1 00:00:04,729 --> 00:00:08,130 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:08,233 --> 00:00:10,224 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:10,335 --> 00:00:12,326 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:17,843 --> 00:00:19,504 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:25,166 --> 00:00:27,999 It was Michael's sister's anniversary. - Hi. 6 00:00:28,102 --> 00:00:30,764 He'd convinced his mother to throw a party for her. 7 00:00:30,871 --> 00:00:32,736 Lindsay, how's this for an anniversary cake? 8 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:36,776 Anniversary? You asked me to throw a Valentine's Day party. 9 00:00:36,877 --> 00:00:39,107 - Did I? - You tricked me. 10 00:00:39,213 --> 00:00:42,376 I deceived you, Mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. 11 00:00:42,483 --> 00:00:45,850 Touché. Lupe, untie the balloons! 12 00:00:48,422 --> 00:00:50,982 Michael, all alone on Valentine's Day? 13 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:53,060 How's that possible? 14 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:55,060 You seem like such a romantic to me. 15 00:00:55,162 --> 00:00:59,258 l- l-I can just see you showing up on some lucky girl's porch... 16 00:00:59,367 --> 00:01:02,461 in a tuxedo with a bottle of champagne. 17 00:01:02,570 --> 00:01:04,538 Yeah. Well, if I show up with all that stuff... 18 00:01:04,638 --> 00:01:06,799 I could probably just get away with shorts and a T-shirt, right? 19 00:01:06,907 --> 00:01:08,875 Which is good 'cause I don't even have a tuxedo. 20 00:01:08,976 --> 00:01:11,911 So you're saying there's no one you're even interested in? 21 00:01:12,013 --> 00:01:14,345 In fact, Michael had become enamored of Marta... 22 00:01:14,448 --> 00:01:17,508 when Gob was having second thoughts about the relationship. 23 00:01:17,618 --> 00:01:20,678 - I've made a huge mistake. - But when Gob recommitted to her... 24 00:01:20,788 --> 00:01:24,417 - I've made a huge mistake. - Michael decided to do the noble thing and let her go. 25 00:01:24,525 --> 00:01:28,928 There was somebody for a while, but it was too much of a brother... bother. 26 00:01:35,336 --> 00:01:38,362 That can't feel good. 27 00:01:38,472 --> 00:01:40,838 It's fine. I'm over it. I'm okay by myself, you know? 28 00:01:40,941 --> 00:01:43,842 I really just want to focus on my family's happiness. 29 00:01:43,944 --> 00:01:46,845 That's why I threw this party. I mean, 14 years, huh? 30 00:01:46,947 --> 00:01:48,847 You've got to be doing somethin' right. 31 00:01:48,949 --> 00:01:51,577 Well, if you call not filing for divorce "something right." 32 00:01:51,685 --> 00:01:53,744 - But I guess we keep it interesting. - Where's Tobias? 33 00:01:53,854 --> 00:01:56,288 He's on the balcony having margaritas with Carl Weathers. 34 00:01:56,390 --> 00:02:00,349 Tobias had recently hired actor Carl Weathers as a drama coach. 35 00:02:00,461 --> 00:02:02,725 Do you see me more as the respected dramatic actor... 36 00:02:02,830 --> 00:02:04,923 or more the beloved comic actor? 37 00:02:05,032 --> 00:02:07,865 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! There's still plenty of meat on that bone. 38 00:02:07,968 --> 00:02:11,165 You take this home, throw it in a pot. Add some broth, a potato... 39 00:02:11,272 --> 00:02:13,797 Baby, you got a stew goin'. 40 00:02:13,908 --> 00:02:16,934 Yes, that's fine. But I would like to focus on my acting, Mr. Weathers. 41 00:02:17,044 --> 00:02:19,376 I did give you my last $1,100. 42 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,415 Let me tell you a little story about acting. 43 00:02:22,516 --> 00:02:25,883 I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice, with Anne Archer. 44 00:02:25,986 --> 00:02:28,477 Never once touched my per diem. 45 00:02:28,589 --> 00:02:32,081 I go to craft service, get some raw veggies, bacon, cup of soup... 46 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:34,718 Baby, I had a stew goin'. 