1 00:00:00,630 --> 00:00:03,531 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,633 --> 00:00:05,624 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,735 --> 00:00:07,726 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,243 --> 00:00:14,904 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,362 --> 00:00:22,559 Against his betterjudgment, Michael had recently set out... 6 00:00:22,666 --> 00:00:26,261 to have an uncomplicated one-night stand with this woman. 7 00:00:26,369 --> 00:00:29,770 And at his brother's suggestion, he gave a false identity. 8 00:00:29,873 --> 00:00:31,773 Chareth Cutestory. 9 00:00:31,875 --> 00:00:34,844 And what started as a night of passion with no strings attached... 10 00:00:34,945 --> 00:00:39,314 got complicated the next morning when Michael found out she was blind. 11 00:00:39,416 --> 00:00:42,681 He decided to keep seeing her so as not to appear superficial. 12 00:00:42,786 --> 00:00:45,983 - If it's a one-night stand, I'm not very good at it. - Wow. 13 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:48,114 But aren't you busy with the trial and everything? 14 00:00:48,225 --> 00:00:53,629 Unfortunately, the woman also turned out to be his father's prosecutor. 15 00:00:53,730 --> 00:00:56,961 And so, Michael went to Maggie's to reveal his identity. 16 00:00:57,067 --> 00:00:59,729 - But, before he could... - It's an overview of the government's case... 17 00:00:59,836 --> 00:01:02,031 against the Bluth family. 18 00:01:02,138 --> 00:01:05,198 What do you think? Do we have a case? 19 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,313 Meanwhile, Michael's son, George Michael... 20 00:01:13,416 --> 00:01:17,409 discovered that his cousin Maeby had been living a double life. 21 00:01:17,521 --> 00:01:21,924 Maeby, what are you doing? 22 00:01:22,025 --> 00:01:24,994 I still don't get why you're pretending to be two people, and why is one of you sick? 23 00:01:25,095 --> 00:01:30,499 - Hey, you don't get giant checks if you're healthy. - Please welcome Surely Fünke. 24 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,761 Plus, who's going to get mad at the dying girl? 25 00:01:32,869 --> 00:01:36,828 - Surely's dying? - I figure I'll kill her off just before graduation. 26 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:40,273 - Just so everyone gets really sad before prom. - Someone's going to get hurt. 27 00:01:40,377 --> 00:01:43,244 Not to mention it's kind of disrespectful for kids who actually have this. 28 00:01:43,346 --> 00:01:46,338 - Not a lot of kids have B.S. these days. - What does that stand for? 29 00:01:46,449 --> 00:01:48,747 I don't know. It's B.S. 30 00:01:50,353 --> 00:01:52,844 Michael wrestled with the dilemma... 31 00:01:52,956 --> 00:01:56,915 of whether he should look at the evidence file of the case against his father. 32 00:01:57,027 --> 00:02:00,326 - Michael. - Hey, Gob. What the hell are you wearing? 33 00:02:00,430 --> 00:02:03,058 What? Oh, this... 34 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:05,191 The wife likes me in bright sweaters. 35 00:02:05,302 --> 00:02:08,396 Gob, in a series of escalating dares... 36 00:02:08,505 --> 00:02:11,235 recently got married to a woman he had only known for an evening. 37 00:02:11,341 --> 00:02:14,037 Your wife? She's still your wife? 38 00:02:14,144 --> 00:02:17,580 Well, I went to break up with her last night, but my timing was not great. 39 00:02:17,681 --> 00:02:21,549 - So, I think we should talk. - My parents are getting a divorce. 40 00:02:21,651 --> 00:02:24,586 Why aren't you wearing that sweater I bought you? 41 00:02:24,688 --> 00:02:27,054 - What, you don't like it? - No. Of course I like it. 42 00:02:27,157 --> 00:02:30,251 just because I like it doesn't mean I have to wear it. I don't wear everything I like. 43 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,624 Why don't we just get a divorce? Everybody else is. 44 00:02:32,729 --> 00:02:36,324 No! We're not getting divorced. 