1 00:00:01,392 --> 00:00:04,793 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,895 --> 00:00:06,886 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,997 --> 00:00:08,988 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,538 --> 00:00:16,233 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,610 --> 00:00:22,399 Michael Bluth had just been stunned to discover... 6 00:00:22,434 --> 00:00:26,665 that a contract his company was counting on was being cut back. 7 00:00:26,770 --> 00:00:30,570 You initially told us to design and build 22 homes. Now you're saying 18. 8 00:00:30,674 --> 00:00:32,437 That doesn't give us enough capital to complete the job. 9 00:00:32,542 --> 00:00:34,976 And we've already got the blueprints drawn up and everything. 10 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,740 Well, that part wasn't true. But they would've. 11 00:00:37,847 --> 00:00:40,213 That was a very important phone call. 12 00:00:40,317 --> 00:00:44,083 I don't have much time, Michael. Tobias is about to walk in here any minute asking for a job. 13 00:00:44,187 --> 00:00:46,087 I need you to hire him. 14 00:00:46,189 --> 00:00:48,987 - Hi. I'm sor- - Look, it isn't my idea, it's his. 15 00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:51,253 But I need a break from Mrs. Featherbottom. 16 00:00:51,361 --> 00:00:55,457 Since moving out, Tobias had been pretending to be a British housekeeper... 17 00:00:55,565 --> 00:00:58,261 as a way to be close to his family. 18 00:00:58,368 --> 00:01:01,929 However, his desire to now be discovered as himself was becoming bothersome. 19 00:01:02,038 --> 00:01:05,633 Can't you just tell him you know that he's Mrs. Featherbottom? 20 00:01:05,742 --> 00:01:07,676 No. She's the only one who can hand wash my delicates. 21 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:09,677 Yeah, the real Tobias wouldn't do that. 22 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:12,543 - Wouldn't do what? - Be Michael's assistant. 23 00:01:12,649 --> 00:01:15,675 Well, that's what I came down here to ask about. 24 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:18,015 I think you'll find me more than qualified. 25 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:20,817 It's really not that simple. Uh, you'd have to submit a résumé. 26 00:01:20,924 --> 00:01:23,893 Booyah! 27 00:01:23,994 --> 00:01:26,462 - Wow. Gobias Industries. - Gobias. 28 00:01:26,563 --> 00:01:29,031 - Right. I remember, yeah. - As in "Go buy us a cup of-" 29 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:31,066 It looks like you might be a little too qualified. 30 00:01:31,167 --> 00:01:36,696 Hang on. Why don't you let your new assistant take all this down? 31 00:01:36,806 --> 00:01:38,330 Wow, you are gung ho. 32 00:01:38,441 --> 00:01:41,899 You're getting a new assistant? Is this because the order was cut back? 33 00:01:42,012 --> 00:01:44,572 No. But if you are concerned about keeping your job... 34 00:01:44,681 --> 00:01:46,512 focus on keeping unwanted visitors out of my office. 35 00:01:46,616 --> 00:01:50,643 I have rabies, Michael. You know that. Today was day four of my shots. 36 00:01:50,754 --> 00:01:52,813 Starla had been bitten by... 37 00:01:52,922 --> 00:01:55,117 a well-known music producer's guard dog. 38 00:01:57,927 --> 00:02:00,157 Michael, Starla told us about the cutback. 39 00:02:00,263 --> 00:02:02,857 You know, a lot of our overhead is tied up in the fact... 40 00:02:02,966 --> 00:02:04,831 we are on the top floor of a very expensive building. 41 00:02:04,934 --> 00:02:07,926 - If we move just one floor lower- - Ted, everything's fine. 42 00:02:08,038 --> 00:02:10,598 I got it all under control, and nobody needs to move. 43 00:02:10,707 --> 00:02:13,335 - I'm sorry. Ted, is it? - Yes. 44 00:02:13,443 --> 00:02:15,206 Ted. Did Ted make an appointment? 45 00:02:15,312 --> 00:02:17,337 - No, I just work down the hall and- - No. 46 00:02:17,447 --> 00:02:20,177 Well, then, Ted can get the hell out of this office! 47 00:02:20,283 --> 00:02:24,083 - I'm talking- - You get the hell out! 48 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:27,213 - And that's how you keep out unwanted visitors. - Thank you. 49 00:02:27,324 --> 00:02:30,487 Although, if I may, let me take off my assistant skirt... 