1 00:00:01,340 --> 00:00:04,366 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,477 --> 00:00:06,843 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,946 --> 00:00:08,937 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,454 --> 00:00:16,115 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,873 --> 00:00:20,773 Michael Bluth was taking his son... 6 00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:23,400 to an interview at the prestigious Milford School... 7 00:00:23,511 --> 00:00:26,674 an institution once famous for its credo... 8 00:00:26,781 --> 00:00:29,477 that children should be "neither seen nor heard." 9 00:00:29,584 --> 00:00:31,745 "Woman." 10 00:00:33,288 --> 00:00:35,188 They're not getting in. 11 00:00:35,290 --> 00:00:38,623 - I might not get in either, and that wouldn't be the end of the world. - Shh. 12 00:00:38,726 --> 00:00:41,286 We're not even going down that road, okay? 13 00:00:41,396 --> 00:00:43,921 The next four years are all about your future... 14 00:00:44,032 --> 00:00:46,193 and that's the most important thing to me, okay? 15 00:00:46,301 --> 00:00:49,600 Things have changed around here. We have talking sessions throughout the day. 16 00:00:49,704 --> 00:00:52,537 We even have a talking room where students are encouraged... 17 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:55,108 to go in and talk to their heart's content. 18 00:00:55,210 --> 00:00:58,043 - Sounds like fun. - First thing he's said all day. 19 00:00:58,146 --> 00:01:00,273 The point is I'm not my father. 20 00:01:00,381 --> 00:01:03,009 I do think it's best for the Milford School... 21 00:01:03,117 --> 00:01:05,608 to distance itself from the Bluth name. 22 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,620 It's... nothing personal. 23 00:01:07,722 --> 00:01:10,190 Are you talking about the fact that my father is in jail? 24 00:01:10,291 --> 00:01:12,953 Because I don't like to be compared to my father either. 25 00:01:13,061 --> 00:01:16,121 - I don't mind being compared to my father. - Save it for the talk room. 26 00:01:16,231 --> 00:01:20,634 - Sorry. - I can assure you that my family is back on track... 27 00:01:20,735 --> 00:01:24,796 - and no longer in any trouble. - Not according to today's paper. 28 00:01:24,906 --> 00:01:26,874 Oh, God. What have we done this time? 29 00:01:30,979 --> 00:01:35,678 - Don't ever mention Klimpy's to me again. - What did you do? 30 00:01:35,783 --> 00:01:39,549 If I still had money, I'd buy a Klimpy's just to burn it to the ground. 31 00:01:39,654 --> 00:01:41,986 I know, Mom. You hate Klimpy's. Tell me what happened. 32 00:01:42,090 --> 00:01:46,083 Your sister and I tried to get into that new restaurant, Rud... 33 00:01:46,194 --> 00:01:48,185 and they wouldn't let us in. 34 00:01:48,296 --> 00:01:49,991 Mrs. Bluth, there's absolutely no room. 35 00:01:50,098 --> 00:01:53,124 Come on. I've suddenly lost my appetite. 36 00:01:53,234 --> 00:01:55,134 Oh, who's going to believe that? 37 00:01:55,236 --> 00:01:57,329 With her blood sugar at a perilous low... 38 00:01:57,438 --> 00:01:59,998 Lucille made Lindsay pull into the nearest restaurant. 39 00:02:00,108 --> 00:02:03,077 Welcome to Klimpy's! Anywhere you like! 40 00:02:03,177 --> 00:02:05,077 This does not bode well. 41 00:02:06,548 --> 00:02:10,746 - I'll have the Ike and Tina Tuna. - Plate or platter? 42 00:02:10,852 --> 00:02:13,582 - I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. 43 00:02:13,688 --> 00:02:17,351 - And what would you like? - I'd like my old life back. 44 00:02:17,458 --> 00:02:20,450 So there really was no fight? 45 00:02:20,562 --> 00:02:23,588 Well, one tiny thing at the end. 46 00:02:23,698 --> 00:02:28,260 - How can you treat me this way? - Oh, please! Everything I've said about you... 47 00:02:28,369 --> 00:02:32,100 can be covered with makeup and a lie about a thyroid problem. 48 00:02:32,206 --> 00:02:37,906 Good grief almighty! You think I'm enjoying my slide into poverty? 49 00:02:38,012 --> 00:02:41,209 Sorry, Lindsay. There goes your dessert. 50 00:02:42,817 --> 00:02:44,717 Why don't you eat it, Mother? 