45 00:02:36,433 --> 00:02:39,163 She really wants to stay together, so... 46 00:02:39,269 --> 00:02:42,500 Well, least you finally consummated it, huh? 47 00:02:42,606 --> 00:02:44,733 "Consummated." 48 00:02:44,841 --> 00:02:47,309 What is up with that "prosecutie"? 49 00:02:47,410 --> 00:02:49,344 - I hope you didn't break up with her? - No, I didn't. 50 00:02:49,446 --> 00:02:51,346 And to make matters worse, she gave me this. 51 00:02:51,448 --> 00:02:53,416 It's a summary of the evidence that they have against Dad. 52 00:02:53,516 --> 00:02:57,008 Okay, Michael. This makes matters better. 53 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,247 Let's just destroy it and move on with our lives. 54 00:02:59,356 --> 00:03:02,154 This is not the actual evidence. It's just a list of the evidence. 55 00:03:02,258 --> 00:03:05,591 And judging by the amount of boxes she has in her place, I have a feeling there's a lot. 56 00:03:05,695 --> 00:03:09,324 A feeling? Oh, don't tell me you won't open it on ethical grounds? 57 00:03:09,432 --> 00:03:11,491 I'm not sure what I'm going to do. 58 00:03:11,601 --> 00:03:15,230 - What is with the insane moral code in this family? - Yes, we did it. 59 00:03:15,338 --> 00:03:18,637 We're getting rid of the Ten Commandments. The granite ones in front of the courthouse. 60 00:03:18,742 --> 00:03:20,710 You know, all it took was the threat of a lawsuit. 61 00:03:20,810 --> 00:03:23,506 You're involved with those protesters now? When did that happen? 62 00:03:23,613 --> 00:03:25,478 Oh, who can remember. 63 00:03:25,582 --> 00:03:27,914 Lindsay's involvement began hours before... 64 00:03:28,018 --> 00:03:30,384 when, leaving the plea hearing, she first determined... 65 00:03:30,487 --> 00:03:32,512 the Ten Commandments didn't belong there. 66 00:03:32,622 --> 00:03:37,184 And they won't even allow me one lousy cigarette! 67 00:03:37,293 --> 00:03:41,127 Honey, they're just heels. They can only support so much weight. 68 00:03:47,203 --> 00:03:50,138 I've always been very passionate about the separation of church and state. 69 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,038 - What are you gonna do with them? - Give 'em to a school. 70 00:03:53,143 --> 00:03:55,771 Can we let another family bring down the Ten Commandments? 71 00:03:55,879 --> 00:03:57,813 This family's already done more than its share. 72 00:03:57,914 --> 00:04:00,542 Oh, now you love the Ten Commandments. 73 00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:04,484 And yet, you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father... 74 00:04:04,587 --> 00:04:08,819 and honor no one above him unless it beith me... thy sweet Lord." 75 00:04:08,925 --> 00:04:11,519 I'm not sure that one made it down the mountain, Gob. 76 00:04:11,628 --> 00:04:14,188 - I told you someone would get hurt. - If I knew it was you... 77 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,527 - I wouldn't have been so worried. - Hey, what happened to you? 78 00:04:16,633 --> 00:04:20,433 He was trying to help some handicapped girl up to the bleachers, and he fell. 79 00:04:20,537 --> 00:04:23,904 It's just a sprain. But at least it's legitimate. 80 00:04:24,007 --> 00:04:27,465 Ah, le clumsy adolescence. It's a phase we've all been through. 81 00:04:27,577 --> 00:04:32,708 Except for me. I was like a cat. I always ended up on all fours. 82 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:39,277 - Like a cat. - Wait a minute. They don't have ramps at your school? 83 00:04:39,389 --> 00:04:42,358 - Well, not up the bleachers. - You should threaten to sue. 84 00:04:42,459 --> 00:04:46,190 - It's free if it's just a threat, you know. - Hey, that's a good idea. 85 00:04:46,296 --> 00:04:48,457 No one's gonna sue anybody. I'm not gonna have my son... 86 00:04:48,565 --> 00:04:51,033 start abusing the legal system like the rest of this family. 