1 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:20,925 Michael Bluth began his day with something he'd never seen before. 2 00:00:21,009 --> 00:00:23,177 I'm hearing good things about the Bluth Company. What do you think? 3 00:00:23,261 --> 00:00:25,680 Good news about his family's housing business. 4 00:00:25,763 --> 00:00:28,474 Old man Bluth is in jail. I think his son is running the company. 5 00:00:28,558 --> 00:00:30,560 Doesn't seem like a total moron to me. 6 00:00:30,643 --> 00:00:32,770 You know what? I've had this thing as a triple sell, 7 00:00:32,854 --> 00:00:35,023 and I am upgrading it right here, right now. 8 00:00:35,106 --> 00:00:38,693 I think this thing could even go as high as a "Don't Buy." 9 00:00:38,776 --> 00:00:40,945 - Don't buy? - Don't buy. I started off... 10 00:00:41,029 --> 00:00:43,614 - Mom, did you see that? - Don't buy Bluth! 11 00:00:43,698 --> 00:00:47,201 You build a house that's good, people are gonna wanna come... 12 00:00:51,122 --> 00:00:53,291 This sink hole spread a little bit more last night? 13 00:00:53,374 --> 00:00:56,419 Anyway, I'm gonna go to the prison. I'm gonna tell Dad about this news. 14 00:00:56,502 --> 00:00:58,296 I thought you said we shouldn't visit him. 15 00:00:58,379 --> 00:01:00,089 Visit, no. Gloat, yes. 16 00:01:00,173 --> 00:01:01,424 I've worked very, very hard for this. 17 00:01:01,507 --> 00:01:03,468 I sold the cabin property to keep us afloat, 18 00:01:03,551 --> 00:01:05,553 I haven't had any time to spend with my son. 19 00:01:05,636 --> 00:01:08,181 Well, now you can spend time with my son. 20 00:01:08,264 --> 00:01:10,600 I want your brother Buster to come live with you, 21 00:01:10,683 --> 00:01:14,479 and it's not because he has that horrible hook for a hand now. 22 00:01:14,562 --> 00:01:16,773 It's the snoring. Listen to this. 23 00:01:16,856 --> 00:01:19,317 Buster snoring, Wednesday night. 24 00:01:20,568 --> 00:01:22,904 It's driving me... 25 00:01:22,987 --> 00:01:24,322 You won't even know he's here. 26 00:01:24,405 --> 00:01:26,657 You seem more villainous than usual, Mom. Are you sober? 27 00:01:26,741 --> 00:01:29,869 - Michael, it's 8:00 a.m. - So, it's not that. 28 00:01:31,079 --> 00:01:35,041 I don't know. Maybe it's because I went off my postpartum medication. 29 00:01:35,124 --> 00:01:38,211 You were still taking that? You had Buster 32 years ago. 30 00:01:38,294 --> 00:01:41,005 And that's how long I've been depressed about him. 31 00:01:41,088 --> 00:01:43,716 Actually, I did go off it in the early '90s 32 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,343 but I didn't like what happened to me. 33 00:01:45,426 --> 00:01:47,178 Claiming she could take it no more, 34 00:01:47,261 --> 00:01:49,263 the young mother released the emergency brake, 35 00:01:49,347 --> 00:01:53,184 allowing her car to roll backwards into the nearby lake. 36 00:01:53,267 --> 00:01:54,769 Good for her. 37 00:01:56,813 --> 00:01:58,439 I must have gained three pounds. 38 00:01:58,523 --> 00:02:00,191 Why did you go off them this time? 39 00:02:00,274 --> 00:02:04,403 Well, apparently, mood-altering medication leads to street drugs. 40 00:02:04,487 --> 00:02:08,282 That's what this very handsome young doctor said on The Today Show. 41 00:02:09,242 --> 00:02:11,494 That was Tom Cruise, the actor. 42 00:02:11,577 --> 00:02:14,413 They said he was some kind of scientist. 43 00:02:14,831 --> 00:02:16,541 Maybe you should get away from Buster. 44 00:02:16,624 --> 00:02:19,001 Why don't you go up to that cabin in the woods? 45 00:02:19,085 --> 00:02:21,254 - I thought you said we sold it. - We sold the property. 46 00:02:21,337 --> 00:02:23,339 I worked it out so we could relocate the cabin, 47 00:02:23,422 --> 00:02:26,259 but it is gonna be up in Tahoe for another couple of days. 48 00:02:26,342 --> 00:02:28,928 Maybe you can take a date up there. 49 00:02:29,136 --> 00:02:33,683 How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? 50 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:40,940 The cabin. Yes. Yeah, that, well, that would be difficult, too. 51 00:02:42,775 --> 00:02:46,696 Please get back on the meds, Mom. We miss the old, old you. 52 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:51,284 I didn't even know that we had a cabin. 