1 00:00:01,997 --> 00:00:04,898 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,991 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,102 --> 00:00:09,093 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,610 --> 00:00:16,271 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:19,380 Michael was meeting... 6 00:00:19,380 --> 00:00:21,177 Michael was meeting... 7 00:00:20,215 --> 00:00:22,274 with the company's accountant, Ira Gilligan. 8 00:00:22,384 --> 00:00:24,409 Anyway, I have gone over this 10 different ways... 9 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:28,183 and you're reporting income on an account that... You know, it is just freezing in here. 10 00:00:28,290 --> 00:00:30,224 Well, the thermostat is in my office. 11 00:00:30,325 --> 00:00:33,226 While it's freezing in here, it's still hot in there. So please continue. 12 00:00:33,328 --> 00:00:36,729 There's basically no money where it should be. I think I'm catching a cold. 13 00:00:36,832 --> 00:00:39,562 - You're not catching a cold. - I know my body. 14 00:00:40,836 --> 00:00:43,270 - There's no money in the account? - I'm sorry. 15 00:00:43,372 --> 00:00:46,364 - This is like the bayou in here. - I tried to tell you that. 16 00:00:46,475 --> 00:00:49,273 I guess I just had to find out for myself. 17 00:00:49,378 --> 00:00:53,075 Anyway, this isn't the first discrepancy with your father's books. 18 00:00:53,181 --> 00:00:55,479 With this court case coming up, I just have to warn you... 19 00:00:55,584 --> 00:00:57,677 if they ask me to testify, I am not gonna lie. 20 00:00:57,786 --> 00:00:59,686 - No one's asking you to lie. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 21 00:00:59,788 --> 00:01:01,756 You're asking Gilligan not to lie? 22 00:01:01,857 --> 00:01:04,451 Please call me Ira. I don't like Gilligan. 23 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,528 Who doesn't like Gilligan? 24 00:01:06,628 --> 00:01:09,358 Is it cold in here? 25 00:01:09,464 --> 00:01:11,955 So, listen. You have been married two weeks now. It seems to be sticking. 26 00:01:12,067 --> 00:01:13,864 And let's pretend it's a good thing. 27 00:01:13,969 --> 00:01:16,028 I guess this makes me your best man... 28 00:01:16,138 --> 00:01:19,869 and I would like to throw you a bachelor party. 29 00:01:19,975 --> 00:01:22,273 Yeah, I don't think she'd go for that. 30 00:01:22,377 --> 00:01:25,642 Besides, I talked to Dad. He said it was stupid to get married in the first place. 31 00:01:25,747 --> 00:01:29,046 And he's right. He's right. I've gotta get rid of her. 32 00:01:29,151 --> 00:01:32,609 You know, l... I said two weeks ago that I thought it was a stupid idea. 33 00:01:32,721 --> 00:01:34,416 Suddenly Dad says it and it's good advice? 34 00:01:34,523 --> 00:01:36,582 You know you don't have to do everything Dad says. 35 00:01:36,692 --> 00:01:39,160 I don't do everything Dad says. He just happens to be right about this. 36 00:01:39,261 --> 00:01:41,821 You can help me get rid ofher though. 37 00:01:41,930 --> 00:01:44,421 Mom's having a cocktail party. She'll be there. Maybe you can try to break us up. 38 00:01:44,533 --> 00:01:46,899 - I can't do that. - Why not? You did it with me and Marta. 39 00:01:47,002 --> 00:01:49,732 You had no problem with that, guy. You know what? Lie to her. 40 00:01:49,838 --> 00:01:52,568 Tell her that I'm insensitive and unreliable. 41 00:01:52,674 --> 00:01:56,405 Something about how you can never confront people. You need someone to clean up your messes. 42 00:01:56,511 --> 00:01:58,843 See, that's great. And that's just off the top of your head. 43 00:01:58,947 --> 00:02:01,177 Michael, Gob. I was just in the neighborhood. 44 00:02:01,283 --> 00:02:03,979 Good Lord. It is sweltering in here. 45 00:02:05,020 --> 00:02:07,614 As you may or may not know... 46 00:02:07,723 --> 00:02:10,191 Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. 47 00:02:10,292 --> 00:02:13,090 - Really? When did that start? - Well... 48 00:02:13,195 --> 00:02:16,130 I don't want to blame it all on 9/11... 49 00:02:16,231 --> 00:02:17,926 but it certainly didn't help. 50 00:02:18,033 --> 00:02:20,228 But anyway, I need your help. If you could possibly... 51 00:02:20,335 --> 00:02:22,269 Could we go back to your office, please? 52 00:02:22,371 --> 00:02:25,204 I just want to be a family again. 