1 00:00:01,345 --> 00:00:04,405 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,515 --> 00:00:06,506 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,617 --> 00:00:08,608 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,158 --> 00:00:15,853 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,896 --> 00:00:22,354 Michael Bluth had set up a meeting with Cal Cullen... 6 00:00:22,466 --> 00:00:25,264 owner of one of the largest parcels ofland in Orange County. 7 00:00:25,369 --> 00:00:28,600 I hope that I can prove to you that we have a very impressive company. 8 00:00:28,706 --> 00:00:32,540 Well, your family did not come off well on last night's Scandalmakers. 9 00:00:32,643 --> 00:00:34,543 Scandalmakers was a show... 10 00:00:34,645 --> 00:00:37,113 that reenacted headline-grabbing stories. 11 00:00:37,214 --> 00:00:39,114 The latest was about the Bluth family... 12 00:00:39,216 --> 00:00:41,480 the rights of which had been signed away by Tobias... 13 00:00:41,585 --> 00:00:44,452 in exchange for the part of George Sr. 14 00:00:44,555 --> 00:00:48,218 When allegations surfaced he'd illegally built homes in Iraq... 15 00:00:48,325 --> 00:00:51,123 George Bluth Sr., assisted by his secretary, Kitty... 16 00:00:51,228 --> 00:00:53,128 escaped the country. 17 00:00:53,230 --> 00:00:57,291 Due to poor acting, the burden of the story was placed on the narrator. 18 00:00:57,401 --> 00:01:01,030 Only to be found hiding under one of the homes that he built. 19 00:01:01,138 --> 00:01:03,902 He was actually found in a hole near the house... 20 00:01:04,008 --> 00:01:06,602 but this inattention to detail was typical... 21 00:01:06,710 --> 00:01:09,975 - of the laziness the show's narrator was known for. - I can't survive under the house. 22 00:01:10,081 --> 00:01:13,141 Perhaps an attic shall I seek. 23 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:15,650 Real shoddy narrating. Just pure crap. 24 00:01:15,753 --> 00:01:18,654 But we're back on track, and we are scandal-free. 25 00:01:18,756 --> 00:01:22,453 Hey! You start the meeting without me? 26 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:26,690 Mother, uh, this is Cal Cullen. You remember my mother, Lucille. 27 00:01:26,797 --> 00:01:29,265 We're right in the middle of talking... 28 00:01:29,366 --> 00:01:31,630 about this exciting giveaway spa package to entice buyers. 29 00:01:31,735 --> 00:01:33,930 You know, he's never taken me anywhere. 30 00:01:34,038 --> 00:01:37,007 Oh, no. We have to live high and dry. 31 00:01:37,108 --> 00:01:39,133 Well, you're certainly not dry. 32 00:01:39,243 --> 00:01:43,839 Michael, I'm not a prude, but it's 1:00 in the afternoon. Is your mother drunk? 33 00:01:43,948 --> 00:01:47,042 I'd have to get up pretty early to get drunk by 1:00. 34 00:01:47,151 --> 00:01:49,642 As it turns out, she had gotten up early... 35 00:01:49,753 --> 00:01:53,189 and had taken pain medication because of a hangover-related headache. 36 00:01:53,290 --> 00:01:57,158 However, she mistook the "drowsy eye'alcohol warning... 37 00:01:57,261 --> 00:02:00,753 for a "winking eye'alcohol suggestion. 38 00:02:00,865 --> 00:02:04,892 Fortunately, she had the good sense not to drive herself to the meeting. 39 00:02:05,002 --> 00:02:07,266 No. I'll call for a car. 40 00:02:07,371 --> 00:02:12,035 Unfortunately, this was after a failed attempt to do so. 41 00:02:12,143 --> 00:02:14,543 - Who the hell put- 42 00:02:14,645 --> 00:02:17,739 Michael, I'm sorry. I cannot do business with you. 43 00:02:17,848 --> 00:02:20,578 I mean, I couldn't afford to end up on Scandalmakers. 44 00:02:20,684 --> 00:02:23,653 Oh, you could afford to do anything you want. You're just a big chicken. 45 00:02:30,761 --> 00:02:32,661 Michael realized it might be time... 46 00:02:32,763 --> 00:02:34,822 to deal with his mother's apparent problem. 47 00:02:34,932 --> 00:02:37,992 Okay, that seems as good a place as any to end the meeting. 48 00:02:41,472 --> 00:02:43,770 No, I'm not doing another intervention with her. 49 00:02:43,874 --> 00:02:45,933 Last time, I felt terrible for a week. 50 00:02:46,043 --> 00:02:49,240 One year earlier, the family had tried an intervention. 