1 00:00:05,833 --> 00:00:08,666 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:08,769 --> 00:00:10,703 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:10,805 --> 00:00:13,069 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:18,379 --> 00:00:20,506 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:23,884 --> 00:00:26,444 Low-carb diets are sweeping the nation... 6 00:00:26,554 --> 00:00:28,579 but some local businesses are being left in the dust. 7 00:00:28,689 --> 00:00:31,123 - And the latest on Iraq... - Hey, George Michael. 8 00:00:31,225 --> 00:00:34,285 They're gonna show that interview you did. We're gonna watch it on Thursday, okay? 9 00:00:34,395 --> 00:00:36,693 - I'll make some popcorn. - Popcorn? Really? Cool. 10 00:00:36,797 --> 00:00:39,391 - Yeah, the hell with Atkins, huh? - Oh. Yeah. 11 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,866 Oh, why blow it now? I'll fry up some bacon. 12 00:00:41,969 --> 00:00:44,597 Uh, Dad... 13 00:00:46,207 --> 00:00:48,675 Buddy, you gotta take it easy, okay? 14 00:00:48,776 --> 00:00:50,676 I'm showing this as a model again. 15 00:00:50,778 --> 00:00:53,611 I don't want people to think we've got shoddy workmanship. 16 00:00:55,883 --> 00:00:58,147 That might not have been your fault. 17 00:00:58,252 --> 00:01:00,743 I know. Nothing works in this house. 18 00:01:00,855 --> 00:01:03,050 - Tell me about it. - Is that a shot at me? 19 00:01:03,157 --> 00:01:05,785 - Probably. - Because for your information, I got a job. 20 00:01:05,893 --> 00:01:08,953 - Really? What kind of job? - Beads. 21 00:01:09,063 --> 00:01:12,226 - Bees? - Beads. - Beads? 22 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:15,530 - Gob's not on board. - Beads are very big right now. 23 00:01:15,636 --> 00:01:18,332 Uh, anklets, necklaces, you name it. 24 00:01:18,439 --> 00:01:21,237 - Bracelets? - But I'll need some start-up money. 25 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:23,674 I'm in. But we're gonna need a lot. 26 00:01:23,778 --> 00:01:25,905 Beads aren't cheap. Are beads cheap? 27 00:01:26,013 --> 00:01:28,106 Gob, shouldn't you be in bed? 28 00:01:28,215 --> 00:01:30,240 Well, we got a meeting with Dad's attorney today. 29 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:32,251 He's gonna want me to take a lie-detector test... 30 00:01:32,353 --> 00:01:35,083 to use as evidence in Dad's trial, but, uh, I don't want to. 31 00:01:35,189 --> 00:01:37,657 What if they ask about a magic trick? I just... I can't risk it. 32 00:01:37,758 --> 00:01:41,660 They're not gonna ask you anything. They want me to take the polygraph test. 33 00:01:41,762 --> 00:01:43,923 But... I'm the oldest. 34 00:01:44,031 --> 00:01:46,522 - The matriarch, if you will. - Sure. I will. 35 00:01:46,634 --> 00:01:50,593 Listen, I have to do this to help out Dad, and you don't know anything about our business. 36 00:01:50,704 --> 00:01:54,800 Gob, I'm not looking for a partner. And, believe me, if I was, it would not be you. 37 00:01:54,909 --> 00:01:57,207 Oh. Good. 38 00:01:57,311 --> 00:02:00,439 Well, I'll start my own business. How hard can it be? 39 00:02:00,548 --> 00:02:02,641 Z-z-z-z-z! 40 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:04,479 Bz-z-z-z-z-z! 41 00:02:04,585 --> 00:02:06,951 We'll see who brings in more honey. 42 00:02:09,490 --> 00:02:11,856 - He's thinking about bees again. - Oh. 43 00:02:11,959 --> 00:02:15,190 I'm not just gonna cut you a check so you can throw it away on another failed business. 44 00:02:15,296 --> 00:02:17,662 Hey, "Mommy, What Will I Look Like?" should have worked. 45 00:02:17,765 --> 00:02:20,825 Lindsay had once started a photo-enhancing service... 46 00:02:20,935 --> 00:02:24,029 which gave new parents a glimpse at what their infants would look like... 47 00:02:24,138 --> 00:02:26,163 in half a century. 48 00:02:26,273 --> 00:02:29,970 Hey, you put an ugly kid in, you can't be surprised when an ugly adult comes out. 49 00:02:30,077 --> 00:02:33,672 Look, I need to become self-reliant. It's not gonna last with Tobias. 50 00:02:33,781 --> 00:02:37,649 He's completely oblivious. He's got no idea how I'm feeling or thinking. 51 00:02:37,751 --> 00:02:41,653 - So there's no sex? - I mean, how do you not have sex with me? 52 00:02:41,755 --> 00:02:44,417 It is a struggle. I'll tell you what. 53 00:02:44,525 --> 00:02:46,425 I'll help you out, but you gotta work. 54 00:02:46,527 --> 00:02:48,995 Great. Before you know it, I'll be in the red. 55 00:02:49,096 --> 00:02:51,564 And you can take that to the bank. 56 00:02:51,665 --> 00:02:53,656 I'm sure they'll contact me first. 