1 00:00:07,117 --> 00:00:10,018 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:14,216 and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. 3 00:00:19,730 --> 00:00:21,994 It's Arrested Development. 4 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:28,032 Michael was sharing his bed for the first time in years. 5 00:00:28,136 --> 00:00:31,537 Unfortunately, it was with his younger brother, Buster. 6 00:00:35,377 --> 00:00:39,074 Buster. Buster. 7 00:00:39,180 --> 00:00:41,114 Hey-Hey. Whoa, whoa. Buster! 8 00:00:41,216 --> 00:00:44,743 Hey, Brother. 9 00:00:44,853 --> 00:00:48,448 I don't think us sleeping together is working out. 10 00:00:48,556 --> 00:00:51,423 You're a grown man. You should be living with your mother. 11 00:00:51,526 --> 00:00:54,324 - Yeah, I miss Mom. - I can tell. 12 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:59,196 - Hey, good morning. What are you doing? - It's my ethics essay. 13 00:00:59,301 --> 00:01:01,531 I'm supposed to write 200 words on the morality of war... 14 00:01:01,636 --> 00:01:04,104 whether a preemptive strike is ever justified. 15 00:01:04,205 --> 00:01:08,437 Absolutely. It's preemptive, you know, happens before something else. So... 16 00:01:08,543 --> 00:01:11,205 if you can predict aggression and you wanna squash it... 17 00:01:11,313 --> 00:01:13,440 I don't know why you're not typing? This is all good. 18 00:01:13,548 --> 00:01:16,813 I'm not sure if my ethics teacher would love if I cheated on my essay. 19 00:01:16,918 --> 00:01:19,148 Well, you just passed my ethics test. 20 00:01:19,254 --> 00:01:22,018 In fact, George Michael had developed a hopeless crush... 21 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:25,058 on his ethics teacher, a woman named Beth Baerly. 22 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,651 Even minor crimes are punishable... 23 00:01:27,762 --> 00:01:30,128 by brutally chopping off the offender's hand. 24 00:01:30,231 --> 00:01:32,961 Mmm. No ring. 25 00:01:33,068 --> 00:01:35,798 - Can't wait to meet her at Parent-Teacher Night. - Oh yeah. Dad, hey, Dad... 26 00:01:35,904 --> 00:01:38,304 - try to remember everything she says about me, all right? - Okay. 27 00:01:38,406 --> 00:01:40,374 Michael. 28 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,966 I need you to do something about my son. 29 00:01:43,078 --> 00:01:45,410 I totally agree, Mom. Buster goes home, we flip the mattress... 30 00:01:45,513 --> 00:01:49,176 - this never happened. - Not Buster. Read this. 31 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,554 Did you and Dad adopt a child? 32 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,590 The S.E.C. was onto us. 33 00:01:56,691 --> 00:01:59,819 Your father thought it would make us look charitable. 34 00:01:59,928 --> 00:02:02,328 He must have forged my signature. 35 00:02:02,430 --> 00:02:04,489 Well, maybe I'll get a son who will... 36 00:02:04,599 --> 00:02:08,330 finish his cottage cheese! 37 00:02:08,436 --> 00:02:10,199 You've got to get me out of this. 38 00:02:10,305 --> 00:02:13,365 I'll call Social Services, but you must take Buster back. 39 00:02:13,475 --> 00:02:15,375 - Okay. - Great. 40 00:02:15,477 --> 00:02:17,445 But I'm not taking care of him either. 41 00:02:17,545 --> 00:02:20,912 I don't have the milk of mother's kindness in me anymore. 42 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:24,507 Yeah, that udder's been dry for a while now, hasn't it? 43 00:02:24,619 --> 00:02:26,883 Kind of? 44 00:02:27,789 --> 00:02:29,689 - Hello. - Michael. 45 00:02:29,791 --> 00:02:31,952 I've got a couple of girls here. 46 00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:34,620 A couple of fun girls... 47 00:02:34,729 --> 00:02:37,857 - I thought I'd bring you in on. - Oh, I don't know, Gob. 48 00:02:37,966 --> 00:02:40,366 Come on, Michael. So we had a little disagreement. 49 00:02:40,468 --> 00:02:42,527 Recently, Gob had discovered that Michael... 50 00:02:42,637 --> 00:02:45,538 was interested in his now ex-girlfriend, Marta. 