1 00:00:00,002 --> 00:00:03,403 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,505 --> 00:00:05,496 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,607 --> 00:00:07,598 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,115 --> 00:00:14,878 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,887 --> 00:00:21,617 Michael came home to find his brother-in-law Tobias... 6 00:00:21,723 --> 00:00:25,386 - who'd been kicked out of the house earlier that week. - How are you? 7 00:00:25,494 --> 00:00:27,394 - Good. 8 00:00:27,496 --> 00:00:30,294 - Didn't I already see you today? - Not that I know of. 9 00:00:30,399 --> 00:00:33,800 Michael had seen him earlier that day... 10 00:00:33,902 --> 00:00:36,894 as Tobias had been posing as an English nanny named Mrs. Featherbottom. 11 00:00:37,005 --> 00:00:39,439 Who'd like a banger in the mouth? 12 00:00:39,541 --> 00:00:44,774 Oh, right. I forgot. Here in the States you call it a sausage in the mouth. 13 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:48,976 - We just call it a sausage. - The family, of course, knew it was Tobias... 14 00:00:49,084 --> 00:00:50,608 but the house had never been cleaner. 15 00:00:50,719 --> 00:00:53,381 Hello, young lady. I haven't seen you in a week. 16 00:00:53,488 --> 00:00:56,889 Oh. Right. That means Mrs. Featherbottom isn't here. 17 00:00:56,992 --> 00:00:59,586 Which means she didn't iron my blouse... 18 00:00:59,694 --> 00:01:03,152 which means I don't have anything to wear for my premiere. 19 00:01:03,265 --> 00:01:06,166 The premier- of Canada. 20 00:01:06,268 --> 00:01:08,634 He's going out with my gym teacher. 21 00:01:08,737 --> 00:01:11,228 Maeby was actually referring to the premiere of a film... 22 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:14,399 from the studio where she had conned her way into a job. 23 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:16,670 Hey, Jeff. Did you get a chance to do coverage on... 24 00:01:16,778 --> 00:01:18,678 Voices In America: History In Prespective? 25 00:01:18,780 --> 00:01:22,238 Yeah. I looked that up. It's a ninth grade history textbook. 26 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:26,787 Yeah. And if I don't get your report on it, I won't be able to pass. 27 00:01:26,888 --> 00:01:30,847 On it. Because I have a feeling it's a piece of- 28 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:33,928 Unfortunately, the job was wreaking havoc with her language. 29 00:01:34,029 --> 00:01:36,293 Maybe we just need a new- housekeeper. 30 00:01:36,398 --> 00:01:38,559 Okay. I'm sure she would have ironed it for you... 31 00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:41,795 had you told her about it before she changed out of her bloody work clothes. 32 00:01:41,903 --> 00:01:44,770 But I am off then. 33 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:50,105 - I gotta keep him trying. That is the job. 34 00:01:52,814 --> 00:01:54,782 Michael, what are you doing tomorrow? 35 00:01:54,883 --> 00:01:58,114 Having my day ruined with whatever you're about to ask me to do. 36 00:01:58,220 --> 00:02:02,122 It's my wedding anniversary, and Oscar wants to throw me a party. 37 00:02:02,224 --> 00:02:04,852 He is aware that he's not married to you, right? 38 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:08,794 In fact, Oscar had started to perceive that Lucille was pulling away from him. 39 00:02:08,897 --> 00:02:12,298 Not now. It's my time of the month. 40 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:17,133 Not now. I don't want to risk having a baby. It could kill me. 41 00:02:17,239 --> 00:02:20,504 - So he went to Buster for advice. - I think she misses my brother. 42 00:02:20,609 --> 00:02:23,806 - My father? - Yes? I mean, yes. 43 00:02:23,912 --> 00:02:27,075 - Maybe I should throw her an anniversary party. - Oh. 44 00:02:27,182 --> 00:02:30,982 So when he doesn't show, she'll realize that you were the one who was always there for us. 45 00:02:31,086 --> 00:02:33,714 Well, I was thinking one more party, and then I'd move out. 46 00:02:33,822 --> 00:02:35,915 But no. I like your plan better. 47 00:02:36,024 --> 00:02:38,891 The only problem is we know he's- he's around somewhere. 48 00:02:38,994 --> 00:02:41,155 Well, he didn't return when I lost my hand. 49 00:02:41,263 --> 00:02:44,096 But you- you not only embrace it... 50 00:02:44,199 --> 00:02:47,327 but I saw you kissing it while you thought I was sleeping. 51 00:02:52,841 --> 00:02:56,174 Who knows what goes on in that pot-addled mind of his. 52 00:02:56,278 --> 00:02:59,736 Anyway, it's a party, and I want the whole family there. 