1 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:04,505 It was over a hundred degrees 2 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:08,176 on the border of California and Mexico. 3 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:10,878 But that was nothing compared to the temperature 4 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:14,014 inside George Sr.'s desert sweat lodge... 5 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:15,849 So hot. 6 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:18,319 where he had gathered a group of CEOs... 7 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,588 So hot. 8 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,256 with the promise of spiritual enlightenment... 9 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:24,058 Anybody hallucinating yet? 10 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:27,328 Did anybody else hear that iguana speak? 11 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:30,398 as a stepping stone to financial empowerment. 12 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:31,565 Let's kill it. 13 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:34,335 Okay. They're ready. 14 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,836 Of course, there were certain occupational hazards. 15 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,338 All right, guys, easy. 16 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,006 - I'm not... - Kill the iguana. 17 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,075 I'm not an iguana. 18 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:43,077 It's part of the process. 19 00:00:43,111 --> 00:00:45,779 They're ready. They're ready! 20 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,515 Now the story 21 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:50,418 of a family whose future was abruptly canceled 22 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:52,386 and the one father who had no choice 23 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,622 but to keep himself together. 24 00:00:57,658 --> 00:01:00,661 It's George Sr.'s... 25 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:07,301 George Sr. was getting ready to motivate 26 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:11,305 his gathered CEOs after a narrow brush with death 27 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:13,774 at the hands of a Frito-Lay executive. 28 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:16,377 Yeah! 29 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:19,113 Now, that was the most invigorating session yet. 30 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:20,981 I feel good. 31 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:22,450 You feel good? 32 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,652 This is George Sr. 33 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,954 I got you. 34 00:01:26,987 --> 00:01:28,456 You know, guys, even I, Father B., 35 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:29,890 when I first started these sweat lodges, 36 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,292 I would come out of there thinking, 37 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:33,494 oh, God, I wish I had a... a lemonade. 38 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,396 Just like a child, you know. 39 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:39,133 Cold water, some lemons, a little sugar, you know. 40 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:41,502 That's what I gave my power to! 41 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:43,737 Can we have the teaching pitcher please? 42 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:44,805 Heartfire. 43 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:45,839 Hey, guys, this is Heartfire. 44 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:47,241 She is silent, 45 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:50,778 but in that silence, there is strength. 46 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:52,846 She needs no words to communicate to you. 47 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:58,652 Boundless power to you, too, Heartfire. 48 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:01,255 Hell, I was so weak, you guys, 49 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:06,126 I was willing to spend $10,000 just a little... 50 00:02:07,161 --> 00:02:08,662 sip of this lemonade. 51 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,097 Fifteen! 52 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,800 But now I can spend two hours in brutal heat 53 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,802 with a cup of this cold, refreshing lemonade 54 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,537 and just pour it in the dirt. 55 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,306 Ah, come on, Daniels! 56 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:20,508 You ran Bear Stearns, for God's sake! 57 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:21,709 I was like this. 58 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,611 Just like this. 59 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,613 Then I went to the desert to seek answers, 60 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,648 and now I have them. 61 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:30,351 Actually, George Sr. had come to the desert 62 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,786 to escape questions. 63 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,556 Years earlier, after duping his twin brother Oscar... 64 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,658 - You gave me up, George. - George? I'm not George. 65 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,493 into taking his place at a party 66 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:41,862 the family held on the Queen Mary, 67 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:44,232 George Sr. stowed away with a son 68 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:45,866 who was also fleeing the family. 69 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:48,502 How was the party? 70 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,003 Mom stole it. 71 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:52,206 - The whole boat? - She had. 72 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,708 - As she fled to sea... - Full steam, boys! 73 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:58,312 a strategy their lawyer's son came up with 74 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,314 on his first day back in the country after law school. 75 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:01,815 I'm wondering if we shouldn't have a plan 76 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,517 in regards to bookkeeping, 77 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:06,254 in case we accidentally make a mistake or get caught. 78 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:11,058 What if we were to become a... an-an... an NLC? 79 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:13,394 - Ooh! - A "No Liability Corporation." 80 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,496 We just have no liability, just nothing... 81 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:18,366 Well, first of all, I would avoid doing anything illegal. 82 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,700 May I make a suggestion? 83 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,869 - Sure. - Take to the sea! 84 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:23,604 Three miles out, and it's a free-for-all! 85 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,906 No rules, pirate radio laws. 86 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:29,042 Really! Is this true, Mr. Zuckerkorn? 87 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:30,711 Sure. 88 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,746 So we will stick together and have 89 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,682 all of our meetings on boats. 90 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,784 Well, uh, I don't know if that's necessary. 