1 00:00:02,230 --> 00:00:04,024 It's Arrested Development. 2 00:00:05,278 --> 00:00:08,656 Michael Bluth believed he'd just made a shocking discovery. 3 00:00:08,738 --> 00:00:11,535 I mean, that might be an older sister that we've never met. 4 00:00:11,618 --> 00:00:13,996 Wow. Look at the beak on that bird. 5 00:00:14,121 --> 00:00:16,501 Michael found the picture in a secret room 6 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:19,629 while looking for incriminating evidence against his father. 7 00:00:19,714 --> 00:00:21,383 I have an older sister? 8 00:00:21,467 --> 00:00:23,636 Don't you kind of remember having an older sister? 9 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,722 - Not at all. What, do you? - A little bit. 10 00:00:25,805 --> 00:00:27,308 You know, I mean, Nellie does sound familiar. 11 00:00:27,391 --> 00:00:29,478 Mom and Dad clearly were trying to keep this hidden from us. 12 00:00:29,561 --> 00:00:30,689 But this could be anybody. 13 00:00:30,772 --> 00:00:32,607 This could be a deformed neighbour or... 14 00:00:32,690 --> 00:00:35,236 A child that Mom and Dad gave up for some reason, 15 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:37,866 and whose identity they're now using to pin their crimes on. 16 00:00:37,949 --> 00:00:41,120 You know, the prosecutor said that there was that account with money in it 17 00:00:41,203 --> 00:00:43,456 labelled N. Bluth. Her name is Nellie. 18 00:00:43,539 --> 00:00:45,542 Michael, do you remember when you thought there was 19 00:00:45,626 --> 00:00:47,837 a mysterious Mr F. out to get you? 20 00:00:49,256 --> 00:00:51,717 Yeah, but that was retard... misguided. 21 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,762 This is different. This is N. Bluth. 22 00:00:55,016 --> 00:00:58,019 Well, why don't you just go to Dad and ask who Nellie is, point blank? 23 00:00:58,102 --> 00:00:59,856 So he can just cover it up and lie? 24 00:00:59,940 --> 00:01:02,485 I can't stand to hear one more lie out of this family. 25 00:01:02,568 --> 00:01:05,822 There's the woman I'm sexually attracted to. 26 00:01:05,989 --> 00:01:07,659 Okay. But that's the last one. 27 00:01:07,742 --> 00:01:10,455 Well, I'm off to the gym to prepare for our tryst. 28 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:11,580 Tryst? 29 00:01:11,664 --> 00:01:15,170 Yes, Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. 30 00:01:15,252 --> 00:01:16,421 You can just say "intercourse". 31 00:01:16,505 --> 00:01:18,173 We talked about it last night. 32 00:01:18,256 --> 00:01:20,678 After a disappointing attempt at lovemaking. 33 00:01:20,761 --> 00:01:24,098 This isn't going to happen. I just want you to be satisfied. 34 00:01:24,181 --> 00:01:26,645 T., you're always thinking of others. 35 00:01:26,728 --> 00:01:28,730 I tried that. It didn't work either. 36 00:01:28,814 --> 00:01:31,567 Well, you know, maybe I would be more attracted to you 37 00:01:31,651 --> 00:01:33,028 if you were in better shape. 38 00:01:33,112 --> 00:01:35,908 You know, if you were just more muscular, masculine. 39 00:01:35,991 --> 00:01:38,369 - Does that make me shallow? - No. 40 00:01:38,452 --> 00:01:40,622 I was going to say the same thing to you. 41 00:01:40,706 --> 00:01:43,043 Maybe we should take a little time to work on ourselves, 42 00:01:43,125 --> 00:01:46,799 and then we'll plan a special night in seven or eight days. 43 00:01:46,882 --> 00:01:48,968 - Or a couple of weeks. - Let's say three weeks. 44 00:01:49,135 --> 00:01:51,763 - We're gonna go for it in a month. - Starting at the start of next month. 45 00:01:51,847 --> 00:01:53,641 And we're gonna call it a 31-day month. 46 00:01:53,724 --> 00:01:55,812 Even though this particular month has 30 days. 47 00:01:55,895 --> 00:01:58,648 You know, I've already prepared a list of "won'ts". 48 00:01:58,731 --> 00:02:01,988 You're not going to believe this. My list of "can'ts". 49 00:02:02,071 --> 00:02:04,196 Marital love can be so romantic. 50 00:02:04,281 --> 00:02:05,701 What? What's that supposed to mean? 51 00:02:05,784 --> 00:02:06,995 - What? - Marital love. 52 00:02:07,078 --> 00:02:08,831 You were looking right at me, and you said marital love. 53 00:02:08,913 --> 00:02:09,998 I don't... Why would I... 54 00:02:10,081 --> 00:02:14,004 George Michael was interested because earlier that day he discovered 55 00:02:14,087 --> 00:02:17,717 that the recent mock wedding he'd acted in with his cousin Maeby... 56 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:18,845 We're married? 57 00:02:18,926 --> 00:02:21,724 was, in fact, as real and binding as the rice pudding 58 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,309 the disoriented patients had thrown at them. 59 00:02:24,393 --> 00:02:26,523 I was talking to your aunt and uncle. 60 00:02:26,607 --> 00:02:28,691 Of course, they're married, too. 61 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:31,446 - Each other. - Please. 62 00:02:31,529 --> 00:02:34,159 Pity the fool who gives me a bunch of jibber-jabber about romance. 63 00:02:34,242 --> 00:02:35,619 My religious girlfriend just dumped me. 64 00:02:35,701 --> 00:02:37,287 And for a simple little misunderstanding. 