1 00:00:01,350 --> 00:00:04,251 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,353 --> 00:00:06,344 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,455 --> 00:00:08,446 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,963 --> 00:00:15,624 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,136 --> 00:00:22,401 Michael was heading off to work when his son, George Michael... 6 00:00:22,507 --> 00:00:25,237 - reminded him of a yearly tradition. - Hey, don't forget me. 7 00:00:25,343 --> 00:00:28,210 - For what? - It's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 8 00:00:28,312 --> 00:00:30,644 And unless you had a daughter I don't know about, I'm your girl. 9 00:00:30,748 --> 00:00:34,275 Michael had first made this joke when George Michael was six. 10 00:00:34,385 --> 00:00:37,980 Well, she's not my daughter, but it's about as close as I'm gonna get. 11 00:00:38,089 --> 00:00:40,080 I'm a good little girl. 12 00:00:40,191 --> 00:00:42,989 It was a joke Michael was starting to grow concerned about... 13 00:00:43,094 --> 00:00:45,995 - as it had not worn well with age. - Hey, Dad. 14 00:00:46,097 --> 00:00:48,497 They're out of sanitary napkins in the ladies' washroom. 15 00:00:51,102 --> 00:00:53,161 Weird kid. 16 00:00:53,271 --> 00:00:56,240 I don't think this year's such a good idea. You know you're getting older and... 17 00:00:56,340 --> 00:00:59,503 Yeah, right. Pretty soon I'm going to have to start wearing a bra. Right, Dad? 18 00:00:59,610 --> 00:01:02,204 - All right, give me one minute. - Really, let's not this year. 19 00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:04,873 I cannot kill this joke. 20 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:07,348 Hey, shouldn't you be getting dressed? 21 00:01:07,451 --> 00:01:11,012 - Nope. I'm going with my dad to work today. - Hey, peanut butter cup. 22 00:01:11,122 --> 00:01:13,386 This is work? Watching entertainment news? 23 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:16,517 Well, excuse me, Michael, for not raising the perfect daughter that you did. 24 00:01:16,627 --> 00:01:19,528 I indulged this ritual for years in Boston. 25 00:01:19,630 --> 00:01:23,566 As a psychotherapist, Tobias was on the forefront of the self-esteem movement. 26 00:01:23,668 --> 00:01:27,695 There's, like, this longing, this pull. 27 00:01:27,805 --> 00:01:30,672 I mean, does that make me, you know, like some kind of... 28 00:01:30,775 --> 00:01:33,972 - Homosexual. - Maeby, please. 29 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:40,083 She's right though. You probably are a homosexual. 30 00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:43,085 So, Maeby, this is what you're gonna do this year? You're gonna watch him watch TV? 31 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:45,121 Behind the scenes at Entertainment Tonight. 32 00:01:45,222 --> 00:01:49,556 Oh, bless her. It's like she knew what I was going to do next. 33 00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:53,824 It's here! Girls with - Newport Beach. 34 00:01:53,931 --> 00:01:56,058 From the act I did on the beach over spring break. 35 00:01:56,167 --> 00:01:59,068 - Any magician... - Gob had done a magic show... 36 00:01:59,170 --> 00:02:02,765 where he had made the Bluth family yacht... disappear. 37 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:07,674 It was spring break, and the act was filmed for the popular video series... 38 00:02:07,778 --> 00:02:10,679 Girls with Low Self-Esteem. 39 00:02:10,781 --> 00:02:13,579 This puts me back on top of the old magic career though. 40 00:02:13,684 --> 00:02:15,675 You're not gonna put that in. There's nudity on that. 41 00:02:15,786 --> 00:02:17,686 Maeby, why don't you go upstairs and get dressed? 42 00:02:17,788 --> 00:02:21,121 I must warn you, Michael. She doesn't respond well to strict directives. 43 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:23,489 All right. 44 00:02:23,594 --> 00:02:26,358 - That was odd. - Not really. Kids love boundaries. 45 00:02:26,464 --> 00:02:28,523 Look at these girls. Is this what you want? 46 00:02:28,633 --> 00:02:31,033 - Oh, God, no. - 'Cause this could be where your daughter is headed. 47 00:02:31,135 --> 00:02:33,365 Oh, no, no. I don't want this for Maeby either, no. 48 00:02:33,471 --> 00:02:35,462 Oh, here it is. Here it is. 49 00:02:35,573 --> 00:02:37,473 It was a wild time on the beach. 