50 00:02:30,593 --> 00:02:36,463 and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. 51 00:02:36,566 --> 00:02:39,330 - What? - The reason that you can't accept my help... 52 00:02:39,436 --> 00:02:42,303 is the same reason you can't hear that gentleman's idea- 53 00:02:42,405 --> 00:02:45,932 because you have to be in total control of everything. 54 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:48,909 And it's going to make you sick if you can't let go. 55 00:02:49,012 --> 00:02:51,310 - Hey, I'm fine. - Oh? 56 00:02:51,414 --> 00:02:54,383 Oh! Ooh! - See? He's right. You've got a control problem. 57 00:02:54,484 --> 00:02:57,612 But I know this Eastern medicine store, Ancient Chinese Secret. 58 00:02:57,721 --> 00:03:00,053 Ancient Chinese Secret, huh? 59 00:03:00,156 --> 00:03:03,148 - I sent Gob there for his migraines. - It's just a cramp. I'm fine. 60 00:03:03,259 --> 00:03:06,922 In fact, Gob was at Ancient Chinese Secret at that moment... 61 00:03:07,030 --> 00:03:11,694 - but not for a migraine. - Yeah, I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. 62 00:03:12,836 --> 00:03:14,929 Me quick, want slow. Wait, that's Indian. 63 00:03:15,038 --> 00:03:19,236 Tea for dong. 64 00:03:19,342 --> 00:03:23,403 - Sweet blade. - It's the Sword of Destiny. It's full of ancient magic. 65 00:03:23,513 --> 00:03:25,811 Oh, yeah? You into magic? 66 00:03:28,017 --> 00:03:29,985 Still, where'd the lighter fluid come from? 67 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:32,987 - So, is it for sale? I could use it in my act. - Maybe. 68 00:03:33,089 --> 00:03:35,990 Sword of Destiny hundreds of years old. 69 00:03:36,092 --> 00:03:38,754 Come with ancient story of warning and- 70 00:03:38,862 --> 00:03:41,990 Yeah, I make up my own patter. Just ring it up with the dong tea. 71 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:43,998 And Gob caught up with Michael. 72 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:49,436 - Michael. Been lookin' for you. - Looks like you're looking for dragons, in the future. 73 00:03:49,539 --> 00:03:52,099 I wouldn't mock the Sword of Destiny, Michael. 74 00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:54,506 Careful with that, Gob. 75 00:03:54,611 --> 00:03:56,476 - Bleeding? - Nope. 76 00:03:56,579 --> 00:03:59,844 Yeah, that's blood. It'll get better before the show. 77 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:01,644 That's what I need you for, Michael. 78 00:04:01,751 --> 00:04:03,685 I can't perform my illusion at the Gothic Castle... 79 00:04:03,787 --> 00:04:05,880 because I've been banned from the Magicians' Alliance. 80 00:04:05,989 --> 00:04:10,289 I need you to register as the magician, and I'm the lowly assistant. 81 00:04:10,393 --> 00:04:14,159 Then we get on the stage, and you ram the Sword of Destiny into my belly. 82 00:04:14,264 --> 00:04:17,062 - What do you think? - Really picked up steam there at the end, but I can't. 83 00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:20,432 I've gotta teach George Michael how to drive. And then I gotta get right back here, because- 84 00:04:20,537 --> 00:04:22,232 Michael, if I make this comeback... 85 00:04:22,338 --> 00:04:24,465 I'll buy you 100 George Michaels you can teach to drive! 86 00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:27,475 - You're losing blood, aren't you? - Probably. My socks are wet. 87 00:04:27,577 --> 00:04:29,477 Sorry. 88 00:04:29,579 --> 00:04:33,106 You'll be sorry! Wait, that doesn't work after his line. 89 00:04:33,216 --> 00:04:36,151 And Michael rushed home to teach his son to drive. 90 00:04:36,252 --> 00:04:38,846 Knock, knock. Hey, Maeby. George Michael, ready to drive? 91 00:04:38,955 --> 00:04:41,480 - I don't have much time. - Get me behind that wheel. 92 00:04:41,591 --> 00:04:43,491 Oh, no, you will not be behind the wheel. 93 00:04:43,593 --> 00:04:46,084 You'll observe me while I demonstrate some things, okay? 94 00:04:46,196 --> 00:04:49,393 I'll be quizzing you too, hotshot. I'm gonna go grab the video camera. 95 00:04:49,499 --> 00:04:52,024 - And then, school's in. - I'd skip. 96 00:04:52,135 --> 00:04:54,000 Well, no, I need to learn. 