53 00:02:59,848 --> 00:03:02,078 - We're havin' a party? - No. 54 00:03:02,184 --> 00:03:06,848 Well, I'm sorry if I don't want you doing one of your stupid puppet shows. 55 00:03:06,955 --> 00:03:10,914 I did that once, Mom. And a lot of people thought it was pretty cool. 56 00:03:11,026 --> 00:03:13,085 In an effort to hip up his act... 57 00:03:13,195 --> 00:03:15,356 Gob had briefly introduced a puppet. 58 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:18,364 - Can I tell you somethin', my man? - Sure, Franklin. 59 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:22,596 You are one cool- 60 00:03:22,704 --> 00:03:27,573 Speakin' of mothers, let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. 61 00:03:27,676 --> 00:03:31,077 - Get off my wife, you bastard! - Oh, man. What's the matter with you? 62 00:03:31,179 --> 00:03:33,147 Franklin said some things Whitey wasn't ready to hear. 63 00:03:33,248 --> 00:03:37,207 Gob, weren't you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act? 64 00:03:37,319 --> 00:03:40,584 He also said some things that African-Americany wasn't ready to hear either. 65 00:03:40,689 --> 00:03:42,884 You know, Mom, we have no idea where Dad is. 66 00:03:42,991 --> 00:03:44,891 How's he gonna hear about the party? 67 00:03:44,993 --> 00:03:47,484 Why do you have the baby monitor out? 68 00:03:47,596 --> 00:03:50,724 - I'm, uh, listening in- - She wants her man back. 69 00:03:50,832 --> 00:03:54,097 - On my son. - Yo, man. You're gonna get your sorry white ass thrown in jail. 70 00:03:54,202 --> 00:03:57,137 I said that's enough. 71 00:03:57,239 --> 00:04:00,265 Michael came up with an excuse he knew his mother would understand. 72 00:04:00,375 --> 00:04:02,741 I'm listening in on my son. 73 00:04:02,844 --> 00:04:05,438 I'm a little worried about his girlfriend, Ann. 74 00:04:05,547 --> 00:04:08,243 My advice, get one of those teddy bears with the cameras in them. 75 00:04:08,350 --> 00:04:12,343 I had one in Buster's room to make sure he wasn't getting too serious with anyone. 76 00:04:12,454 --> 00:04:16,481 As it turned out, he got too serious with the teddy bear. 77 00:04:16,591 --> 00:04:21,028 I'll see you at the anniversary party. 78 00:04:21,129 --> 00:04:23,620 - Gangy's having an anniversary party? - Seems that way. 79 00:04:23,732 --> 00:04:27,190 - Is Franklin gonna be there? - See that, Mike? Kids love Franklin. 80 00:04:27,302 --> 00:04:30,328 I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. 81 00:04:32,474 --> 00:04:34,442 Imagine what he'd say about her. 82 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:37,636 So you were listening in on George Michael. 83 00:04:37,746 --> 00:04:40,180 Can you believe what he asked me this morning? 84 00:04:40,282 --> 00:04:42,614 Do you think my mom's engagement ring is still around? 85 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:46,551 Of course it is. Your father would never part with something so precious. 86 00:04:46,655 --> 00:04:51,456 In fact, Lindsay was currently wearing it on her middle toe, roast beef. 87 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,857 I'm thinking of asking Ann to get pre-engaged. 88 00:04:53,962 --> 00:04:58,023 - You are? - Yeah. I feel like God moved her here from Ohio to be with me. 89 00:04:58,133 --> 00:05:01,296 - Her? - Well, that's the first I've heard of this. 90 00:05:01,403 --> 00:05:04,839 - Well, then who said "Her?" - Me. That was-That was me. 91 00:05:04,939 --> 00:05:07,499 But, um, her? 92 00:05:07,609 --> 00:05:09,975 Look, it's just a pre-engagement. It's exciting. 93 00:05:10,078 --> 00:05:11,705 You know, it's young love. 94 00:05:11,813 --> 00:05:14,748 I had it once. A man I loved- 95 00:05:16,418 --> 00:05:20,013 - Here's young Maeby's blouse. - And then things took a turn somehow. 96 00:05:20,121 --> 00:05:23,818 Master Bluth. I haven't seen you in a week's time. 97 00:05:23,925 --> 00:05:26,985 Actually, you tried to put a banger in my mouth this morning. 98 00:05:27,095 --> 00:05:30,462 Oh, was it this morn- Well, I'm sorry. 99 00:05:30,565 --> 00:05:34,331 - I'm just so exhausted. - So I'm just gonna talk to my son. 100 00:05:34,436 --> 00:05:37,496 I'm gonna tell him that I'm against this. I don't like her. 101 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:40,574 You know, maybe if you stop judging her, he'd trust you. 102 00:05:40,675 --> 00:05:44,611 Look, if you say no, you're just gonna drive him right to her. 103 00:05:44,713 --> 00:05:46,943 Hey, Dad. Can you drive me to Ann's? 104 00:05:47,048 --> 00:05:49,346 N-N-N- 105 00:05:49,451 --> 00:05:53,046 - Y-Yes. - Great. I'll wait in the car. 106 00:05:53,154 --> 00:05:55,452 I don't think that worked. 