91 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,552 Yeah, because they don't have to be together, because you can't 92 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,120 try a husband and wife for the same crime, right? 93 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:41,889 Sure. 94 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:44,191 We have the best attorneys. 95 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,226 You think we should go back? 96 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:48,462 Absolutely. She's your mother. 97 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:50,097 Family has to stick together. 98 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,732 You're afraid she'll turn on you. 99 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,901 Won't even leave the table during a dinner party. 100 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,202 Okay. 101 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,904 We're going back, George Michael! 102 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:59,807 It turned out, Lucille had returned to shore, too. 103 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,742 Why the alleged ship-jacker 104 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,411 changed direction is still unexplained. 105 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,779 And soon the family met up 106 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,415 at the beginning of a fourth season... 107 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,417 - My wife, how is she? - ... that would never come. 108 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:10,918 She's fine. You're lucky we didn't have an autumn, 109 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,052 otherwise she'd be colder. 110 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,387 Look what they've done, George! 111 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:15,589 Look what the homosexuals have done to me. 112 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:17,291 A joyride. 113 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:19,159 That's what they decide to do with the freedom 114 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:20,794 this country has given them. 115 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,563 That's the best alibi I've been able 116 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,732 to come up with, because our lawyer says he thinks 117 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,301 he can get rid of the SEC charges, 118 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:30,237 but he's worried about the pirating of the Queen Mary. 119 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,172 Says they have a suit against us. 120 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,775 - Where is Barry? - He's with the harbormaster. 121 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:37,578 He's trying to dazzle them with a suit of his own. 122 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,613 Well, he hated the suit. 123 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,482 Thought I was making fun. 124 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:44,852 But basically, this is a "good news/bad news" deal. 125 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:47,120 First of all, won't be cheap. 126 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:49,357 It's gonna cost you a fortune in legal fees. 127 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:51,359 - What's the good news? - Oh, yeah. 128 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:52,993 Well, from your perspective, I can see where 129 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,294 you think it's all bad news. 130 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:55,496 It's all bad news. 131 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:56,764 Also, it turns out 132 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,332 that stealing the Queen Mary 133 00:04:58,366 --> 00:04:59,867 comes under maritime law, 134 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,135 which, I just found out, is an actual thing. 135 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:03,136 It's a real thing. 136 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:04,304 Don't you worry. 137 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:05,272 We got three months 138 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,840 to prepare for this hearing. 139 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:09,377 And so, George Sr. went to his competitor, 140 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:11,345 Stan Sitwell, with an offer, 141 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:14,147 so he could afford to cover Lucille's high legal fees. 142 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:16,950 Buy the rest of your stock? You got to be kidding me. 143 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,986 I already dumped the stock I owned to Lucille Austero. 144 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,388 Don't forget, I was on that boat. 145 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:21,889 And believe me, I lost 146 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,891 more than just the 50 grand on that sale. 147 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:26,159 I also lost a perfectly good pair of 148 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:28,629 human chest hair nipple tufts when we hit the water. 149 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:31,198 Stan Sitwell suffered from alopecia, 150 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:32,733 a condition that rendered him hairless. 151 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:35,035 That's kelp; why would I put it onto my chest 152 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,637 or head or anywhere else? 153 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,171 I was gonna show those babies off 154 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:40,140 - at the Jacuzzi after-party. - Come on, Stan. 155 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,742 I'm offering you the chance to double 156 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:43,711 - the size of your business. - Way ahead of you. 157 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,312 I've got a big project coming up. 158 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,147 And even you can't compete for this one, 159 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,148 with your business in the shape that it's in. 160 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,182 This is a biggie. 161 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:50,317 I get this contract, 162 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,919 and it gets government approval, 163 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,521 I'll be bigger than Halliburton. 164 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,088 Well, maybe not Halliburton, 165 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:56,657 but definitely Halliburton Teen. 166 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,358 Halliburton Teen was a leading 167 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:00,694 youth and lifestyle retailer, despite the fact 168 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:05,599 that it was a rebranding of the tarnished Halliburton 169 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,435 Penitentiary and Rendition Systems. 170 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,937 It's also how their deep-water drilling enterprise 171 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,972 spawned this company. 