1 00:00:01,012 --> 00:00:04,413 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,515 --> 00:00:06,506 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,617 --> 00:00:08,608 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,125 --> 00:00:15,752 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,062 --> 00:00:20,292 Michael was surprised to find the house... 6 00:00:20,398 --> 00:00:22,866 still a mess a week after the fumigation. 7 00:00:22,967 --> 00:00:27,700 You still haven't put this stuff back yet? You've got to be the laziest person in the world. 8 00:00:27,805 --> 00:00:30,899 If you weren't all the way on the other side of the room, I'd slap your face. 9 00:00:31,008 --> 00:00:34,444 - I asked you to clean this up. - Yeah, and you also asked me to call the fumigators... 10 00:00:34,545 --> 00:00:36,706 and you haven't even thanked me for doing that. 11 00:00:36,814 --> 00:00:39,977 Michael had asked her to do this, but that was long before... 12 00:00:40,084 --> 00:00:42,644 he began hiding his fugitive father in the attic. 13 00:00:42,753 --> 00:00:46,621 What? Uh- Oh, God. 14 00:00:46,724 --> 00:00:49,716 Polly, cover your mouth! 15 00:00:49,827 --> 00:00:53,729 Luckily, Michael was notified in time. 16 00:00:53,831 --> 00:00:57,130 Well, we had a deal, you know. I'd pay for everything, and you'd clean the house. 17 00:00:57,234 --> 00:01:00,067 - And you've only done it once. - She hadn't even done it that time... 18 00:01:00,171 --> 00:01:03,299 - but instead, intercepted her mother's housekeeper... 19 00:01:03,407 --> 00:01:05,773 - as she was arriving for work. - Can I take you the rest of the way? 20 00:01:05,876 --> 00:01:10,404 - Mrs.- Mrs.- - Oh, I have to make one quick stop first. 21 00:01:10,514 --> 00:01:15,008 Almost done. Yours or mister's? 22 00:01:15,119 --> 00:01:17,144 Mister's. 23 00:01:17,254 --> 00:01:20,087 Lupe never accepted a ride from Lindsay again. 24 00:01:20,191 --> 00:01:24,150 Well, I'm sorry, Michael, but Tobias moving out hasn't been easy. 25 00:01:24,261 --> 00:01:26,286 For any of us. 26 00:01:26,397 --> 00:01:28,627 You didn't even notice he'd gone, did you? 27 00:01:28,732 --> 00:01:30,927 I did notice we'd stopped TiVoing The Christopher Lowell Show. 28 00:01:31,035 --> 00:01:34,664 - What happened? - I tried to give it one last chance. 29 00:01:34,772 --> 00:01:37,832 - Like what you see? - I've been looking for those. 30 00:01:37,942 --> 00:01:40,604 - You're gonna stretch them out. - That's all you can say? 31 00:01:40,711 --> 00:01:43,942 Well, excuse me for liking the way they shape my junk. 32 00:01:44,048 --> 00:01:46,448 I don't know why, but that's it. 33 00:01:46,550 --> 00:01:50,350 You can pack your junk and get out. 34 00:01:50,454 --> 00:01:53,014 You're kicking me out? At the beginning of pilot season? 35 00:01:53,124 --> 00:01:57,493 You're not gonna make it as an actor, and we're not gonna make it as a couple. 36 00:01:57,595 --> 00:02:00,621 With nowhere to go, Tobias went to the studio... 37 00:02:00,731 --> 00:02:04,064 where he'd occasionally worked as a security guard and took up residence... 38 00:02:04,168 --> 00:02:08,127 in the apartment of Detective Frank Wrench, on the set of the television show... 39 00:02:08,239 --> 00:02:10,366 Wrench. 40 00:02:10,474 --> 00:02:13,500 I'm really sorry to hear that. How's Maeby taking it? 41 00:02:13,611 --> 00:02:17,206 - Well, she's really hard to read. - You haven't told her yet. 42 00:02:17,314 --> 00:02:19,874 Well, she was so excited the hot water in the shower was lasting longer. 43 00:02:19,984 --> 00:02:22,817 How could I have the heart to tell her it's because her father moved out? 44 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:26,151 Tobias moved out? 45 00:02:26,257 --> 00:02:29,988 - Did he take the good video camera with him? - That's touching. 46 00:02:30,094 --> 00:02:33,188 - What do you need the camera for? - I'm making a magic video. 47 00:02:33,297 --> 00:02:35,925 I'm gonna tape myself doing tricks around the office. 48 00:02:36,033 --> 00:02:40,265 I'm calling it Tricks- Let me finish- around the Office. 49 00:02:40,371 --> 00:02:42,862 I figured out a way to make money while I'm working. 