1 00:00:00,722 --> 00:00:04,123 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,225 --> 00:00:06,216 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,327 --> 00:00:08,318 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,868 --> 00:00:15,563 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:17,772 --> 00:00:20,104 - George Michael? Michael was looking for his son... 6 00:00:20,208 --> 00:00:22,301 with whom he had a secret to share. 7 00:00:22,410 --> 00:00:25,311 - There you are. Hey, pal. You alone? - Almost always, yeah. 8 00:00:25,413 --> 00:00:27,745 You know, Maeby's never around anymore... 9 00:00:27,849 --> 00:00:30,511 and Ann's off with her religious group, trying to get Nip/Tuck off the air. 10 00:00:30,618 --> 00:00:33,178 - They don't like Nip/Tuck? - Well, you know, they don't like anything. 11 00:00:33,287 --> 00:00:35,755 Something about God wants people to age naturally- I don't know. 12 00:00:35,857 --> 00:00:37,757 Ironically, she likes Gangy. 13 00:00:37,859 --> 00:00:42,421 Listen, you know, I would never date anyone without you being okay with it, right? 14 00:00:42,530 --> 00:00:46,626 - You don't have to do that. - Great, because I didn't do it this time. 15 00:00:46,734 --> 00:00:51,762 L- I kind of reconnected with that blind prosecutor I used to date, Maggie Lizer. 16 00:00:51,873 --> 00:00:53,602 Her? 17 00:00:53,708 --> 00:00:56,973 - Didn't she turn out to not be blind though? - Exactly. 18 00:00:57,078 --> 00:00:59,979 But she's filled out a little bit. 19 00:01:00,081 --> 00:01:02,709 Michael hadn't seen her in eight and a half months... 20 00:01:02,817 --> 00:01:04,785 during which she had filled out. 21 00:01:04,886 --> 00:01:07,116 Really? Could have sworn it was a year. 22 00:01:07,221 --> 00:01:11,851 And it seems as if I'm the father. 23 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:14,553 Do you know this for sure? I mean, she does lie. 24 00:01:14,662 --> 00:01:17,187 - She might not really be pregnant. - See, that's what I thought. 25 00:01:17,298 --> 00:01:19,198 - Boy, you really are my kid. - Good. 26 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:21,894 Apparently, so is this one. 27 00:01:22,003 --> 00:01:24,471 Michael found this out after having Lindsay and Tobias... 28 00:01:24,572 --> 00:01:27,905 break into Maggie's house and hide in the bathroom... 29 00:01:28,009 --> 00:01:29,977 to collect and test her urine. 30 00:01:30,077 --> 00:01:34,411 - It was there that they stumbled upon a fat suit. - That's what it is. 31 00:01:34,515 --> 00:01:36,540 Michael confronted Maggie about this. 32 00:01:36,651 --> 00:01:40,382 Oh, you're so right, Michael, 'cause I'm fakin' it- 33 00:01:40,488 --> 00:01:43,924 - But he was proven wrong. - Not. 34 00:01:44,025 --> 00:01:47,188 Maybe it'll be exciting, you know? Be a big brother. It'll be fun. 35 00:01:47,295 --> 00:01:50,321 - There you go. It would be fun, wouldn't it? - Big brother. Me. 36 00:01:50,431 --> 00:01:52,831 Not gonna happen though. She doesn't want anything to do with me. 37 00:01:52,934 --> 00:01:56,597 But I know you've been bored. You and I are gonna have some fun together. 38 00:01:56,704 --> 00:01:59,332 Maybe we'll even have ourselves a little adventure. 39 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,466 - Yeah. - Meanwhile, I guess this family's big enough, huh? 40 00:02:02,577 --> 00:02:05,774 In fact, Michael's family had just gotten a little smaller. 41 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,973 - Hello? 42 00:02:08,082 --> 00:02:10,778 Mom, you've got to stop starting conversations like that. 43 00:02:10,885 --> 00:02:14,514 Something happened to Buster. He lost part of his body. 44 00:02:14,622 --> 00:02:17,523 - I don't know which one. - The hand. 45 00:02:17,625 --> 00:02:20,059 I told him to stay out of the ocean, but we had a fight. 46 00:02:20,161 --> 00:02:22,288 - Who remembers about what? - I do. 47 00:02:22,396 --> 00:02:26,230 Buster had discovered that his Uncle Oscar was his true father. 48 00:02:26,334 --> 00:02:28,859 - You lied to me. - You were never supposed to know. 49 00:02:28,970 --> 00:02:31,461 I'm going to war! 50 00:02:31,572 --> 00:02:35,872 As an act of defiance to Lucille, he first went swimming in the ocean... 