1 00:00:02,844 --> 00:00:06,245 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:06,347 --> 00:00:08,338 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:08,449 --> 00:00:10,440 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,957 --> 00:00:17,618 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,561 --> 00:00:21,958 It was Monday morning... 6 00:00:21,993 --> 00:00:24,153 and Michael Bluth was nervous about meeting... 7 00:00:24,261 --> 00:00:26,695 with the new prosecutor of his father's criminal case. 8 00:00:26,796 --> 00:00:28,991 I don't know what you're so nervous about, Michael. 9 00:00:29,099 --> 00:00:31,226 It's a new prosecutor. It's a whole new beginning... 10 00:00:31,334 --> 00:00:34,826 a new day, a new case, a whole new set of lies. 11 00:00:34,938 --> 00:00:37,634 - I'm not lying anymore, Mom. - Michael was lying. 12 00:00:37,741 --> 00:00:39,732 He found his fugitive father earlier in the week... 13 00:00:39,843 --> 00:00:41,743 and he was hiding him in the attic... 14 00:00:41,845 --> 00:00:44,678 where George Sr. Was currently waiting for his breakfast. 15 00:00:44,781 --> 00:00:46,942 About the business, just for the record... 16 00:00:47,050 --> 00:00:49,610 I was not involved with Dad building houses in Iraq. 17 00:00:49,719 --> 00:00:52,347 - That's exactly what I'm gonna tell them. - Is that for Lindsay? 18 00:00:52,455 --> 00:00:54,616 Because she's not scared to eat in front of me anymore. 19 00:00:54,724 --> 00:00:56,624 Those are the whites only, yes? 20 00:00:56,726 --> 00:00:59,388 These aren't for Lindsay. These are mine. 21 00:00:59,496 --> 00:01:01,396 Anyway, I'm not lying anymore either, Michael. 22 00:01:01,498 --> 00:01:04,399 I'm being lied... 23 00:01:04,501 --> 00:01:06,401 on. 24 00:01:06,503 --> 00:01:08,528 Wow. Now more's gonna come up than go down. 25 00:01:11,508 --> 00:01:13,408 I gotta get outta here. 26 00:01:13,510 --> 00:01:15,569 - Hmm? - I can't take this anymore. 27 00:01:15,679 --> 00:01:19,945 I mean, she's just so loving and affectionate. 28 00:01:20,050 --> 00:01:22,245 L- l-This is not the woman I fell in love with. 29 00:01:22,352 --> 00:01:24,479 Oscar, please. You can't go. You gotta stay, okay? 30 00:01:24,587 --> 00:01:27,522 This is the nicest she's been since she found out Rosa could breast-feed Buster. 31 00:01:27,624 --> 00:01:30,991 Oh, Buster. Don't even bring that up. He's well into his army training. 32 00:01:31,094 --> 00:01:34,393 Actually, Buster had hit a wall in his army training. 33 00:01:34,497 --> 00:01:37,591 I can't do it! I can't make my bed, and I can't do this either! 34 00:01:37,701 --> 00:01:41,865 Aren't you supposed to yell at me and call me "homo" and motivate me over this wall? 35 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:44,098 We can't do that anymore. Lawsuit. 36 00:01:44,207 --> 00:01:46,539 In fact, it was a recent ruling... 37 00:01:46,643 --> 00:01:49,840 prosecuted by the same man who Michael was soon to meet with. 38 00:01:49,946 --> 00:01:52,744 It's going to be a long time before Sergeant Wendell Baker... 39 00:01:52,849 --> 00:01:55,340 calls someone "Private Homo" again. 40 00:01:55,452 --> 00:01:57,511 God willing, he'll fail boot camp. 41 00:01:57,620 --> 00:02:00,054 Well, why wouldn't he? He already failed day camp. 42 00:02:00,156 --> 00:02:02,681 - Hey. - Hi. Hey, Dad. 43 00:02:02,792 --> 00:02:05,727 - You ready for the prosecutor? - Hi. I hope so. 44 00:02:05,829 --> 00:02:08,389 - How'd that math test work out? - Oh, it was okay, I guess. 45 00:02:08,498 --> 00:02:10,864 But- I don't know. It was weird. I studied with Ann... 46 00:02:10,967 --> 00:02:12,867 but I still got a B-minus. 47 00:02:12,969 --> 00:02:17,201 - Ann got you a B-minus? - Well, it wasn't Ann. She's an expert in math. 48 00:02:17,307 --> 00:02:20,037 - Isn't that cute? - Is it? 49 00:02:20,143 --> 00:02:22,304 Michael felt his son was setting the bar too low... 50 00:02:22,412 --> 00:02:24,710 with his dating standards. 51 00:02:24,814 --> 00:02:30,252 No, it wasn't Ann's fault. I think I just ended up thinkin' about the questions too long. 52 00:02:30,353 --> 00:02:32,947 And so, by the time I put an answer down, I went with, like... 53 00:02:33,056 --> 00:02:34,956 my fifth choice or somethin' like that. 54 00:02:35,058 --> 00:02:37,219 George Michael, never settle for fifth choice. 