87 00:04:51,134 --> 00:04:55,594 After all, we're gonna need it for years to come. 88 00:04:55,705 --> 00:04:58,265 And that's when Michael decided to do the right thing. 89 00:05:01,811 --> 00:05:06,441 So what do you think? Do we have a case against this idiot family or what? 90 00:05:06,549 --> 00:05:09,518 Well, that's actually why I wanted to talk to you, Maggie. 91 00:05:09,619 --> 00:05:15,251 You see, uh, it turns out that I am actually one of those idiots. 92 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:19,818 I might even be the main idiot. Well, I'm not the main idiot, but I'm the idiot in charge. 93 00:05:19,929 --> 00:05:22,727 Yeah. I'm Michael Bluth. Okay? 94 00:05:22,832 --> 00:05:25,164 And I want you to know that I never opened up this folder. 95 00:05:25,268 --> 00:05:28,567 And if you could see my face... 96 00:05:28,671 --> 00:05:31,572 uh, you'd see how sorry I am that I lied to you. 97 00:05:34,944 --> 00:05:37,344 You feel sincere. 98 00:05:37,447 --> 00:05:41,406 Damn it. I have spent the last five hours hating you... 99 00:05:41,518 --> 00:05:43,850 ever since I found out you were Michael Bluth in court. 100 00:05:43,953 --> 00:05:47,855 - What? How did you know? - I'm blind, Michael. 101 00:05:47,957 --> 00:05:50,323 - I'm not stuffed up. - You smelled me. 102 00:05:50,426 --> 00:05:54,157 - I smelled you, baby. - Maggie, why didn't you tell me at your house? 103 00:05:54,264 --> 00:05:56,289 And why did you give me this folder? 104 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:59,960 I was manipulating you. This isn't the real list. 105 00:06:00,069 --> 00:06:03,766 - This is a wish list. - I can't believe you set me up. 106 00:06:03,873 --> 00:06:06,341 Well, you lied to me. Chareth Cutestory? 107 00:06:06,442 --> 00:06:08,603 I know."Thou shalt not make up a name in vain." 108 00:06:08,711 --> 00:06:12,340 But, you know, I walked into that court, and I saw you there... 109 00:06:12,448 --> 00:06:16,976 - and... this can't happen, right? - You're damn right this can't happen. 110 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:19,884 Look at me. This could get me... Are you actually looking at me? 111 00:06:19,989 --> 00:06:22,981 - Yes, I am. - Okay. I could get disbarred for this. 112 00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:25,822 And your dad would have to spend tons more time in prison. 113 00:06:25,929 --> 00:06:28,727 I gotta tell you something. The thing that really gets to me is... 114 00:06:28,832 --> 00:06:32,791 that I keep hearing that Michael Bluth is so... cute. 115 00:06:32,902 --> 00:06:38,534 Well, I know Maggie Lizer is adorable. You don't know what you're missing. 116 00:06:38,641 --> 00:06:40,370 - Really? - Really. 117 00:06:40,476 --> 00:06:45,106 - So what are we gonna do? - I guess we're just gonna have to go our separate ways... 118 00:06:45,215 --> 00:06:48,309 - and agree to never speak about this again. - That is probably best, huh? 119 00:06:48,418 --> 00:06:52,479 The least you can do is buy me a drink. 120 00:06:52,589 --> 00:06:55,490 Hmm. Yeah. I'll stay for one drink. 121 00:07:04,928 --> 00:07:08,125 The next morning, Michael, once again, found himself at Maggie's. 122 00:07:08,231 --> 00:07:11,598 - And once again, berated himself for the mistake. - Oh, no. 123 00:07:11,701 --> 00:07:13,896 I'm supposed to be at the prison to talk to my dad in half an hour. 124 00:07:14,003 --> 00:07:17,302 - I can't believe we did this again. - It was so stupid. 125 00:07:17,407 --> 00:07:23,039 Incredibly stupid. It's like we're making naughty sex even naughtier. 