1 00:00:01,230 --> 00:00:04,131 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,233 --> 00:00:06,224 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,335 --> 00:00:08,326 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,843 --> 00:00:15,504 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,481 --> 00:00:21,416 Michael was preparing for a meeting with the Bluth Company board... 6 00:00:21,517 --> 00:00:24,042 to decide what to do with some recently unfrozen funds. 7 00:00:24,153 --> 00:00:26,417 Wow. Exciting, huh? 8 00:00:26,781 --> 00:00:29,716 - Finally getting some money. - What do you want, Lindsay? 9 00:00:29,817 --> 00:00:32,650 - I'd like some of that money. - Well, this money is for land. 10 00:00:32,754 --> 00:00:34,915 Okay? We're not gonna burn through it like Dad did when he was in charge. 11 00:00:35,022 --> 00:00:38,014 With his bad investments, and his corrupt dealings... 12 00:00:38,126 --> 00:00:40,026 - Mother's neck. - No, that was a good investment. 13 00:00:40,128 --> 00:00:42,028 It is easier to look at now, isn't it? 14 00:00:42,130 --> 00:00:46,590 What if I told you that the money was for something really worthwhile? 15 00:00:46,701 --> 00:00:48,692 - Like what? - I want to have an affair. 16 00:00:48,803 --> 00:00:53,103 Now, I'm not sure with who yet, but I'll need lingerie, waxings... 17 00:00:53,207 --> 00:00:55,107 These are some real costs, Michael. 18 00:00:55,209 --> 00:00:59,043 - I take it things aren't getting better with Tobias. - What's that supposed to mean? 19 00:00:59,147 --> 00:01:02,674 Things hadn't been getting better with Michael's sister and her husband. 20 00:01:02,784 --> 00:01:05,412 Even after she came up with a plan to get his attention. 21 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,420 Oh, my God. Listen to the radio. 22 00:01:07,522 --> 00:01:11,219 I haven't heard this song since we first started dating. 23 00:01:11,325 --> 00:01:14,920 I just feel like using my body. 24 00:01:15,029 --> 00:01:19,329 Well, Lindsay, could you use it over there? I'm trying to grow. 25 00:01:19,434 --> 00:01:22,130 Yeah. It's clear that's not gonna happen. 26 00:01:22,236 --> 00:01:25,501 We had sex once in the last year, and he just laid there. 27 00:01:25,606 --> 00:01:27,506 All right. Look, this money is for land. 28 00:01:27,608 --> 00:01:29,508 I'm not gonna give you money to have an affair. 29 00:01:29,610 --> 00:01:31,942 Why don't you pick something else to boost up your self-worth? 30 00:01:32,046 --> 00:01:34,708 How about, uh, charity? Why don't you get back to your roots? 31 00:01:34,816 --> 00:01:37,683 Well, it has been a while. All right! 32 00:01:37,785 --> 00:01:40,345 I'm gonna go do that right now. 33 00:01:40,455 --> 00:01:42,821 You're gonna go get your hair done, aren't you? 34 00:01:43,925 --> 00:01:46,792 Well, if I'm gonna have an affair... 35 00:01:48,896 --> 00:01:52,593 Michael got a message he intended to ignore. 36 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:54,600 Until he read the next line. 37 00:01:54,702 --> 00:01:58,433 - A matter ofland, Mom? - Oh, that's funny. 38 00:01:58,539 --> 00:02:03,101 I meant "a matter of'L' and 'D'..." Life and death. 39 00:02:03,211 --> 00:02:05,042 What is the matter of life and death? 40 00:02:05,146 --> 00:02:07,944 Buster's jaw clicks when he eats. 41 00:02:08,049 --> 00:02:10,347 I think it's what's driving his friends away. 42 00:02:10,451 --> 00:02:13,181 I sent him to Canada for an operation. 43 00:02:13,287 --> 00:02:15,517 So I'll need some of that new money that just came in. 44 00:02:15,623 --> 00:02:17,921 You know, Mom, if you want an operation that's really gonna help him... 45 00:02:18,025 --> 00:02:20,357 you ought to have them finally cut that cord. 46 00:02:20,461 --> 00:02:22,793 - He needs me. - He doesn't need you. 47 00:02:22,897 --> 00:02:26,560 You coddle him. He's too old to go running to his mommy with all his problems. 48 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:29,830 I seem to remember a certain someone... 49 00:02:29,937 --> 00:02:33,805 running to Mommy when his algebra teacher made an example of him. 50 00:02:33,908 --> 00:02:37,776 Michael had been suspended when another boy cheated offhis test. 51 00:02:37,879 --> 00:02:40,370 Tracy won't marry me. I won't get a job, and... 52 00:02:42,850 --> 00:02:45,546 What is this? What's happening? 53 00:02:45,653 --> 00:02:47,587 Let Mama take care of it. 54 00:02:47,688 --> 00:02:51,988 I'll have a little chat with Mr. Vandenbosch. 