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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Michael Bluth had gotten up early...

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in the hopes of avoiding his family.

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His mother, however, was already dressed,
made up and waiting for him-

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- Good morning.
- Ooh!

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Which put her wake-up time
in the 3:00, 3:30 area.

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I couldn't sleep.
I always get this way before Motherboy.

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Oh, God.
It's Motherboy already?

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Motherboy was a dinner dance
aimed at promoting mother-son bonding.

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Lucille had gone
over 25 times with Buster...

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and on a few occasions,
had won Cutest Couple.

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As one entered sexual maturity,
and the other one left it...

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it became harder to win.

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- I'm so hot.
- If you were hot, Mother, we would win.

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It's not just Motherboy.
It's Motherboy XXX!

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- And I think with you, I've got a shot.
- Oh, no.

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- Buster, for the first time ever,
doesn't want to do this?
- No, he does.

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It's just,
he's been so mopey.

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That could have something to do
with the fact that a seal ate his hand.

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- I don't know what it is.
- I think that's what it is.

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- Who knows?
- It was that.

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It had happened weeks earlier when Buster
went swimming in the ocean...

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against his mother's wishes.

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He had become haunted by the loss...

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seeing reminders of the accident everywhere.

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Mother, I can't sleep. I may not be able
to go to dance practice today.

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I'm going out. Zip me up.

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I mean,
look how he zips now.

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I know what this is. You're embarrassed
by him, aren't you?

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You spent your whole life
over-mothering the guy...

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and when he finally needs you,
you're not there.

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Well, I don't see you
spending time with him.

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The Bluth children had been
uneasy about missing limbs...

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since their father used a one-armed man
to teach them lessons.

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That's why you don't yell.

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As a matter of fact, I'm going to see Buster today.

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So you're gonna have to find a different
dance partner for Motherboy.

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God. Not that "I'm in love
with my mother" dance thing.

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I'm so glad there wasn't one of
those for daddies and daughters.

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- Of course they have father-daughter dances.
- They do? He never took me?

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It was before we did your nose.
Toodle-oo.

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- You're up awful early.
- Well, my marriage is falling apart.

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- Tobias is back with Carl.
- Tobias had gotten a call...

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from his one-time acting
teacher, Carl Weathers.

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He's directing something for TV,
but he thinks he might have a part for me.

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If this takes off, I might be able to buy you
the happiness that you deserve.

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He said the same thing when he got cast as
Frightened Inmate Number Two...

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in that film he got fired from.

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He had even gotten a vanity plate
made up announcing the achievement.

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And this wasn't the first time.

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He's so clueless.
He's not your real "take charge" husband.

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Lindsay, you're still looking
for somebody like Daddy, okay?

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Let's not forget that he was also
dismissive and disinterested.

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No. No, he had good qualities.

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Actually, George Sr. Was secretly living...

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- in the attic above them
and was starved for company-
- Nellie.

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Now-

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who wants to take their top off?

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when George Michael and Maeby came in.

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So you and Ann are actually going on
a Christian camping trip?

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It's called the Promise Land.
You're supposed to make promises...

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about your relationship as a tribute to
the generations that preceded you.

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Hey, there's booze in this.

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That's the Promise Land
that Ann's taking you to?

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You're gonna need this
more than Polly here.

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- That one's Polly?
- Hey! What are you kids doin' up here?

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We're lookin' for the camping stuff. Do you
know where the pump is for the air mattress?

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I had to take all pumps
out of here a long time ago.

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Take this down to
the kitchen, will you?

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I think it's getting too risky
keeping you up here.

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You know what's risky?
Lettin' your son go on that church thing.

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Her name's Ann, Dad,
and he's not "going" on her, okay?

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- They're just friends.
- Not for long.

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They're making promises
to each other.

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It's all that fidelity and pledging
yourself to a woman garbage.

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I wine 'em and dine 'em,
but I don't let 'em tell me what to do.

