1 00:00:03,277 --> 00:00:06,740 George Sr. had come to a political fund-raiser 2 00:00:06,782 --> 00:00:09,534 to get support for a wall project... 3 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:11,411 To separate the U.S. and Mexico. 4 00:00:11,453 --> 00:00:13,080 that some considered insensitive... 5 00:00:13,122 --> 00:00:14,915 - Which was my idea! - Was your idea. 6 00:00:14,957 --> 00:00:17,751 - ... even though he himself... - Oh. Tender. 7 00:00:17,793 --> 00:00:19,753 was feeling more sensitive by the day. 8 00:00:19,795 --> 00:00:21,255 Curious feeling. 9 00:00:21,296 --> 00:00:23,423 But he tried to muster the old self-confidence 10 00:00:23,465 --> 00:00:25,259 for his face time with Herbert Love. 11 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:27,803 And I-I just think there will be a lot of support 12 00:00:27,844 --> 00:00:30,680 flowing in this relationship, and your base... 13 00:00:30,722 --> 00:00:32,474 You got a point behind all those teeth of yours? 14 00:00:32,515 --> 00:00:34,226 If you support the wall, 15 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:35,769 I'll give you a piece of the action. 16 00:00:35,811 --> 00:00:37,771 - Action? Action Jackson? - Yeah. 17 00:00:37,813 --> 00:00:39,940 - Yes, sir. - What do I look like, Carl Weathers to you? 18 00:00:39,982 --> 00:00:42,276 - Oh, no, no. - Not at all. 19 00:00:42,316 --> 00:00:44,318 - No. - This, of course, is Herbert Love. 20 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:45,737 My name is Herbert Love, and I want you 21 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,322 to say "high-low" to my low-high plan. 22 00:00:47,363 --> 00:00:49,116 A candidate whose campaign slogan 23 00:00:49,158 --> 00:00:52,452 was embraced by everyone from the very wealthy... 24 00:00:52,494 --> 00:00:54,037 And who doesn't want a high income? 25 00:00:54,079 --> 00:00:56,290 to their bankers and tax attorneys. 26 00:00:56,331 --> 00:00:59,209 High-low, high-low, it's off to work I go... for you. 27 00:00:59,251 --> 00:01:00,335 My name is Herbert Love, 28 00:01:00,376 --> 00:01:02,504 and I most definitely approve this message. 29 00:01:02,545 --> 00:01:05,674 Do I look like someone who eats at CW Swappigans? 30 00:01:05,715 --> 00:01:07,092 See, I stand for three things: 31 00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:09,719 one, getting Barack Hussein Obama 32 00:01:09,761 --> 00:01:12,806 Wama Comma Mama on a Llama out of office... 33 00:01:12,848 --> 00:01:15,100 It's a crazy-town name. 34 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:16,810 Two, low taxes for high income earners. 35 00:01:16,852 --> 00:01:17,978 That's my low-high plan. 36 00:01:18,020 --> 00:01:20,272 - I know it. - And three, 37 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:22,107 getting a little something in my slushie fund 38 00:01:22,149 --> 00:01:23,692 so that I'm nice and loose 39 00:01:23,733 --> 00:01:25,568 and can help make numbers one and two happen. 40 00:01:25,610 --> 00:01:28,362 I don't want to be the one to say it, but I happen to be fond 41 00:01:28,404 --> 00:01:30,448 of redheads and greenbacks. 42 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,034 - George Sr. had neither. - Oh, I-I... 43 00:01:32,075 --> 00:01:33,827 - How would you like both? - Get it for me tonight, 44 00:01:33,869 --> 00:01:35,245 and I'll make your wall thing 45 00:01:35,287 --> 00:01:36,746 the third point of my three-point plan. 46 00:01:36,788 --> 00:01:38,498 All I got right now is: "You want to reach 47 00:01:38,540 --> 00:01:41,251 "your hand into my pocket to pay for your birth control? 48 00:01:41,293 --> 00:01:44,296 I get to put my hand in your pocket to put it in." 49 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,340 But when unveiled it in Garden Grove, 50 00:01:46,381 --> 00:01:48,591 I had to duck a woman's pump and a mini pizza. 51 00:01:48,633 --> 00:01:50,426 Oops. 52 00:01:50,468 --> 00:01:51,970 Coming up with money, however, 53 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:53,889 would be difficult for George Sr., 54 00:01:53,930 --> 00:01:56,474 who hadn't been acting like his old self... 55 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:57,851 something his twin brother Oscar had done 56 00:01:57,893 --> 00:02:00,270 - You know, the wall. - much more successfully 57 00:02:00,312 --> 00:02:01,771 earlier that day, when, in retribution... 58 00:02:01,813 --> 00:02:03,232 Have you baked your brain in that pizza oven? 59 00:02:03,273 --> 00:02:04,900 to a brother who lied to him... 60 00:02:04,941 --> 00:02:06,151 So he only did buy that land for personal gain. 61 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:08,028 Well... Oscar. 62 00:02:08,070 --> 00:02:09,750 - Oscar. - ... Oscar chose to lie 63 00:02:09,779 --> 00:02:12,407 - with George's wife. - Call me Father B. 64 00:02:12,448 --> 00:02:16,370 And, although too explicit for an American audience, 65 00:02:16,411 --> 00:02:19,289 the lovemaking was intense and beautiful 66 00:02:19,331 --> 00:02:21,250 but for one small misunderstanding 67 00:02:21,291 --> 00:02:24,127 that occurred during the afterglow. 68 00:02:25,254 --> 00:02:26,963 No. I-I mean... 69 00:02:27,005 --> 00:02:28,548 it's good to be out of that 70 00:02:28,590 --> 00:02:30,259 sweaty old hot box at the compound. 71 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,594 No, this was am... this was amazing. 72 00:02:32,635 --> 00:02:34,263 And Oscar finally got more information 73 00:02:34,304 --> 00:02:35,889 - Speaking of that... - about his brother's plans. 74 00:02:35,931 --> 00:02:38,808 we may need to have a president ready to go 75 00:02:38,850 --> 00:02:40,810 if something should happen to Lucille 2 76 00:02:40,852 --> 00:02:42,562 while we're building the wall. 77 00:02:42,604 --> 00:02:44,480 So we are building a wall. 78 00:02:44,522 --> 00:02:46,024 Right where Oscar 79 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,318 thought he would be spending the rest of his life. 80 00:02:49,945 --> 00:02:52,322 Turn him around three times and put him in Fullerton, 81 00:02:52,364 --> 00:02:53,990 - he won't know the difference. - Fullerton. 82 00:02:54,032 --> 00:02:57,660 You know, I think we should send our son down there. 83 00:02:57,702 --> 00:03:00,705 Give him some training, show that he has a job, 84 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:01,915 let him sweat a little. 85 00:03:01,957 --> 00:03:03,041 Buster? No, no. 86 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,418 I won't... I won't hear of it. 87 00:03:04,458 --> 00:03:05,668 It could kill him. 88 00:03:05,710 --> 00:03:07,296 I meant Gob. 89 00:03:07,337 --> 00:03:08,797 Oh. Oh, fine. 90 00:03:08,838 --> 00:03:11,465 Yeah, send him down. I love that. 91 00:03:11,507 --> 00:03:13,176 Now the story of a family 92 00:03:13,218 --> 00:03:15,762 whose future was abruptly canceled 93 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:18,014 and the one father who had no choice 94 00:03:18,056 --> 00:03:20,309 but to keep himself together. 95 00:03:23,395 --> 00:03:26,398 It's George Sr.'s... 96 00:03:28,984 --> 00:03:32,362 Unaware that he was being cuckolded by his brother, 97 00:03:32,404 --> 00:03:33,780 George Sr. was struggling 98 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:36,199 to find money to bribe Herbert Love. 99 00:03:36,241 --> 00:03:37,575 Didn't someone die in one of these things? 100 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:39,286 Oh, no, not in one of ours. 101 00:03:39,328 --> 00:03:41,663 Although his pitch had lost some of its luster. 102 00:03:41,704 --> 00:03:44,624 And, you know, I mean, it's better than dying in the snow. 103 00:03:44,666 --> 00:03:47,336 I mean, not... not-not that you'll die, 104 00:03:47,377 --> 00:03:50,297 but if you had to choose, uh, I mean... 105 00:03:50,339 --> 00:03:52,257 - Brr, you know? - Hmm. 106 00:03:52,299 --> 00:03:54,009 Well, I'll think about it. 107 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:55,677 Would you like a mini-quiche? 108 00:03:55,718 --> 00:03:57,346 Oh, I'm so sorry. 