,866 Maybe I'm pushing you too hard. 111 00:05:54,968 --> 00:05:57,061 You're all stressed-out. Your eyes are all red. 112 00:05:57,170 --> 00:05:59,536 Why don't you take the night off. just shut the book. 113 00:05:59,639 --> 00:06:03,541 Go ahead. just close the book. 114 00:06:05,678 --> 00:06:08,078 Go ahead. 115 00:06:10,083 --> 00:06:12,210 Your finger is still in the book. 116 00:06:14,387 --> 00:06:16,150 George Michael. 117 00:06:24,931 --> 00:06:28,196 Buster, meanwhile, was still worried about Lucille 2... 118 00:06:28,301 --> 00:06:30,201 whose condition seemed to be worsening. 119 00:06:30,303 --> 00:06:32,828 You okay? How's your nausea? 120 00:06:32,939 --> 00:06:34,839 "Our." 121 00:06:34,941 --> 00:06:38,172 I mean, our... our nausea. 122 00:06:38,278 --> 00:06:40,940 He remembered a study he took part in... 123 00:06:41,047 --> 00:06:45,279 on medical marijuana and its effects on nausea. 124 00:06:45,385 --> 00:06:50,448 The subject took the drug in the form of a T.H.C. pill. 125 00:06:50,557 --> 00:06:53,321 Nausea was then induced with a day at the carnival... 126 00:06:53,426 --> 00:06:57,760 which is what attracted Buster to the experiment in the first place. 127 00:06:57,864 --> 00:06:59,991 Buster was found two days later... 128 00:07:00,099 --> 00:07:03,591 trying to eat his way through this enormous plaster donut. 129 00:07:03,703 --> 00:07:08,640 So Buster went to the toughest, most streetwise kid he knew. 130 00:07:08,741 --> 00:07:12,302 - Tell your friends. - Hey, Nephew. I was looking for you at your home. 131 00:07:12,412 --> 00:07:15,438 - Dad told me to take the day off, so I decided to come into work. - Oh. 132 00:07:15,548 --> 00:07:18,949 I thought maybe you could help me get some weed. 133 00:07:19,052 --> 00:07:22,112 It's not for me. It's for Lucille 2, my girlfriend. 134 00:07:22,222 --> 00:07:25,851 She's your girlfriend? Dad said you were her nurse. 135 00:07:25,959 --> 00:07:27,927 Look, she's sick. This could help her. 136 00:07:28,027 --> 00:07:29,927 Pillform would actually be fantastic. 137 00:07:30,029 --> 00:07:32,122 I could put it on a tea biscuit, tell her it's a marshmallow. 138 00:07:32,232 --> 00:07:35,463 I have no idea where to get something like that. What makes you think I would? 139 00:07:35,568 --> 00:07:38,503 You work here. This place is pot central, right? 140 00:07:38,605 --> 00:07:40,766 In the '70s, the boardwalk was the place... 141 00:07:40,874 --> 00:07:43,707 to buy marijuana in Newport Beach. 142 00:07:43,810 --> 00:07:45,869 The stand served as a convenient meeting place... 143 00:07:45,979 --> 00:07:50,245 because of the banana's resemblance to a yellow marijuana cigarette. 144 00:07:50,350 --> 00:07:54,719 - It had even inspired a song. - ? Big yellowjoint The big yellowjoint? 145 00:07:57,991 --> 00:08:01,358 I'm sorry. I can't help you. Why don't you just ask Uncle Gob? 146 00:08:01,461 --> 00:08:04,191 Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? 147 00:08:04,297 --> 00:08:07,289 No. No. He'd never do it. 148 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:10,062 Besides, he always makes fun of me for dating Lucille. 149 00:08:10,169 --> 00:08:12,160 - Everybody does. - That's horrible. 150 00:08:12,272 --> 00:08:15,503 You could tell Gob for me, but you can't tell him it's for me. 151 00:08:15,608 --> 00:08:17,235 - You can't tell anybody. - I'm working. - George Michael. 152 00:08:17,343 --> 00:08:21,074 What are you doing here? I thought I told you to take the day off. 153 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:24,013 - There's nothing to do. Maeby's at Gangy's. - Find something to do. 154 00:08:24,117 --> 00:08:26,176 Go make mistakes, get in trouble... be young. 155 00:08:26,286 --> 00:08:29,016 Yes! I totally agree. Make a mistake. 156 00:08:29,122 --> 00:08:32,057 Here. Here's 20 bucks. I want you to close up shop and go crazy. 