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I don't... let 'em tell me...
what to do.

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Okay, I should've never taken
the pumps out ofhere.

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Listen, unlike you,
I respect my son's choices.

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George Michael, I don't think you should
be going on this Promise Land thing.

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What? Why?
Because I'd miss school?

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- No.
- You get to miss school for that?

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And that's when Maeby decided
to become a devout Christian.

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Do you guys know where I could get one of
those gold necklaces with the "T" on it?

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- That's a cross.
- Across from where?

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Um, it's not about school, pal.
It's more about family.

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Your Uncle Buster's been very depressed
lately, and you haven't visited him.

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Family first. Or did they not teach you that
at the Promise Land?

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- I don't know. You won't let me go.
- Attaboy.

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Michael then went to the office,
where he ran into Gob.

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Barry come by yet?
I need to talk to him about my divorce.

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Gob had once
gotten married on a dare...

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a fact he'd only remembered
when he was served with divorce papers.

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- That cow is going after me.
- Your wife? She was super-thin.

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- She was?
- Yeah.

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What about her cans?
She have big cans?

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- You don't remember her at all?
- It was one night of wild passion.

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- And yet you didn't notice her body.
- I like to look in the mirror.

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That would be disgusting if you'd actually
slept with her, but I don't think you did.

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- I did! And it was disgusting.
- They didn't, but it would have been.

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Anyway, remember that seal of hers
that I released into the ocean?

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- Bit off Buster's hand?
- Vaguely.

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Her lawyers are claiming
that the seal's worth 250 grand.

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And that's not even
including Buster's Swatch.

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Listen, Gob, if you admit in court that
you never consummated the marriage...

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you can get it annulled
and walk away free and clear.

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You just can't deal with the fact that I've got
a super-thin wife with huge cans.

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All right. Who's ready to show
their lawyer some love?

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The seal?
Must've had a tracking device on it.

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Someone tracked it all the way
to a dock in Dana Point.

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You know, if that hand is still intact inside
the seal, Buster's got a shot at a transplant.

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At the very least, we can get Buster's
Swatch back, right?

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Up top. No?

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And Tobias met with
Carl Weathers at Burger King.

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And Tobias met with
Carl Weathers at Burger King.

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Thanks for meeting me down here
at Burger King.

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I'm tryin' to get them to underwrite
a new TV project I'm workin' on.

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Get some money in exchange
for settin' a scene here in Burger King.

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As long as you
don't draw attention to it.

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I'm directing an episode
of the series Scandal Makers.

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It's about the Bluth family and your
father-in-law's escape from justice.

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- I play the lead- a bounty hunter, name of Ice.
- Oh, no.

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You want me to play myself,
don't you?

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I swore I'd not go reality.

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- I will do-
- No, I already got a great guy
named Dave Attell to play you.

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I wasn't actually here
to ask you to be in it.

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I'm lookin' for somebody
in your family to sign a release.

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I could not betray my family
like that.

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Come on, man. I've got every part cast
except for George Sr.

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- I want that part.
- Then sign over the rights.

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I'm gonna go get a new soda.

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Did you know that you can get a refill
on any drink you want here, and it's free?

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It's a wonderful restaurant.

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It sure is. George Michael,
meanwhile, spent an afternoon...

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- with his uncle, at his father's suggestion.
- King me.

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Oh, God! I keep forgetting about this.

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- Oh, me too.
- Well, that's a do-over. So, who should go first?

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I know.
Let's rock-paper-scissors for it.

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- No! You would've-You would've won that, so-
- Oh.

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George Michael- Buster, did you at least
offer your nephew a bowl of soup?

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Yes, Mother, I did.

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- Can I open a can of soup for you?
- Can it open a can?

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- Can what open a can? Oh, God!
- Oh, God!

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Actually, I just wanted to spend some time
with my Knuckle Buster.

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- See, Mother? Not everybody is afraid of me.
- Oh, my God!

