1 00:00:01,012 --> 00:00:04,413 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,515 --> 00:00:06,506 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,617 --> 00:00:08,608 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,158 --> 00:00:15,853 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,029 --> 00:00:22,432 Michael Bluth was working at home when he noticed something unusual. 6 00:00:26,637 --> 00:00:28,537 That can't be good. 7 00:00:28,639 --> 00:00:32,040 Okay, I checked underneath, and there is a problem. 8 00:00:32,143 --> 00:00:34,611 - You know this isn't a real house? - It's a model house. 9 00:00:34,712 --> 00:00:38,113 Well, the drain pipes aren't hooked up. Just empty under the house. 10 00:00:38,215 --> 00:00:41,412 - Plus, there's a lot ofblue paint down there. - And some pieces of denim? 11 00:00:41,519 --> 00:00:43,419 - Yeah. - We've got a guy like that here. 12 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:45,716 Well, that's why your living room is sinking. 13 00:00:45,823 --> 00:00:48,553 And I think the city's gonna have to red-tag it. 14 00:00:48,659 --> 00:00:50,422 The city is sending out an inspector. 15 00:00:50,528 --> 00:00:53,326 They're gonna be crawling over every inch of this place. You're going to need to leave. 16 00:00:53,431 --> 00:00:56,730 Where the hell do you want me to go? Back to your mother's? 17 00:00:56,834 --> 00:01:00,270 I believe there's a freeloading loser in my bed. 18 00:01:00,371 --> 00:01:02,396 Buster just lost a hand. He's going through a lot. 19 00:01:02,506 --> 00:01:04,406 I'm talking about Oscar. 20 00:01:04,508 --> 00:01:07,136 Oh, yes. Your brother. I can see why that would bug you. 21 00:01:07,244 --> 00:01:12,011 In fact, Oscar had stayed with Lucille primarily to reconnect with Buster... 22 00:01:12,116 --> 00:01:15,984 - whom he secretly believed to be his natural son. - Hey, Uncle. 23 00:01:16,087 --> 00:01:17,816 I feel so responsible for that. 24 00:01:17,922 --> 00:01:21,255 Oscar had gotten injured on a shoddy device George Sr. Had invented... 25 00:01:21,358 --> 00:01:25,089 - when he forgot Buster was wearing a prosthetic hand. - Buster! The Cornballer! 26 00:01:27,698 --> 00:01:29,962 - It's my father's fault! - My fault? 27 00:01:30,067 --> 00:01:33,230 I was trying to keep you from burning yourself, you idiot! 28 00:01:33,337 --> 00:01:36,773 I mean, yes, yes. George Sr. Sure rushed this to market. 29 00:01:36,874 --> 00:01:39,468 The only reason she likes him is he has hair. 30 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:42,910 And the only reason he has any is because he's never had any stress. 31 00:01:43,013 --> 00:01:46,380 Yeah? Well, you could save me a lot of stress if you just turned yourself in. 32 00:01:46,484 --> 00:01:50,682 No, never. I can't go back to the joint. No, I cannot go back there. 33 00:01:54,091 --> 00:01:58,289 - Hey, man! 34 00:01:58,395 --> 00:02:00,795 Yeah! 35 00:02:03,567 --> 00:02:06,832 - It's a hell-hole. - I finally got the court to try you in absentia. 36 00:02:06,937 --> 00:02:09,405 Which means we're not supposed to have any idea where you are. 37 00:02:09,507 --> 00:02:12,965 So you don't have to go to prison, but you can't stay here. 38 00:02:13,077 --> 00:02:17,411 Remember that French movie we tried to sneak into once- Dangerous Cousins? 39 00:02:17,515 --> 00:02:19,710 No, l-Why? Did we- 40 00:02:19,817 --> 00:02:23,253 I don't remember that, no. 41 00:02:23,354 --> 00:02:25,413 George Michael remembered very well. 42 00:02:25,523 --> 00:02:30,222 In fact, he currently had a copy of the DVD hidden in his sock drawer. 43 00:02:30,327 --> 00:02:32,056 Kind of. 44 00:02:32,163 --> 00:02:34,222 Why do you ask? 45 00:02:34,331 --> 00:02:37,994 I got passes to the premiere of the American remake. Supposed to be great. 46 00:02:38,102 --> 00:02:40,195 It wasn't great, and Maeby knew it. 47 00:02:40,304 --> 00:02:45,207 The studio at which she'd finagled a job had hoped to avoid controversy... 48 00:02:45,309 --> 00:02:48,938 by artlessly explaining that the two leads weren't biological cousins. 