157 00:08:32,158 --> 00:08:34,058 Go find yourself something to buy that you don't need. 158 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:37,926 Absolutely. Here. Take 225 from me. 159 00:08:46,703 --> 00:08:50,070 Maeby was working with her grandmother. 160 00:08:50,173 --> 00:08:55,133 And this is from when your Pop-Pop yelled out, "Oh, Melanie..." 161 00:08:55,245 --> 00:08:57,736 when he was making love to Gangy. 162 00:08:57,847 --> 00:09:00,907 This is so much fun. I can't believe my mom thought being here would be a punishment. 163 00:09:01,017 --> 00:09:04,680 Oh, she thinks I'm too critical. That's another fault of hers. 164 00:09:04,787 --> 00:09:06,687 Ah, yes. 165 00:09:06,789 --> 00:09:09,622 The week we had the au pair. 166 00:09:09,726 --> 00:09:11,819 You know, your mother always wanted this brooch. 167 00:09:11,928 --> 00:09:14,590 - Really? - Do you want it? 168 00:09:14,697 --> 00:09:18,758 I do now. That'll show her for trying to punish me. 169 00:09:18,868 --> 00:09:22,770 Oh. Pretty. It'll distract from the freckles. 170 00:09:28,511 --> 00:09:30,809 George Michael nervously approached the family yacht... 171 00:09:30,913 --> 00:09:33,541 Gob had been staying on. 172 00:09:33,650 --> 00:09:35,709 - Uncle Gob? - When he saw the yacht was empty... 173 00:09:35,818 --> 00:09:40,482 George Michael... as he'd been trained to do since childhood... left a note. 174 00:09:41,691 --> 00:09:43,386 Back at the model home... 175 00:09:43,493 --> 00:09:46,394 Gob showed Michael the note he'd found at the dock. 176 00:09:46,496 --> 00:09:50,660 - No. This can't be from my son. - It is his handwriting. 177 00:09:50,767 --> 00:09:53,600 Plus he left me $200. 178 00:09:53,703 --> 00:09:55,830 $100. 179 00:09:55,938 --> 00:09:58,668 100. I accidentally said 200. I don't know... 180 00:09:58,775 --> 00:10:02,472 - This is impossible. Why would he do this? - I know. I was shocked. 181 00:10:02,578 --> 00:10:06,412 Really, a hundred dollars. You can't get good weed for a hundred bucks. 182 00:10:06,516 --> 00:10:08,507 Anyway, here you go. 183 00:10:08,618 --> 00:10:12,349 Now we are even on you paying off that Hot Cops thing. 184 00:10:12,455 --> 00:10:16,824 - Might just be a few stems... - Get that out of this house. What's the matter with you? 185 00:10:16,926 --> 00:10:18,917 Maybe you should save the lectures for your son... 186 00:10:19,028 --> 00:10:20,996 if he can remember them. 187 00:10:21,097 --> 00:10:23,827 I speak to Lindsay one time about her hippie parenting, and I end up with a hippie. 188 00:10:23,933 --> 00:10:27,164 - It does seem pretty quick. - For all I know, this has been goin' on forever. 189 00:10:27,270 --> 00:10:31,331 He's been stressed, his eyes have been red, his grades are dropping. 190 00:10:31,441 --> 00:10:35,275 - Heard about the A-minus. - I'm gonna go find out what's going on. 191 00:10:35,378 --> 00:10:37,938 - Hey, what you doin'? - Nothing. 192 00:10:38,047 --> 00:10:42,484 No? So, listen, your, uh, your Uncle Gob... 193 00:10:42,585 --> 00:10:45,986 seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. 194 00:10:46,089 --> 00:10:48,523 - Was that you? - No, no. 195 00:10:48,624 --> 00:10:52,253 Maybe it was the other George Michael... the singer-songwriter. 196 00:10:52,362 --> 00:10:54,262 - Yeah, that makes sense. - Yeah. 197 00:10:54,364 --> 00:10:57,299 What'd you do with the, um... 198 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,925 with the money Buster and I gave you to go have fun with? 199 00:11:00,036 --> 00:11:02,596 I put that in my savings account. 200 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:05,196 - Is that right? - Yeah. Save up. 201 00:11:05,308 --> 00:11:09,870 - Okay. Thanks for being honest. - Yeah. 202 00:11:09,979 --> 00:11:12,140 He's lying to me. Can you believe that? 203 00:11:12,248 --> 00:11:14,216 Where the hell is this family's morality? 