51 00:02:35,977 --> 00:02:38,741 - where he was attacked by a loose seal. 52 00:02:38,846 --> 00:02:40,871 If only your father was here. 53 00:02:40,982 --> 00:02:45,112 - Oh, that George. God only knows where he is. - The car! 54 00:02:45,219 --> 00:02:49,383 - Up yours, granny! - You couldn't handle it! 55 00:02:49,490 --> 00:02:52,288 In fact, George Sr. Had snuck out of the attic... 56 00:02:52,393 --> 00:02:54,691 and gone to a local Ford dealership. 57 00:02:54,795 --> 00:02:56,763 Yeah, the Bronco's been discontinued. 58 00:02:56,864 --> 00:02:59,298 We're trying to shed that whole "fugitive on the run" thing. 59 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,301 - This is the Escape. - What a fun name, hmm? 60 00:03:02,403 --> 00:03:04,598 - Mm-hmm. - May I test-drive? 61 00:03:07,008 --> 00:03:10,239 - Up yours, granny! - You couldn't handle it! 62 00:03:10,344 --> 00:03:13,745 Soon, Michael and George Michael arrived at the hospital. 63 00:03:13,848 --> 00:03:17,181 - If something happens to Buster, I'll be lost. - Yeah. Excuse me. 64 00:03:17,285 --> 00:03:20,652 George Michael, you're going to have to be the baby of the family. 65 00:03:20,755 --> 00:03:24,623 - Um, Maeby's younger than me. - You're never going in the ocean! Never! 66 00:03:24,725 --> 00:03:27,353 - We're here to see him. - You're my baby! I'm never letting you go! 67 00:03:27,461 --> 00:03:30,453 - Please stay away from my son. - You're my baby now! No, he's my baby! 68 00:03:30,564 --> 00:03:32,828 The hell with all of you. I have a man. 69 00:03:32,934 --> 00:03:36,768 - Excuse me. 70 00:03:36,871 --> 00:03:39,101 - Are you the Bluths? - Not Dr. Wordsmith. 71 00:03:39,206 --> 00:03:41,800 - How's my son? - He's going to be all right. 72 00:03:41,909 --> 00:03:44,104 - Thank God. - Finally some good news from this guy. 73 00:03:44,211 --> 00:03:46,679 - No other way to take that. - That's a great attitude. 74 00:03:46,781 --> 00:03:50,478 I gotta tell you. If I was given this news, I don't know that I'd take it this well. 75 00:03:50,584 --> 00:03:52,211 But you said he was all right. 76 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:55,847 Yes. He's lost his left hand, so he's going to be "all right." 77 00:03:55,957 --> 00:03:58,391 You son of a bitch! I hate this doctor! 78 00:03:58,492 --> 00:04:03,225 - He's a very literal man. - Yes, that's more the way I would take the news. 79 00:04:03,331 --> 00:04:05,231 Actually, I'm relieved. 80 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:08,461 I don't have to go to army because the seal with the bow tie attacked me. 81 00:04:08,569 --> 00:04:11,834 - I feel like I've lost three pounds. - Seal with the bow tie? 82 00:04:11,939 --> 00:04:13,998 Yeah. I think that's what I saw bite me. 83 00:04:14,108 --> 00:04:17,839 I just wish I could remember why I went in the ocean. Did we fight or something? 84 00:04:17,945 --> 00:04:19,845 Of course not. 85 00:04:19,947 --> 00:04:23,212 Although I always have warned you against the ocean. So has your father. 86 00:04:23,317 --> 00:04:25,979 My father. 87 00:04:26,087 --> 00:04:28,214 George Sr. You need more juice. 88 00:04:28,322 --> 00:04:32,315 Where's the juice? Give my son the juice! 89 00:04:32,426 --> 00:04:34,656 Buster, it's okay. Doctor says you're gonna be fine. 90 00:04:34,762 --> 00:04:37,253 And if they can find the hand, they're gonna be able to reattach it. 91 00:04:37,365 --> 00:04:39,265 - You know, like a transplant. - I'm fine. 92 00:04:39,367 --> 00:04:44,999 This is a blessing. And speaking of blessings, I heard there's gonna be a baby. 93 00:04:45,106 --> 00:04:49,008 - Oh, yeah, yeah. But please, don't worry about that. 94 00:04:49,110 --> 00:04:51,670 What's more important is that you're really doin' well with this, pal. 95 00:04:51,779 --> 00:04:53,508 My hat is off to you. 96 00:04:53,614 --> 00:04:56,515 And my hand is off to you. 97 00:04:59,954 --> 00:05:03,014 No, no, I meant, don't get your hopes up about that- 98 00:05:03,124 --> 00:05:06,582 - Hand transplant. 99 00:05:06,694 --> 00:05:10,221 No, the, uh, baby. The mother doesn't want me around. 100 00:05:10,331 --> 00:05:13,061 We kind of had a little bit of a fight. 101 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:16,364 - You obviously care about this Maggie woman, don't you? - Yes, I do. Of course I do. 102 00:05:16,470 --> 00:05:19,234 I mean, a seal didn't bite your Linus off, did it? 103 00:05:19,340 --> 00:05:21,968 - No, a seal didn't bite my Linus off. - Good. 104 00:05:22,076 --> 00:05:24,067 - Then go to her. Ask for her hand. - Yeah. 105 00:05:24,178 --> 00:05:27,147 And, uh, maybe... 