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and the one son who had no choice

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Michael had received a witness list
for his father's upcoming trial.

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Who's on the list? Any blabbers?

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Well, they've got one guy
who won't be talking.

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That is, unless there's
a hand inside of him.

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Oh, please, Michael.
Even then, I wouldn't say anything.

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That's reassuring, but I was referring
to Gob's puppet, Franklin.

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Yes! I got him in the system.

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- You did this on purpose?
- Oh, yeah.

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He is re-dyed, rested and ready to work.

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Thought it'd be a good way
to get some press.

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I gotta tell Franklin.

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I think he meant "get Franklin".

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- Am I on the list?
- We all are.

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- Franklin, guess what?
- But I don't know anything.

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He certainly hasn't heard
anything from me.

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Mother doesn't know anything, either.

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- I don't know anything.
- Well, you both certainly act innocent.

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Buster knew a great deal.

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For Lucille, almost nightly,
got drunk and told him.

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Your father says he wants me to go
all the way to Fallujah.

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I thought he meant the sex act
that's so popular with your generation.

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I know you're awake. Faker!

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More significantly, they've put
an N. Bluth on the witness list.

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I hope that doesn't stand for
what I think it stands for.

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Whoa. I did not say that.

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You did, Gob. Your mouth moved.
Your hand didn't.

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Well, I should work on that.

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Is there an N. Bluth in the family
that we don't know about?

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They say there's been money found
in an account under that name.

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Of course not.
The prosecution is trying to test us.

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See if we're going
to turn against each other.

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They make stuff up.

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She doesn't exist.

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Yet you refer to her as a she.

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He, she, what's the difference?

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Hear, hear.
In the dark it all looks the same.

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And they're probably just taking
a shot in the darkness.

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But the good news is that
Jan Eagleman called,

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and she is willing to consider our case.

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- Jan Eagleman?
- She's from the Justice TV.

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Not another media whore.

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You know, frankly, I think I can
put together a pretty good defence.

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Oh, no. He thinks he's a lawyer again.

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Devotees will remember that Michael
once played a lawyer in a school play.

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You know, Michael, just because
you played a role, doesn't make it real.

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Of course, Buster did grow up
to be Captain Hook.

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Not cool, Mom.

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Please. You'd be a lousy attorney.

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The first piece of evidence against us,
you'd run for the hills.

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No, Jan is interested.
She carries a lot of weight.

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And she is not charging us anything.

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Like to see a whore that does that!

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Not the carrying the weight part,
but, on the other hand, if it's free.

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She wants us to do a mock trial.

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Sort of a dry run, just to get us ready.

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Well, I guess we could all use
some experience in the courtroom.

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Fine, I'll go check her out.

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But I'll tell you all right now,
no one is going to lie on that stand.

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And no one is going to betray the family.

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Buster was nervous.

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That's what all the rocking
and humming was about.

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And Michael met with
Justice TV's Jan Eagleman,

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who was currently doing a tech rehearsal.

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I'm doing a tech rehearsal
for my new show, Judge Reinhold.

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It's a reality courtroom show.

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You know that there's an actor
by that name, right?

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This is what they put me in.

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Why did I lose all the weight
if they're gonna put me in pool cover?

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I'm sorry, are you an actual judge?

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No. That's just a coincidence.

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I read somewhere Judge Judy
made $25 million last year.

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And I'm like, "Hey, I never even
heard of the guy."

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So, you're doing this
because your name is Judge?

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Honestly, this is the first time
I put those two things together.

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Maybe we should take Judge out of
the title, and go with my original title,

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Mr Reinhold's Courtroom.

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No, no, no. We're changing the name.

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Thanks, Michael.

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Got 250,000 talking magazine ads,
and he wants to change the name.

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My name is Judge.

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Hear you wanna do a mock trial. Yeah?

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We can do it here on the set.

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'Cause I'm looking for Judge Reinhold
to have a little practice, too.

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I'll be acting as the prosecutor.

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That way I can see
how your family holds up.

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Families that do well
are the ones that stick together.

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Well, that's us.