53 00:02:25,307 --> 00:02:29,368 I guess what I'm saying is I want to reunite the band. 54 00:02:29,478 --> 00:02:32,106 - Oh, no. - "Oh, no'was right. 55 00:02:32,214 --> 00:02:36,116 In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music group with Lindsay and Maeby... 56 00:02:36,218 --> 00:02:40,848 called Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution. 57 00:02:40,956 --> 00:02:44,551 The group was underwritten by the Natural Life Food Company... 58 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:48,494 a division of Chem Grow, an Allyn-Crane acquisition, and part of the Squimm Group. 59 00:02:48,597 --> 00:02:52,055 Their motto was simple. "We keep you alive." 60 00:02:55,937 --> 00:02:57,871 Zanotab may cause dry mouth, hair loss... 61 00:02:57,973 --> 00:03:01,568 an overly alert feeling, and in some cases may diminish your sex drive. 62 00:03:03,145 --> 00:03:05,045 Well, there's a wellness convention in town... 63 00:03:05,147 --> 00:03:08,139 and I thought maybe you could talk Lindsay into joining me up onstage. 64 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:12,653 - Yeah. Why don't you ask her? - Oh, I would, but she just doesn't take me seriously. 65 00:03:14,456 --> 00:03:17,653 Michael tried to find the money the accountant said was missing. 66 00:03:17,759 --> 00:03:19,954 I don't know. I probably stole it. 67 00:03:20,062 --> 00:03:22,326 I mean, if he says it's missing, it is. 68 00:03:22,431 --> 00:03:25,025 Unless he stole it. Hey, maybe he stole it. 69 00:03:25,133 --> 00:03:28,398 - He's the one that said it's missing. - Yeah, I probably stole it. 70 00:03:28,503 --> 00:03:31,199 Well, we need to find it before Ira is asked to testify. 71 00:03:31,306 --> 00:03:33,240 - I thought we were talking about Gilligan. Who's Ira? - Ira Gilligan. 72 00:03:33,341 --> 00:03:35,673 Ira's his first name. He actually hates to be called Gilligan. 73 00:03:35,777 --> 00:03:38,007 Well, he never told me that. 74 00:03:38,113 --> 00:03:41,514 Gilligan has promised me that all this money will be saved in I.R.A.s. 75 00:03:41,616 --> 00:03:44,608 - It's Ira, sir. - Oh, I'm sorry, Gilligan. 76 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,621 Will be saved in "Iras." 77 00:03:47,723 --> 00:03:49,953 - What the hell is this, Gilligan? - It's Ira, sir. 78 00:03:50,058 --> 00:03:52,219 - Please call me... - Gilligan! 79 00:03:52,327 --> 00:03:54,454 Michael, if he testifies, I am screwed. 80 00:03:54,563 --> 00:03:58,431 Here's what you do. You take him out for some fishing or something. 81 00:03:58,533 --> 00:04:00,865 - Why would I take him fishing? - Fun. Guy fun. 82 00:04:00,969 --> 00:04:03,699 - Let's get him on our side. - No. Look. I'm not taking him fishing. 83 00:04:03,805 --> 00:04:05,102 Oh, that's right. You hated fishing. 84 00:04:05,207 --> 00:04:07,698 - No, I didn't. - No, I'll get Gob. Yeah. He liked it. 85 00:04:07,809 --> 00:04:09,936 - Hang on a second. - He's the one who's fun. 86 00:04:10,045 --> 00:04:12,809 I liked fishing. Where are you going? I'm fun. 87 00:04:12,914 --> 00:04:14,882 It's just that... Listen. 88 00:04:14,983 --> 00:04:17,952 The way to fix this Ira thing is not to buy him off. All right? 89 00:04:18,053 --> 00:04:21,511 - It's to find out where the money went. - You're no fun. 90 00:04:21,623 --> 00:04:23,784 Yeah. I'm plenty fun. 91 00:04:26,261 --> 00:04:28,388 That night the family gathered at Lucille's... 92 00:04:28,497 --> 00:04:30,556 to welcome Gob's wife. 93 00:04:30,665 --> 00:04:33,930 I have always wanted a daughter. 94 00:04:34,035 --> 00:04:36,060 And a blonde. What fun. 95 00:04:36,171 --> 00:04:39,265 - Where did Annyong get thatjuice box? - Annyong. 96 00:04:39,374 --> 00:04:42,832 Those are for his soccer team. No sugar for you. You just get more awful. 97 00:04:45,947 --> 00:04:48,074 Hey, Adopted Brother. 98 00:04:48,183 --> 00:04:50,242 Do you think I could have a hit of that juice box? That... 99 00:04:59,227 --> 00:05:01,286 Michael tried to convince Lindsay to rejoin... 100 00:05:01,396 --> 00:05:05,594 Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution. 101 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:10,034 Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution was a nightmare for me. 102 00:05:10,138 --> 00:05:14,006 Hmm. Well, he said it was the most fun your family's ever had. 103 00:05:14,109 --> 00:05:17,010 Yeah, well, I was wacked on Zanotab the entire time. 104 00:05:17,112 --> 00:05:19,342 I thought Zanotab was supposed to make everything a little bit better. 