1 00:00:07,075 --> 00:00:09,243 Hollywood Boulevard at night 2 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:12,813 is the playground of the hip, young and successful. 3 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:16,850 It was into this world that Gob Bluth had finally arrived, 4 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:18,986 surrounded for the first time in his life 5 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,554 by a group of admirers 6 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:24,525 that comprised L.A.'s latest young elite. 7 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:28,529 There was Mark, a pop star who had a level of fame 8 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:31,732 he could neither appreciate nor handle. 9 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:34,202 Trout, a Southern boy who had 10 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:36,070 a Northern man's taste in women. 11 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:40,608 J.B.J., a weekend weatherman, all-week party boy 12 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:43,844 and a huge disappointment to his father. 13 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,614 Chris K, who was a lot like Trout, 14 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,616 but without the accent. 15 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:50,551 Oakwood, a studio teacher, 16 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,586 who might have had his own entourage, 17 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:54,054 if his part hadn't been cut 18 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,023 from the pilot of Modern Family. 19 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:59,427 And, of course, there was the man they called Getaway. 20 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:02,396 Gob had come far in the year since his girlfriend, 21 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:05,266 was less than an hour from turning 18. 22 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:07,301 Let me run the clock down on this thing. 23 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:09,970 Why don't you just go change into something a little less... 24 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:11,872 unflattering, and... I'll, uh... 25 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,242 And he was getting everyone in the mood for romance. 26 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,043 Guess I'll take my clothes off. 27 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,379 While Ann less-unflattered herself up, 28 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,448 Gob had an unexpected visitor— 29 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:23,317 Ann's ex-boyfriend George Michael, 30 00:01:23,351 --> 00:01:26,487 who, as it turned out, hadn't completely let go 31 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,922 of the relationship. 32 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:31,625 You're lucky that I'm chasing 33 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:33,927 after our girlfriend, or I'd have to flatten you! 34 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:38,098 Whew! Way to plant, Ann. 35 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:39,967 You told me George Michael knew about us. 36 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,171 Well, he does now, my darling plant. 37 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:44,172 Ann. 38 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:45,939 And... 39 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:48,142 after I dazzle everyone tonight on the Queen Mary, 40 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:50,077 my magic career will take off 41 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,913 as surely as there's a mouse behind your ear. 42 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:57,618 Well, as surely as there's a mouse behind your ear. 43 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:04,091 Mouse behind... 44 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,526 Okay, you are like the only person I know 45 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,461 who doesn't just love magic. 46 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:10,498 A poll would confirm she was far from alone. 47 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:12,166 for the fifth year in a row, 48 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,467 your least favorite entertainers are... 49 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,135 magicians. 50 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:17,338 A close second, talk show side-kicks. 51 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,006 Hmph! 52 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:22,210 - you, too, America. - ...'cause I quit. 53 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:23,944 Well, you have to make things right with George Michael, 54 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,546 otherwise you don't get to fourth base. 55 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:28,382 Of course, Ann's concept of fourth base... 56 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,019 was very different than Gob's. 57 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:36,490 But you have to promise me you'll always be faithful. 58 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:39,493 Faithful? Of course I can be faithful. 59 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:41,161 Until tonight, when we're together, you know... 60 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:42,696 Oh! Until tonight! 61 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:44,698 Well, of course I can be faithful— don't be stupid. 62 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:46,500 You think I can't keep it in my pants 63 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:48,636 in front of a bunch of doggy old women and my family? 64 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,037 Don't be stupid. 65 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:51,639 Who am I gonna hit on, stupid? 66 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,341 My sister? Lindsay? 67 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:55,075 Don't be stupid. 68 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,577 She's my sister; that's gross. 69 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,912 Now... 70 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:01,415 you... 71 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:04,518 have got some mice to scoop out of the sea. 72 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:07,054 Now the story of a family 73 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:09,357 whose future was abruptly canceled, 74 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:12,025 and the one son who had no choice 75 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:13,294 but to keep himself together. 76 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,467 It's Gob's Arrested Development. 77 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,171 On the day of the Queen Mary party, 78 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,073 Gob remained faithful to Ann, 79 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:28,576 even in the face of tremendous temptation. 80 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:31,178 - Unrelated. - But there would be 81 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:35,115 - no career-making magic show. 82 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:36,517 It seemed the only "her" 83 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,051 Gob would be getting off that day 84 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:39,387 was the Queen Mary. 85 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:41,188 But then the Queen changed course, 86 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,090 heading back to shore before crashing into the jetty 87 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:44,558 and leaving most of its occupants all wet. 88 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:47,261 I want all of these on the insurance form, okay? 89 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:49,597 These are all part of an act I was going to do. 90 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,765 Two drowned white doves, for "flowers to doves." 91 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:56,404 This was a rabbit, for "doves to rabbit"-- also drowned. 92 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:57,538 These were mice... 93 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,973 For "rabbit to mice." 94 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:03,711 No, that can't be done. 95 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,145 No, these were part of a something 96 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,447 I called "Mice-a-laneous." 97 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,950 "Mouse in purse." "Mouse in drink." 98 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:12,185 "Here's a mouse, now it's gone." 99 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:16,056 How'd he do dat? 100 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,491 But it was another man that Gob 101 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:18,992 needed to make things right with... 102 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:20,628 George Michael... 