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We are going to need a defence attorney,
right, for the mock trial?

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And that's not gonna be cheap.

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You know the case. Why not you?

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Yes. Yeah, it'll give me a chance
to show my dad what I can do.

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I'll show him. I'll make a fool out of him.

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While sticking together.
Excuse me one minute.

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And that's when Michael found out
his brother Buster was in a coma.

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What happened? How is he?

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We're waiting for the doctor.

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I just pray it's one of those things
where he's unconscious

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throughout the entire trial, and when
it's over, he wakes up and gets a big toy.

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Wait a minute.
Are you responsible for this, Mom?

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Did you put one of your sons
into a coma so that he can't testify?

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Michael, how dare you?

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Of course it crossed my mind,
but this was all Buster.

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He got into your brother's pills.

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Not the Forget-Me-Nows?

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He asked me for them. I didn't know.
I thought he was dating again.

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Hope you don't mind me saying,
but these things can go on indefinitely.

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My mother's been in that bed
for two years.

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How awful.

112
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We don't have a private room.

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They won't let me take out
her feeding tube.

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And I'm lucky, I have the resources
to pay for these medical bills.

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You have resources?

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What good is my money
if I can't bring her back?

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But you can't.

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And money should be spent on dating,
is that what you were gonna say?

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Let's go ahead and wait outside.

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So, you come here often? Cute button.

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- How is he?
- We're still waiting to find out.

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I got here as soon as I could.

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Oh, the red tape.

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Looks a little bit more like
Red Prawn, Dad.

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It's the shrimp fest. Oh, the shrimp.

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Do you realise that Buster's probably
in this state because of you and Mom?

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He's obviously afraid of what he knows,
and he's just trying to forget.

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Does he know who N. Bluth is?

129
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Right now, he doesn't know
who B. Bluth is.

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I'm gonna need some real answers
out of you pretty soon,

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because I've just discussed it with Jan.

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I am going to be pretending
to be your attorney at the mock trial

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- before Judge Reinhold.
- You're the lawyer?

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That's the same representation
Captain Hook had.

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It's so good to laugh again.

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- Feels good.
- It does.

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They say seven minutes heals all wounds.

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Wait, not the Judge Reinhold show
from all those magazine ads?

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They're all over the place. Look at this.

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My name is Judge.

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I didn't even know that this kind
of technology existed.

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I could use this in my ventriloquism act.

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They have a bar here?

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Well, Buster's in what we call
a light-to-no-coma.

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In layman's terms, it might be
considered a very heavy nap.

146
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Could that mean that he's faking it?

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Highly likely this is fake,

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although there doesn't seem to be
very much brain activity.

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No, that's him.

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I think it's very important
that we remember he's fully insured.

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I say we see how this plays out.

152
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Absolutely. And we're gonna
be here every day.

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I don't care if it takes from now
till the end of Shrimp Fest.

154
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Well, if this young man gets bored,

155
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we need a lot of volunteers
here at the hospital.

156
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Turning over the bedridden,
changing bedpans.

157
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Or there's a mall across the street.

158
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You want excitement?

159
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Well, we have a group of young people
who put on fake weddings

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for our Alzheimer's patients.

161
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It actually would probably look pretty
good on some college applications.

162
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Would I have to touch the old people?

163
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Only their hearts. You could be a groom.

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Bring a little girlfriend up there with you.

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- I don't have a girlfriend.
- Sister, then. Or a cousin.

166
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Of course, you're gonna have to kiss.

167
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Guess who liked that idea?

168
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He says he doesn't want to do it.

169
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I'm actually trying to respect
his choices lately.

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Great. I was just... Well, don't answer for...

171
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Yeah, 'cause I know exactly the cousin.

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I mean, the girl I would want to give,

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and she'll want to give, too.

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And we'll do that together.
It's for them, for the sake of...

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I just... It's a great day...

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For being sad.

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And later, Michael was preparing
for his case.

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So, I've got a date with the guy
with the brain-dead mom.

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I mean, it's just a picket for them
to pull the plug on our loved ones.

180
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Given up hope on Buster
pretty quickly there, Lindsay.

