1 00:00:01,146 --> 00:00:04,047 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,149 --> 00:00:06,140 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,251 --> 00:00:08,242 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,759 --> 00:00:15,420 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,230 --> 00:00:21,996 Michael Bluth was infatuated with his brother's girlfriend, Marta... 6 00:00:22,579 --> 00:00:25,013 a Spanish-language soap opera star. 7 00:00:25,115 --> 00:00:29,643 But when he found out she was interested in a man named Hermano, he confronted her. 8 00:00:29,753 --> 00:00:32,654 Unfortunately, he discovered too late... 9 00:00:32,756 --> 00:00:35,554 that "hermano" in Spanish meant "brother," 10 00:00:35,659 --> 00:00:40,528 and the person Marta was infatuated with was, in fact, himself. 11 00:00:40,631 --> 00:00:46,092 This was distracting Michael the next day when he went to meet his father's attorney at prison. 12 00:00:46,203 --> 00:00:48,603 Look, there is nothing to it. It's an arraignment. 13 00:00:48,705 --> 00:00:53,335 They announce the charges. However, it would help if you all showed up... 14 00:00:53,443 --> 00:00:55,775 Iooking like a loving, supportive family. 15 00:00:55,879 --> 00:00:58,006 - For how long? - Ten minutes, tops. 16 00:00:58,115 --> 00:01:01,016 See if you can get it down to five. 17 00:01:01,118 --> 00:01:04,554 You know, maybe I should confess these crimes, save everybody the trouble. 18 00:01:04,655 --> 00:01:09,183 Oh, get off the mount. You're coming home, guilty or somehow found not guilty. 19 00:01:09,293 --> 00:01:11,818 Hello? 20 00:01:11,929 --> 00:01:15,922 What the hell is going on? I'm waiting to hear about Marta and this Hermano guy. 21 00:01:16,033 --> 00:01:18,524 Yeah, I checked it out. I do not think that she's cheating. 22 00:01:18,635 --> 00:01:22,298 - I'm going over to Marta's. - No, no, no. Don't do that, okay? 23 00:01:22,406 --> 00:01:24,533 just lay low, be cool and I'll talk to her again. 24 00:01:24,641 --> 00:01:27,735 - That way you won't look so desperate, you know? - You're a good guy, mon frère. 25 00:01:27,844 --> 00:01:29,812 That means "brother" in French. 26 00:01:29,913 --> 00:01:33,280 I don't know why I know that. I took four years of Spanish. 27 00:01:33,383 --> 00:01:35,578 So Michael went to speak with Marta... 28 00:01:35,686 --> 00:01:38,655 about the misunderstanding from the night before. 29 00:01:38,755 --> 00:01:41,588 - I owe you an apology. - No, I owe you an apology. 30 00:01:41,692 --> 00:01:45,321 I'm so ashamed that I was so disrespectful to your brother. 31 00:01:45,429 --> 00:01:47,829 Oh, who cares? Nobody respects him. 32 00:01:47,931 --> 00:01:51,560 You see, Marta, I have been interested in you since the first day that we met. 33 00:01:51,668 --> 00:01:55,069 - Really? - Yeah. Yeah. 34 00:01:55,172 --> 00:01:57,470 It doesn't matter. 35 00:01:57,574 --> 00:02:01,101 We live by a code, you and l... to honor family. 36 00:02:01,211 --> 00:02:05,875 Yes. That's one of the things that attracted me to you... your sense of right and wrong. 37 00:02:05,983 --> 00:02:08,247 I also like your hair and your face and your breasts. 38 00:02:08,352 --> 00:02:10,820 - You're so unlike your brother. - Oh, thank you. 39 00:02:10,921 --> 00:02:15,255 - Gob is like the cock of the walk. But not you. - You are so kind. 40 00:02:15,359 --> 00:02:18,920 - You're sensitive, like a woman. - That's enough. 41 00:02:19,029 --> 00:02:21,259 We do have to do the right thing. 42 00:02:21,365 --> 00:02:25,665 - And being together is the wrong thing. - Very, very... 43 00:02:25,769 --> 00:02:27,669 wrong. 44 00:02:48,058 --> 00:02:51,027 - Is that Gob? - He likes to make love to this. 45 00:02:51,128 --> 00:02:54,495 - I'm gonna turn this off. - Please. 46 00:02:55,966 --> 00:02:58,764 Oh! 47 00:02:58,869 --> 00:03:02,737 - Gob's wand. - Oh, this... this is so wrong. 48 00:03:02,839 --> 00:03:06,639 - Yes. - No, no, no. Not-Not-Not... Not... Not hot wrong. 