47 00:02:35,763 --> 00:02:38,061 I think I'd like my money back. 48 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:47,402 Like his father, George Michael had been nursing an impossible crush. 49 00:02:47,508 --> 00:02:49,408 It was on his cousin, Maeby. 50 00:02:49,510 --> 00:02:53,446 And with no one to talk to, he was looking for some kind of direction. 51 00:02:53,547 --> 00:02:56,141 just give me a sign. 52 00:02:57,918 --> 00:03:01,649 First one's obvious. Okay. 53 00:03:02,890 --> 00:03:05,358 He continued to look for a sign. 54 00:03:05,459 --> 00:03:08,326 - Until finally... - "Maybe tonight." 55 00:03:08,429 --> 00:03:10,420 What are the chances? 56 00:03:10,531 --> 00:03:13,659 Actually, "Maybe Tonight" was a very popular candy slogan... 57 00:03:13,767 --> 00:03:15,667 and the chances were one in eight. 58 00:03:15,769 --> 00:03:18,704 - What are you doin'? - Just tryin' to throw stuff at my dad's head... 59 00:03:18,806 --> 00:03:21,070 - but the wind keeps taking it. - Oh, cool. 60 00:03:21,175 --> 00:03:23,075 So, I, uh... I found this. 61 00:03:23,177 --> 00:03:26,237 I thought it was like a one-in-a-million thing. It just made me think of you. 62 00:03:26,347 --> 00:03:30,443 - Oh, perfect. - Trying to make my relation... 63 00:03:30,551 --> 00:03:32,712 - I saw that. - And Lucille... 64 00:03:32,820 --> 00:03:35,516 found a way to force a wedge into her son's relationship. 65 00:03:35,623 --> 00:03:38,717 Lucille, guess who's coming to dinner? 66 00:03:38,826 --> 00:03:42,318 I've invited Carl to dine with us next Tuesday. 67 00:03:42,429 --> 00:03:44,624 Mother, you know I have class on Tuesday. 68 00:03:44,732 --> 00:03:48,532 Oh, how silly of me. 69 00:03:48,636 --> 00:03:51,935 Well, then perhaps the two of you can have dinner alone. 70 00:03:52,039 --> 00:03:55,668 Oh, well, I never say no to dinner, with a beautiful lady that is. 71 00:03:55,776 --> 00:03:58,973 - Do you like ham? - No. I love it. 72 00:04:03,450 --> 00:04:05,975 And the family gathered to watch a videotape... 73 00:04:06,086 --> 00:04:09,385 George Sr. had sent Lindsay and Tobias for their anniversary. 74 00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:12,425 Hello, I'm George Bluth... 75 00:04:12,526 --> 00:04:15,017 and for the next 45 minutes... 76 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:17,495 let me take you on a journey... 77 00:04:17,598 --> 00:04:20,761 Good grief. He sent us one of his idiot videotapes. 78 00:04:20,868 --> 00:04:23,803 First this... - You've seen George Bluth on videotape. 79 00:04:23,904 --> 00:04:26,896 You have got to learn to be alone. 80 00:04:27,007 --> 00:04:30,499 I cheated and I lied. And I whored around. 81 00:04:30,611 --> 00:04:33,739 Caged Wisdom changed my life. 82 00:04:33,847 --> 00:04:37,044 Now is your chance to own the entire George Bluth Caged Wisdom library... 83 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:39,051 for only four payments of 19.95. 84 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:41,678 - This was supposed to be my anniversary toast. - Yeah. 85 00:04:41,789 --> 00:04:44,883 And this was supposed to be my Valentine's Day party. 86 00:04:44,992 --> 00:04:46,892 Speaking of which... 87 00:04:46,994 --> 00:04:49,019 Lupe, where are those balloons? 88 00:04:49,129 --> 00:04:51,188 You want balloons? 89 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:56,033 Speech, speech, speech... 90 00:04:56,136 --> 00:05:00,266 {Joining In] Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech... 91 00:05:00,374 --> 00:05:03,366 speech, speech, speech speech... 92 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:05,570 - Come on, speech. - Speech, speech, speech, speech... 93 00:05:05,679 --> 00:05:09,115 The family continued to chant, "Speech, speech, speech'... 94 00:05:09,216 --> 00:05:11,548 for no one in particular. 95 00:05:11,652 --> 00:05:13,916 - Speech, speech... - All right. 96 00:05:14,021 --> 00:05:15,921 Speech. 