50 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:40,476 And if you like magic, look away. 51 00:02:41,946 --> 00:02:44,972 The only thing this guy could make fly away was the crowd. 52 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:48,677 Douche chill. 53 00:02:48,786 --> 00:02:51,414 I can't believe they used that part. 54 00:02:51,522 --> 00:02:53,456 The one part where I screw up. 55 00:02:53,557 --> 00:02:55,684 It's not like they used the part where I made the yacht disappear. 56 00:02:55,793 --> 00:02:58,626 Sunk the yacht. Blew it up, sunk it. 57 00:02:58,729 --> 00:03:00,629 - We sure did. - We? No. 58 00:03:00,731 --> 00:03:02,631 I gave you permission to use the yacht. You blew it up. 59 00:03:02,733 --> 00:03:05,065 Yeah, well, if you give someone permission to use a tissue... 60 00:03:05,169 --> 00:03:07,660 you can't be upset if they blow their nose. 61 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:09,967 Right? I mean, right? 62 00:03:10,074 --> 00:03:13,305 Lindsay, new outfit? 63 00:03:13,411 --> 00:03:15,572 No, I've had this for years. It's a hand-me-down from Mom. 64 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,875 - Got a price tag right there. - Is there? 65 00:03:17,982 --> 00:03:21,577 Oh, I guess she wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing. 66 00:03:21,686 --> 00:03:24,883 Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. 67 00:03:24,989 --> 00:03:29,392 Fine. I bought it before we went broke, okay? I just haven't worn it yet. 68 00:03:29,493 --> 00:03:33,088 - What about the outfit yesterday? - Old Thing gave it to me. 69 00:03:33,197 --> 00:03:36,360 - Where are you getting all the money? - It's not costing you anything. 70 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:38,332 Unless you're stealing or working, I'm pretty sure it is. 71 00:03:38,436 --> 00:03:40,666 That's right. I stole it. 72 00:03:40,771 --> 00:03:43,433 In fact, Lindsay, tired of wearing last year's fashions... 73 00:03:43,541 --> 00:03:46,738 went to an upscale department store and in a moment of desperation... 74 00:03:46,844 --> 00:03:49,608 - applied for a job. - Can I have a job application please? 75 00:03:49,714 --> 00:03:51,978 But she was ashamed ofbeing a shopgirl... 76 00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:54,347 and was relieved when Michael gave her the out. 77 00:03:54,452 --> 00:03:57,421 Well, they expect a certain amount of theft, Michael. It's built into the price. 78 00:03:57,521 --> 00:04:00,354 If I didn't take it, then people would be overpaying for nothing. 79 00:04:00,458 --> 00:04:02,358 You're telling me that you walked into a store... 80 00:04:02,460 --> 00:04:04,428 and without anyone noticing took an entire outfit? 81 00:04:04,528 --> 00:04:07,019 There's no way that you could do sleight ofhand that well. 82 00:04:07,131 --> 00:04:09,599 - I don't even think that I could do it. - Yeah, I've seen your tape. 83 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:13,693 - Lindsay, this is appalling. - What'd you use for misdirection? 84 00:04:13,804 --> 00:04:17,433 - Misdirection? - Yeah, I mean, if you're so good at magic... 85 00:04:17,541 --> 00:04:19,941 what'd you have them looking at to divert their attention? 86 00:04:20,044 --> 00:04:22,137 I don't know... my ass. 87 00:04:22,246 --> 00:04:24,373 - My ass. You're lying. - No, I'm not. 88 00:04:24,482 --> 00:04:26,814 - You're gonna take that back. - No, I'm not. 89 00:04:26,917 --> 00:04:29,613 This has nothing to do with you. You're not my father. 90 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,950 No, our father is in prison for stealing, remember? 91 00:04:32,056 --> 00:04:34,217 - Which might not be a bad place for you to get used to. - Michael... 92 00:04:34,325 --> 00:04:36,225 it was shoplifting, and I'm white. 93 00:04:36,327 --> 00:04:38,420 - I think I'm going to be okay. - Shoplifting? 94 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:42,260 - Cool. Can you take me? - No. Hey, not cool. You know what? 95 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:45,494 Maeby, you're gonna come with me to work today. You're gonna be my daughter. 96 00:04:45,603 --> 00:04:47,594 You're gonna have a role model in your life who is honest... 