51 00:02:49,346 --> 00:02:52,247 - You're pouring a drink? What are you doing? - What if she's mad? 52 00:02:52,349 --> 00:02:55,250 - Good point. - Perhaps I'll have a little sip of something. 53 00:02:55,352 --> 00:02:57,582 Guys, what could she do to us? 54 00:02:58,889 --> 00:03:01,050 Do we have anything single malt? 55 00:03:01,158 --> 00:03:04,059 And although the intervention didn't work- 56 00:03:04,161 --> 00:03:07,358 - We think you have a "prollen." - You're a mesh. 57 00:03:07,464 --> 00:03:10,433 It turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. 58 00:03:18,676 --> 00:03:21,076 Well, maybe an intervention is the wrong approach. 59 00:03:21,178 --> 00:03:23,578 What about rehab? She was just a mess at the meeting. 60 00:03:23,681 --> 00:03:26,445 Where were you, by the way? I could've used your help with Mom. 61 00:03:26,550 --> 00:03:30,281 I believe I told you I was gonna be out for the holidays. It's spring break. 62 00:03:30,387 --> 00:03:33,083 Not that I can enjoy it. My reputation's been ruined... 63 00:03:33,190 --> 00:03:37,217 by that jerk Phillip Litt, who put my one magic show flub on his DVD. 64 00:03:37,328 --> 00:03:40,092 Gob had performed a magic act at an earlier spring break... 65 00:03:40,197 --> 00:03:43,564 to get exposure on the best-selling video series... 66 00:03:43,667 --> 00:03:45,635 Girls with Low Self-Esteem. 67 00:03:48,339 --> 00:03:50,000 Or two flubs or whatever. 68 00:03:50,107 --> 00:03:52,007 There were seven flubs... 69 00:03:52,109 --> 00:03:54,304 and after the show, he signed a release. 70 00:03:54,411 --> 00:03:58,245 - You're not gonna use the time that I screwed up, right? - That wasn't part of the act? 71 00:03:58,349 --> 00:04:01,045 - Come on, man. I'd never do anything to embarrass you. 72 00:04:01,151 --> 00:04:03,051 - Please. 73 00:04:04,388 --> 00:04:08,188 Oh. Uh, you don't know a good bird hospital, do you? 74 00:04:08,292 --> 00:04:10,192 You're getting all this, right? 75 00:04:10,294 --> 00:04:14,025 Well, at least the Orange County Register didn't say of your performance... 76 00:04:14,131 --> 00:04:18,033 "If this is who George Sr. Is, let's hope he remains missing." 77 00:04:18,135 --> 00:04:21,070 Meanwhile, they loved Dave Attell's risky choice... 78 00:04:21,171 --> 00:04:23,731 of wearing cutoffs while portraying me. 79 00:04:23,841 --> 00:04:26,002 In fact, Mr. Attell was portraying... 80 00:04:26,110 --> 00:04:28,670 Tobias's actual never-nude affliction... 81 00:04:28,779 --> 00:04:31,247 but this perplexed the Scandalmakers audience... 82 00:04:31,348 --> 00:04:35,250 due to the unfocused nature of the narrator's explanation. 83 00:04:35,352 --> 00:04:38,913 No, I think mine's worse. You should've seen what happened to me on the boardwalk today. 84 00:04:39,023 --> 00:04:41,548 They were laughing at me. Me! 85 00:04:44,028 --> 00:04:47,225 Those tapes are awful. Women tricked into taking their tops off. 86 00:04:47,331 --> 00:04:50,027 I have a daughter I don't want corrupted by the media. 87 00:04:50,134 --> 00:04:51,795 Unbeknownst to Lindsay... 88 00:04:51,902 --> 00:04:53,995 Maeby was a fairly prominent member of the media... 89 00:04:54,104 --> 00:04:58,871 as she had secretly conned her way into a job as a film executive. 90 00:04:58,976 --> 00:05:00,876 This Young Man on the Beach script sucks. 91 00:05:00,978 --> 00:05:02,912 She'd go to the guy just 'cause he said she's awesome? 92 00:05:03,013 --> 00:05:05,709 - You call that dialogue? - Hey, I didn't write it. 93 00:05:05,816 --> 00:05:09,343 No, but you're gonna fix it. It's a spring break movie. Find out what they sound like. 94 00:05:09,453 --> 00:05:12,388 Oh, yeah, right. Do you really think I look college-aged? 95 00:05:12,489 --> 00:05:15,720 I'm not drunk. But I'm willing to be. Hint. 96 00:05:15,826 --> 00:05:19,159 Oh, Mort, you're gonna be so easy to blackmail. Hint. 97 00:05:23,267 --> 00:05:26,998 This pig Phillip Litt is out there asking girls to take their tops off. 98 00:05:27,104 --> 00:05:31,131 - It's an outrage. - Well, of course you feel that way. You're jealous. 99 00:05:31,241 --> 00:05:34,506 You're a surfboard. But I do agree he is a pig. 100 00:05:34,611 --> 00:05:36,511 Hey! What the hell was that for? 101 00:05:36,613 --> 00:05:38,877 Can we stop worrying about girls with low self-esteem... 