1 00:00:01,022 --> 00:00:03,923 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,025 --> 00:00:06,516 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,627 --> 00:00:08,618 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,168 --> 00:00:15,863 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,707 --> 00:00:23,700 Michael Bluth was working at home when his son made a curious request. 6 00:00:23,811 --> 00:00:26,712 Dad, would anyone miss this Peter and the Wolf read-along record? 7 00:00:26,814 --> 00:00:29,874 No. I think that's part of the model home decorations. Why? 8 00:00:29,984 --> 00:00:34,148 You're right. My girlfriend Ann wants to have a Christian music bonfire here. 9 00:00:34,255 --> 00:00:37,884 That sounds like some mild fun. I think we've got some Christmas music. 10 00:00:37,992 --> 00:00:42,053 Oh, no. It's not- It's not a "Christian music" bonfire. It's a Christian "music bonfire." 11 00:00:42,163 --> 00:00:44,222 You know, we burn all satanic music. 12 00:00:44,331 --> 00:00:47,391 The thing is, though, the only music I have is either instructional or humor. 13 00:00:47,501 --> 00:00:50,902 He'd been particularly fond of a CD of something called TheJerky Boys. 14 00:00:51,005 --> 00:00:52,905 - Hello. 15 00:00:53,007 --> 00:00:55,976 Hey, nitz. Hey, jerky. I wanna buy a house, Dad. 16 00:00:56,077 --> 00:00:58,238 - It's gotta be big. - You said "Dad," buddy. 17 00:00:58,345 --> 00:01:01,473 - Shut up, jerky. 18 00:01:03,751 --> 00:01:06,777 Hey, George Michael. Jesus called. He wants your Thriller album. 19 00:01:06,887 --> 00:01:09,583 Yeah, I don't think the bonfire is such a great idea. 20 00:01:09,690 --> 00:01:11,920 I know it might be weird, but Ann's my girlfriend... 21 00:01:12,026 --> 00:01:14,324 so I think I'll go buy some albums today. 22 00:01:14,428 --> 00:01:16,919 Hey, can you cover for me at the banana stand if l- 23 00:01:18,032 --> 00:01:20,193 - No. - I'll cover for you, pal. 24 00:01:20,301 --> 00:01:22,929 It's been a long time since I've been down at that banana stand. 25 00:01:23,037 --> 00:01:26,803 Oh, okay. Good. It's the only way we're ever gonna get it air-conditioned. 26 00:01:26,907 --> 00:01:31,105 Michael! How would you like me to owe you a favor? 27 00:01:31,212 --> 00:01:33,840 I want you to bid on me at the charity auction this year. 28 00:01:33,948 --> 00:01:36,382 Okay. Now I'd like to use up my favor and decline. 29 00:01:36,484 --> 00:01:38,543 - And isn't that Buster's annual job? 30 00:01:38,652 --> 00:01:41,485 Yes, but I can't have a replay of last year. 31 00:01:41,589 --> 00:01:45,047 When Buster inadvertently bid on Lucille 2. 32 00:01:45,159 --> 00:01:48,060 - $10,000! - Buster. 33 00:01:48,162 --> 00:01:51,393 - And you're embarrassed to have Oscar bid on you. 34 00:01:51,499 --> 00:01:53,626 With his two pair of pants? You bet. 35 00:01:53,734 --> 00:01:57,295 Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. 36 00:01:57,404 --> 00:02:00,032 Really? Did nothing cancel? 37 00:02:00,141 --> 00:02:02,575 All right. I need to borrow a fur. 38 00:02:02,676 --> 00:02:06,635 I thought you were antifur, Lindsay. Weren't you protesting some hunter gun thing yesterday? 39 00:02:06,747 --> 00:02:08,806 I stopped by. I hadn't chosen a side. 40 00:02:08,916 --> 00:02:11,146 which follows all the rules. - Murderers! You're all murderers! 41 00:02:11,252 --> 00:02:15,018 - There are plenty of rules about guns already on the books. - Murderers! 42 00:02:15,122 --> 00:02:17,352 You're not allowed to sell a gun to a kid. 43 00:02:17,458 --> 00:02:21,189 - You're not even allowed to fire your gun in the air- - Is that Frank Wrench? 44 00:02:21,295 --> 00:02:23,058 On the Fourth ofJuly. 45 00:02:23,164 --> 00:02:26,998 In fact, it was People's Choice nominated actor Moses Taylor... 46 00:02:27,101 --> 00:02:30,366 famous for his portrayal of the rule-abiding detective- 47 00:02:30,471 --> 00:02:32,268 - Stop sign. - Frank Wrench... 48 00:02:32,373 --> 00:02:35,672 star of the television show Wrench. 49 00:02:35,776 --> 00:02:38,108 Well, that's one rule I'm not gonna follow. 50 00:02:40,014 --> 00:02:42,778 - Aah. - That's the Second Amendment. Read it. 51 00:02:42,883 --> 00:02:44,851 What do you need with one of Mom's furs? 52 00:02:44,952 --> 00:02:47,512 - I'm cold. - So am I. 53 00:02:47,621 --> 00:02:49,452 - No. - All right, look. 54 00:02:49,557 --> 00:02:52,890 I met Moses Taylor. We're having a date in the park tomorrow. 