204 00:11:15,985 --> 00:11:17,885 I don't know. 205 00:11:17,987 --> 00:11:20,888 - What... - It's cold out here. 206 00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:23,356 What do I do now? If I confront him, he's gonna lie to me again. 207 00:11:23,459 --> 00:11:28,089 - Should I yell at him? - Didn't Dad teach us that we don't yell in this family? 208 00:11:28,197 --> 00:11:31,963 Tell me before you hit the gas. 209 00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:33,968 I can't hear you! 210 00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:35,901 The kids are yelling. 211 00:11:36,005 --> 00:11:39,441 Tell me before you hit the gas. 212 00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:44,104 I guess you're saying, "Hit the gas." 213 00:11:44,213 --> 00:11:45,771 Don't! Wait! No! 214 00:11:51,854 --> 00:11:57,190 That's why you don't yell. 215 00:11:57,293 --> 00:11:59,761 Yeah, yelling's not a good way to go. 216 00:11:59,862 --> 00:12:01,830 I got a better idea. 217 00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:04,161 You wanna teach George Michael a lesson? 218 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:08,031 Yes, I do, and it's gotta stick. He's getting into drugs, Dad, and he's lying to me. 219 00:12:08,137 --> 00:12:10,162 That doesn't sound like the boy. 220 00:12:10,273 --> 00:12:12,173 It's my fault. I've been pushing him too hard. 221 00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:14,175 - It's just... Dumb, dumb. Dumb, Michael. - Hey, hey. 222 00:12:14,277 --> 00:12:15,972 - Dumb. - Shh, shh, shh. I forgive you. 223 00:12:16,078 --> 00:12:19,605 I don't want your forgiveness. I want the guy with the one arm and the fake blood. 224 00:12:19,715 --> 00:12:22,445 - J. Walter Weatherman... how do I get ahold of him? - He's, uh, dead. 225 00:12:22,552 --> 00:12:25,646 You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioner running. 226 00:12:25,755 --> 00:12:29,452 For God's sake. He's not dead. I need to do this soon, tonight. 227 00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:32,323 Down by the docks... I'm gonna make it like a drug deal went bad. 228 00:12:32,428 --> 00:12:36,956 Tonight? No. It's Yontif. It's the first night of Yom Kippur. 229 00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:39,557 Dad, that's just... That's one night, and it's back in September. 230 00:12:39,669 --> 00:12:41,569 That's okay. You've only been a Jew about two days. 231 00:12:41,671 --> 00:12:45,129 - Just try to talk to him. - Like you talked to me when I was growing up? 232 00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:48,369 - I thought you hated those lessons. - I did, but they worked. 233 00:12:48,478 --> 00:12:52,414 - And they will work again. - Well, I'm done with them, because it was wrong, Michael. 234 00:12:52,515 --> 00:12:55,040 - Come on. - Your son is a timid, thoughtful boy. 235 00:12:55,151 --> 00:12:58,746 He's a scholar, like his grandfather. 236 00:13:00,523 --> 00:13:03,321 What time is it? Oh, almost sundown. 237 00:13:03,426 --> 00:13:05,326 I have to prepare for the Sabbath. 238 00:13:05,428 --> 00:13:08,727 - It's Tuesday. - Shh, shh, shh. 239 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:12,392 Lindsay went to see how her own attempt at parental discipline was coming along. 240 00:13:12,502 --> 00:13:14,663 So, having fun? 241 00:13:14,770 --> 00:13:19,104 - Where'd you get that brooch? - Gangy. Nice, huh? 242 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:22,006 That was supposed to be for me. She was my au pair. 243 00:13:22,111 --> 00:13:24,875 I'm the one who cleared my throat and pointed to the laundry room. 244 00:13:24,981 --> 00:13:28,007 Ma! You know I wanted that. 245 00:13:28,117 --> 00:13:30,017 I know, but it's an elephant... 