1 00:00:03,192 --> 00:00:06,593 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:06,695 --> 00:00:08,686 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:08,797 --> 00:00:10,788 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:16,305 --> 00:00:18,034 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:23,943 Michael was adjusting to his new position as vice president... 6 00:00:24,046 --> 00:00:26,606 which meant doing the work of the president, his brother Gob. 7 00:00:26,715 --> 00:00:28,580 - Michael. - Hey. 8 00:00:28,684 --> 00:00:31,812 So, did you see the new Poof? 9 00:00:33,188 --> 00:00:35,884 His name's Gary, and we don't need any more lawsuits. 10 00:00:35,991 --> 00:00:39,154 No, I was talking about the magazine- Wait. Gary's gay? 11 00:00:39,261 --> 00:00:42,059 - Yeah. - Uh-oh. He's gonna think I was coming on to him. 12 00:00:42,164 --> 00:00:44,223 You've got a nice mouth. 13 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:46,324 I'd kill for that ass. 14 00:00:46,435 --> 00:00:48,335 Okay, the chair's not doing it now... 15 00:00:48,437 --> 00:00:51,270 but lately it's been giving out as soon as I lean back. 16 00:00:51,373 --> 00:00:55,070 Anyway, I was talking about Poof magazine, the magazine for magicians. 17 00:00:55,177 --> 00:00:58,806 This guy Tony Wonder bakes himself into a loaf of bread and pops out of a giant sandwich... 18 00:00:58,914 --> 00:01:00,939 to feed the troops. 19 00:01:02,551 --> 00:01:03,984 I had that idea 10 months ago. 20 00:01:04,086 --> 00:01:05,951 - You had that idea? - Well, basically. 21 00:01:06,054 --> 00:01:10,354 I was gonna boil myself alive into a chowder and then be ladled into a giant cauldron... 22 00:01:10,459 --> 00:01:13,428 - to entertain and feed the firemen. - That's pretty close. 23 00:01:13,528 --> 00:01:15,621 I should be in this Poof! 24 00:01:18,066 --> 00:01:21,365 - Michael Bluth. - He found him. Ice found your father. 25 00:01:21,470 --> 00:01:23,301 Michael recently had hired a bounty hunter... 26 00:01:23,405 --> 00:01:25,270 to track down his fugitive father. 27 00:01:25,374 --> 00:01:27,842 - Wh-Where? - He's coming over here at 5:00 to tell us. 28 00:01:27,943 --> 00:01:29,843 But he wants to get paid first. 29 00:01:29,945 --> 00:01:32,277 Dad goes back to jail, I can be cleared, I can be president again. 30 00:01:32,381 --> 00:01:36,442 And I'm halfway to getting out of this office and into a steaming bowl of soup. 31 00:01:36,551 --> 00:01:37,882 - Everybody wins. - Yeah. 32 00:01:37,986 --> 00:01:41,854 Oscar, close it. You look like the window of a butcher shop. 33 00:01:41,957 --> 00:01:45,393 - Thank God I can finally get rid of him. - I'll see you at 5:00, Mom. 34 00:01:45,494 --> 00:01:49,487 Michael then headed down to the frozen banana stand... 35 00:01:49,598 --> 00:01:52,192 where his son was supposed to be working. 36 00:01:52,301 --> 00:01:55,293 It just seems like every time we wanna be together, your father comes along- 37 00:01:55,404 --> 00:01:58,168 Hey, guys. What's going on? Why's the banana stand closed? 38 00:01:58,273 --> 00:02:01,401 Oh, Ann came to see me, so I thought I'd take a little break. 39 00:02:01,510 --> 00:02:03,842 - Can we talk about this later? - Sure. No problem. 40 00:02:03,945 --> 00:02:06,539 Just, let's keep the phone on. Okay, pal? Great. 41 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:08,548 - Hey, you. 42 00:02:10,218 --> 00:02:13,710 See? That's a perfect example of how your father's always interrup- 43 00:02:17,793 --> 00:02:20,694 - I'm sorry. 44 00:02:20,796 --> 00:02:23,321 - Hello. - Hey, buddy. They found your grandfather. 45 00:02:23,432 --> 00:02:25,525 - That's what I wanted to tell you. - That's great. 46 00:02:25,634 --> 00:02:28,660 - I didn't wanna say that when you were talking to Egg. - I'm still talking with Ann. 47 00:02:28,770 --> 00:02:32,433 Oh, she's still goin'? Listen, I'll talk to you later. I'm very excited. 