106 00:05:27,248 --> 00:05:29,944 I'll get one for my brother while I'm at it. 107 00:05:30,051 --> 00:05:33,919 - Yeah. Get him out of here. 108 00:05:34,021 --> 00:05:36,148 - Hmm? - Get him out of here! 109 00:05:36,257 --> 00:05:38,054 Get the- Out of my room! 110 00:05:38,159 --> 00:05:40,457 - Oh, my God! Buster! - Oh, my God! 111 00:05:40,561 --> 00:05:43,655 - Buster, what's wrong? Nurse! 112 00:05:43,764 --> 00:05:45,732 So, at his brother's suggestion... 113 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:48,563 Michael went to the courthouse determined to win Maggie back. 114 00:05:48,669 --> 00:05:51,729 - Have you seen Maggie? It's kind of important. - Oh, you just missed her. 115 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:54,740 She's in the bar. What a spanking I gave her in court today. 116 00:05:55,843 --> 00:05:58,311 - Go get 'em. - He spanked me! 117 00:05:58,412 --> 00:06:00,380 - Did you spank her? - No! 118 00:06:00,481 --> 00:06:04,076 You know, that waitress she's representing is suing my client for making her fat. 119 00:06:04,185 --> 00:06:07,746 But here's the thing. Loretta is not fat. 120 00:06:07,855 --> 00:06:11,814 Maggie bought her a fat suit, and I've got the receipt to prove it. 121 00:06:11,926 --> 00:06:14,292 Of course. That's what the fat suit is for. 122 00:06:14,395 --> 00:06:17,296 Well, I've gotta find her. I owe her an apology. You said she's at a bar? 123 00:06:17,398 --> 00:06:20,492 Friday night. You might want to try Miss Temple's. Tell her Barry said- 124 00:06:20,601 --> 00:06:23,035 - Ooh, I did good today. 125 00:06:23,137 --> 00:06:25,264 And Michael caught up with Maggie. 126 00:06:25,372 --> 00:06:27,306 You know, there have been lies, yes. 127 00:06:27,408 --> 00:06:31,003 But it's not like either one of us would ever do anything to hurt the other person. 128 00:06:31,112 --> 00:06:33,012 Hello, Officers. 129 00:06:33,114 --> 00:06:36,277 Well, there's no further sign of a break-in at your house. 130 00:06:36,383 --> 00:06:40,444 And since you haven't called us back, we again left the number, in case there's a problem. 131 00:06:40,554 --> 00:06:43,318 - Thanks, Officer Taylor. - Just next time, uh, call us back. 132 00:06:43,424 --> 00:06:45,449 Hey, the break-in? I told you that was us. 133 00:06:45,559 --> 00:06:49,325 Well, maybe I did want to hurt you, because I was hurt. 134 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:55,369 - The only reason you're here is out of loyalty to the baby. - It's not just about the baby. 135 00:06:55,469 --> 00:06:58,336 Maggie, there was a reason that you and I got together in the first place... 136 00:06:58,439 --> 00:07:00,407 when we made this baby, okay? 137 00:07:00,508 --> 00:07:05,138 There's something here, as long as we never lie to each other again. 138 00:07:05,246 --> 00:07:08,579 Well, then I have to come clean about one more thing. 139 00:07:08,682 --> 00:07:10,650 - Oh, no. - You're not the father. 140 00:07:10,751 --> 00:07:12,218 Come on. 141 00:07:12,319 --> 00:07:16,016 I went to a sperm bank, okay, the week before we even met. 142 00:07:16,123 --> 00:07:19,820 The father's some guy from Harvard, but that's all I know. 143 00:07:19,927 --> 00:07:23,021 That's great. He's probably some geek Simpsons writer's kid. 144 00:07:23,130 --> 00:07:25,496 I never thought I'd meet someone like you. 145 00:07:25,599 --> 00:07:27,328 - Mmm. - But come on. 146 00:07:27,434 --> 00:07:30,335 I mean, do you still really want me? 147 00:07:30,437 --> 00:07:32,234 Are you really that great of a guy? 148 00:07:32,339 --> 00:07:36,139 Michael had always thought ofhimself as that great a guy. 149 00:07:36,243 --> 00:07:40,509 - The kind of guy who could raise someone else's baby. - Of course I am. 150 00:07:40,614 --> 00:07:42,582 But he wasn't... 151 00:07:42,683 --> 00:07:45,516 - and he regretted it the moment he said it. 152 00:07:49,156 --> 00:07:52,922 The next day, the family gathered to welcome Buster home from the hospital. 153 00:07:53,027 --> 00:07:55,222 He's coming. What he's wearing is temporary. 