97 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:53,439 who doesn't steal, doesn't lie and, I don't know, watch entertainment news. 98 00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:56,411 Michael, don't worry about it, okay? She's not gonna go with you. 99 00:04:56,514 --> 00:04:58,004 - Okay. - Great. 100 00:04:58,115 --> 00:04:59,980 That was odd. 101 00:05:00,084 --> 00:05:02,814 I'm going to teach you two a little something about hands-on parenting. 102 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,581 Hey, Dad! 103 00:05:04,688 --> 00:05:07,418 Do you think this purse goes with this outfit? 104 00:05:08,659 --> 00:05:12,959 - Where'd my dad go? - Douche chill. 105 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:16,260 And so Michael took his niece to Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 106 00:05:16,367 --> 00:05:17,994 You can just drop me off at the mall. 107 00:05:18,102 --> 00:05:20,263 Oh, no, you're-you're really coming with me. 108 00:05:20,371 --> 00:05:22,339 You're gonna learn a little something about hard work. 109 00:05:24,642 --> 00:05:26,371 Hey, Maeby! Maeby! 110 00:05:28,646 --> 00:05:33,345 Okay, so you can run faster than me. But you can't make me work. 111 00:05:33,450 --> 00:05:35,281 No one's making you do anything, you know. 112 00:05:35,386 --> 00:05:38,685 It's just a chance for us to spend some time together. Learn about business. 113 00:05:38,789 --> 00:05:42,384 You know, you might find that you're good at things you didn't even know about. 114 00:05:46,363 --> 00:05:48,831 See that? Who knew you were such a good little climber? 115 00:05:50,034 --> 00:05:51,968 Now listen, let's make this fun, okay? 116 00:05:52,069 --> 00:05:53,969 We're family. 117 00:05:54,071 --> 00:05:56,471 What is better than hanging out with family? Hmm? 118 00:05:56,574 --> 00:05:58,838 Oh... It's my mother. 119 00:05:58,943 --> 00:06:01,275 - Hi. - She called you, huh? 120 00:06:01,378 --> 00:06:03,403 I guess I'm not good enough to be her husband. 121 00:06:03,514 --> 00:06:05,414 What? What's going on? 122 00:06:05,516 --> 00:06:08,679 Okay. Mother wants someone to go to my soccer game with. 123 00:06:08,786 --> 00:06:11,846 She don't want other soccer moms think that she a single mother. 124 00:06:11,956 --> 00:06:12,990 - She old school. - I liked it better when he just said annyong. 125 00:06:12,990 --> 00:06:15,424 - She old school. - I liked it better when he just said annyong. 126 00:06:15,526 --> 00:06:18,120 Hey, Mom, why can't Buster pretend to be your escort? 127 00:06:18,229 --> 00:06:21,062 - That's the way he's got it in all his cartoons. - They already know he's my son. 128 00:06:21,165 --> 00:06:23,895 I wouldn't go even if you asked. You didn't let me play soccer as a child. 129 00:06:24,001 --> 00:06:26,765 Why should I have to sit and cheer Annyong? Annyong never cheers me. 130 00:06:26,871 --> 00:06:28,896 Go, fatty. 131 00:06:29,006 --> 00:06:32,999 Stop it! He's your little brother! 132 00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:35,169 No, he's not! I came out of you! He didn't! 133 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:38,737 Can you not call me with these little things, please? 134 00:06:38,849 --> 00:06:41,079 The office is a mess. I still haven't replaced Kitty. 135 00:06:41,185 --> 00:06:45,212 Michael had recently fired his father's longtime assistant, Kitty. 136 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,620 Did you hear that everyone? Michael Bluth is threatening me! 137 00:06:47,725 --> 00:06:49,522 - Shh, shh, shh. - It had not been a clean break. 138 00:06:49,627 --> 00:06:52,289 So, I've got a lot of work to do. Plus, it's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 139 00:06:52,396 --> 00:06:54,990 - Oh, where is George Michael? - I told him not to come. 140 00:06:55,099 --> 00:06:58,193 l-I thought it was more important to bring Maeby this... 141 00:07:00,371 --> 00:07:03,863 Damn it! Can't you just find somebody else, please, to look like your husband? 142 00:07:03,974 --> 00:07:08,240 In fact, there was someone else who looked like Lucille's husband... 143 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,438 - his twin brother, Oscar. - Lucille. 144 00:07:10,547 --> 00:07:14,881 - And although she knew it was wrong to play with his heart... - Oscar, it's Lucille. 