102 00:05:38,982 --> 00:05:42,076 and start focusing on sobering up the woman who gave us ours? 103 00:05:42,186 --> 00:05:46,520 - What do you think about rehab? - She won't go willingly. I can tell you that. 104 00:05:46,623 --> 00:05:50,252 May I make a suggestion? Get implants. Really. 105 00:05:50,361 --> 00:05:52,522 Wha- Come on! This stuff is expensive! 106 00:05:52,629 --> 00:05:55,928 So Michael set out to convince his mother that she needed help. 107 00:05:56,033 --> 00:05:58,934 Hello? Hello? I have a surprise for you. 108 00:05:59,036 --> 00:06:01,197 - Did I win the prize? - You won the prize. 109 00:06:01,305 --> 00:06:05,105 I won the prize! I won the prize! For what? 110 00:06:05,209 --> 00:06:07,700 We were gonna give one employee a week at the spa. 111 00:06:07,811 --> 00:06:10,371 We were even gonna put them in the ad, but then I thought... 112 00:06:10,481 --> 00:06:12,881 "What about Mom? She's elegant. She deserves it." 113 00:06:12,983 --> 00:06:15,213 I was gonna tell you at the office, but then I thought... 114 00:06:15,319 --> 00:06:19,756 "No. If I bring her around now, she might vomit on the overhead projector." 115 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:23,884 I'm so embarrassed about that. I don't think I was supposed to drink with my medication. 116 00:06:23,994 --> 00:06:26,929 Actually, it wasn't even her medication. 117 00:06:27,030 --> 00:06:29,464 Of course, I can't take Oscar to an elegant place. 118 00:06:29,566 --> 00:06:32,831 His only remaining pair of pants blew apart the other day. 119 00:06:32,936 --> 00:06:35,769 I was thinking that I would go with you for the week. 120 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:39,969 So what? I just stay here alone? I'm not exactly equipped to run this place by myself! 121 00:06:40,077 --> 00:06:42,136 You can't just leave me here alone! 122 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:45,580 - Have a great trip. 123 00:06:45,682 --> 00:06:49,083 But it wouldn't turn out to be a great trip at all. 124 00:06:49,186 --> 00:06:51,848 Hello. Welcome to Shady Pines Rehab. Just sign right here. 125 00:06:51,955 --> 00:06:54,719 Rehab? This isn't a spa. This isn't a spa! 126 00:06:54,825 --> 00:06:57,419 - Come here. Wait. Get her. Come here, Mom! - We got a runner! 127 00:06:57,528 --> 00:07:00,463 As Michael's mother was being held against her will... 128 00:07:00,564 --> 00:07:04,091 George Sr. Was about to be confronted with a similar problem. 129 00:07:04,201 --> 00:07:06,101 Kitty. How'd you find me? 130 00:07:06,203 --> 00:07:09,764 I thought you were dead until I saw Scandalmakers! 131 00:07:09,873 --> 00:07:13,639 They got so much wrong. But something about your son-in-law's comment... 132 00:07:13,744 --> 00:07:18,340 "Perhaps an attic shall I seek," had the ring of truth to it. 133 00:07:18,449 --> 00:07:20,508 Notice it wasn't something the narrator said. 134 00:07:20,617 --> 00:07:25,611 - You abandoned me in Mexico! - Kitty, honey, l-I know you're mad. 135 00:07:25,722 --> 00:07:28,452 Stop talking, George. You stop talking! 136 00:07:28,559 --> 00:07:31,790 I am in charge now. You're coming with me. 137 00:07:31,895 --> 00:07:34,386 No, I can't. I ca- I have a life here. 138 00:07:34,498 --> 00:07:37,797 There are people who- who depend on me. 139 00:07:37,901 --> 00:07:40,335 Fine. But I can't make any promises... 140 00:07:40,437 --> 00:07:43,372 about what happens to that cooler of evidence I have. 141 00:07:43,474 --> 00:07:47,376 If I could just have a moment to say good-bye. 142 00:07:49,413 --> 00:07:51,313 Meanwhile, at the banana stand... 143 00:07:51,415 --> 00:07:53,645 Maeby was hoping to find some witty banter... 144 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:56,150 with which to authenticate her feature film. 145 00:07:56,253 --> 00:07:58,778 I want the hot chick to serve me. 146 00:07:58,889 --> 00:08:01,187 What other words would you use to describe me? 147 00:08:01,291 --> 00:08:03,259 - Um, she's 15, and she's my cousin. - So? 148 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,989 So you can't touch your cousin- my cousin. 149 00:08:07,097 --> 00:08:09,190 You know, you don't have to stick around. 