49 00:02:49,046 --> 00:02:51,241 Shut up and kiss me! 50 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:54,618 - Where is everybody? - They've been fired. 51 00:02:54,718 --> 00:02:57,619 And you gotta fix this, or you're gonna be fired too. 52 00:02:57,721 --> 00:03:01,088 - Cut it down if you have to. - But it's only 71 minutes long. 53 00:03:01,192 --> 00:03:04,184 And it's only, like, 63 minutes long. So bring Ann. 54 00:03:04,295 --> 00:03:06,490 No, that's not her kind of thing. 55 00:03:06,597 --> 00:03:10,897 I mean, if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original anyway. 56 00:03:11,001 --> 00:03:13,595 I like the way they think. 57 00:03:13,704 --> 00:03:16,172 And later, at the office, Michael had another surprise. 58 00:03:16,273 --> 00:03:18,173 This can't be good. 59 00:03:18,275 --> 00:03:21,301 "Michael, it saddens me greatly to say to you... 60 00:03:21,412 --> 00:03:24,404 "that I can no longer work at the Bluth Company. 61 00:03:24,515 --> 00:03:27,382 - You've been a great boss"- - I'm sorry, Tobias. Do you work here? 62 00:03:27,484 --> 00:03:31,784 Do I work- I developed an eating disorder being your assistant, Michael. 63 00:03:31,889 --> 00:03:33,880 I never saw you at the desk. 64 00:03:33,991 --> 00:03:36,926 Well, excuse me if I was too busy on my knees in front of the toilet, Michael. 65 00:03:38,562 --> 00:03:40,462 "I have a tremendous opportunity... 66 00:03:40,564 --> 00:03:42,464 "now that the Blue Man Group has dropped their cease-and-desist... 67 00:03:42,566 --> 00:03:44,500 "and invited me to audition in Las Vegas. 68 00:03:44,602 --> 00:03:46,433 Also, I've developed some issues with food"- 69 00:03:46,537 --> 00:03:49,973 I'm sorry to interrupt one more time. Is this the real Blue Man Group this time? 70 00:03:50,074 --> 00:03:53,805 Tobias had recently been asked to address a group of depressed men... 71 00:03:53,911 --> 00:03:56,573 who had been described over the phone as blue. 72 00:04:02,419 --> 00:04:05,411 I feel like a- idiot. 73 00:04:05,522 --> 00:04:08,958 Fortunately, I found a wonderful circle of men to get me through that. 74 00:04:09,059 --> 00:04:13,257 Oh, before I forget, your old secretary, Kitty Sanchez, called... 75 00:04:13,364 --> 00:04:14,854 and wanted to meet with you. 76 00:04:14,965 --> 00:04:18,093 - I penciled her in for 4:00 today. - Why didn't you tell me? 77 00:04:18,202 --> 00:04:19,931 Oh, this is my fault too? 78 00:04:20,037 --> 00:04:23,268 Everything- No. No! I will not let this make me eat! 79 00:04:25,442 --> 00:04:28,377 So get this. Tomorrow I gotta go on record and say I don't know where Dad is. 80 00:04:28,479 --> 00:04:31,505 And now Kitty Sanchez wants to meet with me. 81 00:04:31,615 --> 00:04:34,049 And meetings with Kitty had never ended well. 82 00:04:34,151 --> 00:04:36,813 - Say good-bye to these. - Spring break! Whoo! 83 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,218 - Perhaps this'll jog your memory. - Oh! They're crooked! 84 00:04:39,323 --> 00:04:41,848 Plus, Dad will not leave the attic, which means he's gonna get caught... 85 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:43,859 which means I'm gonna get caught for hiding him. 86 00:04:43,961 --> 00:04:46,691 Well, why don't you get Gob to do your dirty work for you? 87 00:04:46,797 --> 00:04:49,698 Shall I knock Dad out and chain him to a pipe somewhere? 88 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,234 Or should I risk another herpes outbreak with Kitty? 89 00:04:52,336 --> 00:04:55,464 - Which is it this time? - Definitely not one of those two things. 90 00:04:55,572 --> 00:04:57,472 But are you upset about something, Gob? 91 00:04:57,574 --> 00:05:01,533 I made you a thank-you gift last week about which you haven't said word one. 92 00:05:01,645 --> 00:05:05,206 Come on. You asked me for $5,000... 