1 00:00:01,115 --> 00:00:04,016 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,118 --> 00:00:06,109 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,220 --> 00:00:08,211 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,661 --> 00:00:15,390 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,503 --> 00:00:23,404 Michael Bluth and his family had gathered at the courthouse... 6 00:00:23,506 --> 00:00:27,340 to discuss George Sr. 's upcoming trial. 7 00:00:27,443 --> 00:00:29,570 Do not ask me how I did it... 8 00:00:29,679 --> 00:00:32,079 they offered us a plea bargain. 9 00:00:32,181 --> 00:00:34,911 Really? There's a chance we don't have to go to trial? 10 00:00:35,018 --> 00:00:36,679 Absolutely, and I say we take it... 11 00:00:36,786 --> 00:00:38,754 because we will never get an offer this good again. 12 00:00:38,855 --> 00:00:41,756 - Wow. - Great. What's the offer? 13 00:00:41,858 --> 00:00:45,419 Well, I didn't read it. I just got it yesterday. 14 00:00:45,528 --> 00:00:48,224 F.Y.I., I'm trying to get back into the dating world. 15 00:00:52,702 --> 00:00:56,468 Hey, you're not one of those silly men that's dressed like a woman, are you? 16 00:00:56,573 --> 00:00:58,837 No, baby. I'm the real thing. 17 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:03,643 I don't understand how a person can put their sex life in front of their work. 18 00:01:03,746 --> 00:01:07,182 He's a man, Michael. He needs a woman. 19 00:01:07,283 --> 00:01:09,945 Can we get back to work, folks? 20 00:01:10,053 --> 00:01:12,021 We've only got 24 hours to respond... 21 00:01:12,121 --> 00:01:14,988 and no matter what this is, it is better than going to trial. 22 00:01:15,091 --> 00:01:18,117 Your father's not here. I'll speak for him. 23 00:01:18,227 --> 00:01:20,422 He loves it. He's crazy about the plea. 24 00:01:20,530 --> 00:01:23,693 He's dying to get out of that prison and be with a woman again. 25 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,825 In fact, George Sr. had a woman in his life... 26 00:01:25,935 --> 00:01:29,336 Cindi Lightballoon, a fan of his Caged Wisdom video series... 27 00:01:29,439 --> 00:01:32,067 with whom he'd had fleeting physical contact. 28 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:35,338 That morning however, she had some startling news for him. 29 00:01:35,445 --> 00:01:37,504 I'm a mole. 30 00:01:37,614 --> 00:01:41,175 Well, you know, God doesn't care how big your teeth are. 31 00:01:41,284 --> 00:01:43,445 Yes, you could go to a dentist. You could... Whoo. 32 00:01:43,553 --> 00:01:48,513 You could grind off about... I don't know... 30%, maybe more. Yeah, I wouldn't miss it. 33 00:01:48,625 --> 00:01:51,992 No, no, no. I mean, I'm an undercover government agent. 34 00:01:52,095 --> 00:01:54,563 I was sent here to investigate you. 35 00:01:54,664 --> 00:01:58,361 Up until last week, my being in love with you was just an act. 36 00:01:58,468 --> 00:02:01,335 - Hmm. - But now I want to be with you. 37 00:02:01,437 --> 00:02:04,429 And I know you can beat this case they have against you. 38 00:02:04,540 --> 00:02:06,269 I know this for a fact. 39 00:02:08,011 --> 00:02:11,538 I want to fight this thing. I can beat it. I know it for a fact. 40 00:02:11,648 --> 00:02:13,616 - We're taking the plea. - Lucille, we're not taking a plea. 41 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:15,616 We don't even know what the plea is yet. 42 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:18,050 Is that a shot at me? 'Cause that makes me want to read it less. 43 00:02:18,154 --> 00:02:19,985 - You have another one of these? - Yes, I do. 44 00:02:20,089 --> 00:02:22,284 - We'll both read it. - You're going to read that? 45 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:23,723 - Yeah. - It's pretty thick. 46 00:02:23,826 --> 00:02:26,556 He thinks he's a lawyer 'cause he played one in 10th grade. 47 00:02:26,663 --> 00:02:28,995 In order to satisfy an English requirement... 48 00:02:29,098 --> 00:02:30,998 Michael appeared in the drama club's production... 49 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:33,364 of an original play, The Trial of Captain Hook. 50 00:02:40,877 --> 00:02:44,176 - I don't remember that. - Well, you left during my solo. 51 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,180 And I'm surprised my twin sister can remember that... 52 00:02:46,282 --> 00:02:49,115 considering she was repeating the ninth grade at the time. 53 00:02:49,218 --> 00:02:52,119 - I don't remember that. - Big surprise, Mom. 54 00:02:52,221 --> 00:02:54,121 It's not like you ever took an interest in our lives. 