107 00:05:55,557 --> 00:06:00,688 Meanwhile, Gob went to check on the one friend who didn't mind having him around. 108 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:03,628 Get your loser hand out of my ass. 109 00:06:03,732 --> 00:06:06,360 - Hello, Son. - Oh, Dad. I thought- Dad? 110 00:06:06,468 --> 00:06:09,494 This is where you've been hi- Michael. 111 00:06:09,604 --> 00:06:11,572 I just came back because of your mother. 112 00:06:11,673 --> 00:06:14,198 She's with my brother on my anniversary. 113 00:06:14,309 --> 00:06:16,209 But I got an idea from George Michael. 114 00:06:16,311 --> 00:06:18,245 I need to recommit myself to your mother. 115 00:06:18,346 --> 00:06:21,247 - Her? - But you gotta get me into that party. 116 00:06:21,349 --> 00:06:23,283 Then you gotta take me to this church. 117 00:06:23,385 --> 00:06:25,512 I found this brochure that Ann left behind. 118 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:28,088 That's gonna be tough. I'm not really all that invited. 119 00:06:28,189 --> 00:06:30,623 I got it all worked out, but I need a limousine. 120 00:06:30,725 --> 00:06:33,250 L- I can do this, Dad. I'm gonna make you proud. 121 00:06:33,361 --> 00:06:35,727 Never too late to start. 122 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:41,063 And Michael drove to Ann's house, where he finally got to meet Ann's parents. 123 00:06:41,169 --> 00:06:43,797 This is my father, Pastor Terry Veal. 124 00:06:43,905 --> 00:06:47,397 - Hello. - Oh, Pastor. I didn't know. You didn't tell me. 125 00:06:47,509 --> 00:06:49,409 - I told you. - No, you didn't. 126 00:06:49,511 --> 00:06:52,105 People treat you so differently when they find out you're a man of God. 127 00:06:52,213 --> 00:06:55,774 - Oh, believe me, I know. - Oh, are you a churchgoing man? 128 00:06:55,884 --> 00:06:57,613 I am. 129 00:06:57,719 --> 00:07:00,654 Sometimes. Yes. I don't go religiously. 130 00:07:00,755 --> 00:07:02,780 I mean, I'm not a nut about it. 131 00:07:02,891 --> 00:07:07,191 Because there is no such thing as a nut when it comes to religion, Pastor. 132 00:07:07,295 --> 00:07:09,627 I've met a few. 133 00:07:09,731 --> 00:07:12,529 I'm sure if you look a bit closer you'll find some very earnest people... 134 00:07:12,634 --> 00:07:14,534 that are just doing their best. 135 00:07:14,636 --> 00:07:16,536 - What are you doin', Dad? - I'm not sure. 136 00:07:16,638 --> 00:07:20,506 Why don't you kids run along and let us get to know each other a bit better? Thank you. 137 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:23,099 - Maybe I should get my wife. Honey. - Okay. 138 00:07:23,211 --> 00:07:25,111 This is George Michael's father. 139 00:07:25,213 --> 00:07:28,444 This is your wife. Didn't- Didn't realize you could remarry. 140 00:07:28,550 --> 00:07:31,678 - What? - Is this Ann's mother? 141 00:07:31,786 --> 00:07:33,947 - I'm Mrs. Veal. - I'm sorry. I just- 142 00:07:34,055 --> 00:07:36,387 I did not expect somebody so young. 143 00:07:36,491 --> 00:07:39,119 Next you're gonna say how Ann and I can be sisters. 144 00:07:39,227 --> 00:07:41,491 No, I'd never say that. 145 00:07:41,596 --> 00:07:43,291 Listen, I'm here because... 146 00:07:43,398 --> 00:07:47,061 I think my son might be planning on asking your daughter to get pre-engaged. 147 00:07:47,168 --> 00:07:49,329 - Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my gosh. 148 00:07:49,437 --> 00:07:51,962 Well, that is something to celebrate. 149 00:07:52,073 --> 00:07:54,564 Can we open up some sparkling apple cider? 150 00:07:54,676 --> 00:07:57,645 - No. - Oh, did you want us to go down to the liquor store... 151 00:07:57,745 --> 00:07:59,645 and get you some liquor? 152 00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:01,806 No. Don't you think they're a bit too young? 153 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:03,645 Oh, we got serious around his age. 154 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:05,844 Who can blame you? You gotta lock that down. 155 00:08:05,954 --> 00:08:08,149 But I'm not quite sure that they're ready. 156 00:08:08,256 --> 00:08:11,225 Michael, in my experience, there is no recipe for a perfect match. 157 00:08:11,326 --> 00:08:13,590 It takes the love of two families. 158 00:08:13,695 --> 00:08:15,856 Well, you haven't met my family. 159 00:08:15,964 --> 00:08:19,866 And that's when Michael devised a new plan to win the Veals'disapproval. 160 00:08:19,968 --> 00:08:22,402 You haven't met my family. 161 00:08:22,504 --> 00:08:24,529 You should meet my family. 