1 00:00:02,982 --> 00:00:04,973 and the one son who had no choice... 2 00:00:05,084 --> 00:00:07,075 but to keep them all together. 3 00:00:12,591 --> 00:00:14,252 It's Arrested Development. 4 00:00:16,529 --> 00:00:20,090 Michael Bluth arrived home to find his mother, Lucille... 5 00:00:20,199 --> 00:00:23,362 - in a state of agitation. - I think the company's in trouble. 6 00:00:23,469 --> 00:00:25,835 What tipped you? The falling profits... 7 00:00:25,938 --> 00:00:28,998 or that we're a regular feature on Bill O'Reilly's "Most Ridiculous Item of the Day"? 8 00:00:29,108 --> 00:00:33,670 I'm talking about the fact that my "friend" Lucille Austero bought our company... 9 00:00:33,779 --> 00:00:37,078 and I think she's going for a power grab, that bitch! 10 00:00:37,182 --> 00:00:39,616 You're not at home, Mom. She doesn't live next door when you're here. 11 00:00:39,718 --> 00:00:43,017 Secondly, she's already grabbed power. She's the majority shareholder of the company. 12 00:00:43,122 --> 00:00:46,523 I'll tell you what she wants to grab: Your brother Gob. 13 00:00:46,625 --> 00:00:49,924 - In fact, Lucille 2 was already with Gob- - You look really nice. 14 00:00:50,029 --> 00:00:52,862 - but she was growing tired of his neediness. - Where are you going? 15 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:54,865 I'm going to my spin class. 16 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:56,867 - Thought you had vertigo. 17 00:00:56,969 --> 00:01:00,063 She'll sell the company or break it up into little parts or something... 18 00:01:00,172 --> 00:01:03,437 all under the guise of "caring" about our family. 19 00:01:03,542 --> 00:01:07,535 Gotta stop quoting when you drink. I certainly hope she's not planning a move. 20 00:01:07,646 --> 00:01:11,912 I wouldn't put it past her. She'd love to get at me any way she could. 21 00:01:12,017 --> 00:01:13,917 That's why she's been flirting with Gob. 22 00:01:14,019 --> 00:01:17,614 She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am... 23 00:01:17,723 --> 00:01:21,215 but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for Gob. 24 00:01:21,327 --> 00:01:24,558 - Think that makes the joke on Gob. 25 00:01:24,663 --> 00:01:26,597 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, buddy. 26 00:01:26,699 --> 00:01:28,599 Was that Gangy who was just- 27 00:01:28,701 --> 00:01:32,501 You all right? Sorry. Your grandmother had a little accident here. 28 00:01:32,605 --> 00:01:35,335 Oh. Does that mean she's gonna have to come live with us? 29 00:01:35,441 --> 00:01:39,309 No, no. No. It was- It was her drink, and even if it wasn't, just- 30 00:01:39,411 --> 00:01:42,380 Do you remember when I bid on Sally Sitwell at the bachelorette auction? 31 00:01:42,481 --> 00:01:46,110 They sent me this basket with all this stuff for our date, you know. It's a whole package. 32 00:01:46,218 --> 00:01:49,187 I thought that maybe we could do it together, like a Valentine's present. 33 00:01:49,288 --> 00:01:51,518 - You're not gonna take Sally? - Sally, no. No. 34 00:01:51,624 --> 00:01:54,024 L-I wanted it for us. I never wanted to be with Sally. 35 00:01:54,126 --> 00:01:57,095 Actually, Michael had gone over to Sitwell Enterprises- 36 00:01:57,196 --> 00:02:01,360 - Michael Bluth to see Sally. - one day earlier to set up a date with Sally. 37 00:02:01,467 --> 00:02:05,801 I'm afraid she's not here. If you'd like me to take the package, I can give it to her. 38 00:02:07,606 --> 00:02:11,133 No, no. This is, uh- This is not for her. It's for my son. 39 00:02:11,243 --> 00:02:13,609 Just don't tell her I came by. 40 00:02:13,712 --> 00:02:15,976 In fact, Sally wasn't there... 41 00:02:16,081 --> 00:02:18,379 and the person Michael saw was her father. 42 00:02:18,484 --> 00:02:22,045 - You kidding? This makes me look like my daughter. - No one's going to think that. 43 00:02:22,154 --> 00:02:25,089 I look like Edgar Winter. Forget it. I gotta get to spin class. 