126 00:07:25,381 --> 00:07:28,714 Oh, no. I was supposed to be at the prison to talk to my dad a half an hour ago. 127 00:07:28,818 --> 00:07:31,116 Oh, this is bad. This is really bad. 128 00:07:31,221 --> 00:07:33,781 This is the second most unethical thing I've ever done. 129 00:07:33,890 --> 00:07:36,882 - We cannot pretend that this didn't happen, Maggie. - Or that it won't happen again. 130 00:07:36,993 --> 00:07:40,759 - You think it's gonna happen again? - You tell me. 131 00:07:43,333 --> 00:07:47,997 - Let's just assume that it will happen again at some time. - Right. Right. 132 00:07:48,104 --> 00:07:51,505 We just need to, you know, acknowledge this and keep it private... 133 00:07:51,608 --> 00:07:54,236 - and I don't think that there's anything wrong with that. - Right. 134 00:07:54,344 --> 00:07:57,438 I have a job, you know? I'm trying to keep a man in prison. 135 00:07:57,547 --> 00:08:00,573 Right. And that man happens to be my father. 136 00:08:00,683 --> 00:08:04,312 - This could get ugly. - Well, it's like the Ten Commandments saying. 137 00:08:04,420 --> 00:08:08,618 - "Be true to thine own self, and to thine own self..." - "Be true." Yeah. 138 00:08:08,725 --> 00:08:11,626 - Number seven. - We'll just have to keep it a secret. 139 00:08:11,728 --> 00:08:16,756 - Our secret. - Our dirty little secret. 140 00:08:16,866 --> 00:08:18,629 - I think I'm ready now. - All right. 141 00:08:18,735 --> 00:08:20,862 Okay. 142 00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:24,770 Thirty-two minutes earlier, Gob, Lucille and Barry met with George Sr. 143 00:08:24,874 --> 00:08:29,004 - Where did you get this? - They don't call me a sleight-of-hand artist for nothing. 144 00:08:29,112 --> 00:08:34,448 Gob had switched out the file while his siblings discussed the Ten Commandments. 145 00:08:34,551 --> 00:08:37,349 I've always been very passionate about the separation of church and state. 146 00:08:37,453 --> 00:08:40,889 - What are you gonna do with them? - Give 'em to a school. 147 00:08:40,990 --> 00:08:44,858 Can we let another family bring down the Ten Commandments? 148 00:08:44,961 --> 00:08:47,521 Now you love the Ten Commandments. 149 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:50,929 Apparently, there are boxes of it at the prosecutor's house. 150 00:08:51,034 --> 00:08:53,969 I tracked down the address, and you should be thanking me for this. 151 00:08:54,070 --> 00:08:57,062 Michael didn't want you to have it. Mr. Moral. 152 00:08:57,173 --> 00:09:00,665 Mm. Yeah, we did something right there, huh? 153 00:09:00,777 --> 00:09:04,144 - So what do you think, Barry? - l-I haven't read it. 154 00:09:04,247 --> 00:09:07,216 I had a really interesting date last night. 155 00:09:07,317 --> 00:09:10,684 A woman who actually works two jobs. 156 00:09:12,088 --> 00:09:15,888 Well, it certainly looks like they've got a lot on us. 157 00:09:15,992 --> 00:09:19,155 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, you. I was raising the children. 158 00:09:19,262 --> 00:09:21,230 When was the last time you raised children? 159 00:09:21,331 --> 00:09:25,324 Excuse me? I've got two in the waiting room right this moment. 160 00:09:25,435 --> 00:09:27,665 In fact, Buster and Annyong... 161 00:09:27,770 --> 00:09:31,001 Lucille's newly adopted Korean child, were waiting. 162 00:09:31,107 --> 00:09:34,270 Wow. I wonder what they're talking about in there? 163 00:09:34,377 --> 00:09:38,507 - They don't tell you anything, huh? - They tell me things. 164 00:09:38,615 --> 00:09:42,517 It doesn't matter though, because Dad is gonna be in here a long time. 165 00:09:42,619 --> 00:09:45,087 No. We have court day today. 166 00:09:45,188 --> 00:09:49,147 They take plea. Daddy come home. You out. 167 00:09:49,259 --> 00:09:51,887 Annyong had hit a nerve, and Buster recalled... 168 00:09:51,995 --> 00:09:55,624 that right before George Sr. 's arrest, he'd made a similar threat. 