1 00:00:03,576 --> 00:00:06,977 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:07,079 --> 00:00:09,070 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:09,181 --> 00:00:11,172 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:16,722 --> 00:00:18,417 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,593 --> 00:00:23,084 George Michael was getting ready for school... 6 00:00:23,195 --> 00:00:26,255 when he came across a box of love letters he'd written... 7 00:00:26,365 --> 00:00:29,926 but never sent to his cousin Maeby. 8 00:00:30,035 --> 00:00:32,765 One letter titled "If You Weren't My Cousin," 9 00:00:32,871 --> 00:00:34,771 was particularly incriminating. 10 00:00:34,873 --> 00:00:36,841 Hey, pal, you want a ride to school? 11 00:00:36,942 --> 00:00:39,342 Um, no. Actually, I'm- 12 00:00:39,445 --> 00:00:41,606 I'm riding with the Veals, Ann's parents. 13 00:00:41,714 --> 00:00:45,241 You don't need to be penned up with them. I'll drive you both. We'll take the stairs. 14 00:00:45,351 --> 00:00:48,047 Right. Here's the thing though. It's kind of cramped in there. 15 00:00:48,153 --> 00:00:51,520 Plus, a lot ofkids are still talking about when you took down that homecoming banner. 16 00:00:53,225 --> 00:00:55,693 Listen, are you embarrassed to be seen in that car? 17 00:00:55,794 --> 00:00:57,955 It's not a car. But- But, no. 18 00:00:59,898 --> 00:01:02,492 I've got to get a new car. 19 00:01:02,601 --> 00:01:05,502 George Michael decided to hide the love letters in the attic... 20 00:01:05,604 --> 00:01:07,504 although Maeby had her own problems. 21 00:01:07,606 --> 00:01:09,506 After lying about her age... 22 00:01:09,608 --> 00:01:13,442 she had conned her way into a job as a movie studio executive. 23 00:01:13,545 --> 00:01:16,810 Did you get the stack of scripts that I sent you? 'Cause you certainly look well-rested. 24 00:01:16,915 --> 00:01:19,975 - Marry me. - Ha! I need your notes on those tomorrow. 25 00:01:20,085 --> 00:01:22,713 - Wanna have a drink? - Yeah. Why don't we ask your wife to come with us? 26 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:24,982 Okay, then. I'll see you tomorrow. 27 00:01:25,090 --> 00:01:27,854 And downstairs, Buster paid a visit. 28 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:31,225 - Hey, Brother. I need a favor. - Of course you do. 29 00:01:31,330 --> 00:01:33,821 I'm on furlough this week, and everybody's out dancing with their girl... 30 00:01:33,932 --> 00:01:36,833 - and I'm home sitting with Mom. - Mom doesn't wanna go dancing? 31 00:01:36,935 --> 00:01:39,836 I think the age difference is really starting to catch up to us. 32 00:01:39,938 --> 00:01:42,498 Maybe it's time you got out there and started meeting people, you know? 33 00:01:42,608 --> 00:01:45,907 Meetin' women. Meetin' women who didn't give birth to you. 34 00:01:46,011 --> 00:01:50,505 - Maybe you could go with me. - Not really what I meant- I have a very busy schedule now. 35 00:01:50,616 --> 00:01:55,280 My schedule, however, is as open as my relationship with my wife. 36 00:01:55,387 --> 00:01:58,049 So why don't we pair up? 37 00:01:58,157 --> 00:02:00,022 And-And hit the town together. 38 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:02,116 - Oh. - I'll be your wingman. 39 00:02:02,227 --> 00:02:06,527 Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up. 40 00:02:06,632 --> 00:02:08,827 Boy, that's enough family stuff for today. 41 00:02:08,934 --> 00:02:11,960 That's right, Michael. Guess whojust got fired. 42 00:02:12,071 --> 00:02:15,302 Gob was recently hired by the Bluth Company's rival... 43 00:02:15,407 --> 00:02:17,307 Sitwell Enterprises. 44 00:02:17,409 --> 00:02:21,402 - Although he started off well- - Fifty-two percent of the country is single. 45 00:02:21,513 --> 00:02:24,209 That's a market that's been dominated by apartment rentals. 46 00:02:24,316 --> 00:02:28,980 Let's take some of that market. I call it Single City. 47 00:02:29,088 --> 00:02:31,215 His ideas failed to evolve. 48 00:02:31,323 --> 00:02:34,224 It's like, "Hey, you wanna go down to the whirlpool?" 49 00:02:34,326 --> 00:02:36,886 "Yeah. I don't have a husband." I call it Swing City. 50 00:02:36,995 --> 00:02:39,657 Let's get into some new areas, if you don't mind. 51 00:02:39,765 --> 00:02:43,064 But Gob continued to fine-tune his first one. 52 00:02:43,168 --> 00:02:45,068 How do we filter out the teases? 