44 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:28,523 So what do you say? We got a basketful of father-son fun here. 45 00:02:28,627 --> 00:02:32,290 - What's Kama Sutra oil? - Maybe it's not for us. 46 00:02:32,398 --> 00:02:35,629 Ah, Valentine's Day, which- 47 00:02:35,734 --> 00:02:37,702 Oh! Was your mother here? 48 00:02:37,803 --> 00:02:40,499 Here. You all right? I'll help you up. 49 00:02:40,606 --> 00:02:43,700 Oh, that is quite a basket you've got there, Michael. 50 00:02:43,809 --> 00:02:45,902 That Sally Sitwell is one lucky lady. 51 00:02:46,011 --> 00:02:49,742 Well, I'm- I'm not so sure that she's actually... right for me, anyway. 52 00:02:49,848 --> 00:02:53,648 But you got one of these too, didn't you? Y-You bought Lindsay at the same auction. 53 00:02:53,752 --> 00:02:57,244 Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad... 54 00:02:57,356 --> 00:02:59,483 on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. 55 00:02:59,591 --> 00:03:02,651 So now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. 56 00:03:02,761 --> 00:03:05,662 It's just-There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. 57 00:03:05,764 --> 00:03:09,427 Tobias wanted to make sure that everything was perfect for Lindsay... 58 00:03:09,535 --> 00:03:12,663 so he went to check it out first. 59 00:03:12,771 --> 00:03:15,171 Oh. Body chocolate. 60 00:03:17,209 --> 00:03:21,543 - It's a wonderful package. I'll take it. - You just did. 61 00:03:21,647 --> 00:03:24,377 Why don't you take this? I don't have anyone to go with anyway. 62 00:03:24,483 --> 00:03:26,951 Can you imagine how jealous that would make her? 63 00:03:27,052 --> 00:03:28,986 "Where's Tobias?" 64 00:03:29,088 --> 00:03:32,649 "Oh, he's just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth... 65 00:03:32,758 --> 00:03:34,919 and they're dipping each other in"- 66 00:03:35,027 --> 00:03:38,929 - Oh, you didn't get any body chocolate. - L-I didn't mean with me. 67 00:03:39,031 --> 00:03:42,865 L-I hate to see you struggle like this. In fact, why don't you let me ask her for you? 68 00:03:42,968 --> 00:03:46,529 Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you? 69 00:03:46,638 --> 00:03:50,597 I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks anytime. 70 00:03:50,709 --> 00:03:54,475 Okay. You know what you do? Buy yourself a tape recorder. Record yourself for a whole day. 71 00:03:54,580 --> 00:03:57,310 I think you're gonna be surprised at some of your phrasing. 72 00:03:57,416 --> 00:04:00,317 Butterscotch! Want a lick? 73 00:04:00,419 --> 00:04:03,855 And later, Lindsay stopped by the office at Michael's request. 74 00:04:03,956 --> 00:04:08,484 Great. Thank you. Listen. I want you to take... my romance package at the Four Seas Hotel. 75 00:04:08,594 --> 00:04:11,154 - Oh, yea! - That's great. Tobias is gonna be thrilled. 76 00:04:11,263 --> 00:04:14,892 - Oh. I have to go with Tobias? - Lindsay, your husband really wants this to work. 77 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,458 - Come on. Let me play Cupid this year. - I thought he went already. 78 00:04:18,570 --> 00:04:23,007 - I'm giving you mine. - Because you're afraid to ask Sally Sitwell to go with you. 79 00:04:23,108 --> 00:04:26,566 - That's not true at all. - Mmm? Chaw-chee-chaw, chee-chaw. 80 00:04:26,678 --> 00:04:28,942 - What is that? Is that a chicken? - What's this? 81 00:04:29,047 --> 00:04:31,481 - Oh. Michael's scared to ask out Sally. - No, I'm not. 82 00:04:31,583 --> 00:04:35,314 - Chaw-chee-chaw- - This is priceless. 83 00:04:35,420 --> 00:04:38,912 You too. This is great. Come on. These aren't even birds. 84 00:04:39,024 --> 00:04:41,584 - I am not-That's enough. There are people working. 85 00:04:41,693 --> 00:04:44,355 Listen, I think that Lucille 2 is up to something. 86 00:04:44,463 --> 00:04:48,194 Mom said the same thing. I thought she was ticked off'cause you're seeing her. 87 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:50,825 What? You're seeing Lucille 2? Does Buster know? 88 00:04:50,936 --> 00:04:54,667 No. And I'm not. Just don't tell people- 89 00:04:54,773 --> 00:04:58,539 I'm playing the part of the gigolo so that she'll keep the company afloat. 90 00:04:58,644 --> 00:05:02,273 But something weird happened yesterday when I was trying to find a way out of there. 91 00:05:06,418 --> 00:05:08,318 Hello? 