162 00:08:24,639 --> 00:08:26,732 We're gonna be having an anniversary party. 163 00:08:26,841 --> 00:08:28,866 What a wonderful surprise. 164 00:08:28,977 --> 00:08:31,912 We would love to witness a celebration of their love. 165 00:08:32,013 --> 00:08:33,981 That would be a wonderful surprise. 166 00:08:34,082 --> 00:08:36,277 But he did want a little bit of insurance. 167 00:08:36,384 --> 00:08:41,083 Hey, Gob. Mom wants Franklin at the party. 168 00:08:41,189 --> 00:08:43,623 Yeah. What? 169 00:08:43,725 --> 00:08:47,058 No, no, no. I don't want to talk- Hey, Franklin. 170 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:55,465 Lucille was setting up for the anniversary party... 171 00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:57,731 that she didn't expect her husband to attend. 172 00:08:57,839 --> 00:09:00,535 - Where's the food? - Sorry. Just stuffing the mushroom. 173 00:09:00,642 --> 00:09:03,975 You realize that's Tobias, don't you? 174 00:09:04,078 --> 00:09:06,478 If he's gonna raid my closet, he's gonna work for it. 175 00:09:06,581 --> 00:09:10,210 - What happened to his ankle? - Tobias had attempted an entrance... 176 00:09:10,318 --> 00:09:12,218 that he hoped would enchant his daughter. 177 00:09:14,389 --> 00:09:17,381 Ohhhh! 178 00:09:17,492 --> 00:09:20,825 We shan't be telling your mother this, shan't we? 179 00:09:20,929 --> 00:09:25,127 Maybe you can point out to your mother that your father hasn't arrived yet. 180 00:09:26,167 --> 00:09:30,263 Hmm. So, my father's not here. 181 00:09:30,371 --> 00:09:33,135 Maybe he is. 182 00:09:36,544 --> 00:09:40,002 Ann just called. They had a predawn mass, and then they're gonna go to mass, so- 183 00:09:40,114 --> 00:09:43,083 Well, Ann's got a great deal of mass. 184 00:09:43,184 --> 00:09:46,153 Anyway, I hope that the Veals like us. 185 00:09:46,254 --> 00:09:48,313 Why don't you go top off your Gangy? Thanks. 186 00:09:48,423 --> 00:09:50,448 Wait a minute. You invited the Veals? 187 00:09:50,558 --> 00:09:52,788 Only so that they'll disapprove of us. 188 00:09:52,894 --> 00:09:55,089 I gotta kill this pre-engagement somehow. 189 00:09:55,196 --> 00:09:57,756 And after Mom's second vodka, and after Buster's second juice box... 190 00:09:57,865 --> 00:10:00,095 they're gonna forbid Ann from even seeing my son... 191 00:10:00,201 --> 00:10:03,170 much less taking his ring, and I'm still the good guy. 192 00:10:03,271 --> 00:10:07,332 So the devout religious family- they're the bad guys? 193 00:10:07,442 --> 00:10:09,501 You'll understand when Maeby starts getting proposals. 194 00:10:09,611 --> 00:10:12,171 Actually, Maeby had given two that day. 195 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,612 I'm sorry. I can't read what you wrote on this buck slip. 196 00:10:14,716 --> 00:10:16,877 You've got the handwriting of a 15-year-old. 197 00:10:16,985 --> 00:10:19,283 Fifteen-year-old. Marry me! 198 00:10:21,422 --> 00:10:24,391 Hey, I'm almost done with that coverage. I can bring it to you tonight. 199 00:10:24,492 --> 00:10:26,392 Are you still at the Balboa Towers? 200 00:10:26,494 --> 00:10:29,122 Maeby had used her grandmother's address... 201 00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:31,130 so as not to arouse suspicion at home. 202 00:10:31,232 --> 00:10:34,497 This required convincing the guard she was several years younger than her age. 203 00:10:34,602 --> 00:10:37,503 Boy, you get a lot of mail from that movie studio. 204 00:10:37,605 --> 00:10:40,039 I write a lot of letters to movie stars. 205 00:10:40,141 --> 00:10:42,974 - You seem a little old for that. - Babysit me. 206 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:45,705 That place seems so old for you. 207 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,747 I'll send Dr. Epstein your compliments. 208 00:10:47,849 --> 00:10:50,340 - And may I add, marry me. - Okay. 209 00:10:50,451 --> 00:10:54,080 And Maeby realized she might be in need of a new deflection. 210 00:10:54,188 --> 00:10:56,713 Hi, Mrs. Veal. Welcome. 211 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,849 Mom, this is Ann's mother. 212 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:00,860 Are you sure this isn't her sister? 213 00:11:00,962 --> 00:11:04,557 - What a lovely thing to say. - That's an awful thing to say, Mom. Please. 214 00:11:04,666 --> 00:11:06,566 I'm so eager to meet your husband. 