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Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending
some time with what's left of your uncle.

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I was supposed to go away to the Promise Land
this weekend, but my dad didn't want me to.

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- Family first.
- Well, you've done your duty this week.

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You're a very sympathetic
young man.

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Very sympathetic.
You know what?

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You deserve to go out of town this weekend,
and I'm taking you.

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Really?
George Michael should have realized...

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by the sailor suit
Lucille dressed him in...

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that he wasn't going north
to the Promise Land.

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I can't believe you don't know this song,
George Michael.

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No, he was going south.

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- South to Motherboy.

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And Michael and Gob headed out
to find the seal with the tracking device.

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I guess we should call Buster
and have him meet us at the dock, right?

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I guess so.

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Or we could make sure
it's the right seal first?

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- I mean, why get his hopes up?
- Yeah, that's better.

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- Knock, knock.
- Oh, God!

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- Monster!
- Hey, Brothers.

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- Buster.
- Bonster!

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- Sorry about the window.
- Not a problem.

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I really hate this stupid hook.
But I certainly can't walk around like this.

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- Why not?
- Very handsome.

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We were just gonna call you.
We think we know where the seal is.

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- The seal that did this to me?
- Yeah.

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- Take me!
- Yes. That's a good idea.

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I'm gonna go with Barry.
You should get in here. I'll just go with Barry.

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There's not enough room for you and me
and the stump and the thing- stuff. Barry!

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Tobias had gotten his first speaking role...

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simply by signing away
the life rights of everyone he loved.

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- And now he needed some research.
- I'm George Sr.

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Ooh, that's good.
That's the voice. I've got the voice.

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- That's not my voice.
- Oh, my God!

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- What are you doing here?
- I'm havin' a- tea party.

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What does it look like? I live here.
You tell anybody, you are dead.

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Tobias saw the raw power of George Sr.

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Stop licking my hand,
you horse's ass.

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Apower he needed
the man to teach him.
- That's it.

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So he explained the project,
and George Sr. Agreed on one condition.

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If you play me,
you gotta play me like a man...

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and not some mincing little
Polly or Nellie.

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I get those names confused.
Apologies. Apologies all around.

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And the search
for Buster's hand continued.

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I would love to be able
to say "Look what I've had reattached...

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while you and George Michael
were off to Motherboy."

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Motherboy? Wait a minute.

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Mom took him to Motherboy?

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He couldn't wait to swoop in and throw on that
sailor suit, because he's not damaged goods.

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Wait a minute.
I don't want him doing that.

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You gotta go with me down there
and help me get him, all right?

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- That place is your scene.
- Face it, Michael. They've won.

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He's the new Buster.

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This was the worst thing
Michael could possibly hear.

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Oh, I'm so sorry. False alarm.
What they tracked down was a shark...

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and he must've bitten off the part of
the seal with the tracking device on it.

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- Left flipper.
- So, the seal lost his hand too.

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Yeah, poor guy's probably out there
without a flipper...

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swimming around in a circle,
freaking out his whole family.

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That tracking device tells me
he was raised in captivity.

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- There's no way he stood a chance
out in the real world.
- See that? He was a victim too.

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You both were too sheltered
to learn how to protect yourselves...

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and we can't let that happen
to George Michael.

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I will help you, Michael.
We've got to rescue your son.

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And I've got to
staple this to a seal.

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And I've skipped breakfast,
so I'm off to Burger King.

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And Lucille arrived at
the hotel where Motherboy was taking place.

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This is nice, spending some time,
just the two of us.

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Oh- me.
The exact same color.

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What are the odds?

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00:11:50,411 --> 00:11:52,379
Not to worry.
Gangy brought some backups.

219
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,380
We'll get a room
so we can change.

220
00:11:54,482 --> 00:11:57,383
You think enough time has passed
to do Sonny and Cher?