55 00:02:52,993 --> 00:02:56,451 Try to get him to bid on you at the auction tomorrow, because Michael can't. 56 00:02:56,564 --> 00:02:58,464 He's bidding on Mother. 57 00:02:58,566 --> 00:03:02,866 Except that I'm not. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go work in the banana stand. 58 00:03:02,970 --> 00:03:06,462 And I'm gonna see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts. 59 00:03:06,574 --> 00:03:09,236 I was trying to be sexy. 60 00:03:09,343 --> 00:03:11,311 It just got away from me. 61 00:03:11,412 --> 00:03:16,543 It's bachelorette season in Newport Beach, and some lovely ladies are up for auction. 62 00:03:16,650 --> 00:03:19,847 Plus, another wolf sighting in the park. What that means for your weekend- 63 00:03:19,954 --> 00:03:21,854 Bad news, Michael. 64 00:03:21,956 --> 00:03:25,084 I'm afraid the Blue Man Group and I have parted ways. 65 00:03:25,192 --> 00:03:29,253 Seems I'm officially no longer a standby understudy. 66 00:03:29,363 --> 00:03:33,163 - "Cease and desist." - Seems they don't appreciate competition. 67 00:03:33,267 --> 00:03:35,735 Tobias had recently taken out an ad... 68 00:03:35,836 --> 00:03:38,304 in a trade magazine for a one-man show. 69 00:03:38,405 --> 00:03:42,432 And the worst part is Lindsay's out there chasing some successful actor. 70 00:03:42,543 --> 00:03:45,011 Television's Frank Wrench. 71 00:03:45,112 --> 00:03:48,843 I need to prove to her that I'm not just a man, but a man's man. 72 00:03:48,949 --> 00:03:51,076 - I think she knows that. 73 00:03:51,185 --> 00:03:54,746 Jesus! It's the wolf! That is the wolf! The wolf is upstairs! 74 00:03:54,855 --> 00:03:57,187 I think it's just my son's Peter and the Wolf record. 75 00:03:57,291 --> 00:03:59,919 I thought that was a Homefill. 76 00:04:00,027 --> 00:04:02,621 Michael went to check on his fugitive father... 77 00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:05,198 - who was living in the attic. - You heard my call? 78 00:04:05,299 --> 00:04:08,962 Have you been doing that all over town? Because people think there's a wolf on the loose. 79 00:04:09,069 --> 00:04:12,095 Yes, there is a wolf on the loose. His name is Oscar. 80 00:04:12,206 --> 00:04:16,438 Tell me he's not gonna be bidding on your mother at that charity auction with my money. 81 00:04:16,543 --> 00:04:18,511 Is that why you called me up here, Dad? 82 00:04:18,612 --> 00:04:21,376 Because you are a fugitive, and as far as she knows, you're in another country. 83 00:04:21,482 --> 00:04:25,282 It's driving me crazy. They're parading in public. 84 00:04:25,386 --> 00:04:29,186 My back is-is- it's in knots. I haven't had a massage since prison. 85 00:04:29,290 --> 00:04:31,190 Hope that was forced. 86 00:04:31,292 --> 00:04:34,659 But then I found a way to fix my back in this old catalog. Look at this hot tub. 87 00:04:34,762 --> 00:04:38,220 I could use it for so many things. It could be my, you know, water supply. 88 00:04:38,332 --> 00:04:43,133 And those, uh, premade boil-in-bag meals- You just toss those in there. 89 00:04:43,237 --> 00:04:45,296 - You're not getting a hot tub. - Come on. Please! 90 00:04:45,406 --> 00:04:48,375 Dad, please. We can't afford that. We're in this mess because of you. 91 00:04:48,475 --> 00:04:50,966 I'm working at the banana stand just so we don't lose a shift. 92 00:04:51,078 --> 00:04:53,911 - But- - We're done pampering ourselves in this family. 93 00:04:55,416 --> 00:04:58,647 Yeah, I would like the biggest air-conditioner you've got. 94 00:04:58,752 --> 00:05:00,879 No, no, not tomorrow. I need- 95 00:05:00,988 --> 00:05:02,888 I need it today. I'm not here tomorrow. 96 00:05:02,990 --> 00:05:05,982 Just then, Michael ran into a woman whom he hadn't seen in years. 97 00:05:06,093 --> 00:05:09,426 - Michael? - Sally Sitwell. 98 00:05:09,530 --> 00:05:12,556 Michael had always been in love with Sally Sitwell. 99 00:05:12,666 --> 00:05:15,635 - We could steal a golf cart. - No, they keep 'em locked up. 100 00:05:15,736 --> 00:05:18,830 - I know, 'cause I have a key. - I'll go get my sweater. 