1 00:00:01,982 --> 00:00:05,383 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,485 --> 00:00:07,476 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,587 --> 00:00:09,578 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,128 --> 00:00:16,823 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,766 --> 00:00:22,667 Michael was using the Bluth Company crane... 6 00:00:22,769 --> 00:00:27,001 to retrieve the family-owned frozen banana stand after it had been dumped in the bay... 7 00:00:27,107 --> 00:00:29,940 a holiday tradition among the local youth. 8 00:00:30,043 --> 00:00:33,843 - Soon he returned home so that he and his son- - George Michael? 9 00:00:33,947 --> 00:00:36,347 Could share their holiday tradition of rebuilding it. 10 00:00:36,449 --> 00:00:38,917 - Another one of Dad's suits? - Hey, I'm the president now. 11 00:00:39,019 --> 00:00:43,217 I'm filling Dad's shoes... literally, except his shoes don't fit. 12 00:00:43,323 --> 00:00:45,587 But I did finally get into Dad's pants... 13 00:00:45,692 --> 00:00:48,786 although I had to have the crotch taken in a little. 14 00:00:48,895 --> 00:00:51,591 You know, Gob, maybe it's the suits, but I think you may be beginning... 15 00:00:51,698 --> 00:00:54,792 to alienate some of the employees down at work. 16 00:00:54,901 --> 00:00:57,426 What? Oh, that's great. 17 00:00:57,537 --> 00:01:00,973 The president has to worry about alienating the employees now. 18 00:01:01,074 --> 00:01:04,601 In fact, Gob had started to alienate some of his colleagues. 19 00:01:04,711 --> 00:01:09,444 The worst that could happen is I could spill some on my $3,000 suit. Come on! 20 00:01:09,549 --> 00:01:12,416 - Hey! - The guy in the $4,000 suit... 21 00:01:12,519 --> 00:01:15,386 is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in three months. 22 00:01:17,357 --> 00:01:19,791 Why don't I just take a whiz through this $5,000 suit? 23 00:01:19,893 --> 00:01:23,420 Come on! They like me just fine. You'll see that tonight... 24 00:01:23,530 --> 00:01:26,931 when they toast me at the Christmas party, just like they used to with Dad. 25 00:01:27,033 --> 00:01:29,194 They used to roast Dad 'cause they thought that... 26 00:01:29,302 --> 00:01:32,237 he had a sense of humor about himself, but he didn't, and neither do you. 27 00:01:32,338 --> 00:01:35,398 Hey, nobody laughed louder than me at any joke about Dad. 28 00:01:35,508 --> 00:01:39,444 You're the one who's all Mr. "I take myself too seriously all the time." 29 00:01:39,546 --> 00:01:42,413 Michael did tend to take the Christmas party somewhat seriously. 30 00:01:42,515 --> 00:01:45,814 Merry Christmas. You can go ahead and put that right in the charity barrel. 31 00:01:45,919 --> 00:01:48,717 Thanks a lot. Sorry, pal. We just can't have them resent us. 32 00:01:48,822 --> 00:01:52,883 I know some of the numbers haven't all added up, and there is some speculation... 33 00:01:52,992 --> 00:01:56,792 that George has been into the kitty- 34 00:01:56,896 --> 00:01:59,091 - "Into the kitty"! That's awesome. 35 00:01:59,199 --> 00:02:02,862 Fire Tom and get your jackass brother out of here. 36 00:02:02,969 --> 00:02:06,598 This year I'm not officially president, and it'll be nice to actually have some fun... 37 00:02:06,706 --> 00:02:08,970 with my son at a Christmas party. 38 00:02:09,075 --> 00:02:11,873 - Thank God I don't have to go. - So glad to hear you say that. 39 00:02:11,978 --> 00:02:13,775 I wanna meet someone there. 40 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,212 What? So I'm not invited to the Bluth Company Christmas party? 41 00:02:16,316 --> 00:02:19,945 Oh, honey, of course you can go if you want to. 42 00:02:20,053 --> 00:02:23,113 - Thanks, Mom. - No. You're not going to that. 43 00:02:23,223 --> 00:02:26,715 You see, if I show up with you, it'll just make me seem like I'm a mother. 44 00:02:26,826 --> 00:02:29,488 - I've never thought of you that way. - That's sweet. 45 00:02:29,596 --> 00:02:34,829 Well, I won't be going. I will be head to toe in blue makeup until 8:01... 