49 00:03:06,743 --> 00:03:11,874 - You know, regular wrong. I gotta tell Gob. - No, I have to tell him. 50 00:03:11,982 --> 00:03:16,009 Yes, but you speak a little slowly, and I really want to get this thing moving along. 51 00:03:16,119 --> 00:03:19,316 So, listen, you do the noble thing, and you tell him that you've met somebody else. 52 00:03:19,423 --> 00:03:22,483 I'm gonna do the noble thing and tell him that it's me. 53 00:03:22,592 --> 00:03:25,652 While I'm doing my noble thing you could put those photos in a box, get rid of the wand... 54 00:03:25,762 --> 00:03:28,697 and we can do the wrong thing the right way. 55 00:03:28,799 --> 00:03:31,768 And Maeby was getting tired ofher parents'constant fighting. 56 00:03:31,868 --> 00:03:35,167 I'm saying every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it. 57 00:03:35,272 --> 00:03:37,706 Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that! 58 00:03:37,808 --> 00:03:41,403 That's my point, you handsome cowboy, you. 59 00:03:41,511 --> 00:03:47,347 Oh, great. And now you're mocking me, you selfish, country-music-loving lady. 60 00:03:47,451 --> 00:03:49,351 Hello, Maeby. 61 00:03:49,453 --> 00:03:52,684 Nice cover. Why don't you two just get a divorce and save us all a lot of grief? 62 00:03:52,789 --> 00:03:57,249 The night before, Tobias and Lindsay had chosen to sleep in separate rooms... 63 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:00,727 and Tobias had dropped an intriguing bit of information. 64 00:04:00,831 --> 00:04:03,800 And then, of course, we couldn't conceive, so there was that famous ordeal. 65 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:06,562 What do you mean, you couldn't conceive? Was Maeby adopted? 66 00:04:06,670 --> 00:04:09,730 Is she not really related to me? Is she just some girl I know? 67 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,536 George Michael never got an answer. - It's Carl Weathers. 68 00:04:12,642 --> 00:04:15,440 So he set about doing some investigating on his own. 69 00:04:15,545 --> 00:04:18,981 - Hey, have you ever seen any pictures of your mom pregnant? - Don't talk to me about my mom. 70 00:04:19,082 --> 00:04:21,243 She's crazy. Both of them are. 71 00:04:21,351 --> 00:04:24,377 - Sometimes I wish we weren't even related. - Hey, you know, maybe we're not. 72 00:04:24,488 --> 00:04:27,048 Because, I mean, when you think about it, we don't even really look like each other. 73 00:04:27,157 --> 00:04:29,887 No, I was talking about my parents. 74 00:04:29,993 --> 00:04:32,427 God, what's wrong with this family? 75 00:04:33,630 --> 00:04:36,190 Maybe we're not a family. 76 00:04:36,299 --> 00:04:39,564 And maybe that's very, very right. We... 77 00:04:39,669 --> 00:04:44,368 Uncle Gob. Hey, uh, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? 78 00:04:44,474 --> 00:04:49,241 Oh, yeah. Dozens of times. Hey, is your dad around, or... 79 00:04:52,449 --> 00:04:55,941 - Hey, Gob. Marta call? - She sure has... 80 00:04:56,052 --> 00:04:58,850 four times, but I didn't take the calls. 81 00:04:58,955 --> 00:05:01,014 Oh, no? Why not? 82 00:05:01,124 --> 00:05:05,652 - Because of you. You said to lay low. And it's working. - Great. 83 00:05:05,762 --> 00:05:09,425 Tell you what, you may not be good with women, but you are great with other people's women. 84 00:05:09,533 --> 00:05:12,593 I'll give you that. - No! Listen, Gob, you can't just ignore her. 85 00:05:12,702 --> 00:05:15,102 Maybe you should talk to her. She is your girlfriend. 86 00:05:15,205 --> 00:05:17,765 Exactly. And I want to keep it that way. 87 00:05:17,874 --> 00:05:22,504 For all I know, she's calling to break up with me. I don't answer the phone, that doesn't happen. 88 00:05:22,612 --> 00:05:27,447 And it's all because of you, fratello. That's Italian for brother. 89 00:05:27,551 --> 00:05:30,281 Now all I gotta do is find this Hermano guy. 90 00:05:30,387 --> 00:05:32,787 - I'm gonna kill him. - Hey, Brother. 91 00:05:32,889 --> 00:05:34,288 - Hey, Busty. - Hey, Brother. 