1 00:00:01,149 --> 00:00:04,550 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,652 --> 00:00:06,677 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,787 --> 00:00:08,755 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,362 --> 00:00:15,920 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,652 --> 00:00:22,985 Michael Bluth was at home working on a plan to save the company. 6 00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:26,991 How's this for a business model? We make the company look like it's in the black... 7 00:00:27,093 --> 00:00:29,220 by starting construction on the phase two development. 8 00:00:29,328 --> 00:00:31,228 I know what you're thinking, we're not in the black. 9 00:00:31,330 --> 00:00:33,821 How're we gonna build 30 houses without any money? We don't. We build one- 10 00:00:33,933 --> 00:00:37,835 then we have a huge ribbon-cutting ceremony while raising funds for the others. 11 00:00:37,937 --> 00:00:41,236 Michael's father always unveiled his construction projects... 12 00:00:41,340 --> 00:00:44,537 with a highly publicized ribbon-cutting ceremony. 13 00:00:44,644 --> 00:00:46,874 He even did so for the prison he built... 14 00:00:46,979 --> 00:00:49,675 and, somewhat ironically, would later occupy. 15 00:00:49,782 --> 00:00:53,548 The only difference is this time I get to cut the ribbon. What do you think? 16 00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:55,746 There's a cream with real diamonds in it. 17 00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:59,689 I can actually smear diamonds on my face, and it's only $400 a tub. 18 00:00:59,792 --> 00:01:03,284 That's like, what, like a million diamonds for $400? 19 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,694 - Mm. - A million- diamonds. 20 00:01:05,798 --> 00:01:09,359 - Okay. - Is she on you about that diamond cream? 21 00:01:09,468 --> 00:01:12,096 My husband's jealous because since we decided to have an open marriage... 22 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:14,196 I've been doing a little better than he has. 23 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:16,434 It is not a competition, Lindsay. 24 00:01:16,542 --> 00:01:18,874 We are doing this to save our marriage. 25 00:01:18,978 --> 00:01:22,744 But I should be telling you that I have been meeting my fair share of groupies. 26 00:01:22,848 --> 00:01:25,408 Or should I say "Bluepies"? 27 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:27,713 Tobias had recently auditioned as an understudy... 28 00:01:27,820 --> 00:01:30,584 for the silent performance art trio, the Blue Man Group. 29 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:35,320 And this is "Kids" from Bye, Bye, Birdie. 30 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:39,063 He had yet to hear back from them. 31 00:01:39,165 --> 00:01:42,657 You guys really think you have the guts to go through with this "seeing other people" thing? 32 00:01:42,768 --> 00:01:46,670 In fact, neither Lindsay nor Tobias did have the guts to go through with it. 33 00:01:46,772 --> 00:01:48,672 - I already have. - I have too. 34 00:01:48,774 --> 00:01:50,901 Can I buy you a drink? 35 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:54,104 No. - Lindsay, because she'd lost her self-confidence. 36 00:01:54,213 --> 00:01:57,182 I'd like to buy you a drink. Where's she going? 37 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,810 And Tobias, because he was busy keeping an eye on Lindsay. 38 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,354 Who are you gonna bring to this ribbon-cutting dance? 39 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:07,586 It's not a dance, and you don't need a date. Although, George Michael... 40 00:02:07,693 --> 00:02:10,491 I'd love for you to come with me when I cut the ribbon at the new house. 41 00:02:10,596 --> 00:02:12,530 Oh, wow. Hey, can I bring Ann? 42 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,327 Who? 43 00:02:14,433 --> 00:02:17,800 Ann. You know, she's- she's the girl I'm kinda hanging out with. 44 00:02:17,903 --> 00:02:19,427 - I haven't met Ann. - Yes, you have. 45 00:02:19,538 --> 00:02:22,837 - Michael had met Ann. - You let her in. 46 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:26,944 See, that's her right over there. 47 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:28,946 - Oh, Ann. Yes, yes, yes, yes. - Yeah. 48 00:02:29,048 --> 00:02:33,280 I know Ann. Hey, you! She's got a little hard-boiled egg going there. 