55 00:02:37,327 --> 00:02:40,387 Something better is gonna come along. She just has to. 56 00:02:40,497 --> 00:02:43,227 I think maybe sitting in the back of the class with Ann is a bad idea. 57 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:45,665 You know, she's just so pretty. 58 00:02:45,769 --> 00:02:48,135 - I get distracted, I guess. - Do you? 59 00:02:48,238 --> 00:02:51,799 - I wish I could draw her nose. - Maybe it's your eyes. 60 00:02:53,209 --> 00:02:55,336 Maybe you need glasses... for your grades. 61 00:02:55,445 --> 00:02:57,345 Didn't you say you had a hard time readin' the board... 62 00:02:57,447 --> 00:02:59,972 - sittin' in the back row? - No, I said I was in the back of the classroom. 63 00:03:00,083 --> 00:03:01,983 - That's what I mean. Yeah? - It's different. No. No. 64 00:03:02,085 --> 00:03:04,679 Well, I don't know. Maybe. 65 00:03:04,788 --> 00:03:06,756 - No, definitely. I'll call the eye doctor. - I guess. 66 00:03:06,856 --> 00:03:09,154 I'm gonna set you up an appointment. Okay? 67 00:03:09,259 --> 00:03:11,454 - Hey, gang. - Tobias. 68 00:03:11,561 --> 00:03:14,155 Oh. Ooh, I'm afraid I'll have to take them to go. I'm late for the gym. 69 00:03:14,264 --> 00:03:16,164 Oh, and also, here's a number... 70 00:03:16,266 --> 00:03:19,292 in case the Blue Man Group calls and needs an understudy. 71 00:03:19,402 --> 00:03:22,200 I just found out that my cellular telephone was a lemon. 72 00:03:22,305 --> 00:03:24,535 - It didn't work. - Neither do you. 73 00:03:24,641 --> 00:03:27,701 Pretty brave card for you to play. 74 00:03:27,811 --> 00:03:30,279 I just can't stand it. Tobias getting in shape... 75 00:03:30,380 --> 00:03:32,280 For a bunch of slutty gym rats. 76 00:03:32,382 --> 00:03:35,010 - What's wrong with your voice? - Nothing. I've been going out. 77 00:03:35,118 --> 00:03:37,552 Lindsay had been frequenting singles clubs... 78 00:03:37,654 --> 00:03:39,952 also still hoping to make her open marriage work- 79 00:03:40,056 --> 00:03:42,650 - Whoo! - which it won't. 80 00:03:42,759 --> 00:03:45,523 - I didn't catch that. - Whoo! 81 00:03:49,065 --> 00:03:51,499 I wonder how many women he's slept with, if any. 82 00:03:51,601 --> 00:03:53,501 Lindsay, it's not a competition. 83 00:03:53,603 --> 00:03:56,299 Of course it is, Michael. That's why they call it scoring. 84 00:03:56,406 --> 00:03:59,807 - Maybe in the '70s. - That many? We've only been doing this for a month. 85 00:03:59,909 --> 00:04:02,309 Instead of competing with Tobias, why don't you try spending... 86 00:04:02,412 --> 00:04:04,846 - a little more time with your daughter? - Why? Tobias doing that? 87 00:04:04,948 --> 00:04:07,314 At that moment, Lindsay's daughter... 88 00:04:07,417 --> 00:04:10,682 - was in the process of wooing her own man. - Who is it? 89 00:04:10,787 --> 00:04:15,053 - Steve Holt! - Maeby had even started ordering unnecessary items... 90 00:04:15,158 --> 00:04:17,058 just to have more occasions to see him. 91 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,219 Uh, you ordered a "Memories ofThanksgiving" basket? 92 00:04:19,329 --> 00:04:23,231 - Wow, that looks great. - Maeby, who's your friend? 93 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:26,268 - Is this your sister? - No. 94 00:04:26,369 --> 00:04:28,428 But you just made my day. 95 00:04:28,538 --> 00:04:31,234 Thank you for the basket. See ya. 96 00:04:32,942 --> 00:04:35,172 He thinks I'm cute. 97 00:04:35,278 --> 00:04:37,974 He's 19. He's a senior at my high school. 98 00:04:38,081 --> 00:04:40,675 And had been for several years. 99 00:04:44,888 --> 00:04:46,515 You know what? 100 00:04:46,623 --> 00:04:49,615 I think I am gonna spend more time with my daughter. 101 00:04:51,327 --> 00:04:54,353 I can't promise you I won't tell the prosecutor about that. 102 00:04:57,133 --> 00:05:01,126 - Where you been? - Are you wearing my dead wife's maternity clothes? 103 00:05:01,237 --> 00:05:03,797 Yeah. It's the only thing I could find. 104 00:05:03,907 --> 00:05:06,967 - Where are the eggs? - Doctor says they're bad for the baby. 105 00:05:07,076 --> 00:05:10,705 - So, you ready for this new prosecutor? - I was until you came back. 106 00:05:10,813 --> 00:05:12,713 You're not gonna turn me in, are you? 107 00:05:12,815 --> 00:05:15,978 Because I had no idea there were sanctions against, uh, Iraq. 108 00:05:16,085 --> 00:05:18,553 You know, th-they sent me over there. They said, "Go build." 