51 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:48,074 I'm offering you an olive branch here. 52 00:02:48,176 --> 00:02:50,303 Yeah-Yeah. No. l-I know, and l-I appreciate that. It's just... 53 00:02:50,412 --> 00:02:53,074 Besides, when was the last time you slept with someone? 54 00:02:53,181 --> 00:02:55,911 - Buster. - What time and where? 55 00:02:56,017 --> 00:02:59,145 Meanwhile, Lindsay was helping George Michael with his homework. 56 00:02:59,254 --> 00:03:02,655 - Oh, come on, let's do something. It's just a stupid essay. - No, I can't. 57 00:03:02,757 --> 00:03:05,419 I don't want to let down Ms. Baerly. She's nice, you know. 58 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,227 - And she's interesting... - And pretty? 59 00:03:09,330 --> 00:03:12,891 Well, I don't know why I'm telling you this. 60 00:03:13,001 --> 00:03:15,663 I guess there's just some things you can't really say to your dad. 61 00:03:15,770 --> 00:03:19,501 Ah. Sounds like you'd like her to be more than just your teacher. 62 00:03:19,607 --> 00:03:23,566 Lindsay believed that George Michael wanted to fix up his father... 63 00:03:23,678 --> 00:03:25,976 so he could fill the role of his mother. 64 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,378 There's nothing wrong with that. 65 00:03:28,483 --> 00:03:33,511 Although, I must say I'm a little hurt that you haven't considered me. 66 00:03:35,323 --> 00:03:38,053 - You're my aunt. - That doesn't matter. 67 00:03:38,159 --> 00:03:42,391 Aunts can fill that role. Teachers can fill that role. 68 00:03:42,497 --> 00:03:46,263 And, someday, you're gonna find the right woman to fill that role. 69 00:03:46,367 --> 00:03:50,667 But until then, I'll be right across the hall. 70 00:03:52,073 --> 00:03:57,511 Lindsay had never been more proud of anything she had said in her entire life. 71 00:03:58,813 --> 00:04:01,748 Yikes. - Meanwhile, Gob was waiting for Michael to show up. 72 00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:05,286 - Oh, there he is. Michael. - Yes. 73 00:04:05,386 --> 00:04:07,786 This is Shannon, the girl I've been telling you all about. 74 00:04:07,889 --> 00:04:10,016 Yes. Girl, indeed... young girl. 75 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:12,854 - That's a young, young, young, girl. - Yeah, well, she's 18. 76 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:15,293 So, it's like... Oh, and this is... 77 00:04:15,396 --> 00:04:17,626 - your date, Nazh... - galia. 78 00:04:17,732 --> 00:04:22,135 - Hello, my God! - Well, Shannon wouldn't go out without a chaperone... 79 00:04:22,237 --> 00:04:24,501 - Right. - and so she's your date. 80 00:04:24,606 --> 00:04:27,404 It was clear that Gob wasn't offering an olive branch at all... 81 00:04:27,509 --> 00:04:30,706 and, in fact, was still harboring some resentment over Marta. 82 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:34,475 Oh... "Nagarma," you've got a mustache. - Hey! 83 00:04:34,582 --> 00:04:37,210 - I mean, you've got milk on your mustache. - Oh. 84 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:39,218 - I mean, you've got a milk mustache. - Yeah. 85 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:43,689 It's adorable. You look like one of those "Got Milk" models. 86 00:04:43,791 --> 00:04:47,056 But Gob mistook Michael's basic human decency for romantic interest... 87 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:50,392 and felt a competitive urge to step in. 88 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:54,992 Because, you know, it's beyond adorable... and e-exotic. 89 00:04:55,103 --> 00:04:59,005 - I find you very attractive. - Really? 90 00:04:59,107 --> 00:05:01,405 And George Sr. was about to get a surprise visitor. 91 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:05,275 Mr. Bluth? I'm Cindi Lightballoon. 92 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:09,908 I've studied all your teachings, and I've purchased every tape. 93 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:12,509 And I watch 'em over and over. 94 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:16,283 George Sr. had recently marketed a line of self-help tapes... 