1 00:00:06,074 --> 00:00:08,242 On the top of a hillside 2 00:00:08,276 --> 00:00:11,312 deep in the mountains of Shuturmurg, India, 3 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:14,148 sits a mystical retreat long sought out 4 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:16,317 - by those seeking answers... - Is this real? 5 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,885 to the questions that define us. 6 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:19,653 I mean, is any of this real? 7 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,489 How do I know what's real? 8 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:25,025 This is Lindsay Bluth-Funke. 9 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:26,994 You see me before you, yes? 10 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,762 I am real to you. 11 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:33,067 And this bag next to me, it is as real as you or me. 12 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:34,335 No, I know that one's real. 13 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,070 I meant the other one— the Louis Vuitton. 14 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:38,038 I don't remember Vuitton having two E's. 15 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:39,673 The hillside was also known 16 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,942 - for their bargains on designer handbags. -Oh, no! 17 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:43,577 That's how they do it here. 18 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:45,913 You can't go wrong. Best bag on the mountain. 19 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:48,182 I love this bag. I give you 60 for it. 20 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:49,717 - It's the best bag on the mountain. -Excuse me. 21 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,685 - I just promised it to her. - I'll give you $70. 22 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,921 Lindsay Bluth had come to India for both reasons. 23 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:56,390 - Uh, $120. -You just bought the best bag on the mountain. 24 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,859 - Congratulations. - Best bag on the mountain. 25 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:03,197 Now the story of a family 26 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:05,566 whose future was abruptly canceled 27 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:07,901 and the one daughter who had no choice 28 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:10,304 but to keep her life together. 29 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,477 It's Lindsay's... 30 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,448 - I love it. - Lindsay was on 31 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:22,216 a spiritual journey to let go 32 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,885 of all possessions and to find something cute 33 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,387 - to keep her stuff in. - It's gorgeous. 34 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,157 Months earlier, Lindsay had lost her bearings 35 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:31,559 after finding out she wasn't born 36 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,461 to the family she couldn't bear. 37 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,563 - I'm adopted? - So, after getting 38 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,565 briefly creepy with her brother... 39 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,633 I'm just not that into older women. 40 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,235 - Don't worry about it. - You bastard! 41 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:42,470 She shared some resentments 42 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:44,405 with her family at the boat party. 43 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,340 Kitty likes to scratch... 44 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:48,075 But before she could disassociate herself 45 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,244 - from the Bluth name... - Because now I know that 46 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:51,645 we're not related. Anyway, Michael... 47 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:52,980 Oh, my God. The SEC. 48 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:55,349 the Bluth name would become... 49 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:57,851 as sullied as Newport Bay on the fifth of May. 50 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:59,687 They are persecuting me. 51 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,690 It was an accident. This is ridiculous! 52 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:05,526 If I'd told them we were taking a bunch of gays out there 53 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,528 to get married, they'd have thrown me a parade. 54 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:11,299 Let's tell them we were taking a bunch of gays to get married. 55 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:13,100 Yeah, I don't think your record on that issue 56 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,368 is going to back that up, Mom. 57 00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:15,869 In fact, it was an issue 58 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,471 of the Bay Window magazine 59 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,440 that would most damage her with the gay community. 60 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,542 Fine. We'll say they took it on a joyride. 61 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:23,677 And you have no right to criticize me. 62 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:26,514 At least I was able to turn my Queen around. 63 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:27,648 None taken. 64 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,450 This is Tobias Funke, 65 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,185 who should have taken more. 66 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:32,720 - Oh. - You cannot say 67 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:35,656 one nice thing to your daughter, can you? 68 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:36,824 Adopted daughter. 69 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:38,792 And that's not true. 70 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:41,562 Could I have the Bluth family over here, please? 71 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:44,198 And over here, the victims of the Bluth family? 72 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:46,467 And that's when Lindsay 73 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:49,169 found a label more fitting than "Bluth." 74 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:51,372 No, Lindsay, you're going to the wrong area. 75 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:53,907 Kenny, Chet, Curtis, Mike, Bix and Gator are over here. 76 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:56,977 We should be over here at the Bluth area with Gob 77 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,913 and Buster and, uh... uh... 78 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:02,416 uh, your brother, uh... 79 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:04,352 - Michael? - Michael. Yes. 80 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:07,355 Sorry. I was thinking of Mike, the hot seaman. 81 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:09,690 - No, where is Michael? - It doesn't matter. 82 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:10,924 He's not my brother. 83 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,192 This isn't my family. 84 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:14,562 No, I've spent years... 85 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,830 Yes! Got my yes. I got that big yes. 86 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:20,167 I've spent years trying to fit into this family, 87 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,702 and it's not me. 88 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:24,004 My life is a fallacy. 89 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,439 Oh... 90 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:33,447 We loved that. Where's that from? 91 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:35,115 It's from nothing. 92 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:37,418 But it made her realize this, too. 93 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:40,254 I don't know if there's a right time to say this, 94 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:43,524 but this marriage of ours, it hasn't been working. 