48 00:02:32,541 --> 00:02:34,509 - That's good. 49 00:02:36,445 --> 00:02:39,380 I think we should break up. 50 00:02:41,516 --> 00:02:43,416 The bounty hunter, meanwhile... 51 00:02:43,518 --> 00:02:45,418 was eager to impress the family attorney. 52 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,385 I cannot believe that you made these. 53 00:02:47,489 --> 00:02:51,357 Indeed, Ice had always bounty-hunted to support his first love- 54 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:53,758 party-planning. 55 00:02:53,862 --> 00:02:56,296 And Lindsay was still hoping to score a date with him. 56 00:02:56,398 --> 00:03:00,528 I don't suppose you'd be interested in catering an affair with me. 57 00:03:00,635 --> 00:03:04,298 Well, when you get a full guest list, let me know. 58 00:03:04,406 --> 00:03:06,806 Why can't I do this anymore? 59 00:03:06,908 --> 00:03:08,808 That's got to bother you, huh, Dad? 60 00:03:08,910 --> 00:03:12,812 - I mean, she's flirting right in front of you. - Hmm? Oh! No. 61 00:03:12,914 --> 00:03:18,181 I am surprised, though, that she's going after somebody so similar to my own type. 62 00:03:18,286 --> 00:03:22,222 But I suppose we all do expose our inner desires, don't we? 63 00:03:22,324 --> 00:03:24,224 I think you just did. 64 00:03:24,326 --> 00:03:26,226 No, I didn't. 65 00:03:27,462 --> 00:03:29,657 Is there any way I can divorce them? 66 00:03:29,765 --> 00:03:31,665 Oh, sure. It's called emancipation. 67 00:03:31,767 --> 00:03:34,497 But you've got to prove that you're living in an unstable environment. 68 00:03:34,603 --> 00:03:38,300 Both my parents are trying to have affairs. Of course, they haven't succeeded yet. 69 00:03:38,407 --> 00:03:41,968 If they do, I could have you out of this house, on the street, in a month. 70 00:03:42,077 --> 00:03:43,601 - Sweet! - Mm-hmm. 71 00:03:43,712 --> 00:03:46,681 Soon, Michael arrived, and Ice began his presentation. 72 00:03:46,782 --> 00:03:50,240 When word got out that he was building houses for Saddam Hussein... 73 00:03:50,352 --> 00:03:54,015 he escaped to Mexico where, as you know, he was arrested and interred in a local prison. 74 00:03:54,122 --> 00:03:55,749 Until he was killed by this guard. 75 00:03:55,857 --> 00:03:58,951 Body was held for six days within the prison walls when- 76 00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:02,587 - I'm sorry- he killed a guard? - No, the guard killed him. 77 00:04:02,697 --> 00:04:04,824 He's dead. Buried in Mexico. 78 00:04:04,933 --> 00:04:09,370 - Uh, h-hold on. How do we know this is true? 79 00:04:09,471 --> 00:04:12,929 Because I have here his dental records, his death certificate... 80 00:04:13,041 --> 00:04:16,704 and a political cartoon from a leading Mexican publication. 81 00:04:17,813 --> 00:04:20,008 Okay, again, I'm a caterer... 82 00:04:20,115 --> 00:04:25,280 so if you do have any family events- weddings, wakes- 83 00:04:25,387 --> 00:04:27,617 I'll leave my card. 84 00:04:27,722 --> 00:04:30,122 Is it true? 85 00:04:30,225 --> 00:04:32,193 Is he really gone? 86 00:04:33,428 --> 00:04:35,328 - Ow. - Just checking. 87 00:04:35,430 --> 00:04:38,661 These are his teeth. He had such perfect teeth. 88 00:04:38,767 --> 00:04:41,497 - It was that Glisten. - He swore by that Glisten. 89 00:04:41,603 --> 00:04:45,471 I can still hear him now: "Who left the cap off my- Glisten?" 90 00:04:45,574 --> 00:04:47,474 It's all hitting me now. 91 00:04:47,576 --> 00:04:49,635 This is really happening. 92 00:04:51,079 --> 00:04:53,639 All this awful funeral stuff! 93 00:04:53,748 --> 00:04:55,648 The will. We have to get the will. 94 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:59,982 I don't know if enough time has passed. I don't know what I'm saying. 95 00:05:00,088 --> 00:05:02,454 Is it in your car, Barry? I'm gonna throw up! 96 00:05:02,557 --> 00:05:04,388 Check the car, Barry. I don't know what I'm saying! 