1 00:00:02,357 --> 00:00:04,234 and the one son who had no choice 2 00:00:04,317 --> 00:00:06,319 but to keep them all together. 3 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:13,618 It's Arrested Development. 4 00:00:16,788 --> 00:00:19,791 Michael was trying to include his brother in the business, 5 00:00:19,874 --> 00:00:21,960 at his father's request. 6 00:00:22,377 --> 00:00:25,880 So, the last couple of months have seen us haemorrhaging money. 7 00:00:25,964 --> 00:00:29,592 But he was finding himself overwhelmed by the change. 8 00:00:29,718 --> 00:00:31,720 Is it my turn to speak yet? I've got a good one. 9 00:00:31,803 --> 00:00:33,596 We're gonna wait till after lunch for the tricks. 10 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:37,434 That's not a trick, Michael. It's a business opportunity. 11 00:00:38,351 --> 00:00:41,896 Okay, you can turn the music off. I already shot my wad. Off! 12 00:00:42,439 --> 00:00:44,107 But that's tape! It's... 13 00:00:46,985 --> 00:00:51,114 I have got a quick way for us to literally be showered with money. 14 00:00:52,657 --> 00:00:55,118 That's where the penny thing would've... 15 00:00:56,953 --> 00:00:57,954 Bonus. 16 00:00:58,079 --> 00:00:59,956 Anyway, it involves us making some money 17 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,292 with our Mexican friends from Colombia. 18 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:04,294 I think they're called Colombians. 19 00:01:04,377 --> 00:01:07,422 Oh, I forgot. We're being politically correct now. 20 00:01:08,715 --> 00:01:09,799 Anyway, there's a company there 21 00:01:09,924 --> 00:01:12,052 that wants to develop some timeshares with us. 22 00:01:12,135 --> 00:01:16,181 I told them that we'll sell them our blueprints for 100 grand! 23 00:01:16,431 --> 00:01:19,225 Gob, we're prohibited from doing any business outside the country 24 00:01:19,309 --> 00:01:20,643 while we're under investigation. 25 00:01:20,727 --> 00:01:24,564 - Translation, "Wish I'd thought of that." - Nice translating, Dad. 26 00:01:24,689 --> 00:01:26,941 Also, I had this slogan made up. 27 00:01:30,779 --> 00:01:33,698 Underline "won't," 'cause that makes the competition look like maybe they... 28 00:01:33,782 --> 00:01:35,909 I'm serious. We're not doing it. It's illegal. 29 00:01:35,992 --> 00:01:38,828 And it's also kind of a stupid way to make a quick buck. 30 00:01:38,912 --> 00:01:41,790 - It's not stupid. You're stupid. - Nice pout, Dad. 31 00:01:41,873 --> 00:01:44,667 I wasn't calling you stupid, I was calling the idea stupid. 32 00:01:44,751 --> 00:01:47,086 And if you'd spend a little bit more time learning about the business 33 00:01:47,170 --> 00:01:49,005 and less time with tricks, you'd know that. 34 00:01:49,088 --> 00:01:51,591 If I didn't have a live dove in my pants right now, 35 00:01:51,674 --> 00:01:55,261 I would leap across this table and... You know what? Forget it. 36 00:01:55,386 --> 00:01:56,930 Let's go ahead and take five. 37 00:01:57,013 --> 00:02:01,601 Michael was frustrated, and returned to his office to find Lindsay. 38 00:02:01,684 --> 00:02:02,852 Gob is driving me crazy. 39 00:02:02,977 --> 00:02:04,395 You know, I finally got rid of him for a little while 40 00:02:04,479 --> 00:02:06,231 and Dad put him right back in the business. 41 00:02:06,314 --> 00:02:09,442 You two have always fought. I think I even have a video of that. 42 00:02:09,526 --> 00:02:10,944 You and half of Orange County. 43 00:02:11,027 --> 00:02:15,448 As children, George, Sr would often provoke the boys to fight one another. 44 00:02:15,532 --> 00:02:18,993 - He's calling you a liar. - I don't want your cards, Michael! 45 00:02:19,077 --> 00:02:21,830 He believed it created a competitive spirit 46 00:02:21,913 --> 00:02:24,374 which equipped them for the challenges of life. 47 00:02:24,499 --> 00:02:25,875 Let's keep it in frame. 48 00:02:25,959 --> 00:02:29,128 He also believed footage of the tussles would be a big hit 49 00:02:29,212 --> 00:02:31,381 in the burgeoning home video market. 50 00:02:32,090 --> 00:02:37,053 He soon franchised the concept with such titles as Boyfights 2, 51 00:02:39,180 --> 00:02:40,974 a Boyfights Cookout... 52 00:02:41,099 --> 00:02:42,183 Buster, get out of there. 53 00:02:42,267 --> 00:02:46,020 and Backseat Boyfights: The Trip to Uncle Jack's 70th. 54 00:02:46,104 --> 00:02:47,605 How do you think I feel? 55 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:48,815 You weren't even in the tapes. 