215 00:11:06,668 --> 00:11:10,502 Yeah. Dad escaped from prison. Did you not know that? 216 00:11:10,605 --> 00:11:14,166 In fact, George Sr. Had just been picked up by his son. 217 00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:18,006 Oh, great. It's stuck. All right. Just stay down and let me handle this. 218 00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:21,080 Is that Mr. Bluth there? 219 00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:23,207 He's got us, Dad. Come on out. 220 00:11:23,317 --> 00:11:25,911 He's talking to you, you idiot. Cover. 221 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:28,011 I ain't your daddy! 222 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:31,216 How's it goin', brother? 223 00:11:31,325 --> 00:11:34,556 You want to pop the trunk and roll the windows down, please? 224 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,628 I'm just messin' with you. Hey, Franklin. How you doin', little man? 225 00:11:46,174 --> 00:11:48,267 So I'm afraid Ann's with my husband. 226 00:11:48,376 --> 00:11:50,435 He had a last-minute vow renewal at the chapel. 227 00:11:50,545 --> 00:11:53,480 A call that was made by George Sr. 228 00:11:53,581 --> 00:11:56,209 How do we get her to the church? Tell her you're in here? 229 00:11:56,317 --> 00:11:58,911 No. Cover her eyes and take her to the limo. 230 00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:02,786 No. Bring her in here, knock her out with this ether, and you stuff her into this garment bag. 231 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:06,121 Anyone sees, you do the same. Oh, hi, Tobias. 232 00:12:06,227 --> 00:12:08,127 Oh. 233 00:12:08,229 --> 00:12:11,721 Whenever I get a wee bit scared I hum a little tune 234 00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,733 Hum diddle diddly Hum di-do 235 00:12:13,835 --> 00:12:16,497 You put a handkerchief over her mouth for a couple of seconds. 236 00:12:16,604 --> 00:12:18,629 No more than two though. 'Cause you could kill her. 237 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,298 - I don't have a handkerchief. - Fine. 238 00:12:20,408 --> 00:12:23,809 Put the ether on the puppet's lips. Have the puppet kiss her. 239 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,902 I ain't kissin' that old bitch. 240 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,072 That's my wife, you bastard! 241 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,173 Dad, that's my wrist! 242 00:12:30,284 --> 00:12:33,583 Hey, man! That's his neck! 243 00:12:33,688 --> 00:12:36,851 Hey, Gob. Mrs. Veal, this is my brother Gob. 244 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:39,449 - Where's your pal Franklin? - Throat's a little sore. 245 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:42,028 And wrist. Nice to meet you. 246 00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:44,155 What a lovely family. 247 00:12:44,265 --> 00:12:46,699 Does it seem that way? Where's Buster? 248 00:12:46,801 --> 00:12:48,769 Should help. 249 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:51,839 It's really great you did this. I thought you didn't even like Ann. 250 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,669 But since you do, I thought maybe I could get your opinion. 251 00:12:54,776 --> 00:12:57,040 I was thinking of giving her, like, a pre-engagement- 252 00:12:57,145 --> 00:12:59,477 - Ring? - Ah. 253 00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:02,447 Wow. That catches me off guard, George Michael. I'm not sure about that. 254 00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:04,848 I don't know if it's- 255 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,886 I think it's gonna backfire on you. 256 00:13:06,988 --> 00:13:10,082 I think it could backfire on you because it's gonna seem... 257 00:13:10,191 --> 00:13:12,716 like you're taking marriage, uh, lightly, you know. 258 00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:15,352 And you can't. It's very sacred. 259 00:13:15,463 --> 00:13:18,261 - Sacred. - Yeah. That's it. 260 00:13:18,366 --> 00:13:20,266 All right. Well, yeah. 261 00:13:20,368 --> 00:13:22,268 You know, it did kind of feel right to me. 262 00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:25,032 - But, yeah. I've gotta trust you, right? - Thank you. Thank you. 263 00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:27,369 Damn. Maybe I should- 264 00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:31,809 Maybe I should ask if she wants to get pre-pre-engaged. Add another- 265 00:13:31,913 --> 00:13:33,881 The mere fact that you're laughing about marriage... 266 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,245 - means that you're not ready, okay? - Wha- 267 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:38,875 And Lucille was asked to the kitchen. 