92 00:05:34,391 --> 00:05:36,655 - Hey, Buster. - Gob, there's no need for violence. 93 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:41,129 There never is. I'd like to think that we're all intelligent, mature... 94 00:05:41,231 --> 00:05:43,893 adults that can settle their differences... 95 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,867 whenever they might come to light, through words. 96 00:05:46,970 --> 00:05:49,200 Yeah, well, I let my fists do the talking. 97 00:05:49,306 --> 00:05:51,934 Not this one, 'cause obviously, I need it for coin tricks and stuff. 98 00:05:52,042 --> 00:05:55,136 - But this one, I let it speak for both of them. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 99 00:05:55,245 --> 00:05:58,942 Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. 100 00:05:59,049 --> 00:06:01,381 That's what I did in high school when I almost got into a fight. 101 00:06:01,484 --> 00:06:04,976 - I think that was about being attacked by bears. - Yeah, I know. 102 00:06:06,489 --> 00:06:08,957 Hey, rich kid. Gimme your lunch money. 103 00:06:11,461 --> 00:06:15,488 But sometimes I wonder what it would be like to get into a fight today. 104 00:06:15,599 --> 00:06:19,592 - You'd be a much bigger ball. - There is so much in life that I have not experienced. 105 00:06:19,703 --> 00:06:23,195 And now that I'm away from Mom, I feel like this is my chance to live. 106 00:06:23,306 --> 00:06:27,402 I want to dance. I want to make love to a woman. I want to get a checking account. 107 00:06:27,510 --> 00:06:30,445 I want to know what it feels like to get my face socked in. 108 00:06:30,547 --> 00:06:33,015 Michael, don't get that! That could be Marta! 109 00:06:33,116 --> 00:06:36,347 What? Oop! Too late. Hello? 110 00:06:36,453 --> 00:06:38,717 - Michael? - Oh, hi, Mom. 111 00:06:38,822 --> 00:06:42,053 - I'm not here. - Is that Buster? Tell him I'm fine without him. 112 00:06:42,158 --> 00:06:45,559 Why haven't you called me back? I'm worried about your father's hearing. 113 00:06:45,662 --> 00:06:48,130 Mom, listen, it's gonna be fine. I'm on it, okay? I'm taking care of it. 114 00:06:48,231 --> 00:06:52,031 - I'll be there first thing Friday morning. - It's tomorrow at 4:30. 115 00:06:52,135 --> 00:06:56,071 - Oh. I should write that down. - Where is your head, Michael? 116 00:06:56,172 --> 00:06:58,402 Everything's gonna be fine. They just read the charges... 117 00:06:58,508 --> 00:07:00,738 and we look like a loving family for, like, six minutes. 118 00:07:00,844 --> 00:07:03,779 - Ten minutes. - We couldn't get that down, huh? 119 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:07,077 George Michael, meanwhile, went to speak with Tobias. 120 00:07:07,183 --> 00:07:09,981 - This was just faxed to you. - Oh, great! The rewrite. 121 00:07:10,086 --> 00:07:12,213 Let's see if they've beefed up my part. 122 00:07:12,322 --> 00:07:14,552 I got three lines! 123 00:07:14,658 --> 00:07:19,391 So, uh, I've been thinking about that, uh... that conversation we were having the other night... 124 00:07:19,496 --> 00:07:21,987 about, uh, where Maeby came from, and, uh... 125 00:07:22,098 --> 00:07:24,760 I was just wondering if you could finish that thought. 126 00:07:24,868 --> 00:07:27,393 Yes, okay. Uh, well, have a seat. 127 00:07:28,505 --> 00:07:30,405 Uh... 128 00:07:31,741 --> 00:07:33,709 Um... 129 00:07:35,211 --> 00:07:37,805 When a man... 130 00:07:37,914 --> 00:07:43,443 needs to prove to a woman that he's actually... 131 00:07:43,553 --> 00:07:45,646 When a man loves a woman... 132 00:07:45,755 --> 00:07:50,124 and he actually wants to make love, uh, to her... 133 00:07:50,226 --> 00:07:53,423 something very, very special happens. 134 00:07:53,530 --> 00:07:56,863 And, uh, with deep, deep concentration... 135 00:07:56,967 --> 00:08:01,301 - and-and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erec... - I'm sorry. 136 00:08:01,404 --> 00:08:03,770 I'm gonna stop you. I know where you're running. 