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Listen, I know Buster.
I know what he wants.

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I love soup.

183
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If the only thing I could do was lay
in bed all day and eat soup, I'd be happy.

184
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I wouldn't even have to taste it.
I could just take it through a tube.

185
00:08:03,042 --> 00:08:06,837
That would actually be better,
'cause I wouldn't even burn my mouth.

186
00:08:07,756 --> 00:08:09,424
Never let me die.

187
00:08:09,716 --> 00:08:11,468
Yeah, he wants out.

188
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Anyway, you and I both know
he's probably just faking.

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- Busy?
- Actually, I'm...

190
00:08:16,641 --> 00:08:18,101
Check this out. My lips don't move.

191
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You'll call me up to the stand, say
something like, "Who is this little friend?"

192
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- And he'll say...
- My name is Judge.

193
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- Whose name is Judge?
- My name is.

194
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- Okay.
- That's a silly name.

195
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- That's enough.
- Judge my name.

196
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- Yes, I am judging your name. It am silly.
- Is.

197
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- Please stop.
- Now you're correcting my grammar?

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Gob, not gonna put Franklin on the stand.
And your lips are moving just a little bit.

199
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Judge.

200
00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:40,084
He's right, his name is Judge now.

201
00:08:40,209 --> 00:08:42,504
You know, I think Dad
might actually have a case here.

202
00:08:42,629 --> 00:08:45,049
I mean, I am concerned
about this N. Bluth,

203
00:08:45,174 --> 00:08:47,260
but if it is, indeed, just a ploy on their part,

204
00:08:47,385 --> 00:08:52,223
the only bombshell that they've got
is a blueprint of an Iraqi model home.

205
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The same blueprint as ours,

206
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with no record that we actually
got paid for it. Although this is strange.

207
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Looks like there's a secret room
in this one, off the hallway.

208
00:09:01,944 --> 00:09:04,320
Wonder if we've got that.
I'm gonna go check that out.

209
00:09:04,446 --> 00:09:06,073
Okay, and we're gonna go back
to the hospital.

210
00:09:06,198 --> 00:09:07,867
Yeah, good, check on Buster.

211
00:09:07,992 --> 00:09:10,579
We do need to stick together
as a family on this.

212
00:09:10,704 --> 00:09:13,165
Actually, gonna go swipe
some more talking magazines,

213
00:09:13,290 --> 00:09:16,376
- but I'll make sure to poke the head in.
- Bye.

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And Michael found that there was
indeed a secret room

215
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where his father
had stored the family mementoes,

216
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including his birth certificate.

217
00:09:28,850 --> 00:09:30,392
Nichael Bluth?

218
00:09:32,228 --> 00:09:34,647
Am I N. Bluth?

219
00:09:34,814 --> 00:09:36,400
Is he trying to set me up?

220
00:09:36,525 --> 00:09:39,028
If I'm N. Bluth, I'm going to prison.

221
00:09:39,696 --> 00:09:41,489
Nichael was worried.

222
00:09:46,494 --> 00:09:49,749
Michael had just discovered
a hidden room in the model home

223
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where all the family secrets were stored.

224
00:09:52,169 --> 00:09:55,297
My dad's trying to pin
all of his crimes on N. Bluth,

225
00:09:55,422 --> 00:09:57,633
and I might be N. Bluth.

226
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At least that's what it says
according to my birth certificate.

227
00:10:00,261 --> 00:10:02,305
All of our family records are up here.

228
00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:05,976
And for some reason
this stack of bodybuilding magazines.

229
00:10:06,644 --> 00:10:09,396
Well, I guess your dad must've had these
from way back when, huh?

230
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:10,731
My name is...

231
00:10:10,856 --> 00:10:12,399
That seems kind of current.

232
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,569
Who am I trying to kid, Michael?

233
00:10:14,694 --> 00:10:16,947
I was trying to beef up
to impress that wife of mine.

234
00:10:17,073 --> 00:10:19,617
But now she's after some rich guy
who's trying to kill his mom.