103 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,996 if he was ever going to deflower Ann Veal. 104 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,765 Uncle Gob. 105 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,266 Are we good? 106 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,403 No. 107 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,739 No, how could we possibly be? 108 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,642 But... but are we, are we good? 109 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:37,478 No! You stole my girlfriend. 110 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,246 That's a tough thing, and, you know, 111 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,682 sometimes you have to ask "Are we good?" 112 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,617 Is it over between you guys? 113 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,486 Oh, no. But are we good? 114 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:48,088 I don't know what you want to hear from me, Uncle Gob. 115 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,090 - I mean, yes, we are good... - There it is! 116 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,325 There it is! 117 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:53,093 Ah, from a nephew to his uncle, 118 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,496 and just the "yes," the much-vaunted "yes," 119 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:56,697 that he gets. 120 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,265 Look at you, full of "yes." 121 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,300 Look at how much "yes" is in you! 122 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:02,202 I knew it! I knew I'd get that "yes" from you. 123 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:03,771 Look who got a "yes"! Got my "yes." 124 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:07,675 And Gob realized that there was finally nothing 125 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,510 standing in the way of a loving, 126 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:11,745 committed relationship with Ann. 127 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:26,527 So, that night, as he broke into her house 128 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,695 to break up with her... 129 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:31,399 Gob...! 130 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:34,034 For a second, I thought that was a real guy. 131 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:37,371 So, listen, I talked to George Michael and everything's cool. 132 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:38,539 I need to tell you something, though. 133 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,674 I've been doing some thinking 134 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:42,209 and I... I just don't... 135 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,378 But as she unzipped her pajamas, 136 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:47,180 it reminded him of past situations 137 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:50,818 which he'd successfully been aroused. 138 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,453 Well, I could wait till after. 139 00:05:56,356 --> 00:06:00,594 And later, Gob once again tried to find a compassionate way 140 00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:01,862 to end the relationship. 141 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,531 So how did you like your egg? 142 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,232 I said you were fine. 143 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:07,501 So, was there something you wanted to talk about 144 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,136 when you came in through my window? 145 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:12,372 Gob, what is it? 146 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:18,378 What... what... is it? 147 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:21,081 I... You... 148 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:25,352 It's the-the-the-the-the... the-the questions... 149 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,220 you ask so many... 150 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:30,123 of these, of these, of these, these-these questions 151 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:35,262 that-that-that-that you keeping asking for me... 152 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:40,300 for-for-for-for... should-should-should... 153 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,436 should I, should I, should I? 154 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:44,872 Should-should-should the, should the, should the, 155 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,440 should-should the guy, should the guy, 156 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:49,142 should the guy in the... should the guy in the... 157 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:54,381 in the $32... in the $32 pink... bath-bath-bath-bath... 158 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,384 Should-should-should-should... should the girl 159 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,753 in the $6,000 tuxedo... 160 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:01,421 Gob was uncomfortable with the question. 161 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:03,457 should-should-should... in the $32... 162 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:07,294 in the $3,400... should the guy, come on... come on... 163 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:08,496 - Let's, let's, let's... - Come on... 164 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,263 come on, come on... 165 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,132 Gob! Calm down! 166 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:15,636 Listen, we had a great night together. 167 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:17,638 I understand if you need your freedom. 168 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,807 Well... marry me. 169 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:23,410 Yes, I'll... yes, I'll marry you, Gob! 170 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,345 Of course, Gob meant it in the showbizzy way 171 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:26,847 his niece had always used 172 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,349 when she was accused of being too young. 173 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:30,651 What, are you, like, 15? 174 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,586 - Marry me! -... marry me! - ... marry me! 175 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,287 - And may I add: marry me. - ... marry me. 176 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:37,424 But like many evangelicals, Ann took it literally. 177 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,426 I'm getting married! 178 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,700 Gob was surrounded by unconditional love 179 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:49,537 from a family, for the first time in his life. 180 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,215 I've made a huge mistake. 181 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:10,323 Gob shared his happy news at a meeting with his family. 182 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:11,659 I'm sure Gob helped himself to the money. 183 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,493 Hey, I got mouths to feed. 184 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:14,494 Mouths? 185 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:16,530 Mouth. 186 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:17,998 Her. 187 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,333 Oh, hey, mouth. I didn't see you sitting there. 188 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,670 We rode up in the elevator together. 189 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:23,704 I'm blanking. 190 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,706 Yeah, me and Blank are getting 191 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:27,675 the old Christian magic act back together. 192 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,409 I mean, you don't expect people to actually believe 193 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,879 that I'm Jesus, if I'm walking around in rags. 194 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,914 You're resurrecting that mumbo-jumbo? 195 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,817 Look, everybody's got a gimmick. 196 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,653 Tony Wonder's making a fortune with that gay magician act. 197 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:43,356 Gob's long-time nemesis had come out of the closet 198 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:46,894 and used it to great advantage in his act. 199 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,495 Besides, I have to do something for the wedding. 200 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,830 Who's getting married? 