246 00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:32,587 and I didn't want to invite the comparison. 247 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:34,781 Nice. 248 00:13:34,891 --> 00:13:37,189 In any event, your punishment is over. Come on. Let's go. 249 00:13:37,293 --> 00:13:40,558 She's not going anywhere. We're having fun. 250 00:13:40,663 --> 00:13:43,962 - Here, Maeby. Try this on. - I see. 251 00:13:44,066 --> 00:13:46,796 Fine. I was gonna take her out for ice cream... 252 00:13:46,903 --> 00:13:51,636 but if you'd rather stay here, well, that's just fine with me. 253 00:13:56,312 --> 00:13:58,439 We could go get some ice cream, Gangy. 254 00:13:58,548 --> 00:14:01,278 - That would be fun, right? - I don't think so. 255 00:14:01,384 --> 00:14:03,284 That chubby little wrist of yours... 256 00:14:03,386 --> 00:14:06,913 is testing the tensile strength of this bracelet as it is. 257 00:14:07,023 --> 00:14:10,584 Maeby decided that perhaps she'd had enough ofher grandmother. 258 00:14:10,693 --> 00:14:14,060 Maeby. Maeby? 259 00:14:18,334 --> 00:14:21,531 Hey, Gob. It's Michael. I figured out a way for you to repay that favor. 260 00:14:21,637 --> 00:14:23,537 Dad wouldn't help me teach George Michael the lesson... 261 00:14:23,639 --> 00:14:26,039 so I need your help and your Hot Cop friends. 262 00:14:26,142 --> 00:14:30,476 - I wanna fake a drug bust. - Michael, these guys are real dancers. 263 00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:33,947 They've never done any hot policing. 264 00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:37,213 They don't even need to be hot. They just need to show up in those uniforms. 265 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,982 And so, Michael's plan was put into motion. 266 00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:42,785 - Where have you been? - What? 267 00:14:42,892 --> 00:14:45,360 I am like a caged animal. 268 00:14:48,698 --> 00:14:50,928 My old lady's on the floor, man. 269 00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:53,331 I am not s-ing around. 270 00:14:53,436 --> 00:14:56,132 Yeah. Gob just called. He's got the stuff at the yacht. 271 00:14:56,238 --> 00:14:58,968 - Oh, great. Let's go. - No. I think my dad's onto this. 272 00:14:59,075 --> 00:15:01,270 - I'm out. I'm not... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. 273 00:15:01,377 --> 00:15:03,971 Gob will never give it to me. 274 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:07,948 My woman is sick. Please? 275 00:15:12,842 --> 00:15:16,243 Later that night, Michael made the final arrangements with Gob. 276 00:15:16,345 --> 00:15:18,813 All right, Gob, is this gonna be believable? 277 00:15:18,915 --> 00:15:20,883 I want him scared. I love this kid. 278 00:15:20,983 --> 00:15:22,780 These guys are pros. They're gonna push the tension... 279 00:15:22,885 --> 00:15:24,716 to the last possible moment before they strip. 280 00:15:24,821 --> 00:15:27,654 They're not going to strip, are they? 281 00:15:27,757 --> 00:15:30,419 I told them not to, but I can't promise that their instincts won't kick in. 282 00:15:30,526 --> 00:15:33,051 - Unbelievable. - Trust me. It's gonna be totally real. 283 00:15:33,162 --> 00:15:35,494 This kind of thing goes on all the time out here. 284 00:15:35,598 --> 00:15:38,158 Boats wait offshore, lights are flashed. 285 00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:40,633 A guy comes over and drops off a bag. 286 00:15:40,737 --> 00:15:42,705 It's gonna freak the little bastard out. 287 00:15:42,805 --> 00:15:44,739 Michael went off to hide... 288 00:15:44,841 --> 00:15:47,810 while Buster and George Michael arrived as planned. 