109 00:05:18,655 --> 00:05:21,647 Uh- Uh, Do I look like a criminal mastermind to you? 110 00:05:21,758 --> 00:05:24,784 How do you get this ham open? I can't- I can't get this ham open. 111 00:05:24,894 --> 00:05:27,829 I'm not gonna turn you in. But you have put me in a position where I'm gonna have to lie. 112 00:05:27,931 --> 00:05:29,831 Why did you come back here in the first place? 113 00:05:29,933 --> 00:05:33,960 Oh, no reason. Your mother happens to be shtupping my brother, that's all. 114 00:05:34,070 --> 00:05:35,970 I'm only here to find out if I have a shot with her. 115 00:05:36,072 --> 00:05:39,303 If she's really in love with Oscar- I don't know- to hell with her. 116 00:05:39,409 --> 00:05:41,809 I'll just- I'll just leave. 117 00:05:43,613 --> 00:05:46,173 - I'll never come back. - Great. She's really in love with him. 118 00:05:46,282 --> 00:05:49,581 That's very funny. I need you to find out, okay? 119 00:05:49,686 --> 00:05:51,654 'Cause ever since l- I heard about this- 120 00:05:51,754 --> 00:05:53,881 I can't sleep. 121 00:05:53,990 --> 00:05:56,322 I can't- I can't eat. 122 00:05:56,426 --> 00:06:00,021 Oh. Look, it just peels off. Isn't that clever? 123 00:06:00,129 --> 00:06:04,225 Later that day, George Michael was having his eye exam... 124 00:06:04,334 --> 00:06:06,768 and finding it to be just as difficult as his math exam. 125 00:06:06,869 --> 00:06:09,269 - One or two? - Two. No. No, one. 126 00:06:09,372 --> 00:06:12,933 - Okay. Two or three? - Three. 127 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:16,143 Uh, unless three is too much of an improvement. 128 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:18,941 I'm sorry. Is one- Is one in the mix still? 129 00:06:19,048 --> 00:06:22,176 And Michael met with the new prosecutor, WayneJarvis. 130 00:06:22,285 --> 00:06:24,810 I'm sorry. I don't understand how this is not a conflict of interest. 131 00:06:24,921 --> 00:06:27,014 You almost represented us, and now you're the prosecutor. 132 00:06:27,123 --> 00:06:29,023 The Patriot Act. Read it. 133 00:06:29,125 --> 00:06:31,559 L-I'm not even the president anymore. My brother Gob is. 134 00:06:31,661 --> 00:06:33,856 I spoke with Gob. He appears to know nothing. 135 00:06:33,963 --> 00:06:36,693 Yeah, that's not an act. He twice tried to microwave... 136 00:06:36,799 --> 00:06:38,858 a Ding Dong while it was still in its foil. 137 00:06:38,968 --> 00:06:40,629 - Twice. - Twice? 138 00:06:40,737 --> 00:06:44,867 - Two times. - In fact, Gob had been grilled earlier. 139 00:06:44,974 --> 00:06:47,807 - I don't know anything about the business! - We're gonna get you, Bluth. 140 00:06:47,910 --> 00:06:51,073 We'll give you a few minutes to think about what you want to do. 141 00:06:53,916 --> 00:06:56,248 He knows less than anyone we have ever questioned. 142 00:06:56,352 --> 00:06:58,820 Gob knew too little to know that, however... 143 00:06:58,921 --> 00:07:02,413 and his confidence had never been more shaken. 144 00:07:02,525 --> 00:07:05,824 And just when he thought he couldn't handle another embarrassment- 145 00:07:05,928 --> 00:07:07,828 You're free to go. 146 00:07:07,930 --> 00:07:11,866 Things could get very messy for you, Michael, unless you have something to bargain with... 147 00:07:11,968 --> 00:07:14,402 like, say, a fugitive. 148 00:07:14,504 --> 00:07:16,836 - I don't know where to find such a thing. - Look harder. 149 00:07:16,939 --> 00:07:20,170 - There might be something in it for you. - Something to get me off? 150 00:07:20,276 --> 00:07:23,074 If you could find a certain someone. 151 00:07:23,179 --> 00:07:26,774 Can I have a moment alone with my client, please? 152 00:07:26,883 --> 00:07:30,319 Did you follow any of that? 153 00:07:30,420 --> 00:07:32,786 Yeah. He's hinting that he's gonna grant me immunity... 154 00:07:32,889 --> 00:07:35,084 but only on the condition that I turn in my father. 155 00:07:35,191 --> 00:07:38,092 You know where your father is? No, wait. Don't tell me now. 156 00:07:38,194 --> 00:07:41,721 Okay. If you know, give me a high five. 157 00:07:43,366 --> 00:07:45,266 Mm-mmm. 158 00:07:48,838 --> 00:07:54,480 Michael had just found out... 159 00:07:53,704 --> 00:07:55,672 It's just you and me now, huh? 160 00:07:55,772 --> 00:08:00,232 No, Barry, l- I know where my father is, okay? 161 00:08:00,344 --> 00:08:03,507 He came back to make sure that my mother wasn't really in love with my uncle. 