93 00:05:05,316 --> 00:05:07,841 so that you could invest in a Franklin CD. 94 00:05:07,951 --> 00:05:10,977 Now, I assumed that you were talking about the mutual fund... 95 00:05:11,088 --> 00:05:13,249 and not a compact disc of you singing to your hand. 96 00:05:13,357 --> 00:05:16,417 Gob had recently made a recording of his ventriloquism act. 97 00:05:16,527 --> 00:05:18,757 "Franklin Comes Alive." Take one. 98 00:05:18,862 --> 00:05:21,524 He hoped it would break down racial barriers and maybe be a crossover hit. 99 00:05:21,632 --> 00:05:24,658 It ain't easy bein' white 100 00:05:24,768 --> 00:05:27,703 It ain't easy bein' brown 101 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:31,241 All this pressure to be bright 102 00:05:31,342 --> 00:05:34,903 I got childrens all over town 103 00:05:35,012 --> 00:05:38,175 Sometimes- Hey, where'd the guy go? 104 00:05:38,282 --> 00:05:41,513 I tried to express something to you in a couple of those numbers... 105 00:05:41,618 --> 00:05:44,348 and maybe, just maybe, heal this country a little bit. 106 00:05:44,455 --> 00:05:47,083 But you, you didn't even bother to listen to it. 107 00:05:47,191 --> 00:05:51,685 I did listen to it. L-l-l-I am listening to it. Gob. Hey. 108 00:05:51,795 --> 00:05:55,356 Maybe the reason I didn't say anything is 'cause I didn't want to embarrass you. 109 00:05:55,466 --> 00:05:57,559 It's my favorite, favorite record. 110 00:05:57,668 --> 00:05:59,761 Well, then you- you- up. 111 00:06:00,904 --> 00:06:03,429 Because I am so embarrassed. 112 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:06,236 It's a good CD. It's a really good CD. 113 00:06:06,343 --> 00:06:09,540 - I can't believe that you love it. - I love it so much. 114 00:06:09,646 --> 00:06:13,309 Oh, God. Oh, God, look at us. 115 00:06:13,417 --> 00:06:15,783 Crying like a couple of girls. 116 00:06:15,886 --> 00:06:20,255 Aw, you're the only one crying. But I love the music. 117 00:06:20,357 --> 00:06:22,382 - And the card with your face on it? - And the healing. 118 00:06:22,493 --> 00:06:24,393 Home run! 119 00:06:26,663 --> 00:06:29,097 We'll do your dirty work for you, Mikey. 120 00:06:31,001 --> 00:06:34,835 - You leave the rough stuff to Franklin and me. - Now I gotta listen to that CD. 121 00:06:34,938 --> 00:06:36,633 - Hi, Dad. - Right. 122 00:06:36,740 --> 00:06:39,231 You remember Franklin. 123 00:06:39,343 --> 00:06:41,903 - Hey, Franklin. - My man! 124 00:06:42,012 --> 00:06:45,004 - How 'bout some tongue? - Wha- Oh- 125 00:06:45,115 --> 00:06:47,743 But Franklin didn't want to kiss at all. 126 00:06:47,851 --> 00:06:50,285 Gob had soaked the puppet's mouth in ether. 127 00:06:50,387 --> 00:06:54,619 - And downstairs, Tobias shared his good news with Lindsay. 128 00:06:54,725 --> 00:06:56,989 "... once in a lifetime." 129 00:06:57,094 --> 00:06:59,995 Tobias, I am not uprooting my life and moving to Vegas. 130 00:07:00,097 --> 00:07:03,362 Maybe this is a sign that our relationship isn't working, and we should split again. 131 00:07:03,467 --> 00:07:06,994 Wait a second. I thought we were split up, and this would bring us back together. 132 00:07:07,104 --> 00:07:10,562 Well, maybe the fact that we don't know if we're together or not... 133 00:07:10,674 --> 00:07:13,040 is a sign that we should split again. 134 00:07:13,143 --> 00:07:15,134 Or stay split up. 135 00:07:15,245 --> 00:07:18,544 Okay, forget about Vegas. We'll stay here and get back together. 136 00:07:18,649 --> 00:07:23,643 - Or stay together and either rekindle or fan this fire. 137 00:07:23,754 --> 00:07:28,020 And soon, Gob was on his way to dump his father on the police station steps. 138 00:07:28,125 --> 00:07:29,752 Do you forgive me? 139 00:07:29,860 --> 00:07:33,626 And he decided to let himself off the hook using his ventriloquist skills. 140 00:07:33,730 --> 00:07:37,325 I cherish you, Gob. Come here and give me a kiss. 141 00:07:37,434 --> 00:07:40,631 I'm driving, Dad. Now! 142 00:07:40,737 --> 00:07:43,171 - It was weird. 143 00:07:43,273 --> 00:07:48,210 And that's when Gob noticed the CD and card that he'd made for Michael. 144 00:07:48,312 --> 00:07:51,645 It's not even open. Michael! 145 00:07:51,748 --> 00:07:56,481 Meanwhile, Michael's meeting with Kitty wasn't as distressing as he'd thought. 146 00:07:56,587 --> 00:08:01,024 The program has changed my life. And I have a sponsor now. He's famous. 