221
00:11:57,485 --> 00:11:59,510
- Who?
- We're here for Motherboy.

222
00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:02,020
And you do realize
this is not the band.

223
00:12:02,123 --> 00:12:04,717
Motherboy was also a heavy metal band...

224
00:12:04,826 --> 00:12:07,818
That used to rock
pretty hard in the '70s.

225
00:12:07,929 --> 00:12:10,295
We are legally obligated
to make the distinction.

226
00:12:10,398 --> 00:12:12,389
Maybe I should let
my dad know that we're here.

227
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:15,298
Oh, he'll know when we
bring home the trophy.

228
00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:17,871
Yeah, but maybe
I'll just give him a call.

229
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:21,338
And what name shall we
put the room under?

230
00:12:21,442 --> 00:12:24,411
- Karmopolis.
- And Lindsay was about to see...

231
00:12:24,512 --> 00:12:27,970
a Tobias with
the raw power of George Sr.

232
00:12:28,082 --> 00:12:29,982
I sort of want to talk
to you about some things.

233
00:12:30,084 --> 00:12:33,417
It's a little late for talk, Lindsay.
I'm a man of action now.

234
00:12:37,959 --> 00:12:40,985
You don't need the calories.

235
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,529
This isn't working.

236
00:12:45,633 --> 00:12:49,831
Is it my imagination, or is he more
commanding and mannish?

237
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:53,100
It's like- I don't know.
Maybe I do want to be with him.

238
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,675
Then you should go to him.
For as it is written...

239
00:12:55,776 --> 00:13:01,043
you shall be with whom you have formed
a more perfect union with under God.

240
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,343
She's right.

241
00:13:03,451 --> 00:13:05,544
This isn't working.

242
00:13:05,653 --> 00:13:07,712
I'm sorry.
You've got the wrong Motherboy.

243
00:13:07,822 --> 00:13:09,722
This looks like the place.

244
00:13:09,824 --> 00:13:11,917
And Michael and Buster
arrived at Motherboy.

245
00:13:12,026 --> 00:13:15,052
Excuse me.
Has a Lucille Bluth checked in?

246
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,460
- I have no one by that name.
- God.

247
00:13:17,565 --> 00:13:19,795
- She knows you're after her.
- She does?

248
00:13:19,901 --> 00:13:22,529
Wait a minute.
I recognize those outfits.

249
00:13:22,637 --> 00:13:25,037
- We're getting you out of here.
- Thank you! Thank you!

250
00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:28,108
- Oh, God! It's red.
- Take me with you! No, please! Please!

251
00:13:28,209 --> 00:13:30,177
- It's the wrong child.
- Where do we go next?

252
00:13:30,278 --> 00:13:34,510
I will tell you this, Michael. If Mother saw
those two, she is going to change clothes.

253
00:13:34,615 --> 00:13:36,515
And that means
he'll be on the balcony.

254
00:13:36,617 --> 00:13:40,314
Whenever she changed clothes,
she made me wait on the balcony until zip-up.

255
00:13:40,421 --> 00:13:42,651
And yet, anything goes at bath time.

256
00:13:42,757 --> 00:13:45,385
Let's check the balconies.

257
00:13:45,493 --> 00:13:48,053
And Barry prepared Gob
to meet with his wife.

258
00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:50,289
If you really want
to settle this, your job...

259
00:13:50,398 --> 00:13:52,332
is to convince
that "wife" of yours...

260
00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:56,062
that you are willing to go in front of the judge
and admit that you never had sex.

261
00:13:56,170 --> 00:14:00,038
She has a name, Barry. You don't happen
to know what it is by the way, do you?

262
00:14:00,141 --> 00:14:03,269
That's why I want to settle.
I'm not super prepared.

263
00:14:03,377 --> 00:14:07,006
Well, we did have sex.
And I'm not a great liar.

264
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,139
Both things hejust said were lies.

265
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:12,151
- But if you think it'll scare her off.
- I do, and it will.

