1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:04,357 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,462 --> 00:00:06,623 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,731 --> 00:00:08,722 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,239 --> 00:00:16,002 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:22,177 Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell. 6 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:25,306 I still can't believe we got in. This place is usually so packed on Sundays. 7 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:28,112 In addition to its Sunday popularity... 8 00:00:28,219 --> 00:00:32,019 the bistro was also famous for something called the Skip's Scramble- 9 00:00:32,123 --> 00:00:34,489 an egg dish that contained everything on the menu. 10 00:00:34,592 --> 00:00:37,060 Don't order the Skip's Scramble. 11 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:41,064 Just more good luck. Everything's been going so well since we started goin'out. 12 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,566 I think we've actually gone out eight times now. 13 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:45,659 Which included a record-tying... 14 00:00:45,770 --> 00:00:48,170 three lovemaking sessions in one night for Michael. 15 00:00:48,273 --> 00:00:50,173 - Yes! - Just think... 16 00:00:50,275 --> 00:00:53,938 how different everything in our lives would be if we'd gotten together in high school. 17 00:00:54,045 --> 00:00:56,275 Of course, I wouldn't have had George Michael. 18 00:00:56,381 --> 00:01:00,215 We probably would've had an entirely different kind of child. 19 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:05,683 I really hope he's okay with us goin' out. 20 00:01:05,790 --> 00:01:08,054 We're very close. We don't keep anything from each other. 21 00:01:08,159 --> 00:01:11,026 Oh, no, it's my Dad. I'm supposed to be at work. 22 00:01:11,129 --> 00:01:13,723 You know, George Michael, you worry too much. 23 00:01:13,831 --> 00:01:17,358 It's Sunday. You're allowed to have a couple of hours off. 24 00:01:17,468 --> 00:01:20,733 You don't see me nervous about being on my third Virgin Mary. 25 00:01:20,838 --> 00:01:23,306 Why would you be nervous? There's no alcohol in a Virgin Mary. 26 00:01:23,408 --> 00:01:26,138 There isn't? This is unbelievable. 27 00:01:26,244 --> 00:01:28,235 Can I get a virgin piña colada when you get a chance? 28 00:01:28,346 --> 00:01:30,314 Now we'll get things started. 29 00:01:30,415 --> 00:01:33,316 Hi. This is so, uh- I was just- 30 00:01:33,418 --> 00:01:35,409 Hey, okay. 31 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,613 I want to introduce you to Sally. This is George Michael. 32 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:40,213 - My niece, Maeby. - It's nice to meet you. 33 00:01:40,325 --> 00:01:42,725 I just shut down the banana stand for a half an hour. 34 00:01:42,827 --> 00:01:45,227 - I can keep it open late tonight if you- - No. Hey. Come on. 35 00:01:45,330 --> 00:01:47,821 Make me sound like a taskmaster. 36 00:01:47,932 --> 00:01:51,163 But if- if you want to keep it open an extra hour, you know. 37 00:01:51,269 --> 00:01:53,567 So, this is Sally. 38 00:01:53,671 --> 00:01:56,139 - Is she your girlfriend? - No. 39 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,732 - Yes! - A little. 40 00:01:58,843 --> 00:02:01,937 You know what? I'm gonna meet you in a few minutes, okay? 41 00:02:02,046 --> 00:02:04,674 - Okay. - And maybe we'll work on breaking that record, huh? 42 00:02:04,782 --> 00:02:07,342 Okay. 43 00:02:07,452 --> 00:02:09,750 She's a shot-putter. And I'm dating her. 44 00:02:09,854 --> 00:02:12,652 But I just want to make sure that you're comfortable with everything. 45 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:16,249 Well, of course. We could double-date. You and Sally and me and Ann. 46 00:02:16,361 --> 00:02:18,761 - Who? - W-Ann. 47 00:02:18,863 --> 00:02:20,592 - Yes. Yes. - Yeah, we had- 48 00:02:20,698 --> 00:02:23,360 Of course I know Ann. Yeah, see, I didn't mean "who." 49 00:02:23,468 --> 00:02:26,767 I meant, uh, "her." That's a great idea. 50 00:02:26,871 --> 00:02:29,362 - I love Ann. - Great. 51 00:02:29,474 --> 00:02:32,705 Excuse me, ma'am. 52 00:02:32,810 --> 00:02:34,971 George Michael, you said that you couldn't come to church... 53 00:02:35,079 --> 00:02:37,172 because you were working, and now you're doing neither? 54 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:40,217 That's quite a lot of sins for a Sunday afternoon, don't you think? 55 00:02:40,318 --> 00:02:42,650 - Your virgin piña colada. - And now you're drinking? 