50 00:02:42,973 --> 00:02:46,238 That is what we call working. Something you might wanna try next time you're at the office. 51 00:02:46,343 --> 00:02:50,040 You've been missing things lately. I'm gettin'real tired of it. 52 00:02:50,147 --> 00:02:52,741 Incidentally, today we're having a big vote on that building renovation. 53 00:02:52,850 --> 00:02:55,683 - I need you there to help me vote it in. - Fine. I'll vote... 54 00:02:55,786 --> 00:02:57,686 as long as you give me the camera. 55 00:02:57,788 --> 00:03:00,621 I think we all know that George Michael was using it last. 56 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:04,820 A fact the family had discovered when they'd gathered to watch a home video. 57 00:03:04,929 --> 00:03:08,262 Was that a 40th anniversary party, huh? Didn't cost us a thing. 58 00:03:08,365 --> 00:03:11,300 Is that Qusay Hussein at the omelet bar? 59 00:03:11,402 --> 00:03:14,462 Look at this. If these guys move, they don't get paid. 60 00:03:16,207 --> 00:03:19,108 It seems that as a 13-year-old, George Michael had been... 61 00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:21,872 heavily influenced by the Star Wars films... 62 00:03:21,979 --> 00:03:25,471 and had endeavored to re-create his favorite moments. 63 00:03:25,583 --> 00:03:28,746 - You're not my father! You'll never be! - I spent $2.1 million... 64 00:03:28,852 --> 00:03:31,320 of good company money and end up with this? 65 00:03:31,422 --> 00:03:33,720 - You cut off my hand! Worth every penny. 66 00:03:33,824 --> 00:03:37,316 Even you have to admit that that was the lamest thing ever put on tape. 67 00:03:37,428 --> 00:03:40,693 Not so. Buster had once videotaped himself... 68 00:03:40,798 --> 00:03:44,666 re-creating moments from his then favorite film, Chicago. 69 00:03:44,768 --> 00:03:49,398 - He also liked Star Wars. 70 00:03:51,342 --> 00:03:54,311 His self-esteem is low enough as it is, and I have no idea why. 71 00:03:54,411 --> 00:03:57,574 I mean, he's such a great kid, and everybody loves him. He's George Michael! 72 00:03:57,681 --> 00:04:02,778 Truthfully, that's why I'm not that crazy about that Ann, but he'll move on. 73 00:04:02,886 --> 00:04:06,822 Unless he knocks her up like you did with his mother. Plus, she's religious. 74 00:04:06,924 --> 00:04:09,916 If that one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. 75 00:04:10,027 --> 00:04:13,861 Believe me. I dated a chick like that once in high school. 76 00:04:13,964 --> 00:04:16,091 No, I didn't. 77 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:19,966 I gotta work on that boy's self-esteem. 78 00:04:20,070 --> 00:04:23,335 Michael went to do so, only to hear Ann beating him to it. 79 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,499 - I want you to do it. - I don't think I'm ready. 80 00:04:25,609 --> 00:04:27,873 - Of course you are. - I'm gonna lose it before I start. 81 00:04:27,978 --> 00:04:30,310 Don't start! 82 00:04:30,414 --> 00:04:34,783 Smoking. It's a killer. That Sammy Davis Jr. Should still be performing. 83 00:04:34,885 --> 00:04:37,877 - What's going on? - Ann thinks I should run for student body president. 84 00:04:37,988 --> 00:04:40,456 - That's a great idea. - Well, I don't have a chance. 85 00:04:40,557 --> 00:04:43,492 - They only vote for the cool kids. - But everyone loves you. 86 00:04:43,594 --> 00:04:45,858 You are George Michael! Who's cooler than you? 87 00:04:48,265 --> 00:04:50,495 Plus, you would be following in your old man's footsteps. 88 00:04:50,601 --> 00:04:52,694 - You were student body president? - Oh-ho. 89 00:04:52,803 --> 00:04:55,135 - It was close. - So you lost. 90 00:04:55,239 --> 00:04:57,002 - Who remembers? - I know I would remember. 91 00:04:57,107 --> 00:04:59,166 Ann, if my dad says that he won, then he won. 92 00:04:59,276 --> 00:05:01,710 Didn't say I won. Said I can't remember. 93 00:05:01,812 --> 00:05:06,146 But now that we're thinking about it, I seem to remember the other guy won the title... 94 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:09,219 although there were plenty in the school who wanted to overturn the decision. 