49 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:36,048 Oh, it's so cute. She sometimes takes a little pack of mayonnaise... 50 00:02:36,155 --> 00:02:38,521 and she'll squirt it in her mouth, and then she'll take an egg... 51 00:02:38,624 --> 00:02:40,785 and kind of- mmm. 52 00:02:40,893 --> 00:02:43,691 She calls it a mayonn-egg. 53 00:02:43,796 --> 00:02:45,889 - Are you okay? - I don't feel so good. 54 00:02:45,998 --> 00:02:48,626 You know, I kind of wanna buy her a diamond. 55 00:02:48,734 --> 00:02:51,464 - Her? - Ann. 56 00:02:51,570 --> 00:02:54,505 I know I can't afford it, but Aunt Lindsay was telling me about this diamond cream. 57 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:59,237 George Michael, um, I'm sure that Egg is a very nice person. I just don't want you spending- 58 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:02,678 - It's Ann. Her na- - all your money getting her all glittered up for Easter. 59 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:04,807 You know? More importantly, I want us to do this together. 60 00:03:04,917 --> 00:03:07,317 Kinda like a father-son sort of thing, you know? 61 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:10,821 And since Pop-Pop is no longer president, we get to do it. 62 00:03:10,923 --> 00:03:14,484 - I thought Gob was president. - Yeah, and I don't have any problem with that. 63 00:03:14,593 --> 00:03:17,460 In fact, since Michael's father escaped from prison... 64 00:03:17,563 --> 00:03:21,556 his brother Gob had been made president, albeit in name only. 65 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:25,125 Which is why Michael was surprised when he got to work the next day. 66 00:03:25,237 --> 00:03:28,229 - You're still in my office. - Gosh, Michael, I am kind of the president. 67 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:30,901 And I have no problem with that. But it is just a title, remember? 68 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:34,605 Just doing this to appease the stockholders, while they scrutinize me for Dad's crimes. 69 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:38,844 Hey, Dad may have illegally built some homes in Iraq, which is kinda not cool. 70 00:03:38,951 --> 00:03:40,942 I know, but that's why I've got a business model... 71 00:03:41,053 --> 00:03:43,681 that I think is going to restore the image of our company. 72 00:03:43,789 --> 00:03:45,689 We're going to build a second model home. 73 00:03:45,791 --> 00:03:47,850 That's great. Can I announce it to the board? 74 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,894 Gee, it is my business model. 75 00:03:49,995 --> 00:03:52,862 If you had a business model, then by all means, go in there and do your little dance. 76 00:03:52,965 --> 00:03:54,956 Tell you what we're gonna do. Rock, paper, scissors for it. 77 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:57,558 - No, no, I'm not interested in doing- - One, two, three. 78 00:03:57,670 --> 00:04:00,901 - Paper covers rock. - It is a rock though. It should beat everything. 79 00:04:01,006 --> 00:04:05,238 There's not a lot of logic to it. It's like on a boat with "Women and children first." 80 00:04:05,344 --> 00:04:09,041 Why should they-which, before I forget, I'm buying a company boat. 81 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:11,048 Sorry? 82 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:14,551 That morning, Gob had gone to a boat show, where he saw something he wanted. 83 00:04:14,653 --> 00:04:17,053 - Hello. - Hi. 84 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:19,090 - What a beauty. - Thank you. 85 00:04:19,191 --> 00:04:21,557 - I meant you. - Well. 86 00:04:21,660 --> 00:04:25,061 Gob flirted with her for a while, and finally asked for her number. 87 00:04:25,164 --> 00:04:29,225 - Let's get some digits. - I'm sorry. I don't give it out without a firm offer. 88 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:32,168 Oh, I'll make you a firm offer. 89 00:04:32,271 --> 00:04:34,296 Unfortunately, she wasn't flirting. 90 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:37,843 And here again, please. 91 00:04:37,943 --> 00:04:40,776 - The Seaward. - You're not getting a boat. 92 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,781 - One, two, three. - No, not gonna do it. 93 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:46,408 - Paper covers rock. - Fine. But rock sinks boat. 94 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:49,044 - Michael? - Mom, I'm right in the middle of something. 