97 00:05:18,559 --> 00:05:20,959 After all that, I was kinda hoping somebody would make a speech. 98 00:05:21,061 --> 00:05:24,053 - Speech, speech, speech... - All right, all right, all right. I'll say something. 99 00:05:24,164 --> 00:05:26,758 - Typical. - We've all had a tough couple of months. 100 00:05:26,867 --> 00:05:29,427 I think we're all really figuring out who we are... 101 00:05:29,536 --> 00:05:31,436 and what we really need in life. 102 00:05:31,538 --> 00:05:34,234 And that can be painful. 103 00:05:34,341 --> 00:05:38,072 However, you can't really heal yourself until you stop living a lie, you know. 104 00:05:38,178 --> 00:05:42,080 But, uh, l-I promise that we're all gonna be a lot happier in the long run. 105 00:05:42,182 --> 00:05:44,377 So, on a very unusual Valentine's Day... 106 00:05:44,485 --> 00:05:48,945 cheers to Mom and Dad, to Buster and Lucille... 107 00:05:49,056 --> 00:05:50,958 - Don't forget my girlfriend. - That's who I meant. 108 00:05:50,958 --> 00:05:52,289 - Don't forget my girlfriend. - That's who I meant. 109 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:55,954 To Lindsay and Tobias, to George Michael and... 110 00:05:56,063 --> 00:05:58,827 I almost said George Michael and Maeby. 111 00:05:58,932 --> 00:06:02,163 - Oh. - Um, to Gob and Marta. 112 00:06:02,269 --> 00:06:04,430 - Mmm. - To love and happiness. 113 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:07,336 I love you all, Marta. 114 00:06:07,441 --> 00:06:10,001 And Marta realized it was Michael, not Gob... 115 00:06:10,110 --> 00:06:13,170 who had everything she had been looking for in a man. 116 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,942 I made a huge mistake. 117 00:06:18,807 --> 00:06:22,140 I was thinking about that toast you gave at my anniversary party. 118 00:06:22,244 --> 00:06:25,270 - So, I want to get a divorce. - What? 119 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:28,611 Do you think I should use our attorney, Barry, or just kind of bolt in the night? 120 00:06:28,717 --> 00:06:30,617 I'm leaning toward bolt in the night, but... 121 00:06:30,719 --> 00:06:33,449 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lindsay, I wasn't talking about getting a divorce. 122 00:06:33,555 --> 00:06:36,149 Oh, Michael. It's time. 123 00:06:36,258 --> 00:06:39,386 The man's psychologically incapable of taking all of his clothes off. 124 00:06:39,494 --> 00:06:42,895 In fact, Tobias was a never-nude. 125 00:06:42,998 --> 00:06:46,263 As of yet, the D.S.M. -IV has not acknowledged the affliction. 126 00:06:46,368 --> 00:06:49,462 I don't know, Lindsay. I mean, who am I to judge? 127 00:06:49,571 --> 00:06:51,505 On the other hand, I am doing it anyway... 128 00:06:51,606 --> 00:06:55,599 so let me suggest before you talk divorce, at least consider a separation. 129 00:06:55,711 --> 00:06:57,611 - You know, you do have a kid. - I know. 130 00:06:57,713 --> 00:07:00,307 I was gonna take her with me in the night. She's part of the bolt. 131 00:07:00,415 --> 00:07:02,315 Lindsay. 132 00:07:02,417 --> 00:07:04,578 All right. I'll think about it. 133 00:07:06,989 --> 00:07:08,957 - Hello? - Hey, brother. 134 00:07:09,057 --> 00:07:12,117 I just want to tell you how much I enjoyed your speech yesterday. 135 00:07:12,227 --> 00:07:15,287 You know, about family and... and being true to ourselves. 136 00:07:15,397 --> 00:07:17,797 Oh, well, I'm... I'm glad it made an impact. 137 00:07:17,899 --> 00:07:21,096 Yeah. I never want to look at Mom again. 138 00:07:21,203 --> 00:07:23,137 What happened? 139 00:07:23,238 --> 00:07:26,935 Well, I can't really talk. She might be listening in. 140 00:07:27,042 --> 00:07:30,136 Do you know she tried to set up my girlfriend with a man? 141 00:07:30,245 --> 00:07:32,770 This has to stop. 142 00:07:32,881 --> 00:07:34,781 You know, that's not really what I was going for. 143 00:07:34,883 --> 00:07:38,614 I'm a man, Mike! I'm a man. 144 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,620 Can I throw out this yogurt? 