137 00:08:03,873 --> 00:08:06,137 l-I didn't mean babies in general. 138 00:08:06,242 --> 00:08:11,976 Oh, well, that's good, 'cause it was about to get a little, ick, gross. 139 00:08:12,082 --> 00:08:15,677 - Yeah. No, I meant specifically with Maeby. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 140 00:08:15,785 --> 00:08:17,685 - This isn't right. - I know. You're right. 141 00:08:17,787 --> 00:08:19,982 - I'm sorry. - No, no. It says it's a shower scene. 142 00:08:20,090 --> 00:08:23,582 I'm not supposed to be in a shower scene. It has nudity. 143 00:08:23,693 --> 00:08:27,652 Tobias was a never-nude, which is exactly what it sounds like. 144 00:08:27,764 --> 00:08:31,598 I don't do nudity. It says that right on my résumé. Okay? 145 00:08:31,701 --> 00:08:34,192 What... What do you think I wear these for? 146 00:08:34,304 --> 00:08:36,704 I was never actually clear on that. 147 00:08:36,806 --> 00:08:39,832 So, you're, uh... you're not with Marta anymore? 148 00:08:39,943 --> 00:08:44,573 Well, my plan is to get her wanting me but bad, and then I spring it on her. 149 00:08:44,681 --> 00:08:48,310 I know you've been cheating on me, and you just cost yourself one fine man... 150 00:08:48,418 --> 00:08:53,082 - and one fine CD of him singing "Love is in the Air." - Well, I would never, uh... 151 00:08:53,189 --> 00:08:56,283 do this while you were still going out, but, uh... 152 00:08:56,393 --> 00:08:59,658 if you're done with her, I'd sure like a crack at her. 153 00:08:59,763 --> 00:09:02,857 Right, right. That sounds great. Go for it, buddy. 154 00:09:02,966 --> 00:09:05,901 But you know that she's kind of used to being with me, right? 155 00:09:06,002 --> 00:09:10,063 So, it'd be sort of like going from prime rib to... 156 00:09:10,173 --> 00:09:13,506 I don't know... weird brother of prime rib. 157 00:09:13,610 --> 00:09:16,579 - Do you even know her? - I met her. I fell for her. 158 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:22,345 I've been watching her program, El Amor Prohibido... The Love That Is Forbidden. 159 00:09:22,452 --> 00:09:24,716 She is the love that's forbidden. 160 00:09:24,821 --> 00:09:27,119 The love of my hermano. 161 00:09:27,223 --> 00:09:29,953 Wait a second. What? You know Hermano? 162 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:35,225 "Hermano" is brother in Spanish. As in, "Hey, hermano." 163 00:09:35,331 --> 00:09:37,799 - Huh. - Brother? 164 00:09:37,901 --> 00:09:40,893 - Hermano means brother? - Yeah. 165 00:09:41,004 --> 00:09:45,532 Well, sounds like hermano is about to get his ass kicked. 166 00:09:45,642 --> 00:09:48,440 Well, this is what I said I wanted. 167 00:09:48,545 --> 00:09:54,040 So, all right. Let's get it over with. Huh! 168 00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:59,931 Uh, so, are you gonna hit me? 169 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:04,231 No, I'm not gonna hit you. You're not the brother Marta's cheating on me with. 170 00:10:04,338 --> 00:10:07,933 - Oh. Oh, who is? - How the hell should I know, Buster? 171 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:11,909 You know, there is a guy who plays her older brother on her show. 172 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:14,310 I think his name is Tio. 173 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,405 Tio. 174 00:10:16,517 --> 00:10:20,476 Well, sounds like someone who you think's name is Tio... 175 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:23,055 is about to get his ass kicked. 176 00:10:23,157 --> 00:10:26,422 Thanks for the tip, Buster. 177 00:10:26,527 --> 00:10:30,486 All right, Mom. I'll be sure to tell Buster. Right. Bye. Mom wanted me to tell you... 178 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:33,157 that she doesn't care whether you live or die, but if you're not dead... 179 00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:35,428 she would like to see you at the courthouse tomorrow in the blue sweater. 