268 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:42,979 What's so important that you're dragging me away from this miserable party? 269 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:46,821 Well, I just had an old friend who wanted to tell you... 270 00:13:46,928 --> 00:13:49,556 how much I miss you! 271 00:13:49,664 --> 00:13:53,156 Oh, who let this little black- 272 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,030 Hey, Brother. 273 00:13:55,136 --> 00:13:57,832 - Who you callin' brother, you hook-ass- - Mother! 274 00:14:01,943 --> 00:14:04,173 What the hell kind of puppet does Buster have on his hand? 275 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,269 Just let me think. 276 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:08,348 God, Franklin. Your breath- Oh, God. 277 00:14:08,449 --> 00:14:10,747 So I'm really getting excited about your proposal. 278 00:14:10,852 --> 00:14:12,717 Oh, yeah. I'm not gonna do it now. 279 00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:15,118 Because Ann's mom doesn't approve of our family? Come on. 280 00:14:15,223 --> 00:14:17,691 It's just some stupid plan your father was trying. 281 00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:19,919 Plan? 282 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,358 What plan? 283 00:14:21,462 --> 00:14:23,430 Well, it's off. Sorry. 284 00:14:23,531 --> 00:14:25,522 I know that you were excited about it. 285 00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:28,363 But, uh, you know, in the secular world... 286 00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:30,369 I feel like they're a bit young. 287 00:14:30,471 --> 00:14:34,703 You know, l- I didn't want to say anything in front ofTerry, but I agree. 288 00:14:34,809 --> 00:14:38,176 I mean, perhaps there's someone else they're meant to meet. 289 00:14:38,279 --> 00:14:40,907 Well, let's- let's just say that in the secular world... 290 00:14:41,015 --> 00:14:44,109 one finds oneself with their fair share of temptations. 291 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:46,652 Not that anyone would ever act- 292 00:14:46,754 --> 00:14:48,551 - Take me. 293 00:14:48,656 --> 00:14:50,556 - Mrs. Veal. - Take me to your secular world. 294 00:14:50,658 --> 00:14:52,558 Hey. Hey, listen. 295 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:55,720 I can't believe my dad. First he's saying I need to respect the sanctity of marriage... 296 00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:57,730 then he's making out with her on the balcony. 297 00:14:57,832 --> 00:15:00,562 - I thought he didn't even like Ann. - No, no. Mrs. Veal. 298 00:15:00,668 --> 00:15:02,761 Know what else he's not gonna like? I'm getting pre-engaged. 299 00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:05,498 - God, that's so romantic. - The hell with him. 300 00:15:07,775 --> 00:15:10,972 Take it. Take the sacred ring. 301 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,137 Not the snake. That doesn't come off. 302 00:15:17,285 --> 00:15:21,085 Michael had just been kissed by the mother of his son's girlfriend. 303 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,156 - Oh, my golly! - Listen. 304 00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:26,590 - Don't do this. Don't do this. - I can't believe we're making love. 305 00:15:26,694 --> 00:15:30,653 - What are you talking about? We're not making love. - I want to please you secularly. 306 00:15:30,765 --> 00:15:34,428 - We're not gonna do this. - But you kept telling me how beautiful I was. 307 00:15:34,535 --> 00:15:36,969 I was surprised because of Ann. 308 00:15:37,071 --> 00:15:38,595 - Well- - Why because of Ann? 309 00:15:38,706 --> 00:15:41,800 Because of an old wives' tale. 310 00:15:41,909 --> 00:15:43,934 - Oh, I'm so ashamed. - All right. No- 311 00:15:44,045 --> 00:15:45,979 Mrs. Veal. 312 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:49,948 Jolly news, governor. Young master's proposing. 313 00:15:50,051 --> 00:15:53,020 George Michael? I told him not to. He said he wouldn't. 314 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:57,352 Well, this was before he saw you pounding that sweet piece of veal. 315 00:15:57,458 --> 00:16:01,451 - He saw that? Where is he? - Oh, he left with Lady Lindsay- 316 00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:04,861 - Tobias, where are they? - It is me. It's Tobias. 