46 00:02:34,934 --> 00:02:36,868 in case the Blue Man Group needs their understudy, so- 47 00:02:36,970 --> 00:02:39,461 No, no, you have to go. So when men find out... 48 00:02:39,572 --> 00:02:41,904 we're in an open relationship, they'll see you're no threat. 49 00:02:42,008 --> 00:02:46,069 People hear the name Tobias, they think big, black guy. 50 00:02:46,179 --> 00:02:48,704 Well, obviously I'm not a big guy. 51 00:02:48,815 --> 00:02:51,409 I'm not a Carl Weathers, par exemple. 52 00:02:51,518 --> 00:02:54,681 I forgot about Carl. Is he still single? 53 00:02:54,787 --> 00:02:58,655 Hey, George Michael, I need you to help me fix up the banana stand. 54 00:02:58,758 --> 00:03:01,158 No, I can't. I was supposed to go to Ann's parents' Christmas party. 55 00:03:01,261 --> 00:03:04,856 - We're makin' yams. - Tonight? Tonight is the office party. 56 00:03:04,964 --> 00:03:08,832 Well, did you want me to go to that? You're always telling me not to have fun at those things. 57 00:03:08,935 --> 00:03:12,166 Yes. We might even snatch a gift from the charity barrel. 58 00:03:12,272 --> 00:03:16,834 Oh. Okay, well-well, I think Ann's parents are having their party on Bethlehem time... 59 00:03:16,943 --> 00:03:19,002 which is pretty early, so maybe I can make an appearance. 60 00:03:19,112 --> 00:03:22,240 Make an appearance? Uh- Uh- No, no. It's okay. 61 00:03:22,348 --> 00:03:25,112 - You be with Yam. It's fine. It's good. - It's Ann. 62 00:03:25,218 --> 00:03:27,516 It's good. Have fun. 63 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:31,147 The boy's pulling away from you. Are we having yams? 64 00:03:31,257 --> 00:03:34,192 Yeah, I don't know what's goin' on with him. You know, he's on Bethlehem time. 65 00:03:34,294 --> 00:03:36,228 He's spending every moment of the day with this girl. 66 00:03:36,329 --> 00:03:39,196 - It's, like, I'm his father. He should be spending most- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 67 00:03:39,299 --> 00:03:43,736 Don't get involved. Believe me. When I thought your first wife was driving us apart... 68 00:03:43,836 --> 00:03:45,804 I did not make a stink. 69 00:03:45,905 --> 00:03:50,535 You complained all the time, and she was my only wife. And she died. 70 00:03:50,643 --> 00:03:53,806 Well, see, things have a way of working themselves out. 71 00:03:53,913 --> 00:03:56,711 - Nonetheless, it's family first at the holidays. 72 00:03:56,816 --> 00:03:59,546 - Oh, God. It's Mom again. - Put it on speakerphone. 73 00:03:59,652 --> 00:04:02,120 I wanna hear her beautiful voice. 74 00:04:02,222 --> 00:04:04,952 Michael! There's a hole in the window! There's been a break-in! 75 00:04:05,058 --> 00:04:07,288 - Get over here! - I'm leaving now. 76 00:04:07,393 --> 00:04:09,361 Sounds tense. 77 00:04:09,462 --> 00:04:13,831 That means she's not gettin' any from my brother, Oscar. Lovely. That's nice. 78 00:04:16,202 --> 00:04:19,171 I heard about the banana stand, and now there's been a break-in. 79 00:04:19,272 --> 00:04:22,605 But I have a surprise for whoever it is if he comes back. 80 00:04:22,709 --> 00:04:25,234 First I blow him; then I poke him. 81 00:04:25,345 --> 00:04:28,314 Guy has no idea what he's in for. 82 00:04:28,414 --> 00:04:33,113 You know, Mom, all the glass seems to be on the outside. Plus, here's your little statue... 83 00:04:33,219 --> 00:04:37,155 so I guess what this says to me is, I doubt anyone was trying to break in, Mom. 84 00:04:37,257 --> 00:04:40,249 If anything, someone was trying to break out. Where is Oscar? 85 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,761 Well, he's on his walkabout or pilgrimage. 86 00:04:43,863 --> 00:04:47,424 Every year, Oscar attempts the 420-mile walk... 87 00:04:47,533 --> 00:04:50,195 from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. 88 00:04:50,303 --> 00:04:53,101 In the 12 years he's attempted this... 89 00:04:53,206 --> 00:04:56,972 he's never made it past U.C. Irvine. 