95 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:47,861 Yeah... there's nothing keeping us together. 96 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:52,900 I... I believe we're thinking the same thing. 97 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:55,369 - Yeah, we should end it. - Let's give it another shot. 98 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:57,405 To the head. Kill it. 99 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:58,806 Yes. 100 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,545 Lindsay was looking for inspiration 101 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:08,148 before she set out on her new path. 102 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,384 And it only took until the "Pray" section 103 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:13,754 of Eat, Pray, Love for her to find it. 104 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,122 Hmm. 105 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:18,926 Soon, she was beginning a journey to reinvent herself. 106 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,561 Ugh. I'm doing it again. 107 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,497 I have to let go of these material things. 108 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:26,066 To leave the trappings of her old life 109 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,769 and try to live with less. 110 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,504 There. 111 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:32,473 Her immersion into Indian culture began 112 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,342 even before reaching the airport. 113 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,009 And, uh... and so this daily prayer, 114 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:37,945 it connects one to the whole. 115 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:39,279 Yes, the whole of humanity, yes. 116 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:40,914 Look at this guy, huh? 117 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:42,115 Stay in your lane, anus tart. 118 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:44,184 - anus tart. - God. 119 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:46,420 You know, you sense the oneness in all. 120 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:49,523 And they have normal toilets, right? 121 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:51,258 And after an hour or so 122 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,361 with SkyMall, where she was 123 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:56,029 proud of herself for only buying two things— 124 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:59,467 a self-cleaning litter box in case she ever got a cat 125 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:03,971 and an inflatable hat box in case she ever got a hat— 126 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:06,607 she got to a great article in the in-flight magazine 127 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,776 and found herself filling up 128 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,111 with inner peace and acceptance. 129 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,280 - I mean, not right away. 130 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,715 What is she doing back there? 131 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,684 - That passenger had been 132 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:19,286 pushing on her seat for like four hours. 133 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:22,623 Lindsay's journey to let go of her baggage 134 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:25,459 got off to a bad start at baggage claim 135 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:28,328 when she picked up the wrong baggage. 136 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:30,631 And her Western notions of the value of life 137 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,966 were challenged on the bus ride to the hotel. 138 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:35,369 Oh, my God. 139 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:37,971 Did... did we just hit something? 140 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,407 Shouldn't we stop? 141 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,475 No. It wasn't a cow. 142 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:44,512 It was just a tourist. 143 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:46,480 And that's how Lindsay's path 144 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,682 - to living with less... - Wait. This isn't my... 145 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:50,818 How am I supposed to find out 146 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,853 who I really am dressed like this chick? 147 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:56,323 took a brief detour into a shopping spree at India's 148 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,358 - famous Mall Mountain. - It's cute on me. 149 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:00,728 But I thought it was supposed to say "Kate." 150 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:03,497 Oh, no, anything under a small is considered 151 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:05,232 a "David Spade." 152 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:07,167 I love this jacket. I'll give you 60 for it. 153 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,402 Best coat on the mountain. 154 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:10,504 - 65. - 70! It'd look great 155 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:12,339 on my wife or my sickly son. 156 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,207 - 100 bucks. Yes! - $100, yes. 157 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:15,509 And soon, she was back 158 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:16,844 at the hotel and ready 159 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,413 for her spiritual experience. 160 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,350 Yeah, hi. 161 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,252 Uh, were you able to book my 3:00 shaman? 162 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,054 Oh, yes. Did you want the deep wisdom 163 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:28,255 or just a light ego cleanse? 164 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:29,690 We do those by the pool. 165 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,559 - There's a pool? - It's hard to tell 166 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,260 because there are so many people in it, 167 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:35,362 but yes, it is a pool. 168 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,797 Well, yeah, by the pool, then. 169 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,932 And, uh, do you think you can get someone 170 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:41,869 to remove the smell of lamb from my room? 171 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,204 Of course. And which animal smell would you prefer? 172 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,639 Which do you prefer? 173 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:48,241 But at her 3:00 p.m. shaman... 174 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,711 You are living a life without love. 175 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,713 - Lindsay got a deeper treatment - How do I learn to... 176 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,281 - than she had hoped for. - be happy? 177 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:55,816 You know, to love? 178 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:59,219 When love is near your heart, you'll be happy. 179 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:02,322 You must live life truthfully. 180 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:05,425 Yeah, no, I-I-I do live truthfully, 181 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:07,227 but, uh... 182 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,630 I'm just so full of passion. 183 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,899 You are so full of. 184 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,066 Yeah, yeah. 185 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,335 Although, in my culture, "full of" 186 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:16,737 is kind of like a dig. 187 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,806 I mean, you'd never say it to a customer. 188 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,074 But, uh, yeah, no, I-I know what you mean. 189 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:24,077 This bag is as fake as you are. 190 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:26,179 Well, how do I learn? 