289 00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:49,878 I really appreciate you doing this for me. 290 00:15:49,979 --> 00:15:53,415 You're making a very miserable person happy. 291 00:15:53,516 --> 00:15:55,416 She really feels awful, huh? 292 00:15:55,518 --> 00:15:57,577 Oh. Oh, I was talking about me. 293 00:15:57,687 --> 00:16:00,087 But, yeah, she's a mess. Be careful. 294 00:16:08,731 --> 00:16:11,825 - Uncle Gob? - George Michael. 295 00:16:11,934 --> 00:16:15,631 - You weren't followed, were you? - No, I don't think so. 296 00:16:15,738 --> 00:16:18,502 All right, kid. 297 00:16:18,608 --> 00:16:20,576 Let's deal some drugs. 298 00:16:24,013 --> 00:16:26,607 What are you doin'? 299 00:16:26,716 --> 00:16:31,085 Flashing the lights... so the dealer knows what's goin' down. 300 00:16:35,091 --> 00:16:38,356 - Now we wait. - How long? 301 00:16:38,461 --> 00:16:40,554 Who knows? An hour. 302 00:16:40,663 --> 00:16:43,427 - Maybe five. - Drug delivery! 303 00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:45,626 You wanted some marijuana? 304 00:16:45,735 --> 00:16:47,669 No, not me. My nephew did. 305 00:16:47,770 --> 00:16:50,398 Show me the money. 306 00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:58,580 - Show us the pot. - I got it right here. 307 00:16:58,681 --> 00:17:01,673 - Oh, my God. - Nice, right? 308 00:17:01,784 --> 00:17:04,582 Okay, you can put your shirt down, Derek. just give him the stuff. 309 00:17:10,493 --> 00:17:14,088 So. We have a deal. 310 00:17:14,197 --> 00:17:16,097 We have a deal. 311 00:17:16,199 --> 00:17:18,099 He's ruining his life! 312 00:17:18,201 --> 00:17:21,932 - Police officers! Freeze! - What? Oh, no! It's the cops! 313 00:17:22,038 --> 00:17:25,166 - And a construction worker. - Let's get this party started. 314 00:17:25,274 --> 00:17:28,266 - Aren't you guys gonna cuff him? - You wanted handcuffs? 315 00:17:28,377 --> 00:17:33,110 All right. George Michael, I hope you learned your lesson, pal. 316 00:17:35,218 --> 00:17:38,676 Okay. 317 00:17:38,788 --> 00:17:42,121 Okay, all right. Thank you. Thank you. 318 00:17:42,225 --> 00:17:44,125 - What is this? - This is a lesson. 319 00:17:44,227 --> 00:17:46,991 Maybe I pushed you into this, but... 320 00:17:47,096 --> 00:17:49,530 I love you too much to see you ruin your life with that crap. 321 00:17:49,632 --> 00:17:52,726 - But it wasn't for me. - Then who was it for? 322 00:17:52,835 --> 00:17:54,803 Who? Give me a name. 323 00:17:56,272 --> 00:17:59,105 - Okay, it was for me. - Yeah. 324 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,233 I was gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. 325 00:18:01,377 --> 00:18:04,278 Now you're looking at a nice big, fat punishment. 326 00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:07,816 I'm sorry. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Ooh! Uh... 327 00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:13,082 - What are you doing here? - The, uh... The boy was lookin' out for me. 328 00:18:13,189 --> 00:18:17,319 - What? - It-It's for my girlfriend. She's sick. 329 00:18:17,426 --> 00:18:19,986 Why don't you just wait it out? She's gonna be gone soon. 330 00:18:20,096 --> 00:18:22,656 - Oh, that's it. - Hey! 331 00:18:22,765 --> 00:18:24,824 Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? 332 00:18:24,934 --> 00:18:27,994 - Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? - Hey! Buster! 333 00:18:28,104 --> 00:18:30,732 What's the matter with you? Easy. 334 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,865 Is that true? Why didn't you tell me this? 335 00:18:32,975 --> 00:18:36,001 You're always telling me to do the right thing... put family first. 336 00:18:36,112 --> 00:18:39,946 You know, it is unbelievable that you'd ask my son to score you pot. 337 00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:42,483 Why don't you drive him home, and you and I will talk about this later. 