51 00:02:44,819 --> 00:02:48,380 Why don't you just take this cake and shove it... 52 00:02:48,489 --> 00:02:51,049 Hey, who called the cops? 53 00:02:51,159 --> 00:02:54,390 It was all just a big misunderstanding. 54 00:02:54,495 --> 00:02:56,395 Totally blown out of proportion. 55 00:02:56,497 --> 00:03:00,991 Well, listen, I think it cost George Michael a chance to go to the Milford School. 56 00:03:01,102 --> 00:03:05,334 Oh, big deal. Buster's the only one who ever liked it. 57 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:08,773 Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard... 58 00:03:08,876 --> 00:03:11,970 that he remained at the school undetected for a full two semesters... 59 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,241 after he was supposed to graduate. 60 00:03:14,349 --> 00:03:16,749 Nonetheless, this bad press is starting to taint my son's future... 61 00:03:16,851 --> 00:03:18,751 and we've got to put an end to it. 62 00:03:18,853 --> 00:03:22,186 Michael, if this is a lecture on how we're all supposed to whatever and blah, blah, blah... 63 00:03:22,290 --> 00:03:24,850 well, you can save it 'cause we all know it by heart. 64 00:03:24,959 --> 00:03:28,486 - Good-bye, Missus. - Lindsay, you'll be happy to know that I have a new idea. 65 00:03:28,596 --> 00:03:32,032 I met a publicist today. I'm gonna hire her. 66 00:03:32,133 --> 00:03:35,591 - We need somebody to make us look good. - I say it's a waste of money. 67 00:03:35,703 --> 00:03:38,934 We're plenty sympathetic as we are. 68 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,940 - Is this your onion? - Yes. 69 00:03:43,077 --> 00:03:46,171 - What's in the foil? - Nothing. It's a ball of foil for my son. 70 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,612 Have a great day, sweetie. 71 00:03:48,716 --> 00:03:51,480 I don't know how she can't. 72 00:03:51,586 --> 00:03:55,386 So this publicist, Michael, is she cute? 73 00:03:55,490 --> 00:03:58,482 I never really noticed. - In fact, Michael had noticed her at the gym... 74 00:03:58,593 --> 00:04:01,460 but only recently gotten up the nerve to talk to her... 75 00:04:01,562 --> 00:04:04,360 giving him a chance to work on his flirting skills... 76 00:04:04,465 --> 00:04:07,957 - Race you to the top of the hill. - which had gotten rusty over the years. 77 00:04:08,069 --> 00:04:13,371 - I'll race you to the top of the hill. - I brought a picnic lunch. 78 00:04:13,474 --> 00:04:16,602 - Hey, that hill was really... - Jessie Bowers. 79 00:04:16,711 --> 00:04:19,009 If you ever have any public relations needs... 80 00:04:19,113 --> 00:04:21,809 My relations are already a little too public. I'm Michael Bluth. 81 00:04:21,916 --> 00:04:24,146 - From the Bluth Company? - That's right. 82 00:04:24,252 --> 00:04:26,152 I'm giving you my direct line. 83 00:04:27,455 --> 00:04:29,719 Okay, sure. She's... She's cute, I suppose. 84 00:04:29,824 --> 00:04:32,987 I mean, now that you're making me think about it, uh, she's cute. 85 00:04:33,094 --> 00:04:38,259 She's a cutie. She's a little cutie pie. But I never really noticed. 86 00:04:38,366 --> 00:04:40,834 - Why don't you just ask her out? - That's not an option. 87 00:04:40,935 --> 00:04:43,335 - 'Cause you're scared? - No, because of George Michael. 88 00:04:43,438 --> 00:04:45,338 He still hasn't gotten over losing his mother. 89 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,840 I just want to get him through high school; then we'll deal with me. 90 00:04:47,942 --> 00:04:49,910 So you didn't get any while you were in high school... 91 00:04:50,011 --> 00:04:53,777 and now you're not gonna get any while George Michael's in high school. 92 00:04:53,881 --> 00:04:55,849 And so the family gathered at the model home... 93 00:04:55,950 --> 00:04:58,384 eager to hear their new publicist's plan. 94 00:04:58,486 --> 00:05:01,614 - Get jobs and behave? - Instead of us getting jobs... 95 00:05:01,723 --> 00:05:04,089 why don't you do your job and tell everyone we've got jobs? 96 00:05:04,192 --> 00:05:06,456 - I have a job. - Kiss ass. 97 00:05:06,561 --> 00:05:09,086 Well, we were all thinking it. 98 00:05:09,197 --> 00:05:12,132 Uh, I'm unclear about what it is exactly you do. 99 00:05:12,233 --> 00:05:13,530 Excellent question. A publicist... 