55 00:02:52,093 --> 00:02:55,494 The next day, Mr. Vandenbosch was not in school. 56 00:02:55,596 --> 00:02:58,224 He was never heard from again. 57 00:02:58,332 --> 00:03:03,167 I know life is not fair to women. Your children grow up, and they don't need you anymore. 58 00:03:03,271 --> 00:03:06,707 And I seem to remember a certain grown man... 59 00:03:06,807 --> 00:03:08,707 who completely fell apart two weeks ago... 60 00:03:08,809 --> 00:03:12,677 when I taped over the Nova special that had the girl on it he liked. 61 00:03:12,780 --> 00:03:16,011 That was Buster. That's my point. 62 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:22,851 George Michael, meanwhile, was at the frozen banana stand... 63 00:03:22,957 --> 00:03:24,857 when he thought he spotted a familiar face: 64 00:03:24,959 --> 00:03:27,928 Pop-Pop? 65 00:03:28,029 --> 00:03:30,623 Sorry, miss. Pop-Pop! 66 00:03:30,731 --> 00:03:33,199 - You think you saw Pop-Pop? - But with hair! Which is probably why... 67 00:03:33,301 --> 00:03:35,565 - he asked for my hair, remember? - Give Pop-Pop your hair! 68 00:03:35,670 --> 00:03:37,865 - Give me the hair! - It all adds up. 69 00:03:37,972 --> 00:03:41,908 He stole somebody's hair, made a wig, knocked out the guard... 70 00:03:42,009 --> 00:03:44,603 tunnelled his way through a sewer line, and then stopped to get a candy apple... 71 00:03:44,712 --> 00:03:47,545 - on his way to Mexico! - Of course! 72 00:03:47,648 --> 00:03:49,843 - You're mocking me. - Of course. 73 00:03:49,951 --> 00:03:53,614 Listen, I know what I saw, Maeby. And there's no other explanation. 74 00:03:53,721 --> 00:03:56,588 So listen. My twin brother's in town. I want you to take care ofhim. 75 00:03:56,691 --> 00:03:59,091 - You still see Uncle Oscar? - Tell you what. 76 00:03:59,193 --> 00:04:01,957 Give him ten grand from the, uh, new cash. 77 00:04:02,063 --> 00:04:05,294 - Just send him on his way. - Dad, the money is for the business, okay? 78 00:04:05,399 --> 00:04:07,390 - I'm not just gonna hand it all out. - Michael! 79 00:04:07,501 --> 00:04:09,833 This is my brother. Do you know what it's like to have a sibling... 80 00:04:09,937 --> 00:04:11,837 who has no source of income except for you? 81 00:04:11,939 --> 00:04:15,306 just one? No. No idea. It sounds wonderful though. 82 00:04:15,409 --> 00:04:17,673 Look, the board is watching every move I make. 83 00:04:17,778 --> 00:04:21,771 EspeciallyJordan. He's just waiting for me to screw up, so he can blow the whistle on me. 84 00:04:21,882 --> 00:04:23,679 Why don't you just buy him out of his stock? 85 00:04:23,784 --> 00:04:26,150 No, no. He wants twice the value. But... 86 00:04:26,253 --> 00:04:28,687 Listen. Stop tellin' me what to do with the money, please? 87 00:04:28,789 --> 00:04:32,156 I've got a plan for the board meeting that's gonna take the gun right out ofJordan's hand. 88 00:04:32,259 --> 00:04:34,989 Listen, you've got the money now. And you know my price. 89 00:04:35,096 --> 00:04:36,996 You don't need a whistle-blower around here. 90 00:04:37,098 --> 00:04:39,498 Interesting choice of words, Mr. Jordan. 91 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,625 He's right. We don't need a whistle-blower. 92 00:04:41,736 --> 00:04:45,797 We need a building full of whistle-blowers. 93 00:04:45,906 --> 00:04:47,806 Okay? Whistles. 94 00:04:47,908 --> 00:04:51,867 I want this place to be honest. That's exactly why I had these made up for us. 95 00:04:51,979 --> 00:04:55,312 When you see something wrong, I wa... 96 00:04:55,416 --> 00:04:58,180 There you go. I want you to report it. I want you to... 97 00:04:58,285 --> 00:05:01,220 Exactly. Just like that. 98 00:05:01,322 --> 00:05:03,313 I want us to police ourselves as vigilant... 99 00:05:03,424 --> 00:05:06,154 Let's wait till something actually happens though. Okay, good fun. 100 00:05:06,260 --> 00:05:08,160 All right. Hey. Enough! 101 00:05:08,262 --> 00:05:10,992 45, 46, 47... 102 00:05:11,098 --> 00:05:13,362 Okay, there's still three whistles left out there. 103 00:05:13,467 --> 00:05:15,799 Who's got the whistles? 104 00:05:15,903 --> 00:05:18,667 - He kept one. - There's a good example of whistle-blowing. 105 00:05:18,773 --> 00:05:22,675 But you've kept yours, so it's hurting your case. 106 00:05:22,777 --> 00:05:25,143 I was in the bathroom when you asked for it back. 107 00:05:25,246 --> 00:05:27,407 - No, he wasn't. - In any event... 