169 00:09:55,732 --> 00:09:59,862 I said he could wear that tie. It looks better on him. 170 00:09:59,969 --> 00:10:02,199 - No, no. Let me help you with that, son. - Oh. 171 00:10:02,305 --> 00:10:06,435 Hey, enjoy yourself tonight, because you are out of here. 172 00:10:06,542 --> 00:10:11,070 I'm not gonna spend my retirement watching you wipe your nose on your sleeve. 173 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:13,375 - I can't breathe, Dad. - Neither can I. 174 00:10:13,483 --> 00:10:14,942 I haven't seen half this stuff... 175 00:10:14,977 --> 00:10:18,673 but they've got these kind of documents, uh, we've gotta get rid of this. 176 00:10:18,779 --> 00:10:22,613 If you're thinking of stealing the evidence, that is a very big offense. 177 00:10:22,716 --> 00:10:27,653 l-I think I'm gonna say that I signed myself out about 10 minutes ago. 178 00:10:27,754 --> 00:10:29,984 You're right. You can't afford to get caught. 179 00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:33,617 I don't need my lawyer in prison. We'll have Gob break in. 180 00:10:33,727 --> 00:10:38,187 Well, gee, Dad, I've got a wife now. 181 00:10:38,298 --> 00:10:40,266 I don't think that I can afford to get caught either. 182 00:10:40,367 --> 00:10:45,600 Good point. You might want to change out of that sweater. 183 00:10:45,706 --> 00:10:48,106 Tell me again why this isn't wrong. 184 00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:51,439 Look. We are just... we're two adults. We've got absolutely nothing... 185 00:10:51,545 --> 00:10:54,946 - Cops. Hide. - Ms. Lizer. 186 00:10:55,048 --> 00:10:57,141 - It's Officer Kelley. - Oh, hi. 187 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,980 Your office has asked me to come pick you up. It's a surprise. 188 00:11:02,456 --> 00:11:05,755 - I just winked. It's a surprise witness. - Oh, great. 189 00:11:05,859 --> 00:11:07,724 - Um... - How are we doing? 190 00:11:07,828 --> 00:11:12,288 I'll just put my dog inside, and then I will be right with you. 191 00:11:12,399 --> 00:11:15,027 I'll take the dog, okay? I've already missed my meeting. You go ahead. 192 00:11:15,135 --> 00:11:17,933 - Just put him through the doggy door. - Okay. 193 00:11:18,038 --> 00:11:20,563 - And, uh, I'll see you in court. - Yeah. 194 00:11:20,674 --> 00:11:23,142 - My dad's not gonna put himself in prison for life. - Yeah. 195 00:11:23,243 --> 00:11:24,801 - Bye. Kiss. - Oh. 196 00:11:24,911 --> 00:11:28,506 And Gob decided to pass offhis break-in assignment to Tobias. 197 00:11:28,615 --> 00:11:33,518 Hey, there's the cat. Sorry you couldn't have been down at the prison with us. 198 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:37,681 - Dad was asking all about you. - Oh. I doubt that very much. 199 00:11:37,791 --> 00:11:42,592 Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. He feels you've been sucking off this family far too long. 200 00:11:42,696 --> 00:11:47,497 If you don't start pulling your weight around here, it's gonna be shape up or ship up. 201 00:11:47,601 --> 00:11:51,867 You know, try as I might, I cannot seem to impress that man. 202 00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:55,601 Isn't that funny... ... I'm about to knock his socks off again. 203 00:11:55,709 --> 00:11:59,167 Yeah, I'm gonna break into this house that's got a bunch of evidence in it. 204 00:11:59,279 --> 00:12:02,009 just to borrow it. Ensure his freedom forever. 205 00:12:02,115 --> 00:12:03,550 But, it's a tough job. Might require some agility. 206 00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:06,849 But, it's a tough job. Might require some agility. 207 00:12:06,953 --> 00:12:10,081 This kind of agility? 208 00:12:10,190 --> 00:12:13,353 Let's go, little man. 209 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:17,920 Michael, meanwhile, had decided to see what life in Maggie's world was like. 210 00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:22,594 All right. Okay. 211 00:12:22,702 --> 00:12:24,761 All right. Okay. 212 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:30,799 - Okay. - This guy's the real deal. He's on the inside. 