172 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,375 Anyway, you're too late. 173 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:16,944 The contract is practically mine. 174 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,413 Even you can't underbid me. 175 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:22,049 Well, you may have a bigger business than me, 176 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:25,052 but you will never have this. 177 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,954 And believe me, I'm gonna find out 178 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:29,356 that project you're working on, even if I have to search 179 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,560 the public records for the blueprints myself. 180 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:34,127 Unless you search in this office, 181 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:35,796 you will never find them. 182 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,905 Oh... aah...! 183 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,140 Ow, my hair! My beautiful hair! 184 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:51,979 My hair! My beautiful hair! 185 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,049 This isn't what it looks like! 186 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,551 Oh, really? 187 00:06:57,585 --> 00:07:00,954 Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush. 188 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:04,892 Well, you got me. 189 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,894 You're in for a rude awakening, Sitwell. 190 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,496 It'll never stand. 191 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,831 It's too thin. 192 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:13,300 It'll never stand. 193 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,335 You see, the W's and the word "bush." 194 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,137 I mean, what else could it be? 195 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:20,741 You mean other than a 20-foot-wide monument 196 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,676 that goes five miles into the sky? 197 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:25,245 I know, I know. And I told him it wouldn't stand, 198 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,648 which I probably shouldn't have. 199 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:31,018 It's a wall, George; you're looking at it sideways. 200 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:33,687 The W stands for "wall." 201 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:34,922 The bushes... 202 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,490 Stand for the bushes. 203 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:38,692 Ah— this explains the immigration booth 204 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:40,594 10,000 feet in the air. 205 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,930 It's to separate the U.S. and Mexico, 206 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,098 to keep out the immigrants, which was my idea! 207 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,834 Was your idea. I remember. 208 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,603 You said that right after Lupe got the bleach stain 209 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:51,104 on your teal blazer. 210 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,173 How did you miss this, George? 211 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,809 This is business we should have. 212 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:58,546 Is this how you're going to let it all end, as a failure? 213 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,280 - Is that your plan? - No. 214 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,982 Of course not. 215 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:04,918 It was his plan. 216 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:09,623 George Sr. felt discouraged and alone... 217 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:12,159 Bluth for two— I mean, one. 218 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,861 I thought I already seated you. 219 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:17,164 when he saw a familiar face: his own... 220 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:20,534 on his twin brother Oscar. 221 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:22,870 George! Actually, we came in 222 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:25,138 to use the bathroom, but they sat me. 223 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,507 And they have mahimahi today. 224 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,677 Will you join us? Will you have a mahimahi on me? 225 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,979 - On you. - Fine, but I'm gonna 226 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,815 sit opposite you, so it won't look bad. 227 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,150 These are my friends; we all live in the desert together. 228 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:40,020 This is Heartfire; she's an aura specialist. 229 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,088 She did Matthew Modine. 230 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,492 I will. 231 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,561 Heartfire would like some more crackers. 232 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:49,563 Oscar, you don't believe that nonsense, do you? 233 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,231 No, no, no. You're a skeptic. 234 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,867 But I'll tell you something, the desert changes you. 235 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:55,869 Dr. Norman is a disgraced anesthesiologist. 236 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,004 Oh. 237 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,706 The bigger crime would've been 238 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,574 the patient didn't wake up and testify against me. 239 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:03,010 But nobody cares about the part of the oath he kept. 240 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,377 I'll tell you this. 241 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,680 If that nastiness had never happened, 242 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,248 I never would've gotten those prison pen pal letters 243 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,084 from the most beautiful woman in the world. 244 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:13,887 If he as bad as the state of California say he is, 245 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,757 then why did I fall in love with him, huh? 246 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,759 Yo, the state of California! 247 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,027 'em! 248 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:23,964 Bunch of California, yeah. 249 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,600 As you can imagine, her letters really stood out. 250 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,268 Do you know China Garden? 251 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,137 I know the downtown one. 252 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,471 You know, I shouldn't judge. 253 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:34,041 'Cause you have friends, and I... 254 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,575 I envy that. 255 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:38,779 You're welcome to my friends, brother. 256 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,752 I don't want these. 257 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:47,154 But perhaps due to the absence of Lucille, 258 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:50,257 the two brothers connected as they hadn't in years. 259 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,125 I'm not the big man I thought I was. 260 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,928 Forget the past, George. 261 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,230 I don't know; maybe it's because I live on the border 262 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,232 between the United States and Mexico and... 263 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,268 Hold on. Border? 