95 00:05:16,391 --> 00:05:18,859 touting his newly discovered spirituality. 96 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:22,361 I've also lost four pounds on your low-carb Bluth Banana Jail Bars. 97 00:05:26,167 --> 00:05:29,193 I've come to learn at your feet. 98 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,874 That's a good place to start. 99 00:05:35,276 --> 00:05:40,077 And Michael, free of his double date, met Lindsay at Parent-Teacher Night. 100 00:05:40,181 --> 00:05:42,081 Hey, Linds, is it my imagination... 101 00:05:42,183 --> 00:05:44,708 or does this rape room have the same floor plan as our kitchen? 102 00:05:44,819 --> 00:05:47,219 Did you meet Ms. Baerly yet, the ethics teacher? 'Cause I just did. 103 00:05:47,322 --> 00:05:49,756 No, not yet. Look, these are our cabinets. 104 00:05:49,857 --> 00:05:52,257 Yeah. Well, I think she's perfect for you. 105 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,260 - For me? Really? - Mm-hmm. 106 00:05:54,362 --> 00:05:56,557 Thanks, but no. I've already been set up once today by a sibling... 107 00:05:56,664 --> 00:05:58,723 and I don't think you people know my type. 108 00:05:58,833 --> 00:06:01,700 Hey, look. It's not coming from me. It's-It's George Michael. 109 00:06:01,803 --> 00:06:05,239 He told me. I think he wants a mother. 110 00:06:05,340 --> 00:06:07,399 Well, that's ridiculous. He's got you. He's got our mother. 111 00:06:07,508 --> 00:06:09,476 You'd think that would turn him off to the entire concept. 112 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:13,352 Besides, I'm not gonna rush out and marry somebody just because you think my son would like it. 113 00:06:13,387 --> 00:06:16,378 Welcome. I'm Ms. Baerly, the ethics teacher. 114 00:06:16,489 --> 00:06:20,482 My goal is to teach your children about the preciousness of life... 115 00:06:20,593 --> 00:06:23,528 that can be lost by the mindless pulling of a trigger. 116 00:06:23,629 --> 00:06:27,531 Mmm. No ring. 117 00:06:29,710 --> 00:06:32,474 And so Michael got to know his son's ethics teacher. 118 00:06:32,579 --> 00:06:34,570 Ethics... right and wrong. 119 00:06:34,681 --> 00:06:37,411 How can one thing can be right and another one be wrong? 120 00:06:37,517 --> 00:06:40,315 I mean, which is which, you know? 121 00:06:40,420 --> 00:06:42,820 I guess that's the "Rrrr" of it. 122 00:06:42,923 --> 00:06:44,823 You know, so frustrating. 123 00:06:44,925 --> 00:06:48,258 I don't know. I mean, they just threw this class at me after Mr. Daniels had a stroke. 124 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:52,762 I had him, Mr. Daniels. How is he? 125 00:06:52,866 --> 00:06:56,063 - Oh, he, you know, had a stroke. - Oh. 126 00:06:56,169 --> 00:06:59,195 - Thought you were joking. - No, I was just laughing 'cause you were laughing. 127 00:06:59,306 --> 00:07:02,207 - Right. No. Yeah. Gosh. Hmm. - Yeah. 128 00:07:02,309 --> 00:07:04,607 - "Rrrr!" - "Rrrr!" 129 00:07:04,711 --> 00:07:07,373 - But, you know, l-l... I really am antiwar and antiviolence. - Uh-huh. 130 00:07:07,481 --> 00:07:09,540 - And I think I'm an ethical person. - Right. 131 00:07:09,649 --> 00:07:11,617 Here's an ethical question. 132 00:07:11,718 --> 00:07:16,451 Can-Can a parent take a teacher out for a drink? Or... 133 00:07:17,991 --> 00:07:20,118 I don't know. Uh, do you have a wife? 134 00:07:20,227 --> 00:07:23,128 - Yeah. But she's dead. - Oh. 135 00:07:26,066 --> 00:07:28,626 Have you ever been married? 136 00:07:28,735 --> 00:07:30,965 Yeah, she died. 137 00:07:31,071 --> 00:07:33,869 Ohh. God, why are we laughing? 138 00:07:33,974 --> 00:07:35,965 I don't... Well, it's the Mr. Daniels stroke thing... 139 00:07:36,076 --> 00:07:38,306 all over again. 140 00:07:38,411 --> 00:07:40,470 - Let's go get that drink. - Yeah, it could only help. 141 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:43,413 - Rrrr! - Rrr! 142 00:07:43,517 --> 00:07:47,681 George Sr. was dealing with his own admirer. 143 00:07:47,788 --> 00:07:51,451 Oh, I've already told you so many of my sins. 144 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:53,719 Maybe you could tell me some of yours. 