65 00:02:37,369 --> 00:02:38,790 I mean, if someone was always asking you 66 00:02:38,874 --> 00:02:40,960 to embrace the Holy Trinity, what would you think they meant? 67 00:02:41,044 --> 00:02:43,504 Gob thought it meant a three-way. 68 00:02:43,588 --> 00:02:46,594 What? I thought that's what all you guys lived for. 69 00:02:48,012 --> 00:02:49,347 What about you? You game? 70 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:50,890 Well, maybe she just wasn't for you. 71 00:02:50,973 --> 00:02:52,310 Which one? 72 00:02:52,394 --> 00:02:53,979 I really wasn't paying attention. 73 00:02:54,063 --> 00:02:57,817 The real problem is she keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. 74 00:02:57,901 --> 00:03:01,156 The something of my ways. 75 00:03:01,572 --> 00:03:03,867 - Wisdom. - It's probably wisdom. 76 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,204 Gob, listen, can I ask you a question? 77 00:03:05,287 --> 00:03:07,872 Do you remember growing up with a sister? 78 00:03:07,956 --> 00:03:11,629 Sister? No, I don't. 79 00:03:11,712 --> 00:03:14,008 Not really ringing any bells. 80 00:03:14,092 --> 00:03:15,260 Other than Lindsay, of course. 81 00:03:15,343 --> 00:03:16,844 Oh, Lindsay! 82 00:03:17,554 --> 00:03:19,809 Well, you might not be the most reputable source on this. 83 00:03:19,892 --> 00:03:23,562 Upstairs, George Michael was sharing his news with his cousin. 84 00:03:23,647 --> 00:03:24,856 You mean we're married? 85 00:03:24,941 --> 00:03:26,859 No, it's just a piece of paper. It doesn't mean anything. 86 00:03:26,944 --> 00:03:28,319 - I mean... - We should shred it. 87 00:03:28,403 --> 00:03:30,407 - It's creeping me out. - Yeah, me, too. 88 00:03:30,490 --> 00:03:33,702 But if we just put it over the dresser like we think it's a joke, 89 00:03:33,785 --> 00:03:35,789 - then we would always know... - It is a joke. 90 00:03:35,872 --> 00:03:38,209 Yeah. Unless we get it framed. 91 00:03:39,421 --> 00:03:42,339 And Michael went to investigate his mystery sister. 92 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,344 Michael! What a surprise. 93 00:03:44,553 --> 00:03:45,930 Really? Were you expecting somebody else? 94 00:03:46,014 --> 00:03:48,849 Maybe one of your two daughters? 95 00:03:48,932 --> 00:03:51,688 Lindsay and Tobias never visit. 96 00:03:53,023 --> 00:03:54,233 It's so bad. 97 00:03:54,316 --> 00:03:57,320 I actually meant Lindsay and Nellie. 98 00:03:57,903 --> 00:03:59,948 You call them that, too? 99 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:02,327 It's so nice to be able to talk like this. 100 00:04:02,411 --> 00:04:03,495 Where's Dad? 101 00:04:03,662 --> 00:04:04,749 What's all this? 102 00:04:04,832 --> 00:04:06,248 Computer stuff from the office. 103 00:04:06,331 --> 00:04:09,129 No, Pop, you're not doing another one of those Black Fridays, are you? 104 00:04:09,213 --> 00:04:10,674 Your mass firings? 105 00:04:10,758 --> 00:04:13,259 Before firing his employees, however, 106 00:04:13,342 --> 00:04:16,598 George, Sr had been sure to clear the office of its valuables. 107 00:04:16,681 --> 00:04:18,684 So, when do we get to see our new fancy office? 108 00:04:18,768 --> 00:04:22,523 Soon as you get your new fancy job. You're all fired. 109 00:04:22,607 --> 00:04:24,319 The employees never saw it coming, 110 00:04:24,402 --> 00:04:29,283 even though their first task was often to unload computers from a rental truck. 111 00:04:29,367 --> 00:04:32,913 No, it's not a Black Friday, although I did enjoy those. 112 00:04:32,996 --> 00:04:36,377 No, the prosecution's gonna want to have access to the hard drive, 113 00:04:36,460 --> 00:04:40,131 so I just want to make sure everything's nice and clean for them. 114 00:04:40,215 --> 00:04:42,134 - What the hell is that thing? - An electromagnet. 115 00:04:42,218 --> 00:04:44,390 Think of it as a giant delete key. 116 00:04:44,474 --> 00:04:48,060 Well, I hate to spoil your fun, Dad, but I got backups on all of that stuff, 117 00:04:48,143 --> 00:04:50,147 and this is illegal. 118 00:04:50,231 --> 00:04:55,278 Oh, well, excuse me, Judge Reinhold, but I am trying to protect my family. 119 00:04:57,115 --> 00:04:59,494 That's not a real gold necklace, is it? 120 00:04:59,577 --> 00:05:02,624 Well, it wasn't really your 50th birthday. 121 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,084 You know, Dad, you can't have this stuff in here, all right? 122 00:05:05,168 --> 00:05:06,962 And we don't need more trouble. 123 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:10,760 It's bad enough you got Buster faking a coma just so he doesn't have to testify. 124 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:13,013 I've been trying to get him out of that coma. 125 00:05:13,097 --> 00:05:15,726 It's costing us a fortune. He's sleeping us dry. 126 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:19,982 Okay, faker, I'm cutting the cord. 127 00:05:20,107 --> 00:05:22,652 I'll see you at the snack machine. 