92 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:12,322 - In fact, it was Stan Sitwell calling her... 93 00:05:12,424 --> 00:05:15,291 as he'd become quite taken with Lucille 2 himself. 94 00:05:15,394 --> 00:05:18,124 It all makes sense. Why else would Sally Sitwell be avoiding me? 95 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:22,132 - She thinks you're a loser. - And why would Lucille 2 be so distant toward me? 96 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:24,896 - 'Cause she knows you're a loser. - I think it's pretty clear. 97 00:05:25,003 --> 00:05:27,403 Lucille 2 and Sitwell are working on a business deal. 98 00:05:27,506 --> 00:05:30,441 Lindsay, I'd like for you to go over to Sitwell and see what you can find out. 99 00:05:30,542 --> 00:05:32,669 - I can't go there again. - Why do I have to do that? 100 00:05:32,778 --> 00:05:35,372 Because you've been helping yourself to the company money for some time. 101 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,971 It's not like you do anything for the family anyway. 102 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:40,017 Gob doesn't do anything for the family. 103 00:05:40,118 --> 00:05:42,552 Hey, I'm- Lucille 2. 104 00:05:42,654 --> 00:05:44,747 Oh. I could do something like that. 105 00:05:44,857 --> 00:05:48,258 This is what Dad was really good at- getting us out of tight spots. 106 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:52,694 In fact, at that very moment, George Sr. was in a tight spot... 107 00:05:52,798 --> 00:05:55,426 as he'd gotten himself wedged under the furnace... 108 00:05:55,534 --> 00:05:59,129 while chasing after a sour ball that had rolled out of his pocket. 109 00:06:03,141 --> 00:06:05,109 Eventually, Michael rescued him. 110 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:07,337 I'm starting to worry she's gonna sell us out. 111 00:06:07,446 --> 00:06:10,779 I think the answer to this problem is money. 112 00:06:10,883 --> 00:06:15,115 Now, this may just be me having my head against a hundred-degree furnace for an hour... 113 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:17,745 but maybe we should bring in Jack Dorso. 114 00:06:17,856 --> 00:06:22,418 - UncleJack? - Well, no. He's not my uncle. He's, uh, my dad's friend. 115 00:06:22,527 --> 00:06:24,791 But, uh, this guy has got a fortune. 116 00:06:24,897 --> 00:06:27,889 Jack Dorso first achieved success in the '40s... 117 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,902 as a costar of the radio and then film serial, Red McGibbon and Bullet: Nazi Hunters. 118 00:06:33,005 --> 00:06:34,905 There are two Nazis up there in that dance hall. 119 00:06:35,007 --> 00:06:36,941 - Shoot me. - [Gunshot, Glass Shatters] 120 00:06:37,042 --> 00:06:39,567 Happy Valentine's Day, Nazis. 121 00:06:39,678 --> 00:06:42,272 When the actor who played Red McGibbon... 122 00:06:42,381 --> 00:06:45,179 was jailed for his Communist sympathies... 123 00:06:45,284 --> 00:06:49,084 Jack Dorso made one attempt at a solo Bullet feature. 124 00:06:49,187 --> 00:06:53,419 But the audience was not ready to accept Bullet as a romantic lead... 125 00:06:53,525 --> 00:06:56,392 despite his powerful upper body. 126 00:06:56,495 --> 00:06:58,395 So he started a chain of gymnasiums... 127 00:06:58,497 --> 00:07:02,228 having stolen the idea from Red during a prison visit. 128 00:07:02,334 --> 00:07:04,859 - And as the years passed- - Hey, Jack! 129 00:07:04,970 --> 00:07:09,430 He became well-known for his annual birthday feats of strength. 130 00:07:09,541 --> 00:07:12,567 Five pounds for each year of my life. 131 00:07:12,678 --> 00:07:15,738 Sadly, he lost the use of his legs on his 70th birthday- 132 00:07:15,847 --> 00:07:20,250 - Release! - at the newly-remodeled Jack Dorso's in Albany, New York. 133 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:23,116 - Too much! 134 00:07:24,990 --> 00:07:27,618 If he's got so much money, how come we never called him before? 135 00:07:27,726 --> 00:07:30,388 But I have. I mean, there wouldn't be a Bluth Company without him. 136 00:07:30,495 --> 00:07:32,827 I could never have afforded that first tract of land. 137 00:07:32,931 --> 00:07:34,831 But he always wants something in return. 