145 00:07:14,985 --> 00:07:17,476 she really didn't want to go to the soccer game alone. 146 00:07:17,588 --> 00:07:21,388 I need you. 147 00:07:21,492 --> 00:07:23,392 And back at the model home... 148 00:07:23,494 --> 00:07:26,122 three of the Bluth men struggled with their manliness. 149 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:28,664 You know, I make jokes about being a daughter for my dad. 150 00:07:28,766 --> 00:07:31,826 I know I'm a man. It's his insecurity, not mine. 151 00:07:31,936 --> 00:07:34,404 There's no security at that store. That's how she was able to shoplift. 152 00:07:34,505 --> 00:07:36,803 They probably don't have a regular security guard. 153 00:07:36,907 --> 00:07:40,070 Well, of course I could get a job as a security guard. 154 00:07:40,177 --> 00:07:42,737 I mean, if I have to have a job to impress my daughter. 155 00:07:42,846 --> 00:07:44,746 If she needs something that butch. 156 00:07:44,848 --> 00:07:47,681 Yeah. I can hang out with my uncles. Three men. What's butcher than that? 157 00:07:47,785 --> 00:07:50,413 - I'm going to the mall. - Me too. 158 00:07:50,521 --> 00:07:53,149 Yeah, maybe a new pair of shoes will cheer me up. 159 00:07:53,257 --> 00:07:55,919 And now I'm filling out an expense report... 160 00:07:56,026 --> 00:07:59,359 so I can sleep well at night knowing that I have been honest. 161 00:07:59,463 --> 00:08:01,363 You're not asleep. 162 00:08:01,465 --> 00:08:03,433 - I was. - You were not. 163 00:08:03,534 --> 00:08:05,798 I would like to see if you could go one day without telling a lie. 164 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:08,929 just one whole day without being like your mom. 165 00:08:09,039 --> 00:08:12,304 - What's in it for me if I do? - You'll win my respect. 166 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,843 - Good night. - And 50 bucks. 167 00:08:14,945 --> 00:08:17,607 Fine. I'll do it if you do it. 168 00:08:17,715 --> 00:08:21,879 - That-a-girl. This is gonna be fun. - I win. 169 00:08:21,986 --> 00:08:25,149 - We're looking for Michael Bluth? - That's me. 170 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:28,554 - I'm Michael Bluth. - I'm Officer Taylor. That is Officer Carter. 171 00:08:28,659 --> 00:08:32,652 Our daughters, Tammy and Moni... Oh, God, where... where did they go? 172 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,890 - I'm on it. - How can I help you? 173 00:08:34,999 --> 00:08:38,400 Well, we're here investigating the disappearance of Kitty Sanchez. 174 00:08:38,502 --> 00:08:41,130 Apparently, you're the last person to see her... alive. 175 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:45,131 Or around town or whatever. 176 00:08:45,242 --> 00:08:47,836 I don't know anything about that. I do know that, uh... 177 00:08:47,945 --> 00:08:50,641 she was my secretary, uh, but she left. 178 00:08:50,748 --> 00:08:52,807 Or l-I fired her. 179 00:08:52,916 --> 00:08:54,975 Did you ever threaten her? 180 00:08:55,085 --> 00:08:56,882 No, no. God, no. Of course not. 181 00:08:56,987 --> 00:08:59,854 Michael Bluth is threatening me! 182 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:02,255 I did. I threatened her at a restaurant. 183 00:09:02,359 --> 00:09:07,524 - But, you know... it's a restaurant, so... - Yep. 184 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:10,031 Certainly she's been seen since then? 185 00:09:10,134 --> 00:09:13,069 Not alive. 186 00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:15,365 Or dead or whatever. 187 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,531 We'd love to speak with you down at the station. 188 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:20,872 Sure. Uh, you know, l-l-I'm happy to cooperate. 189 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:23,276 But I really don't know anything more than you know. 190 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:26,508 I certainly didn't... didn't kill her and drop her in a back bay. 191 00:09:29,119 --> 00:09:31,280 - Boy, I hope that's not what happened to her. - I'm sure it isn't. 192 00:09:32,790 --> 00:09:35,350 Please send Officer Davis and Little Hanna to the back bay. 193 00:09:35,459 --> 00:09:37,518 So you killed Kitty, huh? 194 00:09:37,628 --> 00:09:39,528 No, I didn't kill Kitty. 195 00:09:39,630 --> 00:09:42,224 But I will go down to the station and answer those nice men's questions. 