213 00:12:30,911 --> 00:12:34,870 - But, he's got some demands. - This could be the break we wanted. 214 00:12:34,981 --> 00:12:38,212 - This is District Attorney Lizer. - All right. What do you want? 215 00:12:38,318 --> 00:12:42,448 Uh, l-I want immunity for me and my mom... 216 00:12:42,556 --> 00:12:45,389 and I want my dad to stay in prison. 217 00:12:45,492 --> 00:12:48,723 - Also, can you send Annyong back to Korea? - Huh? 218 00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:53,024 - Hey! - Justice! 219 00:12:55,335 --> 00:12:58,634 Meanwhile, Maggie's interrogation of Buster was proving fruitless. 220 00:12:58,738 --> 00:13:03,232 Do you know anything about your father's trips overseas? 221 00:13:03,343 --> 00:13:06,779 I knew I'd have a fun time at home alone with Mom. 222 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:11,681 Fine. Did you ever see him return from these trips... 223 00:13:11,785 --> 00:13:13,912 - with anything unusual? - Yeah. 224 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:16,488 He came back home once with a black statue... 225 00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:19,423 with an erect penis. 226 00:13:19,526 --> 00:13:22,154 It stayed in our living room until my aunt objected. 227 00:13:23,697 --> 00:13:26,996 What about business associates? 228 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:29,000 - I have none. - All right. 229 00:13:29,102 --> 00:13:32,765 This guy's wasting our time. Take away his grilled cheese. 230 00:13:32,873 --> 00:13:37,003 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 231 00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:40,273 If it's evidence you want, I know where they keep it. According to my brother... 232 00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:43,213 there are boxes of evidence in a house on Scenic View Drive. 233 00:13:43,316 --> 00:13:46,945 - Isn't that where you live? - Yeah. 234 00:13:47,053 --> 00:13:51,114 And I'm headed there now. 235 00:13:51,224 --> 00:13:54,682 Tobias, meanwhile, had used his catlike agility... 236 00:13:54,794 --> 00:13:58,924 - to get the evidence at Maggie's house. - The cat is in. 237 00:13:59,032 --> 00:14:02,490 Unfortunately, it was just as Maggie came home. 238 00:14:09,643 --> 00:14:12,612 Is there someone here? 239 00:14:12,712 --> 00:14:15,840 Tobias, concerned about Maggie's heightened sense of smell... 240 00:14:15,949 --> 00:14:18,577 set off to cloak himself in her scent. 241 00:14:35,435 --> 00:14:38,598 - And Michael was at the vet's office. - Justice is fine. 242 00:14:38,705 --> 00:14:42,334 - Great. - Although, dressing him up like a seeing-eye dog... 243 00:14:42,442 --> 00:14:44,910 - seems a little cruel. - Cruel? 244 00:14:45,011 --> 00:14:47,002 Well, yeah, because he can't see. 245 00:14:47,113 --> 00:14:49,445 What are you talking about? 246 00:14:49,549 --> 00:14:52,177 Mr. Bluth, Justice is blind. 247 00:14:56,864 --> 00:14:59,458 justice cannot be blind, Doc. 248 00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:03,128 He's got a handle and everything. Come on, boy. 249 00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:10,810 Maybe his peripheral isn't great... 250 00:15:10,912 --> 00:15:13,380 but he's been leading a blind woman around. 251 00:15:13,481 --> 00:15:15,881 I think she's been leading him around. 252 00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:19,943 But that would mean that Maggie isn't blind. 253 00:15:20,054 --> 00:15:22,682 In fact, Maggie wasn't blind... 254 00:15:22,790 --> 00:15:25,384 - but had been pretending to be... - Son of a bitch. 