57 00:02:53,767 --> 00:02:56,497 And that's when Michael got a call that made him wish... 58 00:02:56,604 --> 00:02:58,834 he hadn't promised his sister the money. 59 00:02:58,939 --> 00:03:00,839 Hello. 60 00:03:00,941 --> 00:03:03,375 Kitty? 61 00:03:03,477 --> 00:03:07,038 And later, the family waited for Michael at the prison meeting room. 62 00:03:07,147 --> 00:03:10,207 - How do you make money from it? - I don't know. Honey? 63 00:03:10,317 --> 00:03:12,581 - Or just as gifts. - Who'd want a bee as a gift? 64 00:03:12,686 --> 00:03:15,177 While Buster and Annyong waitedjust outside. 65 00:03:15,289 --> 00:03:17,689 - Come on. Just let me have one bite. - No. 66 00:03:17,791 --> 00:03:19,782 Mother said no carbohydrate for you if you ever gonna... 67 00:03:19,894 --> 00:03:21,794 get girlfriend that's not old lady. 68 00:03:21,896 --> 00:03:24,490 - At least I can get a girlfriend. - I can get a girlfriend before you. 69 00:03:24,598 --> 00:03:27,226 - Oh, we'll see about that. - Why aren't you in there? 70 00:03:27,334 --> 00:03:30,030 Oh, I was just keeping Annyong company. 71 00:03:30,137 --> 00:03:33,231 Give me that bagel, you little... Give it to me! 72 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:36,400 Whoa! Our star witness! Come here. 73 00:03:36,510 --> 00:03:38,876 Good to see you. You know what? Don't get too close to me. 74 00:03:38,979 --> 00:03:41,880 'Cause I've got an itch you can't believe. I think something laid eggs on me. 75 00:03:41,982 --> 00:03:45,713 - Thanks for the heads-up. - That's okay. We've got your polygraph set for tomorrow. 76 00:03:45,819 --> 00:03:48,083 - About that... - I'll tell them, Michael. 77 00:03:49,623 --> 00:03:52,990 I won't do it. I'm afraid of what I might know. 78 00:03:53,093 --> 00:03:55,084 You? No one wants you. Does anyone want him? 79 00:03:55,195 --> 00:03:57,561 - Who would want him? - They don't want you. 80 00:03:57,665 --> 00:04:00,463 - Good. - I might not be the best witness either. 81 00:04:00,567 --> 00:04:03,229 - I got a phone call from Kitty this morning. - His secretary? 82 00:04:03,337 --> 00:04:05,737 - My secretary. - She says that she's got some evidence... 83 00:04:05,839 --> 00:04:08,569 and she's threatening to bring down the company unless we meet her demands. 84 00:04:08,676 --> 00:04:10,576 Oh, that is just great. 85 00:04:10,678 --> 00:04:14,910 And now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again. 86 00:04:15,015 --> 00:04:16,949 I mean, this family runs into problems, it's... 87 00:04:17,051 --> 00:04:18,951 "Oh, let's have Gob our way out of it." 88 00:04:19,053 --> 00:04:22,284 - What is the matter with you? - It's me that she wants to meet with, Gob. 89 00:04:22,389 --> 00:04:24,789 Oh. Good. 90 00:04:24,892 --> 00:04:27,190 Now, what does she have, Dad? I need to know. 91 00:04:27,294 --> 00:04:29,421 No, you can't know. We got to keep you nice and clean, Michael. 92 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:33,466 - Especially if you're going to take that lie detector test. - He is absolutely right. 93 00:04:33,567 --> 00:04:35,899 Find out what Kitty wants andjust give it to her... 94 00:04:36,003 --> 00:04:38,198 but don't find out what she knows. 95 00:04:38,305 --> 00:04:41,536 Michael, you can save this business. 96 00:04:41,642 --> 00:04:44,042 You are the only one who can do it. 97 00:04:44,144 --> 00:04:47,705 Yeah, besides me, right? But I kind of got my hands full with these babies. 98 00:04:47,815 --> 00:04:49,373 - He's got bees! - No bees! 99 00:04:49,483 --> 00:04:51,417 Get it! 100 00:04:51,518 --> 00:04:53,850 They don't allow you to have bees in here. 101 00:04:53,954 --> 00:04:56,445 And business was slow at the banana stand... 102 00:04:56,557 --> 00:04:58,616 - when George Michael made a new friend. - Hi. 103 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:02,861 - Hi. - Are bananas high in carbohydrates? 104 00:05:02,963 --> 00:05:04,863 Oh, you're on Atkins too? 105 00:05:04,965 --> 00:05:08,366 Uh, yeah. Actually, that's, um... that's why I'm gonna be on... on TV. 106 00:05:08,469 --> 00:05:12,030 - You are? - I was interviewed for Hindsight, with John Beard. 107 00:05:12,139 --> 00:05:15,404 I, uh, I gave them a joke, but I don't know if they're gonna use it. 108 00:05:15,509 --> 00:05:18,376 You know, thanks to this diet craze, the last time we had a customer... 