53 00:02:52,577 --> 00:02:55,454 Well, for what it's worth, Gob, I've never actually been there. 54 00:02:55,538 --> 00:02:57,248 Although he'd often been promised. 55 00:02:57,331 --> 00:03:01,586 Hey, pal, something's come up. This nice young lady has lost her puppy, 56 00:03:01,669 --> 00:03:03,546 and your dad's got to help her find him. 57 00:03:03,629 --> 00:03:05,881 Bad news, buddy. 58 00:03:05,965 --> 00:03:09,385 This young lady's dad is sick, and I'm taking her to the hospital. 59 00:03:09,468 --> 00:03:12,888 Come on, you're old enough to figure this out. I'm nailing this broad. 60 00:03:12,972 --> 00:03:15,975 Pardon me if I don't burst into tears, Michael, 61 00:03:16,058 --> 00:03:18,477 but at least he promised to take you. 62 00:03:18,561 --> 00:03:21,522 He just let me blindly enjoy my childhood. 63 00:03:21,689 --> 00:03:25,609 I didn't even know there was a cabin that he wasn't taking me to. 64 00:03:25,693 --> 00:03:29,196 - Mine's sadder. - I don't see you crying, robot. 65 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,532 You taste these tears. Taste my sadness. 66 00:03:31,615 --> 00:03:34,160 No. Not gonna lick your eye, okay? 67 00:03:34,660 --> 00:03:36,579 Well, I will tell you this, Michael. 68 00:03:36,662 --> 00:03:38,331 - I don't have a son. - He does. 69 00:03:38,414 --> 00:03:41,542 But if I ever do, I'm either gonna take him to the cabin in the woods, 70 00:03:41,625 --> 00:03:44,003 or I'm going to promise to take him but then not take him. 71 00:03:44,086 --> 00:03:46,630 But the one thing that I will never do 72 00:03:46,714 --> 00:03:49,550 is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods 73 00:03:49,633 --> 00:03:51,427 and then not take him. 74 00:03:51,510 --> 00:03:53,304 Gob was growing up. 75 00:03:53,471 --> 00:03:56,974 Well, the cabin in the woods is going to be stacked up next to our carport. 76 00:03:57,058 --> 00:03:59,935 But maybe we should head up there tonight, huh? 77 00:04:00,019 --> 00:04:02,772 One first time. 78 00:04:04,231 --> 00:04:07,026 Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. 79 00:04:07,109 --> 00:04:08,778 Tastes kind of like sad. 80 00:04:08,861 --> 00:04:13,282 Michael set off to prison to tell off his father when he discovered his son. 81 00:04:13,365 --> 00:04:15,409 - George Michael? - Dad, hey. 82 00:04:15,493 --> 00:04:17,328 - What're you doing? - I didn't want to miss you 83 00:04:17,411 --> 00:04:19,080 because you've been leaving so early lately. 84 00:04:19,163 --> 00:04:20,623 You slept out here to see me? 85 00:04:20,706 --> 00:04:24,543 Michael had never been so touched by something his son had said, 86 00:04:24,627 --> 00:04:25,795 but it wasn't true. 87 00:04:25,878 --> 00:04:29,465 He was hiding from his cousin after an awkward incident. 88 00:04:32,635 --> 00:04:34,929 They'd since been trying to avoid each other, 89 00:04:35,012 --> 00:04:38,641 which was difficult considering they shared a bunk bed. 90 00:04:40,935 --> 00:04:42,436 - Hi. - Hi. 91 00:04:44,105 --> 00:04:45,940 - I'm off to the car. - I'll be in the crawl space. 92 00:04:46,023 --> 00:04:48,484 Tell you what. How would you like to head up to the cabin? 93 00:04:48,567 --> 00:04:49,944 Can you afford to skip work? 94 00:04:50,027 --> 00:04:54,198 I think the President of a "Don't Buy" company can afford to take a day off. 95 00:04:54,281 --> 00:04:56,158 We're up from "Sell?" 96 00:04:56,784 --> 00:04:58,953 - It's happening, isn't it? - It's really happening. 97 00:04:59,036 --> 00:05:00,871 It's time for us to start creating some memories. 98 00:05:00,955 --> 00:05:04,625 You know, there's been enough disappointment in this family. 99 00:05:07,419 --> 00:05:09,713 There's only one sleeping bag, so we're gonna have to double up. 100 00:05:09,797 --> 00:05:11,173 Pigs in a blanket. 101 00:05:11,257 --> 00:05:14,885 Sorry, pal, something came up. 102 00:05:16,095 --> 00:05:17,513 It is worse to know. 103 00:05:17,596 --> 00:05:20,391 Gob was getting life lessons all over the place. 104 00:05:20,474 --> 00:05:23,811 And Michael broke a two month silence and went to visit his father. 