109 00:03:57,387 --> 00:04:00,890 I thought you were a successful Republican strategist. 110 00:04:00,932 --> 00:04:03,059 - I'm so sorry. - Why, 'cause I'm black? 111 00:04:03,101 --> 00:04:04,686 Oh, no... 112 00:04:04,727 --> 00:04:06,604 It was over. 113 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:08,857 But at least he could go home... 114 00:04:08,898 --> 00:04:10,233 Cindy's going to love these. 115 00:04:10,275 --> 00:04:12,027 Excuse me, Red, you're not the only one 116 00:04:12,068 --> 00:04:14,404 - who likes coconut shrimp. - ... with some coconut shrimp. 117 00:04:14,446 --> 00:04:16,031 Well, I should have known you'd be here, 118 00:04:16,072 --> 00:04:18,825 supporting this right-wing, dangerous crackpot. 119 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:22,162 Lindsay, I forgot... you dyed your hair. 120 00:04:22,204 --> 00:04:24,122 What are you doing here? 121 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:25,748 I'm supporting Love, as well. 122 00:04:25,790 --> 00:04:27,459 We're both doing that. 123 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:29,794 Oh, honey, I-I've wanted to contact you 124 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:32,672 every single day since last May. 125 00:04:32,714 --> 00:04:34,716 I haven't seen you since January. 126 00:04:34,757 --> 00:04:38,220 Yeah, the first four months, I was in denial. How are you? 127 00:04:38,261 --> 00:04:39,554 Are... are you good? 128 00:04:39,595 --> 00:04:41,348 Do you have any money? 129 00:04:41,390 --> 00:04:43,016 Not really. 130 00:04:43,058 --> 00:04:44,559 - Oh. - Oh, except for 131 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,436 a $50, 000 check 132 00:04:46,478 --> 00:04:49,314 your wife sent to my daughter for plastic surgery. 133 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:51,816 What kind of a woman does that? 134 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:54,069 I thought there was no money left. 135 00:04:54,110 --> 00:04:55,362 Oh, no. Oh, no. 136 00:04:55,404 --> 00:04:56,863 Oh, that's awful. 137 00:04:56,905 --> 00:04:59,032 I mean, she's just precious the way she is. 138 00:04:59,074 --> 00:05:01,201 Does Maisie even know about this? 139 00:05:01,243 --> 00:05:02,452 No, thank God. 140 00:05:02,494 --> 00:05:04,120 And her name is Maeby. 141 00:05:04,162 --> 00:05:06,664 You don't think Maisie's cuter? 142 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:09,334 You know what I want to do? I want to take this, 143 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:12,212 and I want to deposit it in a trust fund 144 00:05:12,254 --> 00:05:16,007 that she can't open until she's 21. 145 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:18,968 - I guess I can't use it anyway. - Are you kidding me? 146 00:05:19,010 --> 00:05:22,638 You are the most beautiful little girl I know. 147 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:23,890 And if you have any more work, 148 00:05:23,932 --> 00:05:25,225 your cartilage is going to collapse. 149 00:05:25,267 --> 00:05:26,684 Let me see if I can... 150 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:28,478 - There you go. - And that's when 151 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,939 George Sr. finally tipped a black man. 152 00:05:30,980 --> 00:05:32,065 - Got the check. - ... okay? 153 00:05:32,107 --> 00:05:33,066 Ooh! Hey, you got the check. 154 00:05:33,108 --> 00:05:34,109 Third party. 155 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:35,818 Oh, man. 156 00:05:35,860 --> 00:05:40,031 - I am going to put this on my wall. - Oh... 157 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,867 George Sr. left the hotelhoping he'd 158 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:46,913 accomplished something. 159 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:48,998 And on the news the next day... 160 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,542 We have got... 161 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:54,754 to build a wall between us and Mexico. 162 00:05:54,796 --> 00:05:56,381 he found out he had. 163 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:58,133 - Yes! - And aside from hating 164 00:05:58,174 --> 00:06:00,385 the wrinkles he saw in the rearview mirror 165 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:04,222 around his eyes and brow, George Sr. was happy. 166 00:06:12,147 --> 00:06:15,233 What the (bleep) is he smiling about? 167 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:16,776 Hello! 168 00:06:16,818 --> 00:06:18,487 Oh, we're just doing a survey 169 00:06:18,528 --> 00:06:19,779 for the U.S. government, ma'am. 170 00:06:19,821 --> 00:06:22,073 Oh, no, I-I'm a man. 171 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:24,742 I was just wearing, uh, this blouse 172 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:27,621 because I was, uh, driving and I hate my arms. 173 00:06:27,661 --> 00:06:29,038 What's the tape for? 174 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,499 Laying out border coordinates 175 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:32,167 for when they put up the wall. 176 00:06:32,208 --> 00:06:34,544 Shh! You're not supposed to tell them what it's for. 177 00:06:34,586 --> 00:06:36,087 Well, he already mentioned the tape, 178 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,380 and he looks American. 179 00:06:37,422 --> 00:06:39,424 - Yeah, but he's in Mexico. - Wait. 180 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:41,217 Guys, no, no, Mexico starts 181 00:06:41,259 --> 00:06:43,136 - back there, by the gully. - Whoever told you that's 182 00:06:43,178 --> 00:06:45,221 probably chomping on the maca, if you know what I mean. 183 00:06:45,263 --> 00:06:46,764 So, what you're saying to me is that 184 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:49,351 on this side of the tape, I'm in Mexico, 185 00:06:49,392 --> 00:06:51,102 but when I come over here... 186 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,522 Whoa. We're going to need to see a passport, sir. 187 00:06:53,563 --> 00:06:55,440 Pasaporte. 188 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:57,442 George Sr. liked to make men 189 00:06:57,484 --> 00:06:59,735 who disappoint him suffer. 190 00:06:59,777 --> 00:07:01,488 But things change. 191 00:07:01,530 --> 00:07:03,948 You really hurt my feelings, guys. 192 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:06,576 - No hugging... ma'am. - I'm sorry. 193 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,915 George Sr. had just discovered 194 00:07:12,957 --> 00:07:15,126 that the millions of dollars of American property 195 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,504 he owned was worthless. 196 00:07:17,546 --> 00:07:18,880 How did you not notice? 197 00:07:18,921 --> 00:07:20,382 You saw all the papers. 198 00:07:20,423 --> 00:07:22,008 And in Mexico. 199 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:24,553 You can't expect me to read every page of that deal. 200 00:07:24,594 --> 00:07:26,314 Besides, that one was particularly difficult 201 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:28,056 because it was all in Spanish. 202 00:07:28,097 --> 00:07:30,183 It says very clearly, on my business card, 203 00:07:30,225 --> 00:07:32,602 "Se habla español." 204 00:07:32,644 --> 00:07:34,103 "I do not speak Spanish." 205 00:07:34,145 --> 00:07:35,305 And it was your brother Oscar 206 00:07:35,313 --> 00:07:37,023 who told me it was on the border. 207 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:38,692 How did he not know? 208 00:07:38,733 --> 00:07:40,860 Unfortunately, Oscar missed the signs. 209 00:07:40,902 --> 00:07:42,862 You think it's okay to burn these? 210 00:07:42,904 --> 00:07:44,239 Well, this is America. 211 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,990 If they don't want us to burn signs, 212 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:48,034 they shouldn't write them in Spanish. 