95 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:13,848 I said, "Let's- Do not- Let's not put the school through that." 96 00:05:13,957 --> 00:05:16,425 Haven't thought about that for years. Good memory. 97 00:05:16,527 --> 00:05:20,486 Well, anyway, I'll help you run your campaign and make your commercial for election day. 98 00:05:20,597 --> 00:05:23,122 Well, that's great. The important thing is... 99 00:05:23,233 --> 00:05:28,933 to raise the old self-esteem and not to rush a physical relationship. 100 00:05:29,039 --> 00:05:32,372 - Those are really the two important things. - No. We're both waiting. 101 00:05:32,476 --> 00:05:36,845 - Good. - And then that first time, after waiting and waiting- 102 00:05:36,947 --> 00:05:40,212 It's gonna be so awesome, because it's not just gonna be my love and George Michael's... 103 00:05:40,317 --> 00:05:42,285 but God's love as well. 104 00:05:42,386 --> 00:05:46,015 - God, it's gonna be incredible. - All right. I'll do it. I'm in. 105 00:05:46,123 --> 00:05:48,353 - Campaign? - I'm pumped. 106 00:05:48,459 --> 00:05:51,553 As George Michael was on the path to higher self-esteem... 107 00:05:51,662 --> 00:05:54,495 Buster was losing what little he had. 108 00:05:54,598 --> 00:05:56,532 I can't put the aorta in with this thing. 109 00:05:56,633 --> 00:05:59,500 Oh, stop complaining. 110 00:05:59,603 --> 00:06:03,869 - Buster! - I'm sorry I'm an inconvenience to you, Mother. 111 00:06:03,974 --> 00:06:08,604 Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh! 112 00:06:08,712 --> 00:06:11,875 - As Lupe felt sorry... 113 00:06:11,982 --> 00:06:16,885 for Buster's loss of a hand, Lindsay felt sorry for her loss of Lupe. 114 00:06:30,267 --> 00:06:33,964 Lindsay had cleaned one room and now had a garbage problem. 115 00:06:34,071 --> 00:06:37,472 - And while looking for a spot to stash the refuse... 116 00:06:37,574 --> 00:06:39,474 She came upon an old friend. 117 00:06:39,576 --> 00:06:43,171 I haven't seen this in ages. EBay. 118 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:46,181 Unfortunately, it was a new friend to George Sr. 119 00:06:46,283 --> 00:06:49,309 Polly! 120 00:06:49,420 --> 00:06:54,050 Back at the office, Michael came to regret having given Gob the video camera. 121 00:06:54,158 --> 00:06:56,319 Well, I certainly appreciate your decision... 122 00:06:56,427 --> 00:06:59,089 but if my brother was here, we could've voted this thing through. 123 00:06:59,196 --> 00:07:03,394 What's this? A stuffy office meeting? 124 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:07,994 Well, maybe it's time for a little... Office Magic. 125 00:07:08,105 --> 00:07:13,441 - What's "office magic"? - Sometimes it's as simple as turning 10:45... 126 00:07:13,544 --> 00:07:17,480 in the morning into lunchtime! 127 00:07:17,581 --> 00:07:20,846 - Okay. - Why does lunch have to be so dull? 128 00:07:20,951 --> 00:07:25,149 Maybe you'd prefer some chicken instead! 129 00:07:25,255 --> 00:07:28,816 All right. Let's cut. Take five, everybody. 130 00:07:28,926 --> 00:07:32,157 - No, no. We're not takin' five. Hey, is this guy with you? - Yeah, he's an actor. 131 00:07:32,262 --> 00:07:35,288 Well, you know, I thought he was an investor. He voted against me... 132 00:07:35,399 --> 00:07:37,959 which is the vote I asked you to be here for, so- 133 00:07:38,068 --> 00:07:41,868 You know what? I don't know why, but that's it. I don't think I can work with you anymore. 134 00:07:41,972 --> 00:07:44,463 - You kind of have to, guy. I'm the president. - No. I'm the president. 135 00:07:44,575 --> 00:07:48,409 No. You lost the presidency, just like you did in high school when you refused to play dirty. 136 00:07:48,512 --> 00:07:50,980 - Worked when I ran. - We're talkin' about the office here, okay? 137 00:07:51,081 --> 00:07:53,072 I do all the work. I've been helping you. That's over now. 138 00:07:53,183 --> 00:07:57,017 Sorry to hear you say that, Michael, 'cause it just cost you your job. 139 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,884 - I'm serious. It's over. - How do you call Security on this thing? 140 00:07:59,990 --> 00:08:03,050 - You hit pound-zero-zero to operate the system. - Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? 