154 00:07:55,329 --> 00:08:00,266 Please don't comment on it or salute him like that idiot guard down there did to him. 155 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:03,632 Well, look who's back. 156 00:08:03,737 --> 00:08:05,932 - Let's all say hello. - Hi. 157 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:09,237 And while you're at it, let's all give me a big hand! 158 00:08:14,348 --> 00:08:17,408 George Michael, get your uncle a bandage for his forehead. 159 00:08:17,518 --> 00:08:19,486 And while you're at it, uh, get two. 160 00:08:19,587 --> 00:08:20,986 Oh, my God. 161 00:08:21,088 --> 00:08:23,886 Guess this means you don't wanna play "got your nose" with me. 162 00:08:26,427 --> 00:08:28,657 Oh, what's the matter, Buster? 163 00:08:28,762 --> 00:08:30,662 - Did you hurt yourself? - Uh, hi, Gob. 164 00:08:30,764 --> 00:08:33,232 Oh, my God! What-What happened to your- He's got no hand! 165 00:08:33,334 --> 00:08:35,302 Buster went swimming in the ocean... 166 00:08:35,402 --> 00:08:38,098 and, according to him, a seal with a bow tie bit off his hand. 167 00:08:38,205 --> 00:08:39,570 Bow tie? 168 00:08:39,673 --> 00:08:42,801 It's merely the playful mutterings of the shock victim. 169 00:08:42,910 --> 00:08:44,969 A seal would never prey on a human... 170 00:08:45,079 --> 00:08:47,843 unless, of course, it had acquired a taste for mammal blood. 171 00:08:47,948 --> 00:08:50,246 Gob had recently dressed a seal in a bow tie... 172 00:08:50,351 --> 00:08:52,819 and used him in a magic trick. 173 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,445 - When it failed, he released the seal into the ocean. 174 00:08:55,556 --> 00:08:59,515 You're back in the real world. You're not gonna be hand-fed anymore. 175 00:08:59,627 --> 00:09:02,357 How the hell would a seal know how to tie a bow tie anyway? 176 00:09:02,463 --> 00:09:06,832 - I can barely tie the yellow one that I wear in my act. - This one had a yellow bow tie! 177 00:09:06,934 --> 00:09:08,526 Really? 178 00:09:08,636 --> 00:09:11,434 And later, Lucille could not contain her guilt any longer. 179 00:09:11,538 --> 00:09:15,372 I did this. I prayed that God take anything he wanted from us... 180 00:09:15,476 --> 00:09:17,376 so that Buster wouldn't have to go to war. 181 00:09:17,478 --> 00:09:21,107 Oh, Mom. After all these years, God's not gonna take a call from you. 182 00:09:21,215 --> 00:09:23,342 I did this. 183 00:09:23,450 --> 00:09:26,044 I think that the seal with the yellow bow tie might be the one... 184 00:09:26,153 --> 00:09:29,384 that I released into the sea after giving it the taste for mammal blood. 185 00:09:29,490 --> 00:09:32,550 Okay. You've got a better case than Mom does. 186 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:35,060 Still, I could hunt down that seal. 187 00:09:35,162 --> 00:09:38,791 They said if you retrieve Buster's hand, they might be able to do a transplant. 188 00:09:38,899 --> 00:09:42,665 At the very least, I can remove that incriminating bow tie. 189 00:09:42,770 --> 00:09:45,830 And Michael told Lindsay about his commitment to Maggie... 190 00:09:45,939 --> 00:09:47,907 and the child that wasn't his. 191 00:09:48,008 --> 00:09:51,307 Well, first of all, I'm sure there are writers on The Simpsons who aren't geeks. 192 00:09:51,412 --> 00:09:54,347 And secondly, I think this commitment you're making is great. 193 00:09:54,448 --> 00:09:56,348 It is. It's great, it's great. 194 00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:59,510 I do think something might be up though. What if she's still lying? 195 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:01,918 Oh, no. You're trying to get out of this, aren't you? 196 00:10:02,022 --> 00:10:04,252 - L-I thought you were a good guy. - I am a good guy. 197 00:10:04,358 --> 00:10:07,418 - Is he trying to get out of having this baby? - We want this child. 198 00:10:07,528 --> 00:10:10,053 It's given us a reason to stay together. 199 00:10:10,164 --> 00:10:12,758 In fact, it was investigating the pregnancy... 200 00:10:12,866 --> 00:10:16,597 that had reignited Lindsay and Tobias's passion. 201 00:10:16,704 --> 00:10:18,672 It was weird. 202 00:10:18,772 --> 00:10:20,740 - Where's your child? - I don't have a child, Michael. 203 00:10:20,841 --> 00:10:23,309 - We don't have a child, Michael. - That's why we want- 204 00:10:23,410 --> 00:10:25,571 - Oh. - Did you mean Maeby? 205 00:10:25,679 --> 00:10:29,775 - I did mean Maeby. - Well, she's hardly a child, is she, Michael? 