162 00:08:03,614 --> 00:08:06,845 He wants to know if he's still got a shot with her. If he doesn't, he's leaving. 163 00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:09,578 If he's got a shot with her, just give me a little tap on the fanny. 164 00:08:09,686 --> 00:08:11,586 - That's not gonna happen. - Okay. 165 00:08:11,688 --> 00:08:15,419 Then look, just tell him anything he wants to hear to keep him from running. 166 00:08:15,526 --> 00:08:17,790 We just have to keep him here until we can hear... 167 00:08:17,895 --> 00:08:19,795 what kind of deal they're offering you. 168 00:08:19,897 --> 00:08:23,230 You just trust me. I'm a lot more competent than you can imagine. 169 00:08:25,068 --> 00:08:28,037 Oh, I forgot to take the tinfoil off too. 170 00:08:28,138 --> 00:08:30,038 I really wanted that. 171 00:08:30,140 --> 00:08:33,200 Buster, meanwhile, was sharing his failure... 172 00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:35,039 with someone who was well-versed on the subject. 173 00:08:35,145 --> 00:08:39,138 I mean, I couldn't get over the wall. They put me on suspension until I can. 174 00:08:39,249 --> 00:08:41,479 Perhaps you need to find somebody who can motivate you. 175 00:08:41,585 --> 00:08:44,315 - Yeah, but who? - And then it hit him. 176 00:08:44,421 --> 00:08:47,549 Gob had always proven a good motivator for Buster. 177 00:08:47,658 --> 00:08:51,116 Do it! 178 00:08:51,228 --> 00:08:54,322 When you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. 179 00:08:54,431 --> 00:08:57,093 - Thanks, Brother. - Hey, Brother... 180 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,828 how would you like to go to the old playground with me? 181 00:08:59,937 --> 00:09:03,338 I'm sure as hell not gonna go back to work. I'm never going back there. 182 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:07,843 Oh. Well, then perchance I might be able to borrow your cellular telephone? 183 00:09:07,945 --> 00:09:10,345 I'm not fit to run a company. 184 00:09:10,447 --> 00:09:12,347 And I don't deserve a fancy phone. 185 00:09:12,449 --> 00:09:16,579 Well, the Blue Man Group might need me. And I do deserve a fancy phone. 186 00:09:16,687 --> 00:09:19,087 They didn't, and he doesn't. 187 00:09:19,189 --> 00:09:21,657 Michael knew he couldn't let his father get away. 188 00:09:21,758 --> 00:09:25,216 So he decided to see ifhis mother and Oscar really were in love. 189 00:09:25,329 --> 00:09:28,662 So, come on. Aren't you really just dating Oscar to get back at Dad? 190 00:09:28,765 --> 00:09:31,290 Oh, it may have started as that... 191 00:09:31,401 --> 00:09:35,269 but I have fallen in love with Oscar. 192 00:09:35,372 --> 00:09:38,102 And it's so nice not to have to worry about getting pregnant. 193 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:41,200 The doctor said I couldn't be a mother now if I tried. 194 00:09:41,311 --> 00:09:43,336 And that was without even interviewing me. 195 00:09:43,447 --> 00:09:45,438 Here you go. Hot tea. 196 00:09:45,549 --> 00:09:48,780 Because that's what you are- a hottie. 197 00:09:52,389 --> 00:09:55,722 Stop me from pouring this on myself. I can't take this anymore. 198 00:09:55,826 --> 00:09:57,726 All right. Now, listen, Oscar. 199 00:09:57,828 --> 00:10:00,023 Maybe you should think about moving on, you know. 200 00:10:00,130 --> 00:10:03,964 This really isn't your scene, with the sweaters and the furniture. 201 00:10:04,067 --> 00:10:07,036 Maybe you should take a leap at freedom, like my father. 202 00:10:07,137 --> 00:10:09,037 Just run. 203 00:10:09,139 --> 00:10:12,074 Is that her rape horn? 204 00:10:12,175 --> 00:10:15,406 It's more like a starter's pistol. 205 00:10:16,980 --> 00:10:19,073 Run. 206 00:10:21,418 --> 00:10:24,512 Meanwhile, Tobias set about learning how to operate his new cell phone. 207 00:10:24,621 --> 00:10:27,089 Oh! 208 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:30,125 And Lindsay tried to spend more time getting to know her daughter. 209 00:10:30,227 --> 00:10:33,822 Hi, baby. Oh, Steve. Hi. 210 00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:36,160 - Hi. - What are you doing here? 211 00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:38,427 I thought I'd spend a little time with my daughter. 212 00:10:38,535 --> 00:10:40,867 After all, it hasn't been that long since I've been in high school. 