97 00:05:04,493 --> 00:05:06,393 The will is not here. 98 00:05:06,495 --> 00:05:09,896 The will is at my office, next to the hot plate with the frayed wires. 99 00:05:09,998 --> 00:05:11,898 I didn't, uh- It wasn't- 100 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,901 In fact, Barry had lost George Sr. 's will. 101 00:05:15,003 --> 00:05:18,700 How did I get here? Oh, my God, Lucille. He is gone! 102 00:05:18,807 --> 00:05:20,604 We have to have a wake. 103 00:05:20,709 --> 00:05:23,678 Maeby was upset, but saw a chance to fix up her mother. 104 00:05:23,778 --> 00:05:27,839 Maybe we could get Ice to cater it or something- I don't know what I'm saying! 105 00:05:27,949 --> 00:05:31,316 - We don't even have a body. - I will be my father's body. 106 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,020 I'll be the one buried. 107 00:05:34,122 --> 00:05:36,454 Because he loved magic so very much. 108 00:05:36,558 --> 00:05:39,789 - I don't think Gob knows what he's saying. - I know exactly what I'm saying. 109 00:05:39,895 --> 00:05:42,295 I will be buried in my father's place... 110 00:05:42,397 --> 00:05:45,889 and then, one week later, I will emerge from the grave... 111 00:05:46,001 --> 00:05:48,367 in one of the greatest illusions ever! 112 00:05:48,470 --> 00:05:52,406 - This about getting into Poof? - I mean, how does that not get me a cover? 113 00:05:52,507 --> 00:05:54,475 - Buster! 114 00:05:54,576 --> 00:05:58,068 - We can't tell him about this! - I think the boy's been lied to enough. 115 00:05:58,179 --> 00:06:00,545 You weren't here for the parakeet, Oscar. 116 00:06:00,649 --> 00:06:03,413 As a child, Buster had a beloved parakeet... 117 00:06:03,518 --> 00:06:06,954 who, after landing on their housekeeper Rose's wig, flew away... 118 00:06:07,055 --> 00:06:10,821 - when she took out the trash and into a transformer. 119 00:06:10,926 --> 00:06:14,453 When Buster found out, he destroyed the family's kitchen... 120 00:06:14,563 --> 00:06:18,090 believing this to be where Rosa lived. 121 00:06:20,068 --> 00:06:22,901 - Whoa. - What are you doing home? 122 00:06:23,004 --> 00:06:25,734 The army had half a day. 123 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:28,035 - Are you guys planning a party? - Yes. 124 00:06:28,143 --> 00:06:33,581 It's your father's birthday, which, coincidentally, is... my birthday. 125 00:06:33,682 --> 00:06:36,412 Because you're twins. 126 00:06:36,518 --> 00:06:38,645 Well, I've got some shopping to do. 127 00:06:38,753 --> 00:06:41,654 George Michael, meanwhile, had just been broken up with... 128 00:06:41,756 --> 00:06:43,656 by his first girlfriend... 129 00:06:43,758 --> 00:06:45,885 and was on his way home. 130 00:06:50,198 --> 00:06:53,167 - And he went to his father for comfort. - Dad? 131 00:06:56,071 --> 00:06:58,039 I've got some bad news. 132 00:06:59,207 --> 00:07:01,505 What? What? Is Ann telling everyone? 133 00:07:01,610 --> 00:07:03,976 It's your grandfather. 134 00:07:04,079 --> 00:07:06,775 - Apparently, he's dead. - Are you okay? 135 00:07:06,881 --> 00:07:08,940 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. 136 00:07:09,050 --> 00:07:11,610 Uh, I'm sorry. What were you saying about Ann? 137 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:14,621 George Michael didn't want to burden his father with his break-up. 138 00:07:14,723 --> 00:07:18,557 Nothing. I just- I broke up with her. It's no big deal. 139 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:20,218 - Really? - Yeah. 140 00:07:20,328 --> 00:07:23,297 - Are you okay? - Me? I'm great. 141 00:07:23,398 --> 00:07:25,298 - Yeah? - I'm great. 142 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,800 Good. Yeah. She wasn't for us. 143 00:07:27,902 --> 00:07:29,563 No, she's- she's a great girl. 144 00:07:29,671 --> 00:07:32,663 - For those other guys. - You think there are other guys? 145 00:07:32,774 --> 00:07:35,334 I don't know what I'm saying. Come here. 146 00:07:37,412 --> 00:07:39,312 Hey, Brother. 