147 00:08:01,124 --> 00:08:03,183 - That's great. - I can't tell you who he is. 148 00:08:03,293 --> 00:08:07,423 But let's just say that he was on Night Court. 149 00:08:07,531 --> 00:08:09,658 - Well, you look great. - I can tell you who it's not. 150 00:08:09,766 --> 00:08:11,666 It's not Bull. It's not Harry Anderson. 151 00:08:11,768 --> 00:08:12,860 - I got it. - He's white. 152 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:15,268 I know who it is. 153 00:08:15,372 --> 00:08:19,433 What happens is, when I don't have a man in my life, I tend to go a little crazy. 154 00:08:19,543 --> 00:08:21,340 - Mm-hmm. - But I'm keeping it together now. 155 00:08:21,445 --> 00:08:26,542 And I wanted to tell you I'm not gonna try to hurt you guys anymore. 156 00:08:26,650 --> 00:08:29,915 - Don't suppose I can get that in writing. - You did try to blow me up. 157 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:32,614 - Sorry about that. - Just don't piss me off again. 158 00:08:35,792 --> 00:08:37,453 You all right? 159 00:08:37,561 --> 00:08:40,928 "Oftentimes the heart acts without consulting the head, and thusly"- 160 00:08:41,031 --> 00:08:44,694 Oh, I see you wasted no time in filling my seat hole. 161 00:08:44,801 --> 00:08:49,431 Oh, no, no. I just came by so that you could say good-bye to these. 162 00:08:49,540 --> 00:08:53,840 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - It's the last time you're going to be seeing these. 163 00:08:53,944 --> 00:08:56,139 How ironic. I just found out I'm staying. 164 00:08:56,246 --> 00:08:59,443 - Will you take these back? - Okay, let's just all put our tops down. 165 00:08:59,550 --> 00:09:01,040 Just put 'em on down. 166 00:09:01,151 --> 00:09:03,119 You're not goin' to Vegas? 167 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:06,121 Sadly, my wife said no to my dream. 168 00:09:06,223 --> 00:09:10,887 So I shall continue to toil through this waking life. 169 00:09:10,994 --> 00:09:15,021 Wow, you are so real. Why can't I meet someone like you? 170 00:09:15,132 --> 00:09:18,693 And Michael decided that he better keep Kitty occupied with a man. 171 00:09:18,802 --> 00:09:20,702 At least until after his meeting. 172 00:09:20,804 --> 00:09:25,332 Hey, gang, I got an idea. Tobias, why don't you take Kitty out for the afternoon? 173 00:09:25,442 --> 00:09:27,342 - Huh? 174 00:09:27,444 --> 00:09:30,470 Are you trying to set up your former assistant with your current assistant? 175 00:09:30,581 --> 00:09:34,483 What a great idea for a Hugh Grant-Julia Roberts type movie. 176 00:09:34,585 --> 00:09:39,079 I recently heard that the actor, John Larroquette, was looking for a meaty character piece. 177 00:09:39,189 --> 00:09:40,986 And so, free of obstacles... 178 00:09:41,091 --> 00:09:43,787 Michael prepared to sign the affidavit... 179 00:09:43,894 --> 00:09:46,624 maintaining he had no idea where his father was. 180 00:09:46,730 --> 00:09:49,460 You have not been in contact with him. Are you prepared to do that? 181 00:10:04,147 --> 00:10:05,808 Officers! 182 00:10:05,916 --> 00:10:08,214 Michael, these men are here- just a little bit early- 183 00:10:08,318 --> 00:10:09,717 because we have photographic evidence... 184 00:10:09,820 --> 00:10:11,845 which discredits the affidavit you just signed. 185 00:10:11,955 --> 00:10:14,719 Are those balls? 'Cause the last time we were here, they were balls. 186 00:10:14,825 --> 00:10:17,123 These are not balls. This was taken with a traffic camera. 187 00:10:17,227 --> 00:10:22,790 It shows you in your car with your father within the last 24 hours. 188 00:10:24,635 --> 00:10:26,967 I wish they were balls. 189 00:10:31,008 --> 00:10:33,169 Michael was in police custody... 190 00:10:33,276 --> 00:10:36,370 after a photo ofhim helping his father escape had turned up. 191 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,539 Did you see that picture? That's you, right? 192 00:10:38,649 --> 00:10:40,810 Were you holdin' up a photo of me or somethin'? 193 00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:42,976 Of course you don't recognize it. 194 00:10:43,086 --> 00:10:47,079 - It's the card from the CD you didn't even open. - You found that, did you? 195 00:10:47,190 --> 00:10:49,852 Right between the gearbox and the "pull back from aircraft" lever. 