213 00:10:40,971 --> 00:10:42,996 Is that a fire? 214 00:10:43,106 --> 00:10:46,439 - We have to go to class. - Okay. Well, this was fun. 215 00:10:46,543 --> 00:10:51,344 Maybe later we can all spend a little more time together. Go shopping. Get a drink. 216 00:10:51,448 --> 00:10:53,678 I'm in school. And I'm 15. 217 00:10:53,784 --> 00:10:57,686 Oh. Well, I'm much, much, much... 218 00:10:57,788 --> 00:10:59,688 older than 15. 219 00:11:00,791 --> 00:11:02,691 - You don't look it. - Oh, Steve. 220 00:11:02,793 --> 00:11:05,557 He thinks I'm young. You made my day again! 221 00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:13,495 - Your mom's pretty, uh, out there. - She's not my mom. 222 00:11:13,603 --> 00:11:15,594 But she said you were her daughter. 223 00:11:15,706 --> 00:11:18,038 His daughter. That's my dad. 224 00:11:18,141 --> 00:11:20,803 - That's a dude? - And the worst part is... 225 00:11:20,911 --> 00:11:22,811 he thinks he's passing. 226 00:11:25,882 --> 00:11:28,976 Right outside the school, Buster tried to put his own plan... 227 00:11:29,086 --> 00:11:31,452 into action by stirring up old memories. 228 00:11:31,555 --> 00:11:34,718 What do you say? I need your help to get over the wall. Push me. 229 00:11:34,825 --> 00:11:36,759 I'm the pathetic one, Buster, not you. 230 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:39,385 I totally freaked out in front of that prosecutor today. 231 00:11:39,496 --> 00:11:42,329 Like a little girl in a little dress- 232 00:11:42,432 --> 00:11:45,401 little saddle shoes, little pigtails. 233 00:11:45,502 --> 00:11:47,732 Wow, that does sound like a little girl. 234 00:11:47,838 --> 00:11:49,965 Come on, get my ire up. 235 00:11:50,073 --> 00:11:51,973 Push me! 236 00:11:52,075 --> 00:11:53,975 Oh. 237 00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:58,844 Oh, this is turning out to be much more fun than I'd hoped. 238 00:11:58,949 --> 00:12:01,611 It was fun. But it wasn't making him a better soldier. 239 00:12:01,718 --> 00:12:03,618 Push me higher. 240 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,688 Ooh! I'll do it. 241 00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:08,790 Whoo! 242 00:12:08,892 --> 00:12:12,225 And Michael reported to his father about his meeting with the prosecutor. 243 00:12:12,329 --> 00:12:14,729 - Prosecutor offer you a deal? - That was not said. 244 00:12:14,831 --> 00:12:20,098 But, uh, more importantly, you should know that it seems like Oscar's on his way out. 245 00:12:20,203 --> 00:12:23,764 - Really? - Yeah. So just sit tight, and everything should be fine. 246 00:12:25,308 --> 00:12:28,106 Wow. Hey, by the way, I broke this thing. L- 247 00:12:28,211 --> 00:12:31,009 - What the hell is it anyway? - That's a breast pump, Dad. 248 00:12:31,114 --> 00:12:34,311 Oh. Well, I did not use it for that. 249 00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:37,716 And so Michael went to meet the prosecutor. 250 00:12:37,821 --> 00:12:39,846 I felt obligated to share some photographs with you. 251 00:12:39,956 --> 00:12:42,117 I obtained these from the Bluth Company e-mail server. 252 00:12:42,225 --> 00:12:44,625 You tapped into our e-mail? That's legal? 253 00:12:44,728 --> 00:12:46,628 I'm going for a hot Ding Dong. 254 00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:49,665 Hot Ding Dong? Yeah? 255 00:12:49,766 --> 00:12:53,463 Michael, this is a close-up satellite photograph of the Iraqi countryside. 256 00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:56,061 See this little series of hills around that stream? 257 00:12:56,173 --> 00:12:58,164 Those are bunkers. We believe that those bunkers... 258 00:12:58,275 --> 00:13:00,402 contain weapons of mass destruction. 259 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:04,344 We also think that your father was building on that land to hide them. 260 00:13:04,447 --> 00:13:07,143 Which is why that photograph was on his e-mail. 261 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:09,878 - Are you serious? - Almost always. 262 00:13:09,986 --> 00:13:13,353 I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had. 263 00:13:13,456 --> 00:13:16,653 - This is a big accusation. - I did not find their buffoonery amusing. 264 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:21,493 - About my father. - He's guilty, Michael, of medium to heavy treason. 