1 00:00:03,075 --> 00:00:05,953 Even though it was only a hundred miles 2 00:00:05,994 --> 00:00:09,039 from her hometown of Newport Beach, 3 00:00:09,081 --> 00:00:12,543 the desert created a whole new value system for Lindsay Bluth. 4 00:00:12,585 --> 00:00:15,045 I'd give $20,000 for a lemonade right now. 5 00:00:15,087 --> 00:00:16,964 For the most part. 6 00:00:17,005 --> 00:00:19,841 It was here that she'd moved with her activist boyfriend... 7 00:00:19,883 --> 00:00:23,053 Marky! Mommy needs mescaline! 8 00:00:23,095 --> 00:00:24,096 and his mother. 9 00:00:24,138 --> 00:00:26,223 And tell your girlfriend DeBrie 10 00:00:26,265 --> 00:00:27,475 to shovel that ostrich crap! 11 00:00:27,516 --> 00:00:29,101 It's not DeBrie, Ma Bark. 12 00:00:29,143 --> 00:00:30,769 It's Lindsay. 13 00:00:30,811 --> 00:00:32,438 I just cut off my hair. 14 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,730 I know who you are. 15 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:35,023 Now start shoveling! 16 00:00:35,065 --> 00:00:36,984 God, you're lazier than Lindsay. 17 00:00:38,026 --> 00:00:40,028 Marky, hurry! 18 00:00:40,070 --> 00:00:41,905 - There's another dead iguana. - Oh. 19 00:00:41,947 --> 00:00:43,656 What does this mean? 20 00:00:43,698 --> 00:00:45,576 Probably those bastards next door. 21 00:00:45,618 --> 00:00:48,454 The bastards next door were actually a gathered group 22 00:00:48,496 --> 00:00:52,583 of CEOs who were attending a mid-summer sweat and squeeze. 23 00:00:52,625 --> 00:00:54,209 They want us off their land. 24 00:00:54,251 --> 00:00:56,170 Probably so they can build a border wall. 25 00:00:56,211 --> 00:00:59,089 They just want to separate the whites from the browns. 26 00:00:59,131 --> 00:01:00,924 You really are color-blind. 27 00:01:00,966 --> 00:01:02,217 Face-blind. 28 00:01:02,259 --> 00:01:03,844 Fortunately, I can see color. 29 00:01:03,885 --> 00:01:06,721 That's how I can tell the browns are the Mexicans. 30 00:01:06,763 --> 00:01:09,350 Anyway, I thought I scared those bastards off 31 00:01:09,391 --> 00:01:10,559 by scaring their leader. 32 00:01:10,601 --> 00:01:12,394 The strong will become the weak. 33 00:01:12,436 --> 00:01:15,230 But I think I overdid it first on the maca, because I ended up 34 00:01:15,272 --> 00:01:16,857 seeing two of him. 35 00:01:16,898 --> 00:01:18,651 But to kill an innocent iguana, 36 00:01:18,691 --> 00:01:20,653 this beautiful creature of the desert... 37 00:01:20,693 --> 00:01:22,112 That lizard bastard bit me! 38 00:01:22,154 --> 00:01:23,405 God! 39 00:01:23,447 --> 00:01:25,240 Who keeps numbing these desert animals? 40 00:01:25,282 --> 00:01:26,325 No, no, we'll kill it later. 41 00:01:26,367 --> 00:01:27,493 Mom, lizard bite! 42 00:01:27,535 --> 00:01:29,077 Put some rubbing mescaline on it! 43 00:01:29,119 --> 00:01:30,871 Lindsay hated her new life, 44 00:01:30,912 --> 00:01:32,164 but even more, she hated herself 45 00:01:32,206 --> 00:01:33,915 for hating her new life. 46 00:01:33,957 --> 00:01:35,959 Marky, I just don't know how much more of this I can take. 47 00:01:36,001 --> 00:01:37,836 I'm surrounded by squalor and death, 48 00:01:37,878 --> 00:01:39,838 and I still can't be happy. 49 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:41,423 Yeah, well, it's only gonna get worse, 50 00:01:41,465 --> 00:01:43,467 'cause they're chasing us off the land. 51 00:01:43,509 --> 00:01:44,759 I mean, where are we gonna go? 52 00:01:44,801 --> 00:01:45,844 Hey, new girl, I just heard 53 00:01:45,886 --> 00:01:47,513 about your mother's trial. 54 00:01:47,555 --> 00:01:49,097 She was sent away. 55 00:01:49,139 --> 00:01:52,017 Lindsay had missed her own mother's trial, 56 00:01:52,059 --> 00:01:54,603 and for that, she'd never be able to forgive her... 57 00:01:54,645 --> 00:01:56,438 Hey, I know a place that just opened up. 58 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:57,731 herself. 59 00:01:57,772 --> 00:01:59,733 Now the story of a family 60 00:01:59,774 --> 00:02:01,902 whose future was abruptly canceled, 61 00:02:01,943 --> 00:02:04,405 and the one daughter who had no choice 62 00:02:04,446 --> 00:02:06,615 but to keep her life together. 63 00:02:10,827 --> 00:02:12,746 It's Lindsay's Arrested Development. 