108 00:05:27,515 --> 00:05:29,642 we are going to be responsible with this money. 109 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:32,048 Michael, I hope I'm not interrupting anything... 110 00:05:32,153 --> 00:05:36,920 but I'd love to get a hunk of that new company money. 111 00:05:37,024 --> 00:05:41,461 I just need to prove to my wife that I can act like a man. 112 00:05:41,562 --> 00:05:45,931 And it's not about sex. I don't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. 113 00:05:46,033 --> 00:05:49,992 - That's not what I was thinking. - Sorry, I just... 114 00:05:50,104 --> 00:05:52,698 - A quick question for Michael. - Is this about the money? 115 00:05:52,807 --> 00:05:55,776 - No! - What do you want? 116 00:05:55,876 --> 00:05:58,936 It's not about money in the sense that I'm saying, "Here, Michael, take some money." 117 00:05:59,046 --> 00:06:02,846 It's just more of a "May I have some?" kind of visit. 118 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:05,180 Don't you have a wife that you can ask now? 119 00:06:05,286 --> 00:06:06,554 - She left me. - For Tobias? 120 00:06:06,554 --> 00:06:07,521 - She left me. - For Tobias? 121 00:06:07,621 --> 00:06:09,521 - For me? - No! 122 00:06:09,623 --> 00:06:13,024 - She doesn't even like you. - I'm in love with your brother-in-law. 123 00:06:13,127 --> 00:06:16,028 You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army? 124 00:06:16,130 --> 00:06:19,190 - No. Your sister's husband. - Michael? Michael! 125 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:21,700 - No, that's your sister's brother. - I'm my sister's brother. 126 00:06:21,802 --> 00:06:25,260 - You're in love with me. Me! - I'm in love with Tobias. 127 00:06:25,372 --> 00:06:28,364 - My brother-in-law? - I know it can never be. So I'm leaving. 128 00:06:28,476 --> 00:06:31,104 - I'm enlisting in the army. - To be with your brother. 129 00:06:31,212 --> 00:06:33,442 - No! - Anyway, I can't be expected to live... 130 00:06:33,547 --> 00:06:36,311 on the $800-a-month army-wife stipend that I'm gonna get. 131 00:06:36,417 --> 00:06:38,715 They just don't support the spouses. 132 00:06:38,819 --> 00:06:43,256 You don't want to end up like Uncle Oscar, okay? Living off handouts your whole life. 133 00:06:43,357 --> 00:06:45,222 Why don't you come up with a way to make money? 134 00:06:45,326 --> 00:06:48,625 A suggestion of something to invest in, or maybe, uh, maybe a business idea? 135 00:06:48,729 --> 00:06:51,562 Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. 136 00:06:51,665 --> 00:06:56,398 Except I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola though. 137 00:06:56,504 --> 00:06:59,064 Oh, but give me an old pro, like a Robert Redford? 138 00:06:59,173 --> 00:07:01,835 Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second. 139 00:07:01,942 --> 00:07:05,309 And I wouldn't just lie there, Michael Bluth... 140 00:07:05,412 --> 00:07:08,677 - if that's what you're thinking. - Actually, that time that was what I was thinking. 141 00:07:08,783 --> 00:07:13,584 And later that day, Maeby spotted something interesting. 142 00:07:18,058 --> 00:07:22,757 Lindsay, meanwhile, arrived at the salon hoping to increase her self-esteem. 143 00:07:22,863 --> 00:07:26,560 Unfortunately, her stylist had just been called up by his reserve unit. 144 00:07:26,667 --> 00:07:29,101 - What's happening? Where are you going? - I'm not allowed to tell. 145 00:07:29,203 --> 00:07:33,606 - It's the war. - Come on! These salon wars have got to stop! 146 00:07:33,707 --> 00:07:36,335 The war, Lindsay. The real war. 147 00:07:36,443 --> 00:07:39,674 Lindsay was stunned, not just that she was losing her stylist... 148 00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:42,408 but that apparently, there was a war going on. 149 00:07:42,516 --> 00:07:45,280 Well, I'm protesting this war. You're my friend... 150 00:07:45,386 --> 00:07:47,547 and I'm not gonna let Shauna cut my hair. 151 00:07:47,655 --> 00:07:49,714 I'm going to take a stand. 152 00:07:49,824 --> 00:07:52,850 And Lindsay found a solution to her self-esteem problem. 153 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:56,919 Gob and Tobias, meanwhile, were brainstorming at a local coffee shop. 154 00:07:57,031 --> 00:07:59,625 - I need a cup of coffee to focus. - It's so crowded in here. 155 00:07:59,733 --> 00:08:03,863 I can't think. Okay. What is it that people need? 156 00:08:03,971 --> 00:08:06,303 People love to carbo-load. 157 00:08:06,407 --> 00:08:08,705 - The bagel place. - There you go. 158 00:08:08,809 --> 00:08:12,575 - Hey, guys. What's goin' on? - Just researching our investment. 