56 00:02:48,898 --> 00:02:52,443 No, I was talking about my marriage. Are we still talking about the tapes? 57 00:02:52,527 --> 00:02:54,362 Apparently not. What's going on with your marriage? 58 00:02:54,445 --> 00:02:58,741 Well, as you know, Bob Loblaw and I have had a secret little thing going. 59 00:02:58,825 --> 00:03:00,785 Very secret. He doesn't even know, does he? 60 00:03:00,868 --> 00:03:02,620 He has not known of it, that's correct. 61 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:06,708 But last night he finally responded to one of my little hints. 62 00:03:06,791 --> 00:03:09,627 - Why won't you... me? - Look, I'm not blind. 63 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:10,962 You're an attractive woman, 64 00:03:11,087 --> 00:03:12,630 and you've been dressing like a common whore. 65 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:13,923 Well, I've been trying. 66 00:03:14,007 --> 00:03:16,467 But you asked me to represent you in your divorce. 67 00:03:16,551 --> 00:03:17,969 I can't see a client. 68 00:03:18,052 --> 00:03:19,971 Well, then recommend somebody else. 69 00:03:20,054 --> 00:03:23,766 Well, our copy boy is very striking, but he often has toner on his fingers. 70 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:25,852 I meant another lawyer. 71 00:03:25,977 --> 00:03:28,730 So now I have to tell Tobias we're getting divorced, you know, 72 00:03:28,813 --> 00:03:30,231 break the news to Maeby, 73 00:03:30,315 --> 00:03:32,984 plus fit an eyebrow pluck in there, all before the weekend. 74 00:03:33,067 --> 00:03:35,611 Perhaps you can talk to Maeby while you're getting your eyebrows plucked. 75 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:38,573 It'll look like your eyes are watering 'cause you're sad. 76 00:03:38,656 --> 00:03:41,534 Later that day, Michael went to his parents'apartment 77 00:03:41,617 --> 00:03:44,704 to talk about the problem he was having with Gob. 78 00:03:45,204 --> 00:03:47,582 - What's going on here? - They're painting the whole building, 79 00:03:47,665 --> 00:03:52,045 so I'm having the inside done, too. And that goes into storage, right, 80 00:03:52,128 --> 00:03:54,172 not into your apartment? 81 00:03:55,423 --> 00:03:57,717 What's Spanish for, "I know you speak English"? 82 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,886 Mom, if you're gonna speak to these guys like this, 83 00:03:59,969 --> 00:04:01,554 you might wanna sleep with one eye open. 84 00:04:01,637 --> 00:04:04,057 Actually, I'll be sleeping at your place. 85 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:06,392 The paint fumes are deadly. 86 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:10,354 - You know Dad's under house arrest here. - It'll be nice to get a break from him, too. 87 00:04:10,438 --> 00:04:13,691 Besides, I certainly can't recuperate here. 88 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:15,109 Recuperate? 89 00:04:15,401 --> 00:04:18,154 I didn't wanna worry anyone. It's a routine procedure. 90 00:04:18,237 --> 00:04:20,865 - Very common for women my age. - I see. 91 00:04:20,948 --> 00:04:23,701 The apartment's not the only thing getting a facelift, huh? 92 00:04:23,785 --> 00:04:26,162 Hope you kept your punch card. You're about due for a free one. 93 00:04:26,287 --> 00:04:28,539 - We have to pay for the paint. - No, no, you're not getting a centavo 94 00:04:28,623 --> 00:04:30,166 until you finish all the work. 95 00:04:30,249 --> 00:04:32,710 You guys are both gonna be sleeping with your eyes open. 96 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:34,337 Mom, however, will not have a choice. 97 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:36,380 Dad, need you to help me get rid of Gob. 98 00:04:36,464 --> 00:04:38,424 That ship sailed 35 years ago. 99 00:04:38,508 --> 00:04:40,009 He doesn't know anything about the business. 100 00:04:40,093 --> 00:04:43,137 Today he suggested that we do an illegal Colombian deal. 101 00:04:43,221 --> 00:04:44,931 You said that was legal. 102 00:04:45,014 --> 00:04:48,142 - It was your idea, Dad? - I may have mentioned it. 103 00:04:48,226 --> 00:04:50,228 You told Gob to do it, didn't you? 104 00:04:50,311 --> 00:04:52,396 Did you just wanna get us at each other's throats again 105 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,440 like you used to do with the Boyfights videos? 