64 00:02:14,748 --> 00:02:16,417 - Lindsay wanted to move - That's great. 65 00:02:16,458 --> 00:02:18,460 to her mother's empty penthouse, 66 00:02:18,502 --> 00:02:19,712 - but Marky wouldn't think - You dropped your shovel. 67 00:02:19,753 --> 00:02:21,963 of leaving the old bird behind. 68 00:02:23,257 --> 00:02:25,008 So it was a party of three 69 00:02:25,050 --> 00:02:28,303 that had to sneak into the Balboa Towers. 70 00:02:30,305 --> 00:02:31,848 Although Marky was having trouble 71 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,684 - accepting what appeared to be - Come on, Cindy. 72 00:02:33,726 --> 00:02:34,935 a lavish lifestyle. 73 00:02:34,976 --> 00:02:36,353 - What do you think? - Ugh. 74 00:02:36,395 --> 00:02:38,188 Smells weird in here. What is that? 75 00:02:38,230 --> 00:02:40,608 I think it's just... not urine. 76 00:02:40,649 --> 00:02:42,150 And we're not moving in, 77 00:02:42,192 --> 00:02:44,737 we're occupying a space with central air. 78 00:02:45,738 --> 00:02:46,697 Cindy? 79 00:02:46,739 --> 00:02:48,532 You okay? 80 00:02:48,574 --> 00:02:51,285 Look, Lindsay, Cindy already marked the master. 81 00:02:51,326 --> 00:02:52,286 Okay. 82 00:02:52,327 --> 00:02:54,496 This will be where she goes. 83 00:02:54,538 --> 00:02:56,123 So we're staying. 84 00:02:56,164 --> 00:03:00,043 And we will change the world and hold our heads high. 85 00:03:00,085 --> 00:03:04,423 And it might be nice to live like normal people for a change. 86 00:03:04,465 --> 00:03:07,008 Let's put some newspaper on these windows. 87 00:03:10,763 --> 00:03:13,014 One year later, however, 88 00:03:13,056 --> 00:03:15,183 the only thing they'd actually changed was 89 00:03:15,225 --> 00:03:17,728 getting the "not urine" smell out of the penthouse. 90 00:03:20,773 --> 00:03:21,898 You're looking at Lindsay. 91 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:22,941 Still Lindsay. 92 00:03:22,983 --> 00:03:24,401 Oh. Hey, Linds. 93 00:03:24,443 --> 00:03:26,320 - How was beg? - Beg was good. 94 00:03:26,361 --> 00:03:28,071 I found sometres lechescake. 95 00:03:28,113 --> 00:03:29,114 That's great. 96 00:03:29,156 --> 00:03:30,824 Hey, did you clean up? 97 00:03:30,865 --> 00:03:33,368 No, no, I just cleared out a space to work on the Love bomb. 98 00:03:33,410 --> 00:03:36,330 Oh, okay. I'll, uh, change out of these filthy clothes 99 00:03:36,371 --> 00:03:37,790 and into some filthy lingerie. 100 00:03:37,831 --> 00:03:39,583 I don't think I washed it. 101 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:42,961 No, I meant what we're gonna do to this guy... Herbert Love. 102 00:03:43,003 --> 00:03:44,546 Oh. 103 00:03:44,588 --> 00:03:46,507 Herbert Love was a very conservative candidate 104 00:03:46,548 --> 00:03:48,509 for a very conservative seat in the very conservative 105 00:03:48,550 --> 00:03:50,135 - House of Representatives. - Look, look, look. 106 00:03:50,177 --> 00:03:52,429 Am I guilty of anything? Yes. 107 00:03:52,471 --> 00:03:54,682 Of having a great sense of humor. 108 00:03:54,723 --> 00:03:57,225 But the two women who accused me of this crime 109 00:03:57,267 --> 00:03:59,394 donothave a great sense of humor. 110 00:03:59,436 --> 00:04:02,189 Look, in fact, I'll tell you the joke and let you be the judge... 111 00:04:02,230 --> 00:04:03,774 Although he was prone to 112 00:04:03,816 --> 00:04:05,484 the more than occasional harassment scandal. 113 00:04:05,526 --> 00:04:06,901 I forgot the joke. 114 00:04:06,943 --> 00:04:09,279 Oh, he's about to be harassed, all right. 115 00:04:09,321 --> 00:04:11,906 I'm gonna spray the bastards with ink and glitter. 116 00:04:11,948 --> 00:04:14,034 It'll be in their ears for weeks. 117 00:04:14,075 --> 00:04:16,077 Thing is, I can't find the glitter anywhere. 118 00:04:16,119 --> 00:04:17,496 Did you take the silver glitter? 119 00:04:17,538 --> 00:04:19,623 Nope. I mean, I'd say check the junk drawer, 120 00:04:19,665 --> 00:04:21,416 but I can't differentiate anymore. 121 00:04:21,458 --> 00:04:23,794 Oh, God, what is this? 122 00:04:23,836 --> 00:04:25,003 Oh. Okay, good. Perfect timing, 123 00:04:25,045 --> 00:04:26,505 because this is where you come in. 124 00:04:26,547 --> 00:04:28,841 A lot of this has to do with ink compression, 125 00:04:28,882 --> 00:04:30,467 oxygen capacity, expulsion pressures. 