53 00:02:45,170 --> 00:02:47,161 We don't let them in. 54 00:02:47,272 --> 00:02:49,172 This goes for the guys too... 55 00:02:49,274 --> 00:02:51,299 because sometimes the guys are tapped out. 56 00:02:51,410 --> 00:02:56,006 But check your lease, man, because you're livin' in- City. 57 00:02:56,115 --> 00:02:58,083 - You're fired. - So get this. 58 00:02:58,183 --> 00:02:59,878 I took his dress eyebrows. 59 00:02:59,985 --> 00:03:03,250 Sitwell suffered from a disease that rendered him completely hairless. 60 00:03:03,355 --> 00:03:05,585 He's not gonna be happy about that. 61 00:03:05,691 --> 00:03:08,626 No, especially when he goes to the opera with two mustaches on his forehead. 62 00:03:08,727 --> 00:03:11,753 Oh, but the good news is: I'm coming back to the Bluth Company. 63 00:03:11,864 --> 00:03:15,425 Gob, we're gettin' all jammed up here, okay? 64 00:03:15,534 --> 00:03:18,128 The only reason that you were president was to appease the board. 65 00:03:18,237 --> 00:03:20,137 They've been appeased. I got the job. 66 00:03:20,239 --> 00:03:24,505 No, I don't need to be president. I just liked having an office, a title. 67 00:03:24,610 --> 00:03:26,373 - Sure. - Paycheck. 68 00:03:26,478 --> 00:03:29,936 Also I need a company car. You do have to match Sitwell there. 69 00:03:30,048 --> 00:03:31,811 Hang on. He gave you a company car? 70 00:03:31,917 --> 00:03:34,613 Yeah. And it was way better than any of the company cars Dad ever gave me. 71 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,188 - Yeah, right. - I mean, the Camaro was okay. 72 00:03:39,057 --> 00:03:41,787 Are you serious? Dad gave you the Camaro? 73 00:03:41,894 --> 00:03:44,829 I thought you won that on Card Sharks. 74 00:03:44,930 --> 00:03:49,526 Michael, I was never on Card Sharks. Dad told us not to tell you. 75 00:03:49,635 --> 00:03:52,069 Michael decided to confront his father... 76 00:03:52,171 --> 00:03:55,163 who'd been living in the attic since he'd escaped from prison. 77 00:03:55,274 --> 00:03:57,834 - Dad? - Oh, thank God you're here. 78 00:03:57,943 --> 00:04:00,411 I'm going crazy with the boredom, Michael. 79 00:04:00,512 --> 00:04:03,572 At least in prison, we had knife fights, and we had movie night. 80 00:04:03,682 --> 00:04:08,346 And once both. Those men did not enjoy Soapdish. I think you have to know that world. 81 00:04:08,453 --> 00:04:12,389 Yeah, listen, did you buy a company car for everyone in the family except me? 82 00:04:12,491 --> 00:04:14,652 Well, according to the books, I gave you four. 83 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,422 I'm serious. I'm driving a staircase, for God's sake. 84 00:04:17,529 --> 00:04:19,520 It smells like gas. I get hop-ons. 85 00:04:19,631 --> 00:04:22,566 - Well, of course you're gonna get hop-ons. - I pull down banners, all right? 86 00:04:22,668 --> 00:04:25,865 And most importantly, Dad, my son does not like to be seen in it. 87 00:04:25,971 --> 00:04:28,201 But he likes being seen with that girl. 88 00:04:28,307 --> 00:04:30,673 - It makes no sense, I know. - It doesn't. 89 00:04:30,776 --> 00:04:33,176 I never gave you a-a company car. 90 00:04:33,278 --> 00:04:35,712 No, I gave you something far more important. 91 00:04:35,814 --> 00:04:38,544 I gave you company, which, apparently, you don't want to give to me. 92 00:04:38,650 --> 00:04:41,813 - You're not listening to me. I'd love to sit and chat, but... - I'm lonely up here. 93 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,821 I've got to get an early start. I'm expecting headwinds on the stair car. 94 00:04:44,923 --> 00:04:48,791 You see anybody here? You could bring me a book. Pop-Pop gets a Grisham? 95 00:04:48,894 --> 00:04:51,954 So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. 96 00:04:52,064 --> 00:04:55,591 Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's like "Die already!" 97 00:04:55,701 --> 00:04:58,067 - I love my mother. - Huh? 98 00:04:58,170 --> 00:05:00,866 She's one of the two most important people in my life. 99 00:05:00,973 --> 00:05:02,873 You know, she and Quincy. 