255 00:15:25,493 --> 00:15:27,961 since she found it helpful in taking the LSATs. 256 00:15:28,062 --> 00:15:30,530 "D."B" places fourth. 257 00:15:34,736 --> 00:15:38,695 - "A"? - Finding it a tremendous boon to her professional life... 258 00:15:38,806 --> 00:15:43,106 - Maggie continued the ruse. - I submit into evidence this wine glass... 259 00:15:43,211 --> 00:15:45,679 with the defendant's fingerprints. 260 00:15:47,749 --> 00:15:52,083 Don't worry. You're so ahead. 261 00:15:52,186 --> 00:15:54,484 Her ability to see, however... 262 00:15:54,589 --> 00:15:56,716 was currently proving a disadvantage... 263 00:15:56,824 --> 00:15:59,816 as she couldn't reveal to the man she recognized as Tobias... 264 00:15:59,927 --> 00:16:03,363 that she knew he was there without betraying her secret. 265 00:16:09,771 --> 00:16:15,505 And Tobias was finding her an uncannily difficult blind girl to outmaneuver. 266 00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:25,686 Their game of cat and mouse continued. 267 00:16:30,124 --> 00:16:32,922 Until Michael showed up to return Justice. 268 00:16:33,027 --> 00:16:36,986 Oh, Justice, what is it, boy? What is it? 269 00:16:37,098 --> 00:16:40,966 Is there some jackass in my bathrobe? 270 00:16:44,305 --> 00:16:47,103 Oh! I can't see! 271 00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:50,575 And later, the family gathered at the courthouse to respond to the plea offer. 272 00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:54,409 They don't have a case against us. I took care of everything. 273 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:58,315 - Something smells wonderful. - Well, thank you. 274 00:16:58,419 --> 00:17:01,217 Would that I could say that I wore it to impress you... 275 00:17:01,322 --> 00:17:06,760 but, no, I'm afraid it's merely a cloaking agent from a sadly blunderous afternoon. 276 00:17:06,861 --> 00:17:10,228 Who else have we got? What about Buster? 277 00:17:10,331 --> 00:17:13,926 Worst-case scenario he gets caught, no more Buster. 278 00:17:14,035 --> 00:17:16,833 I'm not going anywhere. You're the one who's staying put. 279 00:17:16,938 --> 00:17:19,566 Not me. You. 280 00:17:19,674 --> 00:17:23,235 What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? 281 00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:29,346 Outside the courthouse, Surely Fünke was addressing the crowd. 282 00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:31,748 George Michael prepared to confront her about it. 283 00:17:31,853 --> 00:17:35,254 Not just to me, but to all handicapped kids out there... 284 00:17:35,356 --> 00:17:39,486 who are sick and tired of sitting in the front rows at basketball games. 285 00:17:39,594 --> 00:17:42,495 George Michael spotted his father... 286 00:17:42,597 --> 00:17:46,260 and not wanting to appear to be abusing the legal system, found a place to hide. 287 00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:51,634 Michael, determined to expose Maggie, hid to avoid tipping his hand. 288 00:17:54,108 --> 00:17:57,600 It was then, however, that Lindsay's advocacy group had their big moment. 289 00:18:00,381 --> 00:18:02,349 Hey, George Michael, what are you doing here? 290 00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:05,908 I just thought I'd come down and see the family. See everyone. 291 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:07,647 - Oh. - That's why I'm here. 292 00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:10,280 Well, pal, you don't need to do that. You can head on home. 293 00:18:10,391 --> 00:18:12,382 Why don't you go help that handicapped friend of yours? 294 00:18:12,493 --> 00:18:16,452 - She kind of lied to me. - I was recently lied to myself. 