147 00:07:39,414 --> 00:07:41,314 - You wanted to see me? - Buster, yeah. 148 00:07:41,416 --> 00:07:44,044 I need you to help me with this illusion I'm working on. 149 00:07:44,152 --> 00:07:46,245 Oh, for Dad's birthday. 150 00:07:46,354 --> 00:07:48,845 Yeah. For Dad's birthday. 151 00:07:48,957 --> 00:07:52,085 So, look, I'm gonna get in this coffin. 152 00:07:52,193 --> 00:07:56,254 What I'm gonna need you to do is to spin it around... 153 00:07:56,364 --> 00:08:00,232 to show everybody that there's no trap door. 154 00:08:00,335 --> 00:08:03,327 Then I'm gonna escape out the trap door. 155 00:08:03,438 --> 00:08:06,339 - Ooh! - You close the trap door... 156 00:08:06,441 --> 00:08:09,672 bring in the pallbearers and bury an empty box. 157 00:08:09,778 --> 00:08:12,338 So it's a hoax. 158 00:08:12,447 --> 00:08:15,348 But why are you doing a coffin trick on Dad's birthday? 159 00:08:15,450 --> 00:08:17,179 Black humor. 160 00:08:17,285 --> 00:08:21,915 Say, "Hey, Dad, look at you. You're... a year older... 161 00:08:23,491 --> 00:08:25,959 and a year closer to death." 162 00:08:26,061 --> 00:08:29,360 Oh, yeah, I guess that's kinda funny. 163 00:08:29,464 --> 00:08:32,558 Okay, but you have to do a favor for me. 164 00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:35,602 I'm not really in the army, and I told Mom I was... 165 00:08:35,704 --> 00:08:38,605 but I can't go to a family event without an army uniform. 166 00:08:38,707 --> 00:08:41,642 - Oh, yeah. I used to be a stripper. - Strippers don't wear clothes. 167 00:08:41,743 --> 00:08:43,233 Not at the end of the show. 168 00:08:43,344 --> 00:08:46,370 You can wear stripper clothes when you're not stripping? 169 00:08:47,749 --> 00:08:49,717 You tell me. 170 00:08:49,818 --> 00:08:53,481 George Michael went for a walk in the adjoining lot... 171 00:08:53,588 --> 00:08:56,056 to grieve both losses in private... 172 00:08:56,157 --> 00:08:59,593 and he made an interesting discovery. 173 00:09:01,496 --> 00:09:04,659 - Pop-Pop? - Hide me. 174 00:09:04,766 --> 00:09:07,963 Don't turn in Pop-Pop. Help Pop-Pop. 175 00:09:11,608 --> 00:09:16,068 George Michael snuck his grandfather into the attic and helped him clean up. 176 00:09:16,179 --> 00:09:19,808 - Wow, they're perfect. - Years of brushing with Glisten. 177 00:09:19,916 --> 00:09:22,646 Listen, you can't tell anybody I'm up here. 178 00:09:22,753 --> 00:09:24,653 - You have to protect me. - Yeah, I know. 179 00:09:24,755 --> 00:09:26,848 - I just- I can't not tell my father. - I'm your grandfather. 180 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:29,118 - I went through hell to get here. - He had. 181 00:09:29,226 --> 00:09:33,094 After being arrested, he found a loophole in the Mexican judicial system. 182 00:09:33,196 --> 00:09:35,164 I have, uh- I have money. 183 00:09:36,199 --> 00:09:38,599 The Mexican authorities... 184 00:09:38,702 --> 00:09:40,602 even attempted to fake his funeral... 185 00:09:40,704 --> 00:09:43,867 - although it was a less-than-perfect deception. - [Chattering, Shouting] 186 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:47,808 Anyway, I was halfway down to Panama, and I saw something in the local paper. 187 00:09:47,911 --> 00:09:49,811 What he saw was a story... 188 00:09:49,913 --> 00:09:52,814 about his wife giving mouth-to-mouth to a homeless man. 189 00:09:52,916 --> 00:09:56,147 Bue he knew the truth: She was kissing his brother. 190 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:04,859 Well, I understand what that feels like. I was dumped today. 191 00:10:04,961 --> 00:10:09,523 I can't tell Dad how upset I am about it because he'll think I should just be upset about you. 192 00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:11,863 - He wouldn't be wrong. - What? 193 00:10:11,968 --> 00:10:14,869 Seems like we're going through the same thing. 