1 00:00:02,512 --> 00:00:05,504 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,615 --> 00:00:07,674 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,783 --> 00:00:10,115 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,625 --> 00:00:17,286 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:21,130 --> 00:00:23,098 This is Michael Bluth. 6 00:00:23,199 --> 00:00:27,397 Right now he's taking his son, George Michael, to start a new life in Arizona. 7 00:00:27,503 --> 00:00:30,267 Phoenix, Arizona, huh? This is it, boy. 8 00:00:30,373 --> 00:00:32,364 We are free. 9 00:00:32,475 --> 00:00:34,466 We're gonna follow our dreams, you know? 10 00:00:34,577 --> 00:00:37,478 And the best part of it? Not workin' for the family anymore. 11 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:40,879 Yeah, but don't- don't you always say "family first"? 12 00:00:40,983 --> 00:00:45,647 Yes, I do. But that is not a family, okay? 13 00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:49,691 They're a bunch of greedy, selfish people who have our nose. 14 00:00:49,792 --> 00:00:53,193 - And Aunt Lindsay. - She's not my real aunt? 15 00:00:53,296 --> 00:00:56,561 Not a real nose. Got a picture of her when she's 14 in a swimming cap. 16 00:00:56,666 --> 00:00:58,634 She looks like a falcon. 17 00:00:58,734 --> 00:01:02,830 Spent an entire year living in that stupid model home with those people... 18 00:01:02,939 --> 00:01:05,100 and all they did was lie to us. 19 00:01:05,207 --> 00:01:09,075 The most recent lie was Michael's father had had a heart attack while in prison. 20 00:01:09,178 --> 00:01:11,908 We lost him. 21 00:01:12,014 --> 00:01:15,745 What the doctor meant to say was that George Sr. Had escaped... 22 00:01:15,851 --> 00:01:19,446 a feat he'd accomplished by using the family's portable stairway vehicle. 23 00:01:21,691 --> 00:01:24,592 I'd love to see the look on their faces right now. 24 00:01:24,694 --> 00:01:27,925 - "Where'd he go?" - Or they- they think we're just headed home. 25 00:01:28,030 --> 00:01:30,498 Actually, you know, that's kind of what I thought... 26 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,795 until I heard about all that Phoenix stuff. 27 00:01:32,902 --> 00:01:36,599 Michael was concerned that the full impact of his departure... 28 00:01:36,706 --> 00:01:39,266 might have been lost on his family. 29 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:42,037 - Hello. Who is this? - Yes, this is Dr. Blumen. 30 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:44,578 I'm calling regarding Michael Bluth. 31 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:48,616 Michael! Phone! 32 00:01:48,718 --> 00:01:52,984 They think we're still there. We're goin' back. 33 00:01:53,089 --> 00:01:56,058 Hey, Mom. Any messages? 34 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:58,683 None. 35 00:01:58,794 --> 00:02:00,728 No, there was a message. 36 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:02,798 It was about my health, but it doesn't matter. 37 00:02:02,898 --> 00:02:04,798 My son and l- 38 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:07,460 Buster, what are you doing with Mother's rape horn? 39 00:02:07,570 --> 00:02:12,633 Yes, I have a rape horn, Michael, because you took away my mace. 40 00:02:12,742 --> 00:02:16,143 Yeah, like anyone would want to "R" her. 41 00:02:16,245 --> 00:02:18,145 This is what I'm talking about, Michael. 42 00:02:18,247 --> 00:02:22,240 Now that your father has deserted us, Buster's become impossible to control. 43 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:25,582 Suddenly he's too much of a big shot to brush Mother's hair. 44 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:27,315 Well, I'm not he- 45 00:02:30,159 --> 00:02:33,595 I'm not helping you with Buster anymore. 46 00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:36,392 I'm not helping anyone with anything. 47 00:02:36,499 --> 00:02:39,366 I came here to tell you that my son and l- 48 00:02:44,940 --> 00:02:48,068 George Michael, meanwhile, was approached by his cousin Maeby. 