128 00:05:23,946 --> 00:05:25,698 Well, if he knows that you don't want him in the coma, 129 00:05:25,781 --> 00:05:26,991 then why is he still in it? 130 00:05:27,074 --> 00:05:28,953 For some reason he won't tell me. 131 00:05:29,036 --> 00:05:30,665 He'd fallen for his day nurse. 132 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:32,874 Buster, you're so dear. 133 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:36,797 She found his complete lack of personality and movement enchanting. 134 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,632 I wish you could say something. 135 00:05:38,716 --> 00:05:41,430 Of course, if you did, everything would be ruined 136 00:05:41,513 --> 00:05:43,932 'cause you wouldn't be as pure. 137 00:05:44,016 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaking of living a lie, 138 00:05:45,643 --> 00:05:48,816 I don't suppose either one of you have remembered who this N. Bluth is, huh? 139 00:05:48,899 --> 00:05:51,444 Not a Nick or a Nellie? 140 00:05:51,527 --> 00:05:53,696 Just the one who married Lindsay. 141 00:05:55,241 --> 00:05:57,410 Isn't it fun to talk like this? 142 00:05:59,456 --> 00:06:03,376 So Michael returned to the office, where the atmosphere was paranoid. 143 00:06:03,460 --> 00:06:05,006 - Is it Black Friday? - No one's getting fired. 144 00:06:05,089 --> 00:06:06,131 No one's getting fired. 145 00:06:06,214 --> 00:06:08,176 But we haven't been paid, and they took our computers. 146 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:10,636 I know how this looks bad, but it's just my father trying to erase 147 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,432 all the hard drives to avoid conviction. 148 00:06:12,515 --> 00:06:14,937 The company is fine. This is fun though, isn't it? 149 00:06:15,021 --> 00:06:17,022 They brought out all the old machines. 150 00:06:17,104 --> 00:06:20,527 I mean, they've seen better days, but I'm sure they're all functional, right? 151 00:06:20,612 --> 00:06:22,322 Like Tom here. 152 00:06:22,489 --> 00:06:24,366 - I'm 30. - You're kidding me. 153 00:06:25,534 --> 00:06:28,540 But Michael found the equipment frustrating as well. 154 00:06:28,624 --> 00:06:30,291 Gob's programme? 155 00:06:32,336 --> 00:06:33,380 Idiot. 156 00:06:33,463 --> 00:06:35,384 And then he noticed something else. 157 00:06:38,261 --> 00:06:40,640 - Nellie? - Michael, I've gotta talk to you. 158 00:06:40,723 --> 00:06:43,435 Wow. KY Pro, huh? 159 00:06:43,519 --> 00:06:46,065 Hey, don't get any moisture on these babes. 160 00:06:46,691 --> 00:06:48,193 Tobias. 161 00:06:48,276 --> 00:06:51,949 Buddy, I needed that information. This is that sister I've been looking for. 162 00:06:52,032 --> 00:06:53,074 Well, just hit print screen. 163 00:06:53,158 --> 00:06:55,036 I'm sure that whatever's on there will come up. 164 00:06:55,121 --> 00:06:56,663 Look at that. 165 00:06:59,543 --> 00:07:01,379 I kind of remember these being faster, you know? 166 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:05,884 Yeah. We were probably all so jacked up on amyl and disco music, we didn't notice. 167 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:07,804 But you know what? I'm glad about this printer lag, 168 00:07:07,887 --> 00:07:11,308 because I was hoping to have a jaw session with you. 169 00:07:11,726 --> 00:07:14,023 Well, why don't we just say as long as that means a talk? 170 00:07:14,106 --> 00:07:18,235 I find myself attracted to someone who is not my wife. 171 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,697 What's her name? 172 00:07:19,823 --> 00:07:21,116 Michael. 173 00:07:22,199 --> 00:07:25,080 - Can you believe it? - You're married to my sister. 174 00:07:25,164 --> 00:07:26,498 Don't you think I know that? 175 00:07:26,582 --> 00:07:29,127 I'm not interested in you that way. 176 00:07:29,209 --> 00:07:31,005 - What way? - Pick one. 177 00:07:31,088 --> 00:07:34,093 No, did you think you were the Michael I was talking about? 178 00:07:34,177 --> 00:07:36,179 - No. - What? 179 00:07:36,262 --> 00:07:39,434 No, interesting that your mind went there, though. Okay. 180 00:07:39,517 --> 00:07:43,355 No, I'm afraid the Michael I'm talking about is all lady. 181 00:07:43,481 --> 00:07:44,774 She's the trainer at my gym. 182 00:07:44,858 --> 00:07:46,444 This is the trainer you started with today? 183 00:07:46,528 --> 00:07:48,864 Indeed. Can you believe she's a bodybuilder? 184 00:07:48,947 --> 00:07:50,032 Indeed. 185 00:07:50,115 --> 00:07:52,243 What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? 186 00:07:52,328 --> 00:07:55,247 You're nervous about becoming intimate with Lindsay again. 187 00:07:55,331 --> 00:07:57,334 You probably should not rush into things, you know? 188 00:07:57,417 --> 00:07:59,589 Don't call this girl-Michael. 189 00:07:59,672 --> 00:08:01,757 Stay away from the gym. Just leave it alone. 190 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,677 Wise words, boy-Michael. 191 00:08:03,802 --> 00:08:07,139 I'll tell you, if I wasn't so dripping and disgustingly sweaty right now, 192 00:08:07,222 --> 00:08:09,685 I'd hop over this desk and give you such a hug. 193 00:08:09,769 --> 00:08:12,023 Hey, coulda, shoulda, woulda. 