55 00:02:54,223 --> 00:02:56,885 Honestly, if I ever did to Maeby what you- 56 00:02:56,993 --> 00:02:59,120 Lindsay recalled that earlier that day... 57 00:02:59,228 --> 00:03:02,254 she had received a letter from the high school about her own daughter. 58 00:03:05,568 --> 00:03:10,733 And so later, Lindsay and Tobias tried a more hands-on approach to parenting. 59 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,308 We would like you to tutor our daughter. 60 00:03:13,409 --> 00:03:16,572 Now, of course, we're having a bit of a cash-flow problem... 61 00:03:16,679 --> 00:03:18,579 but I assure you... 62 00:03:18,681 --> 00:03:20,581 if you bring our little girl's grades up... 63 00:03:20,683 --> 00:03:24,244 I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream... 64 00:03:24,353 --> 00:03:26,947 you'll be the envy of everyJerry and Jane on the block. 65 00:03:27,056 --> 00:03:29,456 We're the only house on the block. 66 00:03:32,361 --> 00:03:34,659 Perhaps we should get somebody else. 67 00:03:34,764 --> 00:03:37,597 Michael, meanwhile, had gone to the bar across the street from the courthouse... 68 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:39,793 to read the plea offer. 69 00:03:39,902 --> 00:03:42,234 "Not to exceed five years, but no less than three." 70 00:03:42,338 --> 00:03:44,067 - So what do you think? - I don't know. 71 00:03:44,173 --> 00:03:47,438 I'm so mad at Barry I can't even focus. That guy's out dating? 72 00:03:47,543 --> 00:03:50,307 - I mean, I'd love to be dating, but l... - Can't relax? 73 00:03:50,413 --> 00:03:53,780 No. I don't have time for a relationship. This is important. 74 00:03:53,883 --> 00:03:56,147 No one said anything about a relationship, Michael. 75 00:03:56,252 --> 00:03:58,152 If you'd slept with more than four women, you'd know that. 76 00:03:58,254 --> 00:04:01,314 - I have, Gob. - More than five? 77 00:04:02,925 --> 00:04:06,656 Let's say "five". This is a courthouse bar, Michael. 78 00:04:06,763 --> 00:04:08,731 These are professional, aggressive women... 79 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:11,425 who are looking for nothing more than a one-night stand. 80 00:04:11,534 --> 00:04:15,231 No real names, no promises. 81 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:18,501 I'm not a one-night stand kind of guy. I don't like lying to women. 82 00:04:18,608 --> 00:04:21,270 These are lawyers... that's Latin for "liar." 83 00:04:21,377 --> 00:04:23,311 I can't believe I'm still reading the same sentence. 84 00:04:23,412 --> 00:04:25,937 How can something be "no less than three" if it exceeds six? 85 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:27,948 I mean, six is still more than three, right? 86 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:30,610 Yeah, and it's still more than five. 87 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:35,650 - Oh! Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. - It's okay. 88 00:04:35,758 --> 00:04:37,658 - I'm falling all over you. - Let me move down. 89 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,751 I'm just working on this plea. 90 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:44,196 If you're pleading with me to have a drink with you, you can stop begging. 91 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:46,894 No, no. It's a... 92 00:04:47,003 --> 00:04:50,029 It's a plea for this case that I'm... I'm sorry... you want a drink. 93 00:04:50,139 --> 00:04:53,336 Well, I didn't come here for the view. 94 00:04:53,442 --> 00:04:56,468 - I'll have a vodka martini. - I'll tell him. 95 00:04:56,579 --> 00:04:59,343 - So, another lawyer, huh? - Vodka martini! 96 00:04:59,448 --> 00:05:02,713 I'm Maggie Lizer, as in "Maggie lies her ass off." 97 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:10,219 One person laughed at that once, and I don't know why I keep trying it. 98 00:05:10,326 --> 00:05:13,261 - No, it's good. Yeah. - What kind of law do you practice? 99 00:05:17,133 --> 00:05:20,569 Maritime. Maritime law. Lawyers of the sea. 100 00:05:20,670 --> 00:05:23,070 Oh. Submarine chaser. 101 00:05:23,172 --> 00:05:25,367 What's your name? 102 00:05:25,474 --> 00:05:27,442 - Chareth. - Chareth. 