90 00:04:57,076 --> 00:05:00,534 He calls it a quest to recharge his chi. I call it an excuse for him... 91 00:05:00,647 --> 00:05:03,115 to score his pot and wag his pickle at coeds. 92 00:05:03,216 --> 00:05:06,379 You sound mad, Mom, mad enough to throw one of these little lady heads at him. 93 00:05:06,486 --> 00:05:10,582 - What's that supposed to mean? - Well, maybe you're a little bit lonely... 94 00:05:10,690 --> 00:05:13,124 and you're acting out for attention. 95 00:05:13,226 --> 00:05:16,286 That's ridiculous. I want you to move in with me. 96 00:05:16,396 --> 00:05:20,332 What? No. No. No. No, no, no, no. 97 00:05:20,433 --> 00:05:23,732 Didn't you adopt a child for this very reason? So that you would never be alone? 98 00:05:23,836 --> 00:05:27,203 Michael, a mother doesn't have a child to give herself company. 99 00:05:27,307 --> 00:05:30,970 - Annyong was to teach Buster a lesson. - And where is that little lesson? 100 00:05:31,077 --> 00:05:35,912 I sent him to the Milford Academy to teach him a lesson. I can't remember about what. 101 00:05:36,015 --> 00:05:39,007 And Buster left this morning to finish his army training. 102 00:05:39,118 --> 00:05:43,748 In fact, Lucille had refused to drive him to the army base... 103 00:05:43,856 --> 00:05:46,757 so Buster was taking his very first bus ride. 104 00:05:46,859 --> 00:05:49,259 - I can't change a hundred. - Oh. 105 00:05:50,697 --> 00:05:54,599 Oh, God. Oh. 106 00:05:54,701 --> 00:05:58,034 And that's when Buster saw something interesting. 107 00:05:59,806 --> 00:06:02,400 That could be good for army. 108 00:06:05,178 --> 00:06:09,376 Whilejust 20 yards away, Michael went to work repairing the banana stand. 109 00:06:09,482 --> 00:06:11,347 What are you doin' here? 110 00:06:11,451 --> 00:06:14,852 My mom signed me out of school early, so she wouldn't have to pick me up later... 111 00:06:14,954 --> 00:06:17,013 so she wouldn't be late for the Christmas party. 112 00:06:17,123 --> 00:06:19,751 - That's about the worst thing I've ever heard. - I had to drive... 113 00:06:19,859 --> 00:06:23,056 - because she had a little bit of a buzz on. - No. That's it. 114 00:06:23,162 --> 00:06:26,859 - You doing this alone? - Yeah. Well, thanks. 115 00:06:26,966 --> 00:06:30,026 I guess George Michael's gettin' a little too old to hang out with his dad. 116 00:06:30,136 --> 00:06:33,037 - Yeah, and I'm getting too old for my mom to be with me. - You know what? 117 00:06:33,139 --> 00:06:35,539 - Maybe we should go to this party together. - Really? 118 00:06:35,641 --> 00:06:38,269 Yeah. You're my little niece. I think we should be spending more time together. 119 00:06:38,378 --> 00:06:42,872 - And if it makes my mom jealous- - And George Michael can run back to his precious Ann. 120 00:06:42,982 --> 00:06:45,610 Great. Good deal. 121 00:06:52,694 --> 00:06:55,959 Michael and Maeby stopped by the office to see if Gob needed help... 122 00:06:56,064 --> 00:06:58,123 for the party that was now hours away. 123 00:06:58,232 --> 00:07:00,928 king $6,300 suit! 124 00:07:01,035 --> 00:07:03,367 - Come on! - Hi there. 125 00:07:03,471 --> 00:07:08,340 - What's she doin' here? - Merry Christmas to you too, Uncle Gob. 126 00:07:08,443 --> 00:07:12,106 - Everything all right? - I just don't want people's kids getting their sticky fingers... 127 00:07:12,213 --> 00:07:14,113 all over these $2,600 pants. 128 00:07:14,215 --> 00:07:16,274 Oh, yeah? You think they're gonna go right for the pants? 129 00:07:16,384 --> 00:07:21,447 Okay, okay, okay. So, should- should- should- should, should, should- 130 00:07:21,556 --> 00:07:25,549 - Shh. - Should- should- should- 131 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:27,787 We'll do it your way. I'm just here to have fun. 132 00:07:27,895 --> 00:07:30,989 Not too much fun, all right? I already gave my big sexual harassment speech today. 133 00:07:31,099 --> 00:07:34,398 And please refrain from discussing or engaging... 