196 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:46,029 You know why? Because I have no secrets to hide. Because I'm an honest man. 197 00:09:46,136 --> 00:09:48,229 And apparently a fun one. 198 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,272 Let's go see what's going on in the back room. 199 00:09:50,374 --> 00:09:53,104 Were those the last words Kitty ever heard? 200 00:09:53,210 --> 00:09:55,508 No. I will not kiss her. 201 00:09:55,612 --> 00:09:59,810 Hey, hey, guys, what are you doing? It's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 202 00:09:59,917 --> 00:10:01,976 - Yeah, that's my Caitlin. - Okay. 203 00:10:02,086 --> 00:10:04,281 There is work to be done. Can we get back to it? Thank you. 204 00:10:04,388 --> 00:10:08,757 Oh, and has anybody, uh, seen or heard from Kitty lately? 205 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:13,796 I think that's her right behind you there. 206 00:10:13,897 --> 00:10:17,389 - Oh, my God. That is Kitty. - And that's the boat that Uncle Gob blew up. 207 00:10:17,501 --> 00:10:20,902 Hey, now you have something to tell them at the station. 208 00:10:25,612 --> 00:10:28,979 Tobias sought out a security position at the nearby mall. 209 00:10:29,082 --> 00:10:33,644 I do know stage combat if the partner is willing and a bit more petite than I. 210 00:10:33,754 --> 00:10:38,088 But I have a daughter to impress and I need this job. 211 00:10:38,191 --> 00:10:42,150 Well, it's gonna be a couple of days before we can get you a gun license... 212 00:10:42,262 --> 00:10:45,356 so you'll have to use mine. 213 00:10:45,465 --> 00:10:47,660 Wow! 214 00:10:47,768 --> 00:10:51,169 Meanwhile, Gob had taken George Michael on a mysterious errand. 215 00:10:51,271 --> 00:10:53,762 What are we getting? Is it something for a magic trick? 216 00:10:53,874 --> 00:10:56,035 - In a way. - That's cool. 217 00:10:56,143 --> 00:10:58,668 You know, it's so great to be hanging out with you. 218 00:10:58,779 --> 00:11:02,010 There are certain things that I can talk to you about that I can't really with my dad. 219 00:11:02,115 --> 00:11:05,448 Like, uh, were-were you ever awkward around girls? 220 00:11:05,552 --> 00:11:09,579 What do you mean? Like if there were three of us and I didn't know where to start? 221 00:11:09,690 --> 00:11:11,590 No, I think I did pretty well. 222 00:11:11,692 --> 00:11:13,785 Not a lot of complaints, if you know what I mean. 223 00:11:13,894 --> 00:11:16,385 At least not from the girl. 224 00:11:16,496 --> 00:11:19,124 - You're saying I should just be myself? - And he had to drive her home. 225 00:11:19,232 --> 00:11:22,201 So I think I did pretty good. Pretty damn good. 226 00:11:22,302 --> 00:11:24,202 - Hey, guy. - Yes, sir? 227 00:11:24,304 --> 00:11:27,740 How many mice will $13 buy? 228 00:11:27,841 --> 00:11:30,366 And at the prison, George Sr. had a surprise visit. 229 00:11:30,477 --> 00:11:32,604 I just wanted to check in and make sure you're aware... 230 00:11:32,713 --> 00:11:36,376 that your ban on organized sports in this family has been violated. 231 00:11:36,483 --> 00:11:38,417 Ban on organized sports? 232 00:11:38,518 --> 00:11:41,544 You know, how you wouldn't let me sign up for anything when I was a kid. 233 00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:44,954 Is that what you've been thinking all these years? No, no. 234 00:11:45,058 --> 00:11:46,992 You were... You were just a turd out there, you know? 235 00:11:47,094 --> 00:11:51,724 You couldn't kick and you couldn't run. You know, you were just a-a turd. 236 00:11:51,832 --> 00:11:54,164 Prison has destroyed the way you talk. 237 00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:58,067 If that's what it takes to impress these guys around here, then they are not your friends. 238 00:11:58,171 --> 00:12:01,800 Anyway, Annyong's playing soccer, but I guess I should just ignore it. 239 00:12:01,908 --> 00:12:05,105 Look the other way as Mom and Uncle Oscar and Annyong have the perfect little family... 240 00:12:05,212 --> 00:12:08,238 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. Oscar? My brother Oscar? 241 00:12:08,348 --> 00:12:11,249 - Oscar's been coming around? - No touching! 242 00:12:11,351 --> 00:12:13,615 No touching. No touching. 243 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,348 You listen to me. You've got to take care of this Oscar situation. 