191 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:27,581 Just look at the spelling. 192 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:29,082 God. No, I... 193 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,151 Pull your head out of the sand. 194 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:33,453 Love is where you left it. 195 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:36,023 You mean... back home? 196 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,290 God. 197 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:39,259 The only person back home is Tobias. 198 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,529 You have no children? 199 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,964 Lindsay thought she was being hit on. 200 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:46,433 No. Why do you ask? 201 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,802 Wait a minute. You're saying I've come 202 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:50,671 halfway around the world to find out 203 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,305 I need to go back home? 204 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,508 God, I haven't even gone to the beach yet. 205 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:58,679 She had. It was just too crowded to see the water. 206 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:01,515 It was a moving experience, 207 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:03,684 but after leaving the tent, it wasn't just 208 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:06,119 the shaman's words that got through to her. 209 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,454 It was this. 210 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,356 I'm sorry. Your AmEx was declined. 211 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:10,624 Your account is maxed out. 212 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:12,626 We had to cancel your shaman appointment. 213 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,494 No, no, I just talked to the shaman, 214 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:16,229 just right back at... 215 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,633 Get out! Get out! 216 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,135 Go away! Get out! Get out! Get out! 217 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:26,874 I'm sorry to yell at you, but as I said, it was declined. 218 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:29,042 So get out. 219 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,044 But, fortunately, the universe 220 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,080 offered a solution to her financial problem 221 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:36,349 that wasn't too far off from what her shaman had said. 222 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,652 Oh, I've got money for you, sweetie, 223 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:41,321 but it means my loving daughter smiling next to her husband 224 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,756 sitting behind me at the trial. 225 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,524 Would you take a grimace? 226 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:47,828 So it was with this dual intention 227 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:51,732 that she reached out to a husband she'd left behind, 228 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:54,101 with a new sense of inner peace. 229 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,869 Of course, there was still some outer stuff 230 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,370 she needed to work through. 231 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:58,572 Hello. It's Tobias. 232 00:08:58,606 --> 00:08:59,740 Leave a message. 233 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,541 I'm ready to make this work. 234 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:06,113 It was with a sense of enlightenment that Lindsay 235 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,081 returned from her spiritual journey... 236 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,517 to get her hands on the stimulus money, too, right? 237 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,019 Stop with the prayer hands. 238 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,687 It just looks like you're out of ideas. 239 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:15,923 Seriously, shoot me if you ever catch me doing that. 240 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:17,625 Says the least spiritual man I know. 241 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,793 What deal did you strike with her? 242 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:22,395 What part of her soul did you buy? 243 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:23,897 All I've asked is that she testify 244 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:26,934 that I was a wonderful mother who did her best. 245 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,268 So all of it. 246 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,370 No, Michael. I'm not a whore. 247 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,739 I don't get any of the money 248 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,306 until after I do the disgusting thing. 249 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,408 But I'm not here just for the stimmy. 250 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:36,944 I'm here because a shaman told me 251 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:39,246 that love is where I left it. 252 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,914 Which, after much soul searching 253 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:44,785 and by process of elimination, is Tobias. 254 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:47,087 I got the part. 255 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,890 And so Lindsay and Tobias 256 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,660 took another shot at being husband and wife, 257 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,461 and although they wouldn't have money 258 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,897 until after the perjury, they set about 259 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,966 - buying a home. - Are you ready to make a move? 260 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:03,136 As you can see, I'm ready for a lot that's new. 261 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,238 Oh! Good heavens! 262 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,406 Right! 263 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,908 Well, this is a great area. 264 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,576 There's some wonderful surgi-centers nearby. 265 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,745 We're doing it. We're really doing this. 266 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,814 Yes! We're gonna get you in the right house. 267 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,083 And it's just the two of you? You have no children? 268 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,085 We don't. 269 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,620 We should be honest here. 270 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:21,822 We have no income flow. 271 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,423 No incoming income flow. 272 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,692 We have plenty of outgoing income. 273 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,493 No savings, no credit. 274 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:27,761 I mean, we had some stimmy, 275 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:30,130 but that went to his hospital bills. 276 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,599 But there's one thing we do have— 277 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,600 Work ethic! 278 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,835 Right. No work ethic. 279 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,203 But there's one thing we do have— 280 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,938 we do have a daughter. 281 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,774 I was just on auto-pilot before, when I said we didn't. 282 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,375 I should have caught that; yeah, but... 283 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:43,777 I could've spoken up, 284 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,846 but I just wanted to see if you guys got there. 285 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,480 Well, you guys seem like a great family. 286 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,282 We have to be realistic. 