317 00:16:07,101 --> 00:16:09,001 - What happened? - What's going on? 318 00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:11,469 Gob made me kiss Franklin. I think my father was here. 319 00:16:11,572 --> 00:16:13,699 Maybe he still is. 320 00:16:13,808 --> 00:16:15,708 Shut up. What do you mean he was here? 321 00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:18,210 I think he was dragging my mother out with Gob. 322 00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:20,610 - Oh, you shut up. - What's goin' on? 323 00:16:20,715 --> 00:16:23,309 We're tryin'to figure that out. Apparently Pop-Pop kidnapped Gangy... 324 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,715 and I have no idea where George Michael is- or Lindsay. 325 00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:28,812 I just saw them drive off. They're gonna go look for Bland. 326 00:16:28,923 --> 00:16:31,084 - Who's the hottie? - This is Ann's mother. 327 00:16:31,192 --> 00:16:32,318 Her? 328 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:35,088 Does she look old enough to play Topher Grace's mom? 329 00:16:35,196 --> 00:16:37,494 - Where did you say Ann was? - At the chapel. 330 00:16:37,598 --> 00:16:41,500 Yeah, we gotta get down there. My son's gonna pre-propose to your daughter. 331 00:16:41,602 --> 00:16:45,368 Fortunately, Tobias had rented a car to maintain his ruse. 332 00:16:45,473 --> 00:16:47,373 I had this shipped over from "Blackstool." 333 00:16:47,475 --> 00:16:50,444 It's what I used to drive the Roger Moores about in. 334 00:16:50,544 --> 00:16:53,012 And Lucille awoke, half in the bag. 335 00:16:53,114 --> 00:16:55,412 What am I doing in a Nordstrom bag? 336 00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:59,680 It's me. I'm taking you to renew our vows. 337 00:16:59,787 --> 00:17:01,755 - But first- - Uh, Dad- 338 00:17:01,856 --> 00:17:04,689 - we make love. - The partition doesn't go all the way up, remember? 339 00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:07,818 No. No. After your vows. 340 00:17:07,928 --> 00:17:10,692 I want to know you won't run out on me again. 341 00:17:10,798 --> 00:17:14,427 - I need to know you're in it for keeps. - Just let me see 'em. 342 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:18,232 - Seriously, Dad. The radio doesn't work either. - George! 343 00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:20,637 Gob raced his parents to the church... 344 00:17:20,741 --> 00:17:22,902 passing George Michael and Lindsay... 345 00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:25,638 who were soon followed by Mrs. Featherbottom. 346 00:17:25,746 --> 00:17:27,839 - Oh, mercy me! 347 00:17:27,948 --> 00:17:30,212 I keep forgetting I'm in the colonies. 348 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:33,775 Buster was talking to the police when Oscar found a clue. 349 00:17:33,888 --> 00:17:35,913 They must be going to this church. 350 00:17:36,023 --> 00:17:38,548 He's going to renew his vows. 351 00:17:38,659 --> 00:17:41,890 He's my twin brother. I know how he thinks. 352 00:17:41,996 --> 00:17:44,055 They're at the Church of the Good Shepherd. 353 00:17:44,165 --> 00:17:47,532 And at the chapel, Pastor Veal was officiating. 354 00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:50,001 "... to love and honor your spirit and flesh. 355 00:17:50,104 --> 00:17:52,937 "First the flesh. I will caress and tweak. 356 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,769 "I will nibble and bite. 357 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:58,641 I will blow alternatingly hot and cool. " 358 00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:01,943 Oh, man. I can't wait to get married. 359 00:18:02,049 --> 00:18:04,745 Ann went to cool down, where George Michael found her. 360 00:18:04,852 --> 00:18:06,752 Ann, I have something to ask you. 361 00:18:06,854 --> 00:18:08,754 Well, l- I really like you. 362 00:18:08,856 --> 00:18:11,950 I guess what l- I want to ask you is, will you one day... 363 00:18:12,059 --> 00:18:13,754 uh, intend to marry me? 364 00:18:13,861 --> 00:18:17,456 It would be great to hear back on this before the real hard A.P. Stuff kicks in. 365 00:18:17,565 --> 00:18:19,624 Let's do it. Now. 366 00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:22,201 - Let's actually get married. - Right now? 367 00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:24,863 My father's in there. He can do it as soon as he finishes. 368 00:18:24,972 --> 00:18:29,204 "I'll always be here for you to rest your ankles upon my shoulders." 369 00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:31,278 And Michael showed up at the chapel. 