159 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,513 Oh, yeah. Coffee places. I've thought about these. 160 00:08:15,616 --> 00:08:19,313 I'll tell you what. You guys come up with a proposal, we'll try one. 161 00:08:19,420 --> 00:08:21,820 Gob and Tobias accidentally had Michael on the hook... 162 00:08:21,922 --> 00:08:24,390 and they didn't want to blow the deal. 163 00:08:32,266 --> 00:08:34,166 I guess that's a response. 164 00:08:34,268 --> 00:08:37,032 - Hey, Nephew. - Oh, hey! 165 00:08:37,137 --> 00:08:39,037 Uncle Oscar. How are you doin'? 166 00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:41,699 Wow, you are like, like a rock. 167 00:08:41,809 --> 00:08:44,243 - Oh, the tension! Come on. - Oh, okay. That's plenty. 168 00:08:44,345 --> 00:08:47,007 - Okay. That's the pancreas right there. - What's happening now? 169 00:08:47,114 --> 00:08:49,105 The two men reconnected... 170 00:08:49,216 --> 00:08:52,083 - neither one anxious to bring up the issue at hand. - One on the lips. 171 00:08:52,186 --> 00:08:55,849 Obviously, Dad's in prison now. I'm running the business a little bit differently. 172 00:08:55,956 --> 00:08:58,083 - You do the best with what you have. - Yeah. 173 00:08:58,192 --> 00:09:01,855 - I have lemons, I make lemonade. - That's a very positive attitude. 174 00:09:01,962 --> 00:09:05,591 I hate the lemonade business. I hate the grind. You have to grind so many... 175 00:09:05,699 --> 00:09:07,724 - lemons. - You're not a very metaphorical person, are you? 176 00:09:07,835 --> 00:09:10,599 - I need money. - I know. 177 00:09:10,704 --> 00:09:13,935 Ah, I cannot tell you how that has weighed on me. 178 00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:16,271 Mm. 179 00:09:16,377 --> 00:09:20,143 Why don't we sit over here? 180 00:09:20,247 --> 00:09:25,150 So I've got too many people watching me too closely. 181 00:09:25,252 --> 00:09:29,211 So, if you're willing to work, or if you have something of value... 182 00:09:29,323 --> 00:09:31,917 The only thing I have of value is my land. 183 00:09:32,026 --> 00:09:34,620 I could give you the rights to "All You Need Are Smiles." 184 00:09:34,728 --> 00:09:37,959 That was a song I wrote for David Cassidy; he was gonna sing it on The Mike Douglas Show. 185 00:09:38,065 --> 00:09:40,659 But he was too embarrassed to do it in front ofJohn and Yoko. 186 00:09:40,768 --> 00:09:44,226 - Tell me about the land. - It's a couple hundred acres... 187 00:09:44,338 --> 00:09:46,568 of lemon groves, right near Camp Pendleton. 188 00:09:46,674 --> 00:09:49,142 If you're willing to part with that land, Uncle Oscar... 189 00:09:49,243 --> 00:09:52,610 I can guarantee you a little bit more than that $10,000. 190 00:09:52,713 --> 00:09:56,615 To be honest, I've often thought of giving it up to pursue my... my lost love. 191 00:09:57,851 --> 00:10:00,046 The love that was taken from me. 192 00:10:00,154 --> 00:10:03,590 I hope that was the espresso machine. 193 00:10:03,691 --> 00:10:06,251 Michael made the trip to survey the land. 194 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,158 It was, indeed, beautiful. 195 00:10:09,263 --> 00:10:12,460 And the next day, he went to his father to tell him. 196 00:10:12,566 --> 00:10:14,466 - You give that gift to my brother? - Gift? No. 197 00:10:14,568 --> 00:10:17,366 I did not give him a gift. I told you. The money was for investing... 198 00:10:17,471 --> 00:10:20,031 - and that's exactly what I did with it, Pop. - Oh, Michael! 199 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:22,472 This guy has got nothing in his life. He wrote one song that... 200 00:10:22,576 --> 00:10:25,773 madeJoan Baez call him "the shallowest man in the world." 201 00:10:25,879 --> 00:10:29,508 He has a worthless piece of property and, yes, a head of hair... 202 00:10:29,616 --> 00:10:31,709 only because he's never had to work for a living. 203 00:10:31,819 --> 00:10:35,380 - Wait. What piece of property's worthless? - The grove. Where he lives. 204 00:10:35,489 --> 00:10:38,720 I mean, you can't build on it. The government has an easement on it. 205 00:10:38,826 --> 00:10:41,454 - Does Oscar know this? - Of course he knows it. 206 00:10:41,562 --> 00:10:44,087 I mean, they run their... their tanks through there. 