287 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,650 I'm in the real estate business. 288 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,452 It's 2006. 289 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,554 That's all good enough for me. 290 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,023 We're gonna put you in a NINJA loan. 291 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,058 "No income, no jobs, no assets." 292 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,060 And you don't have to pay a penny for two years. 293 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,494 Oh, NINJA! Please! 294 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,363 So we'll take something cozy and intimate. 295 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,665 - A one-bedroom. - Or bigger. 296 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:06,867 Yeah, how about something nice? A three-bedroom? 297 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,168 Three does sound bigger. 298 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,803 Oh, it definitely is. 299 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,571 You have to remember that this was a time 300 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:13,874 when banks were eager to create as much debt as possible. 301 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,709 the five-bedroom, four-car garage. 302 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:18,345 And I know that you guys are going to be okay 303 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,813 with just one master bathroom, 304 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,515 because a lot of people do prefer two. 305 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:24,317 You know, they like to just have it. 306 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,153 Maybe separate, so we have it. 307 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,755 So we have it. That way we have it. 308 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:28,989 That way you have it. 309 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,490 Do you think we really need one? 310 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,825 I'm just gonna interrupt for a second. 311 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,493 You don't need a wine cellar, 312 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,163 if you want to do wine tastings in your butler's kitchen. 313 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,198 I mean, this really isn't what we discussed. 314 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:41,168 Well, we didn't discuss any of this, but, uh... 315 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,536 yes, uh, I guess, that way, we... we have it. 316 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,838 Well... yeah... 317 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,007 That way, you'll definitely have it. 318 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,777 And then once you have it, that way, you'll have it. 319 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,079 But do we need a gatehouse? 320 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:55,348 I just put John Beard into a house with a double gatehouse. 321 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,851 Now, that's John Beard; he's on television. 322 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,219 No one's gonna look down on you 323 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,354 just 'cause you have less than John Beard. 324 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,056 - Is this crazy? - I think so. 325 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,591 We'll take the double gatehouse. 326 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,126 Oh, is that what you thought? Because... 327 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,795 - Well, that way, we'll have it. - We have it. We have it. 328 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,362 And that way, you have it. 329 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,563 There was a lot of this going on back then. 330 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,699 This way, we have it. 331 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,234 And soon, they were starting their new life 332 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:17,404 - Good point! - in their new, beautiful home. 333 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,972 Mother's Day Eve 334 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:21,274 was the most joyous day of the year. 335 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,310 Maeby, you're gonna be late for school. 336 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,545 And what they lost in coziness... 337 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,147 God, they grow up so slowly. 338 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:30,250 they made up for in cavernous, unfurnished space. 339 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:33,386 - And the robot's dead again. - Oh! Poor little guy. 340 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:37,557 Ran out of juice before he could reach his... 341 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,828 With her mother's trial coming up, 342 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:44,297 Lindsay made an effort to work on her testimony. 343 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:45,598 when I was hungry, I... 344 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,801 Go on. 345 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:50,403 You don't want me to say this next part, do you? 346 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,939 I think it tells the story. 347 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:55,008 But am I accidentally being funny, 348 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:57,577 or am I purposely being funny? 349 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,979 It's not supposed to be funny. 350 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,681 "Suckled at her champagne glass breasts"? 351 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:02,682 Is it a joke? 352 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,117 Buster wrote it. 353 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,352 Recently? 354 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,620 I adapted it from a letter he wrote from camp. 355 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,022 I miss you, Mommy. 356 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,590 Camp is scary at times. 357 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,425 When I was cold, you clothed me, 358 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,793 when I was hungry... 359 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,263 Uh, how do I say this? 360 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,799 Suckled at your champagne glass breasts. 361 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,434 Oh, that's good. 362 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,936 It doesn't matter. I'll be proofing it, anyway. 363 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,204 Oh, God. 364 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,874 This is from Camp Kiss-A-Me-Mommy? 365 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,976 Just read the copy. You're getting paid for this. 366 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,043 No. You know what? 367 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,444 The money is not important to me. 368 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,846 My shaman said... 369 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:36,016 Oh, don't give me that mystical nonsense. 370 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,118 You think you're better than I am. 371 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,653 But you're a lot more like me than you think you are. 372 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,123 Now, let's take it from: 373 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,026 "I hope she gives me bubble baths forever." 374 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,061 And I want to smell the suds. 375 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,330 But worse news was around the corner. 376 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,632 The collapse of the California housing market 377 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,134 is taking a personal toll... 378 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,169 - Uh-oh. -... with layoffs here at the station. 