105 00:05:19,447 --> 00:05:23,406 For 15 minutes. Then it burns when you pee, and your marriage goes to hell. 106 00:05:23,518 --> 00:05:27,045 It is not a good supplement. Besides, Maeby's not gonna want to do it. 107 00:05:27,155 --> 00:05:29,646 I wanna do it! Are you kidding me? 108 00:05:29,758 --> 00:05:31,851 Those were our best times ever. 109 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:35,327 This party just keeps gettin' better. 110 00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:39,025 So, uh... You know, if you want me on wood block, I can keep perfect time. 111 00:05:39,134 --> 00:05:41,398 Some call me the human metronome. 112 00:05:41,503 --> 00:05:44,165 You notice how I'm always on time? I'm never late for things. 113 00:05:44,272 --> 00:05:46,866 Yeah, but I think punctuality is slightly different from rhythm. 114 00:05:46,975 --> 00:05:50,809 No, it's not. It's the exact same thing. It's knowing how long things take. 115 00:05:50,912 --> 00:05:55,372 Look. I'm just doing this because if my parents split up, it's a lot more work for me. 116 00:05:55,483 --> 00:05:58,213 I know. They split up once in Boston. 117 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,982 When they get along, I get tons more alone time. 118 00:06:01,089 --> 00:06:03,387 When they don't, guess who they start spending all their time with. 119 00:06:03,491 --> 00:06:06,983 - Me. - We've been talking here for 28 seconds. Just so you know. 120 00:06:10,031 --> 00:06:12,056 Excuse me. Dr. "Funky?" 121 00:06:12,167 --> 00:06:16,866 - Ah, Fünke. - Of Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution? 122 00:06:16,972 --> 00:06:19,736 - Yes! - Oh, my... I saw you in '96. 123 00:06:19,841 --> 00:06:23,277 - Oh! - You sang a song about a supplement called Teamocil? 124 00:06:23,378 --> 00:06:25,608 - Teamocil. - I mean, you just nailed me! 125 00:06:25,714 --> 00:06:28,945 It was like you knew every side effect I was going through at that time. 126 00:06:35,156 --> 00:06:37,351 - Sadly, Teamocil has been discontinued. - Oh. 127 00:06:37,459 --> 00:06:39,984 The sense of wellness it created in relationships... 128 00:06:40,095 --> 00:06:43,531 was merely the first sign of complete pituitary shutdown. 129 00:06:43,632 --> 00:06:45,532 - Excuse me? Are you, uh... Hi. I'm Michael. - Hi. 130 00:06:45,634 --> 00:06:48,569 - I'm Gob's brother. - Yes. He told me all about you. 131 00:06:48,670 --> 00:06:51,764 - You have a terrific voice. - I smell olives! 132 00:06:51,873 --> 00:06:53,864 And Michael, as per Gob's request... 133 00:06:53,975 --> 00:06:56,910 tried to convince his wife that Gob was unreliable. 134 00:06:57,012 --> 00:06:59,276 So, Gob is late. But I guess that's who you married. 135 00:06:59,381 --> 00:07:02,214 He's probably out trying to do something very important. 136 00:07:02,317 --> 00:07:06,879 Are you hitting on me? Gob said that would happen. 137 00:07:11,393 --> 00:07:14,123 Hey, Gob. It's a good thing you're not staying married to this girl. 138 00:07:14,229 --> 00:07:18,495 You've got her hating me... at least your version of me, which is actually you. 139 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:24,004 Well, I talked to Dad, and he thinks that I should stay in it. 140 00:07:24,105 --> 00:07:27,905 Stay in the marriage? You're not letting Dad lead you around by the nose again, are you? 141 00:07:28,009 --> 00:07:32,139 Think about it. I've got the marriage and none of the good parts. 142 00:07:32,247 --> 00:07:35,148 It's like, so far it's been all chain and no ball. 143 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:37,741 - Sure. - So, we'll have a ceremony and a bachelor party. 144 00:07:37,852 --> 00:07:40,787 A bachelor party? You want one now? Come on. 145 00:07:40,889 --> 00:07:44,017 - You're not giving your best man a whole lot of prep time. - Dad can handle it. 146 00:07:45,126 --> 00:07:48,687 - Dad? - Yeah. You know. 147 00:07:48,797 --> 00:07:50,788 He's a fun guy, and... 148 00:07:50,899 --> 00:07:54,300 - I'm making him my best man. - You're making Dad your best man. That's great. 149 00:07:54,402 --> 00:07:56,302 I guess being your brother... 150 00:07:56,404 --> 00:07:58,998 and solving all your problems for you doesn't qualify me as your best man. 151 00:07:59,107 --> 00:08:03,168 Hey. If he wants to support me, I'm not gonna tell him to go to hell. 152 00:08:03,278 --> 00:08:06,441 - Don't worry. You're still... - What? Invited? 