235
00:10:19,742 --> 00:10:21,370
I gotta go talk to my dad.

236
00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:22,954
- You coming out?
- No.

237
00:10:23,079 --> 00:10:24,622
No, I have to fight for my wife.

238
00:10:24,747 --> 00:10:27,334
I'm going to keep my marriage alive.

239
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,964
One room over, George Michael

240
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:34,593
was also trying to convince someone
to pursue a fake marriage.

241
00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,177
We'd have to kiss.

242
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,597
Wouldn't that be kind of weird
after what we've been through?

243
00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:39,765
Well, that was a long time ago.

244
00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,769
It had been two months
since they'd kissed.

245
00:10:42,894 --> 00:10:45,480
Well, it does sound like a good twist
on a wedding film.

246
00:10:45,605 --> 00:10:46,607
A film?

247
00:10:46,732 --> 00:10:48,525
Without the corny runaway bride bit
in the middle.

248
00:10:48,650 --> 00:10:49,651
Yeah.

249
00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:53,572
And so, like many people who no longer
felt anything for each other,

250
00:10:53,781 --> 00:10:55,826
they decided to get married.

251
00:10:55,951 --> 00:10:57,994
I'm N. Bluth, aren't I?

252
00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:59,163
Legally, that's my real name.

253
00:10:59,288 --> 00:11:01,124
You've been doing
all the Iraq business under it

254
00:11:01,249 --> 00:11:02,541
thinking that it wouldn't be traceable.

255
00:11:02,666 --> 00:11:04,502
But it is, and I'm going down.

256
00:11:04,627 --> 00:11:06,838
For God's sake, it's a typo, Michael.

257
00:11:06,963 --> 00:11:08,632
What kind of father do you think I am?

258
00:11:08,757 --> 00:11:10,300
They even got your birth date wrong.

259
00:11:10,426 --> 00:11:11,636
That is my birthday.

260
00:11:11,761 --> 00:11:14,264
Close to Christmas. Was that hard?

261
00:11:14,388 --> 00:11:16,474
It's a coincidence, Michael.

262
00:11:16,808 --> 00:11:18,893
You're not N. Bluth. There is no N. Bluth.

263
00:11:19,018 --> 00:11:22,648
I called Jan Eagleman about this,
and she says it sounds pretty bad.

264
00:11:22,773 --> 00:11:24,484
You called her?
She's with the prosecution.

265
00:11:24,609 --> 00:11:27,737
- Just for the mock trial.
- Yeah, but what if she wasn't?

266
00:11:27,862 --> 00:11:31,908
You know, I am glad we're having this
mock trial, because it has shown me

267
00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:35,121
that you cannot be involved
in the real defence.

268
00:11:35,246 --> 00:11:37,040
- Come on.
- Why can't you be like Buster?

269
00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:40,878
He put himself in a coma
to protect this family, poor kid.

270
00:11:42,296 --> 00:11:43,589
I gotta get down there now.

271
00:11:43,714 --> 00:11:44,798
Shrimp Fest is over, Pop.

272
00:11:44,923 --> 00:11:47,677
Really? Better go to Chili's.

273
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:52,475
Back at the hospital,
Lindsay had joined Brian in protest.

274
00:11:52,641 --> 00:11:55,144
All they're doing in there
is trying to keep people alive.

275
00:11:55,269 --> 00:11:56,645
It's a life mill.

276
00:11:56,770 --> 00:11:58,023
Hello, Lindsay.

277
00:11:58,148 --> 00:12:00,859
I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine
that I met at the gym.

278
00:12:00,984 --> 00:12:02,195
Hi. I'm Father Ben.

279
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:06,450
Ben is a Franciscan who can
bench-press over 200 pounds.

280
00:12:06,575 --> 00:12:08,826
And he talked me into protesting, too.

281
00:12:08,951 --> 00:12:10,829
Show me your sign.

282
00:12:12,581 --> 00:12:13,582
No, the other side.

283
00:12:13,707 --> 00:12:17,754
Tobias, Brian and I believe
in the dignity of every human being.