266
00:14:12,253 --> 00:14:15,689
And you don't want to go in front of
that judge. I caught him in a drag club.

267
00:14:15,790 --> 00:14:19,954
- What were you doin' there?
- Wow. You should be the lawyer.

268
00:14:24,966 --> 00:14:27,366
And soon, Michael and Buster
surveyed the hotel...

269
00:14:27,468 --> 00:14:29,368
Iooking for George Michael.

270
00:14:29,470 --> 00:14:32,234
There's a very bored-looking little
Sonny Bono on that balcony.

271
00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:34,968
Oh, God. That means
she'll be dressed like Cher.

272
00:14:35,076 --> 00:14:38,773
I have an idea.

273
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:43,316
It is time I used something I trained for in army,
but I never got a chance to do.

274
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:47,114
- You cannot zip-line over there!
- Either I zip down or he zips up!

275
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,519
And that is a mighty long zipper
on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.

276
00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:52,057
You have to get on
your knees to start it.

277
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:54,650
This is much less scary.
Godspeed, Buster.

278
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,865
One, two, three-

279
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,564
You came for me!

280
00:15:05,673 --> 00:15:07,698
Zip me up.

281
00:15:14,682 --> 00:15:18,209
We're switching rooms again.
And costumes.

282
00:15:20,591 --> 00:15:23,492
Tobias had begun work
on the set of Scandal Makers.

283
00:15:23,594 --> 00:15:27,155
What's so great about Tobias is he's got this
obligation to his wife and daughter.

284
00:15:27,264 --> 00:15:29,824
- Whoa. This guy's straight?
- Yeah.

285
00:15:29,934 --> 00:15:32,960
Then what the hell am I wearin' these for?
Look at that.

286
00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:35,630
Hey, gang. I'm sorry.
I don't want to note you to death...

287
00:15:35,739 --> 00:15:38,503
but you should be wearing those
under your pants.

288
00:15:38,609 --> 00:15:42,340
- Why?
- It's a thing. There's dozens of us.

289
00:15:42,446 --> 00:15:44,641
This whole thing is startin' to feel
like a real career killer.

290
00:15:44,748 --> 00:15:46,648
- Yeah, I know, man.
- Also, l-

291
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:49,685
Tobias, why don't you go learn
your lines, man? Work on them.

292
00:15:49,787 --> 00:15:52,119
Did I get lines? God!

293
00:15:52,223 --> 00:15:54,157
They told me I was just jumping
onto a moving stair car.

294
00:15:54,258 --> 00:15:57,284
If that man's straight,
then I am sober.

295
00:15:57,394 --> 00:16:00,022
Hi. Um, I'm waiting
for "Gawb" Bluth.

296
00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:02,325
I'm Gob Bluth.
My wife send you?

297
00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:04,901
- I'm your wife.
- I knew that.

298
00:16:05,002 --> 00:16:08,130
Nice to see you again, Usarmy.

299
00:16:08,239 --> 00:16:11,970
You lost a lot of weight in Iraq,
especially up in the northern region.

300
00:16:12,076 --> 00:16:15,204
- So where's the seal?
- Hey, that's not my problem.

301
00:16:15,312 --> 00:16:17,803
As far as I'm concerned,
we were never even married.

302
00:16:17,915 --> 00:16:20,850
Maybe I'll just say that
we never sealed the deal.

303
00:16:20,951 --> 00:16:23,977
- You're willing to admit that?
- Lie about it? Yes.

304
00:16:24,088 --> 00:16:26,989
Wow. I mis-underestimated you.

305
00:16:27,091 --> 00:16:30,993
You've got some courage.
Makes me wonder what I'm missing.

306
00:16:31,095 --> 00:16:33,063
You mean, other than your cans?

307
00:16:33,163 --> 00:16:35,723
No. They're still here.

308
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:38,427
And so Gob set about consummating...