213 00:07:51,996 --> 00:07:54,123 Only Heartfire knew the truth. 214 00:07:54,165 --> 00:07:57,960 But the singing was so loud, no one could hear her thoughts. 215 00:07:58,002 --> 00:08:00,046 I bribed Love 216 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:02,340 to push for the building of the wall, 217 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:04,300 and I don't have the land to build it on! 218 00:08:04,342 --> 00:08:06,094 Shh, shh, shh. Call Herbert Love, all right? 219 00:08:06,135 --> 00:08:08,096 Tell him you would greatly appreciate it 220 00:08:08,137 --> 00:08:10,682 if he'd rescind his support for the wall. 221 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:12,767 And make him a flip-flopper? I can't do that. 222 00:08:12,808 --> 00:08:14,227 Actually, he'd tried, 223 00:08:14,269 --> 00:08:15,811 but couldn't afford it. 224 00:08:15,853 --> 00:08:17,980 It's a 40 for the flip and a 40 for the flop, 225 00:08:18,022 --> 00:08:20,734 and since it's going to cause a flap, I'd say another 40. 226 00:08:20,775 --> 00:08:24,446 So it's a flat 40-40-40 flip-flop and a flap fee. 227 00:08:24,487 --> 00:08:27,156 Well, then find someone who has influence with him. 228 00:08:27,198 --> 00:08:28,700 Hold on. A client is, uh, coming, 229 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,243 and I don't know where Oscar is. 230 00:08:30,285 --> 00:08:31,494 He's disappeared. 231 00:08:31,536 --> 00:08:33,580 And there is something up with him 232 00:08:33,622 --> 00:08:35,665 because he is scary now. 233 00:08:35,707 --> 00:08:36,916 He has changed. 234 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:38,793 Hey, you've changed, you big (bleep). 235 00:08:38,834 --> 00:08:40,462 You're acting like a little girl lately. 236 00:08:40,503 --> 00:08:41,755 And not in the good way. 237 00:08:41,796 --> 00:08:43,316 Pull yourself together. Act like a man. 238 00:08:43,339 --> 00:08:44,758 You're right, you're right. 239 00:08:44,799 --> 00:08:47,761 - Okay, love you. - Love you, too. Bye. 240 00:08:47,802 --> 00:08:49,387 Cash, no receipt. 241 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:51,180 - Hot day, Father. - Hot day, Father B. 242 00:08:51,222 --> 00:08:53,224 - Hot day. - Hot day, Father. 243 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,268 Hello, Father. 244 00:08:55,310 --> 00:08:56,603 Don't call me that! 245 00:08:56,645 --> 00:08:57,979 What are you doing here? 246 00:08:58,020 --> 00:09:00,022 - You and Mom talked about it. - We did...? 247 00:09:00,064 --> 00:09:02,150 Oscar. 248 00:09:02,191 --> 00:09:05,111 In fact, it was Oscar who spoke to Lucille 249 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:08,906 about hiring Gob, but not before an ominous warning. 250 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:11,576 But, you know, he has magical abilities. 251 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:15,204 He can handle a lot more than we give him credit for. 252 00:09:15,246 --> 00:09:17,791 I know... What? 253 00:09:17,832 --> 00:09:19,959 I would have been here sooner, but I had to go down 254 00:09:20,001 --> 00:09:21,586 to San Diego and loop my way back up 255 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:23,296 because they put up that border ribbon. 256 00:09:23,338 --> 00:09:24,798 - Which is totally new, - Shh! 257 00:09:24,839 --> 00:09:26,382 and I wasn't expecting it; it's fine. 258 00:09:26,424 --> 00:09:28,426 Anyway, Father, you've got to get me a job 259 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:30,136 so I can be prepared... to be president. 260 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:32,263 All right, you got to keep this "father" stuff to yourself. 261 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,808 I can't have these people think that I raised a limo driver. 262 00:09:34,849 --> 00:09:36,518 I'm not a limo driver. 263 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:38,186 I'm a gentleman honey farmer. 264 00:09:38,227 --> 00:09:40,271 The only thing I've got back there are my bees. 265 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,606 - Beans? - No, bees! 266 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:43,441 - Bees? - Bees! 267 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:45,485 Bees! Oh, bees! 268 00:09:45,527 --> 00:09:47,362 The boxes fell over on the way here 269 00:09:47,403 --> 00:09:48,946 when I had to swerve to avoid an ostrich. 270 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:50,740 You got to do something about this... these people 271 00:09:50,782 --> 00:09:52,033 paid a lot of money. Do something! 272 00:09:52,074 --> 00:09:53,201 No, they won't listen to me. 273 00:09:53,242 --> 00:09:54,952 - They've all got CCD. - CCD? 274 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:56,204 Colony collapse disorder. 275 00:09:56,245 --> 00:09:58,039 The guy sold me just really sick bees. 276 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,833 Don't worry. Dad, they're going to hive. 277 00:09:59,874 --> 00:10:01,167 They always hive. 278 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:02,918 Usually by seeking out 279 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,796 a structure that most resembles a hive. 280 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:08,007 Bees! Wonderful bees! 281 00:10:08,049 --> 00:10:10,051 It's okay. It's okay. Gob, get in there 282 00:10:10,092 --> 00:10:11,886 - and get them out! - Okay, I'm on it. 283 00:10:11,927 --> 00:10:13,680 But then George Sr. got some more bad news. 284 00:10:13,722 --> 00:10:16,182 Hello, brother. Thought I'd find you 285 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:17,726 in a blouse and a beekeeper hat. 286 00:10:17,767 --> 00:10:19,185 What are you doing here? No, no, no, no, no. 287 00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:20,936 We cannot be seen next to each other. 288 00:10:20,978 --> 00:10:23,189 I'm Dr. Norman! 289 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:24,482 Well, if you don't want to be seen, then you 290 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:26,942 go in the sweat lodge. You owe me. 291 00:10:26,984 --> 00:10:29,320 Is that a fact? Listen, you told me 292 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,280 the property was on the border. 293 00:10:31,322 --> 00:10:34,200 It is 50 feet south of the border, Oscar. 294 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:37,912 Well, excuse me, but they hadn't put up the tape yet. 295 00:10:37,953 --> 00:10:40,331 So I was going off Buster's map. 296 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,333 Oh, God, it was Buster's map. 297 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,126 Buster had indeed made the map, 298 00:10:44,168 --> 00:10:45,879 as a cartography student, 299 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,506 because the class where you get to see naked people, 300 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:51,467 and draw them, was full. 301 00:10:51,509 --> 00:10:52,968 And you lied to me. 302 00:10:53,010 --> 00:10:55,054 You told me you bought this property to live on. 303 00:10:55,096 --> 00:10:58,850 No, you bought this property to put up a wall. 304 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,435 I told one lie, 305 00:11:00,476 --> 00:11:02,562 but I-I was going to share the money with you. 306 00:11:02,604 --> 00:11:04,230 - Two lies. - And why do I think 307 00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:07,442 that you charge more than five dollars for lemonade? 308 00:11:07,483 --> 00:11:09,151 Three small lies. 309 00:11:09,193 --> 00:11:11,446 Now, will you do me a favor, just get in the tent. 310 00:11:11,487 --> 00:11:12,822 Gob's getting rid of the bees, 311 00:11:12,864 --> 00:11:14,365 and we'll push the matinee till 3:00. 312 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,743 No, I'm sick and tired of being in that hut 313 00:11:16,785 --> 00:11:18,286 pretending to be you. 314 00:11:18,327 --> 00:11:21,997 Maybe I should go out there and pretend to be you. 315 00:11:22,039 --> 00:11:23,291 So, good-bye, George. 