196 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,827 So this is how you repay me for how I repay you? 197 00:10:52,929 --> 00:10:54,954 I actually did not get a chance to listen to it yet. 198 00:10:55,065 --> 00:10:57,363 Probably should've told you, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 199 00:10:57,467 --> 00:10:59,264 Oh, you're so sensitive. 200 00:10:59,369 --> 00:11:02,167 Just like when you whipped up those tears talking about how much you loved it. 201 00:11:02,272 --> 00:11:06,504 I will listen to it, I promise. But I'm in a lot of trouble here. Where is Dad? 202 00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:08,510 I've got him stashed away somewhere safe now. 203 00:11:08,612 --> 00:11:11,342 - Get him, quickly, otherwise I'm gonna be stuck in here. - Good! 204 00:11:11,448 --> 00:11:13,245 - I hope you rot in here! - What- 205 00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:15,750 And guess what else? Dad kissed me. 206 00:11:15,852 --> 00:11:18,184 How? He looked pretty unconscious in that picture. 207 00:11:19,756 --> 00:11:22,054 I didn't say he was totally into it. 208 00:11:24,461 --> 00:11:26,759 And George Michael tried to break up with Ann. 209 00:11:26,863 --> 00:11:30,094 I can't go out tomorrow night, 'cause there's this movie premiere at- 210 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,997 It's kinda racy, but- 211 00:11:32,102 --> 00:11:35,538 Oh, the cousin one? I can't believe it. I was just gonna ask you to go. 212 00:11:35,639 --> 00:11:39,405 - You want to see that? - No, I want to get the whole church group together. 213 00:11:39,509 --> 00:11:41,409 We're gonna picket those bastards. 214 00:11:41,511 --> 00:11:44,571 George Michael had only heard Ann swear once before... 215 00:11:44,681 --> 00:11:49,277 when hejoined some ofher youth group to protest the home of Marc Cherry... 216 00:11:49,386 --> 00:11:51,718 executive producer of the hit show Desperate Housewives. 217 00:11:51,822 --> 00:11:55,986 - It's a satire! - There's nothing funny about fornication! 218 00:11:56,093 --> 00:11:57,993 The bastard saw us! 219 00:11:58,095 --> 00:12:02,088 And the promise of another kiss was too enticing to turn down. 220 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,360 Well, yes. The bastards. 221 00:12:04,468 --> 00:12:08,063 Oscar, meanwhile, checked in on Buster. 222 00:12:08,171 --> 00:12:11,140 Buster! Buster! Be careful! 223 00:12:11,241 --> 00:12:14,335 - It's not a real hand, remember? - I'm so forgetful. 224 00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:16,639 - I hope you don't get that from me. - Get that from you? 225 00:12:16,747 --> 00:12:18,408 Do you feel okay? 226 00:12:18,515 --> 00:12:21,507 - Just forget it! 227 00:12:21,618 --> 00:12:25,952 I wanted to share my Pop Secret with you. Oh, but forget it! 228 00:12:26,056 --> 00:12:27,853 Pop secret? 229 00:12:29,126 --> 00:12:32,926 Pop se- Is Oscar my real father? 230 00:12:33,029 --> 00:12:36,021 Lucille, meanwhile, was on the phone with Michael. 231 00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:39,694 They're keeping me overnight. Could you tell my son I'm on a business trip? 232 00:12:39,803 --> 00:12:42,271 - Why can't the girl at work do it? - Tobias? 233 00:12:42,372 --> 00:12:45,102 I sent him on a date with Kitty to keep her off our backs. 234 00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:48,143 You better hope Lindsay doesn't find out. She'll be devastated. 235 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:51,112 - Find out what? - Your husband's dating Kitty the whore. 236 00:12:51,214 --> 00:12:54,775 He is? That's- That's horrible. 237 00:12:54,885 --> 00:12:56,853 Do I know my daughter? 238 00:12:56,953 --> 00:12:58,944 She only wants what she can't have. 239 00:12:59,055 --> 00:13:00,454 Since you're devastating people... 240 00:13:00,557 --> 00:13:02,923 tell Gob I'll be telling the cops it was him in the truck... 