194 00:08:12,106 --> 00:08:13,442 Hey, no. Look. 195 00:08:13,523 --> 00:08:15,361 Number's up. Look at that. 196 00:08:15,819 --> 00:08:17,781 It would've been a seven. 197 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:21,368 Later that night, Lucille visited Buster in the hospital. 198 00:08:21,451 --> 00:08:22,663 What the hell is this? 199 00:08:22,746 --> 00:08:25,459 My name is Representative John Van Heusen, 200 00:08:25,543 --> 00:08:28,671 and I am here to protect the dignity of this boy's life. 201 00:08:28,754 --> 00:08:30,842 Dignity? Easy for you to say. 202 00:08:30,926 --> 00:08:32,679 I'm the one who has to loofah his stump. 203 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:36,431 I believe death is wrong in all of its forms, except lethal injection. 204 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:39,145 But that's just as a deterrent against more death. 205 00:08:39,230 --> 00:08:42,232 And this young man is enjoying life. 206 00:08:44,111 --> 00:08:46,696 Look at us, huh? We're having a blast here, huh? 207 00:08:46,779 --> 00:08:49,493 How the hell did you even find out about Sleeping Beauty here? 208 00:08:49,576 --> 00:08:52,872 It was an anonymous tip from someone who cares about Buster's life. 209 00:08:52,956 --> 00:08:54,749 It's not ringing any bells. 210 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:57,004 In fact, it was Buster himself. 211 00:08:57,087 --> 00:08:59,674 They're trying to kill Baby Buster. 212 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,677 That's right, from the videos. 213 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:05,099 Well, no one's killing Baby Buster on my watch. 214 00:09:05,182 --> 00:09:08,563 That is unless, of course, it's as a penalty in a three-strike scenario. 215 00:09:08,646 --> 00:09:12,316 No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. 216 00:09:13,695 --> 00:09:16,615 Michael, meanwhile, had called one number after another 217 00:09:16,699 --> 00:09:20,413 until he found Frank, a colleague of the woman he knew as Nellie. 218 00:09:20,495 --> 00:09:21,539 I am looking for Nellie. 219 00:09:21,622 --> 00:09:24,796 Yeah, well, she's working a software convention at some hotel. 220 00:09:24,879 --> 00:09:27,715 - I can set up a meeting at the bar, man. - Appreciate it. 221 00:09:27,882 --> 00:09:31,346 And so Michael arrived at the bar, hoping to spot someone 222 00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:33,140 who could be his sister. 223 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:37,856 She grew into the nose. 224 00:09:38,023 --> 00:09:40,567 Nellie? Hey, hi. Michael. 225 00:09:40,650 --> 00:09:43,405 Frank sent me. I think I might be interested in your services. 226 00:09:43,489 --> 00:09:44,822 - You won't be sorry. - Yeah? 227 00:09:44,907 --> 00:09:47,284 I was hoping that maybe we could just talk a little bit first, huh? 228 00:09:47,367 --> 00:09:48,704 Yeah, most people want to. 229 00:09:48,787 --> 00:09:50,165 And they did talk. 230 00:09:50,248 --> 00:09:54,504 And Michael felt a connection like he'd never felt with anyone in his family. 231 00:09:54,587 --> 00:09:58,134 I had a locker on the first floor, freshman year, right next to the caf 232 00:09:58,218 --> 00:10:00,261 with all the junior lockers, so it was clearly a mistake, 233 00:10:00,345 --> 00:10:01,848 but I didn't say anything, right? 234 00:10:01,932 --> 00:10:03,016 You're bad. 235 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:05,352 I had that same locker all throughout the sophomore year. 236 00:10:05,435 --> 00:10:08,191 Junior year they had me up on the third floor with all the frosh. 237 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,318 That is wild. 238 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,737 I had the same combo all throughout 'cause I transferred the lock. 239 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:12,905 Let me tell you why I transferred the lock. 240 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:16,118 Hey, let's see what some of the other folks are up to. 241 00:10:16,870 --> 00:10:18,080 Nothing there. 242 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:21,335 Or there. 243 00:10:25,382 --> 00:10:26,592 Oh, my. 244 00:10:26,676 --> 00:10:28,303 Let's get back to Michael. 245 00:10:28,387 --> 00:10:31,139 And it was Joe Namath's number, Babe Ruth's number, then my birthday. 246 00:10:31,223 --> 00:10:33,311 That is a great story. 247 00:10:33,394 --> 00:10:35,064 It wasn't a great story. 248 00:10:35,147 --> 00:10:37,147 Nellie was just a great listener. 249 00:10:37,231 --> 00:10:38,733 Most prostitutes are. 250 00:10:38,817 --> 00:10:40,654 Nellie, the hell with formalities. 251 00:10:40,737 --> 00:10:42,866 I think you and I should do business together. 252 00:10:42,951 --> 00:10:44,074 Me, too. 253 00:10:51,378 --> 00:10:55,592 Michael had just hired a woman he'd secretly believed to be his sister. 254 00:10:55,676 --> 00:10:57,468 How did you get into this line of work? 255 00:10:57,552 --> 00:11:00,975 But, of course, he'd also yet to figure out she was a prostitute. 