153 00:08:06,548 --> 00:08:09,949 No, I was gonna say you're still the guy I want solving my problems, but, yeah... 154 00:08:10,051 --> 00:08:12,849 Let me talk to Dad about that invite situation. 155 00:08:19,757 --> 00:08:21,987 The next day, Gob visited his father... 156 00:08:22,093 --> 00:08:23,993 to prepare for his bachelor party. 157 00:08:24,095 --> 00:08:26,120 You know, I really think that you're gonna like this woman. 158 00:08:26,231 --> 00:08:29,598 Well, she's costing me enough, but she's... oh, she's a hell of a stripper. 159 00:08:29,701 --> 00:08:31,430 - No, I mean my wife. - Oh. 160 00:08:31,536 --> 00:08:34,027 Well, l... I doubt that very much. 161 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:38,940 Well, I can tell you that Michael was pretty upset that you wanted to be best man. 162 00:08:39,043 --> 00:08:43,173 - Don't worry about Michael. - Yeah, my bachelor party's about having fun, right? 163 00:08:43,281 --> 00:08:46,978 No, no. Your bachelor party's about convincing Gilligan that he's killed a stripper... 164 00:08:47,085 --> 00:08:49,076 getting him out of town so he can't testify... 165 00:08:49,187 --> 00:08:51,485 and making sure that people think that he took the money. 166 00:08:51,589 --> 00:08:53,454 - It is? - Yeah. 167 00:08:53,558 --> 00:08:57,324 This accountant can do us a lot of damage. I want him neutralized. Do you hear me? 168 00:08:57,428 --> 00:09:01,990 That's why I want you to use this stripper... a narcoleptic, believe it or not. 169 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:06,002 A friend of mine at the yacht club, he used her for his bachelor party. 170 00:09:06,104 --> 00:09:09,471 We wanted you to have the first piece! 171 00:09:13,745 --> 00:09:16,236 You put her in a darkened space, she's out. 172 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:18,178 You get him drunk. He passes out. 173 00:09:18,283 --> 00:09:22,549 Then you cover the floor with corn syrup, mixed with a little red dye. 174 00:09:22,654 --> 00:09:26,215 He comes to. "Eee! Blood! Aaah!" He freaks out. 175 00:09:26,324 --> 00:09:28,224 Okay. But how do you know that he's gonna leave the country? 176 00:09:28,326 --> 00:09:31,659 That's why I got you those honeymoon tickets. You never thanked me for those. 177 00:09:31,763 --> 00:09:33,697 I'm sorry. I meant to. I was gonna... 178 00:09:33,798 --> 00:09:36,494 You just have to convince him that this happened. 179 00:09:36,601 --> 00:09:39,434 - That he killed a stripper? - Can you do this? 180 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,698 Can I trust you? You're not gonna go all Michael on me, are ya? 181 00:09:41,806 --> 00:09:43,706 Nobody's turning all Michael on you. 182 00:09:43,808 --> 00:09:46,777 But when you get out, then we're gonna have a real party. Right, Dad? 183 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,778 Are you kidding? When I get out of here... 184 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,280 you're gonna throw me the biggest party this town's ever seen. 185 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:53,680 All right? 186 00:09:53,785 --> 00:09:55,753 Back at the model home... 187 00:09:58,022 --> 00:10:00,923 Stop! It is not Zanotab. 188 00:10:01,025 --> 00:10:03,858 Well, maybe if I was allowed to have a Zanotab, I'd remember it's Euphorazine. 189 00:10:03,962 --> 00:10:07,454 No. We are not going to do that again. This family is not about to start using. 190 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,863 We are pushers, not takers. 191 00:10:09,968 --> 00:10:14,064 Okay. Once more, from the bridge. 192 00:10:17,709 --> 00:10:19,609 What is that noise? 193 00:10:19,711 --> 00:10:22,305 We don't need the wood block. 194 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,143 No, I just thought I would join in on the fun. 195 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:28,447 I mean, you guys are always talking about, you know, family and loving and... 196 00:10:28,553 --> 00:10:30,145 having good times in the circle... 197 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,155 You know what? This isn't working. 198 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:34,782 Maybe I'm just gonna go off and rehearse with Maeby alone. 