106 00:04:54,524 --> 00:04:55,733 Boyfights? 107 00:04:58,152 --> 00:04:59,403 We have this video. 108 00:04:59,529 --> 00:05:02,240 The tapes were a big hit in Latin America. 109 00:05:02,323 --> 00:05:05,034 Don't look at me. I had nothing to do with them. 110 00:05:05,117 --> 00:05:07,411 Except for some of the Baby-Buster shorts. 111 00:05:07,495 --> 00:05:08,913 And maybe I was trying to teach you something. 112 00:05:08,996 --> 00:05:10,957 Maybe I was trying to teach you how to compete. 113 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:14,418 I didn't do it with Buster, and look how he turned out. 114 00:05:14,502 --> 00:05:15,878 Is Buster. 115 00:05:22,510 --> 00:05:25,304 Boy, those tapes made quite an impression on these three painters. 116 00:05:25,388 --> 00:05:27,223 I think I turned out pretty darn well myself. 117 00:05:27,306 --> 00:05:29,016 You just turned out great. 118 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:32,770 I used my contacts to get you a job, and you quit! 119 00:05:33,271 --> 00:05:36,440 The job was at an Iraqi-owned toy store 120 00:05:36,649 --> 00:05:38,985 that was hoping to deter shoplifting. 121 00:05:39,068 --> 00:05:42,905 Okay, I'll just take off this cheap fake hand, 122 00:05:43,322 --> 00:05:47,577 and we're gonna put on this sign. Beautiful. You like? 123 00:05:48,077 --> 00:05:49,912 They only wanted me because I had one hand. 124 00:05:49,996 --> 00:05:52,540 And I won't do it. That's not the way Mother is raising me. 125 00:05:52,623 --> 00:05:55,251 Like I won't compete with my older brother anymore 126 00:05:55,334 --> 00:05:58,546 despite the way Father raised me. We'll show you. 127 00:05:58,629 --> 00:06:01,674 Just like I showed Mr al-Jibaaly Muhammed a-Abat. 128 00:06:01,757 --> 00:06:03,509 I stole this sign. 129 00:06:04,969 --> 00:06:07,263 Of course, I left my hand there also. 130 00:06:08,598 --> 00:06:11,434 But FAO al-Jibaaly Muhammed a-Abat 131 00:06:11,517 --> 00:06:14,812 wasn't the only one having trouble scaring kids. 132 00:06:15,438 --> 00:06:20,776 So was Hollywood's third youngest movie studio executive Maeby Fünke. 133 00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:23,029 The creature's in your imagination. 134 00:06:28,701 --> 00:06:31,495 That's the bloodsucker? It looks like Alf. 135 00:06:31,579 --> 00:06:32,747 You got a week to fix it. 136 00:06:32,830 --> 00:06:35,458 This must be the creature that ate our cat. 137 00:06:37,501 --> 00:06:39,295 And Michael met up with Gob. 138 00:06:39,378 --> 00:06:42,506 Gob, why didn't you tell me that Colombian thing was Dad's idea? 139 00:06:42,590 --> 00:06:45,051 Well, Dad said not to, because you don't think I'm smart, 140 00:06:45,134 --> 00:06:46,719 and that I should take credit for it. 141 00:06:46,802 --> 00:06:49,263 Well, it was just Dad trying to turn us against each other again. 142 00:06:49,347 --> 00:06:51,474 And of course I think you're smart, okay? 143 00:06:51,557 --> 00:06:53,309 What's going on down there? What are you doing? 144 00:06:53,392 --> 00:06:55,895 You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. 145 00:06:55,978 --> 00:06:57,813 That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. 146 00:06:57,897 --> 00:07:01,192 Look, I know that I don't know about this housing stuff. 147 00:07:01,275 --> 00:07:03,819 But I've got this Christian girlfriend now, 148 00:07:03,944 --> 00:07:08,074 and she's trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son. 149 00:07:08,157 --> 00:07:11,827 And I'm trying to get her to renounce God and... me. 150 00:07:11,952 --> 00:07:14,830 And I just wanna prove to her that I'm worth it. 151 00:07:14,914 --> 00:07:16,916 Well, as always, Gob, a mixed bag there. 152 00:07:16,999 --> 00:07:19,418 But I think the middle part sounded pretty admirable for a second, 153 00:07:19,502 --> 00:07:20,586 so here's what I wanna do. 154 00:07:20,669 --> 00:07:23,464 I wanna get you your own banana-stand franchise, 155 00:07:23,547 --> 00:07:25,174 and you can have Steve work at it. 156 00:07:25,257 --> 00:07:26,884 - You'd do that for me? - Yes. 157 00:07:26,967 --> 00:07:30,096 - Yeah, you can design your own shack... - Choose my own location? 158 00:07:30,179 --> 00:07:32,598 Whatever you want. You're gonna be 100% in charge, all right? 