101 00:05:18,939 --> 00:05:20,839 Oh, so you wanna use the key. 102 00:05:20,941 --> 00:05:24,240 But his father had a longtime competition with her father. 103 00:05:24,345 --> 00:05:27,337 It looks like my boy is gonna be sticking it to your daughter, Sitwell. 104 00:05:27,448 --> 00:05:30,440 Stick it to her. Stick it to her. 105 00:05:30,551 --> 00:05:32,519 As a result, Michael was awkward around her. 106 00:05:32,619 --> 00:05:36,020 Should we go or... stick around? 107 00:05:36,123 --> 00:05:39,092 No, we're not gonna be sticking anything. Not-Not gonna stick a thing. 108 00:05:39,193 --> 00:05:43,027 Since then, he'd always been eager to show her that he'd become a man. 109 00:05:43,130 --> 00:05:47,089 - Are you still working here? - No, no, no. Filling in for my son. 110 00:05:47,201 --> 00:05:49,965 Michael, and- Wow. 111 00:05:50,070 --> 00:05:53,631 - Sally Stickwell. - Right. 112 00:05:53,741 --> 00:05:56,301 Because the guys wanted to stick it to me. 113 00:05:56,410 --> 00:05:58,207 - What? No. - I never- 114 00:05:58,312 --> 00:06:00,371 - Michael used to say that. - No, I didn't. 115 00:06:00,481 --> 00:06:02,574 - You said other stuff. - I absolutely did not say that. 116 00:06:02,683 --> 00:06:05,481 - Man, he loved you. - So, Gob, tell me- 117 00:06:05,586 --> 00:06:07,554 are you still doing your little tricks? 118 00:06:07,654 --> 00:06:10,145 Do you consider this to be a little trick? 119 00:06:10,257 --> 00:06:13,954 Oh. Did you just squirt me with something? 120 00:06:14,061 --> 00:06:16,723 It's lighter fluid. Didn't put in a new flint. 121 00:06:16,830 --> 00:06:20,732 But still, where did the lighter fluid come from? 122 00:06:20,834 --> 00:06:25,271 - That's- great. - Michael, maybe I'll see you over at the club. 123 00:06:25,372 --> 00:06:28,170 We never really took that cart ride, did we? 124 00:06:28,275 --> 00:06:31,642 And we never will, 'cause I'm not there. 125 00:06:31,745 --> 00:06:35,681 - Nor am I here. I mean, I'm here today. - I'm gonna go. 126 00:06:35,783 --> 00:06:38,013 - Okay. - Okay. 127 00:06:39,119 --> 00:06:41,587 Smooth, Michael... 128 00:06:41,688 --> 00:06:44,919 like her father's head, chest, arms, legs and ass. 129 00:06:45,025 --> 00:06:48,119 - What are you talkin' about? - He's hairless, Michael. It's a condition. 130 00:06:48,228 --> 00:06:51,356 I hate the guy, but at least he's got- Satiny and smooth probably. 131 00:06:51,465 --> 00:06:53,365 I'm just different than you, Gob. 132 00:06:53,467 --> 00:06:57,426 I'm not gonna siphon gas out of some girl's car like you used to in high school... 133 00:06:57,538 --> 00:07:00,530 just so you can show up and say, "Car troubles?" 134 00:07:00,641 --> 00:07:03,337 It's called taking advantage. It's what gets you ahead in life. 135 00:07:03,444 --> 00:07:06,538 Like you did with our biggest shareholder, Lucille Austero. 136 00:07:06,647 --> 00:07:08,945 That was a one-time thing, Michael. It's over. 137 00:07:09,049 --> 00:07:11,711 It was far from over. 138 00:07:11,819 --> 00:07:17,223 - Shall I put the Posturepedic in the down position? - Elevate the knees this time. 139 00:07:17,324 --> 00:07:20,452 You just let Sally Sitwell slip away right when she was ready to go. 140 00:07:20,561 --> 00:07:22,529 - You were scared. - What are you talking about? 141 00:07:22,629 --> 00:07:24,597 - Come on. 142 00:07:24,698 --> 00:07:27,394 You gonna get off and do your little dance too? 143 00:07:27,501 --> 00:07:30,959 No, l-I hurt my ankle yesterday shooting hoops or something. 144 00:07:31,071 --> 00:07:34,131 Oh, God. My ankle. 145 00:07:34,241 --> 00:07:37,369 - Don't move. Let me- - No, no, no. It's bad. 146 00:07:37,478 --> 00:07:39,708 - Mother! Mother! - Buster, it hurts. 147 00:07:39,813 --> 00:07:43,305 Michael decided that perhaps he should go after Sally. 148 00:07:43,417 --> 00:07:45,476 Have you seen my other pair of pants? 149 00:07:45,586 --> 00:07:48,248 Lupe washed them, and they sprouted. I threw them out. 150 00:07:48,355 --> 00:07:50,823 Well, that puts a lot of pressure on this pair. 151 00:07:50,924 --> 00:07:53,984 I think this one's good. Looks like it would've put up a fight. 152 00:07:54,094 --> 00:07:57,291 - I put up one to get it. - As long as it gets Frank Wrench to bid on me. 153 00:07:57,397 --> 00:07:59,297 - It won't. - Hey, Mom. 154 00:07:59,399 --> 00:08:01,697 I need to borrow your country club card. 155 00:08:01,802 --> 00:08:05,829 There's a friend I have that has lunch there often I'd like to run into. 156 00:08:05,939 --> 00:08:07,736 Sounds like you're asking for a favor. 