295 00:18:16,564 --> 00:18:19,397 And for what it's worth, George Michael, you cannot let people get away with that. 296 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,627 It's just so hard to know what the right thing to do is. 297 00:18:21,736 --> 00:18:24,705 I know it. It's not like there's some list of rules... 298 00:18:24,806 --> 00:18:27,104 - handed down to us from on high. - No. 299 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,199 Watch your head. 300 00:18:38,286 --> 00:18:42,518 So Michael set out to expose in court that Maggie wasn't really blind. 301 00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:45,649 - She's right there. What are we gonna do? - I got a plan. 302 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:49,059 Your Honor, the purpose of a court of law is to find the truth... 303 00:18:49,163 --> 00:18:52,223 which is why witnesses swear on this. 304 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,358 After all, they sayjustice is blind. 305 00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:58,802 Surely, she has enough sight to catch the truth... 306 00:18:58,906 --> 00:19:01,704 before it hits her in the face. 307 00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:04,277 Objection, Your... 308 00:19:04,378 --> 00:19:07,814 Unfortunately, Maggie had been temporarily blinded that day. 309 00:19:07,915 --> 00:19:10,611 - I can't see! - Bailiff. 310 00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:12,686 That was my plan. What do you got? 311 00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:18,447 So George Michael decided to once and for all put an end to Surely Fünke. 312 00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:21,289 - I need to talk to you. - And this is the man who inspired me. 313 00:19:21,395 --> 00:19:25,354 George Michael Bluth. 314 00:19:25,466 --> 00:19:28,230 He is the one who is responsible for the new ramps at our school. 315 00:19:28,336 --> 00:19:32,295 And he will carry on my legacy and put an end to B.S. 316 00:19:38,613 --> 00:19:43,949 - Surely can beat this thing. - No more B.S. No more B.S. 317 00:19:44,051 --> 00:19:48,010 And Michael reunited with Maggie, who had been kicked off the case. 318 00:19:48,122 --> 00:19:50,818 I really thought you were lying to me. I am so sorry. 319 00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:54,725 Michael, I've been doing this blind act thing for years. It's wacked. 320 00:19:54,829 --> 00:19:58,458 - Are you going to admit that you were faking it? - I think I'm gonna go for... 321 00:19:58,566 --> 00:20:02,434 "I was struck by the Bible and it restored my sight." 322 00:20:04,038 --> 00:20:09,271 So what about us? We were starting to establish some trust... 323 00:20:09,377 --> 00:20:11,436 except for all the lies. 324 00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:13,740 You know, I was originally looking for something completely uncomplicated. 325 00:20:13,848 --> 00:20:17,306 Yeah. Me too. Forget it. This is so over. 326 00:20:17,418 --> 00:20:20,478 You know, we're saying good-bye, and this is actually the first time... 327 00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:22,681 that I feel that you can really see me. 328 00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:25,418 Yeah. 329 00:20:25,526 --> 00:20:29,485 We're just two people staring at each other... 330 00:20:29,597 --> 00:20:34,500 fully exposed in a court of law. 331 00:20:47,882 --> 00:20:51,010 justice! 332 00:20:51,118 --> 00:20:53,643 On the next Arrested Development. 333 00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:57,155 Barry gets a sign from God. 334 00:20:57,258 --> 00:21:00,318 I will obey your will. I will lead a good life. 335 00:21:02,463 --> 00:21:04,431 Well, the hell with this then! 336 00:21:04,532 --> 00:21:07,990 And Maggie is replaced with a new, less generous, prosecutor. 337 00:21:08,102 --> 00:21:10,593 I was made to understand there were grilled cheese sandwiches here.