138 00:07:34,933 --> 00:07:36,833 I don't know. 139 00:07:36,935 --> 00:07:40,769 See if you can talk your mother into taking another bullet for the Bluth family. 140 00:07:46,378 --> 00:07:50,838 The family gathered at Lucille's to welcome and solicit UncleJack. 141 00:07:50,949 --> 00:07:52,940 And remember, he wasn't really their uncle. 142 00:07:53,051 --> 00:07:56,851 Buster. Nice of you to take a break from that common whore you've been dating. 143 00:07:56,955 --> 00:08:01,483 She is not a whore, Mother. She happens to be the new secretary of the Bluth Company. 144 00:08:01,593 --> 00:08:06,155 And, yes, she's more experienced than a normal girl. 145 00:08:06,264 --> 00:08:10,792 - But sometimes love should be terrifying. - In fact... 146 00:08:10,902 --> 00:08:13,837 - Buster had even started using his army stealth training. - Buster. 147 00:08:13,939 --> 00:08:17,534 I'll be right in, and then maybe we can talk about- 148 00:08:17,642 --> 00:08:20,770 Makin' that love. 149 00:08:23,615 --> 00:08:28,985 I shouldn't complain. It's better than you dating Lucille 2, that bitch! 150 00:08:29,087 --> 00:08:33,319 Lucille 2's not a "B,"Mother. She's kind, and she's caring... 151 00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:37,327 and she's certainly less experienced than that whore that I'm dating now. 152 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:39,795 And perhaps it was screaming it out loud... 153 00:08:39,898 --> 00:08:41,991 that made Buster realize that he missed Lucille 2. 154 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:45,399 I'm wondering if you can keep some of the more piercing profanities down... 155 00:08:45,504 --> 00:08:47,404 when the 90-year-old fitness buff gets here? 156 00:08:47,506 --> 00:08:50,236 You know, Michael, I was happy to call UncleJack for you... 157 00:08:50,342 --> 00:08:52,674 but that's as much as I'm going to do. 158 00:08:52,778 --> 00:08:54,678 If you know what I mean. 159 00:08:54,780 --> 00:08:57,248 - I need a more vital man. 160 00:08:57,349 --> 00:09:00,477 Someone order 140 pounds of upper-body strength? 161 00:09:00,585 --> 00:09:03,713 Well, he certainly sounds vital to me. 162 00:09:03,822 --> 00:09:06,290 Walk, Dragon! Walk! 163 00:09:06,391 --> 00:09:08,859 - Enter the room! - Welcome, UncleJack. 164 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:12,987 He's half deaf. It was a stupid, stupid hire. 165 00:09:13,098 --> 00:09:16,761 Not "higher." Eye level! Eye level! 166 00:09:16,868 --> 00:09:19,735 Kisses, and then we talk. Which one is Michael? 167 00:09:19,838 --> 00:09:22,033 - Uh- - Swoop me! 168 00:09:23,742 --> 00:09:26,939 - Oh. - I, uh, really appreciate you coming over, UncleJack. 169 00:09:27,045 --> 00:09:29,775 Thank you for having me. You may be amazed. 170 00:09:29,881 --> 00:09:33,612 Uh, I'm invited into very few personal homes. 171 00:09:33,718 --> 00:09:35,618 To the nuts! 172 00:09:37,055 --> 00:09:39,888 The bridge mix! The bridge mix! Fool! 173 00:09:41,193 --> 00:09:43,058 Hey, fake UncleJack. 174 00:09:43,161 --> 00:09:47,461 Is this the boy? Is this the little one? My God, you're an army man. 175 00:09:47,566 --> 00:09:50,865 - Well- - I was never in the army. I was in the pictures. 176 00:09:50,969 --> 00:09:53,767 Here comes UncleJack. Shoot me! 177 00:09:53,872 --> 00:09:56,432 - Oh, God! 178 00:09:56,541 --> 00:10:00,272 - Look at that. I pinned him. I pinned the army man. 179 00:10:00,378 --> 00:10:04,781 God bless you for being in the army. Up, Dragon! 180 00:10:04,883 --> 00:10:10,253 - Lift. Lift with vigor. 181 00:10:10,355 --> 00:10:14,849 - Remember me? - Lucille. You look younger than you did the day l- 182 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:18,794 - Oh, you old fool. I'm Lucille. 183 00:10:18,897 --> 00:10:23,698 You look fabulous. Back to the blonde. Back to the blonde. 