150 00:08:09,299 --> 00:08:12,996 I could just work late tonight. It doesn't matter, 'cause my girlfriend, she's out of town. 151 00:08:13,103 --> 00:08:15,003 She's actually kind of lucky in the end... 152 00:08:15,105 --> 00:08:17,596 'cause all these guys would be coming on to her. 153 00:08:17,708 --> 00:08:20,370 Yeah, you really dodged a bullet there. 154 00:08:20,477 --> 00:08:24,345 Nearby, Phillip Litt was making his latest video. 155 00:08:24,448 --> 00:08:27,679 Everybody gather around! Gather around! Ladies, here's the deal. 156 00:08:27,784 --> 00:08:30,116 We have hats. You have breasts. 157 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:32,586 You show your breasts, you get a hat, okay? 158 00:08:32,689 --> 00:08:36,250 So if anyone wants to get back at Daddy, now's the time. 159 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:40,854 - Whoo! Wait. Cut, cut. We got a surfboard in the shot. - Surfboard. Stop tape. 160 00:08:40,964 --> 00:08:43,558 We're here to stop you from taking advantage of these girls. 161 00:08:45,669 --> 00:08:48,866 You know what? You're sassy. You're sexy. You speak your mind. There's nothin' hotter. 162 00:08:48,972 --> 00:08:52,806 - Give her a hat, Barry. - I don't want a hat. I want you to leave these women alone. 163 00:08:52,910 --> 00:08:54,878 I'm giving them a chance to be idolized... 164 00:08:54,978 --> 00:08:57,208 which is an opportunity these women are never gonna have again. 165 00:08:57,314 --> 00:08:59,441 - I want to be ideolized. - Yeah, you do! 166 00:08:59,550 --> 00:09:03,213 - Eileen, stop it. You've got nothing to gain from that. 167 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,914 That's easy for you to say. You already have a hat. 168 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,389 - Come on, girls! 169 00:09:08,492 --> 00:09:11,791 This is no way to get your daddies to notice you! 170 00:09:11,895 --> 00:09:14,864 Nearby, Lindsay's own daddy failed to notice her... 171 00:09:14,965 --> 00:09:17,729 as he was being taken to a local motel... 172 00:09:17,834 --> 00:09:21,167 where he refused Kitty's sexual advances. 173 00:09:21,271 --> 00:09:25,230 You promised me power and a child, and I have neither. 174 00:09:25,342 --> 00:09:30,177 I'm gonna take care of this problem... on my own. 175 00:09:33,517 --> 00:09:36,350 You never promise crazy a baby. 176 00:09:36,453 --> 00:09:40,082 George Sr. Was abandoned and longed for Lucille... 177 00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:43,523 and Buster felt the same way. 178 00:09:44,695 --> 00:09:49,689 Upon her knee 179 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:55,102 - So fine to be - Whoo-hoo-hoo! 180 00:09:55,205 --> 00:09:58,766 Mother and boy 181 00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:00,775 Restless, Buster went to the kitchen... 182 00:10:00,877 --> 00:10:02,811 to find something to help him sleep... 183 00:10:02,913 --> 00:10:06,212 - when he came across Lucille's emergency stash of wine- - Motherboy 184 00:10:06,316 --> 00:10:09,308 which he mistook for a giantjuice box. 185 00:10:12,556 --> 00:10:17,619 It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. 186 00:10:17,728 --> 00:10:19,662 - Mama! 187 00:10:19,763 --> 00:10:21,663 And Michael, his mother no longer a threat... 188 00:10:21,765 --> 00:10:24,700 - Thank you so much for your understanding, sir. - met again with Cal Cullen. 189 00:10:24,801 --> 00:10:28,635 As I mentioned on the phone, she did seek help. 190 00:10:30,674 --> 00:10:34,667 And it was extremely moving when she finally admitted that she has a problem. 191 00:10:34,778 --> 00:10:36,905 We'll take good care of you here at Shady Pines. 192 00:10:37,014 --> 00:10:38,914 I'll take care of you, you son of a- 193 00:10:39,016 --> 00:10:42,383 Shady Pines is a wonderful facility up there on the hill. 194 00:10:42,486 --> 00:10:46,320 - You know, they used to film Sugarfoot up there. - No? 195 00:10:46,423 --> 00:10:49,483 - Were you a fan of Sugarfoot? - I loved it. 196 00:10:49,593 --> 00:10:51,458 Sugarfoot had been off the air... 197 00:10:51,561 --> 00:10:53,722 12 years before Michael was born. 198 00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:56,993 Sing the theme song of Sugarfoot along with me. 199 00:10:59,569 --> 00:11:01,400 - Yes 200 00:11:06,843 --> 00:11:09,243 Oh, what the hell. You're a good kid. 201 00:11:09,346 --> 00:11:11,246 - Let's make the deal. 202 00:11:11,348 --> 00:11:13,248 - Oh, great. I've got papers- - Michael! 