97 00:04:54,103 --> 00:04:56,003 You can't get around anywhere without a driver's license. 98 00:04:56,105 --> 00:05:00,337 Actually, Maeby had received a company car from the movie studio... 99 00:05:00,443 --> 00:05:03,674 where she was secretly posing as an executive. 100 00:05:10,453 --> 00:05:16,187 But currently, George Sr. Was in the attic making a videotape- 101 00:05:16,292 --> 00:05:19,227 - This is my demand. - when Michael found him. 102 00:05:19,329 --> 00:05:21,559 What's the deal with the turban? 103 00:05:21,664 --> 00:05:24,497 Huh? Pretty smart, huh? 104 00:05:24,601 --> 00:05:27,263 - And-And it's warm too. - Guess that makes sense. 105 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:30,862 Oh, hey, I heard about that reduced order. Those bastards. 106 00:05:30,974 --> 00:05:33,966 This videotape is for our employees. 107 00:05:34,077 --> 00:05:39,242 You take this and play it. This will reassure them that someone is in charge. 108 00:05:39,349 --> 00:05:42,716 Well, someone is in charge, Dad. I'm in charge. I've never even taken a sick day. 109 00:05:42,819 --> 00:05:44,719 No, a real authority. 110 00:05:44,821 --> 00:05:47,312 My presence needs to be, uh, reinstated. 111 00:05:47,423 --> 00:05:50,586 His first effort at doing so had already failed. 112 00:05:50,693 --> 00:05:53,218 When do you start being my mole at my company? 113 00:05:53,329 --> 00:05:55,559 Actually, Michael turned me down for the job. 114 00:05:55,665 --> 00:05:59,226 - What? - Something to do with their housing order being cut back. 115 00:05:59,335 --> 00:06:03,635 Oh, my God, that's a horrible sign- Ow! Damn it! 116 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:06,732 I'm the authority, so I will save the company. 117 00:06:06,843 --> 00:06:09,676 And I say no videotape. Ooh! 118 00:06:09,779 --> 00:06:14,079 - You oughta take a sick day. Get out of that office. - Don't count on it, Dad. 119 00:06:14,183 --> 00:06:17,277 And Michael was finally ready to make his son watch him drive. 120 00:06:17,387 --> 00:06:21,323 All right, stair car basics. In order to get this thing up to a minimum speed... 121 00:06:21,424 --> 00:06:24,791 you gotta jam on the gas pedal for about a minute, okay? 122 00:06:24,894 --> 00:06:26,794 But in order to slow this thing down... 123 00:06:26,896 --> 00:06:28,796 you gotta get immediately back on the brake pedal... 124 00:06:28,898 --> 00:06:30,729 'cause you got about two tons of stairs behind you. 125 00:06:30,833 --> 00:06:33,358 We're gonna cover the hydraulic flaps and the riser system... 126 00:06:33,469 --> 00:06:35,664 after I tell you the basics about how to avoid a hop-on. 127 00:06:35,772 --> 00:06:39,208 But the first thing we're gonna go over- Ow! 128 00:06:39,309 --> 00:06:43,370 And that's when Michael decided that perhaps it was time for a sick day. 129 00:06:43,479 --> 00:06:46,812 Let's go over the route to the hospital. Ow! 130 00:06:46,916 --> 00:06:50,784 My baby is sick, but Mother is here to nurse you. 131 00:06:50,887 --> 00:06:54,414 - Well, now I'm a little sicker. - Well, don't you worry about work today. 132 00:06:54,524 --> 00:06:57,857 I am ready and willing to step up and take over. 133 00:06:57,961 --> 00:07:00,486 Yeah, and I'll get George Michael ready for his driving test. 134 00:07:00,597 --> 00:07:04,465 I'm gonna teach him when I get out. And no one's taking over for me at the Bluth Company. 135 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:09,129 Michael, this is what we talked about. I'm sure they'll do just fine without you. 136 00:07:09,238 --> 00:07:11,502 Well, you're wrong, because we're in crisis there. 137 00:07:11,608 --> 00:07:14,441 They need to know that I'm in charge and I'm in con- 138 00:07:14,544 --> 00:07:17,138 I'm peeing. Am I peeing? 139 00:07:17,246 --> 00:07:19,771 I'm sorry. We gave you a little something to relax you. 140 00:07:19,882 --> 00:07:21,850 It may have taken the tingle out of your genitals. 141 00:07:21,951 --> 00:07:24,647 Oh, no. You're not taking care of my son. 142 00:07:24,754 --> 00:07:27,814 I'm sorry to say this, but it's too late for me to do anything for your son. 143 00:07:29,092 --> 00:07:30,992 Let him keep talking. 