316 00:11:23,332 --> 00:11:24,918 This is the last you'll see of me. 317 00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:28,588 Just gonna use the can for one second. 318 00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:31,090 There's two Dr. Normans! 319 00:11:34,510 --> 00:11:36,888 George Sr. headed up north to see his wife 320 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,557 before his brother could, but he soon found out 321 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,350 he was too late by a day. 322 00:11:41,392 --> 00:11:43,102 Oh, I know what you're coming up 323 00:11:43,144 --> 00:11:44,687 - to do to me. - Right. 324 00:11:44,729 --> 00:11:45,897 What? 325 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,649 Yesterday, you were amazing. 326 00:11:47,690 --> 00:11:50,109 Georgie, I can't stop thinking about it. 327 00:11:50,151 --> 00:11:52,403 You haven't been like that in years. 328 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,196 Oh, right. 329 00:11:54,238 --> 00:11:56,407 - You mean, slow-witted? - I hope you're ready 330 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,743 for more of the same today. 331 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,705 Uh... Oh, God. 332 00:12:02,747 --> 00:12:04,248 George Sr. had a few problems: 333 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,041 his brother was sleeping with his wife, 334 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,627 the property he was going to sell to the government... 335 00:12:09,211 --> 00:12:11,130 to build the U.S. wall on was in Mexico... 336 00:12:11,172 --> 00:12:12,924 All right... all right... 337 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,175 and his sweat lodge colony had just collapsed. 338 00:12:14,216 --> 00:12:15,718 Okay. 339 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,512 So he had to deal with first things first. 340 00:12:17,553 --> 00:12:19,973 If my identical twin brother 341 00:12:20,013 --> 00:12:22,517 can get it up, then shouldn't I? 342 00:12:22,558 --> 00:12:24,769 Have you had any sexual feeling at all lately? 343 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,395 No! 344 00:12:26,437 --> 00:12:28,598 You know, the Hopi Indians believe that this spot here, 345 00:12:28,606 --> 00:12:30,149 - Okay. - when manipulated, 346 00:12:30,191 --> 00:12:32,568 - can create sexual feeling. - That's my penis. 347 00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:34,946 Well, you don't have to tell me. Nothing? 348 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,531 No, just a little curiosity 349 00:12:36,572 --> 00:12:38,491 as to why you're checking your second hand. 350 00:12:38,533 --> 00:12:40,660 Oh, this isn't my office. 351 00:12:40,702 --> 00:12:42,453 You know, I-I don't get it. 352 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,998 I've been popping the pills, and, I mean, I mean, nothing. 353 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,040 - Are you under any pressure? - Oh, no. 354 00:12:47,082 --> 00:12:48,584 Nothing out of the ordinary. 355 00:12:48,626 --> 00:12:50,461 I mean, there's some violating federal law stuff 356 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,797 that'd put me in prison for the rest of my life, 357 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,842 but I've made love with treason charges over me before. 358 00:12:55,884 --> 00:12:57,092 But no, it's something else. 359 00:12:57,134 --> 00:12:58,302 It's not just the sex. 360 00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:00,889 I feel... 361 00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:03,349 I feel wrong. 362 00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:05,100 Somehow. 363 00:13:07,102 --> 00:13:10,023 And I'm becoming weak. 364 00:13:11,232 --> 00:13:12,650 Sorry, had the old thinking cap on. 365 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,443 Let's go to the lists. 366 00:13:14,485 --> 00:13:16,153 And Dr. Norman proceeded to run through 367 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,197 a checklist of alternative medicine questions. 368 00:13:18,239 --> 00:13:19,699 Okay, did you drink some water that might have 369 00:13:19,741 --> 00:13:21,325 a homeopathic memory of some molecule? 370 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,535 Do you keep track 371 00:13:22,577 --> 00:13:23,912 of the molecules you ingest? 372 00:13:23,953 --> 00:13:25,329 Well, with homeopathy, 373 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:26,831 it's the molecules you don't ingest. 374 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:28,207 But I'm the one who can get hard, 375 00:13:28,249 --> 00:13:29,876 so let's focus on you. 376 00:13:29,918 --> 00:13:32,211 He then went on to explore some supernatural 377 00:13:32,253 --> 00:13:33,733 or high-concept premise possibilities. 378 00:13:33,755 --> 00:13:35,464 Any earthquakes in a Chinese restaurant 379 00:13:35,506 --> 00:13:37,466 - while you were trying to prove something to your mother? - No. 380 00:13:37,508 --> 00:13:38,843 Any wishes you may have phrased badly, 381 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,595 or while a child was blowing out a candle? 382 00:13:40,636 --> 00:13:42,221 No. 383 00:13:42,263 --> 00:13:44,057 Have you come across any ancient games, let's say, 384 00:13:44,097 --> 00:13:47,351 glowing games, uh, either board based or carnival based, 385 00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:49,854 that you may have played against the wishes of your best friend? 386 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,898 - No. - Curses, hexes, spells, 387 00:13:51,940 --> 00:13:55,777 shaman, medicine men? 388 00:13:55,818 --> 00:13:57,445 Wait. 389 00:13:57,486 --> 00:13:59,864 The strong will become the weak. 390 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:02,533 The weak will become the strong. 391 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:06,495 I did hallucinate one ancient foreboding warrior harbinger 392 00:14:06,537 --> 00:14:08,915 while I chewed maca root about a year ago. 393 00:14:08,957 --> 00:14:10,708 Could that be something? 394 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,543 No, it's not the maca. 395 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:13,753 Your body wants the maca. 396 00:14:13,795 --> 00:14:15,129 It's not the maca. 397 00:14:15,170 --> 00:14:17,214 But finally, out of desperation, 398 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:18,716 he turned to Western medicine. 399 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,468 Okay, tell you what, let's get some film on you. 400 00:14:20,509 --> 00:14:22,845 I'd like you to get on an MRI machine 401 00:14:22,887 --> 00:14:24,388 and try to ride it to climax. 402 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,974 I'm gonna send you over to Orange County Imaging... 403 00:14:26,015 --> 00:14:27,767 they do a ton of that. 404 00:14:27,809 --> 00:14:29,351 Okay, do I get magazines? 405 00:14:29,393 --> 00:14:31,395 Yeah, I'll write you a script for that. 406 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,898 They got a place right around the corner that plays ball. 407 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,274 Thank you. 408 00:14:35,316 --> 00:14:36,651 Oh, (bleep). Run. 409 00:14:36,692 --> 00:14:39,528 What? Oh. 410 00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:42,281 And soon, after getting his prescription filled... 411 00:14:42,323 --> 00:14:43,282 Uh... hola... 412 00:14:43,324 --> 00:14:45,701 I have a, um... magazines? 413 00:14:49,914 --> 00:14:51,373 he was on his way 414 00:14:51,415 --> 00:14:53,793 to debase himself in an MRI machine 415 00:14:53,835 --> 00:14:57,546 when he ran into a son with whom he'd lost touch. 416 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,510 Dad, what are you doing here? 417 00:15:02,551 --> 00:15:06,597 I wanted to speak to you... in person. 