203 00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:16,478 Remember me? Perhaps this'll jog your memory. 204 00:11:16,586 --> 00:11:19,714 - Oh! They're crooked. - I've kidnapped your father, Michael... 205 00:11:19,823 --> 00:11:22,018 and I have a cooler full of evidence... 206 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:24,423 that will bring down this corrupt company. 207 00:11:24,528 --> 00:11:29,227 Unless your mother meets me today at 4:00 at Señor Tadpole's. 208 00:11:29,332 --> 00:11:32,563 Spring break. Whoo! 209 00:11:37,574 --> 00:11:41,635 - Dad? - Michael's father had just been kidnapped. 210 00:11:43,980 --> 00:11:45,811 - Hello? 211 00:11:45,916 --> 00:11:49,147 And then he received a call that his brother had been found drunk. 212 00:11:49,252 --> 00:11:51,049 No, I'm fine. I'm telling you. 213 00:11:51,154 --> 00:11:54,385 For the first time, I realize that maybe I am better off without her! 214 00:11:54,491 --> 00:11:57,722 - Yeah, well, we've gotta bring her back. - Oh, thank God! 215 00:11:57,828 --> 00:12:00,092 So if we want to get that evidence back, and Dad... 216 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,222 Kitty is insisting on a meeting with Mom. 217 00:12:02,332 --> 00:12:05,733 - What can Mom do for her? - I don't know. I've gotta get my hands on that evidence. 218 00:12:05,836 --> 00:12:07,736 Problem is I just checked her into rehab. 219 00:12:07,838 --> 00:12:09,999 They're not exactly gonna let me take her to a bar. 220 00:12:10,107 --> 00:12:12,575 So, Gob, I need you to help me sneak her past the guards. 221 00:12:12,676 --> 00:12:16,442 Well, gee, I didn't think the woman I'd be checking out at spring break would be Mom. 222 00:12:16,546 --> 00:12:19,276 - She's better looking than the whores you date. - Don't call my escorts whores. 223 00:12:19,382 --> 00:12:21,907 - Mom's still got it! - I don't date whores! 224 00:12:22,018 --> 00:12:25,476 Stop it! Stop it! This objectification of women has to stop! 225 00:12:25,589 --> 00:12:28,251 - It's just Mom and whores. - No, how would you like it? 226 00:12:28,358 --> 00:12:30,258 Actually, that's not a bad idea. 227 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:33,420 I should turn the tables on men and see how they like being objectified. 228 00:12:33,530 --> 00:12:37,432 - Men with low self-esteem. Get their clothes off. - That is a great- 229 00:12:37,534 --> 00:12:40,799 That is a great social statement. 230 00:12:40,904 --> 00:12:44,965 I shall get the video camera. This is ripe for parody. 231 00:12:45,075 --> 00:12:47,339 This is ripe! 232 00:12:47,444 --> 00:12:51,346 He just wants to see boys'Linuses. Oh, God. 233 00:12:54,117 --> 00:12:56,017 Here we go. 234 00:12:56,119 --> 00:13:00,317 And so Michael went back to see his mom. 235 00:13:00,423 --> 00:13:02,254 L- I know that you're upset with me... 236 00:13:02,359 --> 00:13:04,953 because I brought you here under false pretenses... 237 00:13:05,061 --> 00:13:07,188 - but I really was worried about you. - Oh, please. 238 00:13:07,297 --> 00:13:09,288 I've been drinking since before you were born. 239 00:13:09,399 --> 00:13:12,368 So if alcohol is the reason I'm here, I've got news for you, bub. 240 00:13:12,469 --> 00:13:14,369 It's the only reason you're here too. 241 00:13:14,471 --> 00:13:16,666 Hey, you're mean sober too. 242 00:13:16,773 --> 00:13:19,071 Uh, listen. I need your help. 243 00:13:19,176 --> 00:13:22,339 Kitty has shown up, and she got ahold of Dad. 244 00:13:22,445 --> 00:13:24,913 She found him in the attic? 245 00:13:25,015 --> 00:13:28,974 They had a rerun of Scandalmakers last night. Everybody figured it out. 246 00:13:29,085 --> 00:13:31,076 She would like to meet you at a bar. 247 00:13:31,188 --> 00:13:35,147 She says she's got some evidence that could bring the business down if you don't go. 248 00:13:35,258 --> 00:13:37,158 You're sending me into a bar? 249 00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:40,388 Are you sure you can trust me to make decisions for myself? 