264 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,637 You don't think I live like this all the time, do you? 265 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:06,573 That's why I had so much fun at that party on the Queen Mary. 266 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,909 And you paid for my haircut. 267 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,011 And you made me... dress like you. 268 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,746 Forget the past. 269 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:16,650 What were you saying about that property on the border? 270 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:18,952 And that's when George Sr. first saw the desert property. 271 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:22,189 And the much smaller sweat lodge that was on the land. 272 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:24,257 You live here? 273 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,693 Ask him! 274 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,661 Would you like to watch us make love? 275 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:28,862 No. You live here? 276 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,497 We have been. 277 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:33,166 You see, Mexico starts right at the end of that gully, 278 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,168 and we have to get in and out of there 279 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,870 so we can get at the maca root. 280 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:38,672 What the hell is maca root? 281 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:40,841 It's an ancient Aztec power herb. 282 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,142 It's an endocrine adaptogen. 283 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,811 It's legal to grow in Mexico, 284 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,979 but it's against the law to consume it there. 285 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,615 Of course, you can ingest it here, but you can't grow it. 286 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,651 And... you can bring it into Mexico, 287 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:54,187 but you can't bring it out. 288 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:56,223 So it's, uh, hard. 289 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:58,025 So you guys are knowingly breaking the law? 290 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:01,494 But it's worth it, because maca has powerful properties, 291 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:04,197 especially when combined with an hour in the sweat lodge. 292 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:07,467 It gets up to 110 degrees in there. 293 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,002 Sounds fun. 294 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:11,038 Oh, but you have to do it with us. 295 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,906 You'll find a power you didn't know you had. 296 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,976 But, um, you want to do it soon, 297 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:20,147 because they're kicking us off of the land. 298 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,681 I'm sorry. 299 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,550 Oh, great. Now you're gonna make me cry. 300 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:24,985 Oh, lizard! Look! Look, a lizard! 301 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,186 Cute! 302 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:27,888 What if I were to buy this land? 303 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,990 I don't understand; why would you want to do that? 304 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,393 Well, I always talk about being a great man. 305 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:36,329 Maybe a way to do that is not by being 306 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,398 the biggest businessman in Southern California, it's... 307 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:41,935 It's by being the best brother in Southern California. 308 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:44,004 George Sr. was going to say, 309 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,273 "By gouging the government when they needed the land..." 310 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,741 You bet. 311 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:50,110 Hey, guys, we're staying. 312 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,611 Oh, thank you, brother. 313 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,013 but he'd save that for Lucille. 314 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,849 - Thank you, maca. - Thank you, maca! 315 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,417 And I can get this land for a song. 316 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,752 George was proud of his plan. 317 00:11:58,786 --> 00:11:59,953 Are you listening to me? 318 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,889 So are those cameras, George. 319 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,390 We can't use the same cameras 320 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,558 from when he was under house arrest? 321 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,627 These are from the maritime penal system. 322 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,797 They make us use the waterproof ones. 323 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,398 - In here. - Okay. 324 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,200 We're gonna sell that land 325 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,567 to the government for Sitwell's wall, 326 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,203 and I'm gonna take the cash. 327 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,772 I am gonna mount a case that shows that my wife 328 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,874 is not the power-hungry monster 329 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,376 the SEC wants to make her out to be. 330 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,779 You're such a puny thinker. 331 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,114 Am I puny-thinking again? 332 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,448 Sitwell's wall? 333 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,383 How about our wall? We build the wall. 334 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,752 We do have the plan. 335 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,822 He says he can build it for $200 million, 336 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,924 we offer to build it for $150 million, 337 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,759 and we make up the difference when we sell the land. 338 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:43,630 And I use that cash as a little stimulus for us. 339 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,432 Maybe a little something for the family. 340 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,300 And we build that sucker... 341 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:48,601 That's my Georgie! 342 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:49,669 five miles high. 343 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,972 Long. Five miles long. 344 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:55,508 I got nothing in my system but a maca root cookie. 345 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,444 So, that one's all set. 346 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,312 Uh... can I put one up there? 347 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:02,649 Only if you want to see the sexiest video you've ever seen. 348 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:07,354 Sorry I gave you the old noodle stab in there. 