241 00:13:03,026 --> 00:13:04,926 so he'll be joining me here. 242 00:13:05,028 --> 00:13:07,519 I've got a nice, hard cot with his name on it. 243 00:13:07,631 --> 00:13:11,465 - You'd do that to your own brother? - I said "cot." 244 00:13:11,568 --> 00:13:13,798 Where's Mother? 245 00:13:13,904 --> 00:13:18,102 You lied to me. You said my father was my father, but my uncle is my father. 246 00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:21,666 My father is my uncle! 247 00:13:21,778 --> 00:13:26,306 At that moment, the guards played a CD they'd recently confiscated. 248 00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:29,715 Now I got a special thank you to the brother who made this happen. 249 00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:31,617 Is that Franklin? 250 00:13:46,036 --> 00:13:49,528 - Michael realized that he could never turn his brother in. - Michael! 251 00:13:49,639 --> 00:13:52,540 - Gob, meanwhile, was having a similar epiphany. 252 00:14:01,484 --> 00:14:05,386 Barry, it's Gob. Tell Michael not to testify. 253 00:14:05,488 --> 00:14:08,184 I'm bringing in Dad. 254 00:14:11,461 --> 00:14:13,361 Franklin. 255 00:14:13,463 --> 00:14:15,693 You've ruined the act, Gob. 256 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,927 And Lucille confronted Oscar. 257 00:14:19,035 --> 00:14:22,732 - You told him you were his father? - I did no such thing! 258 00:14:22,839 --> 00:14:24,431 - You're high! - You're drunk! 259 00:14:24,541 --> 00:14:26,975 Not this time. I've had enough of you. 260 00:14:27,077 --> 00:14:29,705 So say good-bye to these, because it's the last time- 261 00:14:31,882 --> 00:14:34,214 And Ann in a protest at the theater. 262 00:14:34,317 --> 00:14:37,047 George Michael? Are you protesting this? 263 00:14:37,153 --> 00:14:40,088 - This isn't the line? - Yes, he is protesting this. 264 00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:42,124 He even helped me make the signs. 265 00:14:42,225 --> 00:14:45,251 Well, only mine and the one that says, "This is a tricky, gray area." 266 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,387 - What are you guys protesting? - It's a disgusting movie... 267 00:14:47,497 --> 00:14:49,590 about cousins who are into each other. 268 00:14:49,699 --> 00:14:51,326 Are there any more seats? 269 00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:54,801 Yeah. It's the best 52 minutes you'll spend all day. 270 00:14:54,905 --> 00:14:57,100 Oh, no. We're making it worse. 271 00:14:57,207 --> 00:15:00,005 Prepare to be swallowed into the depths of hell! 272 00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:03,511 - I guess that means no kiss? - I'm not really in the mood for a kiss. 273 00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:05,843 This isn't Marc Cherry's house. 274 00:15:12,522 --> 00:15:15,320 - Where's your dad? - I don't know. I just got here. 275 00:15:15,425 --> 00:15:17,757 Oh, that's right. Mother told me he went to jail. 276 00:15:17,861 --> 00:15:20,125 - I'm so mad at her. 277 00:15:20,230 --> 00:15:22,425 - Guess who I just found out my father is? - Jail? 278 00:15:22,532 --> 00:15:25,092 Oscar! He didn't mean to tell me, but I figured it out. 279 00:15:25,201 --> 00:15:28,864 - No, I mean, my dad is in jail? - I wouldn't worry about it. Barry's very good. 280 00:15:28,972 --> 00:15:34,103 I'm going to take a long shower. I don't even want to smell like Mother anymore. 281 00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:36,201 I don't think we're supposed to shower right now, Bus- 282 00:15:36,313 --> 00:15:37,974 - Tobias back yet? - No. 283 00:15:38,081 --> 00:15:40,208 Oh, my God. He's really out with her. 284 00:15:40,317 --> 00:15:41,978 - Are you drunk? - Not enough. 285 00:15:42,085 --> 00:15:44,952 I pushed him right into someone else's skanky, bony arms. 286 00:15:45,055 --> 00:15:47,023 Well, let me tell you something, George Michael. 287 00:15:47,123 --> 00:15:50,024 You have to grab love while you have it. Don't let it get away. 288 00:15:50,126 --> 00:15:51,457 Oh, there you are. 289 00:15:51,561 --> 00:15:54,792 Oh, Maeby, everything's fine. Your daddy's just out. 290 00:15:54,898 --> 00:15:56,627 Yeah, we're doing great. 