126 00:04:30,509 --> 00:04:33,554 But the point is, three days before the event, 127 00:04:33,595 --> 00:04:35,681 I'm gonna take the explosive and hide in the podium. 128 00:04:35,723 --> 00:04:37,599 On the night of the event, at exactly 7:30, 129 00:04:37,641 --> 00:04:39,142 I'm gonna pull the pin to the tank. 130 00:04:39,184 --> 00:04:40,769 Then you're gonna knock on the podium door 131 00:04:40,811 --> 00:04:42,604 to let me know that the coast is clear. 132 00:04:42,646 --> 00:04:45,566 When Love steps up to the podium at exactly 8:00, blam! 133 00:04:45,607 --> 00:04:48,861 The podium doors burst open, and he and everyone will be... 134 00:04:48,902 --> 00:04:50,571 Blue in the face, yeah. 135 00:04:50,612 --> 00:04:52,364 That's better than what I had, actually. 136 00:04:52,406 --> 00:04:54,199 I was gonna say they'd be covered in ink and glitter. 137 00:04:54,241 --> 00:04:56,744 Or we can support Lucille 2, who he's running against. 138 00:04:56,785 --> 00:04:58,328 She's right across the hall. 139 00:04:58,370 --> 00:05:00,914 No, no! She's part of the problem. 140 00:05:00,955 --> 00:05:02,957 Wait, you haven't been going over there, by the way? 141 00:05:02,999 --> 00:05:04,752 - No one can know we're here. - Of course not. 142 00:05:04,793 --> 00:05:06,712 Does it look like I'm lying? 143 00:05:06,754 --> 00:05:08,797 It did. 144 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:11,675 But not to a man with face-blindness. 145 00:05:11,717 --> 00:05:13,594 Yeah, no, I guess not. 146 00:05:13,635 --> 00:05:15,345 Because Lindsay could only spend 147 00:05:15,387 --> 00:05:17,389 so many hours with a shrill, feathered creature... 148 00:05:18,473 --> 00:05:19,850 and needed to get away. 149 00:05:19,892 --> 00:05:21,894 You look marvelous in that! 150 00:05:21,935 --> 00:05:23,228 Here, try this on. 151 00:05:23,270 --> 00:05:24,813 I can't believe how much I've missed 152 00:05:24,855 --> 00:05:26,481 the feel of anything that isn't hemp. 153 00:05:26,523 --> 00:05:27,524 And try this on. 154 00:05:27,566 --> 00:05:28,941 Isn't that funny? 155 00:05:28,983 --> 00:05:30,694 I used to wear that with the Captain. 156 00:05:30,736 --> 00:05:31,695 And I was... 157 00:05:31,737 --> 00:05:33,071 Tennille? 158 00:05:33,113 --> 00:05:35,240 And not make contact, yes! 159 00:05:35,282 --> 00:05:37,618 What am I gonna do, cut it down for my foster child? 160 00:05:37,659 --> 00:05:39,411 That is what she wanted to do, 161 00:05:39,453 --> 00:05:42,955 until he threatened to call Social Services. 162 00:05:42,997 --> 00:05:44,957 Oh, look what I made you. 163 00:05:44,999 --> 00:05:46,627 Oh! I love it! 164 00:05:46,668 --> 00:05:48,503 It's glittery! 165 00:05:48,545 --> 00:05:51,964 Lindsay was no stranger to making campaign posters, 166 00:05:52,006 --> 00:05:54,551 having made several in her seventh grade 167 00:05:54,593 --> 00:05:57,471 class president campaign against Sally Sitwell. 168 00:05:57,512 --> 00:06:00,056 Sally ultimately proved successful 169 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:02,601 with a more fact-based campaign. 170 00:06:02,643 --> 00:06:04,102 A couple of tiny notes, hon. 171 00:06:04,144 --> 00:06:06,688 There are two S's in "congress." 172 00:06:06,730 --> 00:06:08,482 And I just call myself Lucille... 173 00:06:08,523 --> 00:06:10,233 Lucille 1. I'm so sorry. 174 00:06:10,275 --> 00:06:11,485 No. 175 00:06:11,526 --> 00:06:12,569 Just Lucille. 176 00:06:12,611 --> 00:06:14,112 But I love it! 177 00:06:14,154 --> 00:06:16,657 Oh, I wish you'd officially work for my campaign. 178 00:06:16,698 --> 00:06:17,908 We could make such a difference. 179 00:06:17,950 --> 00:06:20,076 Well, Marky says that's not 180 00:06:20,118 --> 00:06:21,495 the way we should make change. 181 00:06:21,536 --> 00:06:22,995 Oh, speaking of, do you mind 182 00:06:23,037 --> 00:06:25,039 if I go through your couch cushions? 183 00:06:25,081 --> 00:06:28,084 Oh, honey, I wish you'd take the rest of thistres lechescake. 184 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:30,420 It's from a dear Hispanic supporter. 185 00:06:30,462 --> 00:06:33,507 And I'll never get it into the bay in one piece. 