100 00:05:02,975 --> 00:05:06,206 A spokesman for Mr. Jones denies they've ever met... 101 00:05:06,311 --> 00:05:11,271 although he could not explain the six signed gold records in Starla's apartment. 102 00:05:11,383 --> 00:05:14,409 I could never be with a man who doesn't love his mother. 103 00:05:14,519 --> 00:05:16,384 - Oh. - Wow. 104 00:05:16,488 --> 00:05:20,254 So, Michael, listen. I'm here to convince you to hire me back. 105 00:05:20,359 --> 00:05:23,954 I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with- Mountain. 106 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:25,962 Listen, I want this, Michael. 107 00:05:26,064 --> 00:05:28,259 I'm gonna prove to you that I'm worthy of rehiring... 108 00:05:28,367 --> 00:05:31,336 if it takes every ounce of determination that I've got. 109 00:05:32,838 --> 00:05:34,738 Where are you going? 110 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:37,400 Did you want me to stay and do that? 111 00:05:40,579 --> 00:05:43,742 - Barry. - Good news and even better news. 112 00:05:43,849 --> 00:05:45,749 Your company's stock is unfrozen... 113 00:05:45,851 --> 00:05:47,751 and my lawsuit against the L.A. Kings is moving forward. 114 00:05:47,853 --> 00:05:50,754 - How did that happen? - Maybe a puck hit me. It could happen. 115 00:05:50,856 --> 00:05:55,850 No, the stock. Now, that means we can sell, right? We can do whatever we want with it? 116 00:05:55,961 --> 00:05:58,930 I'll tell you one thing you don't want to do is buy stock in the L.A. Kings. 117 00:05:59,031 --> 00:06:01,158 Do you think I could sell enough to buy a car? 118 00:06:01,266 --> 00:06:04,133 I thought you had four. Oh, you mean a real one. Yeah, sure. 119 00:06:04,236 --> 00:06:06,966 You can get one, as long as everyone doesn't sell the company stock at once. 120 00:06:07,072 --> 00:06:09,939 You don't want someone else to get control of the company. 121 00:06:10,042 --> 00:06:13,603 Right. Gotta keep the company intact, right? The other people shouldn't risk selling their- 122 00:06:13,712 --> 00:06:16,545 Maybe you can draft up a letter to the investors: 123 00:06:16,648 --> 00:06:19,481 "Yes, the stock is unfrozen. We urge you not to sell." 124 00:06:19,584 --> 00:06:23,111 Uh, yeah. Wh-What you just said was perfect. Why do you want me to write it? 125 00:06:23,221 --> 00:06:27,157 Just send it out on your stationery. And do it quickly. I have a car to buy. 126 00:06:27,259 --> 00:06:31,491 Meanwhile, Maeby snuck upstairs to secretly read her scripts. 127 00:06:31,596 --> 00:06:36,056 Ow! Back to film school- 128 00:06:37,602 --> 00:06:41,129 And George Sr. Was only too happy to have something to read. 129 00:06:41,239 --> 00:06:43,867 Armageddon." 130 00:06:43,976 --> 00:06:47,139 That's a bad title. 131 00:06:47,245 --> 00:06:50,976 Meanwhile, Michael went to get a good deal on a modest company car. 132 00:06:51,083 --> 00:06:54,211 Oh, something like this? We have, like, 400 of these. 133 00:06:54,319 --> 00:06:56,514 L- I don't need anything too popular. 134 00:06:56,621 --> 00:06:58,555 Oh, they're not popular. We have 400 of them. 135 00:06:58,657 --> 00:07:00,557 Sold. 136 00:07:00,659 --> 00:07:05,062 Although, uh, I'm wondering if maybe it should just be a little bit nicer. 137 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:08,530 I got a kid, and safety's kind of a factor. But nothing too flashy. 138 00:07:08,633 --> 00:07:12,569 This is it, isn't it? I can tell. You're excited. 139 00:07:12,671 --> 00:07:14,639 - I am. - I'll draw up the papers. 140 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:17,903 Unless you think it's too drab. 141 00:07:18,010 --> 00:07:19,910 And it gets very good mileage. 142 00:07:20,012 --> 00:07:22,913 Yeah, well, it, uh- it looks light. 143 00:07:23,015 --> 00:07:25,108 You know, I'm not so concerned about mileage. 144 00:07:25,217 --> 00:07:28,709 I spent the last 10 years on a bike, with the exception of the stair car. 145 00:07:28,820 --> 00:07:31,448 Oh, you're the stair car guy. You took down our banner. 146 00:07:31,556 --> 00:07:34,582 Yeah. Sorry. I got a hop-on. 147 00:07:34,693 --> 00:07:37,025 I got distracted. I hate this. 148 00:07:37,129 --> 00:07:40,223 I like these sunglasses. They come with any car? 149 00:07:40,332 --> 00:07:44,132 Just this one. They throw these extras at you because it's so impractical. 