95 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:52,488 - Get rid of the Seaward. - I'll leave when I'm good and ready. 96 00:04:54,293 --> 00:04:57,922 It's about your Uncle Oscar. I want him to move in with you. 97 00:04:58,030 --> 00:05:00,089 You're not kicking him out already, are you? 98 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:03,464 Michael's uncle had recently moved into Lucille's apartment... 99 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:07,027 where they quickly rekindled a long-dormant romance. 100 00:05:07,139 --> 00:05:10,267 - It was a secret she hoped to keep- - Oscar, we'll be heard. 101 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:12,844 - and he didn't. - That's what makes it so hot. 102 00:05:12,945 --> 00:05:15,175 Mother? 103 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:16,805 Mother! 104 00:05:18,384 --> 00:05:21,285 - I heard zoo noises. - It's nothing. Go back to bed. 105 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:24,379 So, everybody's still up, huh? 106 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:31,788 It's not fair to Buster. He's a nervous wreck right now. 107 00:05:31,897 --> 00:05:34,491 He's going into the army, for God's sake. 108 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,966 You volunteered him. 109 00:05:37,069 --> 00:05:40,300 I knew you were going to throw that in my face. 110 00:05:40,406 --> 00:05:42,636 Don't worry about it, okay? They're never gonna take him anyway. 111 00:05:42,741 --> 00:05:46,108 At that moment, Buster was taking his physical at the recruitment center. 112 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:49,511 I don't have a hole in my heart. I've never opened my eyes underwater. 113 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:51,640 My- Reproductive organ... 114 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:53,980 is shaped like- a lobster tail... 115 00:05:54,086 --> 00:05:56,486 but without its shell, hmm? 116 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:58,784 Oh, I guess I have the panic attacks under control. 117 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:01,416 Oh, and I'm legally blind at night. 118 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:05,156 But Buster had miscalculated the army's current need for personnel. 119 00:06:05,264 --> 00:06:07,164 Okay, then, let's get you fitted for a uniform. 120 00:06:07,266 --> 00:06:09,826 What? What? 121 00:06:09,935 --> 00:06:12,529 Hey, why don't you volunteer Oscar? That would solve both of your problems. 122 00:06:12,638 --> 00:06:14,765 He'd never cut his hair. 123 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,865 That hair. 124 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:20,104 Listen, Oscar's your problem. I'm taking care of everything else in this family... 125 00:06:20,212 --> 00:06:23,739 including starting construction on a second model home. 126 00:06:23,849 --> 00:06:26,181 We're having a ribbon-cutting ceremony. 127 00:06:26,285 --> 00:06:29,686 We can't have a ribbon-cutting without your father, and he's God knows where. 128 00:06:29,788 --> 00:06:32,052 George Sr. Was in Mexico... 129 00:06:32,157 --> 00:06:34,182 with his escape accomplice and ex-secretary, Kitty. 130 00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:39,094 I keep eating so many eggs. It must be my unconscious desire to have a baby. 131 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:43,191 Oh, my God. Can you even imagine how cute the combination of the two of us would be? 132 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:48,164 I mean, we're all out of "prophylacticos" anyway. 133 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:52,210 Somebody used the last two on his feet to walk across the bathroom floor. 134 00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:55,178 But he was growing tired of their confined intimacy. 135 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:58,045 - I've made a huge mistake. - Hey, it's me. 136 00:06:58,150 --> 00:07:00,778 - Dad? - Yeah. Listen, I gotta make this quick. 137 00:07:00,886 --> 00:07:04,413 You're the only one who can save the family, but you gotta keep the company strong... 138 00:07:04,523 --> 00:07:06,548 because I'm gonna need some of that money later. 