56 00:02:42,754 --> 00:02:45,120 No. We're just having a little fun, you know. 57 00:02:45,223 --> 00:02:47,054 I think the church and studying are fun. 58 00:02:47,158 --> 00:02:49,149 - I thought you felt the same. - Well, I do. 59 00:02:49,260 --> 00:02:51,160 L- I like not having fun. 60 00:02:51,262 --> 00:02:53,162 I like your idea of fun, I mean. 61 00:02:53,264 --> 00:02:56,131 Our idea of fun. I like not having that. 62 00:02:58,069 --> 00:03:00,196 I'm going back to church. 63 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:02,967 Well, she just killed my buzz. 64 00:03:03,074 --> 00:03:05,804 So, you're still enjoying this relationship? 65 00:03:05,910 --> 00:03:08,538 I mean, I guess we've lost some of the heat since we have kissed. 66 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:10,807 I mean, how do you relight that fire? 67 00:03:10,915 --> 00:03:13,543 But I can't break up with her. I always assumed she would break up with me. 68 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:17,382 Well, we may have to find a way to speed that process up. 69 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:20,150 And later that day, Michael caught Lindsay up... 70 00:03:20,258 --> 00:03:23,853 on the emotional bond he was forming with Sally. 71 00:03:23,961 --> 00:03:27,089 Oh, big deal, three times. I've had three times plenty of times. 72 00:03:27,198 --> 00:03:29,189 Yes! 73 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:31,097 Did you call my name? 74 00:03:31,202 --> 00:03:33,227 Absolutely not. 75 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,397 I just hope that George Michael is really okay with it. 76 00:03:35,506 --> 00:03:38,703 I think you're looking for a reason this isn't going to work... 77 00:03:38,810 --> 00:03:42,007 because you can't handle happiness, and you like to suffer. 78 00:03:42,113 --> 00:03:46,106 Oh, how delicious! 79 00:03:46,217 --> 00:03:48,708 Oh, hey, let's not spin in the comfy chair. 80 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:52,278 Look at this delicious piece of irony. I'm being sued for divorce. 81 00:03:52,390 --> 00:03:54,517 - Me. - Thought you were single? 82 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:56,252 Yeah, I keep forgetting that I got married. 83 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:59,728 Gob met a woman one night. 84 00:03:59,831 --> 00:04:03,289 And after a series of escalating dares, married her. 85 00:04:03,401 --> 00:04:05,198 Yes, but it's all coming back to me now. 86 00:04:05,303 --> 00:04:06,930 She was a seal dealer. 87 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:11,099 She raised and sold seals to aquariums and marine parks, that sort of thing. 88 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:14,770 Then she went off to fight her war and left me to look after them. 89 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:17,609 It was while in the service that her penchant for daring... 90 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:19,683 found a natural outlet. 91 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,986 I've never known you to look after a seal. 92 00:04:23,087 --> 00:04:25,783 Turns out it's a major hassle. Tried to include one in my act once. 93 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:28,757 There's a reason you don't typically see live seals in a magic show. 94 00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:31,124 So with a simple wave of my- 95 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,059 Oh, look-it over... there. 96 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:37,657 Well, one of the "Desperate Housewives," looking so desperate. 97 00:04:39,871 --> 00:04:43,034 So I released them from whence they came, and now she's stomping on my heart. 98 00:04:43,141 --> 00:04:45,109 - What's her first name? Quickly. - Krindy. 99 00:04:45,209 --> 00:04:47,439 Name's not Krindy, Gob. 100 00:04:47,545 --> 00:04:51,174 Ah, Saul Zentsman. No, that's her lawyer. 101 00:04:51,282 --> 00:04:54,149 Well, she's got a name. And I'm gonna find out what it is... 102 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:57,688 and then I'm gonna make a pun on it, and that's what I'll call her. 103 00:04:57,789 --> 00:04:59,916 Bad example- if her name's Amy, I'll call her Blamy. 104 00:05:00,024 --> 00:05:02,015 That's a strong defense. I'll tell you what. 105 00:05:02,126 --> 00:05:04,617 I'll help you look for Barry tomorrow. I think Dad prepaid him... 106 00:05:04,729 --> 00:05:06,959 for Lindsay and Tobias's divorce anyway. 107 00:05:07,064 --> 00:05:10,431 Look at us. Three relationships, all falling apart. 108 00:05:10,535 --> 00:05:13,732 Maybe it's time we actually took some responsibility for that. 109 00:05:13,838 --> 00:05:16,671 - I think it's Mom's fault. - I was gonna say the exact same thing. 110 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:19,334 No, that's not a spinner. 