201 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:50,898 Her! 202 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:53,366 Who's marrying her? 203 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,268 Me. 204 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:57,204 - Did I not open with that? - You sure didn't. 205 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,872 Yeah, I'm getting married! 206 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:07,715 I didn't want to make a big deal about it. 207 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,349 - You haven't. - Well, my wedding's 208 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,051 going to be religious-y and epic and expensive, 209 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:13,386 which is why I need more of that stimmy-mummy. 210 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,922 Thanks, Mike. 211 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:18,058 And perhaps it was all the talk of spirituality 212 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,226 that led to this. 213 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,596 And welcome to 214 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:26,600 And As It Is Such, So Also As Such Is It Unto You. 215 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:29,269 Excuse me, Father Marsala, I hate to interrupt, 216 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,639 but I am so excited today. 217 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,306 My lovely Ann... 218 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,609 - Who? - My daughter. 219 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:37,778 Oh. I didn't know you had a daughter. 220 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,579 You've met her several times. 221 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:40,814 Oh. 222 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:42,983 She's sitting right next to you. 223 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,484 Oh! 224 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:45,719 That's why she's there. 225 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:46,920 I thought you were Hair. 226 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,956 Hair? 227 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:52,092 No, she's my daughter, and she's getting married! 228 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,593 To this good man. 229 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,063 Well, and as it is such, 230 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,098 so also as such is it unto you, young man. 231 00:09:58,131 --> 00:09:59,767 You got it. 232 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:03,003 Unto you, as well... dear f... heavenly fathers. 233 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:05,005 Well, we have a really great show today 234 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,439 surrounding the Scriptures... 235 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:07,641 We have an announcement to make. 236 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,442 I have an announcement to make: 237 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:14,414 that we would like to televise our marriage, here on this show. 238 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,917 My goodness. 239 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,519 Oh, um... we hadn't heard of it. 240 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:20,688 Did you...? 241 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:21,789 Well, no, but that's... no... 242 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:24,124 What an idea. I think... 243 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,526 Well, this show is about the spirit of inclusion, 244 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:27,928 - so I would love to say... - Well, great! 245 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,963 Then I, too, have an announcement to make! 246 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,665 At our wedding, I will be performing 247 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:34,935 one of my famous magical illusions. 248 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,837 That once your eyes have beholden it, 249 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,706 you will put no god before me, 250 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:41,174 because of its spectacularity. 251 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:48,381 And, of course, I only propose to do this out of love for... 252 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,616 Ann. 253 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,720 And... God. 254 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:55,155 Love for and God. 255 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:59,159 Let me pray. Dearest beloved gods... 256 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:02,896 Gob was feeling bolder, which was perhaps why 257 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,564 Michael returned home to find this. 258 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,134 And yea, as if to be arisen 259 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:12,539 the third or fourth day with all the magic of Jesus Christ! 260 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:15,375 Sorry. Wasn't on there too good. 261 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,144 You okay? 262 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,579 Yeah, it's just part of my... illusion for the wedding. 263 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:20,848 Yeah, what's the illusion? 264 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,049 That you actually love the bride? 265 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:25,719 Hey... that's good patter. 266 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,688 'Cause I need people to root for the Jesus character. 267 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,824 I don't remember a biblical passage where Jesus 268 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,225 came out of a boulder— is it in there? 269 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,526 Oh, no, no, no, the boulder's my escape plan. 270 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,661 They think I'm somewhere else. 271 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,063 I'm actually in the boulder. 272 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,697 But I didn't come here to talk 273 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,032 - about my magic act, Michael. - Okay. 274 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,902 I came to ask you to be my best man... 275 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,071 slash-assistant. 276 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,839 And then we'll walk through the act later, of course. 277 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,741 - I mean, not now. - No, we're not going to, 278 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,542 'cause you know, I'm out of the family. 279 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:50,677 Did you not get that when I announced it 280 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,445 over at Mom's place? 281 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,082 I feel like I was out of the room at that point. 282 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,850 I am done with this family. 283 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,952 I hope you've saved some money 'cause you... 284 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,689 Well, the gist of it was: 285 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,457 "You know what? I'm done with this family. 286 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,026 "I hope you saved your money 'cause you're 287 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,795 going to need every last dime now." 288 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,562 Maybe you could be a centurion, 289 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,598 kind of standing over where they think that I'll be. 290 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,066 I'm not going to be in the act. 291 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,268 Might be a great promotion for the Bluth Company. 292 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,904 No, Bluth Company's done. 293 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,138 I started my own company: Michael B. Company. 294 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,739 I have a bee company. 295 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,608 You stole my idea? 296 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:22,943 Uh-uh, I did not steal your... 297 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,778 We sell... It would take hours. 298 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,746 How's that going, by the way? 299 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,548 Uh, not so good. 300 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,050 I've been keeping the bees in my apartment. 301 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,552 I was using my magic smoke on them. 302 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,887 And my bees are dropping like flies, 303 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,889 and I need them to fly like bees. 304 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,624 And so I've got them out at a bee hospital, 305 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:38,792 which is not cheap, which is another reason 306 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,260 I need to be a famous magician. 