284
00:12:17,879 --> 00:12:21,633
Now, why don't we leave the fruits
with the vegetables, and go get a coffee?

285
00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:22,801
Do some pushups.

286
00:12:22,927 --> 00:12:26,180
George Michael and Maeby
were also at the hospital

287
00:12:26,305 --> 00:12:28,725
putting on a wedding
for the Alzheimer's patients.

288
00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:31,521
against all odds.
And now they are truly family.

289
00:12:31,604 --> 00:12:33,064
It is permanent.

290
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,272
Eternal.

291
00:12:34,397 --> 00:12:37,944
And Maeby did the thing
she had always thought was so corny...

292
00:12:38,069 --> 00:12:39,362
I can't do this.

293
00:12:39,488 --> 00:12:40,697
- I can't do this.
- But we're not...

294
00:12:40,822 --> 00:12:42,115
What am I doing?

295
00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:43,575
and ran away.

296
00:12:45,787 --> 00:12:46,870
What are we gonna do?

297
00:12:46,995 --> 00:12:48,581
Just give it a minute.

298
00:12:52,503 --> 00:12:54,004
Now it's a bar mitzvah.

299
00:12:54,129 --> 00:12:57,384
And as George Michael acted
like a boy becoming a man,

300
00:12:57,509 --> 00:13:01,596
Michael returned to his office
to find a man acting like a boy.

301
00:13:01,721 --> 00:13:02,806
What's this?

302
00:13:02,931 --> 00:13:05,685
Just practising my testimony
in a fake witness box.

303
00:13:05,768 --> 00:13:08,104
And you couldn't have just taken
my stuff off the desk first

304
00:13:08,229 --> 00:13:09,273
or unplugged my computer?

305
00:13:09,398 --> 00:13:10,565
Justice is swift, Michael.

306
00:13:10,691 --> 00:13:12,733
Plus, we need to be prepared
for our testimony.

307
00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:16,363
You're not doing any of that "My name
is Judge" stuff on the stand, okay?

308
00:13:16,488 --> 00:13:20,201
No. They're all out of magazines at the
hospital. Besides, I've got a better idea.

309
00:13:20,326 --> 00:13:21,704
Which he got at the hospital.

310
00:13:21,787 --> 00:13:24,623
Patient presented with
gastric bacterial infection

311
00:13:24,707 --> 00:13:26,875
coupled with peptic ulcers.

312
00:13:27,001 --> 00:13:29,879
Tetracycline should not be administered
due to allergies.

313
00:13:30,005 --> 00:13:32,173
Check this out.
You'll say, "Who's this little friend?"

314
00:13:32,298 --> 00:13:34,552
And I'll say, "Well, he's not really
feeling that well."

315
00:13:34,677 --> 00:13:36,846
And you'll say, "Oh, what's wrong
with the little guy?"

316
00:13:36,971 --> 00:13:38,265
And he'll say...

317
00:13:38,390 --> 00:13:41,559
"Patient presented with
gastric bacterial infection. "

318
00:13:41,684 --> 00:13:45,814
Wow. Sounds like you could use
some tricycling.

319
00:13:46,189 --> 00:13:48,693
Tetracycline should not be administered
due to allergies.

320
00:13:48,818 --> 00:13:52,697
Your lips are still moving,
and you stole the doctor's tape recorder?

321
00:13:52,822 --> 00:13:54,532
- Just the tape.
- I'm giving it back to him.

322
00:13:54,657 --> 00:13:56,035
- Come on, Michael!
- Gob.

323
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,287
I need this! My career needs this.

324
00:13:58,412 --> 00:13:59,497
You know what? Dad was right.

325
00:13:59,622 --> 00:14:02,584
If you really cared about this family,
you'd be more supportive of me in this.

326
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:06,421
Gob, I'm not gonna turn
this mock trial into some kind of...

327
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:07,840
You were gonna say "mockery,"
weren't you?

328
00:14:07,965 --> 00:14:09,592
I was in trouble, like,
three words into that.

329
00:14:09,717 --> 00:14:11,928
So Michael went back to the hospital,

330
00:14:12,054 --> 00:14:15,265
when he had a visit
from the real prosecutor.