49 00:02:48,177 --> 00:02:50,270 So, you're really leavin', huh? 50 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:53,075 Have you told your girlfriend, Bland? I mean, Ann. 51 00:02:53,182 --> 00:02:56,583 - She's not my girlfriend, and she's not bland. - Really? 52 00:02:56,686 --> 00:02:59,280 Because, I mean, under her school picture it said "not pictured." 53 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:01,913 Okay, they printed a retraction in the spring supplement. 54 00:03:02,024 --> 00:03:05,255 And, yeah, she was really lookin' forward to seeing me in my Uncle Sam outfit... 55 00:03:05,361 --> 00:03:07,556 in that Get Out The Vote assembly tomorrow. 56 00:03:07,663 --> 00:03:09,688 Wasn't that supposed to be before the election? 57 00:03:09,799 --> 00:03:12,859 They had to postpone it when that foreign exchange student parked too close to the gym. 58 00:03:12,968 --> 00:03:15,061 I do it. I play Uncle Sam. 59 00:03:15,171 --> 00:03:18,470 Better than part I have now- guy who orders strike on Pearl Harbor. 60 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:22,066 I don't know why you're not taking this "I'm out ofhere'seriously... 61 00:03:22,178 --> 00:03:25,409 but I am out of here, seriously. 62 00:03:25,514 --> 00:03:29,041 - Let's face it, Michael. You've made this threat before. - Tell me. When? 63 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,484 That's it. I'm out of here. 64 00:03:37,626 --> 00:03:40,288 - Ta-da! - I'm out of here. 65 00:03:40,396 --> 00:03:43,524 We got the attacking animal down. 66 00:03:43,632 --> 00:03:46,226 I'm out of this family, seriously. 67 00:03:46,335 --> 00:03:49,304 This time we're gonna be so far away, you'll never be able to find us. 68 00:03:49,405 --> 00:03:51,669 - We're goin' to Phoenix. - Don't tell 'em where. 69 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:53,799 - L-I just thought- - It doesn't matter why. 70 00:03:53,909 --> 00:03:56,377 Michael, maybe the reason why you always come back... 71 00:03:56,479 --> 00:03:59,073 is because you need us more than we need you. 72 00:03:59,181 --> 00:04:01,308 Oh, that's rich. 73 00:04:01,417 --> 00:04:05,513 Huh. I need you. All right, I'll tell you what. 74 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:08,317 Mom, you're always asking me to help you look after Buster. 75 00:04:08,424 --> 00:04:11,018 You can find somebody else. I hope she doesn't kill you. 76 00:04:11,127 --> 00:04:13,425 I'll kill her first. 77 00:04:13,529 --> 00:04:17,192 And good luck trying to find someone else to run the business, by the way. 78 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:19,767 Gob, instead of always coming to me asking me for money... 79 00:04:19,869 --> 00:04:21,860 saying, "I've made a huge mistake"... 80 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:23,996 you can bail yourself out next time. 81 00:04:24,106 --> 00:04:28,270 I've never admitted to a mistake. What would I have made a mistake about? 82 00:04:28,377 --> 00:04:31,869 Lindsay, instead of sleeping in twin beds, you and your husband take the master bedroom. 83 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:34,950 It's not like you've never come to me with your marital problems... 84 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:38,042 saying, "Oh, help me, Michael. I think my husband might be a"- 85 00:04:38,154 --> 00:04:40,054 Ohh! 86 00:04:40,156 --> 00:04:44,490 - Well- It's- - Here we go. 87 00:04:44,593 --> 00:04:48,529 And so, once again, the guys were on their way to Phoenix, never to look back. 88 00:04:48,631 --> 00:04:50,531 It's just the lab calling. 89 00:04:50,633 --> 00:04:52,726 We'll give him the bad news in Phoenix. 90 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:55,303 - They know we're gone. - Great. 91 00:04:55,404 --> 00:04:58,999 You did say Phoenix again, but what do we care? 92 00:04:59,108 --> 00:05:01,008 Sorry. 93 00:05:01,110 --> 00:05:06,070 Now, do you want to steer, or are you too old to sit on your pop's lap and drive? 94 00:05:09,652 --> 00:05:11,643 I think I might be. 95 00:05:11,754 --> 00:05:13,654 Okay. 96 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,568 Car's registered to George Bluth, so we had to check. 