307 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,262 Yeah, well, listen, you're with my son's ex, 308 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,931 so I can't support the wedding. 309 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:48,168 What if I don't actually get married? 310 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,137 I don't think you'd need a best man, then, right? 311 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,604 No, I guess, at that point, 312 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,640 it'd really be more... assistant. 313 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,075 Is this an escape act? 314 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,244 - Are you running again? - What do you want from me? 315 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,080 Marriage is a lot of pressure, and she's not into it. 316 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,748 Meanwhile, I'm working out like crazy, 317 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,750 my diet has become insane, 318 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:07,487 and this Jesus character— I mean, he was shredded. 319 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,589 Meanwhile, we have sex one time, 320 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,825 and then she's just, you know, over it. 321 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,126 Lets herself go. 322 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,195 Her stomach's out to here. 323 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:18,866 You know, your whole life is an escape act, 324 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:21,101 and this girl seems like she really likes you. 325 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,136 Why don't you just try to work it out 326 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,572 and just stop running...? 327 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,143 Yeah, I know you're in the boulder. 328 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,112 But how'd I get in the boulder? 329 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,114 And on the day of the wedding, 330 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,349 even though Gob didn't take it seriously, 331 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:39,319 he was a little hurt to discover 332 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,321 no one else in his family did, either. 333 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,623 I know it's bad luck for you 334 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,825 to see me in my gown before the wedding. 335 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,029 Well, hopefully I haven't. 336 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,998 You're angry. 337 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,066 Why? Because none of my family has shown up 338 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,568 and the only person I recognize out there is Tony Wonder, 339 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,637 who's only shown up hoping that I'd fail? 340 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,874 I don't know what your surprise trick is, but... 341 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,709 I know it's going to be great. 342 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:05,913 And as for your family... you have a new family now. 343 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,684 I don't want these. 344 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,821 - Tobias! - Gob. 345 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,090 - Thanks for coming. - Oh, how could I not? 346 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,059 I'm playing Roman Centurion Number Two. 347 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,694 - What are you playing? - I'm the groom. 348 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:22,896 I didn't know there was a groom part. 349 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,065 You know, Betty at And As It Is Such, 350 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,034 So Also As Such Is It Unto You casting 351 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,735 told me this was all biblical. 352 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,370 Wait, you're not here for the wedding? 353 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:33,773 Well, thank you very much for your vote of confidence. 354 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,575 I'll have you know I've worked for the Miracle Network 355 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,010 a number of times. 356 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,611 Coming up next: 357 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,747 Father Marsala's searing docudrama, 358 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,083 Father Marsala's John the Baptist. 359 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,352 Then the antiabortion drama, 360 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,956 Embryo Dan: It Would Have Been a Wonderful Life. 361 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,124 And later, break out the bagels. 362 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,893 It's time for Father M's lighthearted comedy, 363 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,029 - A Jew Came to Dinner. - I hate to be 364 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,630 the guy who quotes his own reviews, 365 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,732 but His Wo magazine... 366 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,901 called my Jew "pitiful." 367 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,771 But soon, 368 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,139 the wedding began. 369 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:08,108 So, it truly is a blessed day. 370 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,977 I believe that we are all blessed, 371 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,778 uh, to be gathering here 372 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,982 at the Church of the Holy Eternal Rapture. 373 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:18,285 Uh, we have almost arrived at that glorious moment 374 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,988 where we join together these two very special people, 375 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,790 but first, my almost son-in-law 376 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,826 has something he'd like to share with all of us, 377 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,828 so, um... 378 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,098 ladies and gentlemen, uh, 379 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:34,767 please enjoy a magical... 380 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,803 uh, trick. 381 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,778 Thanks for that killer intro. 382 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,350 It's true, this is a magical trick. 383 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,853 If what Jesus did was a trick. 384 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,257 I say it wasn't. 385 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,196 It was an illusion. 386 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,800 Ooh, they did not like that one. 387 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:11,004 I don't take notes from you, Centurion Number Two. 388 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,306 Just turn this thing around. 389 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,977 I am not the real Jesus. 390 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:27,487 I am the Amazing Jesus! 391 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:32,859 No? I thought that that would be up your... alley. 392 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,861 Yes, the real Jesus 393 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:37,164 came off the cross and went into his cave... 394 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,931 a dead man. 395 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,369 And Gob's escape boulder 396 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,171 was wheeled up to the trick. 397 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:47,074 But was he crazy enough to do it... handcuffed? 398 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,742 Handcuff the King of the Jews! 399 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,978 You don't have words here... 400 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,014 Pastor Veal, if you don't mind, please go up into the cave 401 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,984 and assure everyone that there's no way to escape: 402 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,153 no trapdoors, no secret compartments, 403 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,821 no way to get out. 404 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:02,989 Thank you very... 405 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,391 Pastor Veal, let me remind you 406 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:08,027 that you are in a church in front of your daughter, 407 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:10,197 your congregation, God. 408 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,764 You cannot tell a lie. 409 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:17,104 Right, nothing out of the ordinary? 