145 00:07:53,827 --> 00:07:56,318 Uh, well, there are legal implications to that. 146 00:07:56,429 --> 00:07:59,489 But, uh, back to your sins. Uh, do that one about the, uh... 147 00:07:59,599 --> 00:08:01,863 ladies' shower... 148 00:08:01,968 --> 00:08:04,163 in your college dorm again. 149 00:08:05,639 --> 00:08:08,699 And Michael was on his way to what would be his second date... 150 00:08:08,809 --> 00:08:10,743 with Ms. Baerly. 151 00:08:10,844 --> 00:08:12,937 Michael, the little Korean is here, and I don't know what to do with him. 152 00:08:13,046 --> 00:08:15,014 At least, I think it's a him. 153 00:08:15,115 --> 00:08:17,743 You've got to strip them down to next to nothing before you can even tell. 154 00:08:17,851 --> 00:08:20,445 Yeah, Mom. I just spoke to Social Services... 155 00:08:20,554 --> 00:08:22,715 and although they don't like to do this... 156 00:08:22,823 --> 00:08:24,882 if you can prove that it's a bad environment for a child... 157 00:08:24,991 --> 00:08:28,859 and I would suggest saying what you just said to me, don't change a word... 158 00:08:28,962 --> 00:08:33,228 - they will take him back. - Ha, ha, ha. Uh, don't get too comfortable. 159 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:36,200 Shoes on, mister! Shoes on! 160 00:08:36,303 --> 00:08:38,203 He's out of control. 161 00:08:38,305 --> 00:08:40,205 Hold on. 162 00:08:42,142 --> 00:08:46,044 I'm back. 163 00:08:47,147 --> 00:08:49,206 Who's that? 164 00:08:49,316 --> 00:08:52,717 This is "Annyong," who your father and I have adopted. 165 00:08:52,819 --> 00:08:55,879 What, I'm gone for a couple days and you find a new son? 166 00:08:55,989 --> 00:08:59,550 Lucille could see that her son was concerned, even jealous. 167 00:08:59,659 --> 00:09:02,059 And she knew how it felt to be overlooked. 168 00:09:02,162 --> 00:09:05,996 Yes. Annyong is your brother now. 169 00:09:06,099 --> 00:09:09,728 Yes, Annyong. Excuse me. Oh, Michael? 170 00:09:09,836 --> 00:09:12,066 Call it off. 171 00:09:12,172 --> 00:09:14,663 I'm keeping him. 172 00:09:14,774 --> 00:09:17,208 - Look, I gotta call you back. - Sweet ride. 173 00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:19,778 Are you making dinner reservations? 174 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:22,246 No, no. That was my Mom. She just had... 175 00:09:22,349 --> 00:09:25,443 - a "little Korean" dropped off. - Ooh, that sounds good. Let's have that. 176 00:09:31,691 --> 00:09:33,989 - Hello. - And after their date... 177 00:09:34,094 --> 00:09:37,120 Michael took a step he hadn't taken in years. 178 00:09:38,265 --> 00:09:40,358 Okay, do you think this is a good idea? 179 00:09:40,467 --> 00:09:42,401 I think it's a great idea. 180 00:09:43,870 --> 00:09:45,997 Mmm. 181 00:09:46,106 --> 00:09:48,006 Such a good idea. 182 00:09:48,108 --> 00:09:51,009 But how are we going to sneak in without waking everyone up? 183 00:09:51,111 --> 00:09:53,272 We'll take the stairs. 184 00:09:55,982 --> 00:09:58,974 This may not have been my best idea. 185 00:10:05,091 --> 00:10:06,820 I'm sorry, Michael. 186 00:10:10,664 --> 00:10:14,725 I'm sorry too, Michael, but it looks like we're even. 187 00:10:14,834 --> 00:10:19,134 You took something I liked. I took something you liked. 188 00:10:19,239 --> 00:10:22,640 Yeah. l... ... "Nashbagerlajam." 189 00:10:22,742 --> 00:10:26,143 Listen, I know that you've been trying to get even with me about Marta. 190 00:10:26,246 --> 00:10:28,976 But got bad news for ya. I'm seeing somebody else. 191 00:10:29,082 --> 00:10:31,642 Who? Who? 192 00:10:31,751 --> 00:10:35,050 just out of curiosity... I'm not gonna try to sleep with her. 193 00:10:35,155 --> 00:10:38,147 - Forget it. I thought that this was behind us. - It is behind us. 194 00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:41,523 - Great. - When I sleep with her. 'Cause I'm gonna sleep with her. 195 00:10:41,628 --> 00:10:43,823 Yeah. I was lying when I said I wasn't gonna to sleep with her, so... 196 00:10:43,930 --> 00:10:46,626 - She'd have to agree to it. - I don't anticipate a problem with that. 197 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:49,531 - No? - No. 