97 00:05:27,670 --> 00:05:30,833 - But he's been caught, so you're free to go. - He's been caught? 98 00:05:30,940 --> 00:05:33,408 Michael knew ifhe went back to see his father... 99 00:05:33,509 --> 00:05:36,376 he would only end up saying something hurtful. 100 00:05:36,478 --> 00:05:38,776 We're goin' back. 101 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:41,543 In fact, the police only thought they'd arrested George Sr. 102 00:05:41,650 --> 00:05:45,347 Do you have any cookies with no preservatives? 103 00:05:45,454 --> 00:05:48,116 But had gotten his twin brother, Oscar, instead. 104 00:05:48,224 --> 00:05:50,852 - Oscar! A tall tea for Oscar! - Yeah! 105 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,360 Oh, good grief. It's Oscar. 106 00:05:53,462 --> 00:05:56,363 Oh, thank God you've come. 107 00:05:56,465 --> 00:05:59,901 Lucille had a relationship with Oscar years earlier... 108 00:06:00,002 --> 00:06:02,470 - which she was not eager to rekindle. - What is wrong with you? 109 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:04,539 - The boy is here. - Oh. 110 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:08,701 - They said my father was here. - Did they? 111 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:13,949 - Let's get out of here. - What-What about Oscar? 112 00:06:14,049 --> 00:06:16,415 Yes. They impounded my, uh- my humble trailer. 113 00:06:16,518 --> 00:06:18,418 - You'll stay with us. - No, he won't. 114 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,715 You're the one who says I need a father figure. 115 00:06:20,823 --> 00:06:24,156 Yes. A father figure. 116 00:06:26,195 --> 00:06:28,891 Fine. But you're not sleeping in my bed. 117 00:06:28,998 --> 00:06:31,466 - Okay. - Okay. Yeah. 118 00:06:33,168 --> 00:06:35,659 Soon, Michael arrived to claim his father... 119 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:38,672 and was met by the family attorney, Barry Zuckerkorn. 120 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:40,742 - Hmm. - No, I know, I know, I know. 121 00:06:40,843 --> 00:06:43,403 Everybody says leave it alone, leave it alone. 122 00:06:43,512 --> 00:06:46,242 Does this look contagious to you? Hey, kiddo. 123 00:06:46,348 --> 00:06:48,748 All right. It wasn't your father. 124 00:06:48,851 --> 00:06:51,752 It was your uncle. I ran into them as they were leaving. 125 00:06:51,854 --> 00:06:53,947 There he is! Got ya! 126 00:06:54,056 --> 00:06:57,184 - Oh, for God's sake. - Yeah! 127 00:06:57,293 --> 00:07:00,592 I only came back to tell him I was leaving, so I guess it's time to go, Son. 128 00:07:00,696 --> 00:07:03,494 - Where you going? - We can't tell you. 129 00:07:03,599 --> 00:07:06,261 No, no. We can tell Barry. We're going to Phoenix. 130 00:07:06,368 --> 00:07:08,563 Oh, I wish you hadn't have said that. 131 00:07:08,671 --> 00:07:11,640 As your lawyer, I have to inform you you cannot leave the state. 132 00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:13,935 With your father gone, they want to hold you. 133 00:07:14,043 --> 00:07:16,273 - M-Me? - They're going to indict you tomorrow. 134 00:07:16,378 --> 00:07:19,973 All you have to do is come up with the bail. Take it out of the business. 135 00:07:20,082 --> 00:07:23,108 But l- I can't. I quit. I don't want to follow in my father's footsteps. 136 00:07:23,218 --> 00:07:26,312 Then you might wind up on his cot. 137 00:07:26,422 --> 00:07:31,553 Oh, man, I wish you hadn't said Phoenix. Wow. 138 00:07:33,728 --> 00:07:34,062 Michael had just found out he couldn't leave the state... 139 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:36,292 Michael had just found out he couldn't leave the state... 140 00:07:36,397 --> 00:07:38,297 unless he came up with bail. 141 00:07:38,399 --> 00:07:41,664 Okay, listen. I'm gonna get the company checkbook and don't tell the family. 