159 00:07:32,681 --> 00:07:34,225 But the most important thing is that 160 00:07:34,308 --> 00:07:37,186 we never let Dad turn us against each other again. 161 00:07:37,269 --> 00:07:38,687 Thanks, Michael. 162 00:07:44,527 --> 00:07:46,737 If you feel something moving down there, it's just the bird. 163 00:07:46,821 --> 00:07:47,947 I know it. 164 00:07:52,284 --> 00:07:55,246 And a few days later, Michael got a call from his son. 165 00:07:55,329 --> 00:07:56,413 - Hello. - Hey, Dad. 166 00:07:56,497 --> 00:07:58,332 Did you know Gob started a banana stand? 167 00:07:58,415 --> 00:08:01,127 Yeah, that was my idea. I'm trying to get us to be less competitive. 168 00:08:01,210 --> 00:08:03,003 That's gonna be difficult. 169 00:08:04,964 --> 00:08:07,007 Plus, they have a very aggressive slogan. 170 00:08:14,265 --> 00:08:16,892 Gob had opened a new frozen banana stand, 171 00:08:16,976 --> 00:08:20,646 like, 20 feet from the old frozen banana stand. 172 00:08:20,729 --> 00:08:22,898 What's going on? You just put the stand right here? 173 00:08:22,982 --> 00:08:25,985 Did the research. You know that more frozen bananas are sold right here 174 00:08:26,068 --> 00:08:28,028 on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? 175 00:08:28,112 --> 00:08:29,363 - Don't call it that. - Also gonna need a cheque 176 00:08:29,488 --> 00:08:31,198 'cause I kind of went out-of-pocket on the new sign. 177 00:08:31,282 --> 00:08:33,534 And I need some bananas and some chocolate from the other branch. 178 00:08:33,617 --> 00:08:34,785 Just go ahead. Just take the sign down. 179 00:08:34,869 --> 00:08:36,370 Take the whole booth down, as a matter of fact. 180 00:08:36,453 --> 00:08:39,790 - You're cannibalising our business. - You're just scared of a little competish. 181 00:08:39,874 --> 00:08:42,042 Well, you know, you guys don't even have bananas, so I'm not too worried. 182 00:08:42,126 --> 00:08:43,294 In fact, you know what? 183 00:08:43,377 --> 00:08:46,005 Me and my son are gonna go ahead and kick your little shack's ass. 184 00:08:46,088 --> 00:08:48,299 Dad, it's okay. We can just work together with them, you know. 185 00:08:48,382 --> 00:08:51,468 Yeah, I mean, that makes sense. We don't really even know the recipe yet. 186 00:08:51,552 --> 00:08:53,971 There's no recipe. You just freeze a banana and then you stick it in... 187 00:08:54,054 --> 00:08:55,598 - Don't tell them. - Stick it in the what? Stick it in the what? 188 00:08:55,681 --> 00:08:57,391 No, it's okay, Son. We'll figure it out. 189 00:08:57,474 --> 00:08:59,435 And when we do, we'll have the last laugh. 190 00:08:59,518 --> 00:09:02,605 We'll be the laughing stock of the boardwalk. 191 00:09:03,814 --> 00:09:05,816 Meanwhile, Lindsay was preparing for her own competition. 192 00:09:07,109 --> 00:09:09,445 This is Treat. He'll be representing you. 193 00:09:09,528 --> 00:09:12,531 He started off as my paralegal, but he's a lawyer now. 194 00:09:12,615 --> 00:09:13,866 As of next Monday. 195 00:09:13,949 --> 00:09:16,952 Well, we'll fudge that. Lindsay, just do me one favour. 196 00:09:17,036 --> 00:09:20,331 Don't mention me by name when you talk about your future plans for dating. 197 00:09:20,414 --> 00:09:22,124 It reflects poorly on me. 198 00:09:22,207 --> 00:09:25,544 - Right, right. The conflict of interest. - Yeah, that, too. 199 00:09:27,630 --> 00:09:30,466 - Hello, Lindsay. - Tobias, did you get a lawyer? 200 00:09:30,549 --> 00:09:34,470 Only the best-looking and best-educated lawyer in the whole OC. 201 00:09:34,553 --> 00:09:35,929 - Don't call it that. - Okay. 202 00:09:36,013 --> 00:09:39,016 - Bob Loblaw. How are you? - Bob's representing you? 203 00:09:39,099 --> 00:09:40,309 He was. 204 00:09:40,684 --> 00:09:43,896 One day earlier, Tobias had spoken to him on the phone. 205 00:09:43,979 --> 00:09:46,190 whether or not those promises were made explicit. 206 00:09:46,273 --> 00:09:49,777 You want me to be explicit? 207 00:09:51,028 --> 00:09:54,823 Anyway, as it turns out, Bob was offering to be my lawyer. 208 00:09:56,283 --> 00:10:00,120 And that night Buster arrived with a post-op Lucille. 209 00:10:00,454 --> 00:10:01,872 There she is. 210 00:10:03,957 --> 00:10:05,667 She wants to know where you want to put her. 211 00:10:05,751 --> 00:10:07,336 She can take my room. 212 00:10:07,711 --> 00:10:10,339 She wants to know if I can sleep there, too. 213 00:10:11,215 --> 00:10:15,719 She said that's very important to her. All right, I'll meet you up there, Mother. 