256 00:11:01,059 --> 00:11:03,730 Well, I was buried in loan debt from business school, 257 00:11:03,812 --> 00:11:05,606 so I started whoring myself out. 258 00:11:05,690 --> 00:11:07,151 Not that there weren't clues. 259 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:10,155 What do you say we go up to my room and seal the deal? 260 00:11:10,238 --> 00:11:11,322 You're staying here? 261 00:11:11,406 --> 00:11:13,326 I was actually hoping to get into your business tomorrow, 262 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:16,496 and it would give you the chance to meet everybody in the office, you know, 263 00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:18,250 'cause you're gonna be working for the whole staff. 264 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,087 You're gonna be filling, like, three openings. 265 00:11:20,171 --> 00:11:23,215 I heard there were a couple of girls like me consulting over at Enron. 266 00:11:23,299 --> 00:11:27,013 And so the next day, Michael introduced his new consultant to his staff, 267 00:11:27,097 --> 00:11:29,015 who weren't that pleased to meet her. 268 00:11:29,098 --> 00:11:31,351 - You hired someone else? - Yes. 269 00:11:31,435 --> 00:11:33,023 We haven't even been paid yet. 270 00:11:33,106 --> 00:11:35,483 That's exactly why I hired her. To help out with the finances. 271 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:37,110 She's absolutely amazing at that stuff. 272 00:11:37,194 --> 00:11:39,406 Right? You do, do finances and stuff, right? 273 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,576 I do all sorts of scenes. 274 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:42,786 There you go. Okay, guys, 275 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,415 don't be afraid to put her in any position that you want, okay? 276 00:11:45,499 --> 00:11:48,960 Dave, you give her access to everything, okay? 277 00:11:49,044 --> 00:11:51,799 I want you guys to think of her as Nellie Bluth, all right? 278 00:11:51,882 --> 00:11:55,220 In fact, we should probably get an I.D. with that printed on it, okay? 279 00:11:55,303 --> 00:11:57,555 But she did have a list of "won'ts". 280 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,559 We have some ground rules first, okay? 281 00:11:59,644 --> 00:12:03,691 No..., or... 282 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:07,697 And no... unless you're wearing a... 283 00:12:07,779 --> 00:12:09,407 Or you... before you... me. 284 00:12:09,491 --> 00:12:13,456 And if this winds up on the web, I will... you in the... 285 00:12:14,413 --> 00:12:17,001 Our computers don't even work on the Internet. 286 00:12:17,085 --> 00:12:18,170 Who's first? 287 00:12:18,254 --> 00:12:21,465 Back at the model home, George Michael was still trying 288 00:12:21,549 --> 00:12:23,636 to make his accidental marriage work. 289 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:28,226 I thought maybe, we could pop in a... in the old DVD player and sit and watch it. 290 00:12:28,309 --> 00:12:30,397 Maybe just the two of us, husband and wife. 291 00:12:30,897 --> 00:12:32,023 I'm just kidding. 292 00:12:32,108 --> 00:12:35,319 I mean, the State of California isn't. You know, that's what makes it funny. 293 00:12:35,404 --> 00:12:38,491 I'm worried you're taking this too seriously. 294 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,285 Just the opposite. 295 00:12:45,544 --> 00:12:46,835 What the hell is that? 296 00:12:46,918 --> 00:12:49,382 I bought you a wedding ring... tone. 297 00:12:51,135 --> 00:12:52,512 Opposite of serious. 298 00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,264 And Michael was getting an update 299 00:12:54,347 --> 00:12:57,393 on how his newest employee, Nellie, was working out. 300 00:12:57,476 --> 00:13:00,982 Really? And all the guys like her, huh? That is great. 301 00:13:01,356 --> 00:13:03,528 You mean "away" though, right? 302 00:13:03,612 --> 00:13:05,823 Because otherwise it sounds a little different. 303 00:13:05,906 --> 00:13:08,367 But that's outstanding. 304 00:13:09,203 --> 00:13:10,830 Real good. You forgot to say "away" again. 305 00:13:10,913 --> 00:13:14,043 But listen, let me call you back in a bit, okay? Bye. 306 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:18,007 Nellie has blown them all away. 307 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:19,508 Yeah, well, I think it's crazy. 308 00:13:19,592 --> 00:13:21,178 You've given her access to everything. 309 00:13:21,261 --> 00:13:22,764 The banking. And for what? 310 00:13:22,847 --> 00:13:24,643 I mean, you're basing this whole thing on the fact 311 00:13:24,725 --> 00:13:26,894 that she shares a name with someone you played with as a baby. 312 00:13:26,977 --> 00:13:28,688 Lindsay, I can tell that it's real. 313 00:13:28,773 --> 00:13:31,568 It's like that feeling that you read about twins having. 314 00:13:31,652 --> 00:13:33,904 We're twins. You didn't give me access to the banking. 315 00:13:33,988 --> 00:13:37,745 No, you'd just go out and you'd just whore it up, Lindsay, you know? 316 00:13:37,829 --> 00:13:39,704 Now, she's different. She's a little bit more like me. 317 00:13:39,788 --> 00:13:43,045 - It's like we finish each other's... - Sandwiches? 