142 00:07:40,978 --> 00:07:44,106 We can't give them the satisfaction of telling them that I need money, okay? 143 00:07:44,215 --> 00:07:47,514 - Do you remember what we say about the family? - It's not Aunt Lindsay's nose. 144 00:07:47,618 --> 00:07:49,176 Yes, but no. 145 00:07:49,287 --> 00:07:51,687 Don't- Don't tell them that we were goin' to- 146 00:07:51,789 --> 00:07:54,781 - We say we don't need them. Hmm? - Oh. Yeah. Okay. 147 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:57,326 The new one. I didn't- 148 00:07:57,428 --> 00:08:00,090 It comes from knowing you're toned and fit. 149 00:08:00,198 --> 00:08:02,462 - What are you doing? - I'm exercising, Michael. 150 00:08:02,567 --> 00:08:05,832 I see you found an exercise tape made for people as lazy as you are. 151 00:08:05,937 --> 00:08:09,202 - I do have a love life. - Tighten, one, two, three. 152 00:08:09,307 --> 00:08:11,207 Okay, this is going off. 153 00:08:11,309 --> 00:08:15,370 One night in the master bedroom, and you got yourself a love life again? 154 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:17,675 Well, I'll be honest. At first, it was awkward. 155 00:08:17,782 --> 00:08:21,548 Together, two, three, four. 156 00:08:21,652 --> 00:08:24,280 - Release, two, three, four. - Oh, Lindsay. 157 00:08:24,388 --> 00:08:29,087 Uh, well, this is exciting. 158 00:08:29,193 --> 00:08:31,991 - Finally we can be a normal couple. - Nice to be back in a queen. 159 00:08:34,298 --> 00:08:36,266 - It's too much pressure. - I can't do this. 160 00:08:36,367 --> 00:08:40,326 So Lindsay and Tobias finally took a hard look at their relationship. 161 00:08:40,438 --> 00:08:44,932 You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples... 162 00:08:45,042 --> 00:08:48,034 to explore an open relationship... 163 00:08:48,145 --> 00:08:51,137 where-where the couple remains emotionally committed... 164 00:08:51,249 --> 00:08:55,049 but free to explore extramarital encounters. 165 00:08:55,152 --> 00:08:58,178 - Did it work for those people? - No. It never does. 166 00:08:58,289 --> 00:09:02,749 These people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but- 167 00:09:04,395 --> 00:09:07,330 but it might work for us. 168 00:09:07,431 --> 00:09:11,026 - We could give it a shot. - Great. We'll hammer out the details later. 169 00:09:11,135 --> 00:09:13,899 Right now we've got a daughter to tell. 170 00:09:14,005 --> 00:09:16,769 Maeby, we're having a family meeting! 171 00:09:16,874 --> 00:09:20,207 - On her way to the family meeting... - Family meeting! 172 00:09:20,311 --> 00:09:22,245 - Lindsay had an unexpected encounter. - Hello. 173 00:09:22,346 --> 00:09:24,075 Oh, hi. Gob told me to come by. 174 00:09:24,181 --> 00:09:25,876 Well, uh, I don't think he's here. 175 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:28,975 Well, tell him I like what I see. 176 00:09:30,721 --> 00:09:34,054 And we probably won't even act on it. We're not gonna get a divorce. 177 00:09:34,158 --> 00:09:36,718 If anything, it'll bring Mommy and Daddy closer together. 178 00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:38,795 I met someone. I've got a date. 179 00:09:38,896 --> 00:09:40,796 I'm dating someone. 180 00:09:41,899 --> 00:09:47,633 Well. Let the great experiment begin! 181 00:09:47,738 --> 00:09:51,401 - You're not using my master bedroom for that. - I believe you left. 182 00:09:51,509 --> 00:09:53,636 Or did you realize how much you need us after all? 183 00:09:53,744 --> 00:09:56,338 - Actually, I came back because I need something. - Hmm. 184 00:09:56,447 --> 00:10:00,406 Some things. Like the checkbook. Where's the corporate checkbook? 185 00:10:00,518 --> 00:10:02,748 Gob must've taken it to the office. 186 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:06,914 Mom put him in charge. That's right, Michael. He's got your oldjob. 187 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:10,482 Well, I better get over there before he brings the whole company down. 188 00:10:10,595 --> 00:10:13,621 It's only been three hours. How much damage could he really do? 189 00:10:13,731 --> 00:10:15,631 And release. 190 00:10:15,733 --> 00:10:20,602 In three hours, Gob had done $45,000 in damage. 191 00:10:20,705 --> 00:10:22,673 In there, please. 