100 00:05:13,634 --> 00:05:15,864 No, no. I was talking to George Michael. 101 00:05:15,970 --> 00:05:18,097 When did you get a job? 102 00:05:18,206 --> 00:05:20,731 - At the banana stand. - Oh! Duh. 103 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:23,106 I thought you meant like a plumber or something. 104 00:05:23,211 --> 00:05:26,408 And I was like, "When did that happen?" 105 00:05:26,514 --> 00:05:28,880 Jessie, why don't you just go ahead andjump in here. 106 00:05:28,983 --> 00:05:30,883 It's a tough group to keep focused. 107 00:05:30,985 --> 00:05:34,614 I'm going on the offensive. I want to get an article in the paper... 108 00:05:34,722 --> 00:05:37,657 to show that this is a functional family and a relatable family. 109 00:05:37,759 --> 00:05:40,557 Are we on? Hello! Hello from prison! 110 00:05:40,661 --> 00:05:43,596 Thanks toJessie for setting up this telelink. 111 00:05:43,698 --> 00:05:46,599 I've started a Torah study group. I'm very excited about it. 112 00:05:46,701 --> 00:05:51,604 Looks like... I don't know... looks like I have some possible converts. 113 00:05:51,706 --> 00:05:53,741 Your father's religious now? We'll play that up. 114 00:05:53,741 --> 00:05:55,333 Your father's religious now? We'll play that up. 115 00:05:55,443 --> 00:05:58,241 - It's very sympathetic. - Yeah. Who doesn't love theJews? 116 00:05:58,346 --> 00:06:01,440 And it allows me to put Michael front and center. 117 00:06:01,549 --> 00:06:03,449 He needs to be the new face of this family. 118 00:06:03,551 --> 00:06:05,917 He's the only likable one in the bunch. No offense. 119 00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:09,512 - None taken. - I'm sorry. 120 00:06:09,624 --> 00:06:11,819 Isn't Michael the least likable one in the family? 121 00:06:11,926 --> 00:06:14,087 No. There are very few intelligent... 122 00:06:14,195 --> 00:06:17,358 attractive and straight men in this town. 123 00:06:17,465 --> 00:06:20,400 Well, that certainly leaves me out. 124 00:06:20,501 --> 00:06:22,765 She... She said single. 125 00:06:22,870 --> 00:06:27,705 You did say "single," correct? I thought l... 126 00:06:27,809 --> 00:06:29,709 I didn't quite hear that. The reception is bad. 127 00:06:29,811 --> 00:06:31,711 But as the Talmud tells us... 128 00:06:34,348 --> 00:06:36,441 to the jackal as to an oxen. 129 00:06:36,551 --> 00:06:39,816 Did it get a laugh? 130 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,946 Sorry. I'm still on the whole Michael being likable thing. 131 00:06:42,056 --> 00:06:45,116 You know that he's only had sex with, like, four women, right? 132 00:06:45,226 --> 00:06:47,126 Let's focus on your likability. 133 00:06:47,228 --> 00:06:49,788 You're going to start doing some charity work with your magic. 134 00:06:49,897 --> 00:06:52,422 Actually, I'm kind of the charitable one of the family. 135 00:06:52,533 --> 00:06:55,195 - I think it's best if you got a job. - Oh, come on! 136 00:06:55,303 --> 00:06:58,704 I'm a parent. I care about my daughter every bit as much as Michael cares about his son. 137 00:06:58,806 --> 00:07:01,274 What grade am I in? 138 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,809 - What kind of job? - Something where you'll be seen. 139 00:07:03,911 --> 00:07:05,811 I represent Cloudmir Vodka... 140 00:07:05,913 --> 00:07:09,041 and they want someone to promote it by ordering it at a hot bar. 141 00:07:09,150 --> 00:07:12,347 - A place like Rud. - Okay. I'll do it. 142 00:07:12,453 --> 00:07:14,580 And, Tobias, you're a medical doctor... 143 00:07:14,689 --> 00:07:17,214 and you're living an absurd fantasy as an actor. 144 00:07:17,325 --> 00:07:20,385 - It's time to get real. - Wow. 145 00:07:20,494 --> 00:07:22,985 It's tough talk, but I like it. 146 00:07:23,097 --> 00:07:25,327 You're saying land a major film. 147 00:07:25,433 --> 00:07:27,162 I'm saying get your medical license back. 148 00:07:27,268 --> 00:07:29,930 I've set up a hearing for tomorrow in Boston. 149 00:07:30,037 --> 00:07:34,167 - Michael has generously donated $1,100 for your trip. - I'm sorry. 150 00:07:34,275 --> 00:07:37,767 I truly believe that the universe wants me to be an actor and not a doctor. 