145 00:07:40,722 --> 00:07:42,622 Buster, two things. 146 00:07:42,724 --> 00:07:45,192 First of all, I think it might be time for you to move out, you know? 147 00:07:45,293 --> 00:07:48,956 Secondly, you don't want to take any chances with yogurt, Mom. Just let her throw it out. 148 00:07:49,064 --> 00:07:52,124 - He-Hello? Who's on this phone? - Hey. Huh? 149 00:07:53,835 --> 00:07:55,735 - Michael? - Hey. 150 00:07:55,837 --> 00:07:59,364 - Great speech last night. - Oh, really? What did it inspire you to do, kill somebody? 151 00:07:59,474 --> 00:08:01,374 Getting there. Marta's cheating on me. 152 00:08:01,476 --> 00:08:03,706 - What? - Yeah, can you believe that? 153 00:08:03,812 --> 00:08:08,511 That's crazy, Gob. She's not a cheater. If she were to cheat, I'd like to think she'd cheat... 154 00:08:08,617 --> 00:08:10,915 - You're the cheater. - That's how I know all the signs. 155 00:08:11,019 --> 00:08:13,249 Last night she was all distant and weird. 156 00:08:13,355 --> 00:08:15,414 Wouldn't let me make love to her on Mom's bed. 157 00:08:15,524 --> 00:08:18,982 I don't even want to tell you what she wouldn't let me do to her in the car. 158 00:08:19,094 --> 00:08:22,222 And then today, I overhear her talking on the phone about somebody all super silently. 159 00:08:22,330 --> 00:08:24,230 All in Spanish. 160 00:08:24,332 --> 00:08:27,495 In fact, Marta was on the phone with her mother talking about Michael. 161 00:08:32,607 --> 00:08:34,734 Hermano. 162 00:08:34,843 --> 00:08:38,335 She kept using this guy's name, like, "Hermano." 163 00:08:38,447 --> 00:08:42,178 Let me tell you something. We're gonna track this "Hermano" down, and we're gonna nail him. 164 00:08:42,284 --> 00:08:44,844 'Cause if anyone's gonna go out with that girl, it's gonna be one of us. 165 00:08:44,953 --> 00:08:48,514 - Right. Me. - And I'm okay with that. 166 00:08:48,623 --> 00:08:52,115 I don't get it. Why do we have to change rooms? 167 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:55,219 Cousins of the opposite gender shouldn't be sharing a room. 168 00:08:55,330 --> 00:08:58,891 But that's just the point. I mean, we're cousins. Gender has nothing to do with it. 169 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,867 I mean, cousins can bunk together. That's why they call it "bunkin' cousins." 170 00:09:01,970 --> 00:09:05,371 - "Kissin' cousins." - We're not kissing! That's the point! 171 00:09:05,474 --> 00:09:08,409 George Michael was concerned that Tobias had seen the candy heart... 172 00:09:08,510 --> 00:09:11,968 that said "Maybe Tonight'and had figured out that he had a crush on his cousin. 173 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,311 Besides, I don't even care. You said share a room with her, I shared a room with her. 174 00:09:15,417 --> 00:09:18,580 Now you're saying don't share a room with her. Fine. I'm just doing whatever you say. 175 00:09:18,687 --> 00:09:21,918 You know, the adults making all the decisions around here. Why am I in trouble? 176 00:09:22,023 --> 00:09:25,925 You're not in trouble. We're all just gonna have a more normal arrangement. 177 00:09:26,027 --> 00:09:30,396 I'm gonna sleep with my daughter, and you're gonna sleep with my husband. 178 00:09:30,499 --> 00:09:33,832 Buster had taken Michael's advice and decided to confront his mother. 179 00:09:37,072 --> 00:09:40,508 "Because you know I don't appreciate how you treat me. 180 00:09:40,609 --> 00:09:42,509 I am not a child, Mother." 181 00:09:46,014 --> 00:09:48,574 Blow. 182 00:09:48,683 --> 00:09:51,413 No, Mother! I can blow myself. 183 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,647 And you have interfered for the last time. 184 00:09:53,755 --> 00:09:58,089 Fine. Go! Move out. 185 00:10:06,701 --> 00:10:09,602 So, Buster loaded up his possessions... 186 00:10:09,704 --> 00:10:11,831 and emancipated himself from his mother. 187 00:10:20,582 --> 00:10:23,050 Oh, hey, Buster. I thought you had class. 