410 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,074 - No, I-I didn't see anything. - Yes. 411 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:26,179 Jesus went into the cave, and he arose three days later. 412 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,515 But I'm not going to lock myself in the cave 413 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,250 for three days before this wedding ceremony. 414 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:33,186 No, no. No, no, no. 415 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:36,856 I plan on beating his record by two full weeks! 416 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,379 Into the cave with you! 417 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,814 No, I said don't underline the "you" in that. 418 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,217 Unfortunately, Gob was not able to open 419 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:07,086 the secret compartment that contained the handcuff key. 420 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,988 It's not going to work. Okay, uh, this isn't going to work. 421 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,457 Let's do... let's do mouse in drink. 422 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,091 Let's do mouse in drink. Just get these people 423 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,493 some drinks. We'll just get a mouse. 424 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,928 No, no, no. No, no, no, you know not what you do! 425 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:19,499 But it very clearly said in the centurions' script 426 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,835 to ignore the magician's protests, 427 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,904 which meant that, still handcuffed... 428 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,939 But if my hands are handcuffed, I'll never... 429 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,975 Gob was unable to break his fall 430 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,343 and was therefore knocked unconscious. 431 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,512 And as the Gob dummy 432 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,247 was sealed inside the cave, 433 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:37,116 the real Gob's fate was sealed, as well. 434 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:45,958 Well, I guess... we'll wait two weeks... 435 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,030 and see if he's in there. 436 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,933 Is that okay with you, Ann? 437 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,303 He's not coming back. 438 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,140 Gob was stuck inside a fake boulder in 439 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,109 - the parking lot of a church, Hey, kids. 440 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,977 while inside the church, the daily routine 441 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:07,347 - proceeded as usual - I-18. 442 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,883 - and the anticipation grew to a fevered pitch. -I-18. 443 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:14,020 11 exciting days, um, 444 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,155 although nothing's really happened. 445 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,857 Day 11. 446 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,892 Once he gets out, it's going to be 447 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,529 a beautiful, beautiful wedding. 448 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,631 He's not coming back. 449 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:28,635 But it was Betty from And As It Is Such, 450 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,238 So Also As Such Is It Unto You that would render Gob's 451 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,206 - escape act a disaster. -You got to get rid of this thing. 452 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,308 - I got Mrs. Murray's trailer here. -I guess, if he comes back 453 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,009 from the dead, we could just get a stepladder. 454 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,378 - Guys, this, too. - And a hoarse, 455 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,580 weakened Gob was unable to stop them 456 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:44,584 as the boulder was shipped to a storage unit in Tustin. 457 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,919 Although a keen eye could see 458 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:49,656 that Gob was alive but not well. 459 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,492 And that's why this particular chair was empty 460 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,061 at the trial of Lucille Bluth. 461 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,596 Well, I can't thank you all enough for returning... 462 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,498 At the end of two weeks, the big day 463 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,066 - finally arrived... again. - So let's count down. 464 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,602 Let's have some fun, uh, from five, four... 465 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:06,339 - three, two, one. - The dead will walk amongst us. 466 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,576 No, he shan't, for he-eth not here. 467 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,379 - I knew it. - Oh, there's a note. 468 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:16,349 "If I have not yet returned, I am in the Rapture." 469 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:20,620 Oh, and then it says, "Love each other." 470 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,522 What does he think we've been doing? 471 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,757 I loaned him $1,000. 472 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,760 Gob didn't fare much better than the bride, 473 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,297 finally being discovered on an episode 474 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,798 of the auction reality show... 475 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,335 Moment of truth, people. 476 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,538 It's a masker. 477 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,473 Jesus, there's a man in there. 478 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,143 Let's get the bidding started at a hundred dollars. 479 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,545 Anybody? -Nope. 480 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,647 He's hissing. 481 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,085 After a week in the hospital, 482 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,055 Gob was happy to finally see a familiar shape. 483 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,256 You humiliated me. 484 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,225 You made a mockery of my religion 485 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,393 and you ruined our wedding. 486 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:03,796 Our first fight, and like all fights, 487 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,098 you're a little right, I'm a little right. 488 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,600 I sold your cave on Craigslist. 489 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,569 So it was all worth it. 490 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,405 We have money to start our life together. 491 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:16,343 Now we have our nest, egg— Ann. 492 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:19,712 Now we have our, our nest, Ann. 493 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,815 I'm leaving you, Gob. 494 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,684 I don't love you anymore. 495 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,687 I feel sorry for you, and you're gonna be alone forever 496 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,289 unless you let the Holy Ghost inside you. 497 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:32,359 The, the Holy... 498 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,604 You know what? I hope you read this. 499 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:48,274 And maybe it was the fact that he had nothing 500 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,543 in his system but two weeks of candy vines, 501 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,111 but it did get through to him. 502 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,180 Steve. 503 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:56,349 It's me. Uh, I-I wanted to let you know 504 00:21:56,383 --> 00:22:01,320 that I am... I'm-I'm ready to... to... to... 505 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:05,692 let the son of Gob enfold me. 506 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:08,395 Have you been to the club And, 507 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,797 owned by Jeremy "Pivan"? 