139 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:08,923 I will, Dad. It's funny, after all these years of... 140 00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:12,054 - you making fun of me for the magic shows and- - Gob! 141 00:07:12,164 --> 00:07:15,497 Oh, for God's- I called to talk to Michael, you horse's- 142 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:20,302 - Gob was hurt. - Bye, Pop. 143 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:23,170 Hey, whoa, whoa, was that Dad? 144 00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:25,675 Yeah, I had to, uh, jump off. 145 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:27,905 You just had Dad on the phone? Where was he? 146 00:07:28,013 --> 00:07:29,913 No way to tell, really. Portugal. 147 00:07:30,015 --> 00:07:32,506 - Down South America way. - Well, did he wanna talk to me? 148 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:35,917 No, he wanted to talk to the president. 149 00:07:36,021 --> 00:07:39,582 - I have no problem with that. - Michael was also hurt. 150 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:41,819 And George Sr. Was brutally hurt... 151 00:07:41,927 --> 00:07:44,418 when he was mistaken for his twin brother Oscar. 152 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:46,657 Marijuana? No, no. 153 00:07:46,765 --> 00:07:49,791 That's my brother. "Brothero. Brothero." 154 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:54,371 That night, Lindsay headed to the club... 155 00:07:54,473 --> 00:07:56,407 to try again to meet someone. 156 00:08:03,048 --> 00:08:06,814 Soon, having struck out again, she spotted a man who looked interesting. 157 00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:09,319 He had the lean look, effortless hair... 158 00:08:09,421 --> 00:08:11,480 and dressed-down manner of a movie star. 159 00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:14,821 - Buy me a drink? - I think the bar's closing. 160 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:17,054 I know a place. 161 00:08:19,798 --> 00:08:22,961 It was at that point that Lindsay had a startling revelation. 162 00:08:23,068 --> 00:08:25,935 Uh, uh, uh, you get out. Get out. Get out. Out, out, out! 163 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:29,474 - No homeless in here! - Homeless? You're homeless? 164 00:08:29,575 --> 00:08:33,067 You're gross. Oh, God. 165 00:08:38,917 --> 00:08:41,818 They're taking me in the army. They didn't think there was enough wrong with me. 166 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:44,582 Well, did they check everything? 167 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:48,649 Yes. They even touched my Charlie Browns. You lied to me. 168 00:08:48,761 --> 00:08:50,820 - You said I wasn't fit to serve. - Okay, hold on. 169 00:08:50,929 --> 00:08:52,829 Let's calm down, people. 170 00:08:52,931 --> 00:08:56,059 Um, I think I know a little bit about avoiding combat duty. 171 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:58,500 Now which pinkie do you use less? 172 00:08:58,604 --> 00:09:01,903 Are you nuts? Do you know what I went through to have this boy? 173 00:09:02,007 --> 00:09:05,534 Oh, I know where the boy came from. 174 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:10,171 Wait. Why were you in the pantry? 175 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:13,677 And Lucille realized it was time to end... 176 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:15,686 whatever it was she had with Oscar. 177 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:17,688 So, I believe it's a good plan. 178 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:21,282 The next day, Michael was ready to wow the board with his new business model. 179 00:09:21,393 --> 00:09:23,623 As I told my brother, the president... 180 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,754 if we start construction on a second model home... 181 00:09:25,864 --> 00:09:28,264 we can be cutting this ribbon within two months. 182 00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:33,698 I said, "That's why you're no longer president." 183 00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:38,402 Two weeks. Let's do it in two weeks. Hey! 184 00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:44,710 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can we stop the music? 185 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:47,251 I'm not as optimistic that we can get that done. 186 00:09:47,352 --> 00:09:50,515 Gob, I think we both agree that we would do things your way... 187 00:09:50,622 --> 00:09:52,886 if you had a business model. 188 00:09:52,991 --> 00:09:55,585 Do you have a business model, Gob? 189 00:09:55,694 --> 00:09:58,094 I am so happy that you asked me that, Michael... 