109 00:05:18,479 --> 00:05:20,208 the banana stand was still green. 110 00:05:20,314 --> 00:05:24,648 Lose it. No, lose the whole kid. We'll just go with the Iraq piece. 111 00:05:24,752 --> 00:05:27,585 - That's so cool. - I guess. 112 00:05:27,688 --> 00:05:30,088 You wanna watch over at my house? 113 00:05:30,190 --> 00:05:32,852 Yeah, l-I guess. 114 00:05:34,194 --> 00:05:36,992 And Michael headed off to meet Kitty. 115 00:05:37,097 --> 00:05:38,997 Their last meeting had ended poorly. 116 00:05:39,099 --> 00:05:41,533 Say good-bye to your company, Michael. 117 00:05:41,635 --> 00:05:43,830 - And say good-bye to these. - No, no, no, no. 118 00:05:43,937 --> 00:05:47,202 So Michael was understandably anxious about their reunion. 119 00:05:47,307 --> 00:05:49,502 Guess I do get to see them again, huh? 120 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:53,512 Can we please have one conversation that's not about my rack, Michael? 121 00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:55,912 - Yeah. - Maybe a better question would be... 122 00:05:56,016 --> 00:05:57,847 what evidence do I have against you, because... 123 00:05:57,951 --> 00:05:59,851 No, no, no. I don't... I don't wanna know. 124 00:05:59,953 --> 00:06:02,251 I just want to know what you want. 125 00:06:02,356 --> 00:06:04,847 I'd like to be in charge of the Bluth Company. 126 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:08,189 Well, I want a hamburger and French fries, but I can't have the bun or potatoes. Get real. 127 00:06:08,295 --> 00:06:11,787 I deserve it. Your father promised it to me on the day he went to prison. 128 00:06:13,467 --> 00:06:16,027 Sounds like something that he would do. 129 00:06:16,136 --> 00:06:19,936 And if I can't be in charge, then I'm going to have to tell the entire world... 130 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,770 that your father was building houses overseas... 131 00:06:22,876 --> 00:06:25,276 - without paying... - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, stop. Stop. 132 00:06:25,379 --> 00:06:29,213 Act... No. Finish. Finish. Um, without paying what? Taxes? 133 00:06:29,316 --> 00:06:32,877 Model houses, Michael. Overseas. 134 00:06:32,986 --> 00:06:36,080 And he hid it... from the U.S. government. 135 00:06:36,190 --> 00:06:38,715 That's it? That's what my dad's been hiding... back taxes? 136 00:06:38,826 --> 00:06:41,624 And unless you plan on paying them... 137 00:06:41,728 --> 00:06:45,129 your dad's gonna be in prison for a long time. 138 00:06:45,232 --> 00:06:49,066 No, we'll pay them. Forget it. We'll just... We'll mortgage the company if we have to. 139 00:06:49,169 --> 00:06:51,729 We found money for those. We'll find money for taxes. Good to see ya. 140 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:56,902 Yeah. If I was in charge, that would have been my first move too. 141 00:06:57,010 --> 00:06:59,535 As Michael returned home, George Michael was heading out... 142 00:06:59,646 --> 00:07:02,137 to meet the girl from the banana stand. 143 00:07:02,249 --> 00:07:04,649 Great news. The business is gonna be okay. 144 00:07:04,751 --> 00:07:06,742 Yeah, I thought bananas would be okay on the diet. 145 00:07:06,854 --> 00:07:09,254 No, l-I meant... Well... You haven't been eating those, have you? 146 00:07:09,356 --> 00:07:12,848 - No. No. Not at all. Just some nuts. - Good. Those are fine. 147 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,793 What I meant was, I think we're gonna be seeing Pop-Pop sooner than we thought. 148 00:07:15,896 --> 00:07:18,956 Huh? Does that sound good? 149 00:07:19,066 --> 00:07:22,433 - Do you hear that rattle? - It is very worrisome. 150 00:07:22,536 --> 00:07:25,232 - Hey, what the hell are you doing? - Great news, Michael. 151 00:07:25,339 --> 00:07:27,967 We're thinking of purchasing a Bluth model home. 152 00:07:28,075 --> 00:07:30,771 And let's check the oven. 153 00:07:30,878 --> 00:07:32,778 Whoa! That doesn't inspire confidence. 154 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,815 Lindsay, the bead business taking off, is it? 155 00:07:35,916 --> 00:07:38,851 Actually, I am the breadwinner, Michael, as it turns out. 156 00:07:38,952 --> 00:07:40,977 I was walking in a strange place today... 157 00:07:41,088 --> 00:07:43,352 a place I'd never set foot in before. 