214 00:10:19,390 --> 00:10:22,059 You better not lock it! I'll kick it in! 215 00:10:22,142 --> 00:10:25,896 By the way, doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. 216 00:10:26,563 --> 00:10:29,650 I was like, "Make it two weeks. See if I care!" 217 00:10:30,526 --> 00:10:33,237 - Got a new hand? - Oh, yeah, I'm trying it out. 218 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,198 Guess who I ran into at the prosthetics shop while I was waiting for Mother? 219 00:10:36,281 --> 00:10:37,533 Sorry, no refunds. 220 00:10:37,658 --> 00:10:41,370 And that's why you don't take your foot out of its wrapper. 221 00:10:41,453 --> 00:10:42,830 J. Walter Weatherman. 222 00:10:42,913 --> 00:10:46,291 You're the man who used to scare us as children, and one time as an adult. 223 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:51,004 George, Sr had always used him to teach his children lasting lessons. 224 00:10:51,797 --> 00:10:55,551 They usually involved his prosthetic arm being ripped off. 225 00:10:57,427 --> 00:11:01,348 And that's why you always leave a note. 226 00:11:01,849 --> 00:11:04,226 You're one of George Bluth's kids. 227 00:11:04,309 --> 00:11:07,146 Hey, I guess you'll be scaring children yourself now. 228 00:11:07,229 --> 00:11:08,397 As a matter of fact, I won't. 229 00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:13,277 If anything, it strengthened my resolve to be more than just a one-armed man, 230 00:11:13,652 --> 00:11:16,321 even if it means me never taking a job again. 231 00:11:18,782 --> 00:11:21,118 Almost makes it worth it. Hello. 232 00:11:21,201 --> 00:11:24,913 Listen, I heard that you gave Gob a banana stand. 233 00:11:24,997 --> 00:11:27,708 They did great. He and Steve took in over $700. 234 00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:29,376 - They did? - Yeah. 235 00:11:29,459 --> 00:11:32,087 So I guess the Bluth company's got a new heir. 236 00:11:32,171 --> 00:11:35,716 And that's when Michael realised it was time to get serious. 237 00:11:36,383 --> 00:11:39,261 George Michael, you know where the banana suit is? 238 00:11:41,889 --> 00:11:45,475 That night, Maeby, displaced by Buster, heard a noise. 239 00:11:48,228 --> 00:11:50,147 Hello? George Michael? 240 00:11:51,523 --> 00:11:53,191 I'm thirsty. 241 00:11:54,359 --> 00:11:58,030 And Maeby knew she had found her bloodsucking creature. 242 00:11:59,489 --> 00:12:03,285 The next day, Michael took off work to man the banana stand 243 00:12:03,619 --> 00:12:05,787 while his son manned a banana. 244 00:12:05,871 --> 00:12:07,289 How you doing there, champ? 245 00:12:07,372 --> 00:12:10,500 - Is my name Champ? It's so hot. - Okay, why don't you take five? 246 00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:13,045 That's not including the five minutes it takes me to get out of this thing, right? 247 00:12:13,128 --> 00:12:14,963 - You're not getting out of it. - Attention, everyone! 248 00:12:15,047 --> 00:12:19,468 Why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand? 249 00:12:19,635 --> 00:12:22,471 I give you Barbara and Dee! 250 00:12:24,973 --> 00:12:28,477 Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. 251 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:30,312 Dad, are they strippers? 252 00:12:30,395 --> 00:12:32,314 If I know your uncle, they're at least strippers. 253 00:12:32,397 --> 00:12:33,774 I guess we gotta up the ante. 254 00:12:33,857 --> 00:12:37,569 No, Dad, then they're just gonna up it and then it'll go back and forth all day. 255 00:12:37,653 --> 00:12:39,571 If that's what it takes, that's what we're gonna do. 256 00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:40,906 And they did. 257 00:12:41,573 --> 00:12:44,743 But it was less entertaining than you might imagine, 258 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,537 no matter what music was put under it. 259 00:13:04,388 --> 00:13:08,642 It was kind of funny to Yellow Submarine, but who could afford it? 260 00:13:12,896 --> 00:13:15,148 So here's what happened at the end. 261 00:13:15,232 --> 00:13:17,067 - Hey, stop fighting! - Stop it! 262 00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:20,404 That's it. They're right, okay? This is insane. We're just boyfighting again. 263 00:13:20,487 --> 00:13:23,407 And for what? A hefty bag full of pesos. 264 00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:25,492 You've been taking pesos? 