188 00:10:23,151 --> 00:10:25,984 I thought you had class. My brother-in-law fires you... 189 00:10:26,087 --> 00:10:28,521 - and you move in on my girlfriend? - Come on now. Wait a minute. 190 00:10:28,623 --> 00:10:32,491 This is purely a social call. You know, just two adults gettin' a stew on, man. 191 00:10:32,594 --> 00:10:35,791 I don't know what that means, but it sounds disgusting. 192 00:10:35,897 --> 00:10:38,695 Hey, Buster. Gee, I thought you had class. 193 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,098 I thought you had class! 194 00:10:42,604 --> 00:10:44,504 I want to move in with you. 195 00:10:44,606 --> 00:10:47,473 I'm tired of my mom trying to control me. 196 00:10:47,576 --> 00:10:52,275 Wait a minute. Are you sure you're doing this because you want to be with me... 197 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:56,544 - and not because you want to get even with your mother? - This isn't about my mother. 198 00:10:56,651 --> 00:10:59,415 Besides, it's the only way I'm ever gonna get her to respect me. 199 00:10:59,521 --> 00:11:03,321 Buster, this is exactly why our relationship does not work. 200 00:11:03,425 --> 00:11:07,327 - Our relationship doesn't work? - Not as long as you keep getting me mixed up with your mother. 201 00:11:07,429 --> 00:11:09,624 It is exactly the opposite. 202 00:11:09,731 --> 00:11:11,995 I'm leaving my mother for you. 203 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:14,591 You're replacing my mother. 204 00:11:14,703 --> 00:11:16,671 You need some time. 205 00:11:16,771 --> 00:11:18,671 Huh? 206 00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:42,021 Meanwhile, Michael was following Marta to confirm... 207 00:11:42,130 --> 00:11:44,189 Gob's suspicions about her affair. 208 00:11:44,299 --> 00:11:47,359 First, he saw her buy a present at an exclusive men's store. 209 00:11:47,469 --> 00:11:52,463 The trail then led Michael to the set of Marta's Spanish language soap opera. 210 00:11:52,574 --> 00:11:54,804 Excuse me. I'm looking for "Hermano." 211 00:11:54,909 --> 00:11:57,036 - ? Mi hermano? Ahi. - Mmm. 212 00:11:57,145 --> 00:12:00,911 - There, in the green? Great, thanks. Gracias. - Mm-hmm. 213 00:12:01,016 --> 00:12:04,816 "Hermano." 214 00:12:04,919 --> 00:12:06,819 - Are you "Hermano"? - ? Mi hermano? 215 00:12:06,921 --> 00:12:08,946 Es ahi. 216 00:12:09,057 --> 00:12:11,753 - That's the guy who just... - Mm-hmm. 217 00:12:14,062 --> 00:12:16,462 Son of a bitch. 218 00:12:19,868 --> 00:12:22,132 Hey. 219 00:12:26,174 --> 00:12:28,734 Marta. 220 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,646 I had to see you. He moved out. 221 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,877 Moved out? Buster did? 222 00:12:35,985 --> 00:12:38,920 - I know it's for his own good, but I'm worried. - He's gonna be fine. 223 00:12:39,021 --> 00:12:41,751 I'm not worried about him. 224 00:12:41,858 --> 00:12:44,326 I've never lived in the apartment alone. 225 00:12:44,427 --> 00:12:46,622 - I'm not sure I'm up to this. - All right. Shh, shh, shh. 226 00:12:46,729 --> 00:12:49,926 Listen. I know you think I'm going after the $49... 227 00:12:50,032 --> 00:12:53,832 but I want... I want you to watch a little Caged Wisdom. 228 00:12:53,936 --> 00:12:57,929 - Not this garbage again. - There is joy in solitude, Lucille. 229 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:02,170 Try being alone. l-l-It just might make you happier. 230 00:13:02,278 --> 00:13:05,008 Honey, my happiest times here are alone. 231 00:13:07,116 --> 00:13:11,576 Hey, Bruno, any chance that the hole is available between 4:00 and 6:00? 232 00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:14,178 I don't even want to know what that means. 233 00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:16,781 With nowhere else to go, Buster arrived at the model home. 234 00:13:16,893 --> 00:13:19,589 - Buster Bluth. - Hey, Brother-in-law. 235 00:13:19,695 --> 00:13:22,892 Good news. Carl got me an audition. 