207 00:10:44,198 --> 00:10:46,826 Occasionally, they stop for a little lemonade, but what's that? 208 00:10:46,934 --> 00:10:49,027 That's a buck fifty. You can't make much from that. 209 00:10:49,136 --> 00:10:53,232 Indeed, the land was valueless. 210 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:57,538 Fellas! Fellas! 211 00:10:57,644 --> 00:11:00,374 So. Tell me about this investment you made. 212 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:07,190 Back at the model home, Lindsay had decided... 213 00:11:07,301 --> 00:11:10,065 not to take her stylist's departure lying down. 214 00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:13,663 I'm protesting the war. There's a war going on, you know? 215 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,504 Yeah, I'm the one who told you, and you said it happened ten years ago. 216 00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:18,840 Hey, isn't this the same sign you used to picket the cable company... 217 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:21,710 - when they dropped the Style Network? - Actually, I used this one... 218 00:11:21,816 --> 00:11:24,376 for Michael when he was too cheap to pay for the premium channels. 219 00:11:24,485 --> 00:11:27,283 But I added the bit about the stylists. 220 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,256 You know that secret you have? 221 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,417 The one about the hair that nobody's supposed to see? 222 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:36,860 - Hai... - I saw it. 223 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:39,797 - Oh. - I saw Pop-Pop. 224 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,130 Oh, right. Pop-Pop with hair. 225 00:11:42,236 --> 00:11:45,262 - You know, I should tell my dad about... - No, you... 226 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,533 He might need us to help him, so we should go check out the prison... 227 00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:49,768 and make sure he's not there. 228 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:54,041 Oh. Hey, you know, I got cable. You won that one! 229 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:57,208 Michael was embarrassed about the bad investment he'd made... 230 00:11:57,318 --> 00:11:59,411 and was hoping to keep it a secret. 231 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,648 Hi, this is Oscar. I'm off, pursuing my lady love. 232 00:12:02,757 --> 00:12:05,385 Leave a message. I'll get back to you next summer. 233 00:12:05,493 --> 00:12:08,121 Hey, it's Michael. I know that you think that you've disappeared... 234 00:12:08,229 --> 00:12:10,561 but I will find you. 235 00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,825 - Who's disappeared? - No one. 236 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:15,094 - Why do you ask? Have you seen someone? - I've seen no one. 237 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:18,000 - Then you haven't seen anyone that looks like Pop-Pop. - No. Why? 238 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,938 Has someone... who looks like Pop-Pop disappeared? 239 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,635 No. Course not. 240 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,909 Have you seen the agricultural report? 241 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:32,247 Nothing's hotter than coffee, so... the trend is up. 242 00:12:32,353 --> 00:12:34,253 So, if we could get that check from you... 243 00:12:34,355 --> 00:12:37,017 I'm not just gonna hand out a check, okay? 244 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,024 You gotta come up with an investment plan. 245 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:42,755 - You gotta call... - Oh, we've got an investment plan. 246 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:45,127 - "Gobias Industries." - Go bias. 247 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,359 - Hmm? - As in, "Go buy us some coffee." 248 00:12:48,569 --> 00:12:50,594 It's great. Looks good. 249 00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:53,639 So, when do I start makin' my moneys? 250 00:12:53,741 --> 00:12:59,509 Well, um, there, uh... there may not be as much investment capital as we thought. 