158 00:07:43,457 --> 00:07:46,221 Tobias, walking down a street he'd been down many times... 159 00:07:46,326 --> 00:07:50,558 saw a book he'd written years earlier as a psychiatrist. 160 00:07:50,664 --> 00:07:53,030 The book, initially unsuccessful, had suddenly caught fire... 161 00:07:53,133 --> 00:07:57,365 although, strangely, only in the gay community. 162 00:07:57,471 --> 00:08:00,998 The book is huge. And I have a bit of money coming my way as a result. 163 00:08:01,108 --> 00:08:04,339 So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go upstairs and run the shower. 164 00:08:04,444 --> 00:08:06,639 Let me know if it's too loud in the kitchen. 165 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,681 Okay, honey. 166 00:08:08,782 --> 00:08:11,979 So, your husband comes into some money, and suddenly he's not so oblivious anymore, huh? 167 00:08:12,085 --> 00:08:14,383 Hey, now, this is not me being shallow, Michael. 168 00:08:14,488 --> 00:08:17,013 He's written a self-help book that's helping people. 169 00:08:17,124 --> 00:08:19,024 - That does take some insight. - Listen. 170 00:08:19,126 --> 00:08:21,026 This better not mean you're blowing off the bead store. 171 00:08:21,128 --> 00:08:24,894 Well, uh, seeing as though you brought it up, maybe we should get out of this investment. 172 00:08:24,998 --> 00:08:27,660 - I mean, seriously, Michael... beads? - I knew you'd do this. 173 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:30,396 You work for three seconds, and you find something easier and grab it. 174 00:08:30,504 --> 00:08:32,404 It's "Dip-A-Pet" all over again. 175 00:08:32,506 --> 00:08:35,532 Lindsay also had a brief foray into what she had then hoped... 176 00:08:35,642 --> 00:08:39,703 - Come back here! - would be the burgeoning fad of custom pet coloring. 177 00:08:39,813 --> 00:08:42,907 Well, that would've worked if you'd sprung for a bigger sink. 178 00:08:43,016 --> 00:08:45,507 George Michael, our show's about to start. 179 00:08:45,619 --> 00:08:48,179 - He went out on his date. - A date? 180 00:08:48,288 --> 00:08:51,280 But we had plans to... A date with who? 181 00:08:51,391 --> 00:08:55,020 Some girl. I mean, she barely has a face. You couldn't pick her out of a lineup of one. 182 00:08:55,128 --> 00:08:57,460 But first, the palaces of Iraq. 183 00:08:57,564 --> 00:09:00,727 Trisha, tell us about these new mini-palaces of Saddam's you've discovered. 184 00:09:00,834 --> 00:09:03,860 Our troops have been living here for the last few days... 185 00:09:03,971 --> 00:09:07,771 and, as you can tell, they've made themselves right at home. 186 00:09:07,874 --> 00:09:11,708 Now, a lot of this damage is just due to shoddy workmanship... 187 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:14,610 but the real surprise here is that these homes... 188 00:09:14,715 --> 00:09:18,048 appear to be American-built to begin with. 189 00:09:18,151 --> 00:09:20,085 There have been sanctions against doing business... 190 00:09:20,187 --> 00:09:22,314 with Hussein's regime since the early '90s... 191 00:09:22,422 --> 00:09:25,585 - so who built them? - Does that look a little like our kitchen island? 192 00:09:25,692 --> 00:09:29,059 Well, whoever it is, they're in a world of trouble. 193 00:09:29,162 --> 00:09:31,289 Michael realized that his father's crimes... 194 00:09:31,398 --> 00:09:33,263 might be bigger than he thought. 195 00:09:33,367 --> 00:09:38,168 There's a good chance I may have committed some light treason. 196 00:09:38,272 --> 00:09:42,265 This might even be considered light treason. 197 00:09:42,376 --> 00:09:44,970 Oh, my God. 198 00:09:51,044 --> 00:09:51,578 Michael had just found out his father might have committed... 199 00:09:51,578 --> 00:09:55,514 Michael had just found out his father might have committed... 200 00:09:55,616 --> 00:09:58,608 some light treason by building model homes in Iraq. 201 00:09:58,719 --> 00:10:01,847 And he tried to get ahold of Kitty, who he knew had the evidence. 202 00:10:01,955 --> 00:10:04,617 Unfortunately, Kitty was meeting with Gob at the time. 203 00:10:04,725 --> 00:10:08,456 - What about hash browns? - No, because hash browns are potatoes. 204 00:10:08,562 --> 00:10:10,962 So you really can't eat anything on this diet. 205 00:10:11,064 --> 00:10:14,158 Wow. Wonder how this is gonna affect my honey business? 206 00:10:14,268 --> 00:10:16,668 Gob, I have seen you get passed over... 207 00:10:16,770 --> 00:10:19,068 time and time again by your family. 