150 00:07:44,236 --> 00:07:46,431 No back seat. It attracts so many tickets... 151 00:07:46,538 --> 00:07:49,200 the insurance alone costs as much as the last three cars we saw. 152 00:07:49,307 --> 00:07:51,207 The windbreaker? Windbreaker comes with it too? 153 00:07:51,309 --> 00:07:53,937 I guess. I don't know. I've never sold one of these before, so- 154 00:07:54,046 --> 00:07:56,776 I'll take it. 155 00:07:59,644 --> 00:08:03,136 Michael had just indulged himself with an expensive sports car- 156 00:08:03,247 --> 00:08:05,147 And here again, please. 157 00:08:05,249 --> 00:08:08,480 While Buster indulged in a night out with Tobias. 158 00:08:08,586 --> 00:08:10,816 This place is exactly what I had hoped for. 159 00:08:10,922 --> 00:08:13,982 - All ladies. - Mmm. 160 00:08:14,092 --> 00:08:16,652 Well, I've heard that this uniform is the best way to meet- 161 00:08:16,761 --> 00:08:19,730 - Lucille 2! - Buster! 162 00:08:19,831 --> 00:08:23,232 - So you're back. - Oh, I'm back, Buster! 163 00:08:23,334 --> 00:08:26,895 - Yeah? - And I am rock steady! No more dizzies. 164 00:08:27,005 --> 00:08:29,371 Lucille Austero had just returned... 165 00:08:29,474 --> 00:08:34,411 from a month-long stay at a facility that specialized in the treatment of vertigo. 166 00:08:34,512 --> 00:08:37,709 Ah. Ah, just a minute. You're okay. 167 00:08:37,815 --> 00:08:40,215 You're okay. You're okay. We're okay. We're okay! 168 00:08:40,318 --> 00:08:43,617 Somebody'll be here in a second. We're okay. We're okay. 169 00:08:43,721 --> 00:08:45,689 I am stable as a table. 170 00:08:45,790 --> 00:08:49,954 So, is there a- a girl in your life? 171 00:08:50,061 --> 00:08:53,622 Well, I would hardly call my mother a girl. 172 00:08:53,731 --> 00:08:55,961 But, yeah, she's still very much a part of my life. 173 00:08:56,067 --> 00:09:00,094 No, I mean, uh, someone who makes you hear music. 174 00:09:00,204 --> 00:09:03,173 Oh. Well, she mostly likes talk radio. 175 00:09:03,274 --> 00:09:07,973 I mean, a girl who makes you feel romantic... 176 00:09:08,079 --> 00:09:11,412 and also who makes you hear beautiful music. 177 00:09:11,516 --> 00:09:13,575 Oh. No. 178 00:09:13,684 --> 00:09:17,586 I guess what I'm trying to say is- 179 00:09:21,092 --> 00:09:23,890 Everybody thinks they're Frank Sinatra. 180 00:09:23,995 --> 00:09:27,328 - Maybe we could start anew. 181 00:09:30,435 --> 00:09:33,666 And later, Michael got an urgent call from his mother. 182 00:09:33,771 --> 00:09:37,935 He's with her again. Buster's taken up with that Lucille 2. 183 00:09:38,042 --> 00:09:39,942 That's why you called me here? 184 00:09:40,044 --> 00:09:42,706 I've got my secretary bringing over a bunch of important papers. 185 00:09:42,814 --> 00:09:45,248 - I thought this was urgent. - Well, it's all your fault. 186 00:09:45,349 --> 00:09:48,250 You're the one who insisted he get away from Mother. 187 00:09:48,352 --> 00:09:51,253 Well, I wasn't trying to send him to a new one. Where is he? 188 00:09:51,355 --> 00:09:53,255 He's on the balcony. 189 00:09:53,357 --> 00:09:56,053 Buster? 190 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,355 Mom's becoming a little controlling. 191 00:09:58,463 --> 00:10:00,931 What tripped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again? 192 00:10:01,032 --> 00:10:05,025 That was half my fault. I thought I saw a graham cracker out there. 193 00:10:05,136 --> 00:10:08,299 - You baited the balcony? - Prove it. 194 00:10:08,406 --> 00:10:10,738 So I don't typically take sides with Mother... 195 00:10:10,842 --> 00:10:13,572 but l-l-I do agree that Lucille 2... 196 00:10:13,678 --> 00:10:16,806 might not be the best choice for you. 197 00:10:16,914 --> 00:10:19,610 I wouldn't even have been there if Mom wanted to go bowling. 198 00:10:19,717 --> 00:10:22,117 How am I gonna meet someone who has my interests? 199 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:23,778 - Hi, Michael. - Hey. Great. 200 00:10:23,888 --> 00:10:25,788 - I have those papers for you to sign. - Perfect. 201 00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:28,051 By the way, I love your mother. 202 00:10:28,159 --> 00:10:30,525 - Oh, yeah, I do too. - Oh. 203 00:10:32,330 --> 00:10:35,766 I think I may have found a new girl for Buster. 