134 00:07:34,502 --> 00:07:37,403 in any sort of interoffice- 135 00:07:37,505 --> 00:07:39,996 Or Or finger 136 00:07:40,108 --> 00:07:43,134 Or- fisting or- 137 00:07:43,244 --> 00:07:49,183 Or even- even though so many people in this office are begging for it. 138 00:07:49,283 --> 00:07:53,185 And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay... 139 00:07:53,287 --> 00:07:57,656 I'll take off my pants, I'll shave 140 00:07:57,759 --> 00:07:59,989 And I'll personally- 141 00:08:00,094 --> 00:08:02,187 - Let's get this going. - What are you talking about? 142 00:08:02,296 --> 00:08:04,856 Now? You're not gonna let these people go home and change their clothes? 143 00:08:04,966 --> 00:08:08,367 I don't think we need people tryin' to compete with what I'm wearing. 144 00:08:08,469 --> 00:08:12,496 Everybody, come out of your offices, please. The party has now started. 145 00:08:12,607 --> 00:08:17,408 - Here we go. Let's go. 146 00:08:19,380 --> 00:08:22,872 Everybody dance now. 147 00:08:22,984 --> 00:08:26,249 Everybody dance now. 148 00:08:28,156 --> 00:08:30,852 I think we're off to a great start. 149 00:08:30,958 --> 00:08:34,189 And so, Michael started to become relaxed, and a short time later... 150 00:08:34,295 --> 00:08:36,320 his mother arrived anything but. 151 00:08:36,431 --> 00:08:39,457 Someone broke in again. The liquor is gone. All of it- gone. 152 00:08:39,567 --> 00:08:42,593 In fact, Gob had stolen it earlier that day... 153 00:08:42,704 --> 00:08:44,797 to cut down on the cost of the party. 154 00:08:44,906 --> 00:08:49,366 - Hey, need a hand with that? - No, Al. I wanna spill booze all over my f- 155 00:08:49,477 --> 00:08:52,878 - I'm all alone there, Michael. - You know, Buster's only stationed about five miles away. 156 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:55,915 In fact, Buster never went to the army. 157 00:08:56,017 --> 00:09:00,920 - He'd gotten hooked playing the skill crane and missed his first day. 158 00:09:01,022 --> 00:09:05,049 - Somewhat ashamed and with nowhere to go, he returned home. - Hey, Buster. 159 00:09:05,159 --> 00:09:07,719 - Buster! 160 00:09:07,829 --> 00:09:12,493 Thank God you're back! There's no shame in being a coward. 161 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,467 A coward? I'm not a coward. 162 00:09:15,570 --> 00:09:19,131 - Would a coward have this? - What the hell is that? 163 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:22,835 These are my awards, Mother, from army. 164 00:09:22,944 --> 00:09:25,174 The seal is for marksmanship... 165 00:09:25,279 --> 00:09:28,578 and the gorilla is for sand racing. 166 00:09:28,683 --> 00:09:31,811 - You're doing well? - I was just dropping these off. 167 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:36,253 Now, if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad. 168 00:09:36,357 --> 00:09:39,588 You have no idea what it's like to be abandoned by your son. 169 00:09:39,694 --> 00:09:42,185 Do you see my son? He chose his girlfriend over me. 170 00:09:42,296 --> 00:09:46,926 How the worm has turned. Look who feels the sting of an ungrateful child. 171 00:09:47,034 --> 00:09:49,628 Mother, you have to receive something to be ungrateful. 172 00:09:49,737 --> 00:09:52,706 I'm not gettin' worked up over it tonight. I'm not gonna let anything bother me. 173 00:09:52,807 --> 00:09:58,245 Good. I'll get a drink and then go home and wait for you to come stay with me. 174 00:09:58,346 --> 00:10:00,940 Thank God they've got my brands here. 175 00:10:01,048 --> 00:10:02,982 This was an unacceptable solution. 176 00:10:03,084 --> 00:10:08,954 Hey, Tobias, it's Michael. I hope you get this. I need you to go over to my mother's tonight. 177 00:10:09,056 --> 00:10:11,286 Unfortunately, Tobias missed the call... 178 00:10:11,392 --> 00:10:13,292 and it went through to Michael's home voice mail. 179 00:10:13,394 --> 00:10:15,624 - The Blue Men! 180 00:10:15,730 --> 00:10:19,131 You have 101 unheard messages. First message. 