265 00:13:25,575 --> 00:13:26,827 Dad said I should. 266 00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:29,830 - Dad's involved with this? - Well, he chose the location. 267 00:13:29,913 --> 00:13:32,833 And the strippers. And the sign. Every part of it, really. 268 00:13:32,916 --> 00:13:35,293 Wait a minute. Don't you see what's happening here? 269 00:13:35,419 --> 00:13:37,212 Dad's clearly going ahead with the Colombian deal 270 00:13:37,295 --> 00:13:38,797 and he's just laundering it through your banana shack. 271 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,966 He pitted us against each other so I'd be too busy to notice. 272 00:13:41,049 --> 00:13:43,885 You know what? I think it's time for us to teach Dad a lesson. 273 00:13:43,969 --> 00:13:46,721 Get the person who terrorised us the most in our childhood. 274 00:13:46,805 --> 00:13:50,058 She's still healing. Let's get J. Walter Weatherman. 275 00:13:57,274 --> 00:14:00,610 Michael and Gob had decided to teach their father a lesson. 276 00:14:00,694 --> 00:14:03,238 So we need the number of the one-armed man. 277 00:14:03,363 --> 00:14:04,739 I'm not giving you that. 278 00:14:04,823 --> 00:14:06,950 You wanna use his disability to scare someone. 279 00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:10,620 That's everything I'm against. Read the button, mister! 280 00:14:11,955 --> 00:14:15,834 "The only scary thing about a one-armed man 281 00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:18,545 "trying to scare someone is the fact that..." 282 00:14:18,628 --> 00:14:20,714 He feels that his one arm is good for nothing but trying to scare somebody. 283 00:14:20,797 --> 00:14:21,923 It's upside down. 284 00:14:22,007 --> 00:14:24,259 Well, let's see you try to put a button on with this. 285 00:14:24,342 --> 00:14:26,303 Stop screaming! It's not scary! 286 00:14:26,386 --> 00:14:27,846 I'm gonna get the number myself, okay? 287 00:14:27,929 --> 00:14:29,973 'Cause we're not going to go through our lives being controlled by this guy. 288 00:14:30,056 --> 00:14:32,517 What is more pathetic than grown men being scared of their father? 289 00:14:32,642 --> 00:14:33,894 I'm thirsty. 290 00:14:36,479 --> 00:14:38,690 This continued for a while. 291 00:14:39,149 --> 00:14:42,360 And later, Michael and Gob went to put their plan in action. 292 00:14:42,444 --> 00:14:43,695 I gave the Colombians back their money 293 00:14:44,237 --> 00:14:45,739 and I told them that you had no right to make the deal. 294 00:14:45,822 --> 00:14:48,074 I have to warn you, though, they didn't sound too happy about it. 295 00:14:48,158 --> 00:14:50,869 Just hope they don't try to get even by cir-sum-venting the law. 296 00:14:50,952 --> 00:14:54,247 - What's that supposed to mean? - Kidnap or... Michael said... 297 00:14:54,331 --> 00:14:56,416 What, are you kidding? I have an ankle monitor. 298 00:14:56,499 --> 00:14:59,836 I can't even go into the hallway without the cops coming up. Stop it! 299 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,254 Clearly, you know what you're doing. 300 00:15:01,338 --> 00:15:04,174 There's an off chance they might just wanna take you, leave the ankle. 301 00:15:04,257 --> 00:15:07,177 But, anyhow... Stall him. 302 00:15:07,552 --> 00:15:10,388 And Michael went to solicit help for the lesson. 303 00:15:10,472 --> 00:15:14,225 How would you and some of your friends like to help us teach Mr. Bluth a lesson? 304 00:15:14,351 --> 00:15:16,144 Maybe pose as Colombians. 305 00:15:16,227 --> 00:15:18,855 But we're Guatemalan. Won't he know the difference? 306 00:15:18,939 --> 00:15:21,316 I think anything south of San Diego will be just fine. 307 00:15:21,441 --> 00:15:24,569 - Rolando was in The Groundlings. - Just classes. 308 00:15:24,653 --> 00:15:27,072 Is it going to be unscripted like Curb? 309 00:15:28,114 --> 00:15:31,826 George, Sr, meanwhile, had grown suspicious of his son. 310 00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:34,162 What was that with Michael just now? 311 00:15:34,871 --> 00:15:37,874 - He wants to teach you a lesson. - What kind of lesson? 312 00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:39,417 A J. Walter Weatherman lesson. 313 00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:41,795 He's gonna fake your kidnapping and helicopter ride to Colombia. 