236 00:13:22,999 --> 00:13:26,230 - Carl Weathers? - I think the world is about to fall in love... 237 00:13:26,335 --> 00:13:29,395 with "Frightened Inmate #2." 238 00:13:29,505 --> 00:13:32,997 Well, at least he gave you something. Carl Weathers took everything from me. 239 00:13:33,109 --> 00:13:35,805 My entire life just came crashing down, and it's all his fault. 240 00:13:35,912 --> 00:13:38,107 I will never love again. 241 00:13:38,214 --> 00:13:41,274 - Hello. - Oh, my God. 242 00:13:41,384 --> 00:13:43,818 - Is everything okay? - And suddenly... 243 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:47,253 Buster realized Marta was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. 244 00:13:47,356 --> 00:13:49,256 I've been dating an old lady. 245 00:13:49,358 --> 00:13:51,223 Is Michael here? 246 00:13:51,327 --> 00:13:54,057 - l-I don't... I don't know where he is. - In fact... 247 00:13:54,163 --> 00:13:56,654 Michael was just returning from his day of following Marta. 248 00:13:56,766 --> 00:13:58,961 Well, I lost her. 249 00:13:59,068 --> 00:14:01,400 - Michael. - Marta. 250 00:14:01,504 --> 00:14:04,268 - I'm so glad I caught you. - You caught me? 251 00:14:04,373 --> 00:14:06,273 - Yes. - Oh. 252 00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:08,900 First of all, thank you so much for the lovely party... 253 00:14:09,011 --> 00:14:12,003 and for making me feel so welcome in your family. 254 00:14:12,114 --> 00:14:14,514 - Yeah, sure. - We love you! 255 00:14:16,185 --> 00:14:18,244 Can l... Can I stay here for a little while? 256 00:14:18,354 --> 00:14:20,322 Everybody's already sharing a bedroom but me, Buster. 257 00:14:20,423 --> 00:14:22,914 Oh, perfect. 258 00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:27,394 So, I was hoping you might have some time to talk. 259 00:14:27,496 --> 00:14:29,828 There's something I need... 260 00:14:29,932 --> 00:14:32,423 - Maybe we could have dinner? - Hello. 261 00:14:32,535 --> 00:14:36,471 She's at the house. She's at the house! 262 00:14:36,572 --> 00:14:40,269 - One second. - I'm gonna speak very carefully in case she's with you. 263 00:14:40,376 --> 00:14:42,640 - You're right. - Right about what? She's there? 264 00:14:42,745 --> 00:14:45,441 What's going on? Who's with you? If it's Marta, say "nobody." 265 00:14:45,548 --> 00:14:47,573 - Nobody. - Well, now I don't know what's going on. 266 00:14:47,683 --> 00:14:51,175 So, did you find out anything? l-I'm dying here, Michael. 267 00:14:51,287 --> 00:14:53,778 - D-Did you find that guy? What's his name? - "Hermano." 268 00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:55,949 - "Hermano." - Is that your brother? 269 00:14:56,058 --> 00:14:57,889 Hmm? No. He's upstairs, remember? 270 00:14:57,994 --> 00:15:01,122 Listen, I gotta go. Somebody wants to take me out to dinner. 271 00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:03,323 - Somebody? - Nobody. 272 00:15:03,432 --> 00:15:06,993 - Why don't I just come in? I'm right outside. - No, no. Not... Not a good idea. 273 00:15:07,103 --> 00:15:09,697 Somebody wants to talk to me about something. 274 00:15:09,805 --> 00:15:12,069 Ah, she wants to talk to you. Got it. 275 00:15:12,174 --> 00:15:14,335 For some reason women feel safe around you. 276 00:15:14,443 --> 00:15:16,343 Maybe because you've only had sex four times. 277 00:15:16,445 --> 00:15:19,539 Four women! Not four times! And they talk to me because I talk to them. 278 00:15:19,649 --> 00:15:23,676 Look, go to dinner. Let's get to the bottom of this "Hermano" stuff, brother. 279 00:15:23,786 --> 00:15:26,186 - Yep. Great. - Great. 280 00:15:28,124 --> 00:15:30,354 Hey, about dinner, I'd love to. 281 00:15:32,762 --> 00:15:37,825 Tobias arrived at his audition for "Frightened Inmate #2." 282 00:15:40,903 --> 00:15:45,135 The competition frightened Tobias, which he felt he could use in his performance. 283 00:15:45,241 --> 00:15:47,471 Unfortunately this made him more confident... 