186 00:06:33,548 --> 00:06:35,884 Honestly, Lucille 2, you've been like a mother to me. 187 00:06:35,926 --> 00:06:37,385 Aw. 188 00:06:37,427 --> 00:06:40,305 Except kind and loving and willing to let me eat. 189 00:06:40,347 --> 00:06:42,599 It just blows me away. 190 00:06:42,641 --> 00:06:44,225 Lindsay knew she had to keep 191 00:06:44,267 --> 00:06:46,520 her secret life of luxury hidden... 192 00:06:46,561 --> 00:06:47,855 You're looking at Lindsay. 193 00:06:47,896 --> 00:06:49,021 Still Lindsay. 194 00:06:49,063 --> 00:06:50,482 from a boyfriend that was 195 00:06:50,524 --> 00:06:52,317 preparing to squat in a podium 196 00:06:52,359 --> 00:06:54,110 for three days with a paint bomb. 197 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:56,070 But, Marky, I mean, won't you go crazy in there? 198 00:06:56,112 --> 00:06:58,114 Oh, no, that's nothing. I once did a week and a half 199 00:06:58,156 --> 00:06:59,616 in an oil drum just to throw a pie 200 00:06:59,658 --> 00:07:00,701 at Arnold Schwarzenegger. 201 00:07:00,742 --> 00:07:02,118 I never heard about that. 202 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,120 Oh, yeah, well, the press tried to spin it as 203 00:07:04,162 --> 00:07:06,456 "Hippie tries to play pie-tin Frisbee with the governor," 204 00:07:06,498 --> 00:07:08,458 but... this time, I'm eating beforehand. 205 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,460 Yeah, I-I see that. 206 00:07:10,502 --> 00:07:12,212 Hey, can I get you a fork? 207 00:07:12,253 --> 00:07:15,507 'Cause that's my brother whose face you're licking. 208 00:07:15,549 --> 00:07:17,676 That's a face? 209 00:07:17,718 --> 00:07:19,887 Everything I do is wrong. 210 00:07:19,928 --> 00:07:21,137 I knew you wouldn't be 211 00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:22,180 on board with this, Lindsay. 212 00:07:22,222 --> 00:07:23,264 I'm sorry to say this, 213 00:07:23,306 --> 00:07:24,766 but you are losing your passion. 214 00:07:24,808 --> 00:07:27,019 What passion? You don't even look at me. 215 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:28,937 I don't know if I've said this before... 216 00:07:28,979 --> 00:07:30,397 it's not important or anything... 217 00:07:30,438 --> 00:07:32,024 but I'm really, really pretty. 218 00:07:32,065 --> 00:07:33,650 I'm the straightest guy you know! 219 00:07:33,692 --> 00:07:34,985 Why does every man feel like 220 00:07:35,027 --> 00:07:36,486 they have to say that to me? 221 00:07:36,528 --> 00:07:38,697 Quiet! Cindy's in heat. 222 00:07:38,739 --> 00:07:40,532 You know how much she hates it when we argue. 223 00:07:40,574 --> 00:07:42,325 Now listen to me. This protest of mine 224 00:07:42,367 --> 00:07:44,661 - can really make a difference. - Yeah, it's gonna land you 225 00:07:44,703 --> 00:07:45,913 - in jail, Marky. - Oh, there it is. 226 00:07:45,954 --> 00:07:47,205 Oh, yeah, so that's... oh, yeah. 227 00:07:47,247 --> 00:07:48,790 You know what, you are just as selfish 228 00:07:48,832 --> 00:07:50,333 - and money-hungry as you ever were. -No, I'm... 229 00:07:50,375 --> 00:07:52,210 - Yes, you are. - That's not true. 230 00:07:52,252 --> 00:07:54,128 Ooh, a Neiman's catalog. 231 00:07:54,170 --> 00:07:57,716 But it was what she found stuck inside the catalog 232 00:07:57,758 --> 00:07:59,259 that got her attention. 233 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:00,969 And that's when she found the mother lode. 234 00:08:01,011 --> 00:08:04,138 "From Gangie 4: Facelift." 235 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:06,767 What a load of... 236 00:08:06,808 --> 00:08:08,351 Mother. 237 00:08:08,393 --> 00:08:11,145 And this time, she did make a court appearance. 238 00:08:11,187 --> 00:08:14,107 Cheryl, you've got no backhand! 239 00:08:14,148 --> 00:08:15,609 I'm working the whole court, 240 00:08:15,650 --> 00:08:18,779 and you keep hitting the balls high. 241 00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:22,240 Oh, great, looks like we've got another high-end hooker in here. 242 00:08:22,282 --> 00:08:23,658 Oh, thank you, Mother. 243 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:25,869 So, let's cut to the chase. 244 00:08:25,911 --> 00:08:29,497 I want to talk to you about a check for plastic surgery. 