103 00:05:27,543 --> 00:05:29,408 Oh. So then what's your last name? 104 00:05:29,512 --> 00:05:31,980 - Cute story... - Cutestory? 105 00:05:33,482 --> 00:05:35,541 Yes. Chareth Cutestory. 106 00:05:35,651 --> 00:05:39,087 - That's an interesting name. - Is it? 107 00:05:39,188 --> 00:05:42,248 So here's the test that I failed. 108 00:05:42,358 --> 00:05:44,952 Oh, okay. Yeah, I see the problem right away. 109 00:05:45,061 --> 00:05:46,961 You, uh... You got all the answers wrong. 110 00:05:47,063 --> 00:05:50,863 You know you, you even got your name wrong here. It says, "S. Fünke." 111 00:05:50,967 --> 00:05:53,060 Yeah, well, see, what they want you to do... 112 00:05:53,169 --> 00:05:55,160 is put an "S" if you're single, an "M" if you're married. 113 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:58,934 I mean, most of us are all single, but it's a whole government thing, so... 114 00:05:59,041 --> 00:06:02,067 Yeah. Okay. The first thing you want to do when you're dealing with fractions... 115 00:06:02,178 --> 00:06:03,446 Yeah. So I'm gonna go, okay? 116 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:04,344 Yeah. So I'm gonna go, okay? 117 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:08,508 So just fill in all the right answers here, and I'll see where I went wrong. 118 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,518 And you're getting paid for this right? 119 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:13,487 There was talk of ice cream, but not exactly on my terms. 120 00:06:13,589 --> 00:06:16,353 Wow! Where did you get all that? Do you have a job or something? 121 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:19,451 No, but you do. 122 00:06:19,562 --> 00:06:21,792 Now, look. Don't feel guilty. 123 00:06:21,898 --> 00:06:24,332 I don't really need tutoring anyways, okay? 124 00:06:24,433 --> 00:06:27,493 - Enjoy the 200 bucks. - Oh, there... there's six 20s here. 125 00:06:27,603 --> 00:06:31,130 - That's right. - Right. 126 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:34,175 After an evening of drinking, Michael, being the sensible one... 127 00:06:34,277 --> 00:06:36,177 offered to give Maggie a ride home. 128 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:39,339 Oh-ho! 129 00:06:44,387 --> 00:06:46,287 The next morning, Michael was wondering... 130 00:06:46,389 --> 00:06:48,789 how to end his first one-night stand. 131 00:06:50,893 --> 00:06:53,487 - Coffee? - Hi. Yes, please. Thank you. That's great. 132 00:06:53,596 --> 00:06:58,624 But you know what? I am going to have to read that plea soon, okay? 'Cause it's a big case. 133 00:06:58,734 --> 00:07:00,793 But I promise later I will call... 134 00:07:00,903 --> 00:07:04,168 Michael struggled to follow Gob's instruction to just walk away. 135 00:07:04,273 --> 00:07:07,174 I'll... I'll... I'll call, okay? All right? 136 00:07:07,276 --> 00:07:09,801 - Hey. Who's this? - Oh, that's Justice. 137 00:07:09,912 --> 00:07:14,281 - Hi, Justice. - Hi, Justice. Is he as handsome as he smells? 138 00:07:14,383 --> 00:07:16,783 I didn't... I didn't know that you had a dog. 139 00:07:16,886 --> 00:07:20,481 - How else am I gonna get to work? - You ride a dog to work? 140 00:07:20,589 --> 00:07:24,719 You are funny. Let me see that smile. 141 00:07:24,827 --> 00:07:28,524 Well, it's tough with your hands in the way. 142 00:07:28,631 --> 00:07:31,031 - Say when. - Okay. 143 00:07:33,869 --> 00:07:37,498 And suddenly, Michael recalled some non sequiturs from the night before. 144 00:07:37,606 --> 00:07:39,836 So, tell me something personal about yourself. 145 00:07:39,942 --> 00:07:44,174 Uh, well, I have an irreversible case of ocular retinoblastoma. 146 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,407 Hey. I thought we said no more law talk. 147 00:07:46,515 --> 00:07:48,506 I really can't see anybody right now. 148 00:07:48,617 --> 00:07:51,211 Oh, well, I can't see anybody ever. 149 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:55,222 - I'm blind. - I'm wasted. 150 00:07:55,324 --> 00:07:59,852 Michael realized that the woman he was attempting to never see again was blind... 151 00:07:59,962 --> 00:08:02,089 and he was overcome with guilt. 152 00:08:02,198 --> 00:08:04,758 - When... can we go out again? - Really? 153 00:08:04,867 --> 00:08:07,995 I thought you were, like, just into this one-night stand kind of thing. 154 00:08:08,104 --> 00:08:11,596 Come on. I took a blind woman home with no intention of dating her again? 