192 00:10:24,442 --> 00:10:27,104 Hey, where's my desk? 193 00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:30,271 Oh, I think it's the massage table in the break room now. 194 00:10:31,315 --> 00:10:33,146 - Take the window. - No, hold it. 195 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,514 Gob, Mom may think that she's given you my job... 196 00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:37,815 but the board still has to approve that decision. 197 00:10:37,922 --> 00:10:41,187 - Actually, they already have. - Why should we believe in you? 198 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:44,227 For the same reason you should believe that a hundred-dollar bill... 199 00:10:44,328 --> 00:10:47,491 is no more than a hundred pennies. 200 00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:52,293 They approved me unanimously. 201 00:10:52,403 --> 00:10:55,566 Why wouldn't they? You've only lost them $99 so far. 202 00:10:55,673 --> 00:10:57,732 I've already been pretty successful. 203 00:10:57,842 --> 00:11:00,970 Showing the model house again. Sent a Realtor over there yesterday. 204 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:04,673 It was this Realtor who'd run into Lindsay, thinking she was looking for a home. 205 00:11:04,782 --> 00:11:08,650 I have an open thing goin' on too. I'll give you the address, and you can come by. 206 00:11:08,753 --> 00:11:11,722 And I think you'll really like the neighbors. 207 00:11:11,822 --> 00:11:13,653 Okay. 208 00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:16,852 So what brings you here? I hope it's not for a handout. 209 00:11:16,961 --> 00:11:19,327 I run a pretty tight ship around here. 210 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:22,092 - With a pool table? - It's a gaming ship. 211 00:11:22,199 --> 00:11:26,067 I'm here because I thought you might need me. 212 00:11:27,238 --> 00:11:29,365 - I need you? - That's right. 213 00:11:29,473 --> 00:11:31,907 Oh, boy, that's good. 214 00:11:32,009 --> 00:11:35,877 Can't wait to call the guys in to hear this one. 215 00:11:35,980 --> 00:11:38,505 Listen- How do you intercom on this? 216 00:11:38,616 --> 00:11:40,607 - Star two. - Yeah. At the same time? 217 00:11:40,718 --> 00:11:42,686 Yeah, just- No, the star in the corner. The star. 218 00:11:42,787 --> 00:11:45,255 - So if I do it like that- - No, turn it around the other way. Star. 219 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,824 - Oh, that star. - Let's just hang it up. There we go. 220 00:11:47,925 --> 00:11:51,122 L-I thought that you might need me to help you with the books. 221 00:11:51,228 --> 00:11:54,095 You know, the corporate checkbook. Where is it? 222 00:11:54,198 --> 00:11:57,827 Actually, Mom's got it. She wasn't comfortable with me- 223 00:11:57,935 --> 00:12:00,403 Michael now had the distasteful choice... 224 00:12:00,504 --> 00:12:03,132 of either asking his mother for money or going tojail. 225 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:06,038 Maybe Buster killed her already. 226 00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:08,611 Tobias was also having a bad day. 227 00:12:08,713 --> 00:12:12,114 Lindsay had met someone, and he hadn't. 228 00:12:12,216 --> 00:12:16,482 And that's when he found what he thought was a support group for depressed men. 229 00:12:20,357 --> 00:12:22,951 Well, if it isn't the boy who cried "Phoenix." 230 00:12:23,060 --> 00:12:27,053 Ohh! No, I was just, uh- just worried about Buster. 231 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:31,066 I thought maybe I should give him a little guidance. 232 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:34,228 Write him a check. Be a role model. Where's the company checkbook? 233 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:36,806 I already have a new role model, Michael. 234 00:12:36,907 --> 00:12:40,775 - His Uncle Oscar is living here now. - Wow. 235 00:12:40,878 --> 00:12:43,676 You guys have accomplished a lot in the last three hours. 236 00:12:43,781 --> 00:12:46,682 - Where is he? - I sent him out for a new air horn. 237 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:54,423 Yeah! 238 00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:57,858 - We've got it all under control. - Great. 