206 00:10:29,883 --> 00:10:31,851 Yeah. And we know where she is. 207 00:10:31,952 --> 00:10:35,786 She's with her debate club, and they're on their way to Sacremende for the semifinals. 208 00:10:35,889 --> 00:10:37,789 She wasn't. 209 00:10:37,891 --> 00:10:41,987 And a Google search of the word "Sacremende'only came up with this. 210 00:10:42,096 --> 00:10:46,396 In fact, she was overseeing a remake of The Old Man And The Sea... 211 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:49,901 for the film studio where she'd bluffed her way into a job. 212 00:10:50,003 --> 00:10:51,971 What on earth is taking so long? 213 00:10:52,072 --> 00:10:54,597 Am I the only one who wants to get home and see their kids? 214 00:10:54,708 --> 00:10:57,302 So please don't tell me I don't know where my kid is. 215 00:10:57,411 --> 00:11:01,745 All I'm saying is that Maggie claims that no one else is involved. 216 00:11:01,849 --> 00:11:04,750 But what if she's lying again and there is someone else involved? 217 00:11:04,852 --> 00:11:07,184 You know, a boyfriend, a husband. 218 00:11:07,287 --> 00:11:10,450 Someone that got dumped when something better came along. 219 00:11:10,557 --> 00:11:13,754 - Of course. Why wouldn't she? - I'm a good guy, you know. 220 00:11:13,861 --> 00:11:16,329 So I'm thinkin' maybe you can break into her house again for me... 221 00:11:16,430 --> 00:11:18,159 and see if you can find some, uh- 222 00:11:18,265 --> 00:11:20,825 Way out of this for you? I don't think so. 223 00:11:20,934 --> 00:11:25,030 No, I was gonna say, find some evidence of who the father is, but forget it. 224 00:11:25,139 --> 00:11:29,098 I'll find somebody who wants an adventure. 225 00:11:29,209 --> 00:11:32,303 George Michael, how would you like to get away from Uncle Buster? 226 00:11:32,413 --> 00:11:34,381 - I'd really like that. - Good. Shh, shh, shh. 227 00:11:34,481 --> 00:11:37,211 And so, with his son's help, Michael went to Maggie's... 228 00:11:37,317 --> 00:11:39,251 to find some evidence of another man. 229 00:11:39,353 --> 00:11:41,821 It's another Bluth Boy adventure. We're like a team. 230 00:11:41,922 --> 00:11:44,254 - We're like Red McGibbon and Bullet. - Who? 231 00:11:44,358 --> 00:11:46,326 They're this old, uh- Never mind. Okay, listen. 232 00:11:46,427 --> 00:11:49,863 Anything you find in there-name, phone number-you bring it out to Daddy, all right? 233 00:11:49,963 --> 00:11:51,954 - You mean you're not going in with me? - Hmm? No. 234 00:11:52,065 --> 00:11:54,363 I can't fit through that doggy door. 235 00:11:54,468 --> 00:11:57,926 But I am gonna risk being caught out here. Be careful. 236 00:11:59,706 --> 00:12:03,164 Okay, I got a phone number. Let's go. Drive. 237 00:12:03,277 --> 00:12:05,438 - Let's go. Hit the gas. - You didn't even go inside. 238 00:12:05,546 --> 00:12:08,140 - It was taped to the door. - It's probably the Sparkletts guy. 239 00:12:08,248 --> 00:12:11,547 Listen, it's okay. I'm telling you. There's nothing to be scared about. 240 00:12:11,652 --> 00:12:14,382 I'm not getting that vibe. Hey! 241 00:12:14,488 --> 00:12:16,456 - Everything all right? - Yes, Officer. 242 00:12:16,557 --> 00:12:19,048 - Just waiting to see if Maggie's home. - Oh. 243 00:12:19,159 --> 00:12:22,128 I was making sure there wasn't another break-in. 244 00:12:22,229 --> 00:12:24,561 My partner is inside with his gun drawn. 245 00:12:24,665 --> 00:12:27,225 Everything's gonna be just fine. 246 00:12:30,037 --> 00:12:33,063 Close call there, Bullet. I'm so sorry about that. 247 00:12:33,173 --> 00:12:37,132 But listen, I think- I think that you do have something here with this phone number. 248 00:12:37,244 --> 00:12:39,269 "Really eager to hear from you." 249 00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:42,507 You know, that's something a guy would say if he was the father of her child... 250 00:12:42,616 --> 00:12:45,483 and the mother stopped calling 'cause she found a really good guy. 251 00:12:45,586 --> 00:12:49,078 I think this is him. I'm gettin' that vibe. We're havin' some fun, aren't we? 252 00:12:49,189 --> 00:12:50,918 I'm really sorry about that. 253 00:12:51,024 --> 00:12:55,358 Gob arrived at the dock, hoping to recover his brother's missing hand. 254 00:12:55,462 --> 00:12:58,989 - I'm lookin' for the seal that's got the taste for kitty blood. 255 00:12:59,099 --> 00:13:01,431 - I'll pay you handsomely. 