418 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,182 Then you're here to apologize; that right? 419 00:15:08,223 --> 00:15:09,903 - Sure. - Although, he covered pretty well. 420 00:15:09,934 --> 00:15:13,813 And-and of course to see you at Orange County Im-a-gine. 421 00:15:13,855 --> 00:15:16,941 I went to you for a simple signature, 422 00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:19,234 and you told me to go to hell. 423 00:15:19,276 --> 00:15:21,696 Actually, it was the newly potent Oscar, 424 00:15:21,737 --> 00:15:24,073 who, like one of Gob's sick bees, 425 00:15:24,115 --> 00:15:27,160 was pollinating one barren flower after another, 426 00:15:27,201 --> 00:15:28,119 who told Michael to go to hell. 427 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,121 - Go to hell. - Huh? 428 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,289 Which is how George Sr. 429 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:34,208 not only was left with Senor Senoritas, 430 00:15:34,249 --> 00:15:36,585 and that's when he got a lead on his wall problem. 431 00:15:36,627 --> 00:15:38,295 Do you know a guy named Herbert Love? 432 00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,881 I know a lot of people, sure. 433 00:15:39,922 --> 00:15:42,175 And soon, he surprised Michael 434 00:15:42,216 --> 00:15:44,259 by giving him his rights for the movie project. 435 00:15:44,301 --> 00:15:48,639 I didn't know it was about lying to a girl. 436 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,475 - Give me the release. - You'd do this for me? 437 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,477 - Of course I will. - And then, didn't surprise him. 438 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,813 If you'll do something for me. 439 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,940 I knew it. 440 00:15:57,982 --> 00:16:01,652 Michael, you got to get this Love guy against the wall 441 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:02,945 between the U.S. and Mexico. 442 00:16:02,987 --> 00:16:04,363 That's not right. 443 00:16:04,405 --> 00:16:05,698 You're really opposed to this wall, huh? 444 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:06,866 When did you become pro-immigrant? 445 00:16:06,908 --> 00:16:07,992 I have changed, Michael. 446 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,578 I cry 447 00:16:10,619 --> 00:16:13,497 at the drop of a hat, and I hate the way I look. 448 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:16,542 I actually had one cute hat, and it... 449 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:21,380 it blew off at the CVS parking lot. 450 00:16:21,422 --> 00:16:24,341 And this whole car full of black kids ran over it, 451 00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,467 for no reason. 452 00:16:25,509 --> 00:16:28,179 And they saw it! 453 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,014 They saw it! 454 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,807 Michael... 455 00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:37,105 Anyway, I live down there now. 456 00:16:37,146 --> 00:16:39,565 And I care for these people who just want 457 00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:42,610 to come into this country and ply their wares 458 00:16:42,651 --> 00:16:45,487 and let us freely fill the bay with their culture. 459 00:16:45,529 --> 00:16:47,489 Hey, don't get me started on the Cinco, Dad. 460 00:16:47,531 --> 00:16:49,283 I haven't been to one in 20 years. 461 00:16:49,324 --> 00:16:51,035 There's gonna be blowback there; it's just gonna happen. 462 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:53,204 You can't swim in that bay for a month after 463 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,997 without getting nacho cheese sauce in your hair. 464 00:16:55,039 --> 00:16:56,290 It's coming. 465 00:16:56,331 --> 00:16:58,667 Can you help me, then, with Love? 466 00:16:58,709 --> 00:17:00,502 At his speech, at Cinco? 467 00:17:00,544 --> 00:17:02,463 Can you do that for your dad? 468 00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:05,633 What he didn't tell Michael was that the family would go broke 469 00:17:05,674 --> 00:17:07,635 if they had to build the wall. 470 00:17:07,676 --> 00:17:09,720 Of course I will. 471 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,975 Maybe, if he had, Michael wouldn't have 472 00:17:14,016 --> 00:17:16,393 overplayed his hand as a big-shot producer 473 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,353 who knew lots of people. 474 00:17:18,395 --> 00:17:19,814 But a deal was soon struck... 475 00:17:19,855 --> 00:17:21,398 - Thanks, Pop. - All right. 476 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,317 and Michael, signed contract in hand, 477 00:17:23,358 --> 00:17:25,444 went to show off at the Ealing Club, 478 00:17:25,486 --> 00:17:27,905 while George Sr., magazine in hand, 479 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,699 went to (bleep) off in an MRI machine. 480 00:17:36,497 --> 00:17:39,667 George Sr. finally went to visit a wife 481 00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:42,670 who was under the impression that he was back for more. 482 00:17:42,711 --> 00:17:44,088 The wrong land? 483 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,007 It's under control; I'm trying to get Love 484 00:17:46,048 --> 00:17:47,633 to come out against the wall. 485 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:50,094 We can't afford to build it if we're not 486 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,054 selling the land back to the government. 487 00:17:52,096 --> 00:17:53,597 It'll ruin us. 488 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:55,933 It'll ruin us if we don't build it. 489 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,602 George, you've gone puny again. 490 00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:01,063 Where's the man who took ahold of me yesterday 491 00:18:01,105 --> 00:18:02,481 and bent me over this couch? 492 00:18:02,523 --> 00:18:05,276 Okay, okay, let's not sully its memory. 493 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:09,488 Look, we make sure Herbert Love comes out against the wall, 494 00:18:09,530 --> 00:18:11,573 right after we get enough of it up 495 00:18:11,615 --> 00:18:13,492 to trigger the government payment. 496 00:18:13,534 --> 00:18:16,245 And speaking of getting enough of it up, 497 00:18:16,287 --> 00:18:17,913 what's going on down here? 498 00:18:17,955 --> 00:18:21,458 You need a little more Marilyn like I did yesterday? 499 00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:26,047 I-I don't want to be Mr. President. 500 00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:28,841 Huh. Especially with all this going down. 501 00:18:28,883 --> 00:18:32,136 Oh, and speaking of president, what's happening with Gob? 502 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:33,470 You gave him a job? 503 00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,223 Yes, but then I-I fired him. 504 00:18:35,264 --> 00:18:37,099 He caused my colony to collapse. 505 00:18:37,141 --> 00:18:40,435 Oh, my God, George, get him another job. 506 00:18:40,477 --> 00:18:43,231 You must have some favors you can call in somewhere. 507 00:18:43,272 --> 00:18:47,442 And then you can have some of my favors, Mr. President. 508 00:18:47,484 --> 00:18:49,237 As much as I'd like to stay 509 00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:50,696 and lay some more pipe with you, 510 00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,614 I better get moving on this thing. 511 00:18:52,656 --> 00:18:53,866 And so, the next day, 512 00:18:53,908 --> 00:18:56,244 George Sr. once again called upon his son. 513 00:18:56,285 --> 00:18:57,786 Michael B. Project. 514 00:18:57,828 --> 00:18:59,747 Yeah, you got to give Gob a job. 515 00:18:59,788 --> 00:19:01,332 Something in the, uh, building company 516 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,335 or, uh, hey, I think he'd get a big kick 517 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,627 out of the movie business. 