144 00:07:31,094 --> 00:07:34,586 Because Dr. Stein here has already been assigned to his case. 145 00:07:34,697 --> 00:07:38,360 - You're lucky. He's the best. - Well, only in the county. 146 00:07:38,468 --> 00:07:41,369 But I'm certainly good enough to take out that appendix of yours. 147 00:07:41,471 --> 00:07:44,668 - Appendix? - I don't buy it. Could be a hernia. 148 00:07:44,774 --> 00:07:46,833 Or it could be your colon. 149 00:07:46,943 --> 00:07:49,343 I'd want to get in there and find some answers. 150 00:07:49,445 --> 00:07:51,743 Well, I am the best doctor in the state. 151 00:07:51,848 --> 00:07:53,748 But if you don't trust my decisions- 152 00:07:53,883 --> 00:07:56,875 No, no, no. No. You're the doctor. You see, he's the authority here. 153 00:07:56,986 --> 00:08:01,616 We need to respect him just like the employees at the Bluth Company need to respect me. 154 00:08:01,724 --> 00:08:05,216 Okay, I'm going to put you on this machine to slow down your heart rate. 155 00:08:05,328 --> 00:08:10,459 Hopefully not too slow, because it's already dangerously slow as it is. 156 00:08:10,566 --> 00:08:13,592 Whatever you think, Doctor. 157 00:08:13,703 --> 00:08:17,696 Meanwhile, Gob was still trying to arrange his comeback in magic. 158 00:08:17,807 --> 00:08:19,866 So I'd be a magician and you'd be my assistant? 159 00:08:19,976 --> 00:08:21,876 Well, on paper, yes. 160 00:08:21,978 --> 00:08:25,641 But once the show starts, and you ram that sword through my belly... 161 00:08:25,748 --> 00:08:29,081 people will know that I'm the one who belongs back in the Alliance. 162 00:08:29,185 --> 00:08:32,018 The kind of trick that I can put on a DVD, like Tony Wonder does. 163 00:08:32,121 --> 00:08:37,081 Tony Wonder had startled the world by baking himself into a loaf ofbread. 164 00:08:37,193 --> 00:08:39,423 He sold the DVD's of it on his Web site... 165 00:08:39,529 --> 00:08:43,397 which many claimed suffered due to its pop-up ads. - Thanks. 166 00:08:43,499 --> 00:08:46,798 I'm finally being treated like a real person, not some deformed- 167 00:08:46,903 --> 00:08:50,066 Hook! Forgot about that thing, Elephant Man. 168 00:08:50,173 --> 00:08:52,664 Gonna have to figure out something to do so that people can look at you... 169 00:08:52,775 --> 00:08:54,743 without wanting to kill themselves. 170 00:08:54,844 --> 00:08:58,109 That night, George Sr. Heard about Michael's illness. 171 00:08:58,214 --> 00:09:00,978 The employees are gonna panic. They need to know that someone's in control. 172 00:09:01,084 --> 00:09:04,281 - And how do we do that? - Booyah! 173 00:09:04,387 --> 00:09:07,220 And at the Gothic Castle... 174 00:09:07,323 --> 00:09:10,918 - Buster had been outfitted with a mechanical Halloween hand. - Whoa! 175 00:09:11,027 --> 00:09:13,928 Looks like you've got some dirty ears. 176 00:09:14,030 --> 00:09:16,294 Well, you're not on the banned list, so you can go on at 6:00. 177 00:09:16,399 --> 00:09:19,163 6:00? Looks like you'll be my opener. 178 00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:23,170 Tony Wonder! 179 00:09:30,847 --> 00:09:33,042 You like bread? 180 00:09:33,149 --> 00:09:35,674 - Yeah. - Have some. 181 00:09:35,785 --> 00:09:38,686 - Wow, it's warm. - How did you do that? 182 00:09:38,788 --> 00:09:41,313 Oh, ho, ho. Magicians only. 183 00:09:41,424 --> 00:09:44,860 I folded it up into some squares, and I put it in a pouch under my shirt... 184 00:09:44,961 --> 00:09:47,862 and then I pull it out, and I make it look like it came out of my skin. 185 00:09:47,964 --> 00:09:50,398 - Wow, that sounds easy. - Keep it to yourself. 186 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:53,992 And good luck up there tonight. And you! You'll get there someday. 187 00:09:54,103 --> 00:09:56,628 I started out as a little "W." Somehow I became a big one. 188 00:09:56,739 --> 00:09:58,639 I don't even know how it happened. All right? 189 00:10:03,246 --> 00:10:05,214 My eye! 190 00:10:09,519 --> 00:10:11,851 Enjoy the Hanukkah cookie, man. 191 00:10:14,524 --> 00:10:16,492 What a cool guy. 192 00:10:20,398 --> 00:10:23,731 - Tobias had been sent to the office by George Sr. - My name is Dr. Tobias Fünke... 