105 00:05:23,894 --> 00:05:26,480 You came. Someone came. I'm... 106 00:05:26,564 --> 00:05:28,941 Only to tell you that the company is back on track 107 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:30,526 and it's because you're behind bars. 108 00:05:30,609 --> 00:05:33,571 And now I get to do with my son what you never did with me. 109 00:05:33,654 --> 00:05:36,073 - I'm taking him to the cabin. scar. 110 00:05:36,156 --> 00:05:37,658 And every night... 111 00:05:37,741 --> 00:05:40,744 I'm scarred, too, but my son is not going to be. 112 00:05:40,828 --> 00:05:43,163 And they cover it with soap, 113 00:05:43,247 --> 00:05:44,957 and you're supposed to thank them... 114 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,376 - So, that's it. That's all I came to say. you a favour. 115 00:05:47,459 --> 00:05:49,712 Is there anything you'd like for me to pass on to the family? 116 00:05:49,795 --> 00:05:51,589 I'm your uncle. 117 00:05:51,672 --> 00:05:54,049 I'm your dad's twin brother. 118 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,678 I'm Oscar. He switched on me. 119 00:05:58,178 --> 00:05:59,722 No one believes me. 120 00:05:59,805 --> 00:06:01,140 Unfortunately for Oscar, 121 00:06:01,223 --> 00:06:04,268 "You've got the wrong twin" was a very popular alibi. 122 00:06:04,351 --> 00:06:06,061 You simply got the wrong twin. 123 00:06:06,145 --> 00:06:09,106 We're quadruplets. You got the wrong two. 124 00:06:09,189 --> 00:06:11,942 - We're Larry and Dave. - You want Curtis and Jeff. 125 00:06:12,026 --> 00:06:15,070 I even started a website, imoscar. Com. 126 00:06:16,196 --> 00:06:18,073 I'm innocent, Michael. 127 00:06:18,157 --> 00:06:20,868 Imoscar. Com. 128 00:06:22,578 --> 00:06:24,913 No, don't buy it. I'm taking my son to the cabin 129 00:06:24,997 --> 00:06:29,376 and there's nothing you can say to make me believe that you are not my father. 130 00:06:29,835 --> 00:06:31,295 I understand. 131 00:06:32,379 --> 00:06:34,381 Your child comes first. 132 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:39,178 - Oh, my God, you're Oscar. - Dot com. 133 00:06:44,683 --> 00:06:48,604 So Michael returned to the office to try and free his uncle. 134 00:06:48,854 --> 00:06:51,273 Don't buy. Don't buy. Don't buy. 135 00:06:51,357 --> 00:06:54,818 Then he realised how much that freedom would cost his employees. 136 00:06:54,902 --> 00:06:56,945 Don't buy. We did it, Mikey. 137 00:06:57,029 --> 00:07:00,866 We're super rich again. And I'm gonna buy a car, the Volvo. 138 00:07:00,949 --> 00:07:03,994 No, Lindsay, you're not gonna start spending money. And this is not a Volvo. 139 00:07:04,078 --> 00:07:05,496 That's from sitting on the copier. 140 00:07:05,579 --> 00:07:07,790 - Lindsay... - Michael, I've got nothing. 141 00:07:07,873 --> 00:07:10,376 My husband dumped me and ran off to Vegas with Kitty, 142 00:07:10,459 --> 00:07:13,337 - that bleached blonde whore. - Well, he's definitely got a type. 143 00:07:13,420 --> 00:07:17,466 I can't believe he left me. I mean, this and these, 144 00:07:17,549 --> 00:07:18,884 and this. 145 00:07:18,967 --> 00:07:21,887 - That's the car. - This. 146 00:07:21,970 --> 00:07:23,222 Thank God I didn't spring for colour. 147 00:07:23,305 --> 00:07:26,100 Lindsay, the only reason you want Tobias is because you can't have him, 148 00:07:26,183 --> 00:07:27,768 and the second that you can have something, 149 00:07:27,851 --> 00:07:29,061 all of a sudden you don't want it. 150 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:31,313 That's not who I am, Michael. 151 00:07:31,397 --> 00:07:34,358 All right, maybe you're right. Maybe we should get you this car. 152 00:07:34,441 --> 00:07:36,944 Yeah, I don't know. It's so boxy. 153 00:07:38,946 --> 00:07:42,991 - Gob. - Michael, how's Dad? 154 00:07:43,075 --> 00:07:45,619 I don't know. It's Oscar who's in prison, 155 00:07:45,702 --> 00:07:47,996 and if I let him out, people will know that Dad is free, 156 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:51,041 and those people out there will end up paying for it. 157 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:55,087 Our dad hasn't tried to contact you, has he? 158 00:07:55,712 --> 00:07:59,049 Yeah, like I'd ever hear from that son of a bitch. 159 00:07:59,508 --> 00:08:02,010 Earlier that day, Gob received a letter 160 00:08:02,094 --> 00:08:05,931 from a group that reunited abandoned sons with their fathers, 161 00:08:06,014 --> 00:08:08,767 - called S.A.D. - Father-son reunion? 