379 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,171 In addition, I'm leaving the keys 380 00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,240 to my 10,000-square-foot home in Harbor Shallows 381 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,542 - here on the desk... - Well, it probably 382 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:03,877 shouldn't affect our area. 383 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,145 He's over by where the fountain is. 384 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,146 Might I say to them 385 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,048 good luck getting that 386 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,883 raccoon smell out of the gatehouse, 387 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,552 because I never could. 388 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,554 But you and I are okay, right? 389 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,589 I mean, this works, right? 390 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,225 Never better. 391 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:23,063 And the week of Lucille's trial, 392 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,165 they got some even worse news. 393 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,001 What's this? Mother's not going to pay? 394 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,836 She actually said she'd only pay me 395 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,504 if my testimony is believable. 396 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,940 Lindsay! Lindsay! 397 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,541 but how am I supposed to say something like 398 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,542 "I love you, Mother!" 399 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,677 and sound believable? 400 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,013 Well, geez... Jesus C. Penny! 401 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,848 You know, I wish I had the luxury 402 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,616 of not sounding believable. 403 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:46,519 But that's not an option for an out-of-work actor, is it? 404 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,521 Or it's why you're out of work! 405 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:52,092 Well, I beg one's pardon, but I have been dying to go 406 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,062 to that Method Acting Clinic that I see on my nightly drives, 407 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,529 but you won't let me! 408 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,865 Because you already wasted all that money 409 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,201 on Carl Weathers' Master Acting Class. 410 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,271 Well, I'm sorry, but I'm such a star 411 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,207 that I didn't pay attention to anything he said! 412 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,643 Oh, well then, maybe I should go to your Method Acting Class, 413 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,712 to make my testimony more believable! 414 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,047 That's actually a good idea. 415 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,383 Maybe you could— Oh! Hi. Yes. 416 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,986 Well, perhaps we should go together. 417 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:22,455 Yeah. Might be good for us, as a couple. 418 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,157 I do hope so. 419 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,493 I really want to make this work. 420 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,128 Me, too. 421 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,563 I really love you, Tobias. 422 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,232 Oh, Lindsay, we have 423 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,968 got to get you to that acting clinic. 424 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:37,737 And that was with me picturing fudge. 425 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,372 Fudge. 426 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,912 To bond with her husband 427 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,248 and prepare for her testimony, 428 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,084 Lindsay had decided to attend an acting class with Tobias. 429 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,685 This is the first time 430 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,187 I've actually done something like this with you. 431 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,123 I think I always kind of looked down on it. 432 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,091 You know, Lindsay, I think you'll find that 433 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,427 some of what used to seem clueless about me 434 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,096 is actually something I'm quite good at. 435 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:06,133 This... is where I belong. 436 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,934 If you're new here, you need to go to the window. 437 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,502 Uh, fill out this form first. 438 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,838 And there's some personal questions on it, like, uh, 439 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,106 how you first got hooked. 440 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,374 Well, that's an easy one: 441 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,775 You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown. 442 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,611 No, uh, no, Mame. 443 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,779 No, ma'am...? 444 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,114 You're A Good Man... 445 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,715 You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown. 446 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:23,850 Gypsy. Gypsy. 447 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,018 Just come up here and be 448 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,986 as truthful as possible. 449 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,822 Okay, this is overwhelming. 450 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,224 They're starting the monologues. 451 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,860 I think this is from Songs for My Father. 452 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,028 This is up, right? 453 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,363 What did you say 454 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,630 the name of this acting class was again? 455 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,731 Method One Clinic. 456 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,733 Okay, I'm gonna go get coffee. 457 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,303 Garden Grove Method One Clinic. 458 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,538 And moments later, as Lindsay, once again, 459 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:49,176 found herself questioning her husband's choices, 460 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,343 one of hers was questioned. 461 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,978 Ugh! That's not Free Trade, 462 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,713 and if it's not Free Trade, it's. 463 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,215 I wouldn't... 464 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,916 You don't look like a junkie. 465 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,751 You do. What do you weigh, like, 90 pounds? 466 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:00,987 That's so funny! 467 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,589 God, um... thank you. 468 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,191 But-but no, no. 469 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,925 If I'm addicted to anything, it's alcohol. 470 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,327 I'm Lindsay. 471 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,263 And you're... hmm! "Bitéme." 472 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,732 No, I don't like giving my name to any state organization, 473 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,701 especially after I got kicked off the voter rolls, 474 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,337 'cause I accidentally signed up for the wrong political group. 475 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,272 Wow. What group was that? 476 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,574 You know, I don't even remember. 477 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,710 Just some guy in a booth on the boardwalk. 478 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,345 He joined Al Qaeda. 