508 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,164 I'm gonna be there tonight about 8:00. 509 00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:13,800 Maybe you could join me, I don't... 510 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,235 Obviously it's, it's me, your fa... 511 00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:20,239 Nah, he got it. 512 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:22,742 Okay. 513 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,511 Gob was waiting to meet his son 514 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,479 at a bar and feeling a little vulnerable. 515 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,247 Lost my wife, lost my career. 516 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,383 When I was in that storage unit at the bottom of that rock, 517 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,519 it was like I hit... 518 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:33,886 - Rock bottom? - No, no, not that. 519 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,888 More like a trending downward moment 520 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:38,825 that just— I don't know. 521 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:42,261 Maybe I'm being tested like that guy "Jawb" from the Bible. 522 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,663 - Job. - Yes? 523 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:44,697 Job. 524 00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:45,865 Yes, sir. 525 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,867 - Job. -Yeah. - Look, I, I feel sorry 526 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,436 - for you, Pops. - Hey, pal, 527 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,404 I'm not that much older than you, guy. 528 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:53,506 —Nah, I'm just here, I'm looking for my son. 529 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:56,108 I'm trying to get some cash out of him, actually. 530 00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:58,445 You, you have another son? 531 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,781 I have a brother? 532 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,182 Oh, man. 533 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,684 Yes, Steve. 534 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:07,186 Yeah. 535 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,255 - What's his name? - Dave. 536 00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:11,190 Oh, Dave Holt. 537 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,692 - Yeah, Dave Holt. - Yes. 538 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,293 Yes, Gob had been speaking to his son 539 00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:15,895 for an hour and a half. 540 00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,597 - Wait, your mom's name is Eve? - Yeah. 541 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,932 God, I a chick named Eve once. 542 00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:22,101 Biggest mistake of my life. 543 00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:23,536 And perhaps it was because 544 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,538 Gob was inadvertently so warm 545 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,440 to his son that Steve 546 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,275 - offered him a job. -I don't even really have a job. 547 00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:31,277 Would you want to come work with me? 548 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:32,411 I mean, I... 549 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:33,580 Are you serious? 550 00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:35,482 I mean, I'm in pest control, but 551 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:37,450 father and son. 552 00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:39,251 What a great team. 553 00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:40,419 It would be a great team. 554 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:41,488 I mean, I don't care. 555 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,222 Pest control— I don't know. 556 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,891 As long as I'm not being a pest to you, right? 557 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,459 - No, never. - I mean, I'm kidding. 558 00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:53,232 Where is your place of business? 559 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,467 - 181... - 181... 560 00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:56,803 - Manville. -Manville. - Manville. 561 00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,304 Manville. 562 00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:01,240 What time do you start this pest control? 563 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,441 7:00 a.m. 564 00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:04,176 Then I'll be there at 6:45 565 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,612 with two cups of coffee. 566 00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:09,415 Oh, Dad, this is the greatest day of my life. 567 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,451 No, this is the greatest day of my life. 568 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:14,787 And perhaps it was because it was such a great day... 569 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,756 - 6:45. -6:45. -... that Gob decided to stay at the bar... 570 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:19,325 - 6:45. - ... and show off a little. 571 00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:22,729 I bet it's been a long time since you've seen your... 572 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:26,265 - ... cherry. - I have lupus. 573 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,267 Could have warned a guy. 574 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,336 But showing off did catch the attention of someone. 575 00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:31,538 That was the real deal, huh? 576 00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:33,372 How about this? 577 00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:35,842 How about you do that cherry trick for my boy Mark Cherry? 578 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,376 Mark Cherry the baby-faced singer 579 00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:39,211 or Marc Cherry the baby-faced showrunner? 580 00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:41,213 Baby-faced singer— right over there, man. 581 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:43,550 He has loved magic ever since he was a kid. 582 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:46,285 Which was two years earlier, when Mark Cherry was 583 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,788 the star of a cable teen sitcom called 584 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:52,024 Pop-A-ROTC, created by a longtime writing veteran 585 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,826 of the TV show Cheers. 586 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:56,395 Soon, Mark Cherry became 587 00:24:56,428 --> 00:25:00,166 a pop sensation off his cowritten hit single 588 00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:01,668 "Practice Kisses." 589 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:03,502 I found a gentleman who is about 590 00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:06,238 - to do a magic trick for you. - No, it's an illusion. 591 00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:08,474 A trick is something a whore does for... 592 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,577 Do a trick and I'll pay for your bar tab. 593 00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:11,978 - Who wants a trick? - Yeah! 594 00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:16,382 Gob had them in the palm of his hand. 595 00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:19,018 He even got the attention 596 00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:20,820 - of a still out-of-control Rebel Alley... -Do it again. 597 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,521 - I missed it. -... who was there doing research 598 00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:24,323 - for an upcoming PSA... - Fireball! 599 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:25,825 she'd soon be required to do by law. 600 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,895 Fire, fire! 601 00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:31,397 Never yell "fire" in a crowded place. 602 00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:32,531 It's never funny. 603 00:25:32,565 --> 00:25:34,366 That's always funny. 604 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,335 And she was intrigued by this magical man. 605 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,770 - Oh... - Whoa. 606 00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:39,606 That is a David Spade. 607 00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:42,274 Check your purse. 608 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,077 Nice. 609 00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:47,680 Oh, man, paparazzo. 