338 00:18:42,585 --> 00:18:44,951 - Go ahead. Go with Buster. - I'm sorry. 339 00:18:45,054 --> 00:18:49,081 - Hey, what are you guys doin'? - We got your signal. You flashed the lights. 340 00:18:49,191 --> 00:18:51,455 We got the drugs. You got the money? 341 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:54,120 No, no. No, no, no, no. We're all good. 342 00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:56,698 We just want the money, You wanna make this ugly? 343 00:18:56,799 --> 00:18:59,700 We were just teaching the young fellow a lesson. We don't want any trouble with you. 344 00:18:59,802 --> 00:19:02,362 - Thanks very much. - Do you know who you're dealin' with? 345 00:19:02,471 --> 00:19:05,907 Drop the boxes! Put your hands in the air. 346 00:19:06,008 --> 00:19:08,306 - What is this? - We had nothin' to do with this! 347 00:19:08,411 --> 00:19:11,608 - You set us up! - No, no! These are just strippers! 348 00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:14,376 - Look how hot they are! - Everybody take a breath! 349 00:19:24,427 --> 00:19:27,362 Oh, my God! My arm! 350 00:19:27,463 --> 00:19:29,363 Oh, my God! This guy's arm... 351 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:35,300 just came off and landed on the dock. 352 00:19:35,404 --> 00:19:37,998 Michael realized that his father had, once again... 353 00:19:38,107 --> 00:19:40,166 taught him an elaborate lesson. 354 00:19:40,276 --> 00:19:44,269 And that's why you don't teach lessons to your son. 355 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:46,974 How could you do that to me? 356 00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:50,780 I told you he's a good kid. You should try talking to him when you think he's in trouble. 357 00:19:50,886 --> 00:19:54,686 Don't make the same mistake I did, you know... teaching lessons. 358 00:19:54,790 --> 00:19:56,690 So you taught me a lesson not to teach lessons? 359 00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:59,886 It was my last lesson. 360 00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:05,432 - Back home. - Back from your wonderful time with Gangy? 361 00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:09,265 Well, actually, it wasn't so wonderful. She can be kinda nasty. 362 00:20:09,372 --> 00:20:11,772 But I'll tell you somethin'. 363 00:20:11,874 --> 00:20:15,173 I'm glad you're my mom. 364 00:20:15,277 --> 00:20:18,269 Oh, um, I got you something. 365 00:20:18,381 --> 00:20:20,941 - You're giving me this? - You deserve it. 366 00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:23,211 I can't believe you had to put up with her your whole life. 367 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:29,623 Honey, this is so sweet. 368 00:20:29,725 --> 00:20:31,716 Let's celebrate and go shopping. 369 00:20:31,827 --> 00:20:35,354 - You knew the whole time, didn't you? - Kind of. 370 00:20:35,464 --> 00:20:37,796 One of the Hot Cops is my choir teacher. 371 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:40,835 I'm sorry about all this. It's just you were so stressed out... 372 00:20:40,936 --> 00:20:44,394 and I guess I got scared and... 373 00:20:44,507 --> 00:20:46,873 I should learn to talk with you a little bit more, huh? 374 00:20:46,976 --> 00:20:49,570 - I think we're okay. - We are, aren't we? 375 00:20:49,678 --> 00:20:52,169 You know there's nothing you can't be totally honest with me about. 376 00:20:52,281 --> 00:20:55,250 You can say anything to me, anything at all. 377 00:20:55,351 --> 00:20:58,809 Like, say, I had a crush on my own cousin. 378 00:21:03,926 --> 00:21:05,985 Hey. 379 00:21:06,095 --> 00:21:09,258 - You just taught me a lesson. - Oh. 380 00:21:09,365 --> 00:21:11,731 - ? Big yellowjoint The big yellowjoint? - All right. We're even.