180 00:10:35,536 --> 00:10:38,596 - Damn! I hate the blue sweater. - She said it would look nice with the gray pants. 181 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:41,173 - Damn it! She's right! - Where's Gob? 182 00:10:41,275 --> 00:10:45,109 - I think he's heading down to the set of Marta's soap opera. - What? 183 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:48,204 She may be cheating on him with the guy who plays her brother. 184 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,840 I mean, I still like her, but we're gonna have to deal with this. 185 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,886 - I gotta go stop him. - And I've got a blue sweater to steam. 186 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,818 - Good luck. - Thanks. 187 00:10:55,923 --> 00:11:00,951 Gob raced to confront Tio, with Michael in hot pursuit. 188 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:08,499 George Michael, having failed to get the information he needed from anyone else... 189 00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:12,402 made the ultimate sacrifice and went to the keeper of the family secrets. 190 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:16,636 - So, uh, it's about Maeby. - Oh! That's a lost cause. 191 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:20,110 - But you get what you pay for, huh? - Yeah. 192 00:11:20,214 --> 00:11:24,275 - Wait. What-What do you mean, "pay"? - Fertility tests, lab fees... 193 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,352 donors and implants. 194 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:29,286 She's not real. She was made in a cup. 195 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:33,849 Like soup... a hundred and thirty thousand dollar cup of soup. 196 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:36,657 How do you like them egg rolls, Mr. Goldstone? 197 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:40,096 All I know is it took an extra year before we could add a den. 198 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,930 So are you saying we're not directly related? 199 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:47,336 I'm saying she already spent her inheritance getting here. 200 00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:51,605 Gob, meanwhile, had finally shown up at the El Amor Prohibido set. 201 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:58,848 Hey, guy. They tell me you're the actor who plays Marta's brother, Tio. 202 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:02,217 - ? Cómo? - Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. 203 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,348 Unfortunately, the actor who played Tio... 204 00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:09,691 had also starred in a Mexican film about the life of Oscar De La Hoya. 205 00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:14,965 Gob. Hey, hey. 206 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:20,131 - You all right? - Where am I? Am I in... two-thirds of a hospital room? 207 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,731 Yeah, listen, um... 208 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,604 It's me. 209 00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:34,713 I'm the guy that she likes. "Hermano" is brother. 210 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,789 Me. 211 00:12:39,393 --> 00:12:42,885 - Well, if I'd known it was you, I wouldn't have minded. - You wouldn't? 212 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:46,227 Michael, you're a great guy. 213 00:12:47,668 --> 00:12:49,932 If you liked her, I would have said, "Go for it." 214 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:54,502 I do kind of like her. 215 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,233 Go for it. 216 00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:03,740 Hi. 217 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:06,614 My brother said we can do it. 218 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,752 That didn't come out as romantic as I'd hoped, but... 219 00:13:20,701 --> 00:13:24,034 Everything is finally perfect. 