194 00:10:14,971 --> 00:10:18,737 - Why don't we keep each other's secrets? - Yeah, okay. 195 00:10:20,177 --> 00:10:23,874 Listen, if you pass a mini-mart, Pop-Pop gets a treat? 196 00:10:25,615 --> 00:10:27,810 The next morning... 197 00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:30,045 - Michael ran into his son doing something suspicious. - Morning! 198 00:10:30,153 --> 00:10:32,178 - Hi. - Where are you goin' with that food? 199 00:10:32,289 --> 00:10:36,316 I was just gonna eat some of my grandfather's favorite foods in my room. 200 00:10:36,426 --> 00:10:38,860 It's the form that my grief is taking. 201 00:10:38,962 --> 00:10:40,896 Okay. 202 00:10:44,467 --> 00:10:47,368 I think George Michael's hiding Ann in the attic. 203 00:10:47,470 --> 00:10:49,370 From who, the Nazis? 204 00:10:49,472 --> 00:10:52,168 No, his girlfriend, from me. 205 00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:54,709 I just caught him sneaking up to her in the attic... 206 00:10:54,811 --> 00:10:57,905 and he clearly did so because he thinks I don't approve. 207 00:10:58,014 --> 00:11:00,915 I think I'm gonna invite her to the wake. 208 00:11:01,017 --> 00:11:03,747 - Why make him hide? Why do to him what- 209 00:11:03,854 --> 00:11:07,415 Why do to him what Dad used to do to me? 210 00:11:07,524 --> 00:11:10,425 He was so amazing. 211 00:11:10,527 --> 00:11:13,428 That was actually an example of how not so amazing he was. 212 00:11:13,530 --> 00:11:15,760 You're really going through something here, huh? 213 00:11:15,866 --> 00:11:17,595 I know! 214 00:11:17,701 --> 00:11:20,602 You know, it's funny- all those years when I pretended to cry... 215 00:11:20,704 --> 00:11:23,605 I used to use Dad's death to get me going. 216 00:11:23,707 --> 00:11:27,108 I tried it with Mom's, but I'd just end up smiling and ruining it. 217 00:11:27,210 --> 00:11:29,201 But it feels, like, real. You know? 218 00:11:29,312 --> 00:11:32,543 And you haven't really allowed yourself to grieve much at all, Michael. 219 00:11:32,649 --> 00:11:36,551 My relationship with Dad was much more- much more complicated than yours. 220 00:11:36,653 --> 00:11:41,647 It was predicated a lot on secrets and lies. There wasn't a lot of trust there. 221 00:11:41,758 --> 00:11:43,487 Here he comes. 222 00:11:43,593 --> 00:11:45,561 Here comes John Wayne. 223 00:11:46,963 --> 00:11:50,160 I'm not gonna cry about my pa. 224 00:11:50,267 --> 00:11:53,168 I'm gonna build an airport, put my name on it. 225 00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:57,263 Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? 226 00:11:57,374 --> 00:12:01,071 You can keep 'em bottled up, but they will come out, Michael. 227 00:12:01,177 --> 00:12:04,578 Sometimes in the most unexpected- 228 00:12:04,681 --> 00:12:07,912 Hey, where the- Are my hard-boiled eggs? 229 00:12:16,426 --> 00:12:21,420 Meanwhile, Gob was preparing for the illusion ofbeing buried alive. 230 00:12:21,531 --> 00:12:24,432 Boy, you sure got this hole dug out quick. 231 00:12:24,534 --> 00:12:27,435 In fact, the laborer had been hired by George Sr. Three days earlier... 232 00:12:27,537 --> 00:12:29,505 for the same hole. 233 00:12:31,107 --> 00:12:33,940 And Buster searched for the perfect card. 234 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:37,707 "Someone wanted to send you a birthday greeting. See you soon!" 235 00:12:37,814 --> 00:12:40,783 Oh! That is wicked. 236 00:12:43,219 --> 00:12:46,120 And soon, the wake that Ice had catered began. 237 00:12:46,222 --> 00:12:50,488 - What are you doing? Is this what you're wearing? - My father's dead, Maeby. 238 00:12:50,593 --> 00:12:53,494 Yeah, but you're not, and Ice is right there. 239 00:12:53,596 --> 00:12:56,724 Maeby knew that if she could get her mother to have an affair... 