141 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,856 - Yeah. Pound is right- - When I keep hitting that, the other thing flashes. 142 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:08,397 - Hit pound and then zero-zero. - I do. I know. 143 00:08:08,499 --> 00:08:11,400 Tell you what. You don't need to learn the system, because you're out of here. 144 00:08:11,502 --> 00:08:13,993 You're fired. 145 00:08:14,104 --> 00:08:16,004 Have Security send a man up. 146 00:08:16,106 --> 00:08:18,506 You've got the wrong guy. 147 00:08:18,609 --> 00:08:21,601 Uh, no, you don't, but you don't have to do this. 148 00:08:21,712 --> 00:08:25,443 But the guard had recently lost halfhis tie to Office Magic. 149 00:08:25,549 --> 00:08:28,416 - Oh, I don't mind. - Get this. You getting this? 150 00:08:28,519 --> 00:08:31,420 Cheat out. You have to cheat out a little bit. 151 00:08:31,522 --> 00:08:34,184 - Oh, hey. - What was that all about? 152 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:37,124 Your uncle doesn't not-work here anymore. 153 00:08:37,227 --> 00:08:41,527 - So I guess your mom told you about your dad moving out, huh? - No, she did not tell me that. 154 00:08:41,632 --> 00:08:43,862 - Oh. - But she doesn't tell me anything. 155 00:08:43,967 --> 00:08:47,027 - Neither of them do. - Sorry. Guess I shouldn't have said anything. 156 00:08:47,137 --> 00:08:50,300 Maybe I should just start keeping some secrets of my own. 157 00:08:50,407 --> 00:08:52,466 Why aren't you at school right now? 158 00:08:52,576 --> 00:08:55,067 Marry me. 159 00:08:55,178 --> 00:08:58,079 I'm so sorry. I forgot who I was talking to. 160 00:08:58,181 --> 00:09:01,776 I was just using your copier to make some campaign posters. 161 00:09:01,885 --> 00:09:04,649 Well, then, by all means, let me help you out. 162 00:09:04,755 --> 00:09:07,553 I mean, I don't even know why I'm doing it. He's gonna win by a landslide. 163 00:09:07,658 --> 00:09:10,149 - That's what I was tellin' him. - How do you know Steve Holt? 164 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:12,660 - Are you in A.A.? - I was talkin' about George Michael. 165 00:09:12,763 --> 00:09:14,993 He's running for student body president. Who's Steve Holt? 166 00:09:15,098 --> 00:09:18,067 He's just the hottest guy in school. And he's won three years in a row- 167 00:09:18,168 --> 00:09:20,068 every year after his first junior year. 168 00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:22,400 So, then, he's more popular than George Michael? 169 00:09:22,506 --> 00:09:26,909 Well, that's like comparing apples and some fruit nobody's ever heard of. 170 00:09:27,010 --> 00:09:29,501 He might even finish after the Indian kid. 171 00:09:29,613 --> 00:09:33,049 I guess I gotta get down to the school and see if I can stop him from signing up, huh? 172 00:09:33,150 --> 00:09:37,018 Yes. You have to. And do you think you could put up a couple of these when you're there... 173 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:40,180 'cause I was really not in the mood to go down there. 174 00:09:40,290 --> 00:09:44,090 Michael went to take care of his son... 175 00:09:44,194 --> 00:09:47,925 as Lucille discovered that hers was already being taken care of. 176 00:09:48,031 --> 00:09:53,059 - Mother! - And yet you're too good to polish the candlesticks? 177 00:09:53,170 --> 00:09:55,764 - You're fired! - You can't fire me. I'm your son. 178 00:09:55,872 --> 00:09:58,670 - I'm firing you! - I was firing Lupe! 179 00:09:58,775 --> 00:10:00,504 Well, that makes more sense. 180 00:10:04,147 --> 00:10:06,877 - Lindsay came upon Lupe, who'djust been fired. - I no clean for family anymore. 181 00:10:06,984 --> 00:10:10,715 Can't you at least come over and DustBuster or something? 182 00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:14,348 - I no does Buster anymore. - Fine. 183 00:10:14,458 --> 00:10:18,451 I'll DustBuster! God. 184 00:10:18,562 --> 00:10:20,792 - Hello? - Hey. I can't talk loudly. 185 00:10:20,897 --> 00:10:23,798 I'm in the bathroom of the Wrench set, and they've started shooting. 