265 00:13:21,598 --> 00:13:23,691 That proves it. You can't protect him. 266 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,667 Turn him in and immunity is yours. 267 00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:31,539 Michael returned home to confront his father. - Michael? 268 00:13:31,641 --> 00:13:33,541 Mom was just here looking for you. 269 00:13:33,643 --> 00:13:35,838 She's claiming Oscar's disappeared because of something you said. 270 00:13:35,946 --> 00:13:37,914 - Can't talk right now. - Really? 271 00:13:38,014 --> 00:13:40,005 What's wrong with your voice? 272 00:13:40,116 --> 00:13:42,710 I can talk, sure. I didn't say anything to Oscar. 273 00:13:42,819 --> 00:13:44,719 - Anything else? - No. 274 00:13:44,821 --> 00:13:47,756 Oh. Hey, did I tell you? I accidentally ran into Steve Holt. 275 00:13:47,858 --> 00:13:50,418 Wow. Everything about you is so womanly. 276 00:13:50,527 --> 00:13:52,688 You're everything a woman should be. 277 00:13:52,796 --> 00:13:55,390 Thank you, Steve. 278 00:13:55,498 --> 00:13:57,090 We ended up making a lunch date. 279 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,134 I thought you were spending time with Maeby. 280 00:13:59,236 --> 00:14:01,227 Yeah. I'll have to reschedule her. 281 00:14:01,338 --> 00:14:05,434 But Mom isn't the only one "finding love" where she least expects it. Her words. 282 00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:09,308 Wh-Whoa! Finding love- She said that? Where, here? 283 00:14:09,412 --> 00:14:11,312 Yeah, she won't shut up about him. 284 00:14:11,414 --> 00:14:13,382 She said "tingling," like, 75 times. 285 00:14:13,483 --> 00:14:18,250 Gets me tingling. And, you know, with Oscar there's tingling. 286 00:14:18,355 --> 00:14:22,553 - She said those words in this house? - Yeah. 287 00:14:22,659 --> 00:14:24,388 Dad? 288 00:14:24,494 --> 00:14:26,394 Hello? 289 00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:34,497 Michael had just discovered that his father had escaped from the attic. 290 00:14:34,604 --> 00:14:36,504 Hello? 291 00:14:36,606 --> 00:14:39,131 This is gonna sound like a strange question, but have you seen Dad? 292 00:14:39,242 --> 00:14:41,142 Of course not. And I'm not talking to you. 293 00:14:41,244 --> 00:14:43,678 You tried to scare away Oscar, which didn't work. 294 00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:46,613 - He's back. - I just, uh- 295 00:14:46,716 --> 00:14:50,015 I just wanted to have sex with you. That's-That's all I'm good for. 296 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,680 Did you hear that? He said he just wants to- 297 00:14:52,789 --> 00:14:55,280 - Good-bye, Mom. - Have sex with me. 298 00:14:58,461 --> 00:15:01,021 - You smell like a pinecone. - Yeah, that's the weed. 299 00:15:01,131 --> 00:15:03,656 I went to my, uh, my- hole trailer... 300 00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:05,962 and l- I smoked some like a cigarette. 301 00:15:06,069 --> 00:15:08,503 Should we take it into the bedroom? 302 00:15:09,773 --> 00:15:13,038 - Only if you really love me. - Of course I do. 303 00:15:15,779 --> 00:15:18,145 Ohh. 304 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,650 What's wrong with you? Where are you going? 305 00:15:22,752 --> 00:15:24,777 I'm on mushrooms! 306 00:15:24,888 --> 00:15:27,789 I'm on bad mushrooms! 307 00:15:27,891 --> 00:15:30,519 And soon, the prosecutor's evidence became public. 308 00:15:30,627 --> 00:15:35,564 We've obtained photographs that officials call definite proof of W.M.D.'s in Iraq. 309 00:15:35,665 --> 00:15:37,963 What that means for your weekend at 10:00. 310 00:15:38,068 --> 00:15:41,697 It seems that due to the new information-sharing provisions... 311 00:15:41,805 --> 00:15:44,239 in the Patriot Act, the photos had made the rounds... 312 00:15:44,341 --> 00:15:47,367 through several branches of government... 313 00:15:47,477 --> 00:15:49,604 and ultimately to the U.S. Army itself. 314 00:15:49,713 --> 00:15:51,840 I just came back to tell you. I can't do that wall. 315 00:15:51,948 --> 00:15:54,178 There's no time for that. We're shipping out without you. 316 00:15:54,284 --> 00:15:56,343 - What? - Didn't you see? 317 00:15:56,453 --> 00:16:01,152 - Pick it up. Pick it up. - Weapons of mass destruction? 