204 00:10:35,867 --> 00:10:39,769 Good. That Lucille isn't really interested in Buster anyway. 205 00:10:39,871 --> 00:10:43,307 - She's just trying to get even with me. - Get even with you for what? 206 00:10:43,407 --> 00:10:47,002 She wanted me to let in her remodeling crew while she was out of town. 207 00:10:47,111 --> 00:10:50,342 Wait a minute. This tub's a little bigger than it used to be. 208 00:10:50,448 --> 00:10:54,009 It was. Instead ofletting the construction crew... 209 00:10:54,118 --> 00:10:56,018 - into Lucille Austero's penthouse- - Come right in. 210 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,850 Lucille had put them to work on a project ofher own. 211 00:11:00,258 --> 00:11:04,160 - What'd you do? - Well, I sat on one of these jets. 212 00:11:04,262 --> 00:11:07,789 - But I think we can fix it. - Don't give me that look. 213 00:11:07,899 --> 00:11:11,665 I moved the wall a couple of inches into her penthouse. 214 00:11:11,769 --> 00:11:15,364 Don't think she's not over there right now, plotting her revenge. 215 00:11:18,276 --> 00:11:21,268 God, the new equilibrium really does- 216 00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:24,177 It makes the room seem tighter. 217 00:11:25,483 --> 00:11:27,883 She's always a step ahead of me. 218 00:11:27,985 --> 00:11:30,044 That's what makes her such a worthy opponent. 219 00:11:30,154 --> 00:11:33,817 - How'd you pay for it? - I cashed in some stock. You knew it was unfrozen. 220 00:11:33,925 --> 00:11:37,691 I know. I sent you that letter. It says not to sell, or we're gonna lose control. 221 00:11:37,795 --> 00:11:41,356 It does? I stopped at "unfrozen." 222 00:11:41,465 --> 00:11:44,696 Lindsay, you didn't cash in your stock, did you? Tell me you didn't. 223 00:11:44,802 --> 00:11:46,702 - I didn't. - Yet. 224 00:11:46,804 --> 00:11:49,432 There's a pretty long wait list for membership right now. 225 00:11:49,540 --> 00:11:51,872 Gob, you didn't sell, did you? 226 00:11:51,976 --> 00:11:56,572 What? No. I'm trying to get a job from you, Mikey. Come on. 227 00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:59,377 Okay. As long as you two didn't sell, I think we should be okay. 228 00:11:59,483 --> 00:12:01,713 - I was afraid that l- - I just bought the Queen Mary. 229 00:12:01,819 --> 00:12:04,549 You're kidding. I was just gonna get a yacht. 230 00:12:04,655 --> 00:12:08,557 No, no, no. The club. I was dancing with what turned out to be the club's owner... 231 00:12:08,659 --> 00:12:11,651 and he was looking to sell. 232 00:12:11,762 --> 00:12:14,322 Oh, he really, really did look like a woman. 233 00:12:14,432 --> 00:12:17,731 But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under... 234 00:12:17,835 --> 00:12:19,894 is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? 235 00:12:20,004 --> 00:12:22,666 - This is unbelievable. - Tobias, I promised that money to the country club. 236 00:12:22,773 --> 00:12:26,231 - Country club? - It's in such a good neighborhood. 237 00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:28,505 I don't believe this. Did you guys not read the letter? 238 00:12:28,613 --> 00:12:31,912 None of them had read past the word "unfrozen." 239 00:12:32,016 --> 00:12:34,007 I hope you're all proud of yourselves. 240 00:12:34,118 --> 00:12:37,485 Your careless, selfish spending sprees may have cost us the Bluth Company. 241 00:12:37,588 --> 00:12:39,488 Hey, Dad, is that your new car in the driveway? 242 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:42,525 I can't believe you got a Corvette! 243 00:12:42,627 --> 00:12:45,289 It's a company car. 244 00:12:47,827 --> 00:12:50,318 Michael had bought a car... 245 00:12:50,429 --> 00:12:52,659 and it had helped put the company in jeopardy. 246 00:12:52,765 --> 00:12:56,531 I'm sorry about the patch. I'm testifying against the Kings this afternoon. 247 00:12:56,635 --> 00:12:59,035 You can't see it. I just winked. 248 00:12:59,138 --> 00:13:03,268 So basically, you're about 2,000 shares short... 249 00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,843 of being the majority stockholders. 250 00:13:05,945 --> 00:13:08,345 Now unfortunately, it's a private stock... 251 00:13:08,447 --> 00:13:12,178 so you cannotjust buy up the shares unless someone is willing to sell. 252 00:13:12,284 --> 00:13:14,946 - Are you sure? - That's what they said on AskJeeves. 