331
00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:17,351
Wayne, what are you doing here?

332
00:14:17,477 --> 00:14:19,644
We heard about the trial.
We want to make a deal with you.

333
00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:21,814
A deal? It's a mock trial.

334
00:14:21,939 --> 00:14:22,982
Read the Patriot Act.

335
00:14:23,107 --> 00:14:25,778
Anything said in a mock trial
or daytime courtroom show

336
00:14:25,903 --> 00:14:29,491
can be used in any real criminal
proceeding or primetime procedural show,

337
00:14:29,616 --> 00:14:33,119
subject to the interpretation of the
presiding judge or the executive producer.

338
00:14:33,244 --> 00:14:35,205
In our case, Judge Reinhold is both.

339
00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:36,706
- Did he get E. P?
- Sure did.

340
00:14:36,831 --> 00:14:37,875
Good for him.

341
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,379
Anyway, put your dad on the stand,
get him talking, and you get full immunity.

342
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,632
If you don't do it, we're gonna go
after N. Bluth, and we think that's you.

343
00:14:44,757 --> 00:14:46,760
You're asking me to conspire
against my own client.

344
00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:48,136
Couldn't you go to jail for that?

345
00:14:48,261 --> 00:14:49,806
Think about it, Michael.

346
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,474
It may be time to cut and run.

347
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,518
We don't do that in my family.

348
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:04,197
Maeby had just run away from a fake
wedding that had gotten a little too real.

349
00:15:05,323 --> 00:15:06,617
You know about this room, too?

350
00:15:06,742 --> 00:15:08,744
Yeah, it's my dad's exercise room.

351
00:15:08,869 --> 00:15:13,082
Although for all her worldliness,
Maeby was still a child in many ways.

352
00:15:13,165 --> 00:15:15,835
Yeah, I come here
to think myself sometimes, you know.

353
00:15:15,919 --> 00:15:17,087
But I always knock first.

354
00:15:17,212 --> 00:15:20,091
I always do that, I always do that anyway,
no matter what room.

355
00:15:20,216 --> 00:15:22,093
So, what happened back there?

356
00:15:22,218 --> 00:15:25,263
I don't know.
I guess I just got a little weirded out.

357
00:15:25,388 --> 00:15:27,432
I mean, we're cousins. It's wrong.

358
00:15:27,558 --> 00:15:30,060
Well, you know, the Torah tells us
that the larger wrong

359
00:15:30,185 --> 00:15:32,689
is to put our own feelings
before the commitments we've made.

360
00:15:32,814 --> 00:15:34,857
You know,
towards the sick, aged and gross.

361
00:15:34,983 --> 00:15:36,110
That's not in the Torah.

362
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:39,112
And I mean, you know,
we weren't there for ourselves today.

363
00:15:39,237 --> 00:15:41,782
We were there
to bring happiness to others.

364
00:15:41,991 --> 00:15:47,747
And I just feel now like we left
a lot of old people sad there today.

365
00:15:48,039 --> 00:15:49,625
Again, not true.

366
00:15:55,047 --> 00:15:58,760
I mean, you know,
I'm not saying it's not weird for me, too.

367
00:15:58,885 --> 00:16:01,097
I'm just saying maybe we could take
those weird feelings

368
00:16:01,222 --> 00:16:02,682
and turn them into something positive.

369
00:16:02,807 --> 00:16:04,766
He really wanted that kiss.

370
00:16:04,892 --> 00:16:07,645
I mean, I guess it would be a good way
to freak out our parents.

371
00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:09,606
Let's freak them out.

372
00:16:10,357 --> 00:16:11,942
Hey, you guys know
about this room, too, huh?

373
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:14,738
I'm just looking for some evidence
for my trial against Pop-pop.

374
00:16:14,863 --> 00:16:16,322
For Pop-pop.

375
00:16:18,825 --> 00:16:21,662
I mean, seriously, Doctor,
when are we gonna know something?

376
00:16:21,787 --> 00:16:23,164
I'm trying to get on with my life.