250 00:13:40,497 --> 00:13:42,590 I just need you to find out what she wants... 251 00:13:42,699 --> 00:13:44,690 while I check all the local motels for Dad. 252 00:13:44,801 --> 00:13:46,860 All right. But here's what I want. 253 00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:48,938 A spa weekend with you. A real one. 254 00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:51,507 I want to spend spring break with you. 255 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,870 You have high self-esteem, right? 256 00:13:55,979 --> 00:13:57,879 Not after being in here. It's a nightmare. 257 00:13:57,981 --> 00:14:02,042 Michael, Mom. We've gotta go now. I created a diversion. 258 00:14:02,152 --> 00:14:03,915 You're gonna love this. 259 00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:06,045 I'd like to check my uncle in for rehab. 260 00:14:06,156 --> 00:14:08,056 I thought we were buying me some pants. 261 00:14:08,158 --> 00:14:11,059 Oh, of course you think that. You're high as a kite! 262 00:14:11,161 --> 00:14:14,358 He needs help! Any- He needs help! He needs help! 263 00:14:17,634 --> 00:14:21,536 And so Lucille was able to meet with Kitty at Señor Tadpole's. 264 00:14:21,638 --> 00:14:23,902 I want what's due to me- a Bluth son. 265 00:14:24,007 --> 00:14:26,407 And I know you have the material. 266 00:14:26,509 --> 00:14:29,205 Kitty was right. Ten years earlier... 267 00:14:29,312 --> 00:14:32,839 George Sr. Was taking an experimental hair growth drug. 268 00:14:32,949 --> 00:14:35,042 Fearing damage to his fertility... 269 00:14:35,151 --> 00:14:37,984 he froze a specimen of his reproductive material... 270 00:14:38,088 --> 00:14:41,251 in case he ever wanted another child. 271 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,417 Soon, news came out that the drug... 272 00:14:43,526 --> 00:14:45,756 although somewhat successful... 273 00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:48,990 wreaked havoc on the central nervous system. 274 00:14:52,302 --> 00:14:56,068 So what do you need me for? He's not taking the monkey drug anymore. 275 00:14:56,172 --> 00:14:59,164 - And you're the one who's got him. Not me. - Oh, you know why. 276 00:14:59,276 --> 00:15:02,404 He won't touch me. He said he doesn't cheat on his wife anymore. 277 00:15:02,512 --> 00:15:04,080 - He said that? - Drinking contest! 278 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,344 - He said that? - Drinking contest! 279 00:15:06,449 --> 00:15:09,441 Tell you what. I'll drink you for it. 280 00:15:09,552 --> 00:15:12,817 Oh, I heard you don't handle your booze so well anymore. 281 00:15:12,923 --> 00:15:14,823 So this should be easy for you. 282 00:15:17,794 --> 00:15:20,490 That one didn't count. 283 00:15:20,597 --> 00:15:23,998 And Michael met up with Gob to try and find their father. 284 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,261 I got it. From the banana stand freezer. 285 00:15:26,369 --> 00:15:29,270 The exact same kind of cooler that's in the photo with Dad. 286 00:15:29,372 --> 00:15:32,034 - What do we need another cooler for? - Ah, poor Michael. 287 00:15:32,142 --> 00:15:34,133 You do not think like a magician. 288 00:15:34,244 --> 00:15:36,371 - Such a "How'd he do dat?" - Uh-huh. 289 00:15:36,479 --> 00:15:39,141 It's a classic bait and switch. This is a decoy cooler. 290 00:15:39,249 --> 00:15:42,480 We take it in, switch it with the one from the photo and get out of there. 291 00:15:42,585 --> 00:15:45,452 Kitty comes back. Everything's normal. It's like we were never there. 292 00:15:45,555 --> 00:15:49,491 - But Dad's gone. - Long gone. But it buys us all the time in the world. 293 00:15:49,592 --> 00:15:52,686 I got it back, Mikey. The self-confidence. I am a magician! 294 00:15:52,796 --> 00:15:54,889 I'm saying, when Kitty comes back, notices Dad's gone... 295 00:15:54,998 --> 00:15:57,933 first thing she's gonna do is check the cooler, see if the evidence is still there. 296 00:15:58,034 --> 00:15:59,934 Buys us, like, one second. 