184 00:10:24,903 --> 00:10:28,031 Isn't she beautiful? Oh, yeah. 185 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:31,933 He's kind of scary, that guy, huh? 186 00:10:32,043 --> 00:10:34,443 Not to me. I think he's kind of cool. 187 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:37,174 Well, why don't you go get your kiss from Mr. Cool Half-Man? 188 00:10:37,282 --> 00:10:39,182 - I'd be fine with that. - Let's go. 189 00:10:39,284 --> 00:10:41,115 - So what's your point? - Come on. 190 00:10:41,219 --> 00:10:43,483 Why, she's no bigger than one of my legs. 191 00:10:43,588 --> 00:10:46,386 Shake them for her. 192 00:10:46,491 --> 00:10:48,618 Excuse me, UncleJack. I'm George Michael. 193 00:10:48,727 --> 00:10:51,218 It's okay. Just ignore it! 194 00:10:51,329 --> 00:10:54,958 Ignore it. Just something the body does when you're shaken. 195 00:10:55,066 --> 00:10:56,863 Don't shake it! Don't shake it! 196 00:10:56,968 --> 00:10:58,868 - Towel! - Not the good ones! 197 00:10:58,970 --> 00:11:01,871 - Is he dying? What if he's dying? 198 00:11:03,241 --> 00:11:05,869 Boy, that Dragon's cute, huh? 199 00:11:05,977 --> 00:11:08,036 What, the deaf giant who's holding our fake uncle? 200 00:11:08,146 --> 00:11:10,341 He's been flirting with me all night. 201 00:11:10,448 --> 00:11:13,008 I was thinking maybe it would be best for the family... 202 00:11:13,118 --> 00:11:16,713 if I went on that romance thing with Drag instead ofTobias... 203 00:11:16,821 --> 00:11:18,755 which would be a drag. 204 00:11:18,857 --> 00:11:22,020 - Yeah, that's just the kind of joke Drag can't hear. 205 00:11:22,127 --> 00:11:26,393 No, you're gonna go with Tobias or not at all. Now tell me what you found out at Sitwell. 206 00:11:26,498 --> 00:11:28,898 - Oh. You still want me to do that? - You didn't? 207 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,231 Lindsay, I give you one thing to do for the business, and you can't even do it. 208 00:11:32,337 --> 00:11:35,329 I mean, if you'd tried and failed, I'd understand, but you didn't even try. 209 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:39,240 So, I didn't even fail, and I don't see you giving me credit for that. 210 00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:43,007 - Michael knew that since Lindsay let him down... 211 00:11:43,114 --> 00:11:48,780 he had no choice but to ask UncleJack for the money to save his company. 212 00:11:48,887 --> 00:11:51,481 - Pretty. - Yes. 213 00:11:51,590 --> 00:11:55,720 Do you think you should be perched on the edge of the building like this? 214 00:11:55,827 --> 00:11:58,261 Oh, Dragon's got me. 215 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,827 - Dragon's in the bathroom. - Mama! 216 00:12:02,934 --> 00:12:06,529 - Come on. I got ya. I got ya. It's okay. - [Grunts, Whimpers] 217 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:10,369 - And so Michael laid out his dilemma. family company get ruined. 218 00:12:10,475 --> 00:12:15,310 - I was hoping that this was a social visit- - Well- 219 00:12:15,413 --> 00:12:19,941 particularly when that sister of yours started giving me the cutie eye. 220 00:12:20,051 --> 00:12:21,746 - She did? 221 00:12:21,853 --> 00:12:27,018 Unfortunately that moose was holding me, so I couldn't make my move. 222 00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:31,721 Of course I couldn't make that move without that moose, but that's my challenge. 223 00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:34,492 I won't go wheelchair! 224 00:12:34,599 --> 00:12:36,567 Twirl me around. 225 00:12:38,503 --> 00:12:41,631 Hey, hey. No. I got you. I got you. 226 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:43,799 - You all right? 227 00:12:43,908 --> 00:12:47,867 But Valentine's Day is here, and I'm alone. 228 00:12:47,979 --> 00:12:49,913 The moose is no one. 229 00:12:50,015 --> 00:12:53,678 Perhaps if I had a little... companionship... 230 00:12:53,785 --> 00:12:57,721 I'd be a little more disposed to whip out... 231 00:12:57,822 --> 00:13:00,586 that old wallet of mine. 232 00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:03,320 You're saying if I were to set you up with my sister... 