'Cause I've seen some of the dogs you like. 198 00:10:49,636 --> 00:10:51,160 - Right. - I just slept with one. 199 00:10:51,271 --> 00:10:54,240 - Again, didn't like Nazhgalia. - Really. 200 00:10:54,341 --> 00:10:56,605 - Really, and good luck getting rid of her. - Oh, please. 201 00:10:56,710 --> 00:11:00,168 Not a problem. She knows it was a one-time thing. Totally cool. 202 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:05,240 - Oh, so romantic. - Who's "N. Bahn-Ahden?" 203 00:11:05,352 --> 00:11:07,513 Hello. 204 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:10,088 Hey, George Michael. 205 00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:13,682 I wanted to talk to you about something before, but I didn't know if it was real. 206 00:11:13,793 --> 00:11:16,023 But now, uh... 207 00:11:16,129 --> 00:11:18,256 your ethics teacher... 208 00:11:18,365 --> 00:11:20,458 - Yeah, I just made this for her. - Oh. 209 00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:22,865 She loves Saddam Hussein. 210 00:11:22,969 --> 00:11:26,370 I'm sure she doesn't love Saddam. I'm sure she is interested in him... 211 00:11:26,473 --> 00:11:28,964 as a subject, you know. 212 00:11:29,075 --> 00:11:32,169 - Right. That's what I meant. - Great. 213 00:11:32,278 --> 00:11:35,042 You know, I just wanted to make her something special to show that I care. 214 00:11:35,148 --> 00:11:38,117 - About the class? - No. I mean, about her. 215 00:11:38,218 --> 00:11:41,483 - Oh! - I kind of love her. 216 00:11:41,588 --> 00:11:44,887 You mean, you love her like... like she loves Saddam. 217 00:11:44,991 --> 00:11:48,654 - Right? - No, no. I mean, like, love her love her. 218 00:11:48,762 --> 00:11:51,230 Oh. 219 00:11:51,331 --> 00:11:54,232 - Oh. - Oh, hi! 220 00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:57,394 Hi, George Michael. I was just... 221 00:11:57,504 --> 00:11:59,438 Iooking at this model home. 222 00:11:59,539 --> 00:12:01,598 I'm gonna go home and think about it. 223 00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:03,699 I'm gonna go home, think about it. 224 00:12:05,078 --> 00:12:07,603 Dad, what was she doing here? 225 00:12:07,714 --> 00:12:10,239 I mean, sh... she wasn't... 226 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:15,413 Michael knew he had an ethical responsibility to tell his son the truth. 227 00:12:15,522 --> 00:12:18,047 Yes. 228 00:12:18,158 --> 00:12:20,956 Your Uncle Gob slept with her. 229 00:12:25,798 --> 00:12:28,699 Well, why would he do that? Why would Gob sleep with my ethics teacher? 230 00:12:28,801 --> 00:12:31,770 - Probably to get even with me. - How would that be getting even with you? 231 00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:35,203 - I'm the one that likes her. - Right. Right. 232 00:12:35,307 --> 00:12:37,207 No, I know. You and I know that, but Gob he just... 233 00:12:37,309 --> 00:12:41,643 He's not that exact of a target shooter, and he just kind of sprays it everywhere. 234 00:12:41,747 --> 00:12:45,444 You know, but listen, did-did you really think that-that... that you had a... 235 00:12:45,551 --> 00:12:47,815 I mean, she's kinda old for you, don't you think? 236 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,081 We don't even know how old she is. No one does. 237 00:12:50,189 --> 00:12:52,282 She was chaperoning the diversity dance... 238 00:12:52,391 --> 00:12:55,053 and I thought maybe as a joke, I'd go up to her and be, like... 239 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,185 "Well, hey, do you want to dance?" 240 00:12:57,296 --> 00:12:59,730 And she'd be, like, "Ah, what the heck?" Right? Or some... I don't know. 241 00:12:59,832 --> 00:13:01,959 - I did it differently in the mirror, but... - Right. 242 00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:04,058 - But, you know, like, we'd be joke dancing or something. - I get it. 243 00:13:04,169 --> 00:13:08,037 - I didn't think it through. - Don't you think you should be taking somebody your own age? 244 00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:10,074 Like your cousin. 