349 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,590 I needed something in my system. 350 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,426 You know, we can't look like we're in cahoots on this. 351 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,662 Especially with my trial coming up. 352 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:16,964 Yeah, that's right. 353 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,999 We have to separate our assets. 354 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,433 To protect this. 355 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,136 To protect our love. 356 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,804 And that's when they got the idea 357 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:28,475 to pretend they were getting a divorce. 358 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,377 We're getting a divorce. 359 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,145 I want to know about the stimulus package. 360 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:34,781 We haven't had sex since Christmas, Michael! 361 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,984 Uh... I'm... I'm sorry. 362 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,987 You had sex seven weeks ago? 363 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,990 They were remodeling my room, and I pulled my cot in there, 364 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,392 - just like camp. - We yelled at you to leave. 365 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,160 Yeah, but then you whispered, "Don't pull out!" 366 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,464 You didn't want to use any of that money for... 367 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,503 You couldn't use any of that money to finish Sudden Valley? 368 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,571 And although their plan was dealt a minor setback 369 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,707 when Michael sold the controlling shares 370 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,976 to Lucille 2... 371 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,912 You know what? I am done with this family. 372 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,379 I hope you've saved some money, 373 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,215 'cause you're gonna need every dime now. 374 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,749 all they had to do 375 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,418 was keep their plan a secret from her 376 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,986 and cash in quickly. 377 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,155 4:28 in the morning here in the O.C. 378 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,823 I'm John Beard. 379 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,858 Well, there was some more grim economic news today. 380 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,393 The housing prices continue to plummet, 381 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,529 and the economists say it may take quite some— 382 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,397 What are you... what are you doing? 383 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,200 I'm John Beard, and I'm a Gloomy Gus. 384 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,002 I don't have a mustache. 385 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,004 And the government put the wall project on hold. 386 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,605 Can't be on hold. 387 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,942 They already gave me the money to start the building. 388 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,844 No! I cannot live off of that! 389 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,081 No, I already used that money as the down payment 390 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,116 of six square miles of desert 391 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,152 I cannot afford to make payments on! 392 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,888 Oh, God... sorry, Norman. 393 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,591 Huh? 394 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:52,960 Uh, nothing. 395 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,861 Hey, brother, you seem tense. 396 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,463 Come with me to the sweat lodge. 397 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,531 Sweat out this frustration; you can learn on this. 398 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,934 And perhaps it was a sense of futility 399 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,636 or the fact he hadn't brought a book to the desert, 400 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:08,441 but George Sr. chose to enter the small, smoke-filled room, 401 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,443 while his wife was also confined 402 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,412 to a smoke-filled room, 403 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,248 having found a way around both the building's strict 404 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,783 no-smoking policy... 405 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:22,222 and the fact that her ankle monitor prevented her 406 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,225 from approaching the balcony. 407 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,261 So, anyways, I went down to the club and I... I can't... 408 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,140 My food was gone, I could... 409 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,810 That restaurant, typically, has a really nice maitre d'... 410 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,423 Can't really remember the host's name, 411 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,491 but he was... he was kind of in his 60s... 412 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,639 I have to stop. 413 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:15,442 I have to stop. So... 414 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,846 But, finally, I just ordered... 415 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,182 pastrami shortcake, like I said, but I didn't order... 416 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,184 I didn't order sprinkles this— Oh, Mother, please. 417 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,785 Please. 418 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,388 Meanwhile, in George Sr.'s sweat lodge, 419 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:31,624 a solution to his problems was emerging, as well... 420 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,226 Kind of hot, huh? 421 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:38,365 I'd give $10,000 for a glass of lemonade right now. 422 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,433 in the form of a vision. 423 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:47,374 Sweat... and squeeze. 424 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,211 It was to be a "sweat and squeeze." 425 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,579 Dr. Norman? 426 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,115 Dr. Norman, we have a hot mess. 427 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,652 George Sr. had been passed out 428 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,555 for two days after having a vision... 429 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:06,059 which is why this seat was empty at his wife's trial. 430 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,328 But soon, he was hard at work... 431 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,563 Okay, look up large mud huts. 432 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,265 - ... making his vision a reality. -Can fit 20. 433 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,167 Do a something search. Um, used is fine. 434 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,503 No, no, I got it. 435 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,570 Sweat caves. 