111 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:23,346 So this is how my children speak of me when I'm not here. 112 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,541 - What are you doin' here, Mom? - Your brother Buster... 113 00:05:25,650 --> 00:05:27,618 wants to meet me at the beach tomorrow. 114 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:31,210 Do you know what this is about? Because if it's about going in the ocean... 115 00:05:31,322 --> 00:05:33,722 the answer is no, he's not going in the ocean. 116 00:05:33,825 --> 00:05:36,089 Well, there are bigger dangers, Mom. 117 00:05:36,194 --> 00:05:39,459 Like, say, signing him up for the army during wartime. 118 00:05:39,564 --> 00:05:41,623 What the hell was I supposed to do? 119 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:44,132 Michael Moore confronted me in front of the whole country. 120 00:05:44,235 --> 00:05:46,795 First of all, it wasn't Michael Moore. It was a look-alike. 121 00:05:46,904 --> 00:05:48,997 And it wasn't in front of the whole country. 122 00:05:49,106 --> 00:05:51,040 It was for a bit on Jimmy Kimmel Live. 123 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:53,542 I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out. 124 00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:57,205 But the next day, she did find out what Buster wanted. 125 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,909 Okay, I think we have enough of you two kissing. 126 00:06:00,017 --> 00:06:02,986 Oh, I can't believe you hired a photographer. 127 00:06:03,087 --> 00:06:06,147 We haven't done this since the Balboa Bay Window magazine. 128 00:06:08,426 --> 00:06:11,486 So, I wanted you to have a recent picture of me... 129 00:06:11,596 --> 00:06:14,531 because they want to ship me out tomorrow with army. 130 00:06:14,632 --> 00:06:16,998 What? To where? 131 00:06:17,101 --> 00:06:19,831 Iraq. And I just might be out of options. 132 00:06:19,937 --> 00:06:21,837 I don't want to go, but they keep- 133 00:06:21,939 --> 00:06:24,669 I know what this is about. You want to go swimming in the ocean. 134 00:06:24,775 --> 00:06:26,675 Well, you can forget it. 135 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,768 - I don't think that's what this is about. - Yes, it is. 136 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:31,041 He's trying to punish me or something. 137 00:06:31,148 --> 00:06:34,640 - Whatever happened to "Keepin' It Fresh"? - I was 30 years old then, Mother. 138 00:06:34,752 --> 00:06:38,119 I'm 32 now! And I'm not trying to teach you a lesson. 139 00:06:38,222 --> 00:06:40,122 Well, I may not have been a perfect mother. 140 00:06:40,224 --> 00:06:42,089 But, you know, kids don't come with a handbook. 141 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:45,629 In fact, there are thousands ofbooks written on child-rearing. 142 00:06:45,730 --> 00:06:48,130 But Lucille was in denial. 143 00:06:48,232 --> 00:06:50,223 If he wants to go swimming, let him. 144 00:06:50,334 --> 00:06:54,168 And Buster was far from ready to go swimming in the ocean. 145 00:06:56,641 --> 00:06:59,576 And later, Michael and Gob tracked down their attorney... 146 00:06:59,677 --> 00:07:03,010 - Barry Zuckerkorn. - Thank you so much for coming down here. 147 00:07:03,114 --> 00:07:06,242 I've got a big case. I'm representing Skip Church's restaurant. 148 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:09,080 - I don't care. - A waitress that works there is claiming... 149 00:07:09,186 --> 00:07:12,713 that by eating Skip's Scramble several times a week is making her a fatty. 150 00:07:12,823 --> 00:07:15,121 We need to speak to you about getting a divorce for Gob. 151 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:18,457 - Oh, well, I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? - Actually, she died. 152 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:22,727 - You're kidding. I've been taking credit for that for years. - Credit? 153 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:25,063 - Who's their lawyer? - Saul Zentsman. Do you know him? 154 00:07:25,169 --> 00:07:28,161 I have Chinese with him every Friday night at Miss Temple's. 155 00:07:28,272 --> 00:07:31,105 - He's tough. - I just want my wife back. 156 00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:32,937 Save it for the stand, okay, Tom Jane? 157 00:07:33,044 --> 00:07:36,480 Fine. I'll get into this as soon as I lose this case. 158 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:39,345 You know who's defending the fatty? Maggie Lizer. 159 00:07:39,450 --> 00:07:41,680 Maggie Lizer, our old prosecutor? 160 00:07:41,786 --> 00:07:44,084 Michael had an affair with Maggie Lizer... 161 00:07:44,188 --> 00:07:47,351 while she was both pretending to be blind and prosecuting the family. 