155 00:08:11,707 --> 00:08:13,732 Please! 156 00:08:17,238 --> 00:08:21,140 George Sr. was continuing to exploit his relationship with Cindi. 157 00:08:21,242 --> 00:08:24,643 What... What evidence does the government have... 158 00:08:24,745 --> 00:08:27,043 on old wise George, by the way? 159 00:08:27,148 --> 00:08:30,083 Oh, I hate it when you call yourself old! 160 00:08:30,184 --> 00:08:32,982 - You're new to me! - Oh, that's... that's nice. 161 00:08:33,087 --> 00:08:36,579 Do they have a... a file or tapes? 162 00:08:36,691 --> 00:08:38,989 Oh, what's the use? You're married. 163 00:08:39,093 --> 00:08:40,993 - Yeah. Let me ask you... - We'll never be together. 164 00:08:41,095 --> 00:08:43,893 - Let me ask you a question. - Let's just go back to what we do best. 165 00:08:43,998 --> 00:08:46,159 - Okay. - Tweak me. 166 00:08:46,267 --> 00:08:48,701 - George! - Lucille! 167 00:08:48,803 --> 00:08:50,703 Hi. Uh, this is not what it looks like. 168 00:08:50,805 --> 00:08:53,774 It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. 169 00:08:53,875 --> 00:08:57,606 - Yep. Yeah, that's it. - Is this why you wanted to fight this thing? 170 00:08:57,712 --> 00:09:00,681 So you could run off with this great redwood of a whore? 171 00:09:00,781 --> 00:09:03,841 Listen to me. She is a fan of mine. 172 00:09:03,951 --> 00:09:08,183 She has seen everything I've done. You understand? Everything. 173 00:09:08,289 --> 00:09:10,280 Well, so have I... 174 00:09:10,391 --> 00:09:12,621 and I'm not going to put up with it anymore. 175 00:09:12,727 --> 00:09:15,025 - Okay. - You'll be hearing from Barry. 176 00:09:15,129 --> 00:09:18,064 All right. Hon? Honey? Hon? 177 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:21,200 - Oh, God. I'm a home-wrecker. - Oh, no. 178 00:09:21,302 --> 00:09:23,361 - I never wanted to be that person. - No, no. 179 00:09:23,471 --> 00:09:25,871 No. No, Cindi, it's... Cindi? 180 00:09:25,973 --> 00:09:30,376 Michael came home upset that his one-night stand wasn't over. 181 00:09:30,478 --> 00:09:32,378 You should have stayed with me last night. 182 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:36,883 You could have seen me get some major action from a major blonde... 183 00:09:36,984 --> 00:09:39,418 who just majored in marine biology, if you know what I mean. 184 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:42,318 I don't know what you mean. I can't imagine what that means. 185 00:09:42,423 --> 00:09:45,256 - I actually had a pretty interesting night myself. - Really? 186 00:09:45,359 --> 00:09:49,227 - What'd you do, read the plea? - No, I didn't have a chance to. I went home with someone. 187 00:09:49,330 --> 00:09:52,561 - What's wrong with her? - Nothing's wrong with her. 188 00:09:55,336 --> 00:09:58,100 - She's blind. - Are you serious? 189 00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:03,007 I didn't know at the time. And now I've got to take her and her dog to the park. 190 00:10:03,110 --> 00:10:05,078 You've got work to do. You've got to read that plea. 191 00:10:05,179 --> 00:10:08,410 I know. That's what I was trying to do last night when you put me up to all this. 192 00:10:08,516 --> 00:10:10,416 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 193 00:10:10,518 --> 00:10:13,419 I told you to walk away. I told you to give a fake name. 194 00:10:13,521 --> 00:10:17,423 I did. Thanks very much. I'm Chareth Cutestory, a pirate lawyer. 195 00:10:17,525 --> 00:10:21,427 - It was airtight. - Boy, you had to work hard to bag this blind girl, huh? 196 00:10:21,529 --> 00:10:24,259 - I certainly can't take advantage of her now, knowing what I know. - What? No. 197 00:10:24,365 --> 00:10:26,595 Michael, you can! Don't you... 198 00:10:26,701 --> 00:10:29,693 You've just won the gold medal at the sexual Special Olympics! 199 00:10:29,804 --> 00:10:33,865 She can't ever find you again. Don't you see that you're so lucky? 200 00:10:33,975 --> 00:10:37,138 - God! How do you not s... - What's the matter with you? 201 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:41,181 - Didn't you "bag" some woman you're never going to see again? - Well, I screwed up. 202 00:10:41,282 --> 00:10:43,614 I broke a couple of my own rules last night. 203 00:10:43,718 --> 00:10:45,652 She knows that I'm Gob Bluth... 204 00:10:45,753 --> 00:10:48,620 and we got married and I just... 205 00:10:48,723 --> 00:10:51,590 - What? - Well, she was a darer. 