151 00:07:37,879 --> 00:07:40,848 - I'm just waiting for a sign. - Here's your cash. 152 00:07:40,948 --> 00:07:44,850 - Universal Shuttle picks you up at 8:00. - Any sign, really. 153 00:07:44,952 --> 00:07:48,581 Sorry. Some of my students are arguing the significance... 154 00:07:48,689 --> 00:07:50,987 of the shank bone on the seder plate. 155 00:07:51,092 --> 00:07:56,530 But that... Not... not wag our genitals at one another to make a point. 156 00:07:56,631 --> 00:08:01,193 - Thought provoking. - And, Lucille, people think you're cold. 157 00:08:02,703 --> 00:08:05,934 Hanukkah can be spelled so many ways. Oh, God! 158 00:08:09,977 --> 00:08:13,105 - Buster. - Right here. Ready to go. 159 00:08:13,214 --> 00:08:15,205 At your service. Get me out there. 160 00:08:15,316 --> 00:08:17,216 I want you to stay in. 161 00:08:17,318 --> 00:08:19,786 People find you odd and alienating. 162 00:08:19,887 --> 00:08:22,583 You make them uneasy. Stay out of the spotlight. 163 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:26,683 I shall be neither seen nor heard. Watch me. 164 00:08:27,795 --> 00:08:30,229 You can always tell a Milford man. 165 00:08:36,434 --> 00:08:38,527 Each with their new charge... 166 00:08:38,636 --> 00:08:41,196 the Bluths set about redefining their image. 167 00:08:41,305 --> 00:08:44,206 Tobias was off to Los Angeles International Airport... 168 00:08:44,308 --> 00:08:46,833 determined to return to his family with a career. 169 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,844 Well, this is great. 170 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:51,380 Why would anybody take a limo? 171 00:08:51,482 --> 00:08:53,950 What is this, like, $12? 172 00:08:54,051 --> 00:08:58,249 Why would anybody pay more than $12 to go to the airport? 173 00:08:58,356 --> 00:09:00,483 Next stop, LAX. 174 00:09:00,591 --> 00:09:03,651 Come on! We're stopping again? How many more stops are we gonna make? 175 00:09:03,761 --> 00:09:08,494 Honestly, I haven't even seen this part of Los Ang... Is that snow? 176 00:09:08,599 --> 00:09:10,499 Really, now. This is ridiculous. 177 00:09:10,601 --> 00:09:14,401 I paid 12 American... Oh, my God. 178 00:09:14,505 --> 00:09:18,703 You are Carl Weathers, the actor. 179 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:21,835 I went to San Francisco to attend your stage fighting workshop. 180 00:09:21,946 --> 00:09:26,076 - But you never showed up. - I got bumped from that flight. 181 00:09:26,183 --> 00:09:28,083 Hell, they'll give you $300 if you get bumped. 182 00:09:28,185 --> 00:09:32,986 It's this crazy loophole in the system that the wrong guy discovered. 183 00:09:33,090 --> 00:09:36,992 Guess where I won't be going. 184 00:09:37,094 --> 00:09:40,552 Yeah. So... 185 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:43,155 I am an actor too. 186 00:09:43,267 --> 00:09:45,292 - Oh. Good. - Well, I want to be. 187 00:09:45,403 --> 00:09:49,806 Without the proper training, I'm afraid I'm doomed to be a doctor. 188 00:09:49,907 --> 00:09:52,273 Well, hell, I can train you. 189 00:09:52,376 --> 00:09:54,970 Oh, well, I'm afraid all I have is $1,100... 190 00:09:55,079 --> 00:09:57,479 and that's for this plane ticket, so... 191 00:09:57,581 --> 00:10:02,678 Check this out. $1,100 is exactly what I charge for acting classes. 192 00:10:02,787 --> 00:10:04,414 - No, it isn't! - Yeah. 193 00:10:04,522 --> 00:10:07,013 What are the chance... 194 00:10:07,124 --> 00:10:10,218 Universe, you've done it again. 195 00:10:10,327 --> 00:10:14,457 Meanwhile, Gob was beginning his charity work at a local nursing home. 196 00:10:14,565 --> 00:10:18,865 I'm gonna need a volunteer for my next illusion, the Aztec Tomb! 197 00:10:18,969 --> 00:10:22,405 - A tomb? - Or box. Box is... fine. 198 00:10:22,506 --> 00:10:25,805 Oh, yes! Well, excellent. Let's get you in the box. 199 00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:27,810 There's a panel. 200 00:10:27,912 --> 00:10:31,348 just flip it around, curl up behind it, don't make any noise. 