318 00:13:43,127 --> 00:13:44,505 Sentences. 319 00:13:44,879 --> 00:13:47,215 - Why would I say... - Sandwiches? 320 00:13:47,508 --> 00:13:49,678 That time I was gonna say sandwiches. 321 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,639 So I guess you haven't told Nellie what you're thinking. 322 00:13:51,722 --> 00:13:53,517 No, I have not. I've been waiting for the right time. 323 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,227 I want to make sure that she trusts me, you know? 324 00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,524 Especially since Dad is probably setting her up. 325 00:13:57,607 --> 00:13:59,899 But I might want to hurry with that whole operation, 326 00:13:59,983 --> 00:14:03,365 because she's charging us a fortune, and of course she's got this old boss 327 00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:04,906 that's claiming he wants a percentage. 328 00:14:04,989 --> 00:14:07,537 Yo, man, you owe me money. I ain't no dummy. 329 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:11,168 And it better be soon, or you're gonna feel my hand up your... 330 00:14:11,252 --> 00:14:12,919 So Nellie wants to meet me tonight for drinks. 331 00:14:13,003 --> 00:14:14,171 Maybe I'll tell her then. 332 00:14:14,255 --> 00:14:16,174 That's funny. I'm going out tonight for drinks, too. 333 00:14:16,259 --> 00:14:17,761 With an exciting new man. 334 00:14:17,843 --> 00:14:19,471 Really trying to make that marriage work, aren't you? 335 00:14:19,555 --> 00:14:23,519 Well, excuse me, Judge Reinhold, but I'm feeling a little pressure here. 336 00:14:23,602 --> 00:14:25,603 I mean, if you had to have sex with Tobias in four months, 337 00:14:25,687 --> 00:14:27,189 you'd be shopping for a way out, too. 338 00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:29,904 I stand corrected. And disgusted. 339 00:14:30,361 --> 00:14:32,657 And Michael arrived for his meeting with Nellie. 340 00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:33,825 - Are you Michael? - Yes. 341 00:14:33,908 --> 00:14:35,995 There's a Nellie at the end of the bar who wants to see you. 342 00:14:36,078 --> 00:14:37,496 Great. Thank you. 343 00:14:37,747 --> 00:14:39,207 It's Tobias. 344 00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:41,460 Michael. Look, this has got to stop. 345 00:14:41,544 --> 00:14:44,798 I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. 346 00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:48,596 I think I see what's happening. You're meeting girl-Michael at the bar? 347 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,807 It was her idea. 348 00:14:49,891 --> 00:14:52,058 I mean, she wanted to get a drink, and I know it's crazy. 349 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:55,190 I mean, I'm married. And the carbs. 350 00:14:55,273 --> 00:14:58,360 Well, Tobias, sometimes life is about making difficult... 351 00:14:58,444 --> 00:15:00,321 Sandwiches. I know. 352 00:15:00,404 --> 00:15:01,573 You read my mind. 353 00:15:01,656 --> 00:15:03,492 Oh, God, here she is. 354 00:15:05,245 --> 00:15:06,623 Next to that guy? 355 00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:08,209 What guy? 356 00:15:08,376 --> 00:15:09,711 That guy. 357 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,630 No, that's her. 358 00:15:12,297 --> 00:15:14,927 - Him? - That's a girl. 359 00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:18,013 I think the name Michael is making you look for a man. 360 00:15:18,097 --> 00:15:19,391 Think I'm looking at a man. 361 00:15:19,475 --> 00:15:20,809 - Michael. - Yes? 362 00:15:20,893 --> 00:15:23,229 - Yes? - No, I meant girl-Michael. 363 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:24,940 I'm gonna leave you two alone. 364 00:15:25,023 --> 00:15:27,195 So nice to meet you, girl-Michael. 365 00:15:27,278 --> 00:15:28,863 What? Yes? 366 00:15:28,988 --> 00:15:30,072 Hi, Nellie. 367 00:15:30,155 --> 00:15:32,826 I was thinking that we could meet down here. 368 00:15:32,910 --> 00:15:35,082 Actually, I think I'm gonna come up. 369 00:15:35,248 --> 00:15:36,831 I really need to see you. 370 00:15:36,916 --> 00:15:38,335 Yeah, I really want to see you, too. 371 00:15:38,418 --> 00:15:39,712 There's something we need to talk about. 372 00:15:39,796 --> 00:15:41,674 I've always been mildly attracted to you. 373 00:15:41,757 --> 00:15:43,341 - What? - Well, let's face it. 374 00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:45,553 There's no denying that there's a heat between us. 375 00:15:45,637 --> 00:15:47,099 I deny it. I'd like to deny that. 376 00:15:47,182 --> 00:15:49,600 I know you feel it, too, this burning desire. 377 00:15:49,684 --> 00:15:50,935 I don't feel anything. 378 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,274 I feel a burning mutual respect. 379 00:15:53,358 --> 00:15:56,568 I've got an outfit that's gonna turn that respect into something fun. 380 00:15:56,652 --> 00:15:58,155 Respect is fun, Nellie. 381 00:15:58,239 --> 00:16:00,701 You know, you're gonna want respect when you hear what I... 382 00:16:00,784 --> 00:16:01,869 Where is the light? 