206 00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:54,490 She's one of those girls who just dares you to do things. 207 00:10:54,595 --> 00:10:57,189 - You married her? - I needed a dare! 208 00:10:57,298 --> 00:10:59,562 What had started as an innocent flirtation... 209 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:02,227 had turned into a series of escalating challenges. 210 00:11:02,336 --> 00:11:05,635 Unfortunately, the evening was draining... 211 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:08,641 and the one thing they never dared each other to do was consummate the marriage. 212 00:11:08,743 --> 00:11:11,143 Well, guess it's time to seal the deal. 213 00:11:11,245 --> 00:11:14,043 Oh, wait! What time is it? Oh, God! "Seal the deal." 214 00:11:14,148 --> 00:11:16,639 My seal deal! I gotta get to Sea Land. 215 00:11:16,751 --> 00:11:19,686 I'm selling five of their sickest seals to a third-world zoo. 216 00:11:19,787 --> 00:11:23,587 - Did you say seals? - Yes! I told you four hours ago, I sell seals! 217 00:11:23,691 --> 00:11:25,591 God! Do you ever listen to what I say? 218 00:11:25,693 --> 00:11:28,161 I'm sorry I don't memorize every word that comes out of your mouth. 219 00:11:28,262 --> 00:11:31,356 Sometimes I just like to think... think my thoughts. 220 00:11:31,465 --> 00:11:33,933 We'll talk about this when I get home. 221 00:11:34,035 --> 00:11:36,162 It was hot. 222 00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:38,830 Boy, the lengths you'll go to sleep with a woman. 223 00:11:38,939 --> 00:11:41,840 Believe me, we didn't do any sleeping. I had sex last night. 224 00:11:41,942 --> 00:11:44,536 - But he really didn't. - Yes, I did. 225 00:11:44,645 --> 00:11:46,840 And later, Michael arrived for his date. 226 00:11:46,947 --> 00:11:48,881 - Hey! - I'm so sorry that I'm late. 227 00:11:48,983 --> 00:11:52,180 - I thought I smelled you coming. - Mm. Yeah, here I am. 228 00:11:52,286 --> 00:11:54,186 I thought so. Did you smell him? 229 00:11:54,288 --> 00:11:57,257 - Did you smell the handsome man, Justice? - "Handsome." 230 00:11:57,358 --> 00:12:00,020 - You don't have any evidence of handsome. - Well, that's true. 231 00:12:00,127 --> 00:12:02,425 But I can feel handsome. 232 00:12:02,530 --> 00:12:03,531 - Mmm. - That feels handsomey. 233 00:12:03,531 --> 00:12:05,761 - Mmm. - That feels handsomey. 234 00:12:05,866 --> 00:12:09,700 So you didn't get a case of'I just had a one-night stand with a blind girl"-itus? 235 00:12:09,804 --> 00:12:12,034 No, of course not. One-night stand? Please! 236 00:12:12,139 --> 00:12:14,039 This is our second date now. And I wanna see... 237 00:12:14,141 --> 00:12:16,905 And I wanna see you again tonight, so, um... 238 00:12:17,011 --> 00:12:19,707 if it's a one-night stand, I'm not very good at it. 239 00:12:19,814 --> 00:12:23,045 But now, listen, aren't you busy with the trial? 240 00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:26,745 Um, yes, of course. I'm very, very busy. But not too busy for you. 241 00:12:26,854 --> 00:12:28,754 Not too busy for a little walk right now maybe. 242 00:12:28,856 --> 00:12:30,756 I'll be your Seeing Eye dog. What do you think? 243 00:12:30,858 --> 00:12:33,326 - Okay? - Oh. Should we leaveJustice here? 244 00:12:33,427 --> 00:12:36,954 Um, yes. He'll be fine, won't you, boy? Huh? 245 00:12:37,064 --> 00:12:40,727 Justice, stay! Stay! 246 00:12:40,835 --> 00:12:43,395 Describe this to me, Chareth. 247 00:12:43,504 --> 00:12:45,904 Describe to me how beautiful the park is. 248 00:12:46,006 --> 00:12:49,066 Oh, I wish you could see it. It's just beautiful. 249 00:12:49,176 --> 00:12:52,509 There's an elderly couple walking hand in hand. 250 00:12:52,613 --> 00:12:54,911 - They're having a wonderful time. - Yeah? 251 00:12:55,015 --> 00:12:59,816 "Already served, not to exceed six years but no less than three..." 252 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:03,788 Uh, three years is what I give them... 253 00:13:03,891 --> 00:13:07,122 and then one of them dies and the other one is not too far behind. 254 00:13:07,228 --> 00:13:10,527 I can smell right through you, Chareth. You're reading. 255 00:13:10,631 --> 00:13:12,792 Leash your dog, you... 256 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:15,300 - Uh, yes. - Yeah. 257 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:18,099 And George Sr. was working on a roadside beautification effort... 