610 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,515 Oh, shoot, great. 611 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,450 The last thing I need is to be seen partying with some tweens. 612 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:53,519 I'm trying to clean up my act. 613 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,387 Dude, network's gonna flip 614 00:25:55,421 --> 00:25:56,689 if there's another drunk photo of you. 615 00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:57,890 - I know. - We got to get you away 616 00:25:57,924 --> 00:25:59,391 - from this place, okay? - Getting away 617 00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:01,594 is kind of my specialty. 618 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:04,864 I'll have us out of here in a flash. 619 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,733 All right. 620 00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:08,601 Let's get out of here while they still got lighter fluid 621 00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:09,836 - in their eyes. - Go, baby. 622 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:13,873 - Oh, man. - Oh... 623 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:16,075 Nice moves, Getaway. 624 00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:17,076 Oh. 625 00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:18,978 Okay. 626 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:20,980 Gob had been accepted into the group, 627 00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:22,815 which was bad news for Cherry's 628 00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:25,051 business manager's son Josh Abramson. 629 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,719 Gob actually did 630 00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:28,487 end up driving down Manville 631 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,389 - at 6:45 a.m. - This is it! This is... 632 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,424 I'll be with you in a second, I'll be right there. 633 00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:34,426 Start without me, just start without me. 634 00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:36,328 Don't worry! 635 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:38,665 He's not coming back. 636 00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:43,502 Gob was living the dream, 637 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:46,605 and felt like he was in the center of the entourage, 638 00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:49,776 even though he was three away from the center at the closest, 639 00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:52,444 and it was pop star Mark Cherry's dream. 640 00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:59,351 Hey, I'm with, with the guys. 641 00:26:59,385 --> 00:27:00,552 Keep the limo running, Getaway. 642 00:27:02,521 --> 00:27:03,923 That's my job. 643 00:27:05,858 --> 00:27:07,827 The next few months were a blur of partying... 644 00:27:09,495 --> 00:27:10,830 and shame. 645 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,934 But Gob had a trick 646 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,870 for helping him forget the shame. 647 00:27:20,172 --> 00:27:22,108 Unfortunately it also helped him forget 648 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,944 that he tried to forget the shame... 649 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,013 - Hey, remember me? -and soon Gob found himself experiencing... 650 00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:29,481 Hey, I'm having myself a little bit of a... 651 00:27:29,515 --> 00:27:31,784 what, on the street, is referred to... 652 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,519 - ... empty bottle situation. - ... as a roofie circle... 653 00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:35,121 - I won't forget this. - ... whereby a roofie 654 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,824 is taken the day after a degrading event... 655 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:44,396 too late to erase the memory of the degrading event itself 656 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:47,199 but not too late to erase the prior day's attempt 657 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:48,868 to erase the event. 658 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,872 Thus, with no memory of taking the roofie... 659 00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:54,506 Hey, remember me? 660 00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:57,409 but the memory of the event very much alive... 661 00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:58,878 Been a while. 662 00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:01,413 Oh, I should grab a, uh... oh. 663 00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:03,816 the victim of the roofie circle finds himself 664 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:06,485 constantly trying to re-erase the memory... 665 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,020 What's with the scary guy? 666 00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:10,522 - Cállate. 667 00:28:10,556 --> 00:28:13,359 but only succeeds in erasing the memory 668 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:15,594 of the attempt to erase the memory. 669 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:17,396 Days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months... 670 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:19,665 What's with all the Christmas decorations? 671 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,101 as relationships grow testier. 672 00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:25,571 And what begins in shame... 673 00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:29,108 - Hey, remember me? - No, no más, no más. 674 00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:31,177 - ... almost always ends... - You remember me? 675 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,445 - You remember me? - ... in a Mexican hospital... 676 00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:35,414 - Remember me? - ... with stage-four syphilis. 677 00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,585 Gob was also wearing out his welcome 678 00:28:39,618 --> 00:28:41,788 with Mark and the other hangers-on. 679 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:43,589 See, told you I knew him. 680 00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:46,025 Can I get a picture with him to show my five-year-old? 681 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:47,593 You have a five-year-old? 682 00:28:47,626 --> 00:28:48,761 My granddaughter. 683 00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:50,562 - Oh, yeah, right. - Thank you. 684 00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:55,467 - The hell? - Run, run, run. 685 00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:57,736 And perhaps it was this incident... 686 00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:59,705 - Getaway. - ... that inspired Mark Cherry 687 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,707 to actually write a song about Gob. 688 00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:07,546 But the lyrics were too subtle for Gob to notice. 689 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,081 I know guys just like that. 690 00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:10,783 And as his life in the Malibu colony 691 00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:12,885 was falling apart, he got a call 692 00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:16,055 that his bee colony wasn't doing much better 693 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,590 from a very much alive Johnny Bark. 694 00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:20,092 They're sick. They're going to collapse the whole colony. 695 00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:22,094 You tell him about the sick bees? 696 00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:24,630 Jesus, I just said that! 697 00:29:24,663 --> 00:29:25,998 And Gob returned just in time 698 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:27,599 to catch his friends going out 699 00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:28,801 for the evening without him. 700 00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:30,669 Guys, hurry before he sees us. Come on. 701 00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:32,671 Hey, guys, where we going? 702 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:35,174 I-I-I'll drive, I just got to put my sick bees in the trunk. 703 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:36,843 And perhaps this was the moment 704 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:39,645 that Gob could sense the tide was turning. 705 00:29:39,678 --> 00:29:41,280 It's my fault, guys. I made a mistake. 706 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,486 In an effort to remain popular with the gang, 707 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:50,622 Gob stopped in front of a club to pick up some women. 708 00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:53,826 Who wants to party with Mark Cherry? 709 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:55,161 Uh, me, me, me... 710 00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:57,796 That's one forget-me-now saved, huh, fellas? 