201 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:39,246 Ancient lore has it the Aztec gods put a curse on any man who dare... 202 00:10:39,356 --> 00:10:43,793 - What? - He's gone. 203 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:46,954 Buster was also doing his share for the family. 204 00:10:51,602 --> 00:10:54,594 And Michael, atJessie's insistence, was out on the town. 205 00:10:54,705 --> 00:10:57,299 I haven't been out to dinner in so long, I feel a little guilty. 206 00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:59,842 You have nothing to be guilty about. 207 00:10:59,944 --> 00:11:02,504 You're the only one in your family who's ever been responsible. 208 00:11:02,613 --> 00:11:05,013 Well, I'm certainly the only one that's ever held a real job. 209 00:11:05,115 --> 00:11:08,016 Oh, really, Michael? Watch this. 210 00:11:08,118 --> 00:11:10,609 Wow! This Cloudmir's making me think fuzzy. 211 00:11:10,721 --> 00:11:13,315 I have almost no judgment at all. 212 00:11:13,424 --> 00:11:16,825 - Two more Cloudmirs, please. - "Only one with a real job." 213 00:11:18,562 --> 00:11:21,122 jessie, you've really been doing a great job with my family. 214 00:11:21,232 --> 00:11:24,565 - Oh, good. Get one of Michael and me on a date. - Sure. 215 00:11:25,669 --> 00:11:27,569 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 216 00:11:27,671 --> 00:11:30,970 A date? This is a date now? I thought this was just business. 217 00:11:31,075 --> 00:11:33,908 Can't it be a little bit of both? 218 00:11:34,011 --> 00:11:35,979 How will I know which part of it is business? 219 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,344 Uh-oh. 220 00:11:40,584 --> 00:11:43,382 Can't wait to see which part of it is a date. 221 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:51,589 Show me business again. 222 00:11:51,695 --> 00:11:53,526 What you doing? 223 00:11:53,631 --> 00:11:56,191 just trying to get the TVworking. 224 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:59,201 Oh, yeah, I tried that earlier. I think it's still hooked up to the prison. 225 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:02,568 So when those guys kept saying, "Hey, you, boy," that was me? 226 00:12:02,673 --> 00:12:06,609 - I was the boy? - Sounds like it. 227 00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:08,871 Have you told your dad you don't want to go to that school? 228 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:12,506 I'm thinking of just going. I mean, the graduates go on to do great things. 229 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:17,749 I suppose, but that means we won't be going to the same high school. 230 00:12:17,855 --> 00:12:20,619 Man, it just keeps getting worse. 231 00:12:20,724 --> 00:12:23,522 - But he's my Dad. I don't want to disappoint him. - Man. 232 00:12:23,627 --> 00:12:26,926 You and I are so different. It's like we're not even related. 233 00:12:28,299 --> 00:12:30,460 That'd be amazing. 234 00:12:32,970 --> 00:12:35,097 Oh, my God. 235 00:12:36,574 --> 00:12:39,543 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, Dad. 236 00:12:39,643 --> 00:12:42,373 I'm sorry that I'm so late, but I was with Jessie. 237 00:12:42,479 --> 00:12:45,380 This girl's making some serious progress in getting you into that school. 238 00:12:45,482 --> 00:12:48,144 She just booked Gob a gig at Earl Milford's nursing home. 239 00:12:48,252 --> 00:12:50,379 - You're gonna be a shoo-in. - Oh. 240 00:12:50,487 --> 00:12:53,217 She's kinda something, isn't she? 241 00:12:53,324 --> 00:12:55,622 Yeah, I guess. 242 00:12:55,726 --> 00:12:59,560 I mean, you know, hey, she is no replacement for your mom. 243 00:12:59,663 --> 00:13:01,688 - Oh, no. No way. - Not at all. 244 00:13:01,799 --> 00:13:05,064 - She's just working for us. You're not dating her. - No, I am not dating her. 245 00:13:05,169 --> 00:13:07,069 Absolutely not dating her. 246 00:13:07,171 --> 00:13:10,072 just you and me. The Bluth boys. 247 00:13:10,174 --> 00:13:12,404 Bluth boys. 248 00:13:12,509 --> 00:13:14,739 - Good night, buddy. - Good night. 