244 00:12:16,456 --> 00:12:18,356 You get him out of there, all right? 245 00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:21,291 You make him wish that he'd never shown that ludicrous head of hair... 246 00:12:21,395 --> 00:12:23,454 and that nice face of his. 247 00:12:23,563 --> 00:12:27,090 - I will do it, Dad. - Good. Put her there. 248 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,769 - No touching! - Oh! 249 00:12:28,769 --> 00:12:29,793 - No touching! - Oh! 250 00:12:29,903 --> 00:12:32,838 Her self-esteem is through the roof. 251 00:12:32,939 --> 00:12:35,430 And Michael arrived at the police station with Maeby. 252 00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:37,806 I got here as quickly as I could. 253 00:12:37,911 --> 00:12:39,378 - I didn't know you had a daughter? - I don't. 254 00:12:39,479 --> 00:12:41,447 I thought you wanted me to call you Daddy? 255 00:12:41,548 --> 00:12:45,143 Why don't you wait for Daddy in the car? 256 00:12:45,252 --> 00:12:48,483 - All right. What do we have here? - Gob sunk the yacht. 257 00:12:48,588 --> 00:12:51,648 The last time Kitty was seen, she was getting onto it. It's on tape. 258 00:12:51,758 --> 00:12:54,955 - Ooh! Did you see this? - Yep. 259 00:12:55,062 --> 00:12:59,965 Ooh! Chills. Why do I keep getting these bruises? 260 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:02,365 - Barry! - Okay. Until we get all the facts... 261 00:13:02,469 --> 00:13:04,835 don't say anything that can incriminate you. 262 00:13:04,938 --> 00:13:07,634 Or me. Just try to keep me out of this. 263 00:13:07,741 --> 00:13:11,199 - Lie. Both of you. - No, what are you talk... We don't lie in this family. 264 00:13:11,311 --> 00:13:14,474 - Maeby, why don't you get a soda? - Okay. 265 00:13:14,581 --> 00:13:18,950 If I lie in front of her, it costs me 50 bucks. I do think that we should lie. 266 00:13:20,187 --> 00:13:22,087 Meanwhile, Lindsay was at work... 267 00:13:22,189 --> 00:13:24,987 and starting to getjealous that her daughter was at work with Michael. 268 00:13:25,092 --> 00:13:27,686 Hello, Michael. I know you think I'm such a horrible mother... 269 00:13:27,794 --> 00:13:30,228 but I was just seeing how my daughter was doing at work. 270 00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:34,733 Uh, she's, um, she's making lots of friends already. 271 00:13:34,835 --> 00:13:37,326 - Can you help me there, please? - It was at this moment... 272 00:13:37,437 --> 00:13:40,065 that Gob and George Michael arrived at the store. 273 00:13:40,173 --> 00:13:43,336 Say what you will about America... 13 bucks stills gets you a hell of a lot of mice. 274 00:13:43,443 --> 00:13:45,343 Who said anything bad about America? 275 00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:48,573 No. Well, I meant... So what are the mice for? 276 00:13:48,682 --> 00:13:50,946 Oh. No, that's just for misdirection. 277 00:13:51,051 --> 00:13:54,680 We'll see who the sleight-of-hand artist is in this family. 278 00:13:54,788 --> 00:13:57,780 Okay, now when I yell "Mice!" I want you to open this box... 279 00:13:57,891 --> 00:14:00,951 - and I'm gonna start stuffing some shirts down your pants. - Shirts? 280 00:14:01,061 --> 00:14:03,859 - Gob, are we shoplifting? - Mice! 281 00:14:03,964 --> 00:14:06,194 Mice! Call security! 282 00:14:06,299 --> 00:14:10,292 - Michael, I'm not as bad an influence as you think I am. - Well, you're not a great one. 283 00:14:10,403 --> 00:14:12,337 You're a criminal, Lindsay. What kind of message does that send? 284 00:14:12,439 --> 00:14:15,135 Bluth. We're ready to question you now. 285 00:14:15,242 --> 00:14:17,335 That's what I am, Michael. I'm a shoplifter! 286 00:14:17,444 --> 00:14:19,344 I've got a whole bag of clothes I shoplifted. 287 00:14:19,446 --> 00:14:22,540 But Tobias was now a guard. 288 00:14:22,649 --> 00:14:24,776 And a surprisingly catlike one. 289 00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:29,788 - Wow. I guess we didn't need the mice. - Freeze... 290 00:14:32,759 --> 00:14:35,125 While the rest of the Bluths were in police custody... 291 00:14:35,228 --> 00:14:37,128 Lucille was with her brother-in-law. 292 00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:41,564 I am blown away that you... that you called me and that we're-we're together. 