162 00:08:10,269 --> 00:08:11,645 But Dad's still in prison. 163 00:08:11,728 --> 00:08:13,564 But now the letter made sense. 164 00:08:13,647 --> 00:08:15,983 That son of a bitch. 165 00:08:16,066 --> 00:08:19,027 - Law offices of Barry Zuckerkorn. - Hi, it's Michael Bluth for Barry. 166 00:08:19,111 --> 00:08:20,946 Barry went to Reno to see your father. 167 00:08:21,029 --> 00:08:23,782 Reno? He said he's been visiting my father in prison. 168 00:08:23,866 --> 00:08:27,160 Yeah, Barry says a lot of things he doesn't mean. 169 00:08:28,370 --> 00:08:30,873 Well, I guess I'm going to Reno to look for Dad. 170 00:08:30,956 --> 00:08:33,250 Good luck, favourite son. 171 00:08:33,917 --> 00:08:36,587 So once again Michael went after the father 172 00:08:36,670 --> 00:08:38,505 who'd once again abandoned him 173 00:08:38,589 --> 00:08:42,676 only to find he was about to do the same thing to his own son. 174 00:08:43,927 --> 00:08:47,014 - It's not happening, is it? - Something came up. 175 00:08:52,311 --> 00:08:55,564 Michael had just told his son they wouldn't be going to the cabin. 176 00:08:55,647 --> 00:08:56,857 But the cabin's in Lake Tahoe, 177 00:08:56,940 --> 00:08:58,609 so I'm saying that's right near Reno and we could... 178 00:08:58,692 --> 00:09:00,360 Yeah, but this is gonna be like an adult trip. 179 00:09:00,444 --> 00:09:01,528 Aunt Lindsay will be here. 180 00:09:01,612 --> 00:09:05,324 Hi. Why don't you pop a tent in front with your cousin Maeby? 181 00:09:05,407 --> 00:09:08,577 - What? No! - I'm not really the outdoorsy type. 182 00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:12,039 Well, then this is a good chance for you to rub off on her. 183 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:19,880 As Michael set out to find his father, Gob thought he was doing the same. 184 00:09:20,631 --> 00:09:22,132 There's my guy. 185 00:09:23,467 --> 00:09:25,177 Hey, buddy, come on. 186 00:09:27,804 --> 00:09:29,681 Getting them to track down your dad, too? 187 00:09:29,765 --> 00:09:32,184 My dad actually had them track me down. 188 00:09:33,769 --> 00:09:36,897 But it does look like he's not gonna show. 189 00:09:38,482 --> 00:09:41,735 Kind of feel like that kid who found the severed hand. 190 00:09:42,903 --> 00:09:45,155 Hey, Dad, look what I found. 191 00:09:45,822 --> 00:09:48,408 Anything for his father's approval. 192 00:09:49,743 --> 00:09:51,286 Heartbreaking. 193 00:09:52,162 --> 00:09:53,497 You look familiar. 194 00:09:53,580 --> 00:09:55,874 I think that's because we actually kind of look alike. 195 00:09:55,957 --> 00:09:59,002 - Remember when I said Gob had a son? - I'm Gob. 196 00:09:59,086 --> 00:10:00,879 I wasn't just saying that. 197 00:10:00,962 --> 00:10:04,508 In high school, Gob became intimate with these girls. 198 00:10:04,591 --> 00:10:06,677 These girls got pregnant. 199 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:08,387 This one had a baby. 200 00:10:08,553 --> 00:10:10,847 And that baby would grow up to be 201 00:10:11,098 --> 00:10:12,974 - Steve Holt. - Steve Holt. 202 00:10:13,058 --> 00:10:16,478 All I ever wanted was to spend a little time with my dad, 203 00:10:16,561 --> 00:10:17,938 maybe go camping. 204 00:10:18,021 --> 00:10:19,773 I guess that will never happen. 205 00:10:19,856 --> 00:10:22,067 Look, I know this is gonna sound kind of crazy, 206 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:25,445 but my family actually has a cabin in the woods for one more night. 207 00:10:25,529 --> 00:10:28,031 Maybe we could go up to Reno, get the keys and go camping. 208 00:10:28,115 --> 00:10:31,868 You know, sort of a son-and-son thing. 209 00:10:32,202 --> 00:10:33,912 If Steve had had a father, 210 00:10:33,995 --> 00:10:37,332 he would've warned him not to go into the woods with strange men. 211 00:10:37,416 --> 00:10:38,542 But he didn't. 212 00:10:38,625 --> 00:10:41,336 - Sure, let's go! - Okay, great! 213 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:43,380 - This is me right here. - Okay. 214 00:10:43,463 --> 00:10:44,714 - Yeah, baby. - Steve Holt! 215 00:10:45,424 --> 00:10:47,801 Michael, meanwhile, arrived in Reno, 216 00:10:47,884 --> 00:10:50,762 a city competing with Las Vegas' successful 217 00:10:50,846 --> 00:10:54,141 "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas " campaign, 218 00:10:54,224 --> 00:10:56,601 and set about searching for Barry Zuckerkorn. 