479 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,546 And I only signed up 'cause he was giving away 480 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,880 a free beard brush. 481 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,849 that says "Al Qaeda" on it. 482 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,919 But maybe he thought it was the designer of the brush. 483 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,187 I'm Marky Bark. 484 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,123 Of the tree-freer Barks? 485 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,225 Marky was the son of Johnny Bark, 486 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:41,027 an activist that Lindsay had once helped save, 487 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,263 and then kill, a tree. 488 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,431 Oh, my God! I remember him! 489 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,865 I remember thinking, one day, 490 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,534 he was just gonna fall out of a tree 491 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,368 and break his neck. 492 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,969 Whatever happened to him? 493 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,037 He fell out of a tree and broke his neck. 494 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,205 Oh, God... 495 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,240 No, I'm just kidding. 496 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,041 Oh... 497 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,109 So how is he? 498 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,144 Oh, he's dead. 499 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,078 But natural causes. 500 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,780 A bunch of deranged bees chased him out of a tree 501 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:01,881 and he fell to his death. 502 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,216 So, are you here alone, or...? 503 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,384 No, I'm with her. 504 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,086 She's a committee member. 505 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,055 Which committee is that? 506 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,390 Itty-bitty. 507 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,126 What a wonderful sense of humor. 508 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,495 Listen, the only time DeBrie can keep food down 509 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,063 is for about 20 minutes after she comes crashing 510 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,331 off the methadone, so... 511 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,932 - Oh... - would you care to join us 512 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,401 as we rustle up some grub 513 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,270 to shove down our mouths? 514 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,104 I would like that very much. 515 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,106 So Tobias and Lindsay drove 516 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,176 to meet their new friends for lunch. 517 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,844 They are such a neat couple! 518 00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,413 Aren't they neat! 519 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,014 It's so fun to have another couple to go out with. 520 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,416 He's amazing. 521 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,918 I mean, so passionate about real issues. 522 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,087 He's a real activist— like me. 523 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,923 And she's a real actress, like me! 524 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,758 Oh, she used to be in big movies, 525 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,328 but then, like a lot of actors, the teeth go... 526 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,196 Mm! 527 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,363 But she is the perfect age 528 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:53,099 to be a Hollywood actress— 42. 529 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,267 Is that all? 530 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:55,935 Oh, I think this is the place. 531 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,937 It's a barter restaurant. 532 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,939 Marky doesn't believe in money. 533 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,008 Do I like barter? 534 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:04,110 No, it means they don't deal with money. 535 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,778 That's why I swiped that methadone tray. 536 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,380 Hmm. 537 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,616 What interesting friends we've made. 538 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,752 I think this is exactly what our marriage needed. 539 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,126 Lindsay and Tobias gathered 540 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,494 with their new friends... 541 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,729 Hi, y'all! This your first time...? 542 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,964 at CW Swappigans, 543 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,734 a chain that sprung up after the economic collapse. 544 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:31,137 We are like a Salvation Army meets a soup kitchen, 545 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,739 meets a gastro pub, 546 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:36,175 meets a Marxist- or Leninist-type social structure. 547 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,010 These are things that you can order 548 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,846 and these are things that we will accept. 549 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:43,149 As you see on the bottom, we don't have the fish, 550 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,884 and we're not taking any more lava lamps. 551 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,254 Uh-oh! I can see this one's got 552 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,688 that deer in the headlights look! 553 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,324 Oh, no. He just took some methadone. 554 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:54,361 He thought he was driving, with a cocktail tray. 555 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,162 Oh, speaking of that... 556 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,997 How about mozzarella sticks for the table? 557 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:01,534 Cocktail tray, light scratching, for mozzarella sticks. 558 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:04,170 Six, no sauce. 559 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,006 And maybe some sparkling water for the table. 560 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,342 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. We're no longer taking hotel soaps. 561 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,043 This is fun. 562 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,845 A lot of people couldn't handle 563 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,914 a Dumpster dive for their first double date. 564 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,884 Is that what this is? 565 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,687 Now, wait... wait a second. 566 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,089 I wasn't driving? 567 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,458 It's just so refreshing to meet people 568 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:28,528 with real passion about changing the status quo. 569 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:32,865 Lindsay and I don't have a single friend. 570 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,133 Is the food here yet? 571 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,736 I'm not hungry, but... but, uh... 572 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,272 - Oh, look, it's butter. - DeBrie. 573 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,075 DeBrie, that's our butter. 574 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,445 We were going to swap it for dessert. 575 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,447 No, she's improvising. Uh, yes, ma'am. 576 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,616 You seem to be liking that butter substitute 577 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:50,883 at Swappigans. 