245 00:08:29,539 --> 00:08:31,583 I already wrote you a check for that. 246 00:08:31,625 --> 00:08:33,585 Lucille had, back when Lindsay thought 247 00:08:33,627 --> 00:08:36,212 - she was only 12 years old. - New nose. 248 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:39,132 Worrying it would hurt her daughter's feelings... 249 00:08:39,173 --> 00:08:40,550 Put a "Y" on there. 250 00:08:40,592 --> 00:08:42,552 she put a fun spin on it. 251 00:08:42,594 --> 00:08:44,178 - "Nosy." - And you should be 252 00:08:44,220 --> 00:08:45,555 thanking me for that. 253 00:08:45,597 --> 00:08:47,307 You looked like a can opener. 254 00:08:47,348 --> 00:08:49,559 No, a check for my daughter. 255 00:08:49,601 --> 00:08:50,769 She's gorgeous. 256 00:08:50,811 --> 00:08:52,479 And I love her just the way she is. 257 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,481 When was the last time you saw her? 258 00:08:54,522 --> 00:08:57,609 She's been living with her father the past year, 259 00:08:57,651 --> 00:09:01,780 and it's been... really hard. 260 00:09:01,822 --> 00:09:04,992 I'll be out on parole by the time you work up a tear. 261 00:09:05,033 --> 00:09:07,953 What makes you think I wrote a check to your daughter, nosy? 262 00:09:07,995 --> 00:09:09,329 It came to the penthouse. 263 00:09:09,370 --> 00:09:10,998 Well, well. 264 00:09:11,039 --> 00:09:13,416 Little Miss Lives-Off-the-Land is living in my penthouse. 265 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:16,711 Okay, so you figured it out, Gene Parmesan. 266 00:09:16,753 --> 00:09:21,049 Just goes to show, the apple does not far from the tree fall. 267 00:09:21,091 --> 00:09:23,426 I am like you nothing. 268 00:09:23,468 --> 00:09:25,679 You're not even my real mother. 269 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,305 I am a political activist. 270 00:09:27,347 --> 00:09:30,684 Oh, you're a lot more like me than you know, sister. 271 00:09:30,725 --> 00:09:32,936 Except I can back up my bad choices. 272 00:09:32,978 --> 00:09:34,771 I'm doing hard time. 273 00:09:34,813 --> 00:09:37,149 Your 3:00 p.m. hot rock massage is open. 274 00:09:37,190 --> 00:09:38,984 Thanks for coming, sweetheart. 275 00:09:39,026 --> 00:09:40,944 - Mm. - But Lindsay wanted 276 00:09:40,986 --> 00:09:43,155 to prove that she wasn't like her so-called mother. 277 00:09:45,073 --> 00:09:47,367 And that's why she did this. 278 00:09:48,576 --> 00:09:50,078 I'm in. 279 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,164 Let's bomb the bastard. 280 00:09:53,498 --> 00:09:54,916 It's Lindsay. 281 00:09:54,958 --> 00:09:57,460 Oh, yes! Yeah! 282 00:10:00,463 --> 00:10:02,632 Lindsay and her boyfriend Marky arrived in... 283 00:10:02,674 --> 00:10:05,177 get this... Beverly Hills to prepare 284 00:10:05,218 --> 00:10:07,721 for their act of glittery social protest. 285 00:10:07,762 --> 00:10:10,724 But Lindsay was having second thoughts. 286 00:10:10,765 --> 00:10:12,809 Marky, look, um, 287 00:10:12,851 --> 00:10:15,854 I have this check that my mother wrote for my daughter. 288 00:10:15,896 --> 00:10:18,648 It can buy us a lot of leaflets against Love. 289 00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:20,567 And also a lot of Nature's Miracle. 290 00:10:20,608 --> 00:10:23,111 You know, there's a huge sale going on right now at Petco... 291 00:10:23,153 --> 00:10:24,654 No, never! Rip it up! No money! 292 00:10:24,696 --> 00:10:27,281 And don't worry, I've thought of everything. 293 00:10:27,323 --> 00:10:28,491 He had. 294 00:10:28,533 --> 00:10:29,743 Except for someone to watch Cindy. 295 00:10:29,784 --> 00:10:31,578 Oh, but she's locked in. 296 00:10:31,619 --> 00:10:32,787 What's the worst that can happen? 297 00:10:36,666 --> 00:10:38,292 - Good luck. - Thanks. 298 00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:40,045 Ah! What a great day to step out 299 00:10:40,087 --> 00:10:42,255 onto an over-irrigated golf course and play a game 300 00:10:42,296 --> 00:10:45,717 that wastes vast acres of usable, farm-able land. 301 00:10:45,759 --> 00:10:47,719 And after a few nights in the trailer, 302 00:10:47,761 --> 00:10:51,681 Lindsay showed up in Lucille 2's Tennille wig 303 00:10:51,723 --> 00:10:54,017 to be ready to release Marky from the podium 304 00:10:54,059 --> 00:10:56,061 at the appointed time, 305 00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:58,479 and then stroll out together in disguise. 