219 00:10:56,685 --> 00:11:01,314 Hi. I'm looking for a man who's probably in the seedy underbelly of Reno. 220 00:11:01,398 --> 00:11:05,152 The Christian League had the Seedy Underbelly shut down. 221 00:11:05,235 --> 00:11:06,820 Now it's a Swallows. 222 00:11:06,903 --> 00:11:09,990 Swallows was a family-style restaurant by day, 223 00:11:10,073 --> 00:11:11,283 and an anything-goes 224 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:13,618 - pan-sexual bazaar by night. - Welcome to Swallows. 225 00:11:13,702 --> 00:11:17,038 Can I interest you in a Smoothie, or an... Michael! 226 00:11:17,122 --> 00:11:21,042 Tobias, I thought that you were in Vegas with Kitty and the Blue Man Group. 227 00:11:21,126 --> 00:11:22,294 No, as it turns out, 228 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:26,798 the part that I'd destroyed my life to get had already been cast. 229 00:11:26,882 --> 00:11:31,469 The role was filled by George, Sr, who used it to hide in plain sight. 230 00:11:31,553 --> 00:11:34,806 That is until he choked on a marshmallow and almost died 231 00:11:34,890 --> 00:11:37,434 when no one noticed he turned blue. 232 00:11:37,517 --> 00:11:41,730 So, Kitty suggested we come up here to try out in Reno and... 233 00:11:42,063 --> 00:11:43,607 I'll be honest, Michael. 234 00:11:43,690 --> 00:11:47,944 Leaving Lindsay was the biggest little mistake I've ever made. 235 00:11:48,028 --> 00:11:51,573 I can't seem to call her, though. Damn this pride of mine! 236 00:11:51,656 --> 00:11:54,618 Tuna melt's up, and you need to flip the cushions in the grind room. 237 00:11:54,701 --> 00:11:56,453 Yes, sir. Right away, sir. Oh, great. 238 00:11:56,536 --> 00:11:59,080 Now I'm gonna be smelling to high heaven like a tuna melt. 239 00:11:59,164 --> 00:12:00,832 Tobias, what would you say if I told you 240 00:12:00,916 --> 00:12:04,169 that Lindsay might be willing to get back together with you? 241 00:12:04,252 --> 00:12:07,088 - I'll call her right now. - Actually, why don't you let me handle it? 242 00:12:07,172 --> 00:12:09,591 You know Lindsay. She only wants what she can't have. 243 00:12:09,674 --> 00:12:10,926 What would you do about Kitty? 244 00:12:11,009 --> 00:12:12,928 I can't lie to you, Michael. 245 00:12:13,970 --> 00:12:15,889 Kitty left me two days ago. 246 00:12:15,972 --> 00:12:18,141 There's a blue handprint on the back of your head, Kitty. 247 00:12:18,224 --> 00:12:19,643 Are you seeing someone else? 248 00:12:19,726 --> 00:12:22,479 Face it, Tobias. It's over. 249 00:12:23,396 --> 00:12:26,983 - Say goodbye to these! - Those are blue too. 250 00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:29,611 - There were blue handprints on them? - Yes. 251 00:12:29,694 --> 00:12:32,489 - And I swear to you, they weren't... - Yours. No, I know. 252 00:12:32,572 --> 00:12:33,865 It all points to Dad. 253 00:12:33,949 --> 00:12:37,202 Dad's in Reno, Kitty's in Reno, Dad's in Kitty, and he must be a Blue Man. 254 00:12:37,285 --> 00:12:41,331 - I'm gonna go check out the theatre. - Okay, I'll meet you there. 255 00:12:41,414 --> 00:12:44,959 I just have to break down the salad bar and set up the leather pony. 256 00:12:45,043 --> 00:12:46,252 What's a leather pony? 257 00:12:46,336 --> 00:12:48,922 I don't know. We don't have that at lunch. 258 00:12:49,798 --> 00:12:52,550 So Michael called Lindsay to say he'd found her husband. 259 00:12:52,634 --> 00:12:54,386 All right, I'm on my way. 260 00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:57,263 No, no I'll just bring him back with me. 261 00:12:57,347 --> 00:12:58,765 He wants to come home? 262 00:12:58,848 --> 00:13:00,392 I mean, against his will. 263 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,769 Well, knock him out if you have to. He's my husband. 264 00:13:02,852 --> 00:13:05,814 Just watch the kids like you promised, okay? 265 00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:08,233 - I'm not. - Neither am I. 266 00:13:08,316 --> 00:13:09,526 Hold it. 267 00:13:10,026 --> 00:13:14,656 And the kids found themselves closer than ever on the bumpy road to Reno. 268 00:13:15,573 --> 00:13:17,701 - Hello? - Lindsay, hey, hi. 269 00:13:17,951 --> 00:13:20,787 Michael said not to call you, but I missed you so much. 270 00:13:20,870 --> 00:13:22,122 You miss me? 271 00:13:22,414 --> 00:13:23,707 - What're you doing? - Nothing. 