711 00:29:57,830 --> 00:30:01,333 Oh, looks like we got a real live one, and by alive, I mean 712 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:03,302 barely alive. 713 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:06,205 - Take off your... - Clothes. 714 00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:08,307 - Take off your... -Clothes. 715 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,608 We're having a good time. 716 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,543 We are having a great time. 717 00:30:11,577 --> 00:30:12,711 - Hey, Getaway. - Yeah. 718 00:30:12,744 --> 00:30:14,213 You know what'd be really cool? 719 00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:16,282 If you shut the partition. 720 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:19,318 It'd be like, uh, like a joke, like you're our limo driver... 721 00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:20,819 That would be hilarious, right? 722 00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:25,124 "Oh, yes, very good, sir, very good." 723 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,059 Right? 724 00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:29,195 Be like, "I'm... I'm just driving the queen of England," 725 00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:30,897 but we're still— we're taking our clothes off. 726 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:32,298 But perhaps if they had not excluded Gob... 727 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,000 You guys have anything harder? 728 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:36,135 he could have prevented this from happening. 729 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,304 Like, what's in here? You have the good stash in here? 730 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:39,238 What are you talking about? 731 00:30:45,377 --> 00:30:49,081 "A lot of traffic out here today, Miss Daisy." 732 00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:58,224 On the plus side, 733 00:30:58,257 --> 00:31:01,227 Gob's bees were feeling good enough to sting again. 734 00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:03,329 I see this boat and I'm like, "Those are police boats," 735 00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:05,197 so, anyway, I'm running around 736 00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:07,166 and I said, "It's not a trick, it's an illusion..." 737 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:10,069 To the entourage, the evening was a complete disaster. 738 00:31:10,102 --> 00:31:13,105 Drunken, sick and covered with bee stings, 739 00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:15,207 they had truly hit bottom. 740 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,879 For Gob, however, it was an amazing night, 741 00:31:20,913 --> 00:31:22,881 and he couldn't wait to forget it. 742 00:31:22,915 --> 00:31:25,117 Hmm, hmm. 743 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:26,618 Fun night. 744 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:31,123 A... fun night. 745 00:31:37,763 --> 00:31:39,932 Fun night. 746 00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:41,900 The next day, Getaway awoke 747 00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:45,037 without a care in the world and snuck to the front door, 748 00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:47,273 trying not to arouse the gang 749 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:50,376 he assumed would be blissfully sleeping it off all day. 750 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,644 - Wake up! - But Gob had slept through 751 00:31:52,678 --> 00:31:54,646 the seven ambulances that had arrived 752 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,149 after Josh Abramson had swung by to pick up an old computer. 753 00:32:08,794 --> 00:32:10,762 Nonetheless, later that evening, 754 00:32:10,796 --> 00:32:13,765 Gob arrived early at the Opies, an award show 755 00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:16,168 that honored youth in Hollywood, to make sure 756 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:18,337 that Mark Cherry would be well taken care of... 757 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:20,006 Where's the coconut shrimp? 758 00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:21,307 before he was scheduled to perform. 759 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:24,310 Hey, come on, my guys love coconut shrimp, 760 00:32:24,343 --> 00:32:26,912 especially if they can get it with a little bit of club... 761 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,347 It was then that Gob noticed 762 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:30,782 the presence of a competitor from his past. 763 00:32:30,816 --> 00:32:32,818 T.W. 764 00:32:32,851 --> 00:32:34,753 Tony Wonder. 765 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,122 Gob realized that where there was glitter, 766 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:39,091 there must also be Tony Wonder... 767 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:41,260 and that's when Gob decided 768 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:44,163 to take advantage of an unexpected diversion 769 00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:46,365 and have a little fun by wedging shut 770 00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:49,301 a panel on the podium he knew Tony Wonder 771 00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:52,571 would pop out of. 772 00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:55,874 You guys want to see a real failed magician? 773 00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:57,343 You might want to get down to the Opies tonight. 774 00:32:57,376 --> 00:32:59,345 It's going to be hysterical. 775 00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:02,114 And that's when Gob found out that Mark Cherry 776 00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:03,715 had checked into rehab. 777 00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:06,152 Well, come on, you guys, I mean, it's just... 778 00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:09,988 A little alcohol poisoning never killed anyone. 779 00:33:10,022 --> 00:33:11,990 Actually, alcohol poisoning is responsible 780 00:33:12,024 --> 00:33:13,992 for over 4,000 deaths a year. 781 00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:15,694 Binge drinking— not cool. 782 00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:17,296 Well, that's a drag. I thought we were friends. 783 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,897 But, of course, they weren't. 784 00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:20,466 But Schnoodle's coming out now, too, 785 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,368 - just like Tony Wonder. - And that's when he saw 786 00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:23,969 Tony Wonder come out of a speaker. 787 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,338 I'm here, I'm queer. 788 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:31,210 And now I'm in a speaker. 789 00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:33,145 No one can stop us. 790 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:34,746 It was in that pivotal moment 791 00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:37,816 that Gob realized he had lost his fiancée, 792 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:41,187 his career, his family and his entourage. 793 00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:43,822 I have no one in my life who cares for me. 794 00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:54,066 Great, and now my boss is on my ass. 795 00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:04,276 Gob nurses the loss of his new family 796 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:06,011 when he gets a call from his old one. 797 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,446 This is Gob. 798 00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:08,414 It's your mother. 799 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:09,781 We're going to plan "B." 800 00:34:09,815 --> 00:34:11,350 Go see your father in the desert. 801 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,219 He wants you to prepare to be president 802 00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:15,387 - of the Bluth Company. - Yes, finally. 803 00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:17,022 I will not disappoint you, Mom. 804 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:19,858 I am the perfect person to look out for this family. 805 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:20,959 Whoa. 806 00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,235 And after collapsing yet another colony, 807 00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:32,171 Gob makes a startling discovery... 808 00:34:33,439 --> 00:34:34,973 My cave. 809 00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:36,408 and decides to investigate... 810 00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:39,878 Why didn't you open? 811 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,980 only to discover that someone had wedged shut 812 00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:43,482 his secret compartment 813 00:34:43,515 --> 00:34:45,317 on the day he deserted his Christian bride. 814 00:34:45,351 --> 00:34:47,419 "T." 815 00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:49,521 Tony Wonder. 816 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:52,591 Tony Wonder.