193 00:10:23,835 --> 00:10:27,794 and I'll be filling in for Michael, who is not sick. 194 00:10:27,906 --> 00:10:31,501 In fact, just today I saw a sliver of his buttocks... 195 00:10:31,610 --> 00:10:34,841 and they're as fresh and firm as a Georgia peach, so not to worry. 196 00:10:34,946 --> 00:10:39,315 But before you all rise up and say, "Well, let's make this man our leader," 197 00:10:39,417 --> 00:10:43,478 well, I think that won't be necessary after you see this. 198 00:10:43,588 --> 00:10:45,488 Is this right? 199 00:10:45,590 --> 00:10:48,889 Meanwhile, Lindsay had also violated Michael's authority... 200 00:10:48,994 --> 00:10:50,894 and was teaching George Michael to drive. 201 00:10:50,996 --> 00:10:52,930 Sure you don't want me to watch you for a while? 202 00:10:53,031 --> 00:10:57,661 Driving is about confidence, George Michael. Jam on it! It feels great, right? 203 00:10:57,769 --> 00:11:01,227 Now, put your foot on the brake. There's a light in a half mile. 204 00:11:01,339 --> 00:11:04,035 Meanwhile, Buster and Gob had begun... 205 00:11:04,142 --> 00:11:07,634 the Sword of Destiny illusion at the Gothic Castle. 206 00:11:10,649 --> 00:11:16,019 Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah! Ooh! Whoo! 207 00:11:16,121 --> 00:11:18,021 Stop it, Buster. 208 00:11:18,123 --> 00:11:19,920 - And now our magic trick. - Illusion. 209 00:11:20,025 --> 00:11:22,016 Silence, slave! 210 00:11:22,127 --> 00:11:26,120 In this magic trick, I'm going to put a sword... 211 00:11:26,231 --> 00:11:29,428 - through my assistant's tummy. - No patter. 212 00:11:29,534 --> 00:11:32,901 May I have the trick sword, please? 213 00:11:33,004 --> 00:11:36,030 It's a real sword, master. 214 00:11:36,141 --> 00:11:39,542 Oh-ho! 215 00:11:42,514 --> 00:11:46,211 - Ooh! Hoo, hoo, hoo! - We've got 'em. I'm gonna milk this for a minute. 216 00:11:46,317 --> 00:11:48,877 Okay. 217 00:11:53,692 --> 00:11:56,217 My hand! My hand! 218 00:12:06,938 --> 00:12:10,396 And the audience wasn't the only one impressed by the performance. 219 00:12:10,508 --> 00:12:14,376 Bravo. Hey, give us a sec, would you, Candida? 220 00:12:16,848 --> 00:12:20,011 My brother's widow. It's- up. 221 00:12:20,118 --> 00:12:23,417 Hey, so the accident angle. Right on. 222 00:12:23,521 --> 00:12:25,751 - Oh, thank you, very much. - No, thank you. 223 00:12:25,857 --> 00:12:27,757 The "How'd he do dats?" ate it up. 224 00:12:27,859 --> 00:12:29,588 Sorry. That's what we call the audience. 225 00:12:29,694 --> 00:12:32,857 No, l-I know- I know about all that. Used to have a solo act. 226 00:12:32,964 --> 00:12:34,761 There was talk of boiling me into a bisque at one point. 227 00:12:34,866 --> 00:12:38,324 Not registering. But you hitched your wagon to the right star. 228 00:12:38,436 --> 00:12:42,167 - I want you guys on my next DVD. - You want us for Use Your Illusion? 229 00:12:42,273 --> 00:12:44,173 Actually, some band has got the rights to that title. 230 00:12:44,275 --> 00:12:46,175 So, I'm thinkin', like, Use Your Illusion II. 231 00:12:46,277 --> 00:12:49,610 But, yeah, meet me out there tomorrow. And, uh, if you get thirsty- 232 00:12:59,124 --> 00:13:04,289 Have a free round of drinks, courtesy ofTony Wonder. 233 00:13:04,395 --> 00:13:08,126 - It's a Subway Sub Club card. - That's a magician. 234 00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:10,201 Oh, it still needs three stamps. 235 00:13:10,301 --> 00:13:13,202 Michael had just come around from his appendectomy. 236 00:13:13,304 --> 00:13:15,636 Give me the phone. I want to call George Michael, tell him I'm okay. 237 00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:18,072 He's on his way here. We passed him on the road. 238 00:13:18,176 --> 00:13:21,373 He was doing really well. Had his first hop-on. 239 00:13:21,479 --> 00:13:24,141 What are you talking about? He's driving? I told Lindsay not to teach him. 240 00:13:24,249 --> 00:13:27,309 - I was going to videotape that hop-on. - Hey, Dad. How're you feeling? 241 00:13:27,418 --> 00:13:30,649 Bad, George Michael. I just found out Lindsay's teaching you how to drive. 242 00:13:30,755 --> 00:13:34,657 Yeah. She's still trying to get the stairs unwedged from the emergency room overhang. 