190 00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:02,065 because I just happen to have a business model right here. 191 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:05,000 Solid as a rock 192 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:08,505 Meet Starla, the new Bluth Company business model... 193 00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,666 for our phase two campaign. 194 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:14,075 Solid as a rock. 195 00:10:14,179 --> 00:10:17,342 We'll see you at the ribbon-cutting in two weeks... 196 00:10:17,449 --> 00:10:20,009 if my brother doesn't screw it up first. 197 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:24,155 - Hey! 198 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:30,258 Gob had committed Michael to building a model home in two weeks. 199 00:10:29,515 --> 00:10:33,786 We can't build a house in two weeks. Also, I'm not sure how "Solid as a Rock"... 200 00:10:33,821 --> 00:10:36,812 helps people forget the fact that we built houses in Iraq. 201 00:10:36,923 --> 00:10:39,255 - I love that. - But you probably know best because you're president. 202 00:10:39,358 --> 00:10:41,258 We don't have to build a real house, Michael. 203 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:44,852 Like you said, it's all for appearances anyway. We throw up a couple of walls. 204 00:10:44,964 --> 00:10:46,932 - We build a fake one. - What are you talking about? 205 00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:49,593 Nothing on the inside. 206 00:10:49,702 --> 00:10:52,296 I'll never get a crew to build it. They'd lose their licenses. 207 00:10:52,405 --> 00:10:54,703 Then you build it yourself, damn it! 208 00:10:54,807 --> 00:10:58,504 Hey, there she is, my little business model. 209 00:11:01,414 --> 00:11:04,008 Sorry about that "build it yourself' crap. 210 00:11:04,116 --> 00:11:05,845 I might take her to the ribbon-cutting. 211 00:11:05,952 --> 00:11:08,216 - You end up finding a date yet? - No. 212 00:11:08,321 --> 00:11:11,449 As Michael grew frustrated by his relationship with Gob... 213 00:11:11,557 --> 00:11:14,219 Lucille tried to end hers with Oscar. 214 00:11:14,327 --> 00:11:16,818 - I want you out of the house. - Oh, I want you everywhere. 215 00:11:16,929 --> 00:11:21,195 Oscar, no. I can't have this in my life anymore. I'm a married woman. 216 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,461 Lucille, you wanna leave? I won't chase after you. 217 00:11:23,569 --> 00:11:26,231 But before you do, ask yourself, "Where's your husband?" 218 00:11:26,339 --> 00:11:30,366 Because I am here. I am real. I am flesh and blood. 219 00:11:30,476 --> 00:11:32,376 And hair. 220 00:11:32,478 --> 00:11:35,345 Oh, God, that hair. 221 00:11:35,448 --> 00:11:37,939 What will people say? 222 00:11:38,050 --> 00:11:41,281 They'll say, "Those people are in love." 223 00:11:43,622 --> 00:11:46,682 That night, the evening news report said something very different. 224 00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:51,161 Lucille Bluth, caught on tape breathing life into a homeless man. 225 00:11:51,263 --> 00:11:54,164 The surprising home video at 10:00. 226 00:11:54,266 --> 00:11:56,234 And Michael prepared to build a house. 227 00:11:56,335 --> 00:11:58,826 Two weeks? But what if my date's not available? 228 00:11:58,938 --> 00:12:01,930 I'm trying to get a last-minute crew together. Your inability to get a man interested... 229 00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:04,942 - is not at the top of my list. - Oh, I've got a man interested, Michael. 230 00:12:05,044 --> 00:12:07,205 - What's wrong with him? - There's nothing wrong with him. 231 00:12:08,381 --> 00:12:11,043 He is homeless. 232 00:12:11,150 --> 00:12:13,345 Well, I didn't know he was homeless at the time. 233 00:12:13,452 --> 00:12:16,182 - It was humiliating. - Is this about Gangy's homeless guy? 234 00:12:16,288 --> 00:12:18,950 - Gangy's homeless guy? - Yeah, it's all over the news. 235 00:12:19,058 --> 00:12:22,687 Gangy gave C.P.R. To a homeless guy on the beach. 236 00:12:22,795 --> 00:12:24,729 Lindsay felt respect for her mother... 237 00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:28,698 and decided that perhaps she could overcome her pride and help someone too. 238 00:12:28,801 --> 00:12:33,636 I've got someone for your crew, Michael. My boyfriend, the homeless guy. 239 00:12:33,739 --> 00:12:37,072 I wonder if he even has an apartment or- 240 00:12:37,176 --> 00:12:39,906 - Hello. - Did you see the news? 241 00:12:40,012 --> 00:12:42,742 Your Uncle Oscar forced himself on me at the beach today... 