208 00:10:19,172 --> 00:10:21,436 You don't deserve that. You're smarter than them. 209 00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:26,274 What about macaroni... let me finish... salad? 210 00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:28,871 Gob, this is your time. 211 00:10:28,982 --> 00:10:31,883 With my help, knowing what I know... 212 00:10:31,985 --> 00:10:36,115 - we could take over the Bluth Company together. - Wow! 213 00:10:36,223 --> 00:10:38,657 This is a side of you I'd never noticed before. 214 00:10:38,759 --> 00:10:42,286 Have they always been that big? 215 00:10:42,396 --> 00:10:44,489 And the next day, Michael went to his mother's. 216 00:10:44,598 --> 00:10:47,624 I saw an exposé on the Iraq palaces last night... 217 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,294 and I could have sworn that one of them was the Sea Wind unit. 218 00:10:50,404 --> 00:10:54,966 That's funny. I always pictured Iraq in the middle of the desert. 219 00:10:55,075 --> 00:10:56,736 Dad sold houses to the Iraqis, didn't he? 220 00:10:56,843 --> 00:10:59,368 And this is what you kept from me so I could take the polygraph test. 221 00:10:59,479 --> 00:11:02,642 Tell me the truth, okay? 'Cause there's been a lot of lying in this family. 222 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,740 And a lot of love. 223 00:11:04,851 --> 00:11:07,376 - More lies. - Look, I never knew about anything. 224 00:11:07,487 --> 00:11:09,785 But I had my suspicions. 225 00:11:09,890 --> 00:11:11,790 He never told me where he was going... 226 00:11:11,892 --> 00:11:15,487 but he used to come back from those business trips reeking of lamb. 227 00:11:15,595 --> 00:11:18,462 And people would send figs... not even at Christmas. 228 00:11:18,565 --> 00:11:20,931 In the middle of October. 229 00:11:21,034 --> 00:11:23,264 Oh, and once, someone sent him a toe... 230 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:25,463 and he went white as a sheet. 231 00:11:25,572 --> 00:11:28,666 I think you're right, Michael. 232 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:32,176 Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. 233 00:11:32,279 --> 00:11:35,908 I'm the first born. Sick of playing second fiddle. 234 00:11:36,016 --> 00:11:39,281 Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. 235 00:11:39,386 --> 00:11:41,854 Being the fifth wheel. 236 00:11:41,955 --> 00:11:44,389 There are six things I'm mad about... 237 00:11:44,491 --> 00:11:47,358 - and I'm taking over. - You want to be in charge? 238 00:11:47,461 --> 00:11:49,622 - Yeah. - You want to deal with what I deal with... 239 00:11:49,730 --> 00:11:53,097 a sister who takes your money and throws it away; 240 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,100 a mother who you can't trust; 241 00:11:55,202 --> 00:11:58,330 a company whose founder may be on trial for treason... 242 00:11:58,438 --> 00:12:00,702 Is that what you want? 243 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:05,244 - What kind of vacation time does it offer? - Yeah. 244 00:12:05,345 --> 00:12:09,714 Gob realized that the power play he promised to make with Kitty... 245 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:12,876 - had perhaps come at a bad time. - I've made a huge mistake. 246 00:12:12,986 --> 00:12:14,421 And Tobias was having his first book reading. 247 00:12:14,421 --> 00:12:15,319 And Tobias was having his first book reading. 248 00:12:15,422 --> 00:12:18,949 And, for the ease of the reader, I have changed all the gender-related pronouns... 249 00:12:19,059 --> 00:12:21,960 "he,"she"... to the masculine "he." 250 00:12:22,062 --> 00:12:26,362 "The Man Inside Me. For Lindsay, my rock. 251 00:12:26,466 --> 00:12:28,957 I could not have done this without him." 252 00:12:30,504 --> 00:12:33,234 And Lindsay arrived to support her husband. 253 00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:37,800 "For there is a man inside me, and only when he's finally out... 254 00:12:37,911 --> 00:12:41,312 can I walk free of pain." 255 00:12:41,415 --> 00:12:43,849 This book is gonna sell, like, a billion copies. 256 00:12:43,950 --> 00:12:47,078 Lindsay! Oh, I'm so glad you came. 257 00:12:47,187 --> 00:12:49,121 I was hoping for more women. 258 00:12:49,222 --> 00:12:51,588 Perhaps I shouldn't have just used "he." I think that was a mistake. 259 00:12:51,691 --> 00:12:55,855 And Lindsay realized that Tobias was just as oblivious as she'd always thought. 