293 00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:44,000 And my camper made it all the way up here. 294 00:14:44,104 --> 00:14:46,664 Do you think it's safe over there? Because I only have a hanger for a lock. 295 00:14:46,773 --> 00:14:50,368 What are they gonna take, the one can of Comet you've got in there? 296 00:14:50,477 --> 00:14:54,937 Oh, your tongue is as sharp as your body is still taut. 297 00:14:55,048 --> 00:14:57,016 What are you doing? 298 00:14:57,117 --> 00:15:01,577 Oscar, this is a children's soccer game, not Woodstock. 299 00:15:01,688 --> 00:15:05,920 That was another era, huh? The music and the pot. 300 00:15:06,026 --> 00:15:09,826 Will you excuse me? I need to go to my camper for just a quick sec. 301 00:15:15,368 --> 00:15:17,302 Open. 302 00:15:19,806 --> 00:15:25,039 - Hey, Uncle. - Hey, Buster. 303 00:15:28,114 --> 00:15:29,843 No, no, no. 304 00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:32,680 - No, no, no. - No, no, no. 305 00:15:32,786 --> 00:15:36,620 No! No! No! I came here to say something. 306 00:15:36,723 --> 00:15:39,886 You do not belong here. My mother's been spoken for. 307 00:15:39,993 --> 00:15:44,623 You know, I may never have played organized sports, but I am a man. 308 00:15:44,731 --> 00:15:48,189 - Buster. - And I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 309 00:15:49,736 --> 00:15:53,103 Okay. But, uh, I never meant to break up your family. 310 00:15:53,206 --> 00:15:56,698 Your mom called me for a reason. And I don't think she's happy. 311 00:15:56,810 --> 00:16:00,837 No, she's happy. She's just mean all the time. 312 00:16:05,518 --> 00:16:09,318 Uh, no, no, no, Uncle, let me get you. I'm a man. Move. 313 00:16:11,907 --> 00:16:14,967 Michael submitted to the detective's questions. 314 00:16:15,077 --> 00:16:17,807 You haven't seen any evidence of Ms. Sanchez or where she might have gone? 315 00:16:17,913 --> 00:16:20,848 I have, uh, no idea. None. 316 00:16:20,949 --> 00:16:23,509 Are you willing to take a polygraph to that effect? 317 00:16:25,988 --> 00:16:29,981 - Are you nuts? - Not without a better lawyer. 318 00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:32,652 You're holding out on us! 319 00:16:32,761 --> 00:16:34,661 Fantastic. Now Emma's awake. 320 00:16:34,763 --> 00:16:38,494 - You know what? Let me take care of this. - Please. 321 00:16:42,538 --> 00:16:45,905 Kitty had evidence against your father, and you didn't want that to come out. 322 00:16:46,008 --> 00:16:48,670 But now you've got bigger problems, my friend. So why don't we make a deal? 323 00:16:48,777 --> 00:16:51,871 I give you evidence against my father, and you pretend that I didn't kill Kitty? 324 00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:54,210 I mean, l-I didn't kill Kitty. 325 00:16:56,618 --> 00:16:59,348 Hello. Oh, hey, George Michael. 326 00:16:59,455 --> 00:17:02,185 Uh, I'm sorry. In your pants? 327 00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:07,388 I'll be right there. Um, my son has an emergency. 328 00:17:07,496 --> 00:17:10,897 You know, there's a Grover book... I Can't Hold It In. 329 00:17:10,999 --> 00:17:14,264 Worked for us. 330 00:17:14,369 --> 00:17:18,829 Buster emerged from Oscar's trailer with a newfound sense of manliness... 331 00:17:18,941 --> 00:17:21,671 and then received a serendipitous gift. 332 00:17:23,212 --> 00:17:26,375 Kick it back! 333 00:17:26,482 --> 00:17:30,543 - If you can kick, fatty. - I'm a man. 334 00:17:38,894 --> 00:17:42,386 What are you doing? Get off the field! 335 00:17:42,498 --> 00:17:44,557 Are you crazy? 336 00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:04,509 And Buster realized he may have just scared away a man... 337 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:08,613 who supported him in the way he'd always hoped his own father would. 338 00:18:16,732 --> 00:18:18,359 And Michael headed over to the mall. 339 00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:22,164 - So what the hell is this? - Hey, Dad, I didn't know we were shoplifting, okay? 340 00:18:22,271 --> 00:18:24,796 Shoplifting? What's the matter with you, Gob? 341 00:18:24,907 --> 00:18:27,171 What's the matter with me? She's the shoplifter! 