297 00:16:00,036 --> 00:16:01,970 - I am a worthless magician. - Not true. 298 00:16:02,072 --> 00:16:03,801 - I can't even do one simple trick. - Come on. 299 00:16:03,907 --> 00:16:06,034 - I'm covered in sweat. Look at me! - It's a great trick. 300 00:16:06,142 --> 00:16:09,737 - Would've been flawless if you had a decoy Dad too. - Damn it. 301 00:16:09,846 --> 00:16:13,145 And I used a guy that looked just like him in my last bait and switch. 302 00:16:13,249 --> 00:16:17,913 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 303 00:16:18,021 --> 00:16:20,182 - Well, I'm no longer needed here. - No, no, no. 304 00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:22,190 I think the cooler's actually gonna help us. 305 00:16:22,292 --> 00:16:24,487 The extra second that it buys us could be the difference. 306 00:16:24,594 --> 00:16:27,859 Great. Just give me a couple of minutes to catch my breath. 307 00:16:34,604 --> 00:16:37,402 Lucille, minutes out of rehab... 308 00:16:37,507 --> 00:16:40,340 was engaging in a drinking contest... 309 00:16:40,443 --> 00:16:42,707 - at the behest ofher son. 310 00:16:42,812 --> 00:16:45,110 Let me know when you're ready, dear. - She's mixing! 311 00:16:45,215 --> 00:16:47,012 While right outside the bar- 312 00:16:47,117 --> 00:16:49,347 I know what the shape of a banana reminds you of... 313 00:16:49,452 --> 00:16:51,716 and I know that when I say "nuts," it makes you giggle. 314 00:16:51,821 --> 00:16:54,722 - But do you have any other response... 315 00:16:54,824 --> 00:16:57,622 to "here's a banana with nuts"? 316 00:17:00,363 --> 00:17:03,389 Why are we even going after this idiot demographic? 317 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,663 Don't you get it? They're not even eating these. They just like saying bananas and nuts. 318 00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:09,705 And I won't- I won't tell you why. That's your father's job. 319 00:17:09,806 --> 00:17:12,366 Come on! Let's see some bananas and nuts! 320 00:17:12,475 --> 00:17:15,205 Oh, perhaps we should just pull their pants off. 321 00:17:15,311 --> 00:17:18,246 Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing? This is where we shoot. 322 00:17:18,348 --> 00:17:20,976 Yeah, well, you've got competition now, 'cause we're making our own video. 323 00:17:21,084 --> 00:17:23,382 Will you just get over it! It's nudity. 324 00:17:23,486 --> 00:17:26,046 Just because you're ashamed of your body doesn't mean everybody should be. 325 00:17:26,156 --> 00:17:30,320 Oh, really? Well, let's see how you feel about what you're packing. 326 00:17:30,427 --> 00:17:33,760 You're a- never-nude? 327 00:17:33,863 --> 00:17:37,128 You're asking girls to take their tops off, and you can't even be naked? 328 00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:42,102 - I've gotta get this. - Lindsay, I've already got it. 329 00:17:43,339 --> 00:17:46,797 I'm back into cutoffs. Lindsay? 330 00:17:46,910 --> 00:17:48,810 I didn't see you at the convention. 331 00:17:48,912 --> 00:17:51,346 - No, I was in Germany. I teleconferenced in. - Ohhh. 332 00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:53,939 - Did you go to the seminar on chafing? - Dr. Schoenweiss. Yes. 333 00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:56,951 This is never gonna work. There's too many people, too many rooms. 334 00:17:57,053 --> 00:17:59,419 Michael, we can't give up. This is important. 335 00:17:59,522 --> 00:18:03,253 Believe me. I'd rather be down at the beach having drinks, howling at chicks. 336 00:18:04,861 --> 00:18:06,351 - Dad? 337 00:18:08,765 --> 00:18:11,700 Oh, my boys. Yes, you- you came for me. 338 00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:15,464 Yeah, hi, Dad. Uh, Gob's gonna get you out of those handcuffs. Can you do it? 339 00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:18,234 - One handcuff key coming up. - Great. 340 00:18:21,644 --> 00:18:23,612 What the hell are you doing? 341 00:18:23,713 --> 00:18:25,943 Swallowed a key just in case I ended up doing a show. 342 00:18:26,049 --> 00:18:28,779 - Come on. This is disgusting. 343 00:18:28,885 --> 00:18:31,786 - I'm doing this for you. - This continued for some time... 344 00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:33,981 while Michael switched out the coolers. 