233 00:13:03,428 --> 00:13:06,920 - you would consider bailing us out? - Oh, joy. Yeah. 234 00:13:07,032 --> 00:13:08,932 Michael was torn. 235 00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:11,969 - The business meant the world to him, but his sister's honor- - Let's do it. 236 00:13:12,070 --> 00:13:14,766 - uh, meant a lot too. - Let's go share the good news. 237 00:13:20,545 --> 00:13:23,810 Michael had offered his sister to his UncleJack... 238 00:13:23,915 --> 00:13:26,315 in exchange for money to save the company. 239 00:13:26,418 --> 00:13:28,818 Remember, it's not their real uncle. 240 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:32,856 - He's cute, isn't he? - So cute. 241 00:13:32,957 --> 00:13:36,290 - Imagine him without that muscly little old guy in his arms. - Oh, Dragon. Right. 242 00:13:36,394 --> 00:13:40,626 Well, that's why I was thinking maybe you should go with Dragon on that romantic getaway. 243 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:43,132 - Oh. - Now, I know he's working... 244 00:13:43,234 --> 00:13:45,464 so UncleJack's gonna have to go along. 245 00:13:45,570 --> 00:13:48,198 Oh. Well, as long as he promises not to shake him. 246 00:13:48,306 --> 00:13:50,297 - Mmm. - So, what did he say about the money? 247 00:13:50,408 --> 00:13:53,844 He said he'd like to sleep on it. 248 00:13:53,945 --> 00:13:58,006 Meanwhile, Buster had decided to pursue a new girlfriend: 249 00:13:58,116 --> 00:14:00,016 His old girlfriend. 250 00:14:00,118 --> 00:14:02,484 Hey- Brother? What are you doing here? 251 00:14:02,587 --> 00:14:05,249 I'm keeping an eye on the woman who controls our company. 252 00:14:05,357 --> 00:14:07,325 In her robe and slippies? 253 00:14:07,425 --> 00:14:12,055 Getting into her head. I think she's planning on selling our company to Stan Sitwell. 254 00:14:12,163 --> 00:14:15,997 But I've lost her trail, and I don't think I have the skills to pick it up. 255 00:14:16,101 --> 00:14:18,729 Skills? 256 00:14:22,707 --> 00:14:24,607 These kind of skills? 257 00:14:24,709 --> 00:14:27,337 Not really. 258 00:14:27,445 --> 00:14:31,541 But if you give me one of those outfits, we can hide in the bushes and spy on them. 259 00:14:32,751 --> 00:14:35,914 I would like to see her again. You've got it. 260 00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:39,786 And Michael told his father the good news about UncleJack. 261 00:14:39,924 --> 00:14:43,087 - You are pimping out your sister? - You were pimping out my mother. 262 00:14:43,194 --> 00:14:46,595 Yes, because she was sleeping with my brother, but your sister? 263 00:14:46,698 --> 00:14:49,360 Everything's gonna be fine. No one's gonna get hurt. 264 00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:51,628 No one is going to get hurt. 265 00:14:51,736 --> 00:14:55,900 Oh. Hey, Michael. My dad wanted me to thank you for the romantic getaway. 266 00:14:56,007 --> 00:14:58,032 Don't tell me what that means. 267 00:14:58,143 --> 00:15:01,203 - Where is your dad? - He left, dressed all western-y. 268 00:15:01,312 --> 00:15:03,212 You could leave me out of that part too. 269 00:15:03,314 --> 00:15:06,545 And Michael realized that perhaps somebody would get hurt. 270 00:15:06,651 --> 00:15:10,747 - I just screwed my brother-in-law. - Well, I'm all grown up now. 271 00:15:10,855 --> 00:15:13,415 So Michael rushed to the Four Seas Hotel... 272 00:15:13,525 --> 00:15:16,653 to keep Tobias from finding out about Lindsay's date. 273 00:15:16,761 --> 00:15:19,889 Michael, this is Jeff. He does all the horse work here. 274 00:15:19,998 --> 00:15:22,796 You'll meet him again at the end. Plus, he gets you your juice. 275 00:15:22,901 --> 00:15:25,665 Not your first juice, but the one you get at the spa. 276 00:15:25,770 --> 00:15:29,228 - That's right. You've done this before. - But not with a lovely lady. 277 00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:33,572 Jeff doubts one's coming at all, don't you? Sorry. Sorry. 278 00:15:33,678 --> 00:15:36,112 - About the lovely lady- 279 00:15:37,348 --> 00:15:40,044 Stop. You dropped the boot. Dropped the boot. 280 00:15:41,753 --> 00:15:45,416 Michael came up with the only evasion he could think of. 281 00:15:45,523 --> 00:15:48,549 Tobias, the lovely lady, she's gonna be a little bit late. She's doing some work. 282 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:50,560 She said to get started without her. 283 00:15:50,662 --> 00:15:54,098 - Saddle me up, Jeff. - It's gonna take a few minutes to tack another horse. 