249 00:13:22,519 --> 00:13:23,577 - Hey. - Hey. 250 00:13:23,687 --> 00:13:25,587 - Is he in bed? - He's on his way. 251 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,790 Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen. 252 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:33,989 This might be moving a little bit too fast for him. 253 00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:36,328 I mean for... for us. 254 00:13:36,433 --> 00:13:38,765 Me. Uh, for me. 255 00:13:38,869 --> 00:13:41,269 Maybe we should take a step back... 256 00:13:41,372 --> 00:13:43,499 and just keep this relationship professional. 257 00:13:43,607 --> 00:13:47,509 - Oh, I think that would take all the fun out of it. - No. Seriously, seriously. 258 00:13:47,611 --> 00:13:49,772 You're amazing... 259 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,610 - but I just think we should slow down. - Uh-huh. 260 00:13:52,716 --> 00:13:56,447 So the two months on the bike, that was, what, for my health? 261 00:13:56,553 --> 00:13:58,384 We had great conversations. 262 00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:01,788 - Seriously, this is hard for me. - This is hard for me too. 263 00:14:01,892 --> 00:14:06,158 I've got a life to get on track, and I don't like wasting time, so let's do this. 264 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,857 Let's take two steps back... 265 00:14:08,966 --> 00:14:11,298 and why don't you find yourself a new publicist. 266 00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:16,801 jessie. 267 00:14:16,907 --> 00:14:22,504 No. I was just saying your name as you walked away. I didn't... 268 00:14:24,081 --> 00:14:26,743 I have no follow-up. 269 00:14:27,851 --> 00:14:30,376 Jessie. 270 00:14:30,487 --> 00:14:32,387 Michael felt bad... 271 00:14:32,489 --> 00:14:35,652 - but he felt even worse when he got a call from his brother. - Hello. 272 00:14:35,759 --> 00:14:37,818 It's Gob. I'm looking forJessie. 273 00:14:37,928 --> 00:14:41,227 - She just left. What's wrong? - I need her to spin something for me. 274 00:14:41,331 --> 00:14:43,231 Well, that's too bad because I think she quit. 275 00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,893 - What do you need her to spin? - Murder. 276 00:14:50,634 --> 00:14:52,625 Michael was summoned to help his brother. 277 00:14:52,736 --> 00:14:55,933 - Murder, huh? Who died? - My career. 278 00:14:56,039 --> 00:14:58,803 - I'm going to go home now. - I lost a guy. 279 00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:02,374 I put him in the Aztec Tomb, and he disappeared. 280 00:15:02,479 --> 00:15:04,606 - Isn't that the point? - This will ruin me. 281 00:15:04,715 --> 00:15:07,445 - He's probably fine. He just escaped. - No! I need Jessie! 282 00:15:07,551 --> 00:15:10,349 Well, she quit when I told her that I couldn't go out with her. 283 00:15:10,454 --> 00:15:12,354 You know, I have to do the right thing for my son. 284 00:15:12,456 --> 00:15:16,984 Then you better get her back because the guy I lost was Earl Milford. 285 00:15:17,094 --> 00:15:20,962 - What? - I didn't know it was him. 286 00:15:21,064 --> 00:15:23,225 Although he was spectacularly quiet in there. 287 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,528 You can always tell a Milford man. 288 00:15:25,636 --> 00:15:28,469 Gob, have you destroyed my chance at getting my son in that school? 289 00:15:28,572 --> 00:15:30,802 Not with the right spin. 290 00:15:32,142 --> 00:15:36,078 jessie. Get her back. 291 00:15:36,179 --> 00:15:38,807 Charged with the task of renewing his medical license... 292 00:15:38,915 --> 00:15:42,749 Tobias was enjoying his first acting class with Carl Weathers. 293 00:15:42,853 --> 00:15:46,084 I don't know what your police captain told you about me... 294 00:15:46,189 --> 00:15:49,056 but I'm a different breed of cop. 295 00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:52,651 I'm from the streets, and I'm the last cop... 296 00:15:52,763 --> 00:15:55,698 you're ever gonna wanna mess with in a darkened alley. 297 00:15:55,799 --> 00:16:00,099 Dark alley. And l... 298 00:16:00,203 --> 00:16:02,262 Listen, Mr. Weathers, I don't know. 299 00:16:02,372 --> 00:16:04,272 Perhaps my wife was right. 300 00:16:04,374 --> 00:16:07,810 I don't know if I'm cut out to be a... a De Niro... 301 00:16:07,911 --> 00:16:11,438 or a Regis or a Pinkett-Smith or what have you. 302 00:16:11,548 --> 00:16:13,448 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tobias. 