243 00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:38,217 I was gonna teach you. Just forget everything she told you, and we'll start over. 244 00:13:38,329 --> 00:13:40,229 Oh, for God's sake. Tobias is right. 245 00:13:40,331 --> 00:13:42,231 - What? - You have to control everyone's life. 246 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:45,666 I don't know where you get that from. Oscar, stop licking that sore. 247 00:13:45,770 --> 00:13:49,433 - I'm not. - Well, the operation went pretty smoothly. 248 00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:53,944 But once I got in there, the appendix wasn't so inflamed. D'oh. 249 00:13:54,045 --> 00:13:56,878 - I knew it. - Okay. Well, can we get me out of here? 250 00:13:56,981 --> 00:14:00,178 I gotta retrain my son how to drive, and I need to stop by the office... 251 00:14:00,285 --> 00:14:03,448 - to make sure my business doesn't go to hell. - And, not so fast, Michael. 252 00:14:03,555 --> 00:14:06,251 There seems to be a bacterial infection from the operation... 253 00:14:06,357 --> 00:14:10,851 - which left an abscess in your abdominal wall. - Ew. 254 00:14:10,962 --> 00:14:13,123 I know, it's pretty gross. It could heal on its own. 255 00:14:13,231 --> 00:14:18,601 But I say we go in there Dr. Stein-style and cut it out. 256 00:14:18,703 --> 00:14:22,730 I want to show these interns what the best doctor in Southern California can do. 257 00:14:22,841 --> 00:14:26,641 - Well, I respect your decision. - I'll check on you soon. 258 00:14:26,744 --> 00:14:31,306 Michael, this crazy point you're trying to make about respecting authority is absurd. 259 00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:35,944 And one day, you're gonna wake up and find out it has caused you nothing but trouble. 260 00:14:36,054 --> 00:14:40,286 - And you are peeing again. - And as the anesthesia took hold... 261 00:14:40,391 --> 00:14:43,451 Michael realized he was going to wake up to nothing but trouble. 262 00:14:43,561 --> 00:14:48,191 The F.B.I. Has pinpointed the location of escaped convict George Bluth today... 263 00:14:48,299 --> 00:14:52,736 thanks to a tape turned in by a rabid and disgruntled employee. 264 00:14:52,837 --> 00:14:58,571 The F.B.I. Has matched the design of the attic to one of Saddam Hussein's Iraqi houses. 265 00:14:58,676 --> 00:15:02,442 - And it appears his son is with him. - This is my demand. 266 00:15:02,547 --> 00:15:05,641 Booyah! 267 00:15:08,058 --> 00:15:11,186 Buster and Gob were waiting to meet with Tony Wonder. 268 00:15:11,295 --> 00:15:15,459 All right. He's gonna lowball us, so just let me do the talking, all right, Busty? 269 00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:18,694 This DVD is the destiny the sword has chosen for me. 270 00:15:18,802 --> 00:15:21,600 I wonder where he is. 271 00:15:21,705 --> 00:15:24,902 Did somebody say, "Wonder"? 272 00:15:25,009 --> 00:15:29,537 He just appeared out of nowhere, in front of that dumbwaiter. 273 00:15:29,646 --> 00:15:33,377 Actually, he'd been hiding inside the dumbwaiter for over 20 minutes... 274 00:15:33,484 --> 00:15:37,614 - waiting for someone to use the word "wonder." - I wonder where he is. 275 00:15:37,721 --> 00:15:40,053 Oh, hey, you've got a piece of lettuce on your shoulder. 276 00:15:40,157 --> 00:15:42,182 Ta-da! 277 00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:46,592 Part of the trick. So, let's get down to business, shall we? 278 00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:49,257 Hey, can you, uh, go wait with the other assistants over there? 279 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:52,665 - What? - No, whatever you say to me, you can say to him. 280 00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:56,171 I grant him magic sanctuary. 281 00:15:56,273 --> 00:15:59,731 Uh, you grant me? Come on, you can't just make up- - That's fine. 282 00:15:59,843 --> 00:16:03,404 I second the sanctuary. But with a clause of silence. 283 00:16:03,514 --> 00:16:07,177 So, I want you guys to be on Use Your Illusion. Only now it's "Allusion" with an "A." 284 00:16:07,284 --> 00:16:10,014 So if you guys want to put an allusion in there somewhere... 