162 00:07:47,458 --> 00:07:50,655 It was with her he'd first set the three-time record. 163 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:52,729 Yes! 164 00:07:52,830 --> 00:07:55,424 Their relationship ended somewhat abruptly. 165 00:07:57,902 --> 00:08:00,302 - Wow. How does she look? - Well, she's get- 166 00:08:00,404 --> 00:08:02,304 If you ask me, bigger. 167 00:08:02,406 --> 00:08:05,136 - She was bigger- - Are you sure you're okay to go on? 168 00:08:05,242 --> 00:08:07,142 Because she was pregnant. 169 00:08:07,244 --> 00:08:10,338 It's not my belly we have to worry about, Your Honor. 170 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,609 It's Loretta's. 171 00:08:12,717 --> 00:08:18,622 Being tempted day in and day out by those Skip's Scrambles. 172 00:08:19,657 --> 00:08:21,454 Bring 'em in, boys. 173 00:08:23,527 --> 00:08:25,461 Oh, I'm cooked. They love her. 174 00:08:25,563 --> 00:08:27,793 Tell you the truth, I preferred it when she was blind. 175 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:31,095 And so, Michael caught up with his onetime lover. 176 00:08:31,202 --> 00:08:34,365 How you doin'? Wow, you look... fantastic. 177 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:37,873 Wow. Haven't seen you since we had an affair and you ruined my career. 178 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:41,069 Yeah, I was gonna call you a couple of times, and then I just- 179 00:08:41,178 --> 00:08:44,170 I got to thinking, uh, "What if she brings that up?" 180 00:08:44,281 --> 00:08:48,547 To tell you the truth, I am so relieved not to be pretending to be blind anymore. 181 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:53,590 It's actually taught me not to rely on cheap tricks to get the jury's sympathy. 182 00:08:53,691 --> 00:08:55,818 I'm sorry. I know I'm not supposed to do this... 183 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,917 but we just spend so much time in that box. 184 00:08:58,029 --> 00:09:01,260 - I knitted you something. - Oh, Juror Number Four! 185 00:09:01,365 --> 00:09:05,665 Gosh, thank you. I feel so bad I fought so hard to keep you off the jury. 186 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:07,897 - Oh- - Ms. Lizer, can I see you in my chambers? 187 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:10,337 Oh. Yes, Your Honor. 188 00:09:10,441 --> 00:09:13,877 In fact, Judge Ping had a gift for Maggie too- 189 00:09:13,978 --> 00:09:18,176 an Ocean-Sounds Toddler Rocker he'd asked his bailiff to assemble. 190 00:09:18,282 --> 00:09:21,012 Too bad the trial's not going longer. She could've knit you something that fit. 191 00:09:21,118 --> 00:09:23,279 I know. I'm so big now. 192 00:09:23,387 --> 00:09:25,446 No, no, come on. They look great. 193 00:09:25,556 --> 00:09:27,023 You look great. You look fantastic. 194 00:09:27,124 --> 00:09:29,684 Last time I saw you was in that jury box right there, wasn't it? 195 00:09:29,794 --> 00:09:31,887 - Wasn't it like a year ago? - Oh, Chip, you know what? 196 00:09:31,996 --> 00:09:34,396 Can you take this back to my house? 197 00:09:37,268 --> 00:09:39,702 Actually, it's been about eight and a half months. 198 00:09:39,804 --> 00:09:41,704 Eight and a half months, huh? Wow. 199 00:09:41,806 --> 00:09:43,899 I see somebody has been counting the, uh- 200 00:09:45,643 --> 00:09:49,443 Eight and a half months. Wow. Really? Could've sworn it was a year. 201 00:09:51,582 --> 00:09:53,948 Michael had just learned... 202 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:57,782 that the woman he'd been intimate with eight and a half months earlier... 203 00:09:57,888 --> 00:09:59,719 was eight-and-a-half months pregnant. 204 00:09:59,824 --> 00:10:01,985 - Didn't I use something? - No. 205 00:10:02,093 --> 00:10:05,256 You thought I was blind, remember? 206 00:10:05,362 --> 00:10:08,160 Don't worry. You're not the father, Michael. 207 00:10:08,265 --> 00:10:09,425 - No problem. - Really? 208 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:10,932 - Right. - You sure? I mean, uh- 209 00:10:11,035 --> 00:10:14,300 I could be. What if I was? Don't you want to discuss this maybe? 210 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,532 Michael, I haven't heard from you. 211 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,631 L- I really don't want to hear from you now. 212 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:21,303 Listen, if you're interested, come to the baptism. 213 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:23,676 You can hurl a Bible at the baby. 214 00:10:23,781 --> 00:10:27,182 And that night, Michael met up with Sally... 215 00:10:27,284 --> 00:10:30,253 where he felt he needed to be honest with her. 216 00:10:30,354 --> 00:10:32,254 Sally... 