220 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:29,131 Oh, wait. You jinxed it. Don't worry. I'll turn it off. 221 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:34,441 Mm. It's just my mother. She's probably worried about my Dad's... hearing. 222 00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:37,608 Oh. With my Dad, it is the vision. 223 00:13:37,718 --> 00:13:40,846 Meanwhile, Tobias told Lindsay that he couldn't do the part. 224 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:45,254 - It plays naked, okay? - Tobias, we're gonna have to deal with this sometime. 225 00:13:45,359 --> 00:13:47,486 I understand you not wanting to do it on film... 226 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:51,894 - but you can't even get undressed in front of me. - It is not you, Lindsay. 227 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:56,231 I can't get undressed alone. I can't get undressed by myself. 228 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,794 I mean, this is a real affliction. I'm sorry it's not recognized here in the states. 229 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:02,636 But I know for a fact that there are two members of German Parliament. 230 00:14:02,743 --> 00:14:05,678 They're called "nein wohlstandig" nude. 231 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:09,510 But they're German, so... They speak German, so they have a different... 232 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:14,553 Yeah, well, it's not normal, and ignoring it isn't gonna make it go away. 233 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,623 You've got nothing to be ashamed of. 234 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:21,626 Please, please don't make fun. 235 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:24,094 I'm not making fun. 236 00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:30,099 Look, how 'bout we do this together? 237 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,331 You take off your shirt, and I'll take off my jacket. 238 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:38,906 You know, this family can be pretty screwed up sometimes. But the good news is... 239 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:43,745 Actually, I used to think that, too, but it's better than the alternative. 240 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:47,081 Well, have you explored all the alternatives? 'Cause I guess what I'm getting at is... 241 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,485 No, but I'm glad I have this family, you know? 242 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:53,025 'Cause I know I said some bad stuff, but it's much better here than it was in Boston. 243 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:57,688 And I have a cousin here. So even if my parents do get divorced, I have you, right? 244 00:14:57,798 --> 00:15:01,564 George Michael realized that no matter how much it upset him... 245 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,693 he didn't want to take Maeby's family away from her. 246 00:15:03,804 --> 00:15:08,264 - Yeah, you got us all right. - Now all I need is a boyfriend. 247 00:15:13,268 --> 00:15:17,329 Lucille was left alone with her oldest son at the courthouse. 248 00:15:17,439 --> 00:15:19,566 Just you and me, huh? 249 00:15:19,675 --> 00:15:23,907 God, why am I the only one who ever comes through in this family? 250 00:15:24,012 --> 00:15:26,139 And George Sr. was led into the courtroom. 