518 00:19:05,669 --> 00:19:06,879 N-N-No, Dad, hey. 519 00:19:06,921 --> 00:19:08,630 He knows nothing about producing. 520 00:19:08,672 --> 00:19:10,883 Look, I don't care if it's producing a movie 521 00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:12,301 that's never gonna be made 522 00:19:12,343 --> 00:19:14,553 or selling houses that no one's gonna buy, 523 00:19:14,595 --> 00:19:17,056 I just want my son to have a job 524 00:19:17,098 --> 00:19:19,934 where his incompetence won't be out of place. 525 00:19:19,975 --> 00:19:22,144 Anyway, he's on his way to Sudden Valley now. 526 00:19:22,186 --> 00:19:24,021 No, he isn't. No, no, come on, Dad... 527 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,480 - No, no, now? - What, what? 528 00:19:25,522 --> 00:19:27,024 He's gonna make it less valuable? 529 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,483 Which I told you was gonna happen, by the way. 530 00:19:28,525 --> 00:19:29,818 Oh, here it is. Here it is. 531 00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:31,695 Yeah, there it is! Knew it was coming. 532 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:34,198 And even though George had imposed on Michael, 533 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,616 it was Gob... 534 00:19:35,657 --> 00:19:37,492 What the hell? 535 00:19:37,534 --> 00:19:39,536 who felt he had a cross to bear. 536 00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:42,290 What the hell? 537 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:45,542 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I got the right of... 538 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:47,304 - Hey, hey, hey... - N-No, don't. It's mine. 539 00:19:47,336 --> 00:19:49,213 - Okay, coming through here. - Mine... Hah! 540 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:51,882 No... no, no! My right of... way! 541 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,467 - There! Mine! - Okay. 542 00:19:53,508 --> 00:19:54,718 Hey... 543 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,433 Gob! 544 00:20:00,474 --> 00:20:01,934 Michael! 545 00:20:01,976 --> 00:20:03,227 And the two brothers reunited... 546 00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:04,312 Hey, Gob. 547 00:20:04,353 --> 00:20:05,354 Michael. 548 00:20:05,396 --> 00:20:06,939 happy to see each other. 549 00:20:06,981 --> 00:20:08,441 Gob? 550 00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:09,900 At first. 551 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,361 Michael. 552 00:20:12,403 --> 00:20:14,280 So, hear you need help moving 553 00:20:14,322 --> 00:20:17,241 these memorials to the death of the housing market. 554 00:20:20,035 --> 00:20:21,495 Actually that was a memorial 555 00:20:21,536 --> 00:20:23,956 - to the death of Pete the mailman. - I knew that. 556 00:20:23,998 --> 00:20:27,376 I brought one, too... size of the man's heart. 557 00:20:27,418 --> 00:20:30,212 I just got to figure out how to get it out of the car. 558 00:20:30,254 --> 00:20:32,131 If I could remember how I got it in. 559 00:20:32,173 --> 00:20:34,091 That's not from your Christian magic act? 560 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,302 Christian magic act? 561 00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:38,720 If I were Muslim, would you say "Muslim magic act"? 562 00:20:38,762 --> 00:20:42,766 No, but it is hard to imagine any Muslim handcuffing himself 563 00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:45,686 to a glittery cross and living to tell about it. 564 00:20:45,727 --> 00:20:48,063 Yeah, well, the Christians aren't so (bleep)-hot 565 00:20:48,105 --> 00:20:49,857 about it either. 566 00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:52,234 Hmm, well... 567 00:20:52,276 --> 00:20:54,903 Michael could see that his brother was unhappy 568 00:20:54,945 --> 00:20:56,697 and that his life had not worked out 569 00:20:56,738 --> 00:20:58,573 the way he had hoped. 570 00:20:58,615 --> 00:21:02,536 Things are incredible for me, I'm having an incredible year. 571 00:21:02,577 --> 00:21:05,080 I am a movie producer now, producing a movie, 572 00:21:05,122 --> 00:21:06,581 so they've got me in this enormous office. 573 00:21:06,623 --> 00:21:08,063 I told 'em I don't want to be driving 574 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,668 to Beverly Hills every single day, 575 00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:12,963 so they put me in an enormous office just over here. 576 00:21:15,757 --> 00:21:17,301 Rental. 577 00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:20,179 My personal life is off the charts. I've met someone. 578 00:21:20,221 --> 00:21:23,057 Can't really give you any information... kind of famousy. 579 00:21:23,098 --> 00:21:24,725 - Well, good for you. I also met someone. - Have you? 580 00:21:24,766 --> 00:21:27,269 Also famousy. Can't give you any information. 581 00:21:27,311 --> 00:21:29,855 In fact, Michael didn't even find out who she was 582 00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:31,982 until one night, earlier. 583 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:34,402 Oh, my God. I'm dating Ron Howard's girlfriend. 584 00:21:34,443 --> 00:21:37,029 Although he did have some of the details wrong. 585 00:21:37,071 --> 00:21:39,156 She's an actress. You know her. 586 00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:42,410 She was Ron's illegitimate daughter, 587 00:21:42,451 --> 00:21:43,827 a fact unbeknownst to many. 588 00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:45,704 Well, we kind of like to keep that quiet. 589 00:21:45,746 --> 00:21:49,917 A woman who, like Bryce Dallas and Paige Carlyle, 590 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:52,920 was named after where she was conceived. 591 00:21:52,961 --> 00:21:56,798 And she actually had worked for some A-list directors. 592 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,259 She did a Terrence Malick... 593 00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:00,553 Are we the same? 594 00:22:00,594 --> 00:22:02,054 She got the lead in a Woody Allen film... 595 00:22:02,096 --> 00:22:03,776 But I felt like I was in The Iceman Cometh, 596 00:22:03,805 --> 00:22:06,308 but, you know, in my case, he faketh. 597 00:22:06,350 --> 00:22:08,477 and was once even directed by her own father. 598 00:22:08,519 --> 00:22:09,603 Action! 599 00:22:09,644 --> 00:22:11,564 Next time, don't pocket it, 600 00:22:11,605 --> 00:22:12,606 pay for it. 601 00:22:12,647 --> 00:22:15,025 not cool. 602 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,945 - ... in a public service announcement. - And cut! 603 00:22:17,986 --> 00:22:19,113 Which, like all of Ron's work... 604 00:22:19,154 --> 00:22:20,322 You know, I think we got it. 605 00:22:20,364 --> 00:22:22,408 was inspired by a photograph. 606 00:22:22,450 --> 00:22:24,159 Rebel was indeed a rebel. 607 00:22:24,201 --> 00:22:27,162 But Michael didn't possess that information. 608 00:22:27,204 --> 00:22:29,164 I can give you some information about your airless office 609 00:22:29,206 --> 00:22:30,749 you're gonna be spending most mornings in. 610 00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:32,209 You know, what I could go for is some guac. 611 00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:33,710 Well, you don't live there anymore, Gob. 612 00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:35,963 This heat just makes, makes me want guac. 613 00:22:36,004 --> 00:22:38,006 Now, now, I know I've got these things, 614 00:22:38,048 --> 00:22:40,551 uh, very, you know, meticulously maintained. 615 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:43,053 There's... 616 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,263 There are some vultures. 617 00:22:44,305 --> 00:22:46,432 I think they might still smell Pete. 618 00:22:46,474 --> 00:22:48,434 Yeah, if it wasn't for the movie thing, I would do it myself. 