256 00:13:01,535 --> 00:13:04,993 In fact, the skipper had already rented his boat to be shot in Maeby's film. 257 00:13:05,105 --> 00:13:08,233 - So neither he nor Gob were prepared... 258 00:13:08,342 --> 00:13:11,675 - for the challenges of using cats to catch a seal. 259 00:13:11,778 --> 00:13:15,771 - God! It's like herding cats. 260 00:13:15,883 --> 00:13:17,908 Here's your kitty cat. Aah! Fine! 261 00:13:18,018 --> 00:13:19,918 You don't get to be bait! 262 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,988 Why are there cats in the shot? 263 00:13:22,089 --> 00:13:25,581 This is the camera boat. Can you lose the- cats, please? 264 00:13:25,692 --> 00:13:27,592 Uncle Gob? 265 00:13:28,896 --> 00:13:30,796 Maeby? 266 00:13:30,898 --> 00:13:34,231 And Michael traced the phone number he found on the note to an address. 267 00:13:34,334 --> 00:13:37,394 Thank you, Mr. Parmesan. Okay. 268 00:13:37,504 --> 00:13:41,440 In there is the father of the child that Maggie wants me to help her raise. 269 00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:44,705 And he probably doesn't know that she's got another man involved. 270 00:13:44,811 --> 00:13:47,644 So I want you to stay here and enjoy the adventure from the car. 271 00:13:47,748 --> 00:13:51,240 This one could get a little ugly. 272 00:13:51,351 --> 00:13:55,549 And, hey, I'd like to see that cop of Maggie's do detective work this good. Huh? 273 00:13:57,991 --> 00:14:01,085 Oh, come on. Is this your phone number? 274 00:14:01,194 --> 00:14:04,459 Hey, I told you at the bar. I left that on Maggie's door. 275 00:14:04,565 --> 00:14:06,726 And why are you hangin' around Maggie's house, anyway? 276 00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:09,165 L- I'm sorry. I'm in this crazy relationship. 277 00:14:09,269 --> 00:14:12,238 She wants me to raise this child with her because there's no father. 278 00:14:12,339 --> 00:14:14,307 - No father? - I thought I'd come here- 279 00:14:14,408 --> 00:14:17,070 There's a father. There's two fathers. David! 280 00:14:17,177 --> 00:14:20,977 - I'm making gravy. - That bitch is gonna keep our child. 281 00:14:21,081 --> 00:14:24,847 I knew she was up to something. 282 00:14:24,952 --> 00:14:27,512 Hot cops Hot 283 00:14:30,891 --> 00:14:34,793 Michael had tracked down the couple who'd hired Maggie to carry their child. 284 00:14:34,895 --> 00:14:38,422 - So that's why you guys are staking out her house. - She hasn't returned our calls. 285 00:14:38,532 --> 00:14:41,194 - There's something about her I just don't trust. - I'll say. 286 00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:43,667 She said she doesn't know who the father is. 287 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:46,864 In a funny way, neither do we. Wejust gave her a mixed cocktail. 288 00:14:46,974 --> 00:14:48,874 - Two parts Taylor. - Two parts Carter. 289 00:14:48,976 --> 00:14:50,876 And let her do her thing. 290 00:14:50,978 --> 00:14:54,141 We decided we never want to know which of us is the real father. 291 00:14:56,850 --> 00:14:58,750 Well, why should you? 292 00:14:58,852 --> 00:15:02,015 I just hope you find out which one of you can breast-feed. 293 00:15:02,122 --> 00:15:04,818 You know, we're in a loving relationship. 294 00:15:04,925 --> 00:15:08,326 And just because we don't have breasts does not mean we cannot nourish our child. 295 00:15:08,428 --> 00:15:10,328 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to- 296 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:13,399 I don't want you guys to worry about getting that child back from Maggie... 297 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,730 because I'm gonna help you. 298 00:15:15,836 --> 00:15:17,895 Wow. What a... good guy. 299 00:15:18,005 --> 00:15:21,668 I know. And for once, I'm one lie ahead of Maggie Lizer's lies. 300 00:15:21,775 --> 00:15:24,505 In fact, Michael was one lie behind her. 301 00:15:24,611 --> 00:15:29,139 And what if I told you that Loretta was not fat... 302 00:15:29,249 --> 00:15:31,683 but actually a very greedy woman... 303 00:15:31,785 --> 00:15:34,845 in a very cheap fat suit? 304 00:15:34,955 --> 00:15:37,480 What, do you think I'm kidding? Huh? 305 00:15:37,591 --> 00:15:40,560 - What are you doing? - Okay, so she's fat. 306 00:15:40,661 --> 00:15:44,427 - Your Honor, this is an outrage! - Wow. Did I lose this one. 307 00:15:44,531 --> 00:15:46,999 Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. 