285 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:13,453 like, you know, Poe or something or- Don't do Poe, 'cause I'm doin' Poe. 286 00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:15,787 - What about Chaucer? - Just not Poe, okay? 287 00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:20,296 And, uh, I don't think we need, uh, your assistant. 288 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:23,594 - What? - Eh! Clause of silence. 289 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:29,036 Look, my assistant is my partner. I need him. 290 00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:32,336 For what, Buster, huh? You're the magic. 291 00:16:32,443 --> 00:16:35,901 Check out those moves you're doin', man. They're in their own orbit. 292 00:16:36,013 --> 00:16:37,981 Look at Tiagra, my girl. Don't look at her. 293 00:16:38,082 --> 00:16:41,483 'Cause you look at her and it affects her in a way that I don't feel comfortable with. 294 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:44,452 Or go for it. I don't care, whatever. I'm just sayin' it's your world. 295 00:16:44,555 --> 00:16:46,887 All right, you know what? The trick is on you, Tony Wonder. 296 00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:51,393 I'm the magician. He's the assistant. We don't need him! 297 00:16:51,495 --> 00:16:55,955 The real Sword of Destiny trick hasn't even been performed yet. Ta-da! 298 00:16:56,066 --> 00:16:58,796 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. 299 00:16:58,902 --> 00:17:02,303 Are you tellin' me that you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? 300 00:17:02,406 --> 00:17:05,864 That's right. And I'm gonna perform the real trick this afternoon. 301 00:17:07,544 --> 00:17:10,672 - I guess we'll see what you can do then. - I guess we will. 302 00:17:16,186 --> 00:17:21,590 Ow! Darryl, I told you to move that- chair 10 times! 303 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:24,160 And clean the- Dumbwaiter while you're at it! 304 00:17:24,261 --> 00:17:27,230 Oh, I was really hoping for a graham cracker. 305 00:17:27,331 --> 00:17:29,526 That would have been a good spot for a trick. 306 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,897 - Michael awoke from his second surgery. - Morning, sleepyhead. 307 00:17:32,002 --> 00:17:35,369 - Did you get the abscess? - Well, uh, we had a little whoopsie. 308 00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:39,602 See, we got the abscess, but I think we might have left some snippers in there. 309 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:44,841 It's not very likely, but one of the assistants having taken them is even less likely. 310 00:17:44,948 --> 00:17:49,817 - Unless I left them in my scrubs. - Michael, good news. 311 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,855 They think George is in Iraq. All the pressure's off him. 312 00:17:52,956 --> 00:17:56,448 That was on the news? I thought that I dreamt that. 313 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:59,586 - Oh, they're gonna think that I'm there. Ow! - But not to worry. 314 00:17:59,696 --> 00:18:02,028 Tobias said he's handling it with the F.B. I... 315 00:18:02,132 --> 00:18:04,623 and the employees have everything under control. 316 00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,635 No, that's the worst thing possible. 317 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,796 They think the company's in trouble and that I'm in Iraq. 318 00:18:08,906 --> 00:18:10,806 I gotta get down there. I need your car keys. 319 00:18:10,908 --> 00:18:13,934 And so Michael and George Michael headed to the office. 320 00:18:14,044 --> 00:18:16,706 - Right here, gentlemen. - Which is how Tobias missed him. 321 00:18:16,813 --> 00:18:21,045 Michael Bluth is not... in Iraq. 322 00:18:21,151 --> 00:18:25,645 Michael, back to bed with you. You look awful. 323 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:31,626 Michael rushed to the office only to find that his worst fears had come true. 324 00:18:33,297 --> 00:18:35,822 We're too late. It's gone. Everybody said that I was too controlling... 325 00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:39,334 but I walk away for one minute, look what happens to the company. 