272 00:13:23,790 --> 00:13:25,083 - What're you doing? - Nothing. 273 00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:28,044 I was driving out there, but this is crazy. We have to be realistic. 274 00:13:28,128 --> 00:13:31,339 No, no. But I, the thing is, I can't leave Kitty. I just... 275 00:13:31,423 --> 00:13:33,967 What with, all the sexual intercourse and whatnot. 276 00:13:34,050 --> 00:13:35,510 You bastard! 277 00:13:35,593 --> 00:13:36,886 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 278 00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:38,054 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 279 00:13:38,138 --> 00:13:41,808 I will be backstage after the Blue Man show whether Kitty likes it or not. 280 00:13:41,891 --> 00:13:44,853 Sounds good. One quick question, though. What if Kitty's not there 281 00:13:44,936 --> 00:13:48,356 and I'm less of a Blue Man and more of a cocktail waitress? 282 00:13:48,815 --> 00:13:50,650 - She's turning again. - Hang up. Hang up. 283 00:13:50,733 --> 00:13:52,485 I'll see you there. Thank you. Bye. 284 00:13:52,569 --> 00:13:55,280 Michael was already at the theatre looking for George, Sr, 285 00:13:55,363 --> 00:13:58,074 when he ran into Barry doing the same thing. 286 00:13:58,158 --> 00:14:00,785 - Hey, Barry. - Hi, Mikey. 287 00:14:00,869 --> 00:14:02,036 So, how much do you know? 288 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:05,206 I know that Oscar is in prison, and that my father is a Blue Man, 289 00:14:05,290 --> 00:14:07,709 and that you are clearly in cahoots with him. 290 00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:09,169 - A lot. - Where is he? 291 00:14:09,252 --> 00:14:12,755 I don't know. I was gonna meet him here, but he must've seen you and run off. 292 00:14:12,839 --> 00:14:16,968 I was gonna give him this. $250,000 and a passport. 293 00:14:17,802 --> 00:14:20,805 - Just a passport. - Well, I was up for so long. 294 00:14:20,889 --> 00:14:22,599 Barry, you're fired. 295 00:14:23,099 --> 00:14:25,101 - What? - Yeah. 296 00:14:25,185 --> 00:14:27,562 Just like that? No warning? 297 00:14:27,645 --> 00:14:30,148 You're my only client. What am I supposed to do now? 298 00:14:30,231 --> 00:14:31,357 Turn tricks on the street? 299 00:14:31,441 --> 00:14:33,401 How much do you think I can get for that, by the way? 300 00:14:33,484 --> 00:14:35,445 All right, this is crazy. I've got to let Oscar out of prison. 301 00:14:35,528 --> 00:14:39,324 What about making out? $50, or is that just L. A? Am I just... 302 00:14:45,288 --> 00:14:49,626 Soon, Lindsay arrived at the hotel and the kids finally faced facts. 303 00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:52,587 Look, it was just a half kiss, all right? 304 00:14:52,670 --> 00:14:54,464 Maybe that's the reason why we're acting weird. 305 00:14:54,547 --> 00:14:57,091 It's because we didn't finish the kiss? Is that... 306 00:14:57,175 --> 00:15:00,595 Yeah, I mean, do you think we should just finish the kiss, get it out of the way? 307 00:15:00,678 --> 00:15:02,597 Let's get it out of the way. 308 00:15:04,098 --> 00:15:06,726 Kids, bring the bags. We're sharing a room. 309 00:15:06,809 --> 00:15:08,978 All right, let's meet back here tomorrow morning, okay? 310 00:15:09,062 --> 00:15:10,855 - Yeah. Are you... - Go. 311 00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,566 Yeah, I'm gonna... 312 00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:17,695 I'm gonna stay out here and watch that famous Reno sunset. 313 00:15:19,405 --> 00:15:21,074 Isn't it behind you? 314 00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:24,535 There's... Yeah, but there's mirrors. 315 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,037 It'll actually look closer. 316 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:30,041 While George Michael waited for the sunset, another set of sons arrived. 