308 00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:50,433 - You said spanking. - I want this case thrown out immediately. 309 00:15:50,537 --> 00:15:53,267 - In fact, Loretta wasn't overweight- 310 00:15:53,373 --> 00:15:57,002 - Oh, no! My water just broke! - Quickly, Your Honor. Quickly throw it out. 311 00:15:57,110 --> 00:16:00,045 but was carrying the child that Maggie was supposed to. 312 00:16:00,147 --> 00:16:05,244 You see, it was Loretta's urine that Tobias and Lindsay ended up testing... 313 00:16:05,352 --> 00:16:08,947 a fact they missed when they were making out in the shower. 314 00:16:09,056 --> 00:16:11,957 And Maggie did buy the fat suit to serve as her pregnancy belly. 315 00:16:12,059 --> 00:16:13,959 All right, this is goin' back. 316 00:16:14,061 --> 00:16:18,794 But soon upgraded to a higher-quality latex model. 317 00:16:18,899 --> 00:16:21,424 It's time! 318 00:16:21,535 --> 00:16:24,732 - Is there a doctor in the house? - Oh, my God! My water broke too! 319 00:16:24,838 --> 00:16:26,738 I'm in labor! 320 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:31,709 Maggie wasn't, but had no choice but to pretend to deliver at the same time. 321 00:16:31,812 --> 00:16:34,940 And Gob caught up with Maeby and made a confession. 322 00:16:35,048 --> 00:16:37,209 I think I'm responsible for Buster's hand. 323 00:16:37,317 --> 00:16:40,081 Yeah, and I'm responsible for an $80-million movie without an ending. 324 00:16:40,187 --> 00:16:42,815 I know those problems seem big when you're a kid, Maeby. 325 00:16:42,923 --> 00:16:45,517 Look, this is kind of weird advice for me to be giving... 326 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,752 but why don't you just tell him the truth? 327 00:16:47,861 --> 00:16:49,761 I mean, he'll respect you for it. 328 00:16:50,864 --> 00:16:53,389 Thanks, Maeby. 329 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:56,333 Okay, now I'm just lying for no reason. 330 00:16:58,538 --> 00:17:00,768 And Michael arrived at the courthouse... 331 00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:05,470 only to discover that Maggie had already been rushed to the hospital. 332 00:17:05,579 --> 00:17:09,242 And back at the penthouse, Lucille was praying for the second time in her life. 333 00:17:09,349 --> 00:17:11,783 Lord, let Buster forget everything. 334 00:17:11,885 --> 00:17:15,548 And if you need to take another hand to make that happen... 335 00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:17,623 please make it Gob's. 336 00:17:17,724 --> 00:17:22,684 It was at that exact moment that Buster did forget he'd lost his hand. 337 00:17:22,796 --> 00:17:24,855 Oh! No, stop it, stop it, stop it! 338 00:17:24,965 --> 00:17:28,230 Oh, you caught my tendon in your claw! 339 00:17:28,335 --> 00:17:32,863 My claw? Aw, God! 340 00:17:32,973 --> 00:17:35,840 I'm a monster! 341 00:17:38,411 --> 00:17:43,144 No! 342 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:46,151 Whose idea was the temporary hand? 343 00:17:46,253 --> 00:17:48,687 Buster! 344 00:17:48,789 --> 00:17:51,155 Hi. There's something you need to know. 345 00:17:51,258 --> 00:17:54,318 There's nothing he needs to know. Take his hand. Take it now! 346 00:17:54,427 --> 00:17:56,657 It was my fault. It was my seal. 347 00:17:56,763 --> 00:17:59,357 I released him, and he bit off your hand. 348 00:17:59,466 --> 00:18:01,991 Wow. Truth feels good. 349 00:18:02,102 --> 00:18:04,502 - You did this to me? - Yeah. 350 00:18:04,604 --> 00:18:08,563 And Gob was about to experience something that didn't feel that good. 351 00:18:08,675 --> 00:18:10,666 - No, Buster! Oh! 352 00:18:10,777 --> 00:18:13,644 Michael, meanwhile, notified the policemen that Maggie was in the hospital. 353 00:18:13,747 --> 00:18:16,375 - I will meet you there. - We're on our way. 354 00:18:16,483 --> 00:18:18,383 I'm getting goose bumps. 355 00:18:18,485 --> 00:18:20,953 Hi. Okay. I'm gonna go in there with Maggie. 356 00:18:21,054 --> 00:18:23,522 As far as I know, she's already had the kid, okay? 357 00:18:23,623 --> 00:18:27,081 We're havin' some adventure though, huh? You can't say we're not havin' fun. 358 00:18:30,597 --> 00:18:32,497 Don't smoke, sonny. 