284 00:15:54,199 --> 00:15:59,364 So Michael embarked on the romantic adventure he'd spent so lavishly for. 285 00:15:59,471 --> 00:16:03,202 Well, you certainly didn't help with my reputation as a lady's man with Jeff. 286 00:16:03,308 --> 00:16:06,038 But we'll clear all that up in the spa when I get my facial. 287 00:16:06,144 --> 00:16:08,544 Hey, did you ever get that tape recorder? 288 00:16:08,646 --> 00:16:12,742 You're funny. Come on, boy. Hoo-cha-cha! 289 00:16:12,851 --> 00:16:16,514 Soon the next group began their romantic date. 290 00:16:16,621 --> 00:16:19,317 - So nice of you to cover this, UncleJack. - My pleasure. 291 00:16:19,424 --> 00:16:21,619 It's nice to do something you don't need legs for. 292 00:16:27,799 --> 00:16:30,893 [Spits, Gurgles] Towel! 293 00:16:31,002 --> 00:16:34,494 And Lucille 2 showed up with Stan Sitwell... 294 00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:37,166 who did look a little like Edgar Winter. 295 00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:43,180 And one by one, they each enjoyed the activities of their romantic getaways. 296 00:16:43,281 --> 00:16:45,545 - Body chocolate? - No. 297 00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:47,641 Of course, in the spa... 298 00:16:47,752 --> 00:16:52,712 the jets proved too powerful for UncleJack's tiny legs. 299 00:16:52,824 --> 00:16:57,727 The spa portion also proved challenging to Stan Sitwell and Lucille 2... 300 00:16:57,829 --> 00:17:00,593 who in turn were being followed by Buster... 301 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,559 and Gob. 302 00:17:06,104 --> 00:17:08,698 And soon, Michael and Tobias awaited their massage therapists. 303 00:17:08,806 --> 00:17:10,865 - So, uh, Tobias... 304 00:17:10,975 --> 00:17:15,173 I'm afraid that your wife might not actually end up here with you. 305 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:19,011 You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy you that tape recorder. 306 00:17:19,117 --> 00:17:21,915 Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? 307 00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:24,011 Well, I know I used it in theJacuzzi. 308 00:17:24,122 --> 00:17:27,057 And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy. 309 00:17:27,158 --> 00:17:29,922 But you were supposed to be here with Sally Sitwell... 310 00:17:30,028 --> 00:17:32,758 but... you were afraid to ask her. 311 00:17:32,864 --> 00:17:36,698 So what do you do? You create issues, and you make up imaginary problems... 312 00:17:36,801 --> 00:17:39,929 like this merger I hear you're worried about. 313 00:17:40,038 --> 00:17:42,233 Well, uh, you're probably right- 314 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:45,969 - About me being afraid of the word "No," but- 315 00:17:46,077 --> 00:17:48,511 You know, the merger's real. I'm not imagining that. 316 00:17:48,613 --> 00:17:51,047 Lucille! Michael. 317 00:17:51,149 --> 00:17:53,549 - Michael? - What are you doing here? 318 00:17:53,651 --> 00:17:56,381 Following Lucille 2. She's with Sitwell. 319 00:17:56,487 --> 00:17:58,921 She probably figured that we'd never track her. 320 00:17:59,023 --> 00:18:02,424 But we lost her. Everyone put on white robes and outsmarted us. 321 00:18:02,527 --> 00:18:05,462 Lucille! Lindsay? 322 00:18:05,563 --> 00:18:08,225 - Lindsay. 323 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,393 Wait, wait, wait. Lindsay's here? With two men? 324 00:18:11,502 --> 00:18:13,402 Sort of one and a half. 325 00:18:13,504 --> 00:18:15,972 Tobias. Hey, Tobias! 326 00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:20,276 Lindsay, look. L- Oh. Lucille 2. I'm sorry. 327 00:18:20,378 --> 00:18:22,346 - And, miss, I don't know your name. - Tobias? 328 00:18:22,447 --> 00:18:24,745 Lucille? Sitwell? What's this? 329 00:18:24,849 --> 00:18:26,817 It's our romantic getaway, Michael. 330 00:18:26,918 --> 00:18:30,081 Romantic? So, then the company isn't being taken over... 331 00:18:30,188 --> 00:18:32,816 so Lindsay doesn't have to be with UncleJack? 