181 00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:22,202 - Michael, it's your mother- - Michael, pick up. 182 00:10:22,303 --> 00:10:24,294 - Happy Thanksgiving- Michael, it's Mother- 183 00:10:24,405 --> 00:10:26,305 - Michael, pick up- 184 00:10:26,407 --> 00:10:29,865 - Hey, Tobias, it's Michael. - Bluth Company. 185 00:10:32,013 --> 00:10:34,413 And Lindsay showed up at the Christmas party. 186 00:10:34,515 --> 00:10:38,975 Unfortunately, she didn't realize the employees had been threatened against flirting. 187 00:10:39,086 --> 00:10:43,489 Oh, hello, Ted. Oh, if you're worried about my husband, it's fine. 188 00:10:43,591 --> 00:10:48,153 He's no bigger than a Cub Scout. You could take him, and you could certainly take me. 189 00:10:48,262 --> 00:10:51,993 This has been pleasant and professional. Good luck in the coming business year. 190 00:10:55,970 --> 00:11:00,430 - Hey, you guys are sticking stuff on Gob's suit? - Shh. 191 00:11:00,541 --> 00:11:03,237 Go away. You're gonna ruin it. 192 00:11:04,612 --> 00:11:06,910 Aunt Lindsay, how's the party? 193 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:09,505 It is the worst Christmas party I've ever been to in my life. 194 00:11:09,617 --> 00:11:12,211 Yeah. Watch this. 195 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:16,188 Yep. Like my last 10 years. And my daughter won't give me the time of day. 196 00:11:16,290 --> 00:11:18,850 - How was your party? - Oh, it was good. 197 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:23,021 They're kind of religious, Ann's family, so it was- 198 00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:25,621 Yeah, it was just kind of- 199 00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:29,260 The word George Michael was searching for was "creepy." 200 00:11:39,213 --> 00:11:42,114 Let me give you a hand with that, little fella. 201 00:11:48,256 --> 00:11:51,384 Hey, I was talkin' to the sound guy, and he said he's got this karaoke thing. 202 00:11:51,492 --> 00:11:54,086 - Yeah. Let's do it. Put the first song on in the book. - Okay. 203 00:11:54,195 --> 00:11:57,062 Okay? Thanks very much. Hey. I thought you were at your party. 204 00:11:57,164 --> 00:11:59,758 No, no. They said I could leave for the second hour of silent prayer. 205 00:11:59,867 --> 00:12:03,633 But Ann and I do have to go back, so I should- I should go soon. 206 00:12:03,738 --> 00:12:05,797 - Uncle Michael- - Okay. I'll be right there. 207 00:12:05,907 --> 00:12:09,399 Sorry. I gotta go do this. I'll be right back. 208 00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:12,968 - And Michael sang a duet with his niece. 209 00:12:16,217 --> 00:12:18,811 - My daughter doesn't need me. 210 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,979 Neither does my dad. 211 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:24,387 Had George Michael and Lindsay stayed, they might have discovered... 212 00:12:24,492 --> 00:12:29,953 what Michael and Maeby did- that "Afternoon Delight'was more adult-themed... 213 00:12:30,064 --> 00:12:32,259 than its innocent melody would have you believe. 214 00:12:38,706 --> 00:12:41,766 - Hang on, Maeby. 215 00:12:41,876 --> 00:12:45,642 Listen. I'm gonna go get some more punch, because it is toast time. 216 00:12:45,746 --> 00:12:50,149 Okay? No, no, no. It'll look worse. Go that way. 217 00:12:50,251 --> 00:12:53,277 So, let's toast me. Who's first? 218 00:12:53,387 --> 00:12:58,950 Huh. Tom, why don't you come up here and talk about me for a few minutes? 219 00:12:59,060 --> 00:13:02,291 Uh, I wanna thank the Bluth family for hiring me back. 220 00:13:02,396 --> 00:13:04,626 It's been a tough couple years. 221 00:13:04,732 --> 00:13:07,462 - My brother did that. Talk about me. - Oh, okay. 222 00:13:07,568 --> 00:13:11,129 Uh, you certainly do love those suits. 223 00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:15,834 At seven grand, you'd better believe I love 'em. I mean, look at what you're wearing. 