284 00:15:47,576 --> 00:15:50,238 which frightened him again. 285 00:15:50,346 --> 00:15:52,246 I'm ready. 286 00:15:52,348 --> 00:15:54,578 That night, Maeby moved in to Lindsay's room. 287 00:15:54,684 --> 00:15:58,017 Isn't this fun? It's like a slumber party. 288 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,384 Hmm. 289 00:16:01,624 --> 00:16:04,855 That's it! Tell me what's up with you and Dad. 290 00:16:04,961 --> 00:16:06,986 Nothing. Nothing's wrong with your father and me. 291 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,963 We have a... a wonderful, close relationship. 292 00:16:10,066 --> 00:16:12,193 Can I let you in on a little secret? 293 00:16:12,301 --> 00:16:17,034 Hmm? Having him in the next room makes me miss him all the more. 294 00:16:17,139 --> 00:16:21,371 Mom, please. He's got a big-boy crush on Action Jackson. 295 00:16:21,477 --> 00:16:23,809 I know. How can I compete with that? 296 00:16:23,913 --> 00:16:28,577 Okay. We're having a little fight right now. 297 00:16:28,684 --> 00:16:31,414 But don't worry, darling. Okay? 298 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,488 Mommy and Daddy aren't going anywhere. 299 00:16:33,589 --> 00:16:36,888 Okay. I'm gonna go unpack my suitcase. 300 00:16:36,993 --> 00:16:39,791 No! We may have to bolt. 301 00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:42,386 Tobias moved in to George Michael's room. 302 00:16:42,498 --> 00:16:45,058 Maeby and I were cool with each other. And you must miss your wife. 303 00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:47,067 It's practically still your anniversary. 304 00:16:47,169 --> 00:16:49,637 Fourteen years of lies. 305 00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:52,640 Yes, I'm the doctor. The perfect husband. 306 00:16:52,742 --> 00:16:55,836 The big manly man. The big strong daddy. 307 00:16:55,945 --> 00:16:58,937 Do you know the last time that I made love to my wife? 308 00:16:59,048 --> 00:17:00,845 - No. - I'll tell you when. 309 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:03,316 - No, don't. - See, nothing has ever been easy for us. 310 00:17:03,419 --> 00:17:06,547 I mean, the only reason she went out with me was to piss offher boyfriend. 311 00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:09,954 The only reason she ever married me was to piss off her mother. 312 00:17:10,059 --> 00:17:13,358 And then, of course, we couldn't conceive. So there was that famous ordeal. 313 00:17:13,462 --> 00:17:17,193 Wh-What do you mean you couldn't conceive? Was Maeby adopted? 314 00:17:17,299 --> 00:17:20,427 What? Is she not really related to me? Is she just some girl I know? 315 00:17:20,536 --> 00:17:24,199 Ah, it's Carl Weathers. Yes, Carl Weathers. 316 00:17:25,307 --> 00:17:28,037 I did? That's... That's wonderful. 317 00:17:28,144 --> 00:17:30,305 That's... 318 00:17:30,413 --> 00:17:33,041 Huh! I booked it! I booked the acting job! 319 00:17:33,149 --> 00:17:37,483 Did you hear that, Lindsay? You could have been sleeping with "Frightened Inmate #2." 320 00:17:40,656 --> 00:17:44,456 And Lucille was experiencing being alone for the first time. 321 00:17:46,095 --> 00:17:49,087 Unable to sleep, she decided to watch TV. 322 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:52,292 You have got to learn to be alone. 323 00:17:52,401 --> 00:17:54,835 Then she remembered that with no one to disturb... 324 00:17:54,937 --> 00:17:57,132 she could turn up the volume as loud as she wanted. 325 00:17:57,239 --> 00:18:01,539 Caged Wisdom teaches you that you have to find thejoy within yourself. 326 00:18:04,313 --> 00:18:06,406 And that's when Lucille realized... 327 00:18:06,515 --> 00:18:09,712 that shejust might like being alone after all. 328 00:18:14,256 --> 00:18:17,817 The next night, Michael had dinner with Marta at her house... 329 00:18:17,927 --> 00:18:21,055 hoping to finally get the answers he was looking for. 330 00:18:21,163 --> 00:18:24,655 So, um, about Gob. How's that goin'? 