578 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,218 Uh, yes, and... 579 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,454 wh-what else could you swap for? 580 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:57,056 Uh, yes, and... uh... 581 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,325 Oh, I'm out. She's too good. 582 00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,059 I... I don't know who my guy is. 583 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,428 I don't... I don't have a guy. 584 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:02,995 No, she just likes butter. 585 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,564 Come on, let's get you cleaned up. 586 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,932 - Don't touch anything. - Marky, I'll take her. 587 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,266 You two just got here. 588 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,835 Have a chat about. I'll clean her up. 589 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,937 - Come on, DeBrie. - DeBRIE: Num, num, num, num. 590 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,238 - I'm sorry. - Don't be. 591 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,573 I-I love it here. 592 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,842 My mother would hate this place. 593 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,644 You know, Lindsay, I-I have to tell you, 594 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,912 when I first met you, I thought you were one of those 595 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:23,916 typical, uptight, snobby, Newport Beach, 596 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,952 vapid... nut-busters! 597 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,456 You know, one of those monsters 598 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,123 that lives in a 10,000-square-foot house 599 00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:32,425 that they destroyed the wetlands for. 600 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,293 Those were wetlands? 601 00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,663 That explains our Thanksgiving miracle. 602 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,297 What do you mean, you didn't make dinner? 603 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,099 I didn't realize it was Thursday, okay? 604 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,768 There's got to be something here. 605 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:44,771 Oh! Oh! 606 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,373 Oh! Get it! Get it! 607 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,207 Chase it into the oven! 608 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,543 Come on. Come on. Here, little ducky. 609 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,278 - That's a good duck. - Good duck. 610 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,647 In you go! 611 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:58,117 This is going to be the greatest Thanksgiving ever. 612 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,219 It's a miracle! 613 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,054 Well, I actually do live 614 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,690 in a fairly large house right now. 615 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,458 But we've never made a payment on it. 616 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,126 So you're sticking it to Big Banking. 617 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,161 - That's cool. - Yes. 618 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:11,130 In fact, I'm only in America 619 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,632 because a shaman told me that love 620 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,967 would come to me when I accepted who I am 621 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,869 - and didn't run away. - Sounds like a good shaman. 622 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:19,972 Oh, he was the house shaman at the Four Seasons Mumbai, 623 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,809 so you figure he's got to be pretty good. 624 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,812 Oh, and he turned into an ostrich at the end, so... 625 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,314 They're not going to have that at the Embassy Suites. 626 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,317 That's funny. I actually run an ostrich farm. 627 00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:37,757 That's not a coincidence. 628 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,261 Mini pizzas, no pepperoni! 629 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,696 Marky, I've got to tell you, 630 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,432 talking about these social issues, it's... 631 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:48,000 the first time I've felt like myself 632 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,602 in a really long time. 633 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:52,572 That's because I say what I mean, I do what I feel. 634 00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:53,840 No lies. 635 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,408 Lindsay felt guilty 636 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,276 because she was about to go enter 637 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:59,278 a crab house/courtroom and do just that. 638 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:00,613 That's why my motto is: 639 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:03,516 "Live truthfully and skate through life." 640 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:06,553 Marky felt guilty because it wasn't his motto. 641 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:09,456 It was the motto of a surf and skateboard company. 642 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:10,890 Live truthfully. 643 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,492 Skate through life. 644 00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:15,027 That's amazing. 645 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,529 I haven't felt this deep 646 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:19,732 a connection with someone in a long, long time. 647 00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:25,204 Other than DeBrie. 648 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,906 I can't believe we just did that. 649 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:28,908 I can't believe how little give your teeth have. 650 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:31,043 So, where do you keep your ostriches? 651 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,545 Sheraton mini soap for a taco salad? 652 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,046 We don't take hotel soap! 653 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,048 And perhaps it was to get back at her mother... 654 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,551 - Leave a tip! Leave a tip! - ... or to get out of 655 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:41,320 a relationship that had been over for a long time, 656 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:43,389 but that's when Lindsay hopped off 657 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,425 to pursue a life she felt was her destiny. 658 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:49,061 And the new lovers discovered each other. 659 00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:51,397 The beautiful female body, 660 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,766 the horrible male. 661 00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:01,841 Wow. That was so... 662 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,643 - fast. - Thanks. 663 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:06,245 Well, I didn't know how long we'd be stuck in traffic, so... 664 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,680 Oh! And it sounds 665 00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:09,849 - like it's moving, so... - Move it! 666 00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:11,250 Come on! Come on! 667 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,119 - Let's go! - Careful! 668 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:16,589 And as they drove, they learned so much about each other. 669 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,958 I was always just in such a rush to grow up 670 00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:21,460 and change this world, and foolishly, 671 00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:23,763 the teeth I pulled were my adult teeth, 672 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:26,633 so this guy all the way to that guy back there, 673 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,868 that's a... just a piece of wood I stick in there. 