251 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:02,844 Uh, money's kind of tied up in this land deal. 252 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:07,284 This is the first any of us at Gobias Industries have heard of a land deal. 253 00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:10,619 - We could borrow on that land. - There's not much to borrow against. 254 00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:12,658 The deal seems to be bad. 255 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,957 It's Uncle Oscar's land, and it may be worthless. 256 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:18,623 - And the board okayed it? - They weren't notified. 257 00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:22,168 Damn it! Every time, Dad does this to us. 258 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:25,796 - Gob, Dad really wasn't... - He went around you, around the board... 259 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,500 - He steamrolled Gobias. - Yeah, what are you gonna do? 260 00:13:28,609 --> 00:13:30,975 Go down to that prison and give him a piece of my mind. 261 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,069 - You don't need to do that. - No, I'm doing it! 262 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,171 No, because you're in charge now. And I'm telling him that. 263 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,614 No, no, no, no. Listen, Gob, he's human. 264 00:13:37,718 --> 00:13:42,314 He's a human being, and... let-let me try to get us out of this, you know? 265 00:13:42,423 --> 00:13:46,154 Let me just see if I can get Dad out of this mess that he has created for himself, okay? 266 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:50,629 I'm afraid... this offer comes off the table... 267 00:13:50,731 --> 00:13:52,756 at midnight tonight. 268 00:13:52,867 --> 00:13:55,495 Maybe the worst bluff I've ever seen. 269 00:13:55,603 --> 00:13:59,403 Even the members of Gobias agreed on that one. 270 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:04,034 The next day, Lindsay, having heard about a military exercise... 271 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:08,171 joined a protest group and went off to exercise her own First Amendment rights. 272 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,614 This way! Thank you! 273 00:14:10,718 --> 00:14:12,652 Right here. This way. 274 00:14:12,753 --> 00:14:15,551 I ask you to make sure you're fully inside the free speech zone... 275 00:14:15,656 --> 00:14:18,648 - before beginning your protest. - Free speech zone? 276 00:14:18,759 --> 00:14:21,227 This is where we're protesting? This isn't right. Where are the cameras? 277 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,922 They're in the free press zone, and if you could save your comments until... 278 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,465 you're completely loaded into the cage... 279 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:29,331 Well, at least the procession will come through here. They'll see us protest. 280 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:32,405 Actually, they're using their right to cut through the lemon grove. 281 00:14:32,506 --> 00:14:34,770 Okay, have fun, enjoy your right to free speech. 282 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,036 The armed forces welcomes your dissent. 283 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:40,011 Well, hopefully somebody will come by we can protest. 284 00:14:45,686 --> 00:14:47,881 My grandkids. What a surprise. 285 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:51,082 - Oh, he's here. - Of course I'm here. Where else would I be? 286 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:54,388 Well, we thought you broke out of prison and were on the lam with stolen hair. 287 00:14:54,495 --> 00:14:57,555 Don't you think that if I got out of here, I might want to go home? 288 00:14:57,665 --> 00:15:01,101 That's what we thought. But then my dad told us about that lemon grove you bought... 289 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,101 - and we thought you were going there. - Yeah, but don't worry. 290 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:05,899 We would never blow the whistle on family. 291 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,839 What lemon grove? 292 00:15:08,943 --> 00:15:10,934 And so, Michael went back to the board... 293 00:15:11,045 --> 00:15:13,411 to take responsibility for his mistake. 