258 00:13:18,205 --> 00:13:19,934 brokered by Warden Stefan Gentles. 259 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,372 - Inmate Bluth. - Yes, sir? 260 00:13:22,476 --> 00:13:24,376 I want you to know that last night... 261 00:13:24,478 --> 00:13:28,107 I watched a very impressive videotape of the title Caged Wisdom. 262 00:13:28,215 --> 00:13:32,049 I was struck by the dual life of the spiritual man. 263 00:13:32,153 --> 00:13:37,056 And I did very much enjoy the blooper bonus footage at the end. 264 00:13:37,158 --> 00:13:39,956 Well, you know, I almost did strangle myself on my own prayer shawl. 265 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:42,119 A self-choking for the ages. 266 00:13:42,229 --> 00:13:45,357 - There's a Shasta can there you seemed to have missed. - Okay. 267 00:13:45,466 --> 00:13:47,366 - Moments later, Cindi arrived. - Thank you, Warden. 268 00:13:47,468 --> 00:13:49,800 George! I had to see you. 269 00:13:49,904 --> 00:13:53,499 I'm sorry I left before. I just felt so awful. 270 00:13:53,607 --> 00:13:55,837 But I kept thinking about us. 271 00:13:55,943 --> 00:13:57,843 - Yes. - About our future. 272 00:13:57,945 --> 00:14:00,311 - Yes, l... - And I know for a fact we can have one. 273 00:14:00,414 --> 00:14:02,575 Okay. What evidence do they have on me? 274 00:14:02,683 --> 00:14:05,982 You keep talking about a fact? You keep saying, "I know for a fact." 275 00:14:06,086 --> 00:14:08,554 - What fact? - Faith. 276 00:14:08,656 --> 00:14:12,888 I have faith my prayers will free you. 277 00:14:12,993 --> 00:14:15,985 - Faith is not a fact! - Oh, yes, it is. 278 00:14:16,096 --> 00:14:18,758 You said so yourself in Caged Wisdom. 279 00:14:18,866 --> 00:14:21,562 George Sr. had said "Faith is a fact." 280 00:14:21,669 --> 00:14:25,196 Unfortunately, it was in the Caged Wisdom blooper bonus footage. 281 00:14:25,306 --> 00:14:28,673 Faith is a fact. No. Faith is a facet. 282 00:14:28,776 --> 00:14:31,939 I almost said faith is a fact. 283 00:14:32,046 --> 00:14:37,848 I am going to trial because you don't understand what a blooper reel is? Guard! 284 00:14:40,198 --> 00:14:43,031 Back at the high school, George Michael ran into Maeby. 285 00:14:43,135 --> 00:14:45,035 I got an "A." Check it out. 286 00:14:45,137 --> 00:14:47,002 Great job. Take some more money. 287 00:14:47,105 --> 00:14:50,131 Look. I gotta go. I'm going to this fund-raiser for a sick girl, okay? 288 00:14:50,242 --> 00:14:52,301 This rang false to George Michael... 289 00:14:52,410 --> 00:14:55,174 who knew that fund-raisers, a passion ofher mother's... 290 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,510 were something that Maeby would avoid. 291 00:14:57,616 --> 00:14:59,607 And later, at the courthouse... 292 00:14:59,718 --> 00:15:02,482 - Good afternoon. - Thank God. 293 00:15:02,587 --> 00:15:05,647 So did you read the plea? We've got minutes here, not hours. 294 00:15:05,757 --> 00:15:08,351 I did read it. Most of it. Um, I definitely... 295 00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:12,328 definitely read this, uh... the first part of this first, uh, section. 296 00:15:12,430 --> 00:15:14,955 - Uh, no. Did not read it. - Oh, come on, Michael. 297 00:15:15,066 --> 00:15:16,966 How many times are you going to screw up... 298 00:15:17,068 --> 00:15:19,866 before the rest of this family sees you for the screwup you are? 299 00:15:19,971 --> 00:15:21,871 I'm not the lawyer. All right? Why didn't you read it? 300 00:15:21,973 --> 00:15:23,964 Excuse me. I got busy with my other clients. 301 00:15:24,075 --> 00:15:26,043 - What other clients? - He doesn't know about the divorce? 302 00:15:26,144 --> 00:15:28,635 - It's an annulment. - Oh, I looked into that too. 303 00:15:28,747 --> 00:15:32,308 You can only get an annulment if you haven't consummated the marriage first. 304 00:15:32,417 --> 00:15:35,477 Well, I guess I'll just stay married then... 305 00:15:35,587 --> 00:15:40,286 because we all know that I closed that deal, right? 306 00:15:40,392 --> 00:15:42,292 But he really didn't. 307 00:15:42,394 --> 00:15:44,521 - He was talking about my divorce. - Your what? 308 00:15:44,629 --> 00:15:46,529 You and Dad are getting divorced? 309 00:15:46,631 --> 00:15:49,031 Oh, don't worry, sweetie. No one is fighting over you. 310 00:15:49,134 --> 00:15:51,694 And don't worry about Barry reading the plea. 311 00:15:51,803 --> 00:15:53,771 We'll let your father rot in prison. 