186 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:28,030 - Also, I don't think this is a real toilet. 187 00:10:28,138 --> 00:10:32,006 So I just wanted to check on Maeby and tell you that I haven't landed a part yet... 188 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:35,840 but despite what you may think, my talent shall win out. 189 00:10:35,946 --> 00:10:39,746 Well, Maeby's fine. We've been looking for a cleaning lady, so if you hear of one- 190 00:10:39,850 --> 00:10:42,580 - Shh- Shh. - ... dirty cop, so Frank Wrench is gonna clean ya. 191 00:10:42,686 --> 00:10:45,621 - Why is this door locked? - [Man #2] Cut! 192 00:10:45,722 --> 00:10:48,816 - Is somebody using the set bathroom? - I gotta go. 193 00:10:48,925 --> 00:10:52,725 Michael arrived at school to talk his son out of running for office. 194 00:10:52,829 --> 00:10:55,855 It took me all day, but I got the 10 signatures. I'm running for student body president. 195 00:10:55,966 --> 00:11:01,529 - Listen, George Michael- - We're gonna use your idea and highlight being chaste. 196 00:11:01,638 --> 00:11:04,937 I just meant you two shouldn't- You're not gonna put up this poster, are you? 197 00:11:06,543 --> 00:11:08,636 It's really gonna appeal to the Christian crowd. 198 00:11:08,745 --> 00:11:11,441 I couldn't have done this without you guys. I'm gonna win this thing. 199 00:11:11,548 --> 00:11:16,008 Four more years! Four more years! 200 00:11:16,119 --> 00:11:18,587 Four more years! Four more years! 201 00:11:18,689 --> 00:11:21,590 And Gob showed up at his mother's. 202 00:11:21,692 --> 00:11:24,855 - Well, guess who's been fired. - Michael fired you? 203 00:11:24,961 --> 00:11:28,692 No. I fired him. As a result, I'm no longer welcome in the office. 204 00:11:28,799 --> 00:11:31,768 What a coincidence. I just fired my housekeeper... 205 00:11:31,868 --> 00:11:34,268 but I've already found a replacement. 206 00:11:34,371 --> 00:11:37,135 - It's a robot. 207 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:41,609 - I hate it. I miss Lupe. - No. I won't let you go down that road. 208 00:11:41,712 --> 00:11:44,806 I want you to be strong, and you don't need the comfort of an immigrant... 209 00:11:44,915 --> 00:11:47,577 in Mother's old stirrup pants to make you feel that way. 210 00:11:48,652 --> 00:11:50,552 - Oh. - [Powers Down, Beeps] 211 00:11:50,654 --> 00:11:54,146 - Ohh, you're hungry. 212 00:11:54,257 --> 00:11:57,920 - Lindsay was about to find a replacement for Lupe as well. - Who is it? 213 00:11:58,028 --> 00:12:01,156 The new housekeeper. The agency sent me over. 214 00:12:01,264 --> 00:12:03,323 I'm sorry. I didn't call any- 215 00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:08,666 Oh, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Phyllidia Featherbottom... 216 00:12:08,772 --> 00:12:13,675 and I can cook and I can clean and I can take care of the little ones. 217 00:12:13,777 --> 00:12:18,578 I can also sing a song or two, if it comes in handy. 218 00:12:18,682 --> 00:12:23,051 When you put a squirt of frosting on your throat 219 00:12:23,153 --> 00:12:25,121 Before we take our medications 220 00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:29,818 Tobias had gained access to the studio's wardrobe and makeup department. 221 00:12:29,926 --> 00:12:32,224 He was eager to both see his daughter... 222 00:12:32,329 --> 00:12:36,265 and prove to his wife that he had what it took to be an actor. 223 00:12:36,366 --> 00:12:41,167 - It was the exact plot of the film Mrs. Doubtfire. - In the most delicious way 224 00:12:41,271 --> 00:12:45,435 - There was also some Mary Poppins in there. - Let's get this house cleaned. 225 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:48,705 Hey. Lindsay, the place looks fantastic. 226 00:12:48,812 --> 00:12:53,806 - What? Did you pay somebody to do this? - Oh, I've no need for payment. 227 00:12:53,917 --> 00:12:56,545 The love of the family is more than enough. 228 00:12:56,653 --> 00:12:59,679 I'm sorry. This is Mrs. Featherbottom. 229 00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:02,623 From Blackstone. I'm charmed, I'm sure. 230 00:13:02,726 --> 00:13:06,025 [High-pitched Giggle] Ooh! 231 00:13:06,129 --> 00:13:08,495 Back to work. 232 00:13:08,598 --> 00:13:11,226 - I think he misses his daughter. - That's convenient... 