239 00:12:59,897 --> 00:13:03,458 I'm just worried that it's only gonna be a matter of time... 240 00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:07,094 before the media starts putting together all the pieces of this Iraq story. 241 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:09,866 Michael had recently found out that the model home... 242 00:13:09,974 --> 00:13:12,534 he and his son currently lived in... 243 00:13:12,643 --> 00:13:17,444 was very similar to some his father may have illegally been building in Iraq. 244 00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:22,178 They haven't yet. And frankly, it's a very difficult charge to prove. 245 00:13:27,892 --> 00:13:30,952 Man, that jury's gonna fall in love with you. 246 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:35,555 - What do you need, Michael? - I don't need anything. 247 00:13:35,666 --> 00:13:38,635 I'm great, 'cause everyone else is great. 248 00:13:38,736 --> 00:13:42,729 I can't tell you how nice it is to not be needed anymore. 249 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,400 I want you. 250 00:13:46,977 --> 00:13:51,038 Okay, the jury might actually like that. 251 00:13:51,148 --> 00:13:55,244 It was at that moment that Gob found something the jury might not like. 252 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,515 Hammer. Oops. 253 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,933 And Lindsay arrived at what she thought was a date. 254 00:14:11,035 --> 00:14:12,935 Hey! You found it. 255 00:14:13,037 --> 00:14:15,528 So, shall we start in the kitchen? 256 00:14:15,639 --> 00:14:18,335 - I thought the bedroom. - Sure. 257 00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:21,377 I'll meet you up there. I gotta make this place smell like cookies. 258 00:14:21,478 --> 00:14:25,881 And you should know, I am anticipating multiples on this. 259 00:14:25,983 --> 00:14:29,680 Well, I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't think that was a possibility. 260 00:14:34,158 --> 00:14:37,719 Lindsay was nervous and took a shower to relax. 261 00:14:37,828 --> 00:14:41,264 I can't do this. I'm not ready for this. 262 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,764 Come on, kids. We'll go downstairs and have some cookies. 263 00:14:45,870 --> 00:14:48,065 The kids were in for some bad news too. 264 00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:51,903 Tobias, meanwhile, discovered that what he thought was a support group... 265 00:14:52,009 --> 00:14:55,137 turned out to be a team ofbald men painted blue. 266 00:14:56,747 --> 00:14:59,341 Even Lucille was about to find herself in trouble. 267 00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,543 Oh, you've done this before. 268 00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:04,120 You know, you should let your hair grow long. 269 00:15:04,221 --> 00:15:07,418 Yeah? I've thought about it. I guess I'd look like you. 270 00:15:07,524 --> 00:15:10,550 More than you'll ever know. 271 00:15:13,397 --> 00:15:15,695 Are you living in one of Saddam's many palaces? 272 00:15:15,799 --> 00:15:18,267 They may have been built by the same developer. 273 00:15:18,369 --> 00:15:22,499 And a seal attack. Meet one surprised bather, coming up. 274 00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:29,244 Seven minutes had passed since Gob had discovered the document. 275 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:32,110 Gob, your mother on line one. 276 00:15:33,317 --> 00:15:36,081 I'm coming over. Don't talk to anyone. 277 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:39,678 It was at that moment that Lucille was stopped by a documentary filmmaker. 278 00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:44,056 Uh, your company's being accused of profiting off the building of houses in Iraq. 279 00:15:44,161 --> 00:15:46,595 That's crazy. We're all loyal Americans. 280 00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:50,224 Oh, yeah. Would you enlist your son or daughter in the army? 281 00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:55,438 Yes. 282 00:15:58,108 --> 00:16:01,278 Michael was out of options... 