318 00:16:01,257 --> 00:16:03,384 - Those bastards. - I did not say that. 319 00:16:03,493 --> 00:16:07,395 Are you gonna let that slide? Are you gonna allow your children... 320 00:16:07,497 --> 00:16:09,522 and your children's children... 321 00:16:09,632 --> 00:16:11,600 and any children that I might have out there... 322 00:16:11,701 --> 00:16:14,431 to live in fear for the rest of their lives? 323 00:16:14,537 --> 00:16:17,370 Climb that wall, homo! 324 00:16:17,474 --> 00:16:19,408 Climb it. 325 00:16:19,509 --> 00:16:22,376 And just as the men thought the day could get no more surprising... 326 00:16:22,479 --> 00:16:24,379 it did. 327 00:16:24,481 --> 00:16:26,381 Ohh! Ooh! 328 00:16:26,483 --> 00:16:29,941 When you do this without getting punched, you'll have more fun. 329 00:16:30,053 --> 00:16:33,454 - Oh, hey, George Michael. - Oh, hi. 330 00:16:33,556 --> 00:16:35,547 They found W.M.D.'s in Iraq, so we got a half-day. 331 00:16:35,658 --> 00:16:38,627 Cool. So I got a "C" on my math test. 332 00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:40,958 Not anticipating a good reaction on that. 333 00:16:41,064 --> 00:16:44,556 Well, the "B" got you glasses. Maybe this time you'll get a neck brace. 334 00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:47,966 Anyways, have you seen my mom? 335 00:16:48,071 --> 00:16:49,971 Seems possible. 336 00:16:50,073 --> 00:16:52,371 - She's on her way to meet Steve Holt. - I thought you liked him. 337 00:16:52,475 --> 00:16:54,773 I do. I'm crazy about him. But he's obsessed with her. 338 00:16:54,878 --> 00:16:56,778 That's all he wants to talk about. 339 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,440 Lindsay felt bad. Perhaps she had hurt her daughter... 340 00:16:59,549 --> 00:17:01,449 by putting herself first. 341 00:17:01,551 --> 00:17:04,042 But she would have felt worse if she'd remained even a moment longer. 342 00:17:04,154 --> 00:17:06,486 But it's only because he thinks she's got a penis. 343 00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:08,750 Oh, I told him she was a tranny. 344 00:17:08,858 --> 00:17:11,156 Meanwhile, Michael was still up in the attic. 345 00:17:11,261 --> 00:17:13,525 Dad, what's goin' on? Somebody could see you. 346 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:17,066 What's the difference, Mike? You're turning me in, aren't you? 347 00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:20,000 They say you're involved in something real big, Dad. They've got photos. 348 00:17:20,103 --> 00:17:22,469 Not true. But go. Knock yourself out. Turn me in. 349 00:17:22,572 --> 00:17:25,803 I went and I saw for myself. 350 00:17:25,909 --> 00:17:27,809 She's in love with him. 351 00:17:30,713 --> 00:17:33,511 Then why did you come back? Why didn't you just leave forever like you said? 352 00:17:33,616 --> 00:17:35,516 And go where? 353 00:17:35,618 --> 00:17:38,485 Make a deal for yourself, Mike. 354 00:17:38,588 --> 00:17:40,579 I got no love in my life anymore. 355 00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:43,124 And Michael realized for the first time... 356 00:17:43,226 --> 00:17:46,855 that his father was capable of having his heart broken. 357 00:17:46,963 --> 00:17:49,090 Later that day, Michael had his meeting with the prosecutor. 358 00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:52,362 So, where the hell is he? Come on, Bluth. What's it gonna be? 359 00:17:52,469 --> 00:17:55,029 Your father or your freedom? 360 00:17:55,138 --> 00:17:57,538 And Michael had to do the right thing. 361 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,165 I don't know what happened to him. 362 00:18:02,645 --> 00:18:05,671 Michael, when we started talking to you, we didn't have anything. 363 00:18:05,782 --> 00:18:08,512 But now... we got something. 364 00:18:08,618 --> 00:18:11,519 - And you're gonna do time for it. - Those are the pictures? 365 00:18:11,621 --> 00:18:14,021 They're all over the news. 366 00:18:14,124 --> 00:18:16,490 - Those are balls. - What? 367 00:18:16,593 --> 00:18:19,960 Barry was right. Tobias had inadvertently photographed himself... 368 00:18:20,063 --> 00:18:21,963 while learning to use his camera phone. 369 00:18:22,065 --> 00:18:25,228 See, uh, this close, they always look like landscape. 370 00:18:25,335 --> 00:18:28,532 Nope, you're lookin' at balls. 