157 00:08:07,841 --> 00:08:11,971 - I know what that's gonna cost me. I'm willing to bid on you. - I'll give you the money. 158 00:08:12,079 --> 00:08:15,537 Start at five grand. If there are other bidders, back off gracefully. 159 00:08:15,649 --> 00:08:21,110 Shout out, "I get her 364 days a year for free!" or something. 160 00:08:21,221 --> 00:08:23,189 You're not gonna hear that phrase. 161 00:08:23,290 --> 00:08:26,623 Soon, Tobias came across a flyer that promised to improve... 162 00:08:26,727 --> 00:08:30,424 both his masculine self-image and his financial standing. 163 00:08:30,531 --> 00:08:32,431 They're literally blue, not sad. 164 00:08:32,533 --> 00:08:36,025 Meanwhile, Michael went to have his accidental encounter with Sally... 165 00:08:36,136 --> 00:08:39,196 - but had forgotten about the club's dress code for lunch. - We have a dress code. 166 00:08:40,707 --> 00:08:42,698 I can't wear this. I look like I'm 16. 167 00:08:42,809 --> 00:08:44,299 - Michael? - Oh, no. 168 00:08:44,411 --> 00:08:46,379 - Hello, Michael. - Stan. 169 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:49,813 - Hello, Sally. - Hi. So, are you meeting someone here for lunch? 170 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:53,045 No. I was going to, then they canceled. So I'm gonna take off. 171 00:08:53,153 --> 00:08:56,611 - No. Just join us, please. - Michael knew he couldn't say no... 172 00:08:56,723 --> 00:09:00,386 - but he also knew he couldn't flirt in front ofher father. - Let's do it. 173 00:09:00,494 --> 00:09:04,396 And at another table, Gob was being taken out to lunch. 174 00:09:04,498 --> 00:09:06,398 Read me the appetizers again. 175 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:10,493 Fried cheese with club sauce. 176 00:09:10,604 --> 00:09:15,405 - Popcorn shrimp with club sauce. 177 00:09:15,509 --> 00:09:17,636 - Chicken fingers- 178 00:09:17,744 --> 00:09:19,974 Oh, stop it. You're making me dizzy. 179 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,571 With spicy club sauce. 180 00:09:22,683 --> 00:09:24,981 No! I mean stop it. 181 00:09:25,085 --> 00:09:27,451 - Gob? - Michael. 182 00:09:27,554 --> 00:09:29,419 - Why don't you join us? - Oh, no. 183 00:09:29,523 --> 00:09:33,152 - I'm just helping her eat. - Oh, if you'd prefer privacy- 184 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:37,196 What? No. Are you kidding? I didn't even wanna have lunch with her in the first place. 185 00:09:37,297 --> 00:09:41,358 I just- or- I ju- 186 00:09:41,468 --> 00:09:44,767 And so lunch continued with both Bluth boys trying to prove... 187 00:09:44,871 --> 00:09:48,500 they weren't interested in the women they were interested in. 188 00:09:48,609 --> 00:09:52,443 When I saw those golf carts, it kind of brought back some memories. 189 00:09:52,546 --> 00:09:54,776 Did you have too much club sauce on your calamari? 190 00:09:54,881 --> 00:09:58,044 Gob, read me the desserts. 191 00:09:58,151 --> 00:09:59,846 She p- 192 00:09:59,953 --> 00:10:02,319 probably forgot her old lady glasses. 193 00:10:02,422 --> 00:10:04,390 What is the matter with you, Goby? 194 00:10:04,491 --> 00:10:07,187 I'm happy to read to the lovely lady. 195 00:10:07,294 --> 00:10:10,354 An assortment of ice creams and sorbets. 196 00:10:10,464 --> 00:10:12,694 - You all right with him reading to your girl? - Not my girl. 197 00:10:12,799 --> 00:10:14,858 - Huh? - Why don't you read to your girl? 198 00:10:14,968 --> 00:10:17,266 Come on. I don't have a girl. No, thanks. 199 00:10:17,371 --> 00:10:19,839 - Already taken care of. Thank you. Thanks. - I'm sorry. 200 00:10:19,940 --> 00:10:22,841 Apparently there's been some increased activity on your card. 201 00:10:22,943 --> 00:10:25,138 It's been declined. 202 00:10:25,245 --> 00:10:29,306 In fact, the increased activity on Michael's card was his father's. 203 00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:31,907 You think a hot tub is the best thing for someone with your condition? 204 00:10:32,019 --> 00:10:36,319 I can't see, but, uh, I didn't know there was a doctor installing this. 205 00:10:36,423 --> 00:10:38,983 Somebody order a case of Bag & Boil frozen dinners? 