306 00:10:58,521 --> 00:11:00,607 I think that's what this part refers to 307 00:11:00,648 --> 00:11:02,067 back when the disguise was 308 00:11:02,109 --> 00:11:04,111 going to be a two-part horse costume. 309 00:11:04,152 --> 00:11:07,488 But soon, she ran into a father she hadn't seen in over a year. 310 00:11:07,530 --> 00:11:11,159 Lindsay, I forgot, you dyed your hair. 311 00:11:11,201 --> 00:11:12,577 Do you have any money? 312 00:11:12,619 --> 00:11:13,703 And that's how Lindsay 313 00:11:13,745 --> 00:11:16,123 parted with the check for Maeby 314 00:11:16,164 --> 00:11:18,917 that Marky had told her to rip up. 315 00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:20,460 And it was then she ran into a daughter... 316 00:11:20,501 --> 00:11:22,087 Maeby. 317 00:11:22,129 --> 00:11:23,797 whose $50,000 check she'd just given away... 318 00:11:23,838 --> 00:11:25,090 Mom. 319 00:11:25,132 --> 00:11:26,507 stealing some coconut shrimp. 320 00:11:26,549 --> 00:11:27,717 Of course you're here. 321 00:11:27,759 --> 00:11:29,469 I should've known you'd be 322 00:11:29,510 --> 00:11:31,345 - supporting this right-wing, dangerous crackpot. -No, no. 323 00:11:31,387 --> 00:11:33,974 I am here undercover with my boyfriend. 324 00:11:34,015 --> 00:11:35,892 We are gonna take down Love 325 00:11:35,934 --> 00:11:39,520 with a random act of senseless nonviolence. 326 00:11:39,562 --> 00:11:41,564 Maeby felt a foreign feeling. 327 00:11:41,606 --> 00:11:43,650 I actually respect that. 328 00:11:43,691 --> 00:11:45,277 - Thank you, Maeby. - Which is why, 329 00:11:45,317 --> 00:11:47,487 for the first time in her adult life... 330 00:11:47,528 --> 00:11:49,072 So what are you doing here? 331 00:11:49,114 --> 00:11:51,532 Maeby was totally honest with her mother. 332 00:11:51,574 --> 00:11:53,576 I'm getting a lifetime achievement award 333 00:11:53,618 --> 00:11:55,829 for my work in the entertainment business. 334 00:11:55,870 --> 00:11:57,329 I tried. 335 00:11:57,371 --> 00:11:59,040 Tell your therapist I tried. 336 00:11:59,082 --> 00:12:01,584 But realizing she was still too early 337 00:12:01,626 --> 00:12:03,503 to let Marky out of the podium, 338 00:12:03,544 --> 00:12:05,797 Lindsay headed to the bar, 339 00:12:05,839 --> 00:12:07,757 and that's when she met the man she was there to sabotage... 340 00:12:07,799 --> 00:12:09,217 Is it just me, 341 00:12:09,259 --> 00:12:12,012 or are we the only two people who don't fit in 342 00:12:12,053 --> 00:12:15,265 with all these Orange County phonies? 343 00:12:17,225 --> 00:12:18,893 and had no idea who he was. 344 00:12:18,935 --> 00:12:21,062 They are a bunch of phonies. 345 00:12:21,104 --> 00:12:22,396 I usually don't even go to these things. 346 00:12:22,438 --> 00:12:23,606 And perhaps it was 347 00:12:23,648 --> 00:12:25,233 because he reminded her so much 348 00:12:25,275 --> 00:12:27,819 of Tobias when they first started dating, 349 00:12:27,861 --> 00:12:29,529 but Lindsay flirted back. 350 00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:30,989 What's your name, princess? 351 00:12:31,031 --> 00:12:33,491 Cindy Featherbottom. 352 00:12:33,533 --> 00:12:35,869 Of the Laguna Beach Featherbottoms? 353 00:12:35,910 --> 00:12:37,704 Are you trying to find out where I live? 354 00:12:37,745 --> 00:12:40,290 And your favorite kind of jewelry. - 355 00:12:40,332 --> 00:12:42,125 Lindsay hadn't heard the word "jewelry" 356 00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:44,502 in a long time but tried to stay strong. 357 00:12:44,544 --> 00:12:47,463 How do I know you're not one of these phonies? 358 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:51,592 The only phony I'm interested in is your phony number. 359 00:12:51,634 --> 00:12:53,594 And like Cinderella at the ball, 360 00:12:53,636 --> 00:12:56,139 Lindsay really felt like a princess for a change... 