303 00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:16,417 Dreams are worth fighting for. 304 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:21,184 Now, are you gonna be a fighter, or are you gonna be a doctor? 305 00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:23,282 You're right, Carl Weathers. 306 00:16:23,393 --> 00:16:27,090 I should just march into that restaurant where my wife works and tell her... 307 00:16:27,197 --> 00:16:29,358 Your wife works in a restaurant? Do they get a shift meal... 308 00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:32,264 or do they just pay half-price on select menu items? 309 00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:36,465 - I don't know. - Well, let's find out, man. 310 00:16:36,573 --> 00:16:38,541 And the press got hold of Gob's story. 311 00:16:38,642 --> 00:16:42,339 - Where is Earl Milford? - l... I don't know, all right? 312 00:16:42,446 --> 00:16:44,641 I put him in a box. I didn't kill him, all right? 313 00:16:44,748 --> 00:16:47,308 And don't edit this for your broadcast so it looks like I'm screaming... 314 00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:49,044 "I killed Earl Milford." 315 00:16:49,152 --> 00:16:51,382 Startling confession, tonight at 11:00. 316 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:54,548 Minutes later, Gob unloaded his equipment... 317 00:16:54,658 --> 00:16:56,922 and made a surprising discovery. 318 00:17:01,732 --> 00:17:06,294 Don't send me back. They abuse us. It's not pleasant. 319 00:17:06,403 --> 00:17:08,303 Earl, I have to take you back. 320 00:17:08,405 --> 00:17:12,307 - It's the only way to clear my name. - You'll have a new name: 321 00:17:12,409 --> 00:17:16,311 - Hero. - Hero. 322 00:17:16,413 --> 00:17:18,438 That could work for me. 323 00:17:18,548 --> 00:17:21,346 Meanwhile, Jessie decided to pay George Michael a visit. 324 00:17:21,451 --> 00:17:23,681 Hi, George Michael. Proud of yourself? 325 00:17:23,787 --> 00:17:26,119 Yeah. I got a bum away from the stand without hurting his feelings. 326 00:17:26,223 --> 00:17:28,623 - That was pretty sweet. - No. I mean about your father. 327 00:17:28,725 --> 00:17:31,091 About denying him his chance to be happy. 328 00:17:31,194 --> 00:17:34,027 You're into that too? I'm rubbing off on you, huh? 329 00:17:34,131 --> 00:17:36,258 No. I want my dad to be happy. 330 00:17:36,366 --> 00:17:38,527 It's too late now. I've seen to that. 331 00:17:38,635 --> 00:17:41,695 Daddy lost his shot at happy, and it's all your fault, Opie. 332 00:17:41,805 --> 00:17:45,172 Jessie had gone too far, and she had best watch her mouth. 333 00:17:45,275 --> 00:17:48,039 Michael's about to become the most unlikable man in town. 334 00:17:48,145 --> 00:17:51,171 Check the papers. 335 00:17:51,281 --> 00:17:53,875 She kind of reminds me of my mother. 336 00:17:53,984 --> 00:17:56,452 And later that night, Lindsay was working at Rud. 337 00:17:56,553 --> 00:18:00,284 You seem like a man of taste and class. 338 00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:02,858 I'll give you $2,000 to touch me. 339 00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:05,462 Oh, my God. My husband. 340 00:18:05,462 --> 00:18:06,827 Oh, my God. My husband. 341 00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:09,763 You're married to Carl Weathers? 342 00:18:09,866 --> 00:18:12,596 What's going on? Why are you here? Why aren't you in Boston? 343 00:18:12,702 --> 00:18:17,071 - Who's he? - His name is Carl Weathers, and he's my new acting teacher. 344 00:18:17,174 --> 00:18:20,974 And, Lindsay, he's teaching me all these valuable life lessons. 345 00:18:21,077 --> 00:18:24,513 - I buy all my cars at police auction. - He's full of stuff like that. 346 00:18:24,614 --> 00:18:29,108 And, Lindsay, he's teaching me to follow my dreams. 347 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,621 Give me a bourbon. 348 00:18:33,723 --> 00:18:36,317 Any room on that tab for me to jump on? 349 00:18:36,426 --> 00:18:38,326 And Michael caught up with Jessie. 