206 00:10:39,092 --> 00:10:42,289 - I'm happy to get this. - No, no. No, please, Stan. I'll do it. Um- 207 00:10:42,396 --> 00:10:44,887 Can you put this on my mother's card? 208 00:10:44,998 --> 00:10:47,865 Your mother? No. No, no, no. She's a pool member only. 209 00:10:47,968 --> 00:10:50,163 You'll excuse me if my tone is not polite... 210 00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:52,568 but this is more polite than she has ever talked to me. 211 00:10:52,673 --> 00:10:57,007 Michael had a feeling why his credit card had been rejected. 212 00:10:57,110 --> 00:11:00,204 - What the hell did you do? 213 00:11:00,313 --> 00:11:03,009 I overdid it. 214 00:11:03,116 --> 00:11:05,949 Oh, it's so hot. 215 00:11:11,224 --> 00:11:15,456 Michael's father had just installed a hot tub in the attic. 216 00:11:15,562 --> 00:11:18,554 - What happened to you? - I tried to drink some of the water... 217 00:11:18,665 --> 00:11:21,395 and it was too hot, and it tasted like soy sauce. 218 00:11:21,501 --> 00:11:25,369 I think the teriyaki chicken burst. 219 00:11:25,472 --> 00:11:28,600 That's why people typically don't cook in these things or install them in attics. 220 00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:33,009 You gotta get it out of here, Mikey. My eyes, they're burning. 221 00:11:33,113 --> 00:11:35,240 Wanna thank you for charging it to my credit card. 222 00:11:35,348 --> 00:11:37,578 You made me look very foolish in front of Sally Sitwell. 223 00:11:37,684 --> 00:11:39,845 - Did you stick it to her? - No, I didn't. 224 00:11:39,953 --> 00:11:42,683 You screwed that up, just like you screwed up this hot tub. 225 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,757 Is that veal Marsala stuck in the intake? 226 00:11:44,858 --> 00:11:47,622 They all look so good on the boxes. 227 00:11:47,728 --> 00:11:49,753 You know, it's good you backed off Sally. 228 00:11:49,863 --> 00:11:55,392 I don't need that guy saying his daughter's sticking it to my loser son. 229 00:11:55,502 --> 00:12:00,337 You know something? The reason I never went after her is because you're always pushing me. 230 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:04,240 But now that I know that I don't have your approval, l-I think that, uh... 231 00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:07,142 I think that I'll finally go for it. 232 00:12:07,247 --> 00:12:12,116 This isn't turning into the party hangout I hoped. 233 00:12:13,587 --> 00:12:16,215 - Hey. - Hey, I thought I heard something before... 234 00:12:16,323 --> 00:12:18,314 like a wolf drowning or something. 235 00:12:18,425 --> 00:12:20,791 I think that that was maybe the house settling. 236 00:12:20,894 --> 00:12:23,362 Speaking of settling, how's Ann? I mean, have you- 237 00:12:23,463 --> 00:12:26,091 have you settled on an artist's work to burn? 238 00:12:26,199 --> 00:12:28,258 - I was thinking Eminem for a while. - Sure. 239 00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:30,859 But everyone is gonna be burning Eminem. So, you know- 240 00:12:30,971 --> 00:12:34,304 And then I got this Pat Boone album, but the guy is Christian. 241 00:12:34,407 --> 00:12:37,035 But, you know, I don't know. Somebody's gotta burn, right? 242 00:12:37,144 --> 00:12:40,375 - Well, I guess. - Right. 243 00:12:43,717 --> 00:12:47,118 - Hey. - Oh, boy. I got some looks on the bus 'cause of this. 244 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,051 What are you doing with that thing? 245 00:12:49,156 --> 00:12:52,614 I am going to catch that wolf, Michael. I'm gonna shoot it with this tranquilizer gun... 246 00:12:52,726 --> 00:12:55,820 get the reward, and bid on my woman at the charity auction. 247 00:12:55,929 --> 00:12:59,092 Isn't there some kind of a waiting period for a rifle like that? 248 00:12:59,199 --> 00:13:01,167 It turns out there is. 249 00:13:01,268 --> 00:13:03,668 Two weeks? Isn't there a loophole? 250 00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:06,500 There is a gun show loophole. 