253 00:13:15,054 --> 00:13:18,546 - All right, who's the majority shareholder now? - A company called Standpoor. 254 00:13:18,657 --> 00:13:22,753 - Standpoor? - As in the opposite of Sitwell... 255 00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:25,262 which is run by a certain hairless man... 256 00:13:25,364 --> 00:13:27,594 who could be very upset with you right now. 257 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,895 What would he have to be upset with me about? 258 00:13:30,002 --> 00:13:33,870 - You're wearing his eyebrows? - They make me feel dressier. 259 00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:39,009 - Hello? - Is it true, Michael? Did we lose the company? 260 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:42,911 Kind of. To something called Standpoor. Yeah, it's Sitwell. 261 00:13:43,015 --> 00:13:46,451 - It's Lucille Austero. - Lucille 2? 262 00:13:46,552 --> 00:13:50,079 Standpoor, because she can't stand up without falling over. 263 00:13:50,189 --> 00:13:53,750 I don't know why she'd have any trouble. A piano could stand on those legs. 264 00:13:53,859 --> 00:13:56,419 She's trying to get even with me for the remodeling. 265 00:13:56,528 --> 00:13:59,964 I think we're gonna need a new floating thermometer. 266 00:14:00,065 --> 00:14:02,397 Could I have your- your Blue Cross number? 267 00:14:02,501 --> 00:14:06,995 Well, let's think about this, Mom. I mean, maybe there's a way that we can reason with her- 268 00:14:07,106 --> 00:14:09,006 - Give her Buster. - What? 269 00:14:09,108 --> 00:14:12,236 - We need our company back. - Mom, that's horrible. 270 00:14:12,344 --> 00:14:15,745 I don't suppose you've spent money on something you can return? 271 00:14:15,848 --> 00:14:17,679 - Sweet ride, dude. - Let's give her Buster. 272 00:14:18,951 --> 00:14:20,851 Starla, do you know where my brother is? 273 00:14:20,953 --> 00:14:23,581 Yes, he's on cloud nine. That was me, Michael. 274 00:14:23,689 --> 00:14:25,816 What's going on? Where's Starla? 275 00:14:25,925 --> 00:14:28,291 Oh, she's saying good-bye to someone named Q. 276 00:14:28,394 --> 00:14:31,430 If she can get past his security system, she's gonna tell him it's over. 277 00:14:31,430 --> 00:14:32,192 If she can get past his security system, she's gonna tell him it's over. 278 00:14:32,298 --> 00:14:34,289 She's amazing. 279 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:38,200 We completely connected. And it's all because of you. 280 00:14:38,304 --> 00:14:41,137 You made this happen. 281 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,140 I feel alive! 282 00:14:43,242 --> 00:14:46,370 Indeed, Starla and Buster did hit it off well- 283 00:14:46,478 --> 00:14:50,608 Buster being a sweeter, more supportive man than she was used to... 284 00:14:50,716 --> 00:14:53,446 and Starla being a woman that wasn't 70. 285 00:14:53,552 --> 00:14:58,455 I'm just wondering if you didn't upgrade a little too fast. 286 00:14:58,557 --> 00:15:02,960 You know, you want something sensible, you end up getting pushed into something flashy. 287 00:15:03,062 --> 00:15:04,825 What does that mean? 288 00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:07,296 Don't you think you belong in a Lucille? 289 00:15:13,605 --> 00:15:16,130 Maeby, meanwhile, gave reading her script another shot... 290 00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:19,506 only to discover her work was done. 291 00:15:19,611 --> 00:15:21,977 Her scripts had been noted. 292 00:15:22,081 --> 00:15:24,777 So she went to find the person she thought was responsible. 293 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,317 George Michael, I read your notes. 294 00:15:27,419 --> 00:15:30,479 What? You- Oh, you found the- 295 00:15:30,589 --> 00:15:32,887 - Well, look, I don't-That was a long- - They were great. 296 00:15:32,992 --> 00:15:36,928 I mean, they said so many things I wanted to say, but I didn't know how, you know? 297 00:15:37,029 --> 00:15:38,997 Don't tell anyone, okay? 298 00:15:39,098 --> 00:15:41,658 Never. 299 00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:47,397 I guess she didn't see the drawings. 