317 00:15:30,124 --> 00:15:31,960 Yeah, well, Michael said he'd meet me here. 318 00:15:32,043 --> 00:15:35,088 I guess I'll get the keys to the cabin, son. 319 00:15:35,672 --> 00:15:38,383 I'll go buy some fishing stuff, son. 320 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,010 So, where did you get this kid? 321 00:15:41,094 --> 00:15:42,679 Yeah, I guess I can tell you now. 322 00:15:42,762 --> 00:15:46,516 We were both waiting for our dads at the garden where the little boy found the arm. 323 00:15:46,599 --> 00:15:48,935 Kid's amazing, though. It's almost like... 324 00:15:49,018 --> 00:15:50,645 I wish he could be my dad. 325 00:15:50,728 --> 00:15:55,274 Okay, your dad's not trying to find you, your son is. That kid's your son. 326 00:15:55,358 --> 00:15:56,901 You're the dad. 327 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:05,702 I've made a huge tiny mistake. 328 00:16:05,785 --> 00:16:06,828 No, no, Gob, Gob. 329 00:16:06,911 --> 00:16:09,622 You can't just leave your son in the middle of a parking lot in Reno. 330 00:16:09,706 --> 00:16:13,251 And that's when Michael saw his own son in a parking lot in Reno. 331 00:16:13,334 --> 00:16:16,546 He drove all the way up here to be with me. Wow. 332 00:16:16,921 --> 00:16:19,841 Well, I guess I'm no better than... 333 00:16:23,386 --> 00:16:24,595 No, I'm better. 334 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:28,099 They were an hour out of Reno, when George Michael woke up. 335 00:16:28,182 --> 00:16:31,477 You were out like a light, pal. Our dreams are about to come true. 336 00:16:31,561 --> 00:16:34,689 - Maeby? - Definitely. We are going camping. 337 00:16:34,772 --> 00:16:36,482 It's finally happening. 338 00:16:37,817 --> 00:16:39,152 It's never happening. 339 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:46,534 Michael had just surprised his sleeping son by taking him camping. 340 00:16:46,617 --> 00:16:48,995 I put this off too long, and it's too important. 341 00:16:49,078 --> 00:16:51,664 Your uncle Oscar can stay in prison one more day, right? 342 00:16:51,748 --> 00:16:54,834 Not according to that day's blog on imoscar. Com. 343 00:16:55,084 --> 00:16:58,212 This, here, is way more important than me trying to find my father. 344 00:16:58,296 --> 00:17:01,591 Although, I was very close. I almost had Pop-pop in Reno. 345 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:03,551 Me, too. 346 00:17:03,801 --> 00:17:07,346 As Michael was forcibly taking his son out to the cabin, 347 00:17:07,430 --> 00:17:10,600 Lucille was ready to forcibly throw hers out. 348 00:17:23,070 --> 00:17:24,780 Well, that was a freebie. 349 00:17:24,864 --> 00:17:28,451 Lucille didn't trust herself to be in the house when Buster returned, 350 00:17:28,534 --> 00:17:32,163 so she headed off to the cabin Michael said would be unoccupied. 351 00:17:32,246 --> 00:17:35,333 Tobias, meanwhile, was looking for a way to make his wife jealous 352 00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:38,211 by convincing her that he was not only a Blue Man, 353 00:17:38,294 --> 00:17:39,837 but still with Kitty, 354 00:17:39,921 --> 00:17:41,672 when he came across a makeup woman 355 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:44,342 who, coincidentally, looked a great deal like Kitty. 356 00:17:44,425 --> 00:17:46,510 If this tableau I recreate, 357 00:17:46,594 --> 00:17:49,764 perhaps I can re-snare my mate. 358 00:17:50,348 --> 00:17:52,558 Gee, why wouldn't she want him back? 359 00:17:52,642 --> 00:17:56,437 And Michael and his son arrived at the cabin in the woods. 360 00:17:57,980 --> 00:18:00,816 Looks like they have trucked off the bedrooms. 361 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:04,654 Maybe we'll just set up some sleeping bags right here in the living room, huh? 362 00:18:04,862 --> 00:18:07,865 Lucille, meanwhile, heard a familiar sound. 363 00:18:10,117 --> 00:18:12,578 - Come on! - Mother? 364 00:18:12,662 --> 00:18:15,206 What the hell are you doing back there? 365 00:18:15,289 --> 00:18:18,918 I decided to sleep in the car so my snoring wouldn't bother you, 366 00:18:19,001 --> 00:18:23,047 and I left that recording of my snoring so you wouldn't know I'm gone. 367 00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:27,134 We're halfway to the cabin. I'm gonna drop you by this light. 