251 00:13:06,606 --> 00:13:10,372 What timing, huh? I mean, right out back they were having one. 252 00:13:10,477 --> 00:13:13,378 Gob, I'm going hunting for my wife. 253 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,812 How lame was Lucille 2 at lunch, huh? 254 00:13:15,916 --> 00:13:17,884 - You've gotten attached, haven't you? 255 00:13:17,984 --> 00:13:20,179 You're not gonna tell anybody about this, are you? 256 00:13:20,287 --> 00:13:22,187 Come on. I'm not one to judge. 257 00:13:22,289 --> 00:13:25,349 Every time I've gone out with Sally, I've looked like I'm 12 years old. 258 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:28,256 But, yes, I probably will tell people about this. 259 00:13:28,361 --> 00:13:32,855 Maybe we can strike up a deal. You keep this to yourself, I help you get Sally. 260 00:13:32,966 --> 00:13:34,934 Siphon a little something from her car... 261 00:13:35,035 --> 00:13:37,526 you show up in the Corvette, looking like a man. 262 00:13:37,637 --> 00:13:39,537 Car troubles? 263 00:13:39,639 --> 00:13:41,903 Probably shouldn't do the fireball when you siphon the gas. 264 00:13:42,008 --> 00:13:45,341 I guess this flint's still got a little life left in it, huh? 265 00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:49,108 Lindsay, meanwhile, was waiting in the park for her date with Moses Taylor. 266 00:13:49,216 --> 00:13:51,741 Sorry I'm late. Fans. 267 00:13:51,852 --> 00:13:55,049 - Sometimes it takes a while to jar their memories. 268 00:13:55,155 --> 00:13:59,956 Nice fur. You know, there are some nuts out there who'd wanna throw red paint all over you. 269 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:03,689 Wait a minute. I think there's one right over there. 270 00:14:03,797 --> 00:14:07,062 - Oh, my God. You're- - Someone needs to read this. 271 00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:10,136 And that's when Lindsay's heel went out. 272 00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:17,307 - I got him. - False alarm. 273 00:14:19,579 --> 00:14:21,570 Crap. 274 00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:28,981 - I'm being saved by Frank Wrench. - No, you're not. 275 00:14:29,089 --> 00:14:31,080 - Frank Wrench. - Shut up. 276 00:14:31,191 --> 00:14:34,251 - But, unbeknownst to Lindsay and Tobias- - Oh, shoot. 277 00:14:34,361 --> 00:14:37,660 - Oh, great. - the actor who played Frank Wrench wasn't saving her... 278 00:14:37,764 --> 00:14:40,130 but was just trying to distance himself... 279 00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:44,169 from the outlandish "Moses Taylor Hunts People'scandal... 280 00:14:44,271 --> 00:14:47,502 that had been started by a rabid anti-gun fanatic. 281 00:14:51,378 --> 00:14:54,142 And that night, Michael went to help Sally... 282 00:14:54,247 --> 00:14:56,807 with the car problems Gob had created. 283 00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:59,886 What the hell? 284 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:03,149 Only to find out things had gotten out ofhand for Gob. 285 00:15:03,256 --> 00:15:06,157 Michael did look heroic as he went to put out the fire. 286 00:15:06,259 --> 00:15:09,456 Unfortunately, Sally arrived too late to see him that way. 287 00:15:09,562 --> 00:15:11,200 - God, what happened? 288 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:14,404 Car trouble. 289 00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:20,661 - Gob had just blown up a car. 290 00:15:21,109 --> 00:15:23,509 The next thing I know, I'm running for my life. 291 00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:27,104 And all I could think was, if something were to ever happen to me... 292 00:15:27,215 --> 00:15:29,115 how sad I'd be, you know? 293 00:15:29,217 --> 00:15:32,983 What you did to me at lunch today- You were ashamed to be with me. 294 00:15:33,088 --> 00:15:37,957 No! I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you. 295 00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:41,791 I'm sorry, but you have no courage. 296 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:44,195 How can you say that? Shh. 297 00:15:44,299 --> 00:15:48,633 I thought I heard my mom. How can you say that? 298 00:15:48,737 --> 00:15:51,205 - And on the other side of the wall- - Michael? 299 00:15:51,306 --> 00:15:53,433 Lucille was finalizing her plans for the evening. 300 00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:55,442 You can bid up to 10,000. 