245 00:13:10,175 --> 00:13:13,042 - That's a bad example, but... - I feel so stupid. 246 00:13:13,145 --> 00:13:17,275 I defaced a rare book to get that picture of Saddam Hussein in a bathing suit. 247 00:13:18,484 --> 00:13:20,918 - "What would Saddam do?" - Yeah. 248 00:13:21,019 --> 00:13:23,749 Yeah, you know something? You're right. Gob's gonna pay. 249 00:13:28,327 --> 00:13:31,660 Okay, that is our exact outdoor fire pit. 250 00:13:31,764 --> 00:13:36,258 At prison, George Sr. was preparing for an evening with his most devoted fan. 251 00:13:36,368 --> 00:13:39,826 While Cindi Lightballoon was making preparations ofher own. 252 00:13:39,938 --> 00:13:41,838 - How we doin'? - We have video. 253 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:46,775 - Testing one, two. - Tilt back a little, will you, Harris? 254 00:13:46,879 --> 00:13:49,507 Let's bust this guy. 255 00:13:49,615 --> 00:13:52,448 So George Michael, still angry at Gob... 256 00:13:52,551 --> 00:13:54,849 sought out the family expert on making trouble. 257 00:13:54,953 --> 00:13:58,480 - I know he was dating that girl Shannon. - The cheerleader? 258 00:13:58,590 --> 00:14:01,457 Yeah, she's probably gonna take him to that stupid diversity dance. 259 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,619 I wish I had someone shocking to take. 260 00:14:03,729 --> 00:14:06,197 You know, I actually called Mr. Daniels and asked him... 261 00:14:06,298 --> 00:14:09,825 but he got all out of breath and dropped the phone. 262 00:14:09,935 --> 00:14:13,336 - I never heard back. - You know, may-maybe we should go together. 263 00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:17,568 Right, I mean, it's a bad example... l... But should we? 264 00:14:17,676 --> 00:14:19,576 Hello. 265 00:14:19,678 --> 00:14:21,873 Yes, Annyong. Your name's Annyong. 266 00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:24,540 We all know you're Annyong. Annyong. Annyong. Annyong. 267 00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:27,881 - Who's this? - Oh, I'm sorry. This is Annyong. 268 00:14:27,986 --> 00:14:30,648 My mom bought him. She's making me register him for school. 269 00:14:30,756 --> 00:14:34,692 - He's my new little brother. - So we're related. 270 00:14:34,793 --> 00:14:39,696 - Hey, wanna go to a dance? - Oh, great, another uncle to compete with. 271 00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:43,097 And Michael went to discuss the George Michael situation with Ms. Baerly. 272 00:14:43,202 --> 00:14:45,693 Being held against their will... 273 00:14:45,804 --> 00:14:50,434 purely on the basis of political or religious beliefs. 274 00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:54,000 I'm sorry. I met someone. I'm sorry. 275 00:14:54,112 --> 00:14:58,208 Anyway, this is serious. This is atrocities. No more smiling. 276 00:14:58,317 --> 00:15:01,343 Michael! Uh, just a minute. 277 00:15:03,455 --> 00:15:05,855 - Hi. Sorry... - Hi! 278 00:15:05,958 --> 00:15:08,222 Don't worry. George Michael's not in there. Those are the dumb kids. 279 00:15:08,327 --> 00:15:10,557 Okay. Um, listen. 280 00:15:10,662 --> 00:15:12,926 - This is uh... - Wow! Did you make this for me? 281 00:15:13,031 --> 00:15:15,090 This is so sweet. I love Hussein. 282 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:19,136 - You mean, you're interested in him. - Oh, yes. He is a monster. 283 00:15:19,238 --> 00:15:21,968 - Yeah. - Wow. Where did you find this one of him in a Speedo? 284 00:15:22,074 --> 00:15:24,565 This is what I want to talk to you about, though. Um, Beth... 285 00:15:24,676 --> 00:15:27,076 I don't think that I can continue to see you. 286 00:15:29,181 --> 00:15:31,911 But I've enjoyed my time with you. 287 00:15:32,017 --> 00:15:36,249 - You ever wanna talk ethics... - You really mean it? This isn't one of'my wife died'jokes? 288 00:15:36,355 --> 00:15:39,620 - No, I'm afraid this is serious. - Oh. 289 00:15:39,725 --> 00:15:41,716 You see, George Michael made this poster for you. 290 00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:45,763 You know, he-he kind of, uh, is in love with you, so... 291 00:15:45,864 --> 00:15:49,391 - He knows we're going out. He saw me this morning. - No, I covered that. 292 00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:51,799 I told him that you slept with my brother. 