251 00:15:26,248 --> 00:15:29,581 - Where the hell is everybody? - I'm here, Dad. 252 00:15:29,685 --> 00:15:33,416 I can't believe no one showed up. I don't know. Maybe it's for the best. 253 00:15:33,522 --> 00:15:36,923 Maybe I should just stay in prison so my family can be free. 254 00:15:37,025 --> 00:15:40,620 - Look, you're my husband, and you belong back at home with me. - Wow. 255 00:15:40,729 --> 00:15:43,630 - You really love me. - Call it what you want. 256 00:15:43,732 --> 00:15:46,200 I'm tired of paying Lupe to clean one dish. 257 00:15:46,301 --> 00:15:50,431 I'm sorry, sorry. I'm so late. I had another hearing. 258 00:15:50,539 --> 00:15:56,102 I think I'm gonna get off, huh? I have a good lawyer. 259 00:15:56,211 --> 00:15:59,476 You look great in red. Okay. 260 00:16:01,516 --> 00:16:05,782 "Anyhoo," what are we doing here? What's the plan? 261 00:16:05,887 --> 00:16:08,617 The plan? You're our lawyer. 262 00:16:08,724 --> 00:16:11,124 It's a figure of speech. You're gonna be fine. 263 00:16:13,562 --> 00:16:17,999 Oh, for God's sake. He's on his own for two days, and he joins a gang. 264 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,466 These guys? Oh, I've got them for the afternoon. 265 00:16:20,569 --> 00:16:23,834 Besides, they're the only thing I have left to live for in this world. 266 00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:28,205 Oh, stop being so dramatic. You know where I live. 267 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:30,972 I wasn't talking about you, Mom. I was talking about Marta. 268 00:16:32,014 --> 00:16:33,914 Excuse me. 269 00:16:34,016 --> 00:16:39,249 You were serious? 'Cause I got news for you, pal. Marta's been interested in Michael. 270 00:16:39,354 --> 00:16:43,814 That's right... dull, nothing-going-on-upstairs... 271 00:16:45,427 --> 00:16:48,225 - Michael. - Yeah, I know. 272 00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:50,992 - I saw them making out at her front door. - What? When? 273 00:16:51,099 --> 00:16:53,294 just now. Huh! 274 00:16:53,402 --> 00:16:56,462 The stuff I've got to work out with Marta just keeps piling up. 275 00:16:56,571 --> 00:16:59,563 - Unbelievable. - All rise. 276 00:16:59,675 --> 00:17:03,668 This court is now in session, the Honorable Lionel Ping presiding. 277 00:17:03,779 --> 00:17:06,441 - Oh! We've got Ping. - I want to remind you... 278 00:17:06,548 --> 00:17:10,006 that there are no cameras allowed in my courtroom. 279 00:17:10,118 --> 00:17:13,554 Conspiracy, racketeering, evidence tampering... 280 00:17:13,655 --> 00:17:17,250 fraud, theft, grand theft, petty theft... 281 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:20,795 - Wow. l-I did not get that page. - resisting arrest... 282 00:17:20,896 --> 00:17:22,864 - Michael. - resisting arrest at the scene. 283 00:17:22,964 --> 00:17:27,628 - How dare you! - Now, come on. You said it was okay. And nothing happened! 284 00:17:27,736 --> 00:17:30,170 - Oh, did I? - Take it easy. 285 00:17:30,272 --> 00:17:32,240 - Order! - Is that my belt? 286 00:17:32,341 --> 00:17:37,040 - Well, so what? Get your hands off me! - What is your problem? 287 00:17:39,715 --> 00:17:44,743 What are you doing? What's the matter with you? Get off him! George! 288 00:17:44,853 --> 00:17:47,447 George Sr., having never heard his charges... 289 00:17:47,556 --> 00:17:50,753 listed consecutively in one sitting, panicked and ran with great intensity. 290 00:17:50,859 --> 00:17:54,795 Michael and Gob continued their fight onto the courthouse steps. 291 00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:56,955 Stop it before someone gets hit in the face! 292 00:17:57,065 --> 00:18:01,900 Buster realized this was his opportunity to fulfill a longtime fantasy. 293 00:18:02,003 --> 00:18:05,404 Oh, for God's sake! Barry! 294 00:18:05,507 --> 00:18:09,375 Barry, too, felt overwhelmed by the charges leveled against his client... 295 00:18:09,478 --> 00:18:11,279 - and also took flight. - What are you doing? They'll add ten years to your sentence. 296 00:18:11,279 --> 00:18:13,839 - and also took flight. - What are you doing? They'll add ten years to your sentence. 