224 00:13:15,943 --> 00:13:19,344 You look like crap. I mean, at least this is- 225 00:13:19,447 --> 00:13:21,745 Who did this? 226 00:13:21,849 --> 00:13:24,317 - You do this, Tom? 227 00:13:24,418 --> 00:13:27,979 - No. - You're a real smart-ass. You know that, Tom? 228 00:13:28,089 --> 00:13:30,023 Look, I don't know him very well... 229 00:13:30,124 --> 00:13:34,185 but Gob seems like he'd be a really smart boss. 230 00:13:34,295 --> 00:13:36,820 - Please don't laugh. 231 00:13:36,931 --> 00:13:40,492 - Look, he's a great magician. 232 00:13:40,601 --> 00:13:44,037 - That's even better! - you, Tom. 233 00:13:44,138 --> 00:13:46,265 - Please don't. - You know what? You're fired. 234 00:13:46,374 --> 00:13:50,606 No. You're all fired, each and every one of you. 235 00:13:50,711 --> 00:13:53,077 Merry Christmas. 236 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:56,377 I didn't know the lyrics. Where's everybody goin'? 237 00:13:56,484 --> 00:13:58,509 - We don't work here anymore. - What? 238 00:13:58,543 --> 00:14:01,083 Is your sister still around? 239 00:14:04,966 --> 00:14:07,418 The Christmas party had been a disaster. 240 00:14:07,896 --> 00:14:12,390 I did the right thing, Michael. If I don't fire them, how do I teach a lesson to the others? 241 00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:17,905 - There are no others. You fired everyone. - Oh, that- that's great. 242 00:14:18,006 --> 00:14:22,500 The guy who's dirty dancing with his niece is gonna tell the guy in the $3,600 suit... 243 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:25,045 how to run the business. 244 00:14:25,147 --> 00:14:27,445 - Come on. - I know. Maybe we're better off... 245 00:14:27,549 --> 00:14:32,111 with me being businesslike and you being the good-time, useless party guy. 246 00:14:32,221 --> 00:14:34,189 - It got us this far. - Mm-hmm. 247 00:14:34,289 --> 00:14:38,385 And I must say that I miss the laughter. Oh, God, how they used to laugh with me. 248 00:14:38,493 --> 00:14:41,223 At you. We gotta figure out a way to hire everybody back. 249 00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:43,230 - A meeting. - A party. 250 00:14:43,332 --> 00:14:46,199 - No. We just had a party. - Yeah, but I didn't get to have any fun. 251 00:14:46,301 --> 00:14:49,099 So Michael went to work on another Christmas party... 252 00:14:49,204 --> 00:14:52,037 this time with the help of his niece. 253 00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:54,734 I appreciate you doing this. I didn't wanna ask George Michael. 254 00:14:54,843 --> 00:14:58,643 Did you see that he showed up at the party for five minutes and left without saying good-bye? 255 00:14:58,747 --> 00:15:02,376 - Hey, my mom doesn't even wanna be in the same room with me. - Michael... 256 00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:05,681 I was almost attacked last night in my own home. 257 00:15:05,787 --> 00:15:07,914 I walk in, and there's a colored man in my kitchen. 258 00:15:08,023 --> 00:15:11,117 - "Colored"? What color was he exactly? - Blue. 259 00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,559 Hello, Lucille. 260 00:15:16,431 --> 00:15:19,400 - I sent him to your house to keep you safe. - Well, he did a terrible job. 261 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:24,905 Didn't he? I need someone else, someone better. What about this one? She's got thick arms. 262 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:28,135 Mom, you just need to calm down a little bit. You're so tense. 263 00:15:28,243 --> 00:15:30,438 How am I supposed to calm down? 264 00:15:30,545 --> 00:15:34,743 Sounds tense. That means she's not gettin' any from my brother Oscar. 265 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,045 Maybe I should move in with you. 266 00:15:37,152 --> 00:15:39,985 And Michael realized he needed to retrieve his Uncle Oscar. 267 00:15:40,088 --> 00:15:42,352 How would you like to go on a road trip? 268 00:15:42,457 --> 00:15:45,324 No. I wanna stay here with her. Let's go. 269 00:15:45,427 --> 00:15:48,294 And so the two of them prepared to drive up the coast. 