300 00:15:47,506 --> 00:15:50,942 Meanwhile, Tobias prepared to assume ownership of the Queen Mary. 301 00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:54,342 No, no. It's supposed to say "Tobias's Queen Mary." 302 00:15:54,446 --> 00:15:58,507 No, that is not what it says. I distinct- Hello? 303 00:15:59,952 --> 00:16:02,250 Well, I suppose I could just paint over "Mary." 304 00:16:02,354 --> 00:16:04,845 Don't bother, man. This is our club now. 305 00:16:09,294 --> 00:16:13,424 Tobias didn't want to sell his new club, but Lindsay did. 306 00:16:13,532 --> 00:16:17,696 Which is why she hired several members of a local stripper agency... 307 00:16:17,803 --> 00:16:20,601 called the Hot Cops to pose as the roughnecks. 308 00:16:20,706 --> 00:16:23,869 All right, fellas, look. I know you know nothing but a life on the street... 309 00:16:23,976 --> 00:16:26,877 but I'd like to offer you something that the Queen Mary gave me. 310 00:16:26,979 --> 00:16:28,913 The joy of the stage. 311 00:16:29,014 --> 00:16:32,040 So maybe you could, uh, start jeté-ing... 312 00:16:32,151 --> 00:16:35,552 and stop "je-terrorizing" me. 313 00:16:35,654 --> 00:16:38,487 - Yeah! - Absolutely! 314 00:16:38,590 --> 00:16:41,218 - We could do Rent. - Well, this is joyous news. 315 00:16:41,326 --> 00:16:44,318 And Buster, now convinced that Lucille 2... 316 00:16:44,430 --> 00:16:48,059 was the right woman for him, broke up with Starla. 317 00:16:49,601 --> 00:16:51,501 You okay? 318 00:16:51,603 --> 00:16:53,901 It was for the best anyway. 319 00:16:54,006 --> 00:16:57,942 A girl like that deserves to be taken care of, and I'm just a poor soldier. 320 00:16:58,043 --> 00:17:00,568 You didn't sell your stock? 321 00:17:00,679 --> 00:17:03,614 What? No. Your letter said not to... 322 00:17:03,715 --> 00:17:05,979 and I would never want to hurt the family. 323 00:17:06,085 --> 00:17:08,553 And Michael realized his little brother... 324 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:10,781 deserved happiness more than anyone. 325 00:17:10,889 --> 00:17:13,653 You know, uh, I want you to forget about what I said. 326 00:17:13,759 --> 00:17:15,659 I was wrong. You two belong together. 327 00:17:15,761 --> 00:17:17,820 I'll take care of Lucille 2 for you. 328 00:17:17,930 --> 00:17:19,921 - Really? - Yeah. 329 00:17:20,032 --> 00:17:24,435 Let her down easy. That right knee could go at any time. 330 00:17:24,536 --> 00:17:26,936 Starla! 331 00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:29,940 And at the "Tobias is Queen Mary"... 332 00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:32,704 Tobias couldn't believe how quickly he had gotten through... 333 00:17:32,811 --> 00:17:37,271 to his ragtag gang of neighborhood toughs. 334 00:17:37,382 --> 00:17:41,284 Wow. You really have made some amazing strides in a half an hour. 335 00:17:41,386 --> 00:17:43,445 We have to take this to the streets. 336 00:17:43,555 --> 00:17:45,955 We have to strut! 337 00:17:46,058 --> 00:17:48,117 Michael knew ifhe had any chance... 338 00:17:48,227 --> 00:17:50,559 of getting control of the company again... 339 00:17:50,662 --> 00:17:52,721 - he would need to charm Lucille 2. - Lucille 2. 340 00:17:52,831 --> 00:17:54,992 - Your hair! - Can I take you for a spin? 341 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:59,059 But the spin in Michael's new car retriggered her vertigo. 342 00:17:59,171 --> 00:18:03,301 That night, Tobias's plan to change the streets with his gang... 343 00:18:03,408 --> 00:18:06,002 also turned out to be ill-conceived. 344 00:18:06,111 --> 00:18:09,342 Hey, "fezellas,"looks like you guys are up to no good. 345 00:18:09,448 --> 00:18:14,147 Well, this gang used to be like that too- three, four! 346 00:18:14,253 --> 00:18:17,154 So you think you're tough Well, we hate rappin' 347 00:18:17,256 --> 00:18:19,724 But don't bust a cap in 'Cause here's what's happenin' 348 00:18:19,825 --> 00:18:22,988 We're breakin'out some old-fashioned tappin' 349 00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:27,030 Oh, I've been shot! 350 00:18:27,132 --> 00:18:30,499 - We miscalculated! Retreat! - Quick, switch to Follies! 351 00:18:30,602 --> 00:18:32,934 That's not gonna help! 352 00:18:33,038 --> 00:18:37,372 Meanwhile, Michael and Lucille 2 arrived to find the club nearly empty. 