233 00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:14,565 considering you didn't even have the courage to tell Maeby that he'd moved out. 234 00:13:14,671 --> 00:13:17,139 I'm sorry. I'm not the perfect parent, like you. 235 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:20,403 I'm not that perfect. I pushed George Michael into running for office... 236 00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:23,411 and I think he's gonna get crushed by this kid Steve Holt. 237 00:13:23,513 --> 00:13:26,914 Yeah. I'd vote for Steve. Too bad Dad's on the lam. 238 00:13:27,017 --> 00:13:31,716 You could finally use some of his dirty tricks to get George Michael elected. 239 00:13:31,822 --> 00:13:34,222 - As it happens, George Sr. Had come to... 240 00:13:34,324 --> 00:13:38,021 in the attic, and perhaps it was the effect oflosing his one friend- 241 00:13:38,128 --> 00:13:41,154 - Polly? - or the lingering effects of the fumigation- 242 00:13:41,264 --> 00:13:44,097 or perhaps it really was divine intervention- 243 00:13:44,201 --> 00:13:48,001 - but he'd had a profound realization. 244 00:13:51,174 --> 00:13:54,735 Unfortunately, the timing of the enlightenment wasn't ideal for Michael. 245 00:13:54,845 --> 00:13:58,906 - That's why I need your help. - "Our Heavenly Father let his son die... 246 00:13:59,015 --> 00:14:01,415 so that our sins could be absolved." 247 00:14:01,518 --> 00:14:05,579 - Great. So you're a Christian now. - "We must all seek forgiveness." 248 00:14:05,689 --> 00:14:08,180 Well, I'll call the warden for you. You can ask him yourself. 249 00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:13,752 Well, I think that's for fresh crimes. Besides, you've always tried to lead a clean life. 250 00:14:13,864 --> 00:14:19,200 You and Gob were like those biblical brothers, Gallant and, um- 251 00:14:19,302 --> 00:14:21,293 "Goofuth." 252 00:14:21,404 --> 00:14:24,635 Michael realized he had lived like Gallant... 253 00:14:24,741 --> 00:14:27,301 and ifhe wanted to help his son's election... 254 00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:29,537 he would have to find... Goofuth. 255 00:14:29,646 --> 00:14:32,240 - Been lookin' all over for you, pal. - If you came to grovel... 256 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,317 for the job of president, you're too late. 257 00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:39,411 - My brother already fired me. - Listen, I'm really sorry that I got upset with you... 258 00:14:39,522 --> 00:14:42,926 you know, and I never meant to, um- I didn't even mean to fire you. 259 00:14:42,926 --> 00:14:44,951 You know, and I never meant to, um- I didn't even mean to fire you. 260 00:14:45,061 --> 00:14:49,430 You know? I just got so frustrated, and, Gob, you are my brother. 261 00:14:49,532 --> 00:14:53,263 - Of course I'm gonna support you. - Well... 262 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,429 now I feel bad for firing you. 263 00:14:55,538 --> 00:14:58,974 Listen, George Michael is running for student body president... 264 00:14:59,075 --> 00:15:00,975 and I have a feeling he's gonna get slaughtered. 265 00:15:01,077 --> 00:15:04,012 The guy he's running against is basically a young you. 266 00:15:04,114 --> 00:15:09,416 Wow. It won't be easy to win a race against myself. 267 00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:12,352 - Of course, if anyone can do it, I can. - That's right. 268 00:15:12,455 --> 00:15:15,947 - I wish I was 15 years younger. - He doesn't need to beat him. 269 00:15:16,059 --> 00:15:19,517 - He just needs to beat the Indian kid. - If I do this, you'll rehire me? 270 00:15:19,629 --> 00:15:22,393 - Of course I will. - The mere fact that you think you can... 271 00:15:22,499 --> 00:15:25,627 says to me that I shouldn't let you. 272 00:15:25,735 --> 00:15:29,933 Course, we both need the work. 273 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,008 Robot'll get it. 274 00:15:32,108 --> 00:15:34,702 Where the hell is my maid? Robot! 