312 00:15:53,872 --> 00:15:55,840 Take the plea. We're taking the plea! 313 00:15:55,941 --> 00:15:59,172 We're going to trial, you're going to lose, and you're going to stay in there. 314 00:15:59,277 --> 00:16:02,713 - That's enough, Mom. - For him? Nothing's enough. 315 00:16:02,814 --> 00:16:06,375 You'd think a man locked up in prison would be able to abstain. 316 00:16:06,484 --> 00:16:10,716 Your father, with his disgusting tweaking! 317 00:16:10,822 --> 00:16:13,222 I couldn't breast-feed any of you kids because of that man! 318 00:16:13,325 --> 00:16:14,349 - Aww! - Shh. 319 00:16:14,459 --> 00:16:16,450 They still look fabulous. 320 00:16:16,561 --> 00:16:19,394 Lucille, for God's sakes. She was an informant. She was working for the government. 321 00:16:19,497 --> 00:16:22,398 The only thing I was pumping her for was information, honey. 322 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,663 An informant. Dad, are you crazy? You're gonna blow this whole case. 323 00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:29,866 It's blown. It's over. It's dead. Take the plea. Get me out there. 324 00:16:29,975 --> 00:16:32,705 Lets take the plea, okay? Look. It's so nice and thick. 325 00:16:32,811 --> 00:16:36,406 Oh, George, I should have never doubted you. 326 00:16:36,514 --> 00:16:39,483 Even when you slept with my sister, it was for a good reason. 327 00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:41,381 Got her to stop drinking, didn't it? 328 00:16:41,486 --> 00:16:43,750 All right, listen. This is all getting a little crazy. 329 00:16:43,855 --> 00:16:46,790 We cannot accept their conditions if we don't know what their conditions are. 330 00:16:46,892 --> 00:16:49,156 Do you wanna read it? 331 00:16:49,261 --> 00:16:51,889 Uh, no. It is thick. Why don't we just take it? 332 00:16:51,997 --> 00:16:54,727 - I could kiss you on the... - Well, let's... What? 333 00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:56,767 And so the family gathered in the courtroom... 334 00:16:56,868 --> 00:16:58,768 to announce their decision. 335 00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:01,737 All rise. The court is now in session. 336 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,671 The Honorable Lionel Ping presiding. 337 00:17:03,775 --> 00:17:05,675 Oh, we've got Ping again. 338 00:17:05,777 --> 00:17:08,075 Please be seated. 339 00:17:08,179 --> 00:17:11,114 The prosecution has offered a plea? 340 00:17:11,216 --> 00:17:15,619 - We have, Your Honor. - We've got Lizer. 341 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:19,918 Yes, Maggie was the most feared prosecutor in all of Orange County. 342 00:17:20,025 --> 00:17:24,962 And, therefore, I would like to bring your attention to Exhibit A. 343 00:17:25,063 --> 00:17:27,793 Not because she was a particularly adept lawyer... 344 00:17:27,899 --> 00:17:31,300 but because she won the sympathy not only of the jury and the judge... 345 00:17:31,403 --> 00:17:36,966 And was that man in the room, not you, Doctor? 346 00:17:37,075 --> 00:17:39,805 but often times, the defendants themselves. 347 00:17:39,911 --> 00:17:42,436 I... I was in that room. 348 00:17:42,547 --> 00:17:44,674 Is the defense ready to respond? 349 00:17:44,783 --> 00:17:47,445 - What are you hiding from? - You've got to call this off. 350 00:17:47,552 --> 00:17:50,316 You gotta get more time. Get more time. She can smell me. 351 00:17:50,422 --> 00:17:52,390 She smells everything. 352 00:17:55,727 --> 00:17:59,163 - Objection! - What? 353 00:17:59,264 --> 00:18:01,664 We haven't read it. 354 00:18:01,766 --> 00:18:03,996 - It's very long, Your Honor. - Sit down! 355 00:18:04,102 --> 00:18:07,230 We haven't read it. We're gonna get to it. I'm gonna start right now. 356 00:18:09,407 --> 00:18:10,809 That's the blind chick you slept with? 357 00:18:10,809 --> 00:18:11,707 That's the blind chick you slept with? 358 00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:13,835 Michael, you're in bed with the prosecution? 359 00:18:13,945 --> 00:18:17,005 It's genius. You can get all the information we need. 360 00:18:17,115 --> 00:18:19,845 Wait a minute. How do we know it's not a trap? Maybe she's setting you up. 361 00:18:19,951 --> 00:18:23,352 It's not a setup, okay? She gave me her real name. She said that she was a lawyer. 