294 00:15:13,514 --> 00:15:16,779 My dad screwed up. He bought something that he shouldn't have. 295 00:15:16,884 --> 00:15:19,182 But I guess... guess that's why he's behind bars. 296 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,813 Yeah. And he's not allowed to conduct any business from there. 297 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:26,757 Right, yeah. I was involved. It wasn't all his decision. 298 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:29,761 You see, it was his idea, and then I carried out the transaction. 299 00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:33,424 That's even worse. Conspiracy to commit fraud. 300 00:15:33,534 --> 00:15:35,798 'Course, you can always buy me off the board. 301 00:15:35,903 --> 00:15:37,962 We don't have the money anymore. 302 00:15:38,072 --> 00:15:40,632 And I assure you that nothing illegal has happened here. 303 00:15:40,741 --> 00:15:42,641 I've misspoke. 304 00:15:42,743 --> 00:15:46,179 My dad in no way is talking about business from prison. 305 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,578 Excuse me. Your father's calling from prison. 306 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:52,049 He wants to talk about the land deal you made with his brother. 307 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:55,053 I found this on your desk. Can I keep this? 308 00:15:58,277 --> 00:16:03,010 Back at the free speech zone, Lindsay's protest had started to gain some attention. 309 00:16:03,115 --> 00:16:05,015 But not from any key decision makers. 310 00:16:05,117 --> 00:16:08,609 - Thought we were seein' a gay marriage. - We can still hose 'em down. 311 00:16:08,721 --> 00:16:10,780 What do we want? 312 00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:13,017 What do we want? 313 00:16:15,194 --> 00:16:17,128 Where's everyone going? 314 00:16:17,229 --> 00:16:20,665 - What, are you giving up? - Face it, Lindsay. They've won. 315 00:16:20,766 --> 00:16:22,666 Well, I'm not going anywhere! 316 00:16:22,768 --> 00:16:25,999 All your water's doing is whetting my appetite for protest. 317 00:16:26,105 --> 00:16:28,869 No hair for oil! No hair for oil! 318 00:16:28,974 --> 00:16:30,965 Fine! We'll drown you out with music. 319 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:34,979 Crank it up! I'm in the mood to dance! 320 00:16:39,852 --> 00:16:43,686 And Lindsay discovered that the activism that came out... 321 00:16:43,789 --> 00:16:47,850 ofher desire for prettier hair really did boost her self-esteem. 322 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,121 While Michael, with nowhere else to turn... 323 00:16:50,229 --> 00:16:52,663 made a rare, unsolicited visit to his mother's. 324 00:16:52,765 --> 00:16:54,665 - Michael? - Yeah. 325 00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:57,861 I hope you're here to bring me a check for Buster's surgery. 326 00:16:57,970 --> 00:17:01,235 They made him stop eating after midnight, and he's hungry, and he's in a foreign land... 327 00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:03,672 and his jaw is clicking, and he's scared. 328 00:17:03,776 --> 00:17:07,007 - I don't have the money. All right, Mom? - Then why are you here? 329 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,081 I don't know. I don't know. 330 00:17:13,719 --> 00:17:16,552 So, how's work? 331 00:17:16,655 --> 00:17:19,419 It's-It's not great, Mom, since you asked. 332 00:17:19,525 --> 00:17:21,686 It's-It's just... It's not that great, you know? 333 00:17:21,794 --> 00:17:23,853 I got a board member who's trying to extort me... 334 00:17:23,963 --> 00:17:27,399 and a seller I can't find... this whole real estate thing is a total mess... 335 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,695 - I got Dad completely... - What did your father do? 336 00:17:29,802 --> 00:17:32,134 - Did he try to screw something up for you again? - No, no. 337 00:17:32,238 --> 00:17:34,172 He didn't screw anything up. I screwed something up, Mom. 338 00:17:34,273 --> 00:17:38,232 l-I did it, and Dad is just, you know, furious at me. 339 00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:40,972 And he should be, you know? He told me to pay off his brother, and I didn't. 340 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,071 Instead, I bought his worthless land. 341 00:17:43,182 --> 00:17:45,707 - With the lemons and the tanks? - I know it! 342 00:17:45,818 --> 00:17:48,878 First investment I made with the company money, and it's a total disaster. 