353 00:18:37,476 --> 00:18:39,535 Although Michael would have fit in perfectly. 354 00:18:39,645 --> 00:18:42,580 Something? It's probably- I'll tell you what, Lucille. 355 00:18:42,681 --> 00:18:45,479 - I'm gonna take you dancing, huh? - No, Michael, please. 356 00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:48,519 You have undone all of Dr. Sandor Plumb's work. 357 00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:53,023 Oh, I'm sorry. Look, the reason that I showed up tonight... 358 00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:57,118 was because I don't think that it's right for you to be dating my brother. 359 00:18:57,229 --> 00:18:59,891 I mean, he's met someone else, and, frankly... 360 00:18:59,998 --> 00:19:02,091 the only reason that he asked you out tonight... 361 00:19:02,201 --> 00:19:05,466 was because I wanted him to get the stock back from you... 362 00:19:05,571 --> 00:19:08,062 so that I could regain control of the company. 363 00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:11,574 But I would- I'd rather have my brother back. 364 00:19:11,677 --> 00:19:14,373 So- I'm sorry. 365 00:19:14,479 --> 00:19:16,572 - I understand. - Thank you. 366 00:19:16,682 --> 00:19:21,244 And I do not blame you for not liking the Bluths anymore. 367 00:19:21,353 --> 00:19:24,151 Like the Bluths? I love the Bluths. 368 00:19:24,256 --> 00:19:28,056 - Why did you buy up all of our company stock? - To support you guys. 369 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:33,894 I have always had a standing order to buy up any available Bluth stock. 370 00:19:33,999 --> 00:19:37,662 You do know that we're about 2,000 shares short of controlling the company now. 371 00:19:37,769 --> 00:19:40,932 - Well, you could have some of mine. - Really? Would you do that? 372 00:19:41,039 --> 00:19:43,769 - Yeah, of course. - Well, that's-Thank you. 373 00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:46,173 - Actually, there is a condition. - Anything. 374 00:19:46,278 --> 00:19:50,942 - Call me a cab. - Ah, because of my driving. Yes. 375 00:19:51,049 --> 00:19:53,108 And so the next day... 376 00:19:53,218 --> 00:19:55,982 Michael was thrilled to have control of the company back. 377 00:19:56,088 --> 00:19:58,056 - I fixed everything. - Oh? 378 00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:01,148 With the business. It's all taken care of. 379 00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:04,855 - You didn't think I could, but I did. - Gob, what'd you do? 380 00:20:04,963 --> 00:20:09,093 Hi. - Gob had run into Lucille 2 after Michael dropped her off. 381 00:20:09,201 --> 00:20:11,260 My mom really took up a bunch of your space, huh? 382 00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:13,930 - What a bitch. - What do you mean? 383 00:20:14,039 --> 00:20:16,872 When she expanded her bathroom and moved your wall over. 384 00:20:16,975 --> 00:20:19,773 That's why all your stuff s sticking out. 385 00:20:19,878 --> 00:20:22,278 Oh. 386 00:20:22,381 --> 00:20:27,785 Your mother really has a way of getting my goat. 387 00:20:27,886 --> 00:20:29,854 So Gob- Lucille 2. 388 00:20:29,955 --> 00:20:33,823 - You what? - Oh, and she's not gonna give the shares back now. 389 00:20:33,925 --> 00:20:37,122 - You just said that you fixed everything. - Oh, I meant my problems. 390 00:20:37,229 --> 00:20:39,789 Yeah, she's gonna make me the new president. 391 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:45,565 You don't need to prove yourself to me, little brother. 392 00:20:45,671 --> 00:20:48,469 You will always have a job here. 393 00:20:48,573 --> 00:20:51,201 But I do need the keys to the company car. 394 00:20:53,011 --> 00:20:56,572 On the next Arrested Development- 395 00:20:56,682 --> 00:20:59,617 Lucille 2 reclaims some space. 396 00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:04,521 The Queen Mary changes hands once again. 397 00:21:04,623 --> 00:21:08,525 L-I've wanted a small family restaurant since I got the Kings settlement. 398 00:21:08,627 --> 00:21:10,857 It still has the dungeon area, right? 399 00:21:10,962 --> 00:21:13,294 And Gob gets needy. 400 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:15,628 - Oh. - Let's go for it.