260 00:12:55,962 --> 00:12:58,487 Tobias, I don't think this relationship is gonna work. 261 00:12:58,598 --> 00:13:01,624 What are you talking about? We've had some great times. 262 00:13:03,837 --> 00:13:06,772 We've got nothing left, Tobias. 263 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,239 And Michael went to confront his father. 264 00:13:09,342 --> 00:13:12,937 You're building houses in Iraq? I mean, do you know how they punish treason? 265 00:13:13,046 --> 00:13:15,276 - First time. - I've never heard of a second. 266 00:13:15,382 --> 00:13:17,976 Oh, I've got the worst... attorneys. 267 00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:21,110 This is why I didn't want to get you involved, but we can fix this. 268 00:13:21,221 --> 00:13:23,314 - What are Kitty's demands? What does she want? - She wants my job. 269 00:13:23,423 --> 00:13:25,391 Suddenly everybody wants my job, and I should've given it to her. 270 00:13:25,492 --> 00:13:29,792 You mean, you didn't? Michael! She has the evidence of what we did over there. 271 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:32,387 No, all she thinks it is is unpaid taxes. 272 00:13:32,499 --> 00:13:35,332 Yeah. What if she gives it to someone who's even moderately intelligent? 273 00:13:35,435 --> 00:13:38,495 In fact, Kitty had gone to someone moderately intelligent... 274 00:13:38,605 --> 00:13:41,665 in her continuing quest for control of the Bluth Company. 275 00:13:41,775 --> 00:13:45,506 - I can't believe you called me for a date. - You didn't tell anyone, did you? 276 00:13:45,612 --> 00:13:48,547 Are you kidding? I don't need to brag... 277 00:13:48,648 --> 00:13:51,242 that some people haven't even been on a date! 278 00:13:51,351 --> 00:13:53,751 Day not over yet, fatty. 279 00:13:53,854 --> 00:13:56,220 You weren't thinking clearly. I mean, none of us are. 280 00:13:56,323 --> 00:13:58,223 We need bread. 281 00:13:58,325 --> 00:14:00,816 If this information was so damaging, why didn't you just shred it? 282 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:03,327 Well, Saddam owed us money. 283 00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:06,228 You didn't realize that he wouldn't pay? 284 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,358 Your mom had a good feeling about him. 285 00:14:08,468 --> 00:14:13,872 So Mom knew this entire time, and shejust lied to my face for months and months? 286 00:14:13,974 --> 00:14:17,705 Let me tell you something, Dad. This is... This is your problem. Okay? Not mine. 287 00:14:17,811 --> 00:14:21,907 Well, maybe it wouldn't be my problem if you did what I asked for once in your life... 288 00:14:22,015 --> 00:14:25,143 - and you gave Kitty what I asked you to! - Once in my damn life? 289 00:14:25,252 --> 00:14:28,244 All I've ever done my entire life is do exactly what you told me to, all right? 290 00:14:28,355 --> 00:14:32,348 I've done everything for this family, Pop. Not anymore. Kitty can have my job. 291 00:14:32,459 --> 00:14:35,019 And you can take your own polygraph test, 'cause I'm done. 292 00:14:35,128 --> 00:14:38,222 - I'm done with you, and I'm done with the business. - Great. 293 00:14:38,331 --> 00:14:42,631 I'm gonna get a lethal injection because my son won't eat a potato. 294 00:14:44,479 --> 00:14:46,747 George Sr., in a surprise move... 295 00:14:46,782 --> 00:14:48,908 volunteered to take the polygraph. 296 00:14:49,016 --> 00:14:51,041 - So did you swipe the sedative from the infirmary... - No! 297 00:14:51,152 --> 00:14:53,382 - to lower your heart rate? - No! It's okay. I want to do this... 298 00:14:53,488 --> 00:14:56,821 because I want people to know I never willfully deceived anyone. 299 00:14:56,924 --> 00:15:00,018 Mistakes were made, but I never intended to hurt anyone! 300 00:15:00,128 --> 00:15:01,686 I was trying to support my family! 301 00:15:01,796 --> 00:15:04,026 - He doesn't appear to be on a sedative. - But I can see clearly now... 302 00:15:04,132 --> 00:15:08,728 sitting in this chair, strapped to this machine, I can see that my life has become a failure! 303 00:15:08,836 --> 00:15:12,169 I've let people down, let myself down. 304 00:15:12,273 --> 00:15:15,902 But I love my country! I love it here! 305 00:15:16,010 --> 00:15:18,672 You can shop... I love my... Can't breathe. 