301 00:15:55,544 --> 00:15:58,240 The deal is off. You didn't tell me it was a restricted membership. 302 00:15:58,347 --> 00:16:00,144 Find somebody else to do your bidding. 303 00:16:00,248 --> 00:16:02,045 There is no one else. 304 00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:04,414 - Hi. - Hi. 305 00:16:04,519 --> 00:16:07,181 - They said I could see you finally. - Yes. 306 00:16:07,289 --> 00:16:10,816 God, I just feel awful for whoever's car that was. 307 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:14,225 Mm-hmm. I know it. 308 00:16:14,329 --> 00:16:18,390 Sally, I was thinking that maybe you and I could- 309 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:22,596 Don't try to talk. I have to run anyway. I gotta do this charity auction thing. 310 00:16:22,704 --> 00:16:27,232 I'm sorry, sir. Your Blue Cross Blue Shield was denied. We've called your mother. 311 00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:34,008 I'll be back. I'll check on you later. Feel better. 312 00:16:37,919 --> 00:16:40,387 Michael decided to bid on her at the auction... 313 00:16:40,489 --> 00:16:43,458 and he knewjust where he could get the money to do so. 314 00:16:43,558 --> 00:16:46,721 Yeah. Start draining the hot tub. It's going back. 315 00:16:46,828 --> 00:16:49,456 And Lucille, with no other prospects... 316 00:16:49,564 --> 00:16:52,362 turned to the son she least expected to support her. 317 00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:57,302 Gob, I don't suppose I could pay you to bid on me at a charity auction. 318 00:16:57,406 --> 00:17:00,239 And Gob was just depressed enough to do so. 319 00:17:00,342 --> 00:17:02,469 - Whatever you want. - Oh, goody. 320 00:17:02,577 --> 00:17:05,045 And finally, George Michael and Ann's... 321 00:17:05,147 --> 00:17:07,775 - Christian music bonfire was under way. 322 00:17:07,883 --> 00:17:11,876 - Without ever going to the gym. - I can't believe how many people you told about this. 323 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:15,252 Yeah, I hope I didn't confuse people by saying it was a CD burning party. 324 00:17:15,357 --> 00:17:17,325 Great party! 325 00:17:17,426 --> 00:17:20,418 Maeby, I burned like 10 CD's from somebody's MP3 player. 326 00:17:20,529 --> 00:17:22,429 This is a disaster. 327 00:17:22,531 --> 00:17:24,999 Maybe you shouldjust try listening to some of the music. 328 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,227 Yeah, some of the artists are kind of talented. 329 00:17:27,335 --> 00:17:30,998 I don't know if you've heard of The Jerky Boys. They do prank phone calls. 330 00:17:31,106 --> 00:17:34,735 It's kind of old school, but- I have the tape in my room. 331 00:17:34,843 --> 00:17:37,334 I accidentally didn't burn it yet. 332 00:17:38,847 --> 00:17:41,315 - Meanwhile, the auction began. - Next up... 333 00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:44,214 we've got last year's charity case, Lindsay Fünke. 334 00:17:44,319 --> 00:17:46,787 - Lindsay showed up- - Oh, no. Not again. 335 00:17:46,888 --> 00:17:49,857 although she was still feeling the effects of the tranquilizer. 336 00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:53,359 - Hundred dollars, folks? - Stick a wrench in me. I'm done. 337 00:17:53,462 --> 00:17:55,293 - Anybody got 50? - My wife is humiliated. 338 00:17:55,397 --> 00:17:58,924 This is my chance to right the small wrong that I did. 339 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:02,629 You shot her in the ass with about four ounces of horse tranquilizer. 340 00:18:02,737 --> 00:18:05,535 - I haven't been the perfect husband. Yes, I admit that. - Twenty? 341 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,108 - But now is my chance to be a hero. 342 00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:11,043 - Please, Michael, give me some of your money. - Ten? 343 00:18:11,146 --> 00:18:14,115 - Does anybody have 10? - I've got $5,000, and I need that for Sally... 344 00:18:14,216 --> 00:18:17,447 - but if you wanna make a low bid- - Five thousand dollars. 345 00:18:17,552 --> 00:18:20,521 - For that? Sold. 346 00:18:20,622 --> 00:18:22,783 I think you overpaid. 347 00:18:22,891 --> 00:18:25,189 George Michael's prospects were also improving... 