283 00:16:01,313 --> 00:16:05,681 and, knowing that his father had a penchant for hiding valuable things in walls... 284 00:16:05,782 --> 00:16:08,945 considered one last desperate gambit. 285 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:12,852 This is crazy. What am I doing? Using a hammer to try to- 286 00:16:17,794 --> 00:16:20,388 - Are you crazy? - Are you blue? 287 00:16:20,497 --> 00:16:23,898 Only in color, Michael. Only in color. 288 00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:26,868 It seems I might have stumbled upon an acting opportunity. 289 00:16:26,970 --> 00:16:29,200 As a member of the Blue Man Group? 290 00:16:29,306 --> 00:16:31,206 Oh, no, you're thinking of the support group. 291 00:16:31,308 --> 00:16:35,039 I made that same mistake myself. They're called the Blue Man Group. 292 00:16:35,145 --> 00:16:37,909 But it's funny. If I hadn't sought out a support group... 293 00:16:38,015 --> 00:16:42,748 I never would've gotten this gig as an understudy for a performance art group. 294 00:16:44,555 --> 00:16:47,490 You know, the universe works in mysterious ways, Michael. 295 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:52,051 You never know where help is going to come from until you look for it. 296 00:16:52,162 --> 00:16:55,222 Why does everybody think that I need help? 297 00:16:55,332 --> 00:16:58,301 Michael, look at you. 298 00:16:58,402 --> 00:17:02,771 I mean, you're holding a sledgehammer, your shirt is cov- Oh, I did that. 299 00:17:02,873 --> 00:17:06,274 Um, here, let me, uh-Well- 300 00:17:06,376 --> 00:17:09,436 And Michael realized that he, too, had been too proud. 301 00:17:09,546 --> 00:17:11,912 - I need money. - I can't help you. 302 00:17:12,015 --> 00:17:16,543 I know. It did bother me that they did so well without me. 303 00:17:16,653 --> 00:17:18,951 But l-I do have to ask them for help. 304 00:17:19,056 --> 00:17:21,320 And I have to ask for an audition. 305 00:17:21,425 --> 00:17:23,791 You haven't auditioned yet? 306 00:17:23,894 --> 00:17:26,226 Oh, no, no. I'm not in the group yet. 307 00:17:26,330 --> 00:17:29,424 No, I'm afraid I just "blue" myself. 308 00:17:30,901 --> 00:17:33,665 There's gotta be a better way to say that. 309 00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:37,639 Tobias rushed to the theater, hoping to be seen. 310 00:17:37,741 --> 00:17:40,005 Unfortunately, it was dusk, and he couldn't be seen. 311 00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:43,375 What the hell was that? 312 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:47,780 So, for the second time in two days, the family gathered at the hospital. 313 00:17:47,884 --> 00:17:50,444 Everything's gonna be okay. I'm sure he's gonna be fine. 314 00:17:50,554 --> 00:17:54,285 I'm so sorry that this happened. I spoke to him just before he left the house. 315 00:17:54,391 --> 00:17:58,122 - Oh, really? What was the last thing he said? - I just "blue" myself. 316 00:17:58,228 --> 00:18:01,994 He said some wonderful things... 317 00:18:02,099 --> 00:18:05,466 including the fact that sometimes people... 318 00:18:05,569 --> 00:18:08,299 are too proud to ask for help when they need it. 319 00:18:08,405 --> 00:18:12,535 - Oh, God! Fine. I need you! - I need you, okay, Michael? - No, l-I didn't mean for- 320 00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:15,407 He was a Realtor, Michael. Now my husband's in the hospital. 321 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:20,540 Mom volunteered me for the army just because the fat man dared her to. 322 00:18:20,651 --> 00:18:24,815 - We can't let them take Buster. - I lost my wig, my Uncle Sam wig. 323 00:18:24,921 --> 00:18:27,913 Michael, I am sitting on some very hot information here. 324 00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:31,085 I know too much. I've got the thingy. 325 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:34,220 Half in English, half in scribbly. 326 00:18:34,331 --> 00:18:37,562 Michael, please, we need you! 327 00:18:39,136 --> 00:18:41,798 Well, I hate to cancel my medical follow-up in Phoenix... 