371 00:18:28,638 --> 00:18:31,198 Soon, forensic scientists confirmed this. 372 00:18:31,307 --> 00:18:33,332 And for the second time in two days... 373 00:18:33,443 --> 00:18:36,879 the information-sharing network put into place by the Patriot Act... 374 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:38,880 was put to use. 375 00:18:38,982 --> 00:18:41,746 They're balls? 376 00:18:41,851 --> 00:18:43,751 We're looking at balls. Let's turn it around. 377 00:18:43,853 --> 00:18:45,753 Copy on balls. We're turning. 378 00:18:45,855 --> 00:18:48,323 And eventually, the news traveled back to the source. 379 00:18:48,424 --> 00:18:51,916 We got one wrong, and we do apologize. 380 00:18:55,365 --> 00:18:57,390 I'm on TV. 381 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,730 And Michael returned home a free man. 382 00:18:59,836 --> 00:19:03,067 You got the glasses. Now you'll do better on those math exams. 383 00:19:03,173 --> 00:19:06,609 I think I blew the eye exam too. Every time I take these off, I feel better. 384 00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:09,735 Let me see 'em. 385 00:19:09,846 --> 00:19:12,940 - I've seen this before. - For a while, George Michael... 386 00:19:13,049 --> 00:19:15,313 had shared a room with his Uncle Tobias. 387 00:19:15,418 --> 00:19:18,012 - Oh, th-there's a ladder. - I don't need it. 388 00:19:20,456 --> 00:19:22,924 Yeah, I don't think you need glasses, Son. 389 00:19:24,227 --> 00:19:27,390 Well, if the cops are waiting, I'm ready to go. 390 00:19:27,497 --> 00:19:29,465 I got nothin' since your mother deserted me. 391 00:19:29,566 --> 00:19:31,466 You know, you-you deserted her, Dad. 392 00:19:31,568 --> 00:19:33,468 You know, you escaped, and then you faked your death. 393 00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:35,868 I'm not so sure she sees you as that reliable. 394 00:19:35,972 --> 00:19:38,304 But, listen, for what it's worth... 395 00:19:38,408 --> 00:19:40,308 I did not turn you in. 396 00:19:42,178 --> 00:19:44,146 - You didn't? - No. 397 00:19:44,247 --> 00:19:46,807 And I don't know whether it's just Tracy's maternity clothes... 398 00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:50,579 but it's very nice to see a softer side of you. 399 00:19:50,687 --> 00:19:53,986 Although I'm sorry that you feel you have no love in your life. 400 00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:56,490 Well, I don't- I don't feel that way anymore. 401 00:19:59,062 --> 00:20:00,962 Thanks. 402 00:20:01,064 --> 00:20:03,828 Been a long time since someone stood up for me. 403 00:20:07,437 --> 00:20:09,997 - Found her perfume, huh? - Just a little left in the bottle. 404 00:20:10,106 --> 00:20:12,165 - Well, that was the end of it. - Yeah. 405 00:20:12,275 --> 00:20:14,175 - It's nice on you. - Thank you. 406 00:20:14,277 --> 00:20:17,075 On the next Arrested Development. 407 00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:20,240 Oscar returns to find a now-distant Lucille. 408 00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:23,444 I'm back. But just for now. 409 00:20:23,553 --> 00:20:25,578 'Cause you get on my case- shoo- 410 00:20:25,688 --> 00:20:28,418 - I am out of here. - Then go. Who needs you? 411 00:20:28,524 --> 00:20:30,458 Which was what attracted him to her... 412 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,586 - in the first place. - God, I missed you. 413 00:20:33,696 --> 00:20:37,029 - Lindsay reconciles with her daughter. - Hey, Mom. I got you somethin'. 414 00:20:37,133 --> 00:20:39,226 That is so sweet. 415 00:20:39,335 --> 00:20:41,769 You know what? I was hoping we could go to dinner tonight. 416 00:20:41,871 --> 00:20:44,339 Oh, I thought you were gonna go see Steve Holt at school. 417 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,340 No, I just wanted to check him out... 418 00:20:46,442 --> 00:20:49,206 and make sure he's good enough for my daughter. 419 00:20:49,312 --> 00:20:51,678 - Is it- - It's a "Sheh-ma-lee." 420 00:20:51,781 --> 00:20:53,749 It's gorgeous. 421 00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:55,875 I'm wearing it to dinner. 422 00:20:55,985 --> 00:20:58,783 Tobias, traumatized by the public exposure... 423 00:20:58,888 --> 00:21:00,981 returns to an unfortunate quirk. 424 00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:03,058 Thank God! My cutoffs. 425 00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:09,730 There were cutoffs up here?