348 00:18:25,293 --> 00:18:28,057 - as the two made prank phone calls together. - Let me try. 349 00:18:29,097 --> 00:18:31,190 - Hey, rubberneck. - Ann... 350 00:18:31,299 --> 00:18:34,564 could you and George Michael please call someone else for a little while? 351 00:18:34,669 --> 00:18:36,637 - He knows it was us. - What? 352 00:18:43,612 --> 00:18:45,637 We finally got a good one comin'up. 353 00:18:45,747 --> 00:18:49,308 Sally Sitwell. What do I hear? 354 00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:52,181 - Five hundred dollars. - You're not bidding? I was hoping you would. 355 00:18:52,287 --> 00:18:54,152 - [Man #2] Six hundred! - You were? 356 00:18:54,256 --> 00:18:55,951 You're a good kid. You always have been. 357 00:18:56,057 --> 00:18:58,685 Not like that showboat of a father of yours, if you don't mind me saying. 358 00:18:58,793 --> 00:19:01,523 - [Man #1] Seven hundred! - I've called him so much worse. 359 00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:04,224 The truth is, sir, I am interested... 360 00:19:04,332 --> 00:19:06,823 but I don't have the money to buy your daughter. 361 00:19:06,935 --> 00:19:10,564 - You sure do drive a nice car. - [Man #2] Eight hundred. 362 00:19:10,672 --> 00:19:13,266 And I need one. Mine got torched today. 363 00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:16,435 [Man #1] One thousand! - Drop it off when you drop my daughter off tonight. 364 00:19:16,545 --> 00:19:20,345 And finally, with both the approval of Sally's father... 365 00:19:20,448 --> 00:19:25,408 and the lack of approval of his own, Michael was ready to make his move. 366 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:28,751 - 15,000. - What? 367 00:19:28,857 --> 00:19:30,848 - Wow. - Yeah. 368 00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:33,189 I gotta tell ya. This puts a lot of pressure on me. 369 00:19:33,295 --> 00:19:36,458 - It's for a good cause. - I heard it was to reseed the greens. 370 00:19:36,565 --> 00:19:39,864 Gonna be a lot of shifts for you at the banana stand, huh? 371 00:19:39,968 --> 00:19:42,766 I should be honest with you. I don't have that much money... 372 00:19:42,871 --> 00:19:46,272 - and I sold the Corvette to cover it. - That's quick. To who? 373 00:19:46,374 --> 00:19:48,968 - Your father, as a matter of fact. - My father? 374 00:19:49,077 --> 00:19:51,739 - Yeah. - My father can't drive a convertible. 375 00:19:51,846 --> 00:19:53,871 Mind if I open it up? 376 00:19:55,850 --> 00:19:57,875 Wow! 377 00:19:57,986 --> 00:20:00,887 - Got some pickup. - This is just like him. 378 00:20:00,989 --> 00:20:03,150 He always interferes with everyone I date. 379 00:20:03,258 --> 00:20:06,455 Well, you can tell him to give you your car back. 380 00:20:06,561 --> 00:20:10,463 - But I bought you. - I'm sorry. I'm not like you. 381 00:20:10,565 --> 00:20:15,229 I'd almost rather date someone my father doesn't approve of. 382 00:20:15,337 --> 00:20:18,135 Thanks anyway. 383 00:20:21,076 --> 00:20:25,410 That-That-That is like me. That's exactly like me! 384 00:20:25,513 --> 00:20:28,539 And soon it was time for Gob to bid on his mother. 385 00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:32,609 Not all bad. The only one bidding on Lucille 2 is that hairless Sitwell. 386 00:20:32,721 --> 00:20:34,484 Seven right there. Eight. 387 00:20:34,589 --> 00:20:36,420 - Sitwell's bidding on Lucille 2? - Nine. 388 00:20:36,524 --> 00:20:40,051 First he fires me, then he steals my- 389 00:20:40,161 --> 00:20:42,994 - Going once- - mother's best friend. 390 00:20:43,098 --> 00:20:45,328 Going twice. Nine going twice. 391 00:20:45,433 --> 00:20:48,630 - $10,000. - Oh, how grand. 392 00:20:48,737 --> 00:20:52,935 Sold. Up from $800 to $ 10,000. 393 00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:56,033 Wow. You guys really want a new golf course. 394 00:20:56,144 --> 00:20:59,443 And all from nonmembers. 395 00:20:59,547 --> 00:21:02,277 On the next Arrested Development. 396 00:21:02,384 --> 00:21:05,615 - George Sr. Shows up to bid on Lucille. 397 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,688 But the sound of his wolf call... 398 00:21:07,789 --> 00:21:10,485 and the smell of chicken teriyaki interfere. 399 00:21:10,592 --> 00:21:12,492 No, no, no, no. 400 00:21:12,594 --> 00:21:15,358 No. Oh. Oh. Oh, no.