328 00:18:41,905 --> 00:18:44,897 but you give me the corporate checkbook, I'll see what I can do. 329 00:18:45,008 --> 00:18:47,238 Excuse me. Mrs. Fünke. 330 00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:50,404 - Oh, this guy again. - How is he, Doctor? 331 00:18:50,514 --> 00:18:52,880 It, uh, looks like he's dead. 332 00:18:52,983 --> 00:18:55,281 - Oh, my God! - Oh, little guy! 333 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:58,821 - The tears aren't coming! The tears just aren't coming! - Okay, okay. 334 00:18:58,922 --> 00:19:01,015 Uh, just to be clear- 335 00:19:01,124 --> 00:19:03,558 Looks like he's dead, or he is dead? 336 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,628 It just looks like he's dead. 337 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,562 He's got, like, blue paint on him or something, but he's going to be fine. 338 00:19:08,665 --> 00:19:11,133 - What is wrong with you? - What a- doctor! 339 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:15,398 - I'll let you celebrate privately. - Hey, we want this comped! 340 00:19:15,505 --> 00:19:17,973 Well, I'm gonna- I'm just gonna head out. 341 00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:22,034 You don't need some, uh, piece of- uncle hanging around. 342 00:19:22,145 --> 00:19:25,273 Hey, hey! That's not my dad. That's not the guy you want. If you want anybody, it's me. 343 00:19:25,382 --> 00:19:27,043 - What? - Michael? 344 00:19:27,150 --> 00:19:29,778 Yeah. I gotta turn myself in or make bail... 345 00:19:29,886 --> 00:19:31,854 uh, maybe by, like, 8:00. 346 00:19:31,955 --> 00:19:34,219 Hey, hey, hey. That's enough. 347 00:19:34,324 --> 00:19:37,452 Whoa, hey. You might want to have that looked at. 348 00:19:37,561 --> 00:19:40,724 Thanks, Mikey. 349 00:19:42,399 --> 00:19:44,629 They think I'm involved in this Iraq thing... 350 00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:47,203 and I can't prove that I'm not with Dad not around... 351 00:19:47,304 --> 00:19:50,000 so I need your help or I'm gonna go to jail. 352 00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:54,942 We've got the proof, Michael. Dad signed a contract with Saddam. 353 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,247 Hussein. 354 00:19:59,883 --> 00:20:01,578 Use it. 355 00:20:01,685 --> 00:20:05,416 If it makes your father look bad, then so be it. He's long gone now. 356 00:20:05,522 --> 00:20:09,253 - Hey, uh, where's the briefcase? - Oscar has it. 357 00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:11,793 Hey, I'm awfully sorry I'm late. 358 00:20:11,895 --> 00:20:15,456 I got here as fast as l- Oh, how is he? 359 00:20:15,565 --> 00:20:17,533 Did you just change your clothes? 360 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:20,262 Hey, look what I found on windowsill. 361 00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:22,770 Just hat. Someone take wig. 362 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:26,309 In fact, it was George Sr. Who took wig... 363 00:20:26,409 --> 00:20:29,173 - Hit it! - and was fleeing the country with the evidence... 364 00:20:29,279 --> 00:20:31,304 Michael so badly needed. 365 00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:35,384 You made a huge mistake. 366 00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:39,915 On the next Arrested Development. 367 00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:44,722 - Lindsay almost stumbles upon a dating opportunity. - You look really hot. 368 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:49,788 But instead, is admitted to the hospital with a fever of 104. 369 00:20:51,268 --> 00:20:53,896 Michael finally gets the corporate checkbook... 370 00:20:55,539 --> 00:20:58,804 only to find that the family has gotten to it first. 371 00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,968 And Barry lands in jail. 372 00:21:01,077 --> 00:21:03,136 You're glad Tobias is pressing charges? 373 00:21:03,246 --> 00:21:06,738 I am having the time of my life. 374 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,114 - Hey. - Hey, Dr. Hate. 375 00:21:09,219 --> 00:21:11,187 No touching!