359 00:18:35,936 --> 00:18:38,530 Michael. Oh, I'm glad you're here. 360 00:18:38,638 --> 00:18:44,008 Is this our little bundle of... two gay cops' baby? 361 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,381 Shh, shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 362 00:18:50,483 --> 00:18:52,576 Here it is. This came from our cup. 363 00:18:52,686 --> 00:18:54,881 That fellow was in our cup once. 364 00:18:54,988 --> 00:18:57,388 Here's something I think you both need to have. 365 00:18:59,326 --> 00:19:02,762 Boy, you just cannot get off the breast thing, can you? 366 00:19:02,863 --> 00:19:06,230 Okay, where's the baby? 367 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:09,860 - I'm not pregnant. - But we paid you to do this, Maggie. 368 00:19:09,970 --> 00:19:12,734 I know, and I wanted to, but then it turns out I couldn't get pregnant. 369 00:19:12,839 --> 00:19:16,639 And I had this client-You know, we were working on the fat case. 370 00:19:16,743 --> 00:19:19,735 So l- Hey, I outsourced it, okay? 371 00:19:19,846 --> 00:19:22,940 And you weren't gonna let these nice guys have a baby? 372 00:19:23,049 --> 00:19:24,949 You were gonna have us raise it? 373 00:19:25,051 --> 00:19:26,951 Of course not. 374 00:19:27,053 --> 00:19:29,920 I'm gonna give 'em their baby. I never thought you'd stick around. 375 00:19:30,023 --> 00:19:31,923 I'm not goin' anywhere, baby. 376 00:19:32,025 --> 00:19:34,459 - What is wrong with me? 377 00:19:34,561 --> 00:19:37,291 Oh! Here it comes! Here comes the baby! 378 00:19:37,397 --> 00:19:39,262 Is that the head? 379 00:19:39,366 --> 00:19:43,632 Loretta had her baby, and the new family couldn't have been happier. 380 00:19:43,737 --> 00:19:47,537 - And Michael reunited with his son. - You disappointed? 381 00:19:47,641 --> 00:19:50,906 You kiddin' me? You're the only son I've ever needed. 382 00:19:51,011 --> 00:19:53,536 - That's all the adventure I've ever needed. 383 00:19:53,647 --> 00:19:58,141 Okay. Son, I'm going to meet you at the car. "M." Main floor. 384 00:19:58,251 --> 00:20:00,151 No adventure there. 385 00:20:00,253 --> 00:20:03,120 But "M'didn't stand for "main floor." 386 00:20:05,392 --> 00:20:07,360 Dr. Ward to the morgue, please. 387 00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:10,088 - Dr. Ward to the morgue, please. Stat. 388 00:20:10,196 --> 00:20:12,494 And Michael said good-bye to Maggie. 389 00:20:12,599 --> 00:20:14,863 - I know. I've got a problem. - We obviously both do. 390 00:20:14,968 --> 00:20:19,496 We obviously both crave some crazy complication in our lives. 391 00:20:19,606 --> 00:20:22,473 When we're together, it is like- 392 00:20:22,575 --> 00:20:24,839 - Magic? - I was gonna say "train wreck." 393 00:20:24,945 --> 00:20:27,470 We have to make a vow, okay? This is over. 394 00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:32,017 No more lying. No deceit, no sex. Everything. 395 00:20:32,118 --> 00:20:35,610 No more lies. 396 00:20:35,722 --> 00:20:38,919 But that, too, turned out to be a lie. 397 00:20:54,307 --> 00:20:56,901 On the next Arrested Development. 398 00:20:57,010 --> 00:21:00,036 Buster and Gob find themselves closer than ever. 399 00:21:00,146 --> 00:21:02,979 And there you are. We've removed the hook, and there's been no damage. 400 00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:06,109 - Oh, thank God. - Yeah, he's gonna be fine. 401 00:21:06,219 --> 00:21:09,814 But unfortunately, you've still got a hook in your ass. 402 00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:12,391 And Maggie gets a big surprise. 403 00:21:12,492 --> 00:21:15,586 You have got to be kidding me. 404 00:21:18,531 --> 00:21:20,965 Hot cops We'll clean up the town 405 00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:23,763 We'll turn that old frown upside down 406 00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:26,395 Hot cops We're aiming to please 407 00:21:26,506 --> 00:21:29,475 You know we'll get down on our knees 408 00:21:29,576 --> 00:21:32,204 We're taking on the bad boys 409 00:21:32,312 --> 00:21:34,940 With our loaded guns 410 00:21:35,048 --> 00:21:37,949 We'll pump you full of molten lead 411 00:21:38,051 --> 00:21:40,417 Bang, bang, you're dead 412 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,784 Hot cops 413 00:21:42,889 --> 00:21:45,551 Just give us a squeeze 414 00:21:45,658 --> 00:21:48,456 Hot cops Hot