240 00:12:56,833 --> 00:12:58,733 she could emancipate. 241 00:12:58,835 --> 00:13:02,965 All Pop-Pop ever wanted was to see you with another man besides Daddy. 242 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:04,973 You're right. 243 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,975 You know what? 244 00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:10,740 I'm gonna throw on a skirt, take off my underwear and make your Pop-Pop proud. 245 00:13:10,847 --> 00:13:13,680 Let me ask Barry. That might be enough right there. 246 00:13:16,386 --> 00:13:18,286 Is Oscar wearing my suit? 247 00:13:18,388 --> 00:13:20,288 Hey- 248 00:13:20,390 --> 00:13:23,553 You tell my brother you don't wear a dead man's pants. 249 00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:26,891 Shame on him. And you say that to him. You say, "Shame on you." 250 00:13:26,997 --> 00:13:29,932 - Okay. - Say it to me like you're gonna say it to him. 251 00:13:30,033 --> 00:13:32,433 I'm probably not gonna say it to him. 252 00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:34,435 Okay. 253 00:13:34,537 --> 00:13:37,267 Look at her down there. Does she look sad to you? 254 00:13:37,374 --> 00:13:39,274 - Oh, my God. That's Ann. - Who? 255 00:13:39,376 --> 00:13:41,776 It's the girl who ripped my heart out... 256 00:13:41,878 --> 00:13:45,109 the girl whose face will always be etched in my mind. 257 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,183 Her? 258 00:13:48,885 --> 00:13:50,785 She's really funny. 259 00:13:50,887 --> 00:13:53,447 Well, let's hope so. 260 00:13:53,556 --> 00:13:55,183 Don't forget the chicken wings! 261 00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:58,260 Hey! Ann! You're here. That's great. 262 00:13:58,361 --> 00:14:01,421 - I wasn't sure whether you got my message. - It wasn't a message. 263 00:14:01,531 --> 00:14:04,466 - We talked. - Uh, Ann? 264 00:14:05,468 --> 00:14:07,436 Did Dad invite you? 265 00:14:07,537 --> 00:14:11,701 I figured life's too short. You two care for each other. Why throw that away? Huh? 266 00:14:11,808 --> 00:14:14,675 Huh? Okay. 267 00:14:16,713 --> 00:14:19,807 - Do you think we really do? - A father can tell. Okay? 268 00:14:19,916 --> 00:14:22,942 It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. 269 00:14:23,053 --> 00:14:24,953 And Buster arrived... 270 00:14:25,055 --> 00:14:27,615 dressed in the military outfit Gob had procured for him. 271 00:14:27,724 --> 00:14:30,522 - What the hell are you wearing? - It's all regulation, Michael. 272 00:14:30,627 --> 00:14:33,229 To get the top right, the pants had to be a little snug. 273 00:14:33,229 --> 00:14:34,423 To get the top right, the pants had to be a little snug. 274 00:14:34,531 --> 00:14:37,091 Is there a birthday gift pile? Hmm? 275 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,100 A birthday gift pile? 276 00:14:39,202 --> 00:14:42,569 Michael recalled what Buster did to what he thought was Rose's car... 277 00:14:42,672 --> 00:14:46,301 with what he thought was Rose's favorite toy. 278 00:14:46,409 --> 00:14:48,309 Hey! 279 00:14:48,411 --> 00:14:52,677 - Yours is the first. - And the most wicked. 280 00:14:52,782 --> 00:14:55,945 Get him out of here. We can't let him know it's a wake. 281 00:14:56,052 --> 00:14:57,952 Buster! 282 00:14:58,054 --> 00:15:02,491 - Let's go get that coffin ready to be buried. 283 00:15:02,592 --> 00:15:05,652 And so the family gathered to remember George Sr. 284 00:15:05,762 --> 00:15:09,357 If anyone would like to say anything about Dad... 285 00:15:09,466 --> 00:15:11,434 now's the time. 286 00:15:14,404 --> 00:15:16,929 - Anyone. - Anyone? 287 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:21,067 Perhaps my son George Michael would like to say something. 