331 00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:27,429 Well, as you said... 332 00:18:27,536 --> 00:18:30,266 finding out who you really are, it can be painful. 333 00:18:30,372 --> 00:18:33,205 - But you can't live a lie. - No, I can't. 334 00:18:33,309 --> 00:18:35,709 But some people find a way to make that work. 335 00:18:35,811 --> 00:18:38,974 Yes, but sometimes working at something... 336 00:18:39,081 --> 00:18:41,572 it's a way to not deal with some other thing. 337 00:18:41,684 --> 00:18:45,677 But he who often suggests... 338 00:18:45,788 --> 00:18:47,688 uh, working on another thing... 339 00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:50,554 - which when the first thing is not... - Will you excuse me for a moment? 340 00:18:50,659 --> 00:18:53,219 Yes. Sure. 341 00:18:53,329 --> 00:18:56,730 - What the hell is he talking about? - What is she talking about? 342 00:18:56,832 --> 00:18:59,858 - Can I have a piece of cake? - And Michael saw an opportunity... 343 00:18:59,969 --> 00:19:03,302 to get the information he wasn't getting from Marta from her son. 344 00:19:03,405 --> 00:19:06,203 I'll tell you what. I got... I got a deal for you, partner. 345 00:19:07,543 --> 00:19:10,444 I'll give you what you want... 346 00:19:10,546 --> 00:19:12,537 if you give me what I want. 347 00:19:12,648 --> 00:19:17,210 Tell me everything you know about... "Hermano." 348 00:19:17,319 --> 00:19:20,049 - ? Hermano? - Does your mother love "Hermano?" 349 00:19:20,156 --> 00:19:22,590 Si, mi hermano. 350 00:19:22,691 --> 00:19:25,819 - He's here? - Shh. He's sleeping. 351 00:19:27,663 --> 00:19:31,963 - Don't go in there. - Why? Is there something you don't want me to see? 352 00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:34,729 - What are you talking about? - We can keep going around in circles... 353 00:19:34,837 --> 00:19:37,397 but maybe one of us should just come out and say what it is we want to say. 354 00:19:37,506 --> 00:19:39,474 You're right. 355 00:19:39,575 --> 00:19:43,067 - It's not working with Gob. - Why doesn't he know that? 356 00:19:43,179 --> 00:19:45,238 You know you could have just come out and told him... 357 00:19:45,347 --> 00:19:48,316 you know, instead of lying and sneaking around, moving on to the next guy. 358 00:19:48,417 --> 00:19:52,183 I didn't think you were that kind of a person. I thought you and I shared the same values. 359 00:19:52,288 --> 00:19:54,688 I thought you and I could've been, uh... 360 00:19:56,759 --> 00:20:00,695 No, forget it. Eh... I don't know how I had you so wrong. 361 00:20:00,796 --> 00:20:03,321 You're right. 362 00:20:03,432 --> 00:20:05,798 I should have told him before I invited you here. 363 00:20:08,237 --> 00:20:10,501 This can never be. 364 00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:16,269 Then he noticed the gift he had seen her buy. 365 00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:33,222 - What does "te amo" mean? - I love you. 366 00:20:33,329 --> 00:20:35,729 Hmm. 367 00:20:35,831 --> 00:20:38,356 And who's in there? 368 00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,970 Mi hermano. 369 00:20:44,073 --> 00:20:46,735 Brother. 370 00:20:46,842 --> 00:20:49,640 I've made a huge mistake. 371 00:20:50,412 --> 00:20:52,471 On the next Arrested Development. 372 00:20:52,581 --> 00:20:55,015 George Michael begins an investigation. 373 00:20:55,117 --> 00:20:58,086 So, you wanna go to the movies? Ow! 374 00:20:58,187 --> 00:21:00,815 I'll let you know when I get back from the lab. 375 00:21:00,923 --> 00:21:02,891 Tobias faces his greatest acting challenge. 376 00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:05,187 There's a shower scene? I have to be nude. 377 00:21:05,294 --> 00:21:07,854 Well, you don't shower with your clothes on, now, do ya? 378 00:21:09,265 --> 00:21:12,029 And Buster rebounds from Lucille 2. 379 00:21:12,134 --> 00:21:15,160 - Yo te quiero mucho. - Yo te quiero mucho. 380 00:21:15,271 --> 00:21:18,399 Te amo, Marta. Te amo.