368 00:18:27,218 --> 00:18:29,011 Or I could come with you. 369 00:18:29,095 --> 00:18:32,348 That might be the exact shot in the arm our relationship needs. 370 00:18:32,431 --> 00:18:35,977 Well, at least I'll have someone to talk to on the way up. 371 00:18:45,486 --> 00:18:46,946 This is fun, isn't it? 372 00:18:47,029 --> 00:18:49,407 This is just like when we used to live up in the attic. 373 00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:50,658 Yeah. 374 00:18:52,451 --> 00:18:56,622 - Or we could go back to Reno and... - Go back to Reno? 375 00:18:57,289 --> 00:19:00,835 What, you don't want to be here? I mean, you've been sleeping in the staircar 376 00:19:00,918 --> 00:19:02,878 just so we could spend time together. 377 00:19:02,962 --> 00:19:04,714 That's not totally true, though. 378 00:19:04,797 --> 00:19:06,716 I'm just in the middle of a problem right now. 379 00:19:06,799 --> 00:19:10,219 - Yeah? Well, let's talk about it. - I can't talk about it with you. 380 00:19:10,302 --> 00:19:11,345 Why not? 381 00:19:11,429 --> 00:19:13,764 It's just, it's about a girl, and you're not gonna like this. 382 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,808 - Is it about Ann? - No. 383 00:19:16,434 --> 00:19:18,227 Of course I'm gonna like it. 384 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:19,854 I like Ann. 385 00:19:19,937 --> 00:19:22,732 No, it's just... 386 00:19:23,566 --> 00:19:25,651 It's a problem without an answer. 387 00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:29,071 Well, every problem has an answer. You're probably just confused 388 00:19:29,155 --> 00:19:31,615 because you're going through all of this alone. 389 00:19:31,699 --> 00:19:35,494 And that's exactly why we need to spend this time together. 390 00:19:35,578 --> 00:19:37,705 - Yeah, I guess so. - I know so. 391 00:19:37,788 --> 00:19:40,833 So here's the plan. Tomorrow morning we're gonna get up early. 392 00:19:40,916 --> 00:19:43,836 Before we tell the cops that Pop-pop escaped from prison, 393 00:19:43,919 --> 00:19:46,756 we're gonna go down to the lake, we're gonna discuss your girl problem, 394 00:19:46,839 --> 00:19:50,009 and it's gonna be fun, especially the part about the cops. 395 00:19:50,092 --> 00:19:53,137 All right? Whatever your problem is with the girl, 396 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:56,307 we're gonna figure it out. That's what this place is for. 397 00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:58,350 That and cheating on Gangy. 398 00:19:58,434 --> 00:20:00,436 You know, I'm really glad you brought me here, Dad. 399 00:20:00,519 --> 00:20:02,354 Yeah, we needed this. 400 00:20:02,438 --> 00:20:05,858 And this time, I'm not gonna let the family drag me away. 401 00:20:05,941 --> 00:20:10,446 And the next morning, Michael rose early to spend the day with his son, 402 00:20:10,696 --> 00:20:14,658 only to find himself, once again, dragged away by his family. 403 00:20:16,452 --> 00:20:18,954 Dad, what the hell are you doing? 404 00:20:19,038 --> 00:20:21,957 Sorry. I can't let you let Oscar out of prison 405 00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:23,751 or they'll come for me. 406 00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:26,462 How do you like the cabin? 407 00:20:35,596 --> 00:20:37,890 Lucille arrives at the cabin. 408 00:20:38,057 --> 00:20:40,351 me. There's no cabin. 409 00:20:43,395 --> 00:20:44,647 Mother? 410 00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:49,193 Oh, my God! Are you still doing breakfast burritos? 411 00:20:49,610 --> 00:20:52,321 Maeby finds someone to help her forget her cousin. 412 00:20:52,404 --> 00:20:54,156 - Stood up. - Yeah, me, too. 413 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,075 - Her cousin. - Wanna make out? 414 00:20:56,158 --> 00:20:57,910 Yeah, sure. Why not? 415 00:20:58,744 --> 00:21:00,996 And Lindsay catches up with Tobias. 416 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,791 Get your hands off my husband, Kitty. 417 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,627 Did someone say "husband"? 418 00:21:08,796 --> 00:21:10,005 I want a divorce. 419 00:21:10,089 --> 00:21:13,717 And I would be thrilled to represent either one of you. 420 00:21:13,926 --> 00:21:15,886 That'll be $50. 421 00:21:55,050 --> 00:21:56,093 English