275 00:15:34,811 --> 00:15:38,269 - But the robot was busy elsewhere. 276 00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:45,013 - What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! 277 00:15:46,489 --> 00:15:49,083 I'm a monster! 278 00:15:57,567 --> 00:16:00,661 Michael brought Gob in to consult on his son's campaign. 279 00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:04,001 Focus on the video and shy away from the virgin thing. 280 00:16:04,107 --> 00:16:06,974 Oh, we should definitely sacrifice the whole virgin thing. 281 00:16:07,077 --> 00:16:09,068 And I got the perfect way. 282 00:16:09,179 --> 00:16:13,309 We hand out rubbers that say, "We salute George Michael." 283 00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:16,510 - We're not supposed to have help. - I don't wanna make Steve look bad. 284 00:16:16,619 --> 00:16:19,679 Yeah, I just don't want my son to be embarrassed up there. Let's not play too dirty. 285 00:16:19,789 --> 00:16:23,589 - Uh, good point, two percent. - Two percent, huh? Is that how little I lost by? 286 00:16:23,693 --> 00:16:25,661 - Lost by? That's all you got. - Not really important. 287 00:16:25,762 --> 00:16:29,664 Well, if your son wants more than two percent, he's gonna have to go after Steve Holt. 288 00:16:29,766 --> 00:16:33,497 So I want you to tell me every awful rumor you've ever heard about this kid. 289 00:16:33,603 --> 00:16:36,037 I can't support this, and neither can the Christian kids... 290 00:16:36,139 --> 00:16:38,835 - that were gonna make you president. - Uh- 291 00:16:38,942 --> 00:16:41,843 Ann? I think she's really upset about this. 292 00:16:41,945 --> 00:16:45,278 She'll forgive ya. You're George Michael. 293 00:16:45,382 --> 00:16:48,283 - Meanwhile... 294 00:16:48,385 --> 00:16:50,353 Maeby was meeting her new singing nanny. 295 00:16:50,453 --> 00:16:53,217 Now. Take your Fun-fun. 296 00:16:53,323 --> 00:16:57,692 This is my mom's, and it's fen-phen, and it's been banned by the F.D.A. 297 00:16:57,794 --> 00:17:02,288 Oh! Well. You should always read the label 298 00:17:02,399 --> 00:17:05,926 You should always read it well in the most delicious way 299 00:17:06,036 --> 00:17:08,095 - Mr. Fingerbottom? - Mrs. 300 00:17:08,204 --> 00:17:10,434 Right. Mrs. I should really get going. 301 00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:14,135 No, no, no, no, no. Sit back. What's the rush? Please. 302 00:17:14,244 --> 00:17:16,974 I wanna hear about you. Tell me about your family. 303 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:21,642 I'm sure wherever your father is right now, she loves you very, very much. 304 00:17:21,751 --> 00:17:24,777 Not enough to be honest with me. 305 00:17:27,390 --> 00:17:29,756 And after a few days, Gob was ready... 306 00:17:29,859 --> 00:17:32,089 to unveil George Michael's new message. 307 00:17:32,195 --> 00:17:34,993 Drought, starvation- 308 00:17:35,098 --> 00:17:39,296 These are the things my family has had to deal with for generations... 309 00:17:39,402 --> 00:17:42,337 although, fortunately, not since we moved to Corona del Mar. 310 00:17:42,439 --> 00:17:46,136 - Go home, you terrorist! 311 00:17:46,242 --> 00:17:48,972 How stupid do you have to be to say something like that? 312 00:17:49,079 --> 00:17:52,480 - You're not wanted here! - Gob. 313 00:17:52,582 --> 00:17:55,449 - Michael. - You got George Michael's tape? 314 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:59,454 Yeah. I gave it to the tech guy. Don't worry. It's very tastefully done. 315 00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:02,457 - Sure you didn't make that video in a cave? 316 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:05,289 - Perennial candidate Steve Holt! - Soon it was time... 317 00:18:05,395 --> 00:18:07,454 for Steve Holt to play his video... 318 00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:10,829 which had been produced by his new campaign manager, Ann Veal. 319 00:18:10,934 --> 00:18:15,166 - Hi. I'm Steve Holt. - Evil! 320 00:18:15,271 --> 00:18:18,502 - This kid's popular? 321 00:18:18,608 --> 00:18:21,133 Looks like a chick I did once in high school. 