309
00:16:38,536 --> 00:16:41,505
the marriage he'd finally agreed
to claim he hadn't.

310
00:16:44,108 --> 00:16:49,068
And back at Motherboy XXX, Lucille
was finding her new partner an asset.

311
00:16:49,179 --> 00:16:52,273
- Is this your son?
- No, I'm his grandmother.

312
00:16:52,383 --> 00:16:54,374
- He's an orphan.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

313
00:16:54,485 --> 00:16:57,886
- Well, you guys should win.
- I'm not an orphan. I have a dad.

314
00:16:57,988 --> 00:17:00,286
Well, good luck to you.

315
00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:05,358
Well, that little bit
of honesty helped nothing.

316
00:17:05,462 --> 00:17:08,363
You'd better bring it
to the waltz, young man.

317
00:17:08,465 --> 00:17:12,299
Meanwhile, Michael and Buster
had retrieved Buster's hook...

318
00:17:12,403 --> 00:17:14,769
and were staking out
the situation.

319
00:17:14,872 --> 00:17:17,864
Gypsies.

320
00:17:17,975 --> 00:17:21,035
Hey.

321
00:17:21,145 --> 00:17:24,376
They've changed into gypsies.
My army training...

322
00:17:24,481 --> 00:17:28,918
tells me that this is
going to be a hot mission.

323
00:17:29,019 --> 00:17:31,487
- One hot mission.
- Yes.

324
00:17:31,589 --> 00:17:35,047
I create a diversion, and you grab
George Michael and go.

325
00:17:35,159 --> 00:17:38,026
We need a name.

326
00:17:38,128 --> 00:17:42,087
Maybe "Operation Hot Mother."

327
00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:46,431
- No, let's try to top that.
- They never did.

328
00:17:46,537 --> 00:17:49,631
And later, Operation Hot Mother was underway.

329
00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:53,403
Buster was waiting for Michael's cue
to unplug the lights.

330
00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:56,968
But that's when Buster
caught his hook on a sandbag.

331
00:17:57,081 --> 00:17:59,914
Hey!

332
00:18:01,685 --> 00:18:06,019
And now from the land of gypsies,
Lucille Bluth and her orphaned grandson.

333
00:18:06,156 --> 00:18:08,021
What the hell's goin' on, Buster?
Cut the lights!

334
00:18:12,529 --> 00:18:15,828
- Buster?
- Grab him! Take the gypsy boy!

335
00:18:15,933 --> 00:18:18,663
- I'm taking you out of here. Let's go.
- They haven't served dinner yet.

336
00:18:18,769 --> 00:18:20,498
- George Michael.
- You're not taking him.

337
00:18:20,604 --> 00:18:23,471
- Take me with you!
- What are you doin'? I can't.

338
00:18:23,574 --> 00:18:25,838
Get off of me!
Buster, let's get out of here.

339
00:18:25,943 --> 00:18:29,435
I'm stuck. Go.
Take the boy. Go!

340
00:18:29,546 --> 00:18:32,174
All right, Motherboys.
Our curtain seems to be stuck.

341
00:18:32,282 --> 00:18:36,184
We're going to do some freestyle
waltzing while we get it fixed.

342
00:18:36,286 --> 00:18:38,880
Boys' choice.

343
00:18:38,989 --> 00:18:41,822
- George Michael, you're choosing me.
- No, Mom.

344
00:18:41,925 --> 00:18:44,894
You had no right to bring him to this freak show.
He was supposed to be visiting Buster.

345
00:18:44,995 --> 00:18:46,895
No, you were supposed
to be visiting Buster...

346
00:18:46,997 --> 00:18:49,522
but you made your son do it
because you didn't want to.

347
00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:51,624
- You were supposed to do it?
- You didn't want to?

348
00:18:51,735 --> 00:18:56,468
No. Buster, l- I didn't know how
to, uh, treat you, all right?