306 00:15:18,779 --> 00:15:22,510 - I can't breathe! - Wait! Wait! Are you guilty? Yes or no? 307 00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:25,279 - I think he's having a heart attack. - That was not a nod. No. 308 00:15:25,386 --> 00:15:28,378 - That was not a nod. - Call an ambulance! 309 00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:35,224 - Oh, how is he? - Stable. 310 00:15:35,329 --> 00:15:38,526 But they don't know if he's due for another one. 311 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:42,763 It's his own fault. What kind of diet is this? It's too much meat. 312 00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:45,964 I want all of you off this immediately. 313 00:15:46,073 --> 00:15:48,803 Except you. 314 00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:51,572 Tobias! I can't believe you came! 315 00:15:51,679 --> 00:15:54,705 Oh, come on, Lindsay. This is my family. 316 00:15:54,815 --> 00:15:58,546 And Lindsay realized that perhaps they did have something left... 317 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,211 a real connection. 318 00:16:00,321 --> 00:16:02,881 Also, Dale, one of the gentlemen from my reading... 319 00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:05,823 is a nurse here, so we were able to park right out front. 320 00:16:07,695 --> 00:16:09,595 Oh! Barry. Did you talk to a doctor? 321 00:16:09,697 --> 00:16:12,393 I did. I have poison oak. 322 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,230 Do you believe it? Where the hell did I get that? 323 00:16:17,338 --> 00:16:20,068 - She was talking about George. - No, he's the same. 324 00:16:20,174 --> 00:16:24,076 Look, I guess we should decide who's gonna speak for the family. I would... 325 00:16:24,178 --> 00:16:25,736 but I have Laker tickets. 326 00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:29,748 Buster knew this was his chance... 327 00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:31,784 to put Kitty's coup d'état in action. 328 00:16:31,886 --> 00:16:34,184 He wondered ifhe was up for it. 329 00:16:34,288 --> 00:16:36,756 Someone might have to sign the "do not resuscitate" form. 330 00:16:36,857 --> 00:16:40,918 - And he decided he wasn't. - I need to make a telephone call. Get out of something. 331 00:16:41,028 --> 00:16:43,121 I'm in charge now. 332 00:16:43,231 --> 00:16:45,426 I speak for this family. 333 00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:49,128 I mean, l-I could, if you wanted me to. 334 00:16:49,237 --> 00:16:52,934 I'd rather not, obviously. Don't know what I'd say. 335 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,600 Why do I have to be the one? I don't need this. 336 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,974 Why does this have to become my problem? No. I'm out. 337 00:16:58,079 --> 00:17:00,206 Forget it. Find somebody else. I'm sick of it. 338 00:17:00,314 --> 00:17:03,943 - I'm sick of doing everything for this family. - Where is Michael? 339 00:17:04,051 --> 00:17:06,281 - Typical. - Did somebody call him? 340 00:17:06,387 --> 00:17:08,378 In fact, they hadn't. 341 00:17:08,489 --> 00:17:11,117 And at that moment, he was determined to finally get... 342 00:17:11,225 --> 00:17:13,455 - as far away from his family as possible. - Hey, pal. 343 00:17:13,561 --> 00:17:15,791 - Pack your bags. - Where are we goin'? 344 00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:18,990 Anywhere. Joshua Tree, space camp, the Baseball Hall of Fame... 345 00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:22,627 Everything you and I have always wanted to do but haven't been able to because of this family. 346 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:25,467 - We're just gonna go? - Yeah. And I don't know if we're even gonna come back. 347 00:17:25,573 --> 00:17:28,133 - There's nothing keeping us here. - Well, Dad... 348 00:17:28,242 --> 00:17:31,678 - I like it here. - What the hell's going on with you lately? 349 00:17:31,779 --> 00:17:34,942 I wanted to watch Hindsight, and you weren't there. 350 00:17:35,049 --> 00:17:37,984 I want to pack up and desert the family, and you don't want to. 351 00:17:38,085 --> 00:17:41,020 - Is it this new girlfriend? - No, it... 352 00:17:41,122 --> 00:17:44,751 It's because of the family. I like the family. 353 00:17:44,859 --> 00:17:48,590 - I mean, if we leave, who's gonna take care of these people? - I don't know. 354 00:17:48,696 --> 00:17:52,996 The state or the police. Maybe the Magicians' Alliance will pick up some slack. 