288 00:15:21,177 --> 00:15:24,044 Huh? Wanna share your feelings? Eh? 289 00:15:24,147 --> 00:15:27,310 - It's okay to cry, pal. It's okay. - Yeah? 290 00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:30,318 Wow. He's really gone. 291 00:15:31,654 --> 00:15:36,421 But I think that ifhe was here right now... 292 00:15:36,526 --> 00:15:40,485 I would probably tell him that it all worked out... 293 00:15:40,597 --> 00:15:43,498 and that, um... 294 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:47,036 I'll be bringing you some salmon rolls right away... 295 00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:49,833 in... heaven. 296 00:15:49,939 --> 00:15:53,204 How many times I gotta tell this kid chicken wings? 297 00:15:53,309 --> 00:15:56,574 Lindsay got up to speak in an outfit her daughter had chosen. 298 00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:59,204 My father meant the world to me. 299 00:15:59,315 --> 00:16:02,216 - Wipe, Mom. Give it a wipe. 300 00:16:02,318 --> 00:16:04,081 That's a home run. 301 00:16:04,187 --> 00:16:07,088 And finally, Michael got up to speak. 302 00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:10,091 I had a very complicated relationship with my father. 303 00:16:12,195 --> 00:16:15,687 Ice, can we- can we just cool it on the smoothies for right now? 304 00:16:15,798 --> 00:16:18,062 There are smoothies? 305 00:16:18,168 --> 00:16:20,068 I could never trust my father. 306 00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:23,333 But I always want my son to be able to trust me... 307 00:16:23,439 --> 00:16:25,999 so from now on... 308 00:16:26,109 --> 00:16:28,669 we're always gonna be honest with each other. 309 00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:31,337 Okay? 310 00:16:31,447 --> 00:16:36,407 'Cause there's nobody I love more than you in this whole world. 311 00:16:39,455 --> 00:16:42,288 Michael, listen, can we move the eulogy outside... 312 00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:46,123 so I can time being lowered into Dad's grave with your big finish? 313 00:16:46,229 --> 00:16:48,754 - I'm done. - Wow. That was your eulogy? 314 00:16:48,865 --> 00:16:51,265 Glad Dad wasn't around to see that. 315 00:16:52,702 --> 00:16:55,102 - That was great. - Well, I meant it. 316 00:16:55,205 --> 00:16:58,606 So no more secret trips up to the attic. Right? 317 00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:01,108 George Michael didn't want to betray his grandfather... 318 00:17:01,211 --> 00:17:04,078 but it appeared his father already knew the truth. 319 00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:07,274 - I have Pop-Pop in the attic. - What? 320 00:17:07,383 --> 00:17:10,409 The mere fact that you call making love "pop-pop" tells me you're not ready. 321 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,988 Hey! Before we lose the sun! 322 00:17:13,089 --> 00:17:15,057 Come on. 323 00:17:16,727 --> 00:17:19,924 The speeches we heard today are nothing more than words. 324 00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:22,999 But I will prove that I love my father more than anybody. 325 00:17:29,073 --> 00:17:31,303 Buster! 326 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:40,775 Stop it! 327 00:17:44,622 --> 00:17:48,422 As you can see, this is a normal coffin. 328 00:17:50,728 --> 00:17:52,696 Take me halfway around. 329 00:17:58,836 --> 00:18:01,304 I will become my dead father's body... 330 00:18:01,405 --> 00:18:04,135 as I am lowered into his grave. 331 00:18:04,241 --> 00:18:06,471 - All right. Spin it back around. - Dead father? 332 00:18:06,577 --> 00:18:08,477 Is he de- Dad's dead? 333 00:18:08,579 --> 00:18:11,639 Just keep it together, Buster, and spin this back around. 334 00:18:11,749 --> 00:18:14,217 Oh, my God! The card! The card! 335 00:18:17,421 --> 00:18:19,651 Something's gone wrong. 