370 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,278 Uh, listen, buddy. Dad? 371 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,314 Uh, faster, Pastor. 372 00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:39,011 Stop this! Stop this now! 373 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:42,715 Oscar charged at George Sr., finally willing to fight for Lucille. 374 00:18:42,823 --> 00:18:45,815 But they did think alike... 375 00:18:45,926 --> 00:18:48,292 and neither could land a blow. 376 00:18:50,231 --> 00:18:52,222 Dad, do us. We're ready to get married. 377 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,597 George Michael, don't do this just to get back at me. 378 00:18:54,702 --> 00:18:58,365 What you saw on the balcony- Uh, Mrs. Veal started kissing me. 379 00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:00,702 This part of it was news to George Michael. 380 00:19:00,808 --> 00:19:03,777 Unfortunately, it was also news to Pastor Veal. 381 00:19:03,878 --> 00:19:06,403 - You kissed my wife? - No. She started kissing me. 382 00:19:06,514 --> 00:19:08,414 You really should lock that down. 383 00:19:08,516 --> 00:19:12,680 And Pastor Veal, too, was ready to fight for the woman he loved. 384 00:19:16,123 --> 00:19:18,250 Ah. Finally. Where have you been? 385 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:21,851 The police had been delayed when they thought they'd cornered a kidnapping suspect. 386 00:19:21,962 --> 00:19:25,227 Put your hands up, or we'll take that as a sign of aggression against us. 387 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,732 They're not up! He's aggressive! 388 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:30,702 - Got a little hot out there. - Well, it's getting pretty hot in here. 389 00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:34,069 - She's mine! - No. She's mine. 390 00:19:34,175 --> 00:19:36,541 Oscar, I don't want her. I don't want either of them. 391 00:19:36,644 --> 00:19:38,839 Oh. Sorry. Where's my brother? 392 00:19:38,946 --> 00:19:41,005 Look at all the bobbies. 393 00:19:41,115 --> 00:19:44,175 Oh, no. My wig seems to have run off. 394 00:19:44,285 --> 00:19:46,446 On George Sr., as it turned out. 395 00:19:48,289 --> 00:19:52,225 - Who is this guy? - This guy is my husband. 396 00:19:52,326 --> 00:19:55,022 Terry, I don't know what happened. 397 00:19:55,129 --> 00:19:59,122 I fell under the spell of that horrible secular family. 398 00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:01,201 Forgive me. 399 00:20:01,302 --> 00:20:04,533 Could've used that horrible family stuff about a halfhour ago. 400 00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:07,766 I hope you notice I didn't run. 401 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:11,311 - You fought for me. - What I meant to say is l- I think I broke my ankle. 402 00:20:11,412 --> 00:20:15,576 Let's alternate hot and cool on that. 403 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:20,214 - Guess the wedding's off? - Yeah. That's okay, Dad. 404 00:20:20,321 --> 00:20:23,484 We were talking, and we think that we were doin' it for the wrong reasons. 405 00:20:23,591 --> 00:20:27,459 Yeah? You have so much to experience before you make a commitment you're not ready for. 406 00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:29,392 You need to get to know each other better... 407 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:32,556 and then you can be comfortable going all the way with it. 408 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:36,067 - Do you mean it? - Yes. This time I'm being honest with you. 409 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:38,900 - Thanks, Dad. - Okay. 410 00:20:39,006 --> 00:20:43,739 It sounds like your father just gave us permission to start doing it. 411 00:20:43,844 --> 00:20:46,005 You must teach me, George Michael. 412 00:20:46,113 --> 00:20:49,412 You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. 413 00:20:53,721 --> 00:20:55,916 On the next Arrested Development. 414 00:20:56,023 --> 00:20:57,923 That doesn't bother you. 415 00:20:58,025 --> 00:21:01,256 Buster finds someone else interested in kissing his hook. 416 00:21:01,362 --> 00:21:04,297 - Oh, God! - Drug dog's got something. Get him, Bennett! 417 00:21:04,398 --> 00:21:06,662 So Buster gets a hook replacement. 418 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:09,258 They're not gonna let you in at the country club with that. 419 00:21:09,370 --> 00:21:11,998 I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club... 420 00:21:12,106 --> 00:21:14,199 you freak bitch!