436 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:18,705 See what you get. 437 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,374 You got 'em? 438 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,875 All right, well, then, ship it! 439 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,078 A sweat lodge, where he could be 440 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:28,915 a preacher of profit to other type-A executives like himself. 441 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,750 All right, this whole area here, 442 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,120 this is going to be visitor yurts. 443 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:37,590 Oh, and we're gonna need industrial-size juicers! 444 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,792 He went to work on constructing a seminar, 445 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,529 much of which he borrowed from his brief stint 446 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,531 as a Jewish-y guru while in prison. 447 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,466 Now's your chance to own the entire 448 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,135 George Bluth "Caged Wisdom" library... 449 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,969 Will you read that back to me, please? 450 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,305 This time, however, he needed to be actually ordained 451 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:54,040 as a religious preacher to avoid tax implications. 452 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,742 Lemonade! 453 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,977 But fortunately, there was a Phoenix for him, too. 454 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,646 Almost there. Question three. 455 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,948 But business really took off when 456 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:04,884 an article about George Sr.'s operation appeared 457 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,455 in an exclusively first-class in-flight magazine. 458 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,424 And soon the retreat was up and running, and George Sr. 459 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,260 was determined to create the illusion 460 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:16,062 of a first-class experience. 461 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,831 And did you want the partial bush or broken gate view? 462 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:22,001 The seminar was reasonably priced at $1,000. 463 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,337 The sweat and squeeze was simple. 464 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:27,807 First, George Sr. sweated out his acolytes' defenses... 465 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,242 Ah, come on, Daniels! 466 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,178 You ran Bear Stearns, for God's sake! 467 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,612 I was like this. 468 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,914 Then I went to the desert to seek answers, 469 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,584 and now I have them. 470 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,086 and then it was time for the squeeze. 471 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,323 And for another 15 grand, you can have them, too. 472 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,425 I'll teach you how to get yachts, 473 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,994 I'll teach you how to get penthouses, 474 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,330 and how to get something for yourself 475 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:54,000 by taking it from someone who thinks it's his. 476 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,603 Does it come with lemonade? 477 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,605 It comes with all the lemonade you can drink. 478 00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,606 "Squeeze" had two meanings. 479 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,773 Who's in? 480 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,710 Sign 'em up. Sign 'em up. 481 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,612 Come on, get your wallets out, let's go, guys. 482 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,014 And George Sr. had even found a great way 483 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:10,717 - to handle the heat. - Hey. 484 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,118 Hey. 485 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,653 He had his twin brother endure it. 486 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,488 Did you bring me some lemonade? 487 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,391 No, sir. It is crazy out there. 488 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:21,194 For the first time we are out. 489 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:23,963 Look what I brought you, Mr. Oscar— 490 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,333 50 bucks— your half. 491 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:29,236 Oh, you know, I feel bad taking this. 492 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,170 All I did was sit and sweat. 493 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:32,572 Which is why it seemed 494 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,641 that Father B was so resilient 495 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:38,545 to the depleting effects of the sweat lodge. 496 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,250 Whoo! Yeah! 497 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:47,220 Now, that was the most invigorating session yet. 498 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:51,991 Hey, buddy, come on, it's happening, you know. 499 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,760 We're helping people. 500 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:57,597 —If I could give you just one note, little energy. 501 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,932 As the retreat grew, 502 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:03,169 George Sr. was finding himself emboldened with power, 503 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,772 while Oscar was bushed. 504 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,907 Hey, Oscar, that scared me. 505 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,442 Come on, man, get back in there. 506 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,110 I was starting to sweat. 507 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,179 I'm just trying to get my strength up. 508 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,414 Maca usually gets me there. 509 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:17,083 Hey, chew some maca with me. 510 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,419 I can't, okay, I got to go up to see Lucille tomorrow. 511 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:20,953 George Sr. had been meeting 512 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:24,123 with Lucille on a weekly basis at her new home 513 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,459 under the pretense of working on their divorce. 514 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:27,460 You look nice. 515 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,895 Oh, stop trying to butter me up. 516 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,730 Let's just get this divorce agreed to 517 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,231 so you can get out of here. 518 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,067 Oh, God. 519 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,035 It's almost like adultery this way. 520 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,870 Good, I like that. 521 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,139 - "My wife doesn't understand me." -My angel. 