217 00:10:32,356 --> 00:10:34,290 you need to know about my child. 218 00:10:34,391 --> 00:10:36,291 George Michael. He approves. 219 00:10:36,393 --> 00:10:39,089 No, there may be another child in the mix. 220 00:10:39,196 --> 00:10:43,633 I ran into an ex. We had a very messed up relationship. 221 00:10:43,734 --> 00:10:46,601 It was based totally on lies. But she's pregnant. 222 00:10:46,704 --> 00:10:49,673 She said something that led me to believe that it might be mine. 223 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:53,232 - But you said she was a liar. - Sh-She is. 224 00:10:53,344 --> 00:10:55,539 She said it wasn't mine, so- 225 00:10:55,646 --> 00:10:57,705 - Why are you telling me this? - Well, because obviously... 226 00:10:57,815 --> 00:11:00,181 if it is my child, I'm gonna have to be responsible for it... 227 00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:02,548 and that's going to make things awfully complicated for us. 228 00:11:02,653 --> 00:11:05,884 Michael, you know what? You're always looking for things to get between us. 229 00:11:05,990 --> 00:11:07,890 First, it was "What's your son gonna think?" 230 00:11:07,992 --> 00:11:09,892 And now you think you're having a baby... 231 00:11:09,994 --> 00:11:12,189 because a woman who lies told you you weren't. 232 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:15,459 That's a great way to say that. We really do communicate well, do you know that? 233 00:11:16,734 --> 00:11:18,599 Are you insane? You broke up with her because... 234 00:11:18,702 --> 00:11:22,001 somebody who doesn't want you might be pregnant with your baby? 235 00:11:22,106 --> 00:11:25,337 No, Sally broke up with me. And as for Maggie... 236 00:11:25,442 --> 00:11:27,808 I didn't even know that she was pregnant when I first saw her. 237 00:11:27,912 --> 00:11:29,903 All I could see was her giant chest- box. 238 00:11:30,014 --> 00:11:32,881 She had this- Some people call it a chest. I call it a box. 239 00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,884 She was holding this giant box. Maybe I should've just stayed out of it. 240 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:38,614 She did make it pretty clear that she doesn't want me around. 241 00:11:38,722 --> 00:11:41,350 Come on, Michael. She's probably not even pregnant. 242 00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:43,551 You said she was carrying a big box? 243 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,561 Pregnant women tend not to do that. 244 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,824 It did say "60 pounds" on it. 245 00:11:48,933 --> 00:11:51,026 Okay, l-I've done this wrong. 246 00:11:51,135 --> 00:11:54,502 I should've found out whether it was a real pregnancy before I told my dream girl about it. 247 00:11:54,605 --> 00:11:56,732 You know what I do, Mike? Check their urine. 248 00:11:56,841 --> 00:12:00,208 Make 'em pee in a cup, and pee in a cup right in front of me. 249 00:12:00,311 --> 00:12:03,508 Yeah, well, thanks, Gob. But, uh, I think we should just keep on lookin'. 250 00:12:03,614 --> 00:12:05,605 I don't know how I can make that sound like me. 251 00:12:05,716 --> 00:12:08,947 So you get someone to break into her house, rig the toilet... 252 00:12:09,053 --> 00:12:12,022 collect the pee, test it, and expose the lie. 253 00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:14,682 I mean, I'd do it, but I'm goin' through a divorce here, guy. 254 00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:17,556 Oh, a pregnancy test. 255 00:12:17,661 --> 00:12:20,357 There's something we never had, huh, Lindsay? Oh, no. 256 00:12:20,464 --> 00:12:23,297 We had to create our little Frankenstein monster... 257 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,460 out of science and money and just a dash of- 258 00:12:26,570 --> 00:12:29,232 Maeby, what- H-How long have you been standing there? 259 00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:31,968 - I just walked in. - Just walked in. 260 00:12:32,076 --> 00:12:36,069 Seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. 261 00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:39,980 You know what? Tobias and I will break into her house and get the specimen. 262 00:12:40,084 --> 00:12:42,712 - We've been looking for a little excitement. - Yeah! 263 00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:46,415 It'll be fun. We will be like Tracy and Hepburn. 264 00:12:46,523 --> 00:12:50,789 - "What do you say, you old poop?" - Oh, God, he's Hepburn. 265 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,954 I am done with Buster. 266 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:55,122 He pushes my buttons. That's all he does. 267 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:57,291 He also zips you up and sands your elbows. 