342 00:18:27,276 --> 00:18:30,074 - I wasn't shoplifting, you twit. - Yes, thanks to me. 343 00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:32,510 No. I work here. 344 00:18:32,614 --> 00:18:36,573 At least I used to. They fired me because they thought I was helping this idiot shoplift. 345 00:18:36,685 --> 00:18:39,381 Also, they said I wasn't a very good salesgirl. 346 00:18:39,488 --> 00:18:42,548 You can't be serious? 347 00:18:42,658 --> 00:18:44,649 A salesgirl. 348 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,990 I knew it! I knew you couldn't pull it off. 349 00:18:47,095 --> 00:18:49,962 There's only one magician in this family and that is me. 350 00:18:50,065 --> 00:18:53,034 And you got caught by a 13-year-old girl. 351 00:18:53,135 --> 00:18:56,195 You know, this is why I'm constantly asking you to stay away from my son. 352 00:18:56,305 --> 00:18:58,330 Yeah, well, it's not like you were there to spend any time with me, Dad. 353 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,374 Because I'm not daughter enough for you. 354 00:19:00,475 --> 00:19:05,105 George Michael, um, I'm always there for you, okay? 355 00:19:05,213 --> 00:19:08,148 It's just you're getting a little too manly for Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 356 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:13,017 - Dad, that's what makes it funny. - I also wanted to give Maeby a good role model for a change. 357 00:19:13,121 --> 00:19:16,852 Yeah, well, I guess, you looking out for her is probably something she could use. 358 00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:19,052 Where is Maeby? 359 00:19:19,161 --> 00:19:21,789 Michael realized he had to get to the police station... 360 00:19:21,897 --> 00:19:26,027 before they got ahold of Maeby, to whom he'd promised $50 to tell the truth. 361 00:19:26,134 --> 00:19:28,159 I've put a bounty on my own head. 362 00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:32,331 But Maeby's instincts to lie returned. 363 00:19:32,441 --> 00:19:34,341 Hey, you can't go in there. 364 00:19:34,443 --> 00:19:37,105 No, it's okay. I'm Detective Fellows's daughter. 365 00:19:37,212 --> 00:19:41,376 Oh. Oh, sorry. It's four-three-five. And that opens any door in the building. 366 00:19:41,483 --> 00:19:43,451 Great. Thanks. 367 00:19:49,391 --> 00:19:53,020 And it was there that Maeby discovered the key to Michael's freedom. 368 00:19:53,128 --> 00:19:55,028 Well, I appreciate your honesty. 369 00:19:55,130 --> 00:19:57,530 Maeby. What-What-What'd she say? 370 00:19:57,633 --> 00:20:00,193 I said there's a tape of Kitty getting on the boat and that you guys blew it up. 371 00:20:00,302 --> 00:20:03,066 I told them the truth, like you told me. 372 00:20:03,171 --> 00:20:05,264 That-a-girl. 373 00:20:05,374 --> 00:20:08,707 That's right. That's, uh, that's the truth. That's everything that we know. 374 00:20:10,245 --> 00:20:12,213 You're free to go. 375 00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:17,380 Great. Here we go. 376 00:20:21,390 --> 00:20:24,154 - What the hell just happened? - Relax. They got nothing on you. 377 00:20:24,259 --> 00:20:26,989 They're bluffing. Kitty's alive. I just saw her in the back room. 378 00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:30,030 They just wanted to get you scared, so you'd testify against Pop-Pop. 379 00:20:31,199 --> 00:20:33,190 Unbelievable. Oh, that's great. 380 00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:35,929 You just told them the truth; they let us walk. 381 00:20:36,038 --> 00:20:39,371 - I guess I owe you 50 bucks, huh? - Yeah. I'd save your money. 382 00:20:39,474 --> 00:20:42,534 Kitty's got a lot of evidence, and she thinks that you tried to kill her. 383 00:20:42,644 --> 00:20:44,874 So you're probably going to need a better attorney. 384 00:20:47,783 --> 00:20:50,684 Lo siento. 385 00:20:50,786 --> 00:20:54,085 I hate Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. 386 00:20:54,189 --> 00:20:56,919 On the next Arrested Development. 387 00:20:57,025 --> 00:21:01,724 Tobias loses his securityjob trying to solve the store's mice problem. 388 00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:07,132 Lindsay, now without a job, goes with her initial instinct. 389 00:21:07,235 --> 00:21:09,135 Mom, we're gonna be late for practice! 390 00:21:09,237 --> 00:21:12,206 - And Annyong exacts his revenge. - Where is everybody? 391 00:21:12,307 --> 00:21:14,332 Heads up, fatty!