362 00:18:23,455 --> 00:18:25,548 I'm the one that lied to her. I gotta go talk to her. 363 00:18:25,657 --> 00:18:28,057 - No! - No, Michael! You can save this family. 364 00:18:28,159 --> 00:18:31,026 Please! Do the right thing here. 365 00:18:31,129 --> 00:18:34,997 String this blind girl along so that Dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. 366 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:39,093 The solution to all our problems is staring you right in the face and it can't even see you. 367 00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:41,536 I gotta go talk to her. 368 00:18:41,639 --> 00:18:44,267 Yeah, I better get back to the wife. 369 00:18:44,376 --> 00:18:49,075 I think I'm going to take a scenic drive down to the City of Industry. 370 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:51,080 And George Michael went to the fund-raiser... 371 00:18:51,182 --> 00:18:53,082 for the sick student Maeby had mentioned... 372 00:18:53,184 --> 00:18:55,084 but was surprised not to see Maeby there. 373 00:18:55,186 --> 00:19:00,180 We have been blessed to have in our midst a child who has shown us the meaning of courage. 374 00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:03,749 Now let's show her the meaning of charity. 375 00:19:03,862 --> 00:19:06,695 Please welcome... Surely Fünke! 376 00:19:06,798 --> 00:19:08,891 And that's when George Michael realized... 377 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:13,198 Maeby had been making money by pretending to be two twin girls... 378 00:19:13,304 --> 00:19:14,703 Maeby? 379 00:19:14,806 --> 00:19:18,071 one of whom was ill. 380 00:19:18,176 --> 00:19:19,905 Somebody get her a cupcake! 381 00:19:20,011 --> 00:19:23,572 And Michael went to Maggie's determined to tell the truth. 382 00:19:23,681 --> 00:19:26,650 What a surprise. Come on in. 383 00:19:28,019 --> 00:19:30,249 - Hey, I'm in. Hello. Sorry. - Oh. Hey. 384 00:19:30,355 --> 00:19:33,449 - I thought you were going to be my reader. - Yeah? Oh, you're working? 385 00:19:33,558 --> 00:19:37,289 Yeah, I got a break. I wasn't prepared, thanks to you. 386 00:19:37,395 --> 00:19:39,454 Mm. 387 00:19:39,564 --> 00:19:43,432 What about you? Don't tell me another pirate is still roaming the high seas. 388 00:19:47,539 --> 00:19:49,769 Uh, hey. You know, let's make a deal. 389 00:19:49,874 --> 00:19:52,399 You don't have to do this anymore, cause I'm gonna start laughing out loud. 390 00:19:52,510 --> 00:19:56,412 - Okay. That's gonna help me so much. - All right. Let's go sit down. 391 00:19:56,514 --> 00:19:58,607 - So, uh, Maggie. - Yeah? 392 00:19:58,716 --> 00:20:02,482 I am not trying a case. 393 00:20:02,587 --> 00:20:05,681 - That's fantastic! They settled. Great. - Well... 394 00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:09,282 Listen, I know I shouldn't do this, but... 395 00:20:09,394 --> 00:20:14,093 but I am so behind, and I really do feel as if I can trust you. 396 00:20:14,199 --> 00:20:15,962 Yeah? What is this? 397 00:20:16,067 --> 00:20:18,535 Well, you ought to know. You can see. 398 00:20:18,636 --> 00:20:21,196 Maggie! 399 00:20:21,306 --> 00:20:23,433 - What is it? Seriously. - Well, basically... 400 00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:26,977 it's an overview of the government's case against the Bluth family. 401 00:20:27,078 --> 00:20:29,979 It's a summary of absolutely everything we've got. 402 00:20:30,081 --> 00:20:31,981 And you're just going to give it to me? 403 00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,142 You're a lawyer. What do you think? 404 00:20:34,252 --> 00:20:36,152 Do we have a case? 405 00:20:38,823 --> 00:20:41,519 On the next Arrested Development. 406 00:20:41,626 --> 00:20:43,787 Maeby attempts to deposit her check. 407 00:20:45,530 --> 00:20:48,226 - Gob adapts to married life. - Unbelievable! 408 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:51,427 The seal deal fell through. Three of the seals died on their way to Chad. 409 00:20:51,536 --> 00:20:53,504 How am I ever gonna find a maritime lawyer? 410 00:20:53,605 --> 00:20:55,539 - I'm sorry, did you say "seals"? - Yes! 411 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,608 I trade trained seals for a living. 412 00:20:57,709 --> 00:20:59,973 - Do you ever listen? - Do you ever stop talking? 413 00:21:00,078 --> 00:21:03,878 Tobias is sent to break into Maggie's house to steal evidence. 414 00:21:10,088 --> 00:21:14,991 Only to discover that she's not blind.