199 00:10:34,892 --> 00:10:36,917 Oh, fine. Then I'll rehearse with Maeby after dinner. 200 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:41,660 No! This is wholesome, family fun, okay? 201 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:44,496 Let's take it from loose stool! One, two and a... 202 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,502 What is that in your mouth? Is that a Euphorazine? 203 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,504 Lindsay, spit it out! That's not real happiness! 204 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:51,166 - Well, it's better than what we've got now. - Lindsay, spit it out! 205 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:53,107 And Michael arrived home... 206 00:10:53,211 --> 00:10:56,009 determined to prove that he was, in fact, fun. 207 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:58,139 I just booked us a little fishing trip. 208 00:10:58,249 --> 00:11:01,707 - But why? What did I do? - Hmm? No, no. This is a fun thing! 209 00:11:01,819 --> 00:11:03,844 Okay? Something I've always wanted to do with you. 210 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:06,253 Everybody's always having fun around here. Why can't we? 211 00:11:06,357 --> 00:11:10,851 Already down! Get your finger out of my throat! It's down! 212 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:14,454 - Anyway, I thought you hated fishing. - No, it's fun. I like fun. 213 00:11:14,565 --> 00:11:19,127 I just hated doing it with my dad. This is gonna be you and me. Okay? 214 00:11:19,237 --> 00:11:23,333 We get to stay at a hotel, get up at 4:00 a.m., slap on the old seasick patch. 215 00:11:23,441 --> 00:11:27,104 We're gonna get out there on the choppy ocean. We're gonna catch ourselves a little lunch. 216 00:11:27,211 --> 00:11:29,611 Oh, we get to eat it? 217 00:11:29,714 --> 00:11:32,205 After we gut it. 218 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,012 Yes. 219 00:11:34,118 --> 00:11:36,712 While the Bluth boys contemplated having fun... 220 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,984 Lucille had a request for Gob's bachelor party. 221 00:11:40,091 --> 00:11:42,889 - Why do I have to bring him? - Because Buster's your brother... 222 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:47,226 and I'm not gonna leave him home alone with all this J-U-l-C-E around. 223 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:50,199 I can spell, Mom. You spelled "juice." 224 00:11:50,301 --> 00:11:52,861 Oh, you're so brilliant. Let's see you find it. 225 00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:56,531 Besides, I'm going to Annyong's soccer award ceremony... 226 00:11:56,908 --> 00:11:58,842 Annyong. 227 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:05,683 And I don't need the other soccer moms knowing how old my first batch of kids are. 228 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:09,141 And I don't need the other soccer moms knowing how old my first batch of kids are. 229 00:12:09,253 --> 00:12:11,744 - Yeah, I think they're gonna know that Annyong's... - Annyong. 230 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,984 Would somebody please tell this insufferable child to... 231 00:12:15,093 --> 00:12:16,822 God! 232 00:12:16,928 --> 00:12:18,828 And so, as Michael and his son... 233 00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:20,989 checked into the hotel, his brothers arrived. 234 00:12:21,099 --> 00:12:24,660 - What are you guys doing here? - Oh, we're having Gob's bachelor party. 235 00:12:24,769 --> 00:12:28,102 You're not going? Even Dad's coming... Via satellite. 236 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:31,835 Uh, no. I'm gonna go fishing with my son here. We're gonna go have some fun. 237 00:12:31,943 --> 00:12:37,040 Real fun. Okay? Not everything is strippers and booze and buckets of blood. 238 00:12:37,148 --> 00:12:39,844 Why do you guys have buckets ofblood? 239 00:12:39,951 --> 00:12:42,010 It's not real blood. It's corn syrup and red dye. 240 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,782 - Juice. - We have unlimited juice? 241 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:49,087 This party is gonna be off the hook. 242 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:54,562 Meanwhile, at the wellness convention in the very same hotel... 