361 00:12:56,181 --> 00:12:57,349 Okay. 362 00:12:57,389 --> 00:12:59,100 but also like Cinderella, 363 00:12:59,142 --> 00:13:01,644 - she lost track of the time... - It's, uh, 714... -Mm-hmm. 364 00:13:04,564 --> 00:13:06,774 and had forgotten 365 00:13:06,816 --> 00:13:09,485 to release Marky from the podium, 366 00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:11,403 and that's when she was struck 367 00:13:11,445 --> 00:13:12,655 - with an eerie sense... - Right this way, sir, 368 00:13:12,697 --> 00:13:14,406 - right this way. - ... of déjà vu. 369 00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:15,491 Lindsay. 370 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:18,786 Oh, God, he blued himself. 371 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,125 Lindsay's attempt to create a disaster 372 00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:26,460 for Herbert Love was a complete disaster, 373 00:13:26,502 --> 00:13:29,297 and as she tried to slip away without drawing attention 374 00:13:29,339 --> 00:13:31,299 to herself, she was once again approached... 375 00:13:31,341 --> 00:13:33,134 - Cindy Featherbottom.-... by the man whose name she never got. 376 00:13:33,176 --> 00:13:34,552 Here's my private number. 377 00:13:34,594 --> 00:13:35,887 Give me a call; perhaps we can engage 378 00:13:35,929 --> 00:13:38,556 - in some sexual congress. - Although that's 379 00:13:38,598 --> 00:13:40,516 a total giveaway, right? 380 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:43,019 What a wonderful sense of humor. 381 00:13:43,061 --> 00:13:45,063 I'd like that very much. 382 00:13:45,105 --> 00:13:46,856 Sir, the press awaits. 383 00:13:46,898 --> 00:13:48,066 Now, I don't know what this nut was protesting tonight. 384 00:13:48,108 --> 00:13:49,441 I thought you were supposed to be sticking it 385 00:13:49,483 --> 00:13:51,236 to the man, not the other way around. 386 00:13:51,278 --> 00:13:52,612 Maeby. 387 00:13:52,653 --> 00:13:54,114 You think he likes me that way? 388 00:13:54,155 --> 00:13:56,532 No, Mom, that's Herbert Love, 389 00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:57,575 the man you're here to protest. 390 00:13:57,617 --> 00:13:58,785 And I hear the guy with the bomb 391 00:13:58,826 --> 00:13:59,953 snuck up here from Mexico. 392 00:13:59,994 --> 00:14:00,995 That's why I say, 393 00:14:01,037 --> 00:14:04,332 we have got to build a wall 394 00:14:04,374 --> 00:14:06,458 - between us and Mexico. - Oh, no. 395 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,336 H-How could you not recognize him? 396 00:14:08,378 --> 00:14:10,588 In fairness to Lindsay, it was Marky's 397 00:14:10,630 --> 00:14:13,507 face-blindness that led him to mistake this photo 398 00:14:13,549 --> 00:14:14,759 for the candidate. 399 00:14:14,801 --> 00:14:16,344 Why Lindsay failed to recognize 400 00:14:16,386 --> 00:14:20,223 musical icon Nat King Cole cannot be explained. 401 00:14:20,265 --> 00:14:22,267 But he's so modern looking. 402 00:14:22,309 --> 00:14:24,018 I mean, obviously I didn't know it was the man 403 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:26,104 whose politics I'm here to protest. 404 00:14:26,146 --> 00:14:27,272 I guess I was just having fun, 405 00:14:27,314 --> 00:14:28,982 pretending I had my old life back. 406 00:14:29,023 --> 00:14:30,733 Well, we'll just be friends, and I'm gonna keep it 407 00:14:30,775 --> 00:14:33,320 light and fun with him and not talk politics at all. 408 00:14:33,361 --> 00:14:35,405 I can't believe you're such a sellout. 409 00:14:35,447 --> 00:14:38,074 - Are you really going to whore yourself out like that? 410 00:14:38,116 --> 00:14:40,201 - I am not a whore. - Yeah, you're a whore. 411 00:14:40,243 --> 00:14:41,119 I am not a whore. 412 00:14:41,161 --> 00:14:42,620 Look, I am still committed to my ideals 413 00:14:42,662 --> 00:14:44,831 and to my Marky. 414 00:14:44,872 --> 00:14:46,291 Lindsay! 415 00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:47,917 Lindsay, Lindsay! 416 00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:49,294 Well, you certainly have a type. 417 00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:50,920 Lindsay? Have you seen a woman named Lindsay? 418 00:14:50,962 --> 00:14:52,172 If you see a woman named Lindsay, 419 00:14:52,213 --> 00:14:54,590 tell her to bail me out. 420 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,426 I'll do my best, sir. 421 00:14:56,468 --> 00:14:57,510 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 422 00:14:57,551 --> 00:14:59,053 Taxi. 423 00:14:59,095 --> 00:15:00,554 Tell Lindsay to feed Cindy. 