383 00:16:01,951 --> 00:16:03,872 - Don't touch that light! - What? 384 00:16:03,954 --> 00:16:07,294 This is what happens when you steal from Frank's stable without paying. 385 00:16:07,377 --> 00:16:09,754 You wanna be her pimp, you gotta settle up with me. 386 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,924 Pimp? You mean that she's a... 387 00:16:12,009 --> 00:16:14,512 Lady of the evening. Working girl. 388 00:16:14,595 --> 00:16:16,556 She turns illusions for money. 389 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,978 And that's when Michael recognised the voice. 390 00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:20,354 - Tricks. - Wait a minute. 391 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:21,563 Don't you do it! 392 00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:23,608 Ain't nobody gonna see what Frank looks like! 393 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,820 Franklin is Frank? 394 00:16:31,746 --> 00:16:34,749 Michael had just discovered that his brother was the pimp 395 00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:36,836 for the woman he thought was his sister. 396 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,424 What the hell is going on? Nellie is not a prostitute. 397 00:16:39,507 --> 00:16:40,718 Of course she is. 398 00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:42,303 But I can see what the misunderstanding is. 399 00:16:42,386 --> 00:16:43,512 You didn't know. 400 00:16:43,596 --> 00:16:45,308 Maybe we can give him a family discount! 401 00:16:45,391 --> 00:16:46,559 Family discount is right, Gob. 402 00:16:46,642 --> 00:16:48,561 This is the sister that I've been talking about. 403 00:16:48,644 --> 00:16:51,273 Maybe I should've been getting a family rate. 404 00:16:51,398 --> 00:16:53,527 - Oh, my God! - How do you know her? 405 00:16:53,904 --> 00:16:56,280 - Met up with her after a show. - And you did things with her? 406 00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,533 He didn't. 407 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:58,701 I did. 408 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,411 Well, if you consider crying like a girl doing something. 409 00:17:01,496 --> 00:17:03,958 I just want my brother to respect me, you know? 410 00:17:04,042 --> 00:17:06,046 I mean, I don't even have a job. 411 00:17:06,129 --> 00:17:08,590 Look, I could use a man's voice on the phone. 412 00:17:08,674 --> 00:17:10,636 And I like your little puppet show. 413 00:17:10,719 --> 00:17:13,890 Ain't so little when I take my pants off, lady. 414 00:17:14,181 --> 00:17:16,977 I mean, obviously I'd take some of the cry out of that. 415 00:17:17,354 --> 00:17:19,481 But I am not a pimp, Michael. 416 00:17:19,564 --> 00:17:23,362 She needed protection, so I make some threats, I wear this hat, 417 00:17:23,487 --> 00:17:25,448 and I collect my 10%. 418 00:17:25,616 --> 00:17:29,204 Yeah, that's a pimp. And our sister is a prostitute. 419 00:17:29,287 --> 00:17:31,541 - I'm your sister? - I think so. 420 00:17:31,624 --> 00:17:33,166 I found you in my dad's computer. 421 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,044 And I thought that maybe he was embezzling money 422 00:17:35,127 --> 00:17:36,588 and taking advantage of you, 423 00:17:36,673 --> 00:17:38,927 and that's why I hired you to do your work at the office. 424 00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:40,343 Oh, my God. 425 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,516 Wait a minute, what kind of work did you do? 426 00:17:42,599 --> 00:17:45,060 No wonder they were so happy. 427 00:17:45,186 --> 00:17:46,853 I'm so embarrassed. 428 00:17:46,937 --> 00:17:48,773 Nellie, hang on a second. 429 00:17:48,856 --> 00:17:51,402 You know, Gob, this might be that sign from God 430 00:17:51,485 --> 00:17:53,989 that you should change your ways. 431 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,075 No, I think that's going to be something big. 432 00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:59,455 Downstairs, meanwhile, Lindsay arrived at the bar for her date. 433 00:17:59,539 --> 00:18:01,917 Michael. Oh, my God, my husband. 434 00:18:02,002 --> 00:18:03,337 Oh, my God, my wife. 435 00:18:03,421 --> 00:18:04,839 Are you two here for each other? 436 00:18:04,922 --> 00:18:06,339 Is that what you were doing? 437 00:18:06,422 --> 00:18:08,260 - How dare you! - How dare you! 438 00:18:08,343 --> 00:18:10,221 - And with another woman! - With another man! 439 00:18:10,305 --> 00:18:12,766 Wait, wait. You didn't plan this together? 440 00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:15,145 I just assumed you wanted a Holy Trinity. 441 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,817 Absolutely not. We're a happily married couple. 442 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:20,987 Yes, who happen to be very much in love with each other. 443 00:18:21,070 --> 00:18:23,700 Well, you're still gonna have to pay Frank. 444 00:18:24,909 --> 00:18:26,328 Michael confronted his father. 