345 00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:36,456 - Why are you switching out the coolers? - It buys us time, Dad. 346 00:18:36,559 --> 00:18:38,686 - What? Like a second? - Don't worry about it, okay? 347 00:18:38,795 --> 00:18:41,628 When I get this evidence out of here, I'm turning it right into the court. 348 00:18:41,731 --> 00:18:44,962 Are you kidding? I don't care if the evidence gets out there. It gets me off the hook. 349 00:18:45,068 --> 00:18:47,559 - What are you saying? This exonerates you? - I told you before. 350 00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:52,334 I was a patsy. I was set up. I am tired of looking guilty. 351 00:18:52,442 --> 00:18:55,639 Well, that's- that's great. 352 00:18:58,348 --> 00:18:59,975 Now who's a horrible magician? 353 00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:03,985 That is a crown, you horse's ass. 354 00:19:04,087 --> 00:19:06,749 - How does that make you feel? - Awesome. 355 00:19:06,856 --> 00:19:11,486 And George Michael caught up with Maeby, determined to save her self-esteem. 356 00:19:11,594 --> 00:19:14,427 Look, I don't want to ruin your fun, but I hate to see guys treat you like this. 357 00:19:14,531 --> 00:19:17,227 You're better than that. To me, anyway. You're- 358 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,324 - Awesome? - No, I was gonna say you're- 359 00:19:19,435 --> 00:19:22,734 you're like this flower, and I know it's springtime... 360 00:19:22,839 --> 00:19:25,307 but I just- I'd hate to see you get plucked... 361 00:19:25,408 --> 00:19:28,070 by someone who doesn't even care that you're blossoming. 362 00:19:28,178 --> 00:19:31,170 That's what I've been waiting to hear. 363 00:19:32,949 --> 00:19:35,008 Maeby was referring to the dialogue... 364 00:19:35,118 --> 00:19:39,077 but George Michael had just rediscovered his feelings for his cousin. 365 00:19:39,189 --> 00:19:41,487 Hi, Ann. It's-It's George Michael Bluth. 366 00:19:41,591 --> 00:19:44,788 Um, when you get back into town, we should talk. 367 00:19:48,831 --> 00:19:50,731 Can I get you anything else, ma'am? 368 00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:53,028 No, thanks. I have to get back to rehab. 369 00:19:53,136 --> 00:19:56,037 - She's in rehab! 370 00:19:56,139 --> 00:20:00,098 - And so George Sr. Was free... 371 00:20:00,210 --> 00:20:02,269 and Michael and Gob absconded with the evidence. 372 00:20:02,378 --> 00:20:05,279 One heck of a trick you ended up pullin' in there, Gob. 373 00:20:05,381 --> 00:20:07,406 Truthfully, that wasn't part of the act. 374 00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:10,418 I was actually trying to get the key to come out of my mouth. 375 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:14,957 That part was very surprising, but I'm talking about how you helped me get Dad out of there. 376 00:20:15,058 --> 00:20:17,618 Thanks to you, this family could end up being okay. 377 00:20:17,727 --> 00:20:21,254 And Gob had finally overcome his own low self-esteem. 378 00:20:21,364 --> 00:20:25,266 Hey, aren't you that magician who always embarrasses himself? 379 00:20:25,368 --> 00:20:28,804 Not anymore. Not anymore. 380 00:20:31,841 --> 00:20:34,435 - Gob! - But he lost it... 381 00:20:34,544 --> 00:20:36,910 along with the exonerating evidence. 382 00:20:37,013 --> 00:20:41,006 - They're laughing, Michael. They're laughing. 383 00:20:41,117 --> 00:20:44,245 And that's how you narrate a story. 384 00:20:44,354 --> 00:20:47,585 On the next Arrested Development. 385 00:20:47,690 --> 00:20:49,749 Lucille gets some disturbing information. 386 00:20:49,859 --> 00:20:53,124 - Did you get the evidence? - Yes, and then Gob ruined it. 387 00:20:53,229 --> 00:20:57,256 After all the trouble we went through to switch coolers with the one from the banana stand. 388 00:20:57,367 --> 00:21:00,928 The one in the freezer? I was storing very important things there. 389 00:21:01,037 --> 00:21:05,497 And Kitty finds what she's been looking for. 390 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:15,980 There was 250 c.c.'s of your father in that banana stand! 391 00:21:16,085 --> 00:21:18,053 No touching.