297 00:18:13,949 --> 00:18:16,076 They'll never catch me! 298 00:18:16,184 --> 00:18:20,120 Oh, good. We better get you back in your cell. 299 00:18:20,222 --> 00:18:24,124 It's gettin' kind of crazy out there. 300 00:18:24,226 --> 00:18:28,788 Back at the model home, things were heating up for Lindsay and Tobias as well. 301 00:18:28,897 --> 00:18:33,334 - I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. - For me, Tobias. 302 00:18:36,405 --> 00:18:38,373 That too. 303 00:18:42,511 --> 00:18:47,539 - You did it. - Now what? 304 00:18:47,649 --> 00:18:50,675 - Now this. - And for the first time in years... 305 00:18:50,786 --> 00:18:53,118 Lindsay and Tobias became intimate. 306 00:18:53,221 --> 00:18:56,281 The brothers'fight, meanwhile, continued into the park... 307 00:18:56,391 --> 00:18:58,882 with Buster still hoping to take a punch. 308 00:18:58,994 --> 00:19:01,462 - I'll kill you! - Oh, God! 309 00:19:01,563 --> 00:19:03,997 - Go, go, go, go! - Lucille had decided that perhaps... 310 00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,829 she was better off without any of them. 311 00:19:06,935 --> 00:19:09,733 - Me! Me, me, me! - Buster, get out of the way! 312 00:19:09,838 --> 00:19:12,398 Hit me in the face! Hit me in the face! Hit me in the face! 313 00:19:12,507 --> 00:19:14,702 - Please! Hit me in the face! - No! Buster! 314 00:19:14,810 --> 00:19:17,176 - Aah! Buster! - While Marta... 315 00:19:17,279 --> 00:19:21,147 who'd been told the hearing would last 10 minutes, got tired of waiting. 316 00:19:21,249 --> 00:19:23,615 Hey! Hey! 317 00:19:23,718 --> 00:19:26,380 - Marta. - Marta. 318 00:19:26,488 --> 00:19:30,822 What is wrong with you? I thought you were good people. I thought you were noble. 319 00:19:30,926 --> 00:19:33,861 I thought you cared about family, but you clearly don't. 320 00:19:36,198 --> 00:19:39,998 l-It's over. Both of you. It's over. 321 00:19:40,101 --> 00:19:42,160 Wait, wait. What about, what about me? 322 00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:44,670 I'm sorry. I'm not totally sure who you are. 323 00:19:45,774 --> 00:19:48,174 Wow! Wow. 324 00:19:48,276 --> 00:19:50,744 That's what it feels like to get punched in the face. 325 00:19:50,846 --> 00:19:55,943 - Can you believe that? - Yeah, lecturing us about family. 326 00:19:56,051 --> 00:19:59,043 I mean, who needs that? 327 00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:01,384 And what are we doing? Hey, we're brothers. 328 00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:06,257 - That's gotta count for something. - That counts for everything. 329 00:20:06,361 --> 00:20:10,661 - I'm not gonna throw it away over some woman. - Heh! Especially not my woman. 330 00:20:10,765 --> 00:20:15,065 - Hmm? - But you're right, you're right. I mean, this is what's real. 331 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:20,107 - This is what lasts. Everything else is just petty. - Yeah, totally beneath us. 332 00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:23,075 - Yeah. - And by the way, I don't know how you call her your woman... 333 00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:27,842 when she clearly prefers me, and she was all prepared to be my girlfriend... 334 00:20:27,949 --> 00:20:30,782 - calling me her boyfriend... - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey! 335 00:20:30,886 --> 00:20:33,753 - Hang on one second. - This is all moot, because she never got a chance to know me. 336 00:20:33,855 --> 00:20:39,589 Now, will someone please have the decency to punch me in the face? 337 00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:47,134 Aah! 338 00:20:48,336 --> 00:20:50,896 - Well, it's effective. - Yeah, it really is. 339 00:20:52,173 --> 00:20:54,403 On the next Arrested Development. 340 00:20:54,509 --> 00:20:56,670 Tobias quietly overcompensates. 341 00:20:56,778 --> 00:21:00,077 Please tell me there's some coffee left. 342 00:21:00,181 --> 00:21:03,048 Give me some. 343 00:21:03,151 --> 00:21:06,678 I slept very well last night.