268 00:12:57,401 --> 00:13:00,837 Not anymore. No, no, no. He's pretending he's going to war. 269 00:13:00,938 --> 00:13:03,338 Mr. Big Shot. God knows what he's really doing. 270 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:06,341 Wait a minute. He said he's going to war? Aren't you worried? 271 00:13:06,443 --> 00:13:08,343 Oh, you're sounding like your uncle. 272 00:13:08,445 --> 00:13:11,107 And I've had enough of his attitude too. 273 00:13:11,215 --> 00:13:14,742 - The boy is going to war. You're gonna have to face that. - It's none of your business! 274 00:13:14,852 --> 00:13:16,752 He is my boy! 275 00:13:16,854 --> 00:13:18,981 - I need macaroons. - Oh, you're high! 276 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:22,855 Oh, well, you can win every argument like that, but that does not make you right. 277 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:26,828 I don't want you telling him you're his father! I need ice! 278 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,956 Can't you see you're in denial? 279 00:13:29,066 --> 00:13:31,534 - You're high! - You're drunk! 280 00:13:31,635 --> 00:13:34,195 - Where did Buster say he was going? - Iraq. 281 00:13:34,305 --> 00:13:37,365 Which is a shot at your father. Thank God he's not here to hear this. 282 00:13:37,474 --> 00:13:40,671 Excuse me one second. 283 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,212 - It's the pipes. - You know, Mother Lucille... 284 00:13:43,314 --> 00:13:46,112 there's a psychological concept... 285 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,684 known as denial that I believe you're evincing. 286 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,846 It's when a thought is so hateful... 287 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,686 that the mind literally rejects it. 288 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:58,751 You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law... 289 00:13:58,862 --> 00:14:01,023 and you will never get work as an actor... 290 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,361 because you have no talent. 291 00:14:05,102 --> 00:14:08,868 Well, if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her. 292 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,407 And Maeby saw a way to help her cousin. 293 00:14:11,508 --> 00:14:13,874 I know how to get rid of Ann. You put her in a room with Gangy. 294 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:17,675 - She'll criticize her away. - But what would Gangy have to criticize about Ann? 295 00:14:17,781 --> 00:14:20,306 Oh, George Michael- 296 00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:22,578 In the attic, Michael met with George Sr... 297 00:14:22,686 --> 00:14:26,486 - who'd overheard about Buster. - He can't go. You can't let him. 298 00:14:26,590 --> 00:14:28,490 I command you. 299 00:14:28,592 --> 00:14:30,651 I really hate it when you put on the God costume. 300 00:14:30,761 --> 00:14:32,888 George Sr. Had always worn the God costume... 301 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,557 at the annual Living Classics Pageant... 302 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:40,330 where he and Buster re-created Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam. 303 00:14:40,437 --> 00:14:44,897 What if I never get a chance to reach out and touch that hand of his again? 304 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,273 - I gotta go to him. - Pop, you're a wanted man. 305 00:14:47,378 --> 00:14:49,710 You cannot risk leaving the attic all the time. 306 00:14:49,813 --> 00:14:52,043 Oh, when? When have I ever left the attic? 307 00:14:52,149 --> 00:14:55,346 Two days ago. Right? Saw you floating around the Ford dealership. 308 00:14:55,452 --> 00:14:57,920 Yeah, well, have you seen the new Ford Mustang? 309 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,922 You could hump that hood. 310 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,720 And Michael set the plan in motion to get... 311 00:15:02,826 --> 00:15:05,226 - Maggie out ofher house. - Hi, Maggie. 312 00:15:05,329 --> 00:15:07,695 - Are you blind again? - For the pizza guy. 313 00:15:07,798 --> 00:15:10,266 I give him a five. I tell him to keep the change. 314 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,631 What are you doin' here, Michael? I'm with a client. 315 00:15:12,736 --> 00:15:14,499 - Is that the pizza? - No! 316 00:15:14,605 --> 00:15:16,368 You'll get your pizza. 317 00:15:16,473 --> 00:15:19,601 She's taking the stand tomorrow. I want to make sure it creaks. 