293 00:15:51,904 --> 00:15:55,067 That may be the most unethical thing I've ever heard. 294 00:15:55,173 --> 00:15:57,801 Well, you've only been doing this half a semester. 295 00:15:57,910 --> 00:16:02,540 Look, it was a preemptive strike. My brother would've tried to sleep with you. 296 00:16:02,648 --> 00:16:05,048 - Well, I want you to leave right now and not come back. - Right. I know. 297 00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:08,745 I understand. I'm sorry. And you will not see me again. 298 00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:17,495 Starting right now. 299 00:16:17,596 --> 00:16:20,190 George Sr. went on a walk with Cindi. - George. 300 00:16:20,299 --> 00:16:24,861 - And she was getting to him. - You can feel safe to fully reveal yourself to me. 301 00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:28,269 Hmm, all right. There is... 302 00:16:28,373 --> 00:16:32,036 - There is something. - Come closer. 303 00:16:32,144 --> 00:16:36,513 It's weighing heavy on my soul. 304 00:16:36,615 --> 00:16:41,780 You, uh... You know, the Talmud teaches us to... There you go. 305 00:16:41,887 --> 00:16:43,787 - What's he doing? - He's pinching the camera. 306 00:16:43,889 --> 00:16:45,789 He's on to us. He's found the camera. 307 00:16:45,891 --> 00:16:47,984 - Get out of there. He's got the camera. Abort! Abort! - Get the dog. 308 00:16:48,093 --> 00:16:50,186 Clean the dog. We are cleaning the dog! 309 00:17:01,573 --> 00:17:04,701 That night, Buster came home to an empty apartment. 310 00:17:05,844 --> 00:17:08,369 So, it's off with Mother now. 311 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:12,007 In fact, Lucille was just giving Annyong and Maeby a ride. 312 00:17:12,117 --> 00:17:14,915 You're trying to steal from the wrong man. 313 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:17,989 Watch your back, my little immigrant friend! 314 00:17:22,861 --> 00:17:26,194 And the spring diversity dance was in full swing. 315 00:17:26,298 --> 00:17:29,597 - Whoa, sorry. Students only. - Oh. 316 00:17:29,701 --> 00:17:33,603 So you're not letting him in because he doesn't share your perfectly shaped nose... 317 00:17:33,705 --> 00:17:37,368 your round eye-shaped eyes, your strong square jaw. 318 00:17:37,476 --> 00:17:39,842 Thanks. You wanna dance? 319 00:17:39,945 --> 00:17:41,913 - Yeah! - All right! 320 00:17:42,014 --> 00:17:44,505 Steve Holt! 321 00:17:44,616 --> 00:17:46,948 And Gob sought out Shannon... - Shannon! 322 00:17:47,052 --> 00:17:49,782 who had found out he had cheated on her with Nazhgalia. 323 00:17:49,888 --> 00:17:53,153 Shannon, where are you? Shannon! 324 00:17:53,258 --> 00:17:56,284 Oh, hey, Lisa. Shannon! 325 00:17:57,329 --> 00:17:59,661 Excuse me. Look, I blew it, okay? 326 00:17:59,765 --> 00:18:02,757 But I bought a yearbook ad from you. Doesn't that mean anything anymore? 327 00:18:02,868 --> 00:18:06,770 Beth! Hey, hi. Listen... 328 00:18:06,872 --> 00:18:10,035 Um, I blew it okay? I had to see you. 329 00:18:10,142 --> 00:18:12,201 l-I've been giving this a lot of thought, and-and... 330 00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:15,746 - I have to do the right thing. - You're gonna tell George Michael the truth? 331 00:18:15,847 --> 00:18:18,475 Oh, that's... that's your definition of the right thing. 332 00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:22,144 I thought I was gonna make a dramatic entrance and tell you that I wanted to see you. Okay. 333 00:18:22,254 --> 00:18:24,620 Uh, I'll get right on that. 334 00:18:24,723 --> 00:18:28,056 George Michael! Where are you? George Michael! 335 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,288 - Uncle Gob? - George Michael. 336 00:18:31,396 --> 00:18:33,626 - What are you doing at a high school dance? - I'm looking for you. 337 00:18:33,732 --> 00:18:36,292 - How could you do this to me? - Do what? 338 00:18:36,401 --> 00:18:38,562 - I'm just here with my girl. - Yeah, my ethics teacher. 