242 00:12:42,848 --> 00:12:45,214 - and I didn't have my horn. - Of course. 243 00:12:45,317 --> 00:12:48,047 It was Uncle Oscar. Mom, you're not having an affair with him, are you? 244 00:12:48,154 --> 00:12:50,714 You're building a house? I want you to give it to him. 245 00:12:50,823 --> 00:12:54,054 - It's not a real house. - Perfect. He's not a real man. 246 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,924 And George Sr. Made his case to the Mexican police. 247 00:12:57,029 --> 00:13:00,157 My God, I was beaten up here. I'm telling you. I'm George. I'm not Oscar. I'm George. 248 00:13:00,266 --> 00:13:04,498 - The Cornballer. - Ssí. The Cornballer. 249 00:13:04,603 --> 00:13:09,404 George Sr. Had marketed a device called the Cornballer in Mexico... 250 00:13:09,508 --> 00:13:12,773 after the severe burns it caused led to it being banned in the U.S. 251 00:13:12,878 --> 00:13:16,575 - Why, did you have one? - Ssí. 252 00:13:20,886 --> 00:13:23,446 Lindsay, meanwhile, was having trouble finding her homeless man. 253 00:13:23,556 --> 00:13:28,016 - He looked like a movie star. - The man looked like a movie star because he was a movie star. 254 00:13:28,127 --> 00:13:31,858 His name was Tom Jane, and he was making two movies for a major studio. 255 00:13:31,964 --> 00:13:35,058 One was a gritty personal project about a junkie's life... 256 00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:37,829 which he got to do in exchange for making... 257 00:13:37,937 --> 00:13:40,497 a rigidly, formulaic popcorn movie. 258 00:13:40,606 --> 00:13:43,097 - He was living on the streets, researching his role. - Hey, homeless guy. 259 00:13:43,209 --> 00:13:45,803 - Hey. - I'm not proud of the way... 260 00:13:45,911 --> 00:13:48,345 I was so grossed out when I found out you were gross before. 261 00:13:48,447 --> 00:13:50,347 You really thought I was gross, huh? 262 00:13:50,449 --> 00:13:54,545 Well, at first, I thought you were kind of hot, but I hadn't looked closely enough. 263 00:13:54,653 --> 00:13:57,520 Listen, I have a construction job for you. 264 00:13:57,623 --> 00:14:01,992 And if you clean yourself up, who knows? You might actually get a date out of this. 265 00:14:03,629 --> 00:14:07,292 - Okay. - See ya. 266 00:14:11,971 --> 00:14:16,067 Okay, we've all made some sacrifices to be here, but we all want the same thing. 267 00:14:16,175 --> 00:14:19,201 - I wanna live here. - I wanna buy Ann some diamond dust. 268 00:14:19,311 --> 00:14:22,678 I'm just hoping to get mildly injured, so I can get out of the army. 269 00:14:22,781 --> 00:14:25,147 Bottom line is we've got two weeks to build a house. 270 00:14:25,251 --> 00:14:27,412 It doesn't have to be good. It just has to look good. 271 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,715 I just want my kids back. 272 00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:33,749 And so, the guys went to work. 273 00:14:38,631 --> 00:14:42,089 Things didn't go smoothly at first. 274 00:14:43,369 --> 00:14:46,031 Buster looked for ways to hurt himself. 275 00:14:50,809 --> 00:14:55,371 But soon the project came together- when Gob stopped by. 276 00:14:56,949 --> 00:14:58,849 Now we're building a house. 277 00:14:58,951 --> 00:15:02,352 - Yeah, I'm pretty proud- - So, what do you think? Did I do this or what? 278 00:15:02,454 --> 00:15:04,354 Seems like your brother did it. 279 00:15:04,456 --> 00:15:06,720 My brother does what I tell him to do. I'm the president. 280 00:15:06,825 --> 00:15:09,225 Where's your "P"? 281 00:15:09,328 --> 00:15:11,956 What? Oh, no, not again. 282 00:15:12,064 --> 00:15:14,032 I got it. 283 00:15:14,133 --> 00:15:17,625 Hey, sorry for the "my brother does what I tell him to do" crap... 284 00:15:17,736 --> 00:15:19,966 but I want this to be perfect for when I cut the ribbon tomorrow. 285 00:15:20,072 --> 00:15:21,972 You're cutting the ribbon? 286 00:15:22,074 --> 00:15:24,406 I kinda thought that since I built it... 287 00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:26,705 - I might go ahead and give it a- - Yeah, okay. 288 00:15:26,812 --> 00:15:29,280 Can you imagine how that would look to the board? 289 00:15:29,381 --> 00:15:33,715 The construction worker cutting the ribbon. No, no, that's a job for the president. 290 00:15:33,819 --> 00:15:36,413 Michael had a problem with that. 291 00:15:36,522 --> 00:15:38,854 - Gob had taken away something Michael always wanted. - You got the "P." 292 00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:42,758 Now it was Michael's turn to take something from Gob- Starla. 