522 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,578 "I haven't had an orgasm outside of my bathtub in 30 years." 523 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,980 How's that? 524 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,550 Although, at times, I do wish it were darker. 525 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,586 It's too bad you don't have time to try this. 526 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,288 Yesterday, I was talking to a lizard, 527 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,557 and it turned into Elizabeth Taylor. 528 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,792 - Young Elizabeth Taylor? - Uh-huh. 529 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,461 Yeah, I could use some maca. 530 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,062 Give me some of that. 531 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:06,899 And soon a vision did appear. 532 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,601 I don't know what's going on. 533 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:12,472 For some reason I'm just getting Richard Burton today. 534 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,807 Oh, my God, what's that? 535 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,142 That's the commode. 536 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,577 Are you at all concerned that the maca bush 537 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,811 is directly downhill from that? 538 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,480 He should have been, 539 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:23,683 but Oscar was actually referring to what now appeared 540 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:27,587 to be a divine spirit, personified as an ostrich. 541 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,689 You trespass on sacred ground. 542 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,024 The spirits command me to warn you. 543 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:35,094 You must leave this land or the land will change you. 544 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,029 Don't worry, he's probably 545 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:39,198 from a local reservation. I'll, I'll take care of this. 546 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:43,336 How about you book me two nights for Ray Romano at your casino? 547 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:48,007 The strong will become the weak, the weak will become the strong. 548 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,710 And get us close to the front but not close enough 549 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,812 that Ray talks to us. 550 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,581 You have been warned. 551 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:57,850 See ya. 552 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:02,922 I don't know what you saw, but I got an ostrich and no boner. 553 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,128 One year after George Sr. had 554 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,997 the incident with the ostrich guy, 555 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,965 things had indeed started to change. 556 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,534 Where was I? Um... oh, yeah. 557 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,302 Father B. had lost his command over the crowd. 558 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,506 Who would like some lemonade for $2,000? 559 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,843 Come on, guys, I looked the other way 560 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,878 on the bottled water because you look thirsty, 561 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,914 but you got to play along here. Heartfire? 562 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:30,650 Where's the lemonade? 563 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,318 Shh! 564 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,221 And as business slowed down... 565 00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:36,255 Will you excuse me just one sec? 566 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:37,857 Oscar had started being 567 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,393 more independent and harder to find. 568 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,261 Norman, have you seen Oscar? 569 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,496 No, have you seen China Garden? 570 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:44,431 No. 571 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:45,765 Did you kill that armadillo? 572 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,567 No, no, he's just under. 573 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,537 If only we could use some of his medicine for our own pain. 574 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:54,507 Oh, wait, I've got a full syringe in the car. 575 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,443 And George Sr. would soon get 576 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,010 worse economic news from his attorney. 577 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,412 Oh, this can't be good. 578 00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:00,780 I mean, you didn't drive all 579 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,281 this distance for good news. 580 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:03,916 You've got a balloon payment due 581 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,785 on the mortgage on this property. 582 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:06,886 It's about $15 million. 583 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,521 I mean, I— what am I gonna do? 584 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,222 Where am I gonna get that money? 585 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:12,124 I thought you were going to sell the land to the government 586 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,460 to build the wall. 587 00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:15,027 Yeah, but that was put on hold. 588 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,929 So? It's election time. 589 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:19,932 Now's the time to get a politician to push for the wall. 590 00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:22,602 Isn't that dizzy kook Lucille Austero running? 591 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,303 No, no, she, she can't know about this. 592 00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:27,740 She's the majority owner of my company, 593 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:28,941 and besides, she's so pro-immigrant. 594 00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:30,577 She was. 595 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:33,112 She'd even taken in a Latino foster child, 596 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:36,816 which she denied was an attempt to bring in the Hispanic vote. 597 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:39,118 Nonetheless, she did know what cultural buttons to push 598 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:41,053 to win their hearts. 599 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,755 Doesn't matter, she's not going to win anyway. 600 00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:45,324 The guy you want is the guy she's running against— 601 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:47,059 Herbert Love, right? 602 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,394 He's got a rally tonight. 603 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,829 Go and see him. 604 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:52,632 Everyone knows how persuasive you can be. 605 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,133 Used to be. 606 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,235 I'd be lucky to sell a glass of lemonade 607 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,770 for a thousand dollars today. 