336 00:18:21,425 --> 00:18:23,859 - [Murmuring, Chattering] - How about that? 337 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,324 Michael noticed something in the dirt. 338 00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:31,628 Glisten. 339 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:36,672 And suddenly he realized what his son meant when he said he had Pop-Pop in the attic. 340 00:18:36,774 --> 00:18:39,072 Dad? Dad. 341 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:44,805 How you doin', Michael? 342 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:48,976 Uh, hey, but your father's alive, Michael. He's alive. 343 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:52,021 - How could you do this to us? - I had no choice. 344 00:18:52,122 --> 00:18:55,023 My brother is with Lucille. She's destroying the family. 345 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:59,186 You put the entire business in peril, you escape from prison, then make us think you've died? 346 00:18:59,296 --> 00:19:02,754 L-l-I'm an innocent man, Michael. I'm a patsy. 347 00:19:02,866 --> 00:19:06,063 L- I signed some documents- I thought they were gonna kill me. 348 00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:09,071 Don't turn me in. Okay? Can you help me out? 349 00:19:09,173 --> 00:19:12,074 And for a moment Michael was conflicted. 350 00:19:12,176 --> 00:19:15,077 Well, I'm not gonna let you stay here and make my son an accomplice. Okay? 351 00:19:15,179 --> 00:19:18,046 I'm sorry. I'm not gonna let you spread your guilt to him. 352 00:19:18,148 --> 00:19:22,278 Ice, my mother has something to tell you. 353 00:19:22,386 --> 00:19:25,913 - I find you very attractive. - She cleans up nice too. Trust me. 354 00:19:26,023 --> 00:19:28,890 Uh, I think I'm finally off the clock. 355 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,160 I'm out of here, right? 356 00:19:32,262 --> 00:19:35,129 Hi. Dad's alive. He's hiding in the attic. 357 00:19:35,232 --> 00:19:38,030 - He's upstairs? - Oh, my God! 358 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:41,104 Dad? 359 00:19:45,909 --> 00:19:47,809 He's gone. 360 00:19:47,911 --> 00:19:50,880 Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. 361 00:19:52,282 --> 00:19:55,718 I can't seem to give this away. 362 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:58,151 I can't believe it! And I just found the will! 363 00:19:58,255 --> 00:20:01,452 Can someone explain to me what's going on? 364 00:20:07,197 --> 00:20:09,324 Thanks, Mikey. 365 00:20:09,433 --> 00:20:12,334 Yeah. Well, now it's our secret. 366 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,102 And Michael met up with his son, their roles now reversed. 367 00:20:17,207 --> 00:20:20,836 I'm sorry. From now on we'll just tell the truth to each other. 368 00:20:22,246 --> 00:20:24,146 - We're gonna try. - Yeah. 369 00:20:24,248 --> 00:20:27,149 So, wait, obviously Ann wasn't in the attic. 370 00:20:27,251 --> 00:20:30,812 - So you actually did break up with her? - She broke up with me. 371 00:20:30,921 --> 00:20:35,119 The great thing is, she was so moved by what you said tonight that we're back together. 372 00:20:35,225 --> 00:20:37,455 - Ah! - Yeah! 373 00:20:37,561 --> 00:20:39,756 Oh, is that great. 374 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:43,060 Well, we're family, and we stick together, huh? 375 00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:45,362 Hmm. 376 00:20:45,469 --> 00:20:49,166 Okay, let's go dig up your uncle. 377 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:52,538 On the next Arrested Development... 378 00:20:52,643 --> 00:20:55,806 Buster finds out about the death of Captain Kangaroo. 379 00:20:59,149 --> 00:21:01,481 Michael grows weary of caring for his father. 380 00:21:01,585 --> 00:21:05,544 No, Pop-Pop does not get a treat. I just brought you a- pizza. 381 00:21:07,157 --> 00:21:10,490 And Gob finally makes the cover of Poof magazine.