314 00:15:41,878 --> 00:15:44,673 He's gonna teach me a lesson using my own scare toy? 315 00:15:44,756 --> 00:15:47,175 Weatherman wouldn't do it. I think Buster turned him. 316 00:15:47,258 --> 00:15:50,303 Yeah. Well, he'll say yes for me. All right, we'll go along with his lesson. 317 00:15:50,387 --> 00:15:52,847 But we're gonna teach him one of our own, all right? 318 00:15:52,973 --> 00:15:54,224 But it's gotta be a secret, okay? 319 00:15:54,307 --> 00:15:58,144 Between a dad and his favourite son. 320 00:16:02,023 --> 00:16:04,901 Don't worry, Pop. Gob Bluth doesn't cave. 321 00:16:04,984 --> 00:16:06,861 - Yeah, you just did for me. - Well, you asked me to, 322 00:16:06,945 --> 00:16:08,738 - so I thought that's what... - Go, go, go. It's fine. 323 00:16:08,822 --> 00:16:12,033 And Lindsay and Tobias were back with the arbitrator. 324 00:16:12,117 --> 00:16:15,662 As you know, it is very difficult to establish fault in a divorce. 325 00:16:15,745 --> 00:16:19,582 But one indicator is fidelity. Now, my client has not pursued sex 326 00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:22,001 - outside of this marriage. - Nor in it. 327 00:16:22,085 --> 00:16:24,629 I got this one. Can the same be said for you? 328 00:16:24,713 --> 00:16:27,799 Absolutely. I've done everything to make this marriage work. 329 00:16:27,882 --> 00:16:31,970 That's interesting. Can you tell me what your plans are for this evening? 330 00:16:32,178 --> 00:16:35,557 - I have plans with a friend. - A man? What's his name, please? 331 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,058 Don't answer that. 332 00:16:37,142 --> 00:16:39,602 I withdraw the question. Why don't we stop for the day? 333 00:16:39,686 --> 00:16:42,897 So Mrs Fünke can get to her date 334 00:16:43,022 --> 00:16:46,735 with her mysterious Mr Blah-blah-blah. 335 00:16:46,818 --> 00:16:49,821 - At 8:30, unless you wanna sit at the bar. - Bob. Bob. 336 00:16:49,904 --> 00:16:54,075 It was the first time someone took Tobias's side, and he wanted to thank him. 337 00:16:54,159 --> 00:16:55,952 As much as I hate losing Lindsay and everything, 338 00:16:56,035 --> 00:16:58,163 I feel like I'm making a friend in you. 339 00:16:58,246 --> 00:17:01,916 So I was wondering if maybe tonight you just want to take in a movie, 340 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,961 or a shvitz, or just stay in and nest. 341 00:17:05,044 --> 00:17:07,130 Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight 342 00:17:07,213 --> 00:17:08,465 and work on my law blog. 343 00:17:08,548 --> 00:17:13,761 Of course. The Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Wow! You, sir, are a mouthful. 344 00:17:14,429 --> 00:17:18,266 While Tobias was trying to get his mouth around Bob Loblaw, 345 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:22,061 Maeby was showing Mort Meyers a monster of her own. 346 00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:24,105 Oh, it's terrifying! 347 00:17:24,189 --> 00:17:25,982 Who did that for you, Industrial Light and Magic? 348 00:17:26,065 --> 00:17:29,194 - Topelson plastic and silicone. - Did he do Land of the Dead? 349 00:17:29,277 --> 00:17:33,031 - Yeah. He's been in Beverly Hills for years. - Let's get our makeup people on it. 350 00:17:33,156 --> 00:17:36,034 And George, Sr waited for the fake kidnapping 351 00:17:36,117 --> 00:17:38,328 he knew Michael had orchestrated. 352 00:17:40,288 --> 00:17:43,124 - Don't move! - Well, let's do it. 353 00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:47,212 - Get into the box, old man! - Oh, blanket. Who thought of that? 354 00:17:47,295 --> 00:17:50,131 - That is very nice. - Come on, get in the trunk! 355 00:17:50,215 --> 00:17:54,052 - What about my ankle monitor? - We have an ankle monitor deactivator. 356 00:17:54,135 --> 00:17:56,638 Oh, good. See, I've been meaning to get one of those. 357 00:17:56,721 --> 00:18:00,642 I'm not gonna resist you guys because, you know, I don't want you to beat me. 358 00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:04,687 But the mistreated painters were actually looking forward to that part. 359 00:18:04,812 --> 00:18:06,439 Oh, forgot my iPod. 360 00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:15,823 Start the helicopter! 361 00:18:15,907 --> 00:18:20,245 And so Michael, believing himself to be aided by Gob, set to work. 362 00:18:21,579 --> 00:18:25,250 But this, too, produced less than compelling footage. 