270 00:15:48,397 --> 00:15:52,197 You're in charge of the radio, and we're not stopping until we find Uncle Oscar. 271 00:15:52,301 --> 00:15:55,429 There he is. 272 00:15:55,537 --> 00:16:01,032 My mom is very stressed out, and she needs something that I can't give her- 273 00:16:01,143 --> 00:16:04,601 um, maybe a little afternoon delight. 274 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,944 Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis... 275 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:12,384 named Afternoon Deelite, a strain famous for slowing behavior. 276 00:16:12,487 --> 00:16:15,354 Well, sure. The question is... 277 00:16:15,457 --> 00:16:19,450 which way do I try to get it in her? 278 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:22,029 I don't need any details. 279 00:16:22,130 --> 00:16:24,496 - Maybe I'll put it in her brownie. - Hey! 280 00:16:24,599 --> 00:16:27,898 - What happened to you? - What? 281 00:16:28,003 --> 00:16:33,498 Oh, oh. My ears. The doctor said I can't go to sleep for five hours... 282 00:16:33,608 --> 00:16:36,577 or I might die or something. 283 00:16:36,678 --> 00:16:40,637 Oh, I got blown, so I can't sleep. 284 00:16:42,451 --> 00:16:44,681 Hey, have you seen Maeby? 285 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,914 You're not gonna believe this. Apparently my dad and Maeby took a drive up the coast. 286 00:16:48,023 --> 00:16:51,515 - You're kidding me. - Uh-oh. I should not have picked at that. 287 00:16:51,626 --> 00:16:53,719 - That's blood. - This is ridiculous. 288 00:16:53,829 --> 00:16:56,559 - So she's got a new parent. - Yeah. Now my dad's got a new kid. 289 00:16:56,665 --> 00:17:02,331 I'm gonna lie down for a little bit, but just- I c- I can't fall- 290 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,909 Hey, how would you like to come to the party with me today? 291 00:17:08,010 --> 00:17:11,912 And Oscar was giving Lucille a little Afternoon Deelite. 292 00:17:12,014 --> 00:17:15,450 - These are really delicious. - I'll get some more. 293 00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:17,609 Okay 294 00:17:18,653 --> 00:17:21,053 Mm-hmm 295 00:17:21,156 --> 00:17:24,091 Where did she go? 296 00:17:24,192 --> 00:17:28,253 Soon, the second Bluth Company Christmas party in as many days began. 297 00:17:28,363 --> 00:17:31,389 - You are not fired, sir. - I really appreciate that. 298 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,866 You got it. Here you go. Merry Christmas. Where the hell is my brother? 299 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:36,529 Sure, the guy in the $600 banana suit. 300 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:40,404 - Come on! - Hi. 301 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,744 - What the hell are you doing? - Hey, don't be mad at me... 302 00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,976 'cause you didn't think about going out to Tarzana... 303 00:17:50,085 --> 00:17:51,985 to get the old banana suit out of storage. 304 00:17:52,087 --> 00:17:55,545 But it's worth it, because it's time for me to make people laugh again. 305 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,591 With me. 306 00:17:57,692 --> 00:18:01,560 And what's funnier than a guy in- Oh- Hey, wait. Hey. 307 00:18:04,566 --> 00:18:08,525 - Okay. 308 00:18:10,338 --> 00:18:12,829 Later, Gob was inside the banana stand... 309 00:18:12,941 --> 00:18:17,139 and it was getting pretty hot in there, so he decided to lose a layer. 310 00:18:17,245 --> 00:18:21,614 Hey, look. There's your mom and George Michael. I guess they did come to support us after all. 311 00:18:21,716 --> 00:18:24,344 Look at that. They're all over each other with their little secrets. 312 00:18:24,453 --> 00:18:27,445 - What can you do, right? - Yeah. 313 00:18:27,556 --> 00:18:30,582 How would you feel about singing a little karaoke? 