619 00:22:48,476 --> 00:22:50,102 They practically sell themselves; you just got 620 00:22:50,144 --> 00:22:52,229 - to bring the people in. - I'm ready to move in today. 621 00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:54,106 No, well, people other than you, 622 00:22:54,148 --> 00:22:55,732 - bring those people in. - I'm starving. 623 00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:57,025 Starving? No, you're not gonna find anything here. 624 00:22:57,067 --> 00:22:58,227 They've been abandoned for... 625 00:23:00,653 --> 00:23:03,031 Lindsay. 626 00:23:03,073 --> 00:23:05,909 No, no, this... maybe Tobias. 627 00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:07,119 It was John Beard. 628 00:23:07,161 --> 00:23:08,703 Shall we? 629 00:23:08,745 --> 00:23:10,456 Well, the value of these homes isn't gonna go down 630 00:23:10,498 --> 00:23:11,706 if we don't sell one today. 631 00:23:11,748 --> 00:23:14,418 Let me see if I can find a, uh... 632 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:15,794 Do you have a bottle opener? 633 00:23:15,836 --> 00:23:17,796 Great idea. 634 00:23:17,838 --> 00:23:20,090 And after a few more drinks and a little more depreciation... 635 00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:22,134 - That was surprising. - ... Michael admitted he had 636 00:23:22,176 --> 00:23:23,552 a rival for his girlfriend. 637 00:23:23,594 --> 00:23:26,263 You don't have to worry about Ron Howard. 638 00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:28,182 I mean, he's not competition for you. 639 00:23:28,223 --> 00:23:29,517 - Really? - Yeah, I mean, the guy's 640 00:23:29,558 --> 00:23:31,310 like 100 years old. What's he gonna do, 641 00:23:31,352 --> 00:23:32,685 poke you in the eyes? 642 00:23:32,727 --> 00:23:33,854 Oh, you're confused. 643 00:23:33,895 --> 00:23:34,938 Ron Howard directed Apollo 13. 644 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,649 You're thinking of Moe Howard, 645 00:23:36,689 --> 00:23:38,651 the angry stooge who's been dead for a quarter century. 646 00:23:38,691 --> 00:23:40,486 Well, that's good 'cause the whole time I'm thinking, like, 647 00:23:40,528 --> 00:23:41,820 "unless she likes a guy who's funny." 648 00:23:41,862 --> 00:23:43,531 - Sure. - Because that guy is funny. 649 00:23:43,572 --> 00:23:45,073 - 'Cause the whole time you're like... - You know... 650 00:23:45,115 --> 00:23:46,867 - "Is he gonna poke me in the eyes?" - Gob, 651 00:23:46,908 --> 00:23:49,453 I don't think that th-the movie... it might not even happen 652 00:23:49,495 --> 00:23:51,497 because I don't think that I can ask my son. 653 00:23:51,539 --> 00:23:54,166 What happened between him and me was very disappointing. 654 00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:56,210 You don't need to tell me about disappointment and sons. 655 00:23:56,251 --> 00:23:59,171 Let's not forget Steve Holt. 656 00:23:59,213 --> 00:24:01,590 That's the story of our relationship. 657 00:24:01,632 --> 00:24:03,800 Right, well, I was talking about a son disappointing a father. 658 00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:05,386 Yeah, that does make it different. 659 00:24:05,427 --> 00:24:07,888 Look, Michael, he doesn't respect you, 660 00:24:07,929 --> 00:24:09,181 so you have to make him respect you. 661 00:24:09,223 --> 00:24:10,765 Show him that you're a big shot, 662 00:24:10,807 --> 00:24:12,809 that you don't need to live in your son's dorm. 663 00:24:12,851 --> 00:24:15,020 No, I just live in my parents' penthouse now. 664 00:24:15,062 --> 00:24:16,855 Well, then, take him to the Ealing Club; it's all showbiz. 665 00:24:16,897 --> 00:24:18,273 I used to hang out there all the time. 666 00:24:18,315 --> 00:24:20,317 It's just actresses and stuff like that. 667 00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:21,985 I don't know if I could pick up the phone 668 00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:23,820 and call him and ask him. 669 00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:25,239 - You know what, Michael? - Hmm? 670 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,074 I'll call him for you. 671 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,160 Really, you'd do that for me? 672 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:31,704 It's the least I could do. 673 00:24:31,744 --> 00:24:33,788 You've given me a new sense of purpose. 674 00:24:33,830 --> 00:24:36,709 Did you actually have an old one? 675 00:24:36,749 --> 00:24:38,709 'Cause it always seemed like you were just looking 676 00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,087 for the easy way out. 677 00:24:40,128 --> 00:24:42,631 Yeah, that was it. 678 00:24:42,673 --> 00:24:45,300 Hi, I'm George Bluth of the Bluth Company, and, uh... 679 00:24:45,342 --> 00:24:47,222 George Sr., meanwhile, was also finding 680 00:24:47,261 --> 00:24:48,661 an easy way out of the wall problem. 681 00:24:48,679 --> 00:24:50,097 we've built this wall. 682 00:24:50,138 --> 00:24:54,351 We have miles and, and miles of wall. 683 00:24:54,393 --> 00:24:56,311 Will you confirm that, soldier? 684 00:24:58,855 --> 00:25:00,399 It's ab-about protecting our border, 685 00:25:00,441 --> 00:25:02,192 which is why, uh, we have a member 686 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:05,195 of our armed forces with us today. 687 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,988 Say hello. 688 00:25:08,532 --> 00:25:11,034 It's, uh, triple-reinforced, steel-reinforced, 689 00:25:11,076 --> 00:25:13,954 and I don't really know how to, how to say 690 00:25:13,995 --> 00:25:17,332 that, uh, what it does is, it protects, um... 691 00:25:17,374 --> 00:25:18,917 It's Mexican-proof. 692 00:25:18,959 --> 00:25:20,711 So... can't say... it... 693 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:22,546 Well, gosh darn it, 694 00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:24,423 it is Mexican-proof. 695 00:25:25,633 --> 00:25:26,799 Sit up. 696 00:25:26,841 --> 00:25:28,051 - Uh... - Daddy, my tummy's turning. 697 00:25:28,093 --> 00:25:29,470 All right. 698 00:25:29,511 --> 00:25:31,012 - Uh, it's, uh, triple-reinforced. - I got... 699 00:25:31,054 --> 00:25:32,347 Daddy, I got to get out, 700 00:25:32,389 --> 00:25:33,806 - I got to get out. - Uh, we're gonna be... 701 00:25:33,848 --> 00:25:35,142 Oh, for God's sakes, get out. 702 00:25:35,183 --> 00:25:36,727 I need to get out, I need to get out. 703 00:25:36,769 --> 00:25:38,479 - Oh, for... - I need to get out, I need to get out. 704 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,356 We're not gonna... we'll edit this part out and, uh... 705 00:25:41,398 --> 00:25:43,108 Anyhow... 706 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:45,736 But George Sr. hadn't built miles of wall. 707 00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:49,864 He just found a roundabout way to make it seem that way, 708 00:25:49,906 --> 00:25:52,326 and one week later at Cinco, George arrived, 709 00:25:52,367 --> 00:25:53,744 hoping to hear Herbert Love... 710 00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:55,579 No, thanks. I've already crushed one with my car. 711 00:25:55,621 --> 00:25:58,582 sway public opinion against the wall 712 00:25:58,624 --> 00:26:00,417 so the Bluth Company wouldn't be on the hook 713 00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:01,834 - to build it for real. - Pop, hey, hi. 714 00:26:01,876 --> 00:26:03,796 - Michael, what happened? - Yeah. 715 00:26:03,836 --> 00:26:05,756 Oh, the... it's a terrible week, 716 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:08,175 but I'm gonna fix things once and for all right now. 717 00:26:08,216 --> 00:26:09,802 - Is this about Love? - No, it's about money, 718 00:26:09,842 --> 00:26:14,807 but I-I'm... I will pay her back, uh, one way or the other. 719 00:26:14,847 --> 00:26:15,890 Who? 720 00:26:15,932 --> 00:26:17,225 Lucille 2... I'm gonna get her 721 00:26:17,267 --> 00:26:19,060 - against the wall. - No, no, no, no, no, 722 00:26:19,102 --> 00:26:20,937 she cannot know about this wall. 723 00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:23,231 Fine, I'll get her up against the top of the staircar. 