291 00:15:56,733 --> 00:15:59,327 Mommy's gonna take a bath with a bottle of wine. 292 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,336 - I don't know if we're supposed to use- - So get this. 293 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:05,704 All the press actually made the premiere a hit. There's lines for the next show. 294 00:16:05,809 --> 00:16:08,300 Thanks, buddy. 295 00:16:08,411 --> 00:16:12,404 - Hey, look at that. We didn't get swallowed up into hell. 296 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:18,910 And that's when George Michael finally got close to Maeby... 297 00:16:19,022 --> 00:16:22,048 who, by the way, might not be his biological cousin. 298 00:16:22,158 --> 00:16:26,652 Just then, Gob came home to retrieve his father from where he'd stashed him. 299 00:16:26,763 --> 00:16:29,561 - Dad's gonna be crushed. - You don't have to tell him! 300 00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:32,328 But Gob was referring to his own father... 301 00:16:32,435 --> 00:16:35,598 who he had hidden under the house. 302 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,570 Uh-oh. 303 00:16:40,677 --> 00:16:44,340 Gob had hidden his father under a house that had just collapsed. 304 00:16:44,447 --> 00:16:47,007 Children, you're small. Crawl under there. 305 00:16:47,117 --> 00:16:49,517 - We don't want to go under there. - He's not under there. 306 00:16:49,619 --> 00:16:51,519 He got away. Thank God. 307 00:16:51,621 --> 00:16:55,853 But then Gob remembered that this meant Michael would have to go to prison. 308 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,628 - We- - l- 309 00:17:01,164 --> 00:17:04,190 And Michael and Barry made their way to the arraignment. 310 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,860 Gob is bringing your father. Everything is going to work out fine. 311 00:17:06,970 --> 00:17:11,236 I wish they'd hurry up. But I gotta tell you, I am a little torn. 312 00:17:11,341 --> 00:17:15,437 My father, he has created a lot of problems for the family... 313 00:17:15,545 --> 00:17:19,311 and by staying in the attic he was insuring I would go to jail with him, but- 314 00:17:21,284 --> 00:17:23,184 Well, maybe I'm not so torn. 315 00:17:23,286 --> 00:17:25,049 - Michael. Barry. - Hey, Gob. 316 00:17:25,155 --> 00:17:28,318 - Where's Dad? - Great news. Dad wasn't crushed to death. 317 00:17:28,425 --> 00:17:30,086 - Was there risk of that? - Yes. 318 00:17:30,193 --> 00:17:31,751 Well, I handcuffed him under the house. 319 00:17:31,861 --> 00:17:34,989 But he got free- the pipes I chained him to weren't connected to anything. 320 00:17:35,098 --> 00:17:38,158 - Oh, I'm not prepared for this case. - Are you insane? 321 00:17:38,268 --> 00:17:43,638 - No "thank you" for trying? - I'm sick of you needing constant validation for screwing up. 322 00:17:43,740 --> 00:17:48,234 Let me tell you what's gonna happen. I'm gonna tell them it was you in the stair car. 323 00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:51,313 Well, let me tell you what's gonna happen. 324 00:17:51,414 --> 00:17:54,747 First, I'm gonna beat the crap out of you, then I'm gonna call an ambulance. 325 00:17:54,851 --> 00:17:57,752 Then knowing you, I'm gonna have to wait for some kind of an apology. 326 00:17:59,823 --> 00:18:01,757 - Come here! 327 00:18:04,194 --> 00:18:08,096 As the boys set to once again fighting in front of the courthouse- 328 00:18:08,198 --> 00:18:10,962 - Stop it! Stop it! - the family began to show up for the arraignment. 329 00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:15,367 I know you're in the middle of something, but I'm afraid I can't work for you today. 330 00:18:15,472 --> 00:18:17,497 I'm going to Vegas with Kitty. 331 00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:20,303 But Lindsay wasn't about to lose her man without a fight. 332 00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:22,435 Over my dead body! 333 00:18:22,545 --> 00:18:24,775 Oh, my- 334 00:18:24,881 --> 00:18:29,147 Hey! Hey! I said- I said enough! 