318 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,769 There's so much I don't understand about the law. 319 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:26,316 Look, Maggie, if this child is mine, I really need to know. 320 00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:29,978 So can you spare a few minutes for someone who might be the father of your baby? 321 00:15:30,087 --> 00:15:32,317 Of course I can. 322 00:15:32,423 --> 00:15:35,415 - Okay. - But it's not you. 323 00:15:39,997 --> 00:15:41,897 Oh, for God's sakes. 324 00:15:41,999 --> 00:15:44,593 Oh, come on! 325 00:15:44,701 --> 00:15:46,931 Fine. Let me get Miss Fat Ass outta here... 326 00:15:47,037 --> 00:15:49,096 - and I'll meet you in the car. - Okay. 327 00:15:49,206 --> 00:15:52,232 Meanwhile, on the other side of Maggie's house... 328 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:55,709 Lindsay and Tobias were putting their plan into action. 329 00:15:55,813 --> 00:15:58,304 - I'm cloaking myself in her scent. - Oh! She's not blind. 330 00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,315 Well, she was when she bought this. 331 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:04,785 - Oh, my God! That's her! - Get in the tub! 332 00:16:06,623 --> 00:16:09,854 Buster, meanwhile, received an unexpected visitor. 333 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:13,088 I want you to know that it's okay for you to hide. 334 00:16:13,197 --> 00:16:17,099 A man can hide. There's a quiet courage in that. 335 00:16:17,201 --> 00:16:19,101 You're a good uncle. 336 00:16:19,203 --> 00:16:22,172 I'm not your uncle. I'm your father. 337 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,502 - What? - Shh. Shh. Quiet courage. 338 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,042 Quiet courage. Hide. 339 00:16:27,144 --> 00:16:29,544 But Buster was confused. 340 00:16:29,646 --> 00:16:32,206 You lied to me. Uncle Oscar's my father. 341 00:16:32,316 --> 00:16:34,978 He just told me so. And maybe you're not even my real mother. 342 00:16:35,085 --> 00:16:38,316 For all I know, Lucille 2 is my real mother. Oh! 343 00:16:38,422 --> 00:16:40,356 Buster, you were never supposed to know. 344 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:43,551 Oh, yeah? Well, here's something you should know. I'm going to war! 345 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:50,009 Buster had just discovered he'd been lied to by his parents. 346 00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:52,378 I'm going to war! 347 00:16:52,483 --> 00:16:54,610 - You told him you were his father! - I did no such thing! 348 00:16:54,718 --> 00:16:56,879 - You're high! - You're drunk! 349 00:16:58,355 --> 00:17:00,255 George. 350 00:17:00,357 --> 00:17:02,791 He must've come here to say good-bye to Buster. 351 00:17:02,893 --> 00:17:06,385 And that's when Lucille snapped out ofher denial. 352 00:17:06,497 --> 00:17:08,624 My baby's going to war. 353 00:17:08,732 --> 00:17:11,030 Lindsay and Tobias were gathering evidence... 354 00:17:11,135 --> 00:17:13,296 that Maggie was truly pregnant. 355 00:17:13,404 --> 00:17:15,304 And they were having fun doing it. 356 00:17:15,406 --> 00:17:18,204 That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. 357 00:17:18,309 --> 00:17:20,209 And this time, no tears. 358 00:17:20,311 --> 00:17:23,041 Tobias, this is the box that Michael was talking about. "60 pounds." 359 00:17:23,147 --> 00:17:27,140 But it didn't weigh 60 pounds. 360 00:17:27,251 --> 00:17:30,914 Michael was stalling Maggie, and they were also having fun. 361 00:17:31,021 --> 00:17:34,320 Sally Sitwell? You know, I think I had her little play oven. 362 00:17:34,425 --> 00:17:36,893 Yeah, I know. It's a funny name. But she's a doll. 363 00:17:36,994 --> 00:17:39,121 Yeah, I had one. 364 00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:41,562 If you pull her hair, she'd cry or something. 365 00:17:41,665 --> 00:17:43,462 This one kinda does that too. 366 00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:45,831 - Hello. - We got the pee, and we're gonna get it checked. 367 00:17:45,936 --> 00:17:49,667 But, listen, you should know that that box that says "60 pounds"- 368 00:17:49,773 --> 00:17:51,968 it's actually like two pounds. 369 00:17:52,076 --> 00:17:55,045 I think she's pregnant, Michael. I mean, there's baby stuff here and- 370 00:17:55,145 --> 00:17:58,046 Tobias, stop it. That's for the baby. It's not- 371 00:17:58,148 --> 00:18:00,275 - We're having a really good time. - Yeah? 372 00:18:00,384 --> 00:18:03,581 - Well, I kind of am too. - Bye. 373 00:18:03,687 --> 00:18:06,178 So, no more lies. Tell me the truth. 374 00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:09,919 If-if that baby is mine, maybe we're meant to be together. 375 00:18:11,996 --> 00:18:14,430 Of course it is, Michael. 