293 00:15:42,861 --> 00:15:47,230 And later, Michael set about his plan. 294 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,233 Gob, do you have Starla's phone number? 295 00:15:49,335 --> 00:15:51,895 I got a few business things I'd like to go over with the business model. 296 00:15:52,004 --> 00:15:56,100 Guess who was just over her? Don't, I'll tell you- me. 297 00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:58,904 - Hmm? - L- the business model. 298 00:15:59,011 --> 00:16:00,638 Actually, they just made out. 299 00:16:00,746 --> 00:16:03,579 Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. 300 00:16:03,682 --> 00:16:06,583 Imagine that. I finally nailed somebody that you weren't after. 301 00:16:06,685 --> 00:16:10,451 That's it. I've worked too hard and too long for you to keep getting all the credit. 302 00:16:10,556 --> 00:16:12,820 I built that company, that house, and I'm gonna be cutting the ribbon... 303 00:16:12,925 --> 00:16:15,621 whether we're all pretending that you're president or not. 304 00:16:15,728 --> 00:16:17,753 Yeah, sure. I just wanted- 305 00:16:17,863 --> 00:16:22,095 - You just wanted what? - I just wanted you to be impressed with me. 306 00:16:22,201 --> 00:16:26,137 Dad never was. Never said a nice thing about me. 307 00:16:26,238 --> 00:16:28,934 He called you the other day. He didn't even wanna talk to me. 308 00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:33,171 Of course he did! He never wants to talk to me. He never has. 309 00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:40,350 - Cut the ribbon. - Really? 310 00:16:40,452 --> 00:16:42,147 - Yeah. How about that? - Michael. 311 00:16:42,254 --> 00:16:44,222 I have no problem with it. 312 00:16:44,323 --> 00:16:48,225 - All right? Take it easy. Come on. - Thank you. 313 00:16:50,129 --> 00:16:53,963 The next day, the Bluth family prepared to unveil phase two. 314 00:16:54,066 --> 00:16:55,772 Have you seen your Uncle Gob around? 315 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,673 No. And I can't find that diamond dust that Aunt Lindsay bought for me. 316 00:16:58,775 --> 00:17:02,040 Oh, well, your Aunt Lindsay has probably taken it. She's just a taker. 317 00:17:02,145 --> 00:17:04,943 This is your chance, huh? With the big ribbon-cutters after all these years? 318 00:17:05,048 --> 00:17:07,175 Well, actually, I figured, give Gob a chance, you know? 319 00:17:07,284 --> 00:17:09,775 The guy doesn't get a whole lot of attention in this family. 320 00:17:09,886 --> 00:17:15,381 Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the Bluth Company, Gob Bluth. 321 00:17:18,028 --> 00:17:20,553 My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done. 322 00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:24,725 But I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done"... 323 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,735 for an answer. 324 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:32,806 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you phase two of the Bluth Company. 325 00:17:32,909 --> 00:17:36,811 A house truly solid as a rock. 326 00:17:41,151 --> 00:17:43,312 But as it turns out... 327 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:47,584 Michael was right to not be optimistic it could be done. 328 00:17:50,127 --> 00:17:53,893 And Buster saw the chance to get injured enough... 329 00:17:53,997 --> 00:17:55,897 to keep him out of the army. 330 00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:02,165 But instead... 331 00:18:02,272 --> 00:18:04,672 - got a glimpse inside. - I can't look at that. 332 00:18:04,775 --> 00:18:06,675 Unfortunately, Tobias had to. 333 00:18:06,777 --> 00:18:10,338 I got the wrong homeless man. I am sorry. I was looking for Lindsay. 334 00:18:10,447 --> 00:18:14,508 You lied to me. You both lied to me. I'm goin'to war. 335 00:18:14,618 --> 00:18:17,917 - Buster, you can't! - Yes, I can. 336 00:18:18,021 --> 00:18:20,512 I don't agree with your dirty doings here... 337 00:18:20,624 --> 00:18:23,252 but I will defend with my life your right to do it. 338 00:18:24,995 --> 00:18:27,429 You planned this all along, didn't you, Michael? 339 00:18:27,531 --> 00:18:30,364 - No, I didn't. I had no crew. I had no time. - You set me up. 340 00:18:30,467 --> 00:18:33,231 Gob charged at Michael with the scissors... 341 00:18:33,336 --> 00:18:36,203 but Michael, as he always did, picked rock- 342 00:18:36,306 --> 00:18:38,604 - You wanted to make me look foolish! - Put down the scissors. 