363 00:18:34,217 --> 00:18:35,969 And this is how that ended. 364 00:18:36,052 --> 00:18:38,596 Put on the sound effects! Put on the sound effects! 365 00:18:38,721 --> 00:18:41,015 CD! CD 1! CD 1! 366 00:18:41,349 --> 00:18:43,142 Track 2! Track 2! 367 00:18:43,977 --> 00:18:46,104 Put the hostage here, by the ottoman. 368 00:18:46,187 --> 00:18:48,648 Get it out of here. What's it doing in here? Ottoman out! 369 00:18:48,731 --> 00:18:52,902 And George, Sr was released from his long journey into the living room. 370 00:18:52,986 --> 00:18:55,363 - Where am I? - Colombia. Where do you think? 371 00:18:55,488 --> 00:18:59,659 And you just missed the last train that will come through the jungle for three days. 372 00:18:59,742 --> 00:19:01,452 - He's good. - He's a Groundling. 373 00:19:01,536 --> 00:19:04,080 You have betrayed us, and we'll make you pay. 374 00:19:04,205 --> 00:19:07,041 - And then we'll go back for your sons. - Oh, my sons. No. 375 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:10,086 They too will suffer for your terrible decisions. 376 00:19:10,169 --> 00:19:12,422 And you should really pay your workers what they deserve. 377 00:19:12,505 --> 00:19:14,382 Not make them have to buy their own supplies. 378 00:19:14,465 --> 00:19:16,342 Not just the painting. The sanding, too. 379 00:19:16,426 --> 00:19:19,053 Yeah, and the taping is very time-consuming. 380 00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:22,724 And Michael decided his father was ready to learn his lesson. 381 00:19:22,807 --> 00:19:24,767 - And that is why... - He's got a gun! 382 00:19:24,851 --> 00:19:26,394 Get away! 383 00:19:26,686 --> 00:19:29,689 Get away! Get away! I'll shoot! I will, I will! 384 00:19:29,772 --> 00:19:31,107 I'll take you all out! I will! 385 00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:34,402 - This is all fake. These guys are painters! - I warn you, I will! 386 00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:36,070 Oh, God, my arm! 387 00:19:36,154 --> 00:19:39,240 Dad, you just shot off this guy's arm. 388 00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:44,579 And that's why you don't teach your father a lesson. 389 00:19:45,329 --> 00:19:48,374 Who's the stupid one now? Thank you, Gob. 390 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:52,253 Gob? You told him? I thought we were a team. 391 00:19:52,628 --> 00:19:55,715 - It's not fun feeling stupid, is it? - You son of a... 392 00:19:57,258 --> 00:19:59,886 - Wait a minute. I gotta get my camera. - Get off of me! 393 00:19:59,969 --> 00:20:01,846 What is all this? What's going on? 394 00:20:01,929 --> 00:20:04,640 - All right! - Keep it in frame. You wanna... Chin out. 395 00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:08,352 - I will kill you! I'm gonna kill you! - You're going out of frame. 396 00:20:08,436 --> 00:20:09,520 Kill you! 397 00:20:10,188 --> 00:20:12,648 - No! - Oh, my God! Michael! 398 00:20:13,649 --> 00:20:16,611 Dad, it was an accident! I'm sorry. 399 00:20:18,279 --> 00:20:21,908 And that's why you don't pit Gob and me against each other. 400 00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:24,702 Yes! Yeah! 401 00:20:24,785 --> 00:20:26,829 - You set me up. - That's right. 402 00:20:26,913 --> 00:20:30,208 - No more Boyfights. - J. Walter Weatherman was in on it, too? 403 00:20:30,291 --> 00:20:33,294 - Right from the very start. - So you did use him. 404 00:20:33,628 --> 00:20:36,339 Look at this place. Look at my home. 405 00:20:36,797 --> 00:20:38,841 Police! Drop the gun. 406 00:20:38,925 --> 00:20:40,801 It's okay. We're just trying to teach this guy a lesson. 407 00:20:40,885 --> 00:20:42,303 Drop the gun! 408 00:20:43,137 --> 00:20:44,347 Oh, my good hand! 409 00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:47,892 Buster's good hand just came flying off. 410 00:20:49,644 --> 00:20:53,564 And that's why you don't use a one-armed person to scare someone. 411 00:20:58,361 --> 00:21:01,489 Maeby finds a way to scare an entire generation. 412 00:21:01,572 --> 00:21:04,992 This Christmas, terror has a new face. 413 00:21:05,868 --> 00:21:07,828 I'm thirsty. 414 00:21:09,705 --> 00:21:11,040 Gangy. 415 00:21:11,374 --> 00:21:13,626 We should start production on Gangy 2. 416 00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:15,878 Well, I know she wanted a skin peel. 417 00:21:53,791 --> 00:21:54,875 English