445 00:18:26,411 --> 00:18:27,913 I know who N. Bluth is. 446 00:18:27,997 --> 00:18:30,334 It is Nellie, and I found her. 447 00:18:31,337 --> 00:18:33,546 That's your sissy cousin Larry. 448 00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:36,092 Even then we knew. That's why we called him Nellie. 449 00:18:36,176 --> 00:18:37,804 Do you not know that expression, Michael? 450 00:18:37,888 --> 00:18:39,096 I thought we were on the same page here. 451 00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:41,350 It's a nice try, Pop, but in your old computer, I found a Nellie. 452 00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:43,519 You're trying to tell me that that is not my sister? 453 00:18:43,603 --> 00:18:45,270 Yes. It's perfectly innocent. 454 00:18:45,354 --> 00:18:47,150 She's my prostitute. 455 00:18:47,233 --> 00:18:48,443 I'm a red-blooded man. 456 00:18:48,526 --> 00:18:50,405 I have certain needs that your mom can't satisfy. 457 00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:52,657 But sex wasn't one of them. 458 00:18:52,742 --> 00:18:55,703 I just want my brother to envy my money. 459 00:18:56,748 --> 00:18:58,456 But he's got that hair. 460 00:18:58,539 --> 00:19:02,548 Why can't I have hair and money, and him nothing? 461 00:19:03,715 --> 00:19:06,010 She's not my sister. I let her into the company. 462 00:19:06,093 --> 00:19:08,556 You didn't give her access to the cash, did you? 463 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,725 She said she liked me. 464 00:19:09,809 --> 00:19:12,645 She's a prostitute. That's her job. 465 00:19:12,728 --> 00:19:15,024 Oh, no, the N. Bluth account. 466 00:19:15,525 --> 00:19:18,069 What? The N. Bluth account? That is your account? 467 00:19:18,153 --> 00:19:19,278 Maybe. 468 00:19:19,362 --> 00:19:23,454 But it's only embezzlement if you spend it outside the company. 469 00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:26,414 It's gone. It's empty. She got to it. 470 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,794 - Well, there goes the company. - Okay, now, hold on, now. 471 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:33,300 Let's not panic, because I know someone who can find her. 472 00:19:33,384 --> 00:19:36,179 - His name is Frank. - That's Gob's puppet. 473 00:19:36,598 --> 00:19:38,474 I'm going to prison. 474 00:19:39,058 --> 00:19:41,564 You haven't heard from Oscar lately, have you? 475 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:42,982 - No. - Okay. 476 00:19:43,272 --> 00:19:46,946 And the next day Michael returned to the office to tell the employees 477 00:19:47,028 --> 00:19:48,906 that Black Friday had indeed arrived. 478 00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:50,116 - Hey, Ted. - Yeah. 479 00:19:50,199 --> 00:19:51,325 What's going on? 480 00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:53,704 Nellie got all of us our cheques, and these great new computers. 481 00:19:53,787 --> 00:19:55,082 - And if you think... - Excuse me. 482 00:19:55,165 --> 00:19:56,248 Nellie, you did this? 483 00:19:56,331 --> 00:19:58,044 I took it out of the N. Bluth account. 484 00:19:58,127 --> 00:20:01,257 If you spend it within the company, it gives the prosecutors nothing. 485 00:20:01,341 --> 00:20:04,344 Also, it was the only way to get myself the $10,000 that you owed me. 486 00:20:04,428 --> 00:20:05,512 $10,000? 487 00:20:05,596 --> 00:20:07,141 What did you do with these guys exactly? 488 00:20:07,224 --> 00:20:10,979 They mostly just cried. You've got a real morale problem here. 489 00:20:11,062 --> 00:20:12,440 You cried? 490 00:20:12,858 --> 00:20:15,153 Listen, I thought that you were going to... 491 00:20:15,236 --> 00:20:16,988 - Steal it? - Yes. 492 00:20:17,071 --> 00:20:19,157 But I might be your sister, remember? 493 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,871 Well, the fact that you didn't steal it might actually be proof that you're not. 494 00:20:22,954 --> 00:20:26,084 Even if we're not related, I think I would like for you to work here. 495 00:20:26,168 --> 00:20:29,213 You're very, very good at it, and what you do for a job 496 00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:31,886 is not really a great way to make a living, you know? 497 00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:33,889 I make $300,000 a year. 498 00:20:34,013 --> 00:20:35,347 Marry me! 499 00:20:36,097 --> 00:20:37,601 That's weird on so many levels. 500 00:20:40,063 --> 00:20:42,233 Gob has a religious conversion. 501 00:20:42,317 --> 00:20:44,779 I've seen a sign, and I want to make this work. 502 00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:48,034 A committed relationship that actually means something. 503 00:20:51,747 --> 00:20:54,084 How about you? You want to do just the two of us? 504 00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:58,172 And Buster's fake coma is put to its greatest test. 505 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,223 Don't you die on me. Don't you die on me. 506 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:05,433 Oh, my. 507 00:21:43,530 --> 00:21:44,615 English