724 00:26:23,273 --> 00:26:25,192 I don't care, it's gonna happen, though. 725 00:26:25,233 --> 00:26:26,819 I am talking about Herbert Love. 726 00:26:26,859 --> 00:26:29,488 - Is he going to oppose the building of the wall? - Oh, yes. 727 00:26:29,530 --> 00:26:31,031 I took care of that. 728 00:26:31,072 --> 00:26:33,325 He is going to announce that in his speech tonight. 729 00:26:33,367 --> 00:26:34,326 That is great news. 730 00:26:34,368 --> 00:26:36,077 Listen, I-I-I have to go. 731 00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:39,039 I have to see if I can pass this testosterone test. 732 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,582 I do, too. 733 00:26:40,624 --> 00:26:42,751 And, listen, not a word to... 734 00:26:42,793 --> 00:26:44,419 How dare you? 735 00:26:44,461 --> 00:26:47,880 Lucille 2. 736 00:26:47,922 --> 00:26:49,842 Did you think I wouldn't find out? 737 00:26:49,882 --> 00:26:51,343 I was going to cut you in. 738 00:26:51,385 --> 00:26:52,594 I was trying to protect you 739 00:26:52,636 --> 00:26:54,555 so they wouldn't link you to it, 740 00:26:54,596 --> 00:26:57,140 but it turns out that we can't afford to build it anyway. 741 00:26:57,182 --> 00:27:00,811 - Build what? - The wall in Mexico, the, the high wall. 742 00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:03,146 - What were, what were you talking about? - I was talking 743 00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:06,567 about you giving money to Herbert Love in his campaign 744 00:27:06,608 --> 00:27:08,652 - against me. - Oh, no, no, 745 00:27:08,694 --> 00:27:10,821 that was to get Love to support the wall. 746 00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:13,114 Oh, I tell you, I've been all over the place on this one. 747 00:27:13,156 --> 00:27:15,908 I can't be running a company that's building a wall 748 00:27:15,950 --> 00:27:17,160 I campaigned against! 749 00:27:17,202 --> 00:27:19,830 Listen to me, it's taken care of. 750 00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:20,913 I just ran into Michael. 751 00:27:20,955 --> 00:27:23,834 He's got Love against the wall. 752 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:26,086 It's done, it's gonna be in the speech tonight, it's over. 753 00:27:26,127 --> 00:27:27,671 It better be, 754 00:27:27,713 --> 00:27:30,549 or I'll talk about it in my speech tonight. 755 00:27:30,591 --> 00:27:33,093 Now, I've got a staircar to wave from. 756 00:27:33,134 --> 00:27:34,511 And I can't be seen with you. 757 00:27:34,553 --> 00:27:35,928 'Cause I'm fat. 758 00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:37,930 It's because I am fat. 759 00:27:37,972 --> 00:27:39,974 You think I'm a fat person. 760 00:27:40,016 --> 00:27:42,394 You are such a drama queen. 761 00:27:42,436 --> 00:27:43,604 George Sr. was worried. 762 00:27:43,645 --> 00:27:45,146 These fat arms. 763 00:27:45,188 --> 00:27:46,690 I don't understand this. 764 00:27:46,732 --> 00:27:49,526 And so, it was in a state of agitation 765 00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:52,112 that George Sr. arrived for his doctor's appointment. 766 00:27:52,153 --> 00:27:53,321 Excuse me, Dr. Norman? 767 00:27:53,363 --> 00:27:55,323 - You're mistaken. - Dr. Norman, 768 00:27:55,365 --> 00:27:57,367 it's me, George Bluth. 769 00:27:57,409 --> 00:28:01,288 Oh, George, yes, thank you for meeting me here. 770 00:28:01,329 --> 00:28:05,500 I like to do a little housecleaning on the fourth. 771 00:28:07,043 --> 00:28:08,670 Old quinceañera candles. 772 00:28:08,712 --> 00:28:12,758 I was wondering if you could tell me my test results. 773 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,175 Oh, yes, yes, uh, well, 774 00:28:14,217 --> 00:28:16,136 your testosterone numbers are off the charts. 775 00:28:17,387 --> 00:28:18,513 Below the charts, under the charts. 776 00:28:18,555 --> 00:28:20,432 I don't know how to say that. 777 00:28:20,474 --> 00:28:22,142 You have almost no testosterone at all. 778 00:28:22,183 --> 00:28:24,144 I don't know the exact numbers, but it's somewhere 779 00:28:24,185 --> 00:28:25,646 in the baby range. 780 00:28:25,687 --> 00:28:28,064 On the plus side, your estrogen levels are that 781 00:28:28,106 --> 00:28:30,943 of a very healthy woman in the throes of her menses. 782 00:28:30,984 --> 00:28:32,820 May I see my results? 783 00:28:32,861 --> 00:28:34,613 Ah, I wish you'd asked me about five minutes ago. 784 00:28:34,655 --> 00:28:35,864 I think I dumped it with a pot pipe 785 00:28:35,906 --> 00:28:37,198 and a bottle of cheetah sedative. 786 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,200 Also, the people at Orange County Imaging 787 00:28:39,242 --> 00:28:42,496 said that you were masturbating in an MRI tube? 788 00:28:43,413 --> 00:28:44,790 - Oh, no. - But, Doctor, 789 00:28:44,832 --> 00:28:45,958 you, you told me to. 790 00:28:45,999 --> 00:28:47,125 I did no such thing. 791 00:28:47,167 --> 00:28:48,084 Oh, no. 792 00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:51,087 No, no, you can't do that. 793 00:28:51,129 --> 00:28:52,798 That sounds like something I would say 794 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,341 when I had my thinking cap on. 795 00:28:55,717 --> 00:28:58,136 You, sir, are a very funny lady. 796 00:29:00,764 --> 00:29:04,267 That's what they always say to the unattractive one. 797 00:29:04,309 --> 00:29:07,228 It was finally time for Herbert Love 798 00:29:07,270 --> 00:29:11,232 to make his speech, when the party was suddenly ransacked. 799 00:29:11,274 --> 00:29:12,901 Of course, it was Cinco, 800 00:29:12,943 --> 00:29:14,528 so it took a while for anyone to notice. 801 00:29:14,569 --> 00:29:16,488 It appeared the Hispanic community had had 802 00:29:16,530 --> 00:29:18,114 enough of Cinco de Cuatro. 803 00:29:18,156 --> 00:29:20,241 - Oh, God, the blowback. - Put up this wall! 804 00:29:20,283 --> 00:29:22,160 But the blowback created a greater blowback 805 00:29:22,202 --> 00:29:24,830 as the crowd that had gathered to hear Herbert Love speak 806 00:29:24,872 --> 00:29:26,080 was whipped into a frenzy. 807 00:29:26,122 --> 00:29:28,709 Put up this wall! Put up this wall! 808 00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:31,419 And that's when George knew he was in real trouble. 809 00:29:31,461 --> 00:29:33,213 Put up this wall! 810 00:29:33,254 --> 00:29:36,633 Fortunately, he was able to find a disguise. 811 00:29:39,803 --> 00:29:41,179 Oh, God. 812 00:29:41,221 --> 00:29:44,307 - Unfortunately... - This feels right. 813 00:29:49,354 --> 00:29:51,899 Lindsay surprises Michael 814 00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:53,984 after a long absence from his life. 815 00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:56,028 Lindsay. 816 00:29:56,069 --> 00:29:57,654 It's been a long time. 817 00:29:57,696 --> 00:29:58,989 I know. 818 00:29:59,031 --> 00:30:01,992 Oh, this is a little embarrassing. 819 00:30:02,034 --> 00:30:03,535 But I have been meaning to get down there, 820 00:30:03,577 --> 00:30:05,412 - so let's just... - You're right, 821 00:30:05,453 --> 00:30:08,415 I mean, it's not like we're even technically related. 822 00:30:08,456 --> 00:30:12,419 - That's true. - Okay, well, then, I'll start with a smear. 823 00:30:14,629 --> 00:30:16,423 And George Sr. gets more comfortable in hiding. 824 00:30:16,464 --> 00:30:17,883 Yes? 825 00:30:17,925 --> 00:30:19,801 Uh, Detective Smee, Orange County Police. 826 00:30:19,843 --> 00:30:21,135 I need to speak with you. 827 00:30:21,177 --> 00:30:24,472 Lucille Austero went missing last night. 828 00:30:24,514 --> 00:30:26,391 - You mind if we ask you a few questions? - Oh...! 829 00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:28,268 I-I don't allow men in my apartment 830 00:30:28,309 --> 00:30:30,154 without my husband present. 831 00:30:30,274 --> 00:30:38,958 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com