674 00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:30,436 I mean, they're just chewing tools. 675 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:31,971 I don't care about looks. 676 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:34,373 But you find me pretty, though, right? 677 00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:35,642 No. 678 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:37,376 I have no idea what you look like. 679 00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:39,278 I have this condition called face blindness. 680 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,280 I mean, I can tell you're a woman. 681 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,615 Oh, stop. 682 00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,984 But, honestly, no, all I see is, like, 683 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:48,555 eyes and nose, you know, hair, ears and... 684 00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:50,957 But I can tell you got a great heart, Lindsay. 685 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,959 I can tell you've been living a lie. 686 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,294 You and I are going to change this world together. 687 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:58,798 You know, my shaman 688 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,967 told me that I should stop caring about appearances. 689 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,571 You know, my whole life, that's all anyone has ever praised. 690 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:07,139 All my mom ever cared about. 691 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,041 Because I'm really pretty. 692 00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:12,545 I just thought I'd tell you that so the story made sense. 693 00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:15,181 - I don't care. - But I guess it's kind of karma 694 00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:17,850 that I ended up with someone who wanted to make love to me 695 00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:19,485 no matter what I look like. 696 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,387 Also wanted to make sure you weren't a dude. 697 00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:24,724 I can tell with voices usually, but some guys, they'll... 698 00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:27,827 they'll fool you if that's what they want to do. 699 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,929 Hey... 700 00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:33,900 Are you smiling at me? 701 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:35,668 Lindsay decided it was only fair 702 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,604 to let her husband know 703 00:25:37,637 --> 00:25:40,039 their new start had reached a new end. 704 00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:41,340 I left. 705 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,541 I guess you noticed. 706 00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:44,176 Um, look, I'm sorry. 707 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:47,947 I-I really do care about you, Tobias, but we were trying 708 00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:50,850 to save something that just couldn't be saved. 709 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:54,020 And I have to follow my shaman's advice. I... 710 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:58,557 I have to be true to myself for once. 711 00:25:58,591 --> 00:26:02,394 And Marky, he sees me for who I really am. 712 00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:04,463 - He respects me and... - Come on, lady! 713 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:05,865 You want to wrap this up? 714 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,566 My lady needs to call her loser ex. 715 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,936 Marky, it's me. 716 00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:11,303 It's Lindsay. 717 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:13,539 Oh. 718 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,807 I thought you were taking a dump. 719 00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:15,875 Oh, I must have scared the 720 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,610 off that lady in the bathroom 721 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:20,980 when I threw the door open and told her I loved her. 722 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,651 He loves me? 723 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,118 Sorry. False alarm. 724 00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:27,720 - I don't love you. - Uh, I got to go. 725 00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:29,388 Can you delete this so I can leave 726 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,957 - a message for Maeby? - It's good. She's fine. 727 00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:32,959 And soon, the lovers arrived 728 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:35,895 and discovered the joys of their new desert home, 729 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:39,231 dancing and making love all night. 730 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:42,268 Now, that time... 731 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:44,070 was also very quick. 732 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:47,740 And now we've freed the night up to dance again. 733 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:48,941 - Come on. - Oh. Okay. 734 00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:50,509 And the next day, 735 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:52,244 Lindsay awoke to discover the destiny 736 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:56,415 foretold to her in India in drab colors before her. 737 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,350 Get away from her. 738 00:26:58,384 --> 00:26:59,451 Don't mess with her! 739 00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:00,586 She's none of your business. 740 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,454 Thank you. 741 00:27:02,488 --> 00:27:04,423 I said get away from her, you slut! 742 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:05,457 You're scaring the bird. 743 00:27:05,491 --> 00:27:07,093 No, no, Mom. 744 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,594 Mom, she's with us. 745 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,763 She lives with us now. 746 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:13,933 And, Mom, she tells me she's pretty. 747 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:17,169 I have the worst shaman. 748 00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:28,614 The defense calls to the oyster bar thing where they sit 749 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,382 the adopted daughter, Lindsay Bluth. 750 00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:32,885 Another chair is empty 751 00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:34,453 - at Lucille's trial. - Lindsay... 752 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,222 Mr. Zuckerkorn, 753 00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:39,391 Shrimp-Shooter Nights starts in 15 minutes. 754 00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:40,727 Is your witness going to appear? 755 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,795 "Appear." 756 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:45,898 Oh, I thought the one on the pier was a Bubba Gump's. 757 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,802 And, in an effort to be less glamorous, 758 00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:52,839 Lindsay cuts her hair only to discover, 759 00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:55,541 - much to her frustration... - Great. Even cuter. 760 00:27:55,574 --> 00:27:57,509 And Tobias becomes addicted 761 00:27:57,543 --> 00:28:00,346 - to his new profession. -I'm an addict, and I'm starving. 762 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:02,815 Yes, you are starving, so would you like some butter? 763 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:04,150 I could give you some butter, 764 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:07,253 and, uh, you can pay for it w-with a shoe. 765 00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:08,888 Um... I'm sorry, but, uh, 766 00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:11,323 his guy's not giving my guy anything, uh, to react to. 767 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:14,026 Uh, could I get some more of that, uh, acting juice?