377
00:16:23,289 --> 00:16:24,915
Yeah, so is what remains of Buster.

378
00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:26,835
Dr Farmer, there's a problem in 302.

379
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,503
The patient's having a bad reaction
to the tetracycline.

380
00:16:29,628 --> 00:16:30,756
Tetracycline?

381
00:16:30,881 --> 00:16:34,218
Didn't I say not to give him that?
Didn't you listen to my notes?

382
00:16:38,807 --> 00:16:40,559
I'm trying to get on with my life,

383
00:16:40,684 --> 00:16:42,102
and you know what?
You can't deal with it.

384
00:16:42,227 --> 00:16:43,395
No, I can't, Lindsay.

385
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,605
You're not interested in me.

386
00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:45,981
And you're not capable of intimacy.

387
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,859
Well, just fake it!

388
00:16:49,027 --> 00:16:50,153
Coma.

389
00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:54,742
And believe it or not,
that actually got through to them.

390
00:16:54,992 --> 00:16:57,495
Now, will you please turn on
the Cartoon Network

391
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:59,456
and get the hell out of here?

392
00:16:59,581 --> 00:17:02,459
And the next day the mock trial began,

393
00:17:02,584 --> 00:17:06,089
as did the mock episode
of what had now been renamed,

394
00:17:06,422 --> 00:17:08,300
- Mock Trial With J. Reinhold.
- Mock Trial With J. Reinhold.

395
00:17:08,425 --> 00:17:11,761
Take 1. In five, four, three...

396
00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:24,442
All rise for acting's highest honour,

397
00:17:24,527 --> 00:17:26,612
Judge Reinhold.

398
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,955
Wow, thank you.

399
00:17:34,122 --> 00:17:38,000
That's the first time I ever got
a standing ovation before the show.

400
00:17:39,669 --> 00:17:40,753
They're not clapping.

401
00:17:40,878 --> 00:17:42,840
They don't in a courtroom.

402
00:17:42,965 --> 00:17:44,633
Please be seated.

403
00:17:44,758 --> 00:17:46,302
The proceedings got underway,

404
00:17:46,427 --> 00:17:50,265
and the Bluths set about pretending
they were a family that sticks together.

405
00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:54,770
You never heard anyone in your family
discuss plans to either travel to Iraq

406
00:17:54,895 --> 00:17:56,272
or do business there?

407
00:17:56,397 --> 00:18:01,027
Well, I spend so much time
making sweet love on my wife

408
00:18:01,151 --> 00:18:05,532
that it's hard to hear anything
over the clatter of her breasts and...

409
00:18:05,657 --> 00:18:07,577
- Your witness.
- I have nothing.

410
00:18:09,996 --> 00:18:12,374
How should I know
where the money comes from?

411
00:18:12,499 --> 00:18:14,208
I just know where it goes.

412
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:17,504
To taking care of my poor comatose son.

413
00:18:18,005 --> 00:18:21,092
And if this were the real trial, I'd cry here.

414
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,762
I'm saving my good stuff, too.

415
00:18:23,888 --> 00:18:25,014
I have no cross at this time.

416
00:18:25,139 --> 00:18:27,975
Well, this is why you're not handling
my real defence.

417
00:18:28,058 --> 00:18:30,019
I have one witness, Dad,
and he'll clear everything up.

418
00:18:30,144 --> 00:18:31,938
Gob had a little trouble.

419
00:18:32,063 --> 00:18:33,690
State your name.

420
00:18:34,316 --> 00:18:35,860
My name is Judge.

421
00:18:35,985 --> 00:18:38,362
What kind of name is that, magazine?

422
00:18:38,487 --> 00:18:40,489
I'm just gonna go ahead
and jump in right here.

423
00:18:40,615 --> 00:18:42,283
I have nothing for him.

424
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,703
But now it was Michael's turn.

425
00:18:44,828 --> 00:18:46,079
Well, listen, have fun out there,

426
00:18:46,204 --> 00:18:48,958
because this is the last time
you're gonna see this side of a courtroom

427
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:51,628
till your second wife divorces
your freckled ass.