350 00:18:38,428 --> 00:18:40,328 Listen, thanks for coming. 351 00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:42,421 I was just... I was doing some thinking. 352 00:18:42,532 --> 00:18:44,659 You know, I pulled away, and that was wrong. 353 00:18:44,768 --> 00:18:48,226 - I really want to make this work. - Get away from my son! 354 00:18:48,338 --> 00:18:50,704 Hey, Mom. Kind of on a date here. 355 00:18:50,807 --> 00:18:53,674 You'll change your mind after this. 356 00:18:53,777 --> 00:18:59,044 And Michael saw the story thatJessie had planted. 357 00:18:59,149 --> 00:19:02,016 Let me tell you something, sweetie. 358 00:19:02,118 --> 00:19:04,177 We may pick on each other, get into little scrapes... 359 00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:07,085 call each other names and occasionally steal from each other... 360 00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:09,249 but that's because we're a family. 361 00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:11,088 You have no right. You don't get to do that. 362 00:19:11,194 --> 00:19:14,027 "Lindsay's a combative, entitled princess"? 363 00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:16,155 I should hire somebody to kick your ass for that. 364 00:19:16,266 --> 00:19:18,530 - Save your money. - Yeah, you're right. I'll do it myself. 365 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:22,571 Hey, whoa! We are not settling things like that anymore, all right? 366 00:19:22,672 --> 00:19:26,574 - I don't need my son reading about us in the paper. - Oh, you and your son. 367 00:19:26,676 --> 00:19:28,735 Stop using him as an excuse for everything you do. 368 00:19:28,845 --> 00:19:31,643 - I saw him today. He's fine with us. - What? You saw him today? 369 00:19:31,748 --> 00:19:33,978 Yeah. I told him he was getting in the way of your happiness. 370 00:19:34,084 --> 00:19:36,552 You did? You said that to my son? 371 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:37,881 Yeah. 372 00:19:40,223 --> 00:19:42,350 You're on your own. Ladies? 373 00:19:47,097 --> 00:19:48,997 Food fight! 374 00:19:51,234 --> 00:19:53,600 What are you doing? 375 00:19:53,703 --> 00:19:56,729 Oh, my face! 376 00:19:56,840 --> 00:20:00,173 I'm gonna get you guys! Stop! 377 00:20:00,277 --> 00:20:02,768 The press is having a love affair... 378 00:20:02,879 --> 00:20:05,211 with hating the Bluth family... 379 00:20:05,315 --> 00:20:08,751 and they were the center of another brawl this evening. 380 00:20:08,852 --> 00:20:12,447 I'm looking at $50,000 worth of medical bills here. 381 00:20:12,555 --> 00:20:15,581 It looks like you won't be getting into this school. Are you disappointed? 382 00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:18,024 Well, are you disappointed? 383 00:20:18,128 --> 00:20:21,655 Look, George Michael, I want you to tell me how you feel, okay? 384 00:20:21,765 --> 00:20:23,995 I don't want you to worry so much about hurting my feelings. 385 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:27,501 I didn't want to go to that school, and Jessie's a psycho. 386 00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:30,605 That could've saved us a little bit of time. 387 00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:33,767 But, Dad, if you ever want to date anyone else, that's fine with me. 388 00:20:33,877 --> 00:20:37,005 Yeah? Thanks, buddy. 389 00:20:37,113 --> 00:20:41,550 - 'Cause you know, I mean, four women, that is kind of sad. - All right. Thank you. 390 00:20:41,651 --> 00:20:44,313 I know you got married in college, but that was your sophomore year. 391 00:20:44,421 --> 00:20:47,015 - You had your whole freshman year to... - That's enough honesty for now. 392 00:20:47,123 --> 00:20:50,456 - Thank you. Good night. - There must have been girls at parties. 393 00:20:51,795 --> 00:20:53,786 On the next Arrested Development. 394 00:20:53,897 --> 00:20:55,831 Gob holds a press conference of his own. 395 00:20:55,932 --> 00:20:58,492 And, now, prepare to call me "hero." 396 00:21:02,105 --> 00:21:04,073 He's resting, so... Oh. 397 00:21:05,175 --> 00:21:07,166 Pick a card. Oh, boy. 398 00:21:07,277 --> 00:21:09,745 And Buster moves to the kitchen.