335 00:18:29,252 --> 00:18:31,015 Now, stop it. 336 00:18:31,121 --> 00:18:35,319 I am so tired of this family fighting. The anger ends now. 337 00:18:35,425 --> 00:18:39,828 You're brothers, and brothers stick together no matter what. 338 00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:42,864 Families stick together. 339 00:18:42,966 --> 00:18:46,697 I have torn this family apart with my lies and my cowardice... 340 00:18:46,803 --> 00:18:49,533 but that comes to an end now. 341 00:18:49,639 --> 00:18:51,197 So I'm turning myself in. 342 00:18:51,307 --> 00:18:54,799 I don't want you to come and visit me in prison this time. 343 00:18:56,746 --> 00:18:59,340 'Cause you deserve Oscar now. 344 00:19:05,955 --> 00:19:08,355 Tobias, I actually fought for you. 345 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:10,358 I can't believe it. 346 00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:14,260 - I'm going to Vegas with Kitty. - Huh? 347 00:19:21,337 --> 00:19:23,999 Oh, George, I've lost you again. 348 00:19:24,107 --> 00:19:26,541 Take back Oscar, Mother. 349 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,543 I think I lost him too. 350 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:31,671 In fact, Oscar was on his way out of town... 351 00:19:31,781 --> 00:19:34,181 when he was approached by George Sr... 352 00:19:34,284 --> 00:19:36,252 who had just escaped from under the house. 353 00:19:36,352 --> 00:19:40,379 I want you to turn me in so you can get the reward, take care of the family. 354 00:19:40,490 --> 00:19:42,685 Why would you do that for me? 355 00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,419 Because we're brothers. 356 00:19:46,095 --> 00:19:50,054 Later, while George Sr. Was shaving his unconscious brother's head... 357 00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:54,569 he wondered whether there really was a reward, and ifhe could get it. 358 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:59,506 But there was no time, and getting even with his brother was reward enough. 359 00:20:02,345 --> 00:20:06,145 So it was Oscar who was going to be spending a little time alone in prison. 360 00:20:06,249 --> 00:20:09,707 I guess Dad finally came through for us. He actually made a sacrifice. 361 00:20:09,819 --> 00:20:11,980 Although who knows what he's up to. 362 00:20:12,088 --> 00:20:15,888 We should just stay away from him, let him have a little time alone in prison. 363 00:20:15,992 --> 00:20:18,790 He is right about one thing, though. We're brothers. We shouldn't be fighting. 364 00:20:18,895 --> 00:20:21,227 - We cannot afford to lose each other. - I can't. 365 00:20:21,331 --> 00:20:24,095 - I already lost a brother today. - Franklin? 366 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,964 Well, I didn't lose him. But he's all puckered and white. 367 00:20:27,070 --> 00:20:29,903 On the plus side, you can take him to lunch at the club now. 368 00:20:30,006 --> 00:20:32,406 That's the kind of joke he would have loved. 369 00:20:32,508 --> 00:20:34,408 Oh, man! 370 00:20:38,414 --> 00:20:41,975 - Please don't do this. 371 00:20:42,085 --> 00:20:44,246 - All right. 372 00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:50,022 On the next season of Arrested Development. 373 00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:52,651 I burned them on a Cornballer. 374 00:20:52,762 --> 00:20:57,165 Oscar, robbed of his fingerprints, has difficulty proving his identity... 375 00:20:57,267 --> 00:20:59,167 My hair's gonna grow back. You'll see. 376 00:20:59,269 --> 00:21:01,203 Tobias and Kitty go to Vegas... 377 00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:04,467 - only to find that his dream job has been filled. - You found someone already? 378 00:21:04,574 --> 00:21:06,439 Just came out of nowhere, this guy. 379 00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:10,342 And the great thing is, he's never out of character. 380 00:21:10,446 --> 00:21:14,610 And George Sr. Turns out to be right about the effects of stress. 381 00:21:14,717 --> 00:21:17,447 What's happening to me? Why won't it grow back?