608 00:23:57,804 --> 00:23:58,805 Now, listen. 609 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,807 If I can take no more 610 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,643 than a law degree from the Virgin Islands... 611 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:06,245 - Yeah. -... a-a-and turn it into a net worth 612 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,248 of $750,000— 613 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,083 before, of course, what I owe in lawsuits— 614 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:14,854 you can talk a politician into wasting public funds on a wall. 615 00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:17,023 Wait, wait, that rally is tonight? 616 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:18,157 - Mm-hmm. - But I'm supposed 617 00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:19,792 to meet my wife tonight, 618 00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:21,260 which I am dreading, by the way. 619 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,129 One of the changes 620 00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,031 that had occurred over the previous year... 621 00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:27,667 - My right rear tire is low. - ... was a decrease 622 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:31,771 in the physical intimacy George Sr. and his wife had enjoyed. 623 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:34,741 You're so ugly from behind. 624 00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:39,478 'Cause if no one shows up at that office, 625 00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:41,347 she really will divorce me. 626 00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:42,849 Too bad you can't use a double. 627 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:44,450 Oh, also I used a look-alike 628 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:47,353 named Stewart to take the California bar for me. 629 00:24:47,386 --> 00:24:48,655 But you knew that, right? 630 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,959 - Oscar. - And later, 631 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,394 while once again looking for his own double... 632 00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:58,631 - Oscar. -... George, who was acting more like Oscar, 633 00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:01,500 finally found Oscar, who was acting more like George. 634 00:25:01,534 --> 00:25:02,535 Why aren't you sweating? 635 00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:04,671 Maybe I had a better offer. 636 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:07,006 And not a word to Dr. Norman. 637 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:09,008 He doesn't think women should be awake for it. 638 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:11,010 "Oh, great Dr. Norman." 639 00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:13,846 You know, we have to be very careful. 640 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,015 Oscar, we are trying to help people here. 641 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:18,250 I know, I know, I know, but you know what? 642 00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:22,088 It just gets hot in there sometimes! 643 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:24,891 Whoa, we don't, we don't have to yell. 644 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:28,661 Why not you go do hot sweat, let Oscar do squeeze? 645 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:30,529 All right, I mean, I'm not saying that. 646 00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:33,232 I just, uh, I need a break. 647 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:35,067 I just can't go on 648 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:38,504 - pretending to be you, sitting silently... -Shh. 649 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:42,108 in a, in a 100-degree mud hut for an hour and a half. 650 00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:44,944 I am begging you— there has to be something else 651 00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:48,047 I can impersonate you doing. 652 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,384 It's funny you should say that 653 00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:56,455 because, uh, if you're okay with the sitting silently part, 654 00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:58,457 I have something for you that's quite chilling. 655 00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:00,860 - Thank you. And so George Sr. left 656 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:03,596 to seek out the right-wing politician Herbert Love 657 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:07,600 as Oscar headed out to visit Lucille, disguised as George, 658 00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:09,368 which is exactly who Barry thought 659 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,103 he was talking to. 660 00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:12,972 I just pooped in a hole and covered it up. 661 00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:14,741 I hope I did the right thing. 662 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:16,542 There's a commode. 663 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,144 It's, it's directly uphill from the maca root. 664 00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:20,379 Yeah, I really feel bad for the guy that's got 665 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,915 to dig that up for the foundation for the wall. 666 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:27,286 Yeah, wha-what wall? 667 00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:29,922 Very good, George. 668 00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:32,625 We got to be careful where we talk about this. 669 00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:34,661 Ooh, I got to watch my words. 670 00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:37,396 And that's when Oscar realized that George Sr. 671 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,098 didn't buy the land 672 00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:43,102 to be the best brother in Southern California. 673 00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:50,109 We 12 publishes a rare retraction. 674 00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:53,245 Oscar confirms his suspicions of the wall 675 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:54,513 while impersonating George Sr. 676 00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:56,282 I thought we... 677 00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:58,317 I thought we could talk about the wall. 678 00:26:59,385 --> 00:27:01,788 You know, the wall. 679 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,589 Have you baked your brain in that pizza oven, 680 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,257 or is senility your backup plan 681 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,827 if we can't get the government to buy the property? 682 00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:10,663 So we only did buy that land for personal gain. 683 00:27:10,697 --> 00:27:13,700 Well, what Oscar does-doesn't know 684 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:14,934 won't hurt him. 685 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,302 Oscar. 686 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:17,369 And although it wasn't 687 00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:19,005 a perfect impersonation... 688 00:27:19,038 --> 00:27:20,873 I love it when you call my name. 689 00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:22,141 he did have the maca root. 690 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:24,143 George! 691 00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:25,211 Don't call me that. 692 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,748 Call me Father B.