314 00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:34,321 Unfortunately, Lindsay wasn't there to see all of Michael and Maeby's song... 315 00:18:34,429 --> 00:18:36,795 and was about to have a similar revelation. 316 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,832 Could not be caught that didn't bite 317 00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:42,097 But you got some bait a-waitin', and I think I might 318 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,695 - Try nibbling a little afternoon delight - That's my wife and nephew. 319 00:18:44,806 --> 00:18:48,936 - Skyrockets in flight - We have an open relationship. 320 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:53,981 Just then, Lucille arrived, craving a frozen banana. 321 00:18:54,082 --> 00:18:58,143 And the effects of Lindsay and George Michael's "Afternoon Delight'was overshadowed- 322 00:18:58,253 --> 00:19:01,347 - Mom? - by the effects of Oscar and Lucille's Afternoon Deelite. 323 00:19:01,456 --> 00:19:04,948 - Tobias-Tobias, watch out. - Tobias couldn't hear- 324 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,722 - Tobias! - and didn't manage to get out of the way in time. 325 00:19:07,829 --> 00:19:09,854 - What the hell was that? 326 00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:14,231 And Gob couldn't move freely. Lucille tried to stop... 327 00:19:14,336 --> 00:19:16,304 but the car hit Gob's banana peel. 328 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,070 I can't get out of here. I'm stuck. 329 00:19:24,179 --> 00:19:26,477 Mom, are you crazy? You could've killed somebody. 330 00:19:26,581 --> 00:19:30,915 Hey, Mikey, relax. It's just a giant banana. 331 00:19:31,019 --> 00:19:34,978 And that's when Buster saw an opportunity to be a hero. 332 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,183 - Gob? - Mom, I'm stuck! 333 00:19:37,292 --> 00:19:40,193 - I got you, Brother! 334 00:19:50,005 --> 00:19:52,974 And for the second time since he became president... 335 00:19:53,074 --> 00:19:55,838 Gob heard the sweet sound oflaughter. 336 00:19:55,944 --> 00:20:01,678 They're laughing with me, Michael. They're laughing with me! 337 00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:05,116 Unfortunately, Buster's newfound skills... 338 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:09,213 did not involve lowering gently. 339 00:20:09,324 --> 00:20:12,418 - Ooh. Oh. 340 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:19,529 Hey, it's Tobias. Who wants to take me to the hospital? 341 00:20:19,634 --> 00:20:22,228 And so father and son reunited... 342 00:20:22,337 --> 00:20:25,272 rebuilding the banana stand for a second time. 343 00:20:25,373 --> 00:20:28,433 - Hey. Can I give you a hand? - Hey. Yeah. 344 00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:32,377 - That would be great. - Okay. 345 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:36,849 - Oh, I'm sorry about- It's embarrassing, the whole- - Listen, I, uh- 346 00:20:36,952 --> 00:20:39,284 I've been a little out of line lately. You're entitled... 347 00:20:39,387 --> 00:20:41,821 to be with your girlfriend, and I guess I got a little bit jealous. 348 00:20:41,923 --> 00:20:44,892 - Yeah. Well, me too. - Yeah. 349 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,689 Okay. 350 00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:56,800 - Gonna grab some afternoon- - Afternoon 351 00:20:56,905 --> 00:20:59,465 - It does not seem like it would be that dirty. - It's- It is catchy. 352 00:20:59,574 --> 00:21:00,905 Right. That's the thing. 353 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:03,944 On the next Arrested Development. 354 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:07,173 - The Blue Man Group finally calls for Tobias... 355 00:21:07,282 --> 00:21:11,116 With a life-changing opportunity. 356 00:21:11,219 --> 00:21:15,246 Unfortunately, he can't hear it, and his life stays the same.