343 00:17:48,988 --> 00:17:51,957 Then I went ahead and lied about it, which is gonna let this board member... 344 00:17:52,057 --> 00:17:54,287 bring the company down... I'm gonna ruin this family... 345 00:17:54,393 --> 00:17:57,157 Mom... 346 00:17:57,263 --> 00:17:59,322 What's this? What's happening? 347 00:17:59,432 --> 00:18:02,629 - It's going to be all right. - Why are you squeezing me with your body? 348 00:18:02,735 --> 00:18:04,726 It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. 349 00:18:04,837 --> 00:18:07,499 - Why? - Because you need your mother right now. 350 00:18:07,606 --> 00:18:10,973 But I don't get along with my... Sorry. That was a knee jerk. 351 00:18:11,076 --> 00:18:14,944 Michael. You made a mistake. You're a human being. 352 00:18:15,047 --> 00:18:18,414 But you're so forgiving to everyone else in this family. 353 00:18:18,517 --> 00:18:20,451 Try being forgiving to yourself. 354 00:18:20,553 --> 00:18:23,044 Now, if you'll excuse me. 355 00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:27,154 - Let Mama take care of it. - No, no. 356 00:18:27,259 --> 00:18:30,092 Mom, come on. I don't want you to do anything. Hey! This isn't algebra. 357 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:33,188 I'm a big boy. Mother! Do not make somebody dis... 358 00:18:33,299 --> 00:18:36,462 disappear. 359 00:18:45,744 --> 00:18:50,875 Now there's someone who could have used a good mother. Whore! 360 00:18:50,983 --> 00:18:55,852 And so, before Oscar could leave to find his lady love... 361 00:18:55,955 --> 00:18:58,287 - Oscar! - She found him. 362 00:18:58,390 --> 00:19:02,622 Lucille! You look fantastic! 363 00:19:02,728 --> 00:19:05,060 You still have the neck of a 20-year-old. 364 00:19:05,164 --> 00:19:08,327 And you still have the hair of a lion. 365 00:19:08,434 --> 00:19:12,302 Take back the land. 366 00:19:12,404 --> 00:19:16,340 That's it? But l-I thought we could have... 367 00:19:16,442 --> 00:19:20,139 this brief moment to... reconnect. 368 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:23,147 Oscar. Your brother is in jail right now. 369 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:26,741 - My husband is in jail. - You're right. 370 00:19:26,852 --> 00:19:29,082 So what's the rush? 371 00:19:32,858 --> 00:19:35,326 - And, the next day... - Michael! 372 00:19:35,427 --> 00:19:37,895 Hey, Mom! Hi. Listen. 373 00:19:37,997 --> 00:19:40,465 I'm sorry about yesterday. It was a moment of weakness. 374 00:19:40,566 --> 00:19:43,501 Now l-I gotta go into this board meeting. I'm just gonna tell them the truth. 375 00:19:43,602 --> 00:19:46,162 If this guyJordan wants to try to get me fired, then maybe I deserve it. 376 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,002 He's gone. We bought out his shares. 377 00:19:49,108 --> 00:19:54,011 - With what? - With the money you tried to spend on that lemon grove. 378 00:19:54,113 --> 00:19:56,047 You got it back. How? 379 00:19:59,985 --> 00:20:04,388 You know about what I was saying about how people outlive their usefulness? 380 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:07,516 - That was out of line. - I know. 381 00:20:07,626 --> 00:20:09,821 But you made a good point. 382 00:20:09,929 --> 00:20:13,626 Maybe I do need something to occupy my time, other than my children. 383 00:20:13,732 --> 00:20:16,530 Well, if you do want to spend it together, it's fine with me. 384 00:20:16,635 --> 00:20:19,763 I'm so glad to hear that. 385 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:27,779 All right. 386 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,041 Let's get this meeting started. 387 00:20:30,149 --> 00:20:34,483 Why have we been spending so much money on whistles? 388 00:20:36,889 --> 00:20:39,084 On the next Arrested Development... 389 00:20:39,191 --> 00:20:42,388 Michael finds having his mother on the board problematic. 390 00:20:42,494 --> 00:20:46,225 - We have to be courageous. - I remember a young man who used to say... 391 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:49,392 "But I don't have bad dreams in your bed!" 392 00:20:49,501 --> 00:20:52,231 That was Buster. 393 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:55,501 - I want to be... 394 00:20:55,608 --> 00:20:59,567 a cage dancer. 395 00:20:59,678 --> 00:21:03,273 And Oscar comes a-courtin. 396 00:21:03,382 --> 00:21:05,407 What's that racket? 397 00:21:15,027 --> 00:21:16,927 Smile.