355 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:56,035 Hey. That's gonna be them, and they're gonna want something. 356 00:17:56,137 --> 00:17:58,264 We're not answering that. 357 00:18:05,313 --> 00:18:07,213 Hello? 358 00:18:08,449 --> 00:18:11,441 - Where's George Michael? - Exactly. Where is he? 359 00:18:11,552 --> 00:18:14,851 Ever since he's been dating this Annie McNo-face, he's been blowing me off. 360 00:18:14,955 --> 00:18:17,185 - Oh, hey. Where's Pop-Pop? - Room 212. 361 00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:18,859 And that's when Maeby decided... 362 00:18:18,859 --> 00:18:19,757 And that's when Maeby decided... 363 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:23,921 that perhaps she could use her uncle to make her cousin jealous. 364 00:18:26,934 --> 00:18:29,198 Hey, Dad. Wait up. 365 00:18:29,303 --> 00:18:31,965 That was a waste of time. 366 00:18:33,908 --> 00:18:36,604 How's he doin'? 367 00:18:36,711 --> 00:18:38,872 He's hanging in there. 368 00:18:38,979 --> 00:18:41,379 He keeps trying to get this I. V. out of his arm. I don't understand why. 369 00:18:41,482 --> 00:18:43,382 It's just glucose. 370 00:18:43,484 --> 00:18:45,884 We're all trying to stay away from sugar. 371 00:18:47,722 --> 00:18:51,419 - He's gonna be okay, right? - Absolutely. Absolutely. You all right? 372 00:18:51,525 --> 00:18:53,857 I'll handle this one, Michael. 373 00:18:53,961 --> 00:18:58,762 Don't you worry. It'll take a lot more than a heart attack to kill that old bear. 374 00:18:58,866 --> 00:19:00,766 Old bear! 375 00:19:00,868 --> 00:19:02,768 He likes the honey! 376 00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:07,405 He never got a chance to see my bee business take off. 377 00:19:07,508 --> 00:19:11,035 Hey, come on, now. Dad's gonna be around another 30 years, Gob. 378 00:19:11,145 --> 00:19:13,636 Your business, uh, might not. 379 00:19:15,182 --> 00:19:17,446 You're a good brother, Michael. 380 00:19:17,551 --> 00:19:21,510 Heart attack never stop old Big Bear. 381 00:19:21,622 --> 00:19:24,614 I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. 382 00:19:24,725 --> 00:19:28,593 - We never had a chance to! - Hey, hey. Come on, Gob. 383 00:19:28,696 --> 00:19:33,133 Everybody, I'm very sorry, okay? I feel awful. I should have been here. 384 00:19:33,234 --> 00:19:36,499 I was the one that was supposed to take that polygraph test, and then I just turned on him... 385 00:19:36,604 --> 00:19:38,595 and then this happened, but never again, okay? 386 00:19:38,706 --> 00:19:42,107 I will never, ever leave this family, no matter what. 387 00:19:43,577 --> 00:19:47,274 - You should've been here. - I feel like I covered that. 388 00:19:47,381 --> 00:19:50,316 - Well, you didn't say it. - I feel awful. I should have been here. 389 00:19:50,418 --> 00:19:53,046 Maybe you're right. Maybe I didn't say it. I should have been here. 390 00:19:55,289 --> 00:19:58,554 - Excuse me, Mr. Bluth. - Hmm? 391 00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:02,454 We lost him. 392 00:20:02,563 --> 00:20:06,021 He just, uh, got away from us. I'm sorry. 393 00:20:07,301 --> 00:20:09,496 Uh, can we go in there? 394 00:20:09,603 --> 00:20:12,071 If you want. Not a lot to see. 395 00:20:12,173 --> 00:20:15,165 Maybe not for you, but for us. 396 00:20:29,957 --> 00:20:34,587 And that's when the family realized that George Sr. wasn't dead... 397 00:20:34,695 --> 00:20:37,755 but was fleeing the country that he loved so very much. 398 00:20:44,605 --> 00:20:47,540 Pack your bags. 399 00:20:47,641 --> 00:20:50,405 On the next season of Arrested Development. 400 00:20:50,511 --> 00:20:53,139 The family grapples with the news they had just heard. 401 00:20:53,247 --> 00:20:55,715 Why would a doctor say he's "gone" when he means he's escaped? 402 00:20:55,816 --> 00:20:57,841 God, I've missed bread. Mmm. 403 00:20:57,952 --> 00:21:01,115 Wouldn't you say, "He left out the window'... 404 00:21:01,222 --> 00:21:03,190 or, "The room's empty." 405 00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:05,190 Maeby's life gets a little more complicated. 406 00:21:05,292 --> 00:21:08,728 It's so obvious. He gave himself the shot to make it look like a heart attack. 407 00:21:08,829 --> 00:21:11,161 - How could they not see that? - Maybe we should kiss again... 408 00:21:11,265 --> 00:21:14,701 and teach them a lesson about obvious. 409 00:21:14,802 --> 00:21:16,599 And Kitty helps George Sr. escape.