339 00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:41,070 - Hey, George Michael. - No, Dad. I'm taking care of something, okay? 340 00:18:41,173 --> 00:18:42,731 - All right. - You slept with my ethics teacher. 341 00:18:42,841 --> 00:18:44,741 Just hang on a second. 342 00:18:44,843 --> 00:18:45,777 - It wasn't him. It's me, okay? - Wha... 343 00:18:45,777 --> 00:18:47,301 - It wasn't him. It's me, okay? - Wha... 344 00:18:47,412 --> 00:18:50,904 - I've been dating your ethics teacher. - Wow, Michael. 345 00:18:51,016 --> 00:18:53,814 I'm really touched that you'd stick up for me after I've been so horrible to you. 346 00:18:53,919 --> 00:18:57,685 - Huh? - You know what? Now it's time for me to do the right thing. 347 00:18:58,957 --> 00:19:00,925 I slept with the ethics teacher. I'm sorry. 348 00:19:01,026 --> 00:19:04,860 - What are you talking about? - Lindsay told me that you liked her and I'm not proud of this... 349 00:19:04,963 --> 00:19:08,296 but... l... Mrs. Whitehead. 350 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,267 In fact, Gob mistook the civics teacher... 351 00:19:11,369 --> 00:19:13,599 for the ethics teacher Michael was dating. 352 00:19:13,705 --> 00:19:16,765 Man, he... has a type. 353 00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:20,436 Gob, Mrs. Whitehead was the civics teacher. 354 00:19:20,545 --> 00:19:24,174 - We both had her. - Yes, we have. And now we're even. 355 00:19:24,282 --> 00:19:26,341 - What a pig. - Tell me about it. 356 00:19:26,451 --> 00:19:28,681 No, you! You're the pig! 357 00:19:28,787 --> 00:19:31,551 - Two strikes. You are out. - Listen. Shannon, please. 358 00:19:31,656 --> 00:19:34,090 It was a onetime thing. I'm not gonna hear from her again! 359 00:19:34,192 --> 00:19:36,217 Ach! 360 00:19:36,328 --> 00:19:40,526 Who is Edna W? Hello? 361 00:19:40,632 --> 00:19:43,624 - What's going on here, Dad? - Well, it-it-it was me, okay? 362 00:19:43,735 --> 00:19:47,068 l-I've been seeing Ms. Baerly, and I should never have brought Gob into it. 363 00:19:47,172 --> 00:19:50,005 But that day you told me you liked her, I didn't know what else to do. 364 00:19:50,108 --> 00:19:53,134 - I never wanted to hurt you. - Didn't Aunt Lindsay tell you I liked her? 365 00:19:53,245 --> 00:19:56,703 Yeah. But she said that you wanted her as a mother, and I said that was ridiculous... 366 00:19:56,815 --> 00:19:58,976 but then I met her and kind of fell for her... 367 00:19:59,084 --> 00:20:02,076 and thought that she would kind of make a great mother. 368 00:20:02,187 --> 00:20:05,714 Is that true? I didn't know you were that serious. 369 00:20:05,824 --> 00:20:08,315 Well, you know, I'm open to it. We're open to it. 370 00:20:08,426 --> 00:20:10,860 Wow! 371 00:20:10,962 --> 00:20:14,728 - No, no, no, no. - I'm just saying someday, you know. 372 00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:18,269 - I'm not really into kids. - I'm just... I'm not trying to rush anything. 373 00:20:18,370 --> 00:20:20,395 Hey! The lady said no, man. 374 00:20:20,505 --> 00:20:22,973 Look, Michael, I hope you find what you're looking for. 375 00:20:23,074 --> 00:20:26,168 I mean we had some laughs about some very sad things, but... 376 00:20:26,278 --> 00:20:28,906 I don't think we have a future. 377 00:20:30,682 --> 00:20:34,209 - And, Jeremy, I will take that cupcake. - Ohh. Okay, um... 378 00:20:35,453 --> 00:20:40,049 - Hey, uh, you wanna dance? - Sure, why not? 379 00:20:42,961 --> 00:20:44,952 I can't believe that would have worked. 380 00:20:46,231 --> 00:20:47,789 On the next Arrested Development. 381 00:20:47,899 --> 00:20:50,026 Buster's competition heats up. 382 00:20:50,135 --> 00:20:53,036 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! We are not allowed to have candles in here. 383 00:20:53,138 --> 00:20:55,606 - Mom would freak. - Oh, no, it's fine. 384 00:20:55,707 --> 00:21:01,043 This is America, baby. You pray how you want. 385 00:21:01,146 --> 00:21:03,774 I'll light a candle of my own. 386 00:21:03,882 --> 00:21:05,873 That's exactly what I'll do.