326 00:18:39,436 --> 00:18:41,370 I mean, this is why I didn't want- Damn it! 327 00:18:41,471 --> 00:18:43,371 Dad, you should probably take it easy. 328 00:18:43,473 --> 00:18:46,670 I said that this would happen. I said respect my authority, but no one would listen. 329 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,711 Everybody had their own better id- Ow! 330 00:18:48,812 --> 00:18:52,805 And maybe it was the stress or even the misplaced snippers... 331 00:18:52,916 --> 00:18:54,941 but Michael had never felt worse. 332 00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:59,580 However, thanks to taking on his authority, the employees had never felt better. 333 00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:02,056 - Ted? - Oh, hey, Michael. Good news. 334 00:19:02,159 --> 00:19:04,491 We leased the top floor to another company and moved down here. 335 00:19:04,595 --> 00:19:07,792 But we can stay in business without having to build the extra houses. 336 00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:10,093 We did it. We did it! 337 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:16,096 - You're goin' down, right? - Whoo! 338 00:19:16,206 --> 00:19:19,972 And back at the Gothic Castle, Gob was performing his illusion. 339 00:19:20,077 --> 00:19:24,776 Hey, after I cut the candle in half, switch out the real sword for the fake one. 340 00:19:24,881 --> 00:19:27,475 What are you doin'? I'm Gob Bluth. 341 00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:31,918 I'm the real magician. This man is only the assistant. 342 00:19:32,022 --> 00:19:35,355 Buster, the sword. 343 00:19:36,727 --> 00:19:39,127 Handle first. Handle first. 344 00:19:39,229 --> 00:19:41,857 Oh, my fingers! 345 00:19:41,965 --> 00:19:44,399 He cut off my- fingers! 346 00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:47,026 - Oh! - No! 347 00:19:49,239 --> 00:19:51,833 - Guy is good. Damn good. - Bravo! 348 00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:54,638 I'm not kidding! He cut off my- fingers! 349 00:19:54,745 --> 00:19:59,148 - I didn't know we had taquitos. - More! More! 350 00:19:59,249 --> 00:20:01,149 And Michael came to a decision. 351 00:20:01,251 --> 00:20:03,242 You know what, George Michael? 352 00:20:03,353 --> 00:20:08,689 I think I'm going to give up some of my authority, starting now. 353 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:11,454 You drive home. All right? 354 00:20:11,561 --> 00:20:14,530 Unfortunately, Michael's decision to let his son... 355 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:18,863 drive a car with a more responsive gas pedal... 356 00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:22,200 was not a good decision. 357 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:24,069 Your leg's gonna be fine, Michael. 358 00:20:24,174 --> 00:20:26,938 And I wouldn't worry about getting hit by any more cars. 359 00:20:27,044 --> 00:20:30,707 I've shortened your calf muscles to theoretically increase your jumping ability. 360 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:34,375 But if it works, I could be the best in the world. 361 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,952 I want the other doctor back. 362 00:20:37,054 --> 00:20:39,852 On the next Arrested Development. 363 00:20:39,956 --> 00:20:44,188 - Michael gets a new roommate. - Your fingers have been perfectly reattached. 364 00:20:44,294 --> 00:20:46,524 Go ahead, take a look. 365 00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:50,125 My middle finger and index finger are- 366 00:20:50,233 --> 00:20:53,134 Switched for the first time ever. 367 00:20:53,236 --> 00:20:55,704 - Nice job, Frank. - Amazing. 368 00:20:55,806 --> 00:20:59,742 And the F.B.I. Finds footage more troublesome than they'd originally thought. 369 00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,869 It appears there was something else on the videotape. 370 00:21:02,979 --> 00:21:05,880 We think it's a terrorist training film. 371 00:21:05,982 --> 00:21:10,419 You're not half the man he was! 372 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,114 This kid's got moves.