349
00:18:56,573 --> 00:18:59,508
I thought that you would be a little
different, but you're not.

350
00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:02,010
I was wrong, okay?
I'm sorry.

351
00:19:02,112 --> 00:19:06,139
You know, you're as good a brother
as you ever were.

352
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:09,344
- Thank you.
- All right?

353
00:19:09,453 --> 00:19:12,718
Yes. I am no different.
I am the same old Motherboy.

354
00:19:12,823 --> 00:19:16,054
George Michael still has a chance.
Take him!

355
00:19:18,228 --> 00:19:20,753
Thanks. Let's go.

356
00:19:20,864 --> 00:19:23,492
Boys' choice?

357
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:28,537
That is, if you're not embarrassed
to take my hook.

358
00:19:28,639 --> 00:19:30,698
Of course not.

359
00:19:33,844 --> 00:19:37,075
I'm Peter Pan,
and you're Captain Hook.

360
00:19:37,181 --> 00:19:41,515
We'll pretend it's a costume.
Let's dance.

361
00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:49,125
And that night, Michael,
his brother and his son...

362
00:19:49,226 --> 00:19:51,626
- arrived at the Promise Land.
- All right.

363
00:19:51,729 --> 00:19:53,856
I appreciate you taking me
up here to see Ann.

364
00:19:53,964 --> 00:19:56,296
- A promise is a promise.
And I'm glad the three of us...
- Yeah.

365
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,028
- Were able to spend some time together.
- Oh, yeah.

366
00:19:59,136 --> 00:20:04,597
- And I finally feel good about myself. "Saddest."
- And I saw some of those people.

367
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:07,575
- That was a very competitive category.
- Oh, don't I know it.

368
00:20:07,678 --> 00:20:09,578
- Here we go.
- I can't get out, actually.

369
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,444
On the next Arrested Development.

370
00:20:12,549 --> 00:20:16,713
Lindsay finds herself strangely compelled
to be with Tobias.

371
00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:19,550
I have never
been more attracted to you.

372
00:20:19,656 --> 00:20:21,590
Wow. The service
sent you over fast.

373
00:20:21,692 --> 00:20:24,320
Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
I'm in the wrong trailer.

374
00:20:24,428 --> 00:20:26,328
But not the one she's married to.

375
00:20:26,430 --> 00:20:29,422
So you don't cry
when you take those off?

376
00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:32,696
Having finally had sex, Gob can admit...

377
00:20:32,803 --> 00:20:34,998
he never consummated
their marriage.

378
00:20:35,105 --> 00:20:40,236
Judge, maybe you should take a look at this.
It was taken in your office just moments ago.

379
00:20:40,344 --> 00:20:43,438
- But Gob catches a lucky break.
- There's no way to tell who this man is.

380
00:20:43,547 --> 00:20:45,572
But it doesn't last long.

381
00:20:45,682 --> 00:20:48,082
That's me, Your Honor.
L- my wife.

382
00:20:48,185 --> 00:20:51,518
We really lost this case.

383
00:20:51,622 --> 00:20:54,489
And Maeby impresses
the kids at the Promise Land...

384
00:20:54,591 --> 00:20:57,458
with her one
scary campfire story.

385
00:20:57,561 --> 00:21:00,758
Knock, scrape.
The only thing more terrifying...

386
00:21:00,864 --> 00:21:04,129
than the escaped lunatic's hook
was his twisted call!

387
00:21:04,234 --> 00:21:07,135
Hey, campers.

388
00:21:11,241 --> 00:21:14,267
I'm a monster!

389
00:21:14,378 --> 00:21:16,346
This may have been
a step backwards.

390
00:21:24,454 --> 00:21:29,858
Upon her knee

391
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:34,363
So fine to be

392
00:21:34,464 --> 00:21:40,369
Mother and boy

393
00:21:40,470 --> 00:21:45,373
Mother-

394
00:21:45,475 --> 00:21:48,376
boy