428
00:18:51,753 --> 00:18:53,464
Look at that.
You just blew your wedding speech.

429
00:18:53,588 --> 00:18:56,591
I'd like to jump right ahead
to calling a surprise witness.

430
00:18:56,716 --> 00:18:58,719
Only witnesses on the list.

431
00:18:58,886 --> 00:19:00,304
He's on the list.

432
00:19:00,429 --> 00:19:02,807
I would like to call to the stand

433
00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:06,479
Franklin Delano Bluth.

434
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:09,147
Franklin? You're calling Franklin, Mikey?

435
00:19:09,272 --> 00:19:11,567
I sure am, pal. I support my brother.

436
00:19:22,372 --> 00:19:24,415
Your Honour, this is highly unusual.

437
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,377
Well, I'm very curious to see
where this is going.

438
00:19:26,502 --> 00:19:27,628
I'm gonna allow it.

439
00:19:27,753 --> 00:19:31,007
But I'm warning you, Mr Bluth,
this better make for a good promo.

440
00:19:31,132 --> 00:19:34,176
I was approached by
the real prosecution recently,

441
00:19:34,301 --> 00:19:38,849
and was asked if I would be willing
to turn on my family and save myself.

442
00:19:39,016 --> 00:19:43,980
Would you please press the play button
on the tape recorder inside the puppet?

443
00:19:44,106 --> 00:19:47,317
If you don't do it, we're gonna go
after N. Bluth, and we think that's you.

444
00:19:47,442 --> 00:19:49,486
You're asking me to conspire
against my own client.

445
00:19:49,611 --> 00:19:50,695
Couldn't you go to jail for that?

446
00:19:50,821 --> 00:19:52,448
Why do there have to be
puppets like Frank?

447
00:19:52,573 --> 00:19:53,658
Think about it, Michael.

448
00:19:53,783 --> 00:19:55,869
Well, it looks like we've got a mistrial.

449
00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:59,081
But on the plus side,
we've also got a hung jury.

450
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:00,624
Hit it!

451
00:20:08,759 --> 00:20:10,845
You did good out there, Michael.

452
00:20:11,011 --> 00:20:13,973
But it's just a mock trial. Why didn't you
just take it to the grand jury?

453
00:20:14,098 --> 00:20:15,641
Wanted to prove to you that I could do it.

454
00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:18,603
I'm going to a grand jury with that now.

455
00:20:18,687 --> 00:20:22,316
Actually, Michael had no idea
that's what he was supposed to do.

456
00:20:22,441 --> 00:20:24,193
Nice job. You have a real shot.

457
00:20:24,318 --> 00:20:26,362
You all stuck together,
and that's what wins cases.

458
00:20:26,487 --> 00:20:28,364
We don't abandon each other.

459
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,576
No one's closer than the Bluth family.

460
00:20:30,701 --> 00:20:31,743
They were.

461
00:20:31,869 --> 00:20:34,831
I now pronounce you husband and wife.

462
00:20:34,956 --> 00:20:39,085
For, as it turns out, the fake priest
was called to a patient's room,

463
00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:42,214
and Father Ben filled in,
not knowing it was fake.

464
00:20:42,339 --> 00:20:43,424
Congratulations.

465
00:20:43,549 --> 00:20:45,886
And that's how the kids got married.

466
00:20:48,722 --> 00:20:51,641
The mock trial with J. Reinhold
leads to imitators.

467
00:20:51,766 --> 00:20:53,894
All rise. Bud Cort is now in session.

468
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:55,479
Please be seated.

469
00:20:55,605 --> 00:20:58,609
Hard to sit when you got
someone's hand up your ass.

470
00:20:59,943 --> 00:21:01,904
All right, let's lose the puppet.

471
00:21:02,237 --> 00:21:06,116
And Michael discovers
that he wasn't N. Bluth after all.

472
00:21:07,994 --> 00:21:09,871
I have an older sister?

473
00:21:10,413 --> 00:21:12,666
So much for not abandoning family.

474
00:21:50,669 --> 00:21:51,711
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