322 00:18:21,244 --> 00:18:23,303 Get a haircut! 323 00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:26,439 Recently, I've been dealing with the fact that I've never known my father... 324 00:18:26,549 --> 00:18:30,144 but I finally found a new Father. 325 00:18:30,253 --> 00:18:33,120 You're probably wondering what these footsteps are. 326 00:18:33,223 --> 00:18:38,525 Well, this is my second take. It's kind of like a second chance at making good. 327 00:18:41,297 --> 00:18:44,528 Yeah. Okay. We need to pull the videotape. 328 00:18:44,634 --> 00:18:47,000 - My tape? - Why? - I've made a huge mistake. 329 00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:51,039 - But it was too late to do anything about it. 330 00:18:51,141 --> 00:18:55,510 Steve Holt is a bastard. He doesn't even know who his real father is. 331 00:18:55,612 --> 00:19:00,345 What else don't we know about Steve Holt? 332 00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:03,715 George Michael Bluth is a cool guy. 333 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:07,085 His dad is a powerful executive working for this man. 334 00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:11,092 The girls like him just fine. Young and old. It doesn't matter. 335 00:19:11,194 --> 00:19:14,254 - In the dark. - That's why you had me do that? 336 00:19:14,364 --> 00:19:17,595 - George Michael had never been more embarrassed. 337 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:20,362 - Until this part. 338 00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:22,529 - I couldn't find another tape. 339 00:19:28,811 --> 00:19:31,837 I like Steve's more. 340 00:19:31,948 --> 00:19:35,008 Guess I underestimated the religious vote. 341 00:19:35,118 --> 00:19:38,281 - So Steve won? - No. Steve dropped out of the race. 342 00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:40,948 He says he wants to spend some time trying to find his real father. 343 00:19:41,057 --> 00:19:44,356 Rav Nadir, the Indian kid, he got 97% of the vote. 344 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:49,056 Well, that leaves three percent. You did better than I did when I ran. 345 00:19:49,165 --> 00:19:51,861 I tied with Bart Simpson and "School Sucks." 346 00:19:51,968 --> 00:19:53,993 I'm really sorry, buddy. Believe it or not, I did this... 347 00:19:54,103 --> 00:19:56,435 because I didn't want you to feel bad about yourself. 348 00:19:56,539 --> 00:19:59,269 Hey, it's Star Dork. 349 00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:02,401 Hey, he knows you now. I'm really sorry, buddy. 350 00:20:02,512 --> 00:20:06,448 It's just a drag. I mean, I'm pretty sure my girlfriend's gone forever... 351 00:20:06,549 --> 00:20:08,574 and I never wanted to do this in the first place. 352 00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:14,089 George Michael, was that really you doing those lightsaber moves? 353 00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:17,387 - You were incredible. - I've only gotten better. 354 00:20:17,493 --> 00:20:20,087 You're still doin' that? 355 00:20:20,196 --> 00:20:24,963 So, you wanna grab a curtain rod and go over to my place? 356 00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:28,128 Wow. I'd love that. Thanks, Ann. 357 00:20:28,238 --> 00:20:31,332 You really make me feel good about myself. 358 00:20:34,077 --> 00:20:38,309 Gotta do something about that kid's self-esteem. 359 00:20:38,414 --> 00:20:40,848 On the next Arrested Development. 360 00:20:43,052 --> 00:20:45,748 Yoo-hoo! I'll take you the rest of the way! 361 00:20:45,855 --> 00:20:49,621 Lucille finds a housekeeper that she won't lose her son to. 362 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:54,561 Always keep from crying even though your heart is dying 363 00:21:00,570 --> 00:21:03,437 And Steve Holt finally tracks down his real father. 364 00:21:03,539 --> 00:21:05,939 I've been wonderin' my whole life who he is- 365 00:21:06,042 --> 00:21:08,977 a scientist, a doctor, a senator? 366 00:21:09,078 --> 00:21:12,138 Well, we got some bad news. 367 00:21:12,248 --> 00:21:16,776 Wow. Is that what's gonna happen to my hair?