424 00:15:00,596 --> 00:15:01,764 - She thinks she's... Taxi. 425 00:15:03,475 --> 00:15:06,394 Lindsay was as blue as one of her men 426 00:15:06,436 --> 00:15:08,688 when she returned to the penthouse, 427 00:15:08,729 --> 00:15:11,899 and that's when she decided to get half in the bag. 428 00:15:11,941 --> 00:15:16,070 But even though she felt bad... - 429 00:15:16,112 --> 00:15:18,698 she was at least able to turn a man's head... 430 00:15:18,739 --> 00:15:20,367 Gentlemen, start your engines. 431 00:15:20,408 --> 00:15:22,076 although, perhaps had his head not turned... 432 00:15:22,118 --> 00:15:23,661 - Buster. - ... he would have seen 433 00:15:23,703 --> 00:15:24,996 - the ostrich warning on the door.-No, Gob. 434 00:15:25,038 --> 00:15:26,289 Oh! 435 00:15:26,331 --> 00:15:27,915 After another night 436 00:15:27,957 --> 00:15:31,044 in the trailer, Lindsay went to the model home 437 00:15:31,085 --> 00:15:32,712 to give a daughter who called her a whore 438 00:15:32,753 --> 00:15:34,172 a piece of her mind. 439 00:15:34,214 --> 00:15:36,466 Hi, sweetie. 440 00:15:36,508 --> 00:15:38,634 Of course, she needed a place to stay, so she couldn't 441 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:41,054 - just jump right in.-I thought I'd surprise you with a visit. 442 00:15:41,095 --> 00:15:43,264 Yeah, well, the bags are certainly a surprise. 443 00:15:43,306 --> 00:15:44,598 You're not thinking of moving in, are you? 444 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,600 - What? No. - Yeah, because 445 00:15:46,642 --> 00:15:47,894 I don't think Dad would be cool with it. 446 00:15:47,935 --> 00:15:49,354 - No, of course not. - Yeah. 447 00:15:49,396 --> 00:15:52,399 - Is he in? - No. 448 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,318 Oh, what happened there? 449 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,904 Kids or people who like kids. 450 00:15:57,945 --> 00:15:59,364 So, where's Marky? 451 00:15:59,406 --> 00:16:03,201 God, Marky will be in jail for quite a while. 452 00:16:03,243 --> 00:16:04,869 She actually had just come from visiting him. 453 00:16:04,911 --> 00:16:08,164 So it, uh, turns out the glitter was shrapnel grade. 454 00:16:08,206 --> 00:16:10,208 They're upping my charges 455 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:13,545 from prank bomb to non-Arab terrorism. 456 00:16:13,586 --> 00:16:15,004 This is where you letting me out 457 00:16:15,046 --> 00:16:16,130 of the podium would have really helped. 458 00:16:16,172 --> 00:16:17,549 Why didn't you just come out? 459 00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:19,509 I couldn't do it; someone locked me in. 460 00:16:19,551 --> 00:16:20,927 In fact, it was Gob, 461 00:16:20,968 --> 00:16:23,679 thinking he was trapping the magician Tony Wonder 462 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,056 into one of his illusions. 463 00:16:25,098 --> 00:16:26,640 Hey, Mark, you guys want to see 464 00:16:26,682 --> 00:16:27,934 a real failed magician, you might want 465 00:16:27,975 --> 00:16:29,018 to get down to the Opies tonight. 466 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:30,562 It's going to be hysterical. 467 00:16:30,603 --> 00:16:31,979 I need you to bail me out, Lindsay. 468 00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:33,647 - I need you to use that check. - Oh, I... 469 00:16:33,689 --> 00:16:34,857 I don't have that check anymore. 470 00:16:34,899 --> 00:16:36,984 - What? - You told me to rip it up. 471 00:16:37,026 --> 00:16:38,403 I thought you said you didn't believe in money. 472 00:16:38,445 --> 00:16:39,820 I didn't until I realized what it could keep me from. 473 00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:41,364 Jail's a lot like Swappigans, 474 00:16:41,406 --> 00:16:43,699 except there's only one thing to swap. 475 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:44,992 It's scary. 476 00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:46,286 - Anus tart. - Yep, 477 00:16:46,327 --> 00:16:48,496 Oh, God, that could have been me. 478 00:16:48,538 --> 00:16:50,582