376 00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:19,402 But that's when the Fünkes discovered what was in the box... 377 00:18:19,503 --> 00:18:21,494 that was so easy to lift. 378 00:18:24,441 --> 00:18:27,433 - That's what it is. - Okay, the box was light 'cause it had a fake stomach in it. 379 00:18:27,544 --> 00:18:30,172 It looks like she's faking it. Oh, God. I hope you get this. 380 00:18:30,281 --> 00:18:32,146 Wait up, please. 381 00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:35,047 And George Michael and Maeby brought Ann to the penthouse... 382 00:18:35,152 --> 00:18:37,882 in hopes that Lucille would drive her away. 383 00:18:37,988 --> 00:18:39,717 Isn't Ann great? 384 00:18:39,823 --> 00:18:41,620 - Oh, she's lovely. - Unfortunately... 385 00:18:41,725 --> 00:18:44,489 she was distracted by the thought oflosing Buster. 386 00:18:44,595 --> 00:18:46,324 Hey, do you have any bread pudding? 387 00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:49,490 'Cause you'd be surprised how much this one can put away. 388 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,797 - Ha! - Now that Buster's not here, there's no one to finish it. 389 00:18:52,903 --> 00:18:56,236 I don't care if I ever eat again. 390 00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:05,210 You know, when times are tough... 391 00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:08,581 you can always turn to the power of prayer. 392 00:19:08,686 --> 00:19:11,018 Here we go. 393 00:19:11,121 --> 00:19:13,715 Show me. 394 00:19:13,824 --> 00:19:16,725 This was a big get for God... 395 00:19:16,827 --> 00:19:19,159 and Michael brought Maggie home to meet his son. 396 00:19:19,263 --> 00:19:22,198 This is gonna be easy. He's been signing off on everyone lately. Maybe he called. 397 00:19:22,299 --> 00:19:24,767 Hey, so what's the deal on Zuckerkorn? 398 00:19:24,868 --> 00:19:27,632 'Cause you know my fat case- it's really pretty thin. 399 00:19:27,738 --> 00:19:30,901 - Lying, untrustworthy- - Yeah. 400 00:19:31,008 --> 00:19:33,374 Plus, I heard he hangs out at rest stops. 401 00:19:33,477 --> 00:19:35,377 No, no. I'm talkin' about you, Maggie. 402 00:19:35,479 --> 00:19:37,379 I don't know why I'm surprised. I shouldn't be. 403 00:19:37,481 --> 00:19:39,346 You're a liar. You lie. 404 00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:42,442 Well, I mean, I heard he hangs out at rest stops. Okay- 405 00:19:42,553 --> 00:19:46,114 And I keep buying it too. And so maybe there is something wrong with me. 406 00:19:46,223 --> 00:19:48,088 I thought we were startin' to trust each other. 407 00:19:48,192 --> 00:19:52,185 I got a message from my sister saying there's a box at your house with a fat suit in it. 408 00:19:52,296 --> 00:19:55,288 - What've you got? A different one for each trimester? - You had your sister... 409 00:19:55,399 --> 00:19:58,095 - break into my house? - Which one are you wearin' right now? 410 00:19:58,202 --> 00:20:00,102 Is this the ready-to-burst model? 411 00:20:00,204 --> 00:20:03,298 Now, there's zero trust here. Good-bye. 412 00:20:03,407 --> 00:20:06,433 It's been fun- 413 00:20:06,543 --> 00:20:09,103 not. - Michael had hoped something more dramatic... 414 00:20:09,213 --> 00:20:11,044 would have come out of his mouth. 415 00:20:11,148 --> 00:20:12,775 Or at least more current. 416 00:20:12,883 --> 00:20:15,909 Oh, you're so right, Michael. I really can't be trusted. 417 00:20:16,019 --> 00:20:18,613 'Cause I'm fakin' it- 418 00:20:20,257 --> 00:20:22,157 not. 419 00:20:24,762 --> 00:20:27,322 Hello, Michael. Well, my wife and I... 420 00:20:27,431 --> 00:20:31,697 finally had the thrill of seeing a plus sign on a pregnancy test. 421 00:20:31,802 --> 00:20:33,895 You're gonna be a daddy! 422 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,265 On the next Arrested Development. 423 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,741 Barry gets a big break on his case. 424 00:20:40,844 --> 00:20:43,404 The fat girl in my Skip Church's case? Not fat. 425 00:20:43,514 --> 00:20:46,483 The attorney bought her a fat suit. Oh! I've got another case. 426 00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,244 Maggie is suing you for paternity. 427 00:20:48,352 --> 00:20:51,014 And for the first time, Lucille prays. 428 00:20:51,121 --> 00:20:53,681 Take something else from us. Do whatever you have to... 429 00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:55,691 to keep my boy from going to war. 430 00:20:55,793 --> 00:20:57,693 And Buster is on his way... 431 00:20:57,795 --> 00:21:01,492 when he decides to pursue a long-delayed rite of passage. 432 00:21:03,066 --> 00:21:05,864 Loose seal! Watch out for loose seal! 433 00:21:05,969 --> 00:21:08,028 I don't care about Lucille! 434 00:21:08,138 --> 00:21:10,038 She lies! 435 00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:12,165 And then a seal bites offhis hand. 436 00:21:12,276 --> 00:21:13,334 Aaa- 437 00:21:13,444 --> 00:21:14,672 men.