332 00:18:32,924 --> 00:18:36,360 Oh, Tobias. We gotta stop Linds-Tobias? 333 00:18:36,461 --> 00:18:39,692 - How'd you like to take a nap, baldy? - I'll handle this. 334 00:18:39,797 --> 00:18:42,789 She's my girlfriend, pal. Take him down, Buster. 335 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:46,199 Your girlfriend? That's why you were in her robe and slippies. 336 00:18:46,304 --> 00:18:48,397 You weren't trying to get into her head. 337 00:18:48,506 --> 00:18:51,532 You were trying to get into her... robe and slippies. 338 00:18:51,643 --> 00:18:54,203 She's my girlfriend! 339 00:18:57,415 --> 00:19:00,043 So this is who you choose over me? 340 00:19:00,151 --> 00:19:03,951 She's not with him. She's with the Bullet. 341 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,989 Oh, thank God. 342 00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:10,493 But if you want a fight, you got it. Shoot me! 343 00:19:13,164 --> 00:19:17,066 Stop it! Stop it! 344 00:19:17,168 --> 00:19:21,605 Look, I wasn't trying to sell your company, but I am now. 345 00:19:21,706 --> 00:19:24,368 The hell with all of you. 346 00:19:24,475 --> 00:19:26,534 I'm gonna try and lowball her. 347 00:19:26,644 --> 00:19:30,375 - Not while we're around. - We're not done here, Gob! 348 00:19:31,816 --> 00:19:34,580 Tobias? Tobias, I'm sorry. 349 00:19:34,686 --> 00:19:37,314 I set this up for Lindsay. Lindsay, I'm sorry. 350 00:19:37,422 --> 00:19:40,357 - You were not on a date with Dragon. - I know that, Michael. 351 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:43,655 It was pretty obvious when Dragon kept swooping UncleJack in for a kiss. 352 00:19:43,761 --> 00:19:47,060 You said I never did anything for the company. L-I just thought I'd try. 353 00:19:47,165 --> 00:19:51,659 Tobias, I never thought you'd ever fight for me. 354 00:19:51,769 --> 00:19:56,172 I had no idea a 90-year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that. 355 00:19:56,274 --> 00:19:59,505 Dragon, would you mind carrying my husband to the car? 356 00:20:03,147 --> 00:20:05,479 Oh, God. 357 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:09,144 I love takin' a guy down! 358 00:20:09,253 --> 00:20:11,721 I think I snapped one of his ribs. 359 00:20:11,823 --> 00:20:14,348 No. It's my leg. 360 00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:16,859 I'll bet that would hurt. 361 00:20:16,961 --> 00:20:19,930 I guess the deal's off now, now that I actually need you to help us out? 362 00:20:20,031 --> 00:20:23,228 I'll make you a deal. You carry me, and I'll carry you. 363 00:20:23,334 --> 00:20:25,700 Thanks, UncleJack. 364 00:20:25,803 --> 00:20:28,931 - Yeah. I think we should get to the hospital. - Let me see. 365 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,373 I think this duct tape is the only thing that's keeping the ankle on. 366 00:20:32,477 --> 00:20:37,312 Okay. Ah. Right around there. Oh. I think you're right inside me now. 367 00:20:37,415 --> 00:20:39,042 On the next Arrested Development. 368 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,277 UncleJack buys the company... 369 00:20:41,385 --> 00:20:43,319 but makes some changes of his own. 370 00:20:43,421 --> 00:20:46,447 And he's gonna make me president. 371 00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:51,187 Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words... 372 00:20:51,295 --> 00:20:53,923 - to see what Michael was referring to. - [Tape Fast-forwarding] 373 00:20:54,031 --> 00:20:57,194 Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up. 374 00:20:57,301 --> 00:21:00,793 - Nothing wrong with that. I've been in the film business for a while... 375 00:21:00,905 --> 00:21:03,100 but I just can't seem to get one in the can. 376 00:21:03,207 --> 00:21:05,232 - It's out of context. - [Tape Fast-forwards] 377 00:21:05,343 --> 00:21:08,938 I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak. 378 00:21:09,046 --> 00:21:12,504 And he realizes there is something distinct about the way he speaks. 379 00:21:12,617 --> 00:21:15,848 Tobias, you blowhard!