343 00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:41,439 - Put 'em down. - Foolish with scissors! 344 00:18:41,545 --> 00:18:43,775 Which beat scissors. 345 00:18:45,682 --> 00:18:48,776 Unfortunately, the whole incident was covered by the paper. 346 00:18:48,885 --> 00:18:50,785 Nobody looks good in this. 347 00:18:50,887 --> 00:18:54,345 - Especially that little dude. - That's Ann. 348 00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,449 - Who's- - It doesn't matter. Listen. 349 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:59,961 You know I didn't set you up, okay? I think the only reason you and I always fight... 350 00:19:00,063 --> 00:19:02,725 is that since we were little kids, Dad's always played us off each other. 351 00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:05,267 Dad always said that was your fault. 352 00:19:05,368 --> 00:19:07,563 Anyway, what we oughta do is make a decision right now... 353 00:19:07,671 --> 00:19:09,798 not to let Dad get in the middle of our relationship anymore. 354 00:19:09,906 --> 00:19:12,306 - He's not even in town, and we're fighting. - We're grown men. 355 00:19:12,409 --> 00:19:15,810 - Yeah, let's just move on. - Look at me. I'm the president of a company now. 356 00:19:15,912 --> 00:19:18,938 Oh, that's Dad's line. I bet he saw the paper. 357 00:19:19,049 --> 00:19:21,984 Listen, if you want my respect, you won't answer that, okay? 358 00:19:22,085 --> 00:19:23,985 It's just gonna cause more problems. 359 00:19:26,356 --> 00:19:30,486 Hello? They hung up. 360 00:19:30,594 --> 00:19:32,858 They hung up on me. Hiya, guys. 361 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,158 I couldn't get the money. I don't know what happened. 362 00:19:35,265 --> 00:19:37,165 - I'm impressed you hung up. - Did I hang up? 363 00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:39,497 - I meant to hit speaker. - Oh. 364 00:19:39,603 --> 00:19:41,935 - You gotta hit the line first. - I'm hitting both at the same time. 365 00:19:42,038 --> 00:19:44,097 - These are the lines. There's a line here. - But she said- 366 00:19:44,207 --> 00:19:46,107 - It's line and then- - Hey. 367 00:19:46,209 --> 00:19:49,178 I don't wanna wait until Dad's dead for us to get along. 368 00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:51,645 But it was too late... 369 00:19:51,748 --> 00:19:54,615 as George Sr. Would be declared dead... 370 00:19:54,718 --> 00:19:56,948 within the hour. 371 00:19:57,053 --> 00:19:59,886 - From now on, we support each other. - We start with a clean slate. 372 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:03,153 - Yeah. - We almost did it though, didn't we? 373 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:05,626 We almost pulled it off. 374 00:20:05,729 --> 00:20:08,357 - No, it wasn't even close. - Yeah, a lot of people got hurt. 375 00:20:08,465 --> 00:20:10,956 - This was very, very bad. - Not great. Not great. 376 00:20:11,067 --> 00:20:14,002 On the next Arrested Development. 377 00:20:14,104 --> 00:20:17,505 Lindsay finds out the true identity ofher homeless man. 378 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:21,703 Look. You're a really nice chick, but I'm not homeless. 379 00:20:21,812 --> 00:20:23,905 I'm Tom Jane. 380 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,039 And even though Lindsay doesn't know who that is... 381 00:20:26,149 --> 00:20:28,413 hearing that he isn't homeless is good enough for her. 382 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:32,852 - Buy me a drink? - You're really sweet, but, no. 383 00:20:32,956 --> 00:20:34,856 I'm Tom Jane. 384 00:20:34,958 --> 00:20:37,392 And Lindsay, crushed and alone... 385 00:20:37,494 --> 00:20:40,463 for the first time misses her husband. 386 00:20:40,564 --> 00:20:45,501 Tobias. 387 00:20:45,602 --> 00:20:49,231 Lindsay, I'm- 388 00:20:49,339 --> 00:20:51,068 Is that George Michael's diamond cream? 389 00:20:51,174 --> 00:20:54,666 Oh, yes, well, I ran out of blue, and I couldn't find anything else. 390 00:20:54,778 --> 00:20:58,236 I think my nipples are bleeding though. I don't know if you're supposed to use quite this much. 391 00:21:00,350 --> 00:21:03,080 - That guy's a jerk. - No, I am. 392 00:21:03,186 --> 00:21:06,678 No, no, I am. 393 00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:09,054 Because I think I need to go to the hospital right away... 394 00:21:09,159 --> 00:21:13,562 and see if I can't get some of this diamond dust vacuumed from out of my lungs. 395 00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:15,290 This way.