243 00:12:54,665 --> 00:12:58,601 Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution... 244 00:12:58,703 --> 00:13:00,671 was preparing for their show. 245 00:13:00,772 --> 00:13:03,297 Here are the new Euphorazine side effects. 246 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:07,572 Ah, the solo. That is for my lovely and talented daughter. 247 00:13:07,678 --> 00:13:09,976 "Delayed irritability?" What do they mean by delayed? 248 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:13,278 It means it comes later! This is ridiculous! Why do we even have to do this? 249 00:13:13,384 --> 00:13:16,581 We are doing this to keep our family together. 250 00:13:16,687 --> 00:13:19,815 No, I'm serious. We're dressed like we're in the '60s. 251 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:23,087 - It's the 21 st century. We should be dressing like it's the '80s. - Lindsay... 252 00:13:23,194 --> 00:13:26,220 I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. 253 00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:29,322 If you need me, I'll be at the bar. 254 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,334 Well, fine, Lindsay. That's fine. 255 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,667 - Maeby and I'll just do... - Yeah. I'm out too. 256 00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:42,001 You think you can handle it alone? 'Cause if you don't perform, we don't validate. 257 00:13:45,787 --> 00:13:47,303 Back in Michael's hotel room... 258 00:13:47,338 --> 00:13:49,498 the guys were settling down for the night... 259 00:13:49,605 --> 00:13:52,335 so as to be ready for their 4:00 a.m. wake-up call. 260 00:13:52,441 --> 00:13:55,205 It sure sounds like they're having fun out there by the pool. 261 00:13:55,311 --> 00:13:58,838 Oh, they think they're having fun, Son, but it's not lasting fun. 262 00:13:58,948 --> 00:14:02,509 It is fleeting fun, like a bachelor party. 263 00:14:04,153 --> 00:14:09,216 What we got here is lasting fun. Okay? You think about that. 264 00:14:09,325 --> 00:14:12,624 - Good night, Son. - Good night, Dad. 265 00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:15,492 - Marco! - Polo! 266 00:14:15,598 --> 00:14:17,498 Marco! 267 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,364 - Polo! - Marco! 268 00:14:20,469 --> 00:14:24,269 - Hey, Dad? - Polo! 269 00:14:24,373 --> 00:14:27,831 - Dad, are you still awake? - Still awake. 270 00:14:27,943 --> 00:14:30,173 It's just, um... 271 00:14:30,279 --> 00:14:32,577 I mean, this is really fun and everything... 272 00:14:32,681 --> 00:14:35,650 This isn't even the fun part. Tomorrow... 273 00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:37,776 Yeah. 274 00:14:37,887 --> 00:14:40,378 The problem I'm having is, uh... 275 00:14:40,489 --> 00:14:44,653 - I have a pretty finely tuned internal clock... - Mm-hmm. 276 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,126 which is why I'm actually such a good natural percussionist. 277 00:14:47,229 --> 00:14:49,789 And, um... 278 00:14:49,899 --> 00:14:52,060 I'm just worried that I'm not gonna be able to fall asleep... 279 00:14:52,168 --> 00:14:54,659 for another two hours and 45 minutes. 280 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:58,103 So, I was thinking maybe I would go down and check out Maeby's band... 281 00:14:58,207 --> 00:15:00,675 and you could go see if Gob's bachelor party has started. 282 00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:04,007 Shh, shh, shh. I'm right where I want to be. 283 00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:06,172 Gob had his chance to have me there... 284 00:15:06,282 --> 00:15:07,749 but if you're sure that you can't sleep. 285 00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:11,251 It's just... I don't know when I'm gonna get another chance like this... 286 00:15:11,353 --> 00:15:13,253 - you know, to be there for family. - Right. 287 00:15:13,355 --> 00:15:17,052 - I'd hate to miss it, because I was too proud. - Right. 288 00:15:20,896 --> 00:15:25,196 Wait a minute. "Too proud?" What does this have to do with "too proud?" 289 00:15:25,301 --> 00:15:27,599 Actually, that part was kinda just for you. 290 00:15:27,703 --> 00:15:32,936 I was just worried the whole thing wasn't gonna land unless I included the pride part. 291 00:15:33,042 --> 00:15:35,442 Upstairs, Gob was preparing to set up the accountant... 292 00:15:35,544 --> 00:15:38,445 under his father's helpful gaze. 293 00:15:38,547 --> 00:15:40,947 - Who called the cops? - And with the aid of some helpful gays. 294 00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:42,950 You told me to hire people to look like my friends. 295 00:15:43,052 --> 00:15:45,179 They're Hot Cops. They're entertainers. 296 00:15:45,287 --> 00:15:48,814 Although I specifically asked them not to come dressed as cops. 297 00:15:48,924 --> 00:15:52,621 You better change now. He's gonna be here soon. Butch, guys. I want it butch. 298 00:15:52,728 --> 00:15:54,628 Hey, uh, you got the blood. Right? 299 00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:57,665 Yeah, I got two buckets full right... Hey! What the hell happened to the blood? 300 00:15:59,802 --> 00:16:02,794 - Hey, Brother. - Whoa! 301 00:16:02,905 --> 00:16:06,136 - Somebody put on his lipstick in the car. - I love juice! 302 00:16:06,242 --> 00:16:10,804 This next number is the only ballad that the Solution ever attempted. 303 00:16:10,913 --> 00:16:13,245 And I must say I feel a bit like a Mary... 304 00:16:13,349 --> 00:16:17,149 without a Peter and a Paul, but I suppose it's worth a shot. 305 00:16:50,319 --> 00:16:52,378 "Teamocil is no longer available. 306 00:16:52,488 --> 00:16:55,184 Please try either Grouphug, Bondat or consult your own Wellness Guide." 307 00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:57,589 Teamocil! 308 00:17:00,462 --> 00:17:02,692 You're out of the band. 309 00:17:02,798 --> 00:17:04,823 And, back at the bachelor party... 310 00:17:04,934 --> 00:17:08,233 Gilligan had arrived, and the con was in full swing. 311 00:17:08,337 --> 00:17:09,634 It's Ira, and I'm fine. 312 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,763 Come on! Have a drink! 313 00:17:11,874 --> 00:17:14,638 There's some stuff coming up you might not be able to handle sober. 314 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:18,144 Speaking of which, where's Buster? 315 00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:20,147 In fact, Buster had finished thejuice... 316 00:17:20,249 --> 00:17:22,410 and was desperately looking for his next sugar fix... 317 00:17:22,518 --> 00:17:24,452 when he discovered the cake in the next room. 318 00:17:24,553 --> 00:17:29,013 Unfortunately, he was unaware of the narcoleptic stripper confined within it. 319 00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:35,089 Yeah, I better go in the back room and have a look for him. 320 00:17:35,197 --> 00:17:38,997 - Ira, have a drink! - I'm not thirsty. I want some food. 321 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,262 Ooh. 322 00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:43,270 Okay. Keep it together. Don't go all Michael here. 323 00:17:43,372 --> 00:17:46,068 Knock, knock! Where's the married bachelor? 324 00:17:46,175 --> 00:17:48,575 Michael, I thought you weren't coming. I thought he wasn't coming! 325 00:17:48,677 --> 00:17:52,272 Well, I wasn't going to, but he's my brother, and I'm here to support him... 326 00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:57,580 like all these, uh, hot men and Ira. 327 00:17:57,686 --> 00:18:00,746 Well, you're not gonna stay. I mean, this isn't your kind of scene. 328 00:18:00,856 --> 00:18:04,314 Dad, please, stay out of it, all right? I'm here for Gob. Now, where are the strippers? 329 00:18:04,426 --> 00:18:04,593 - Well, l... - Mmm! You got a little back room going, huh? 330 00:18:04,593 --> 00:18:06,857 - Well, l... - Mmm! You got a little back room going, huh? 331 00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,862 - Huh? Huh? - Well... 332 00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:12,491 just relax. I'm as fun as anybody. I can handle a back room. 333 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,866 - I'm calling the cops. - No! - We're changing again, guys! 334 00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:19,770 - No. No cops. - Well, what is this? 335 00:18:21,110 --> 00:18:23,271 She died. She's dead. 336 00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:26,109 - It was Gilligan! - What? 337 00:18:26,215 --> 00:18:28,115 Gilligan killed the skipper... stripper. 338 00:18:28,217 --> 00:18:30,117 I didn't kill any stripper. 339 00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:32,312 - You're drunk. You don't remember. - You're pulling the rip cord! 340 00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:36,517 Ira, take my honeymoon tickets. Get out of the country. Save yourself. 341 00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:40,288 - I'm not drunk. Bix made me the designated driver. - Bix! 342 00:18:40,396 --> 00:18:42,694 Just then, the stripper woke up... 343 00:18:42,798 --> 00:18:45,164 saw Buster with what appeared to be blood around his mouth... 344 00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:48,361 - and thought she had killed him for groping her. - Not again. 345 00:18:54,977 --> 00:18:56,877 You were setting me up. 346 00:18:56,979 --> 00:18:59,004 You're trying to get me to leave the country. 347 00:18:59,114 --> 00:19:01,844 Well, the hell with you, sir. Bix, we're leaving. 348 00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:04,578 I'm testifying. 349 00:19:04,687 --> 00:19:07,178 Yeah, the party's over. That's it. 350 00:19:07,289 --> 00:19:09,257 You were trying to set Ira up? 351 00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:12,327 Oh, Gob, Gob. Come on. Is this true? 352 00:19:12,428 --> 00:19:15,056 Oh, wait a minute. It wasn't your idea, Gob. 353 00:19:15,164 --> 00:19:17,997 - It was your idea. Wasn't it, Dad? - It wa... 354 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:20,534 - Huh? - Even if it was my idea, which it wasn't... 355 00:19:20,636 --> 00:19:24,231 Gob screwed it up, which he did and always does. 356 00:19:24,339 --> 00:19:26,739 - You don't have to take that. - What the hell am I supposed to do? 357 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:30,174 Here. 358 00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:37,082 - Oh, no. No, no. Don't you dare, mister. - Do it. Do it. 359 00:19:37,186 --> 00:19:39,780 Hey, Gob! I am your best man. I am your fath... 360 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:46,959 What does it matter? I screwed it up anyway. A complete failure. 361 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,860 Can't even fake the death of a stripper. 362 00:19:49,965 --> 00:19:52,627 Oh, come on. That's not a bad thing. 363 00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:55,363 - It doesn't make you a failure. Dad's the failure. - Really? 364 00:19:55,471 --> 00:19:58,440 When he was my age, he ran an entire company, had kids. 365 00:19:58,540 --> 00:20:01,805 The company was corrupt. Look what he's trying to do to us. 366 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,810 I'll tell you something else. You might not be a father... 367 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,903 but you are my brother. 368 00:20:08,317 --> 00:20:10,376 I might be a father. 369 00:20:12,154 --> 00:20:14,247 Why don't you start trusting yourself. Okay? Not Dad. 370 00:20:14,356 --> 00:20:16,324 You're a much better man than he is. 371 00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:19,223 - You're a better man than both of us. - Well. 372 00:20:19,328 --> 00:20:23,059 You're the best man. You're my best man. 373 00:20:23,165 --> 00:20:26,157 Not if I have an actual ceremony, 'cause Dad would kill me, but... 374 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:29,601 What do you say, hermano? Help me clean up this mess? 375 00:20:29,705 --> 00:20:31,570 What the hell. 376 00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:35,935 Gob, I want out. 377 00:20:36,044 --> 00:20:38,171 - I'm in love with your brother. - What? 378 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,874 - You did it again, you son of a bitch! - No, no! She's... 379 00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:45,249 In-law. Tobias. 380 00:20:46,555 --> 00:20:48,352 Sorry. I should have finished that thought. 381 00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:50,948 On the next Arrested Development. 382 00:20:51,059 --> 00:20:52,822 Oh, my god. I killed Michael. 383 00:20:52,928 --> 00:20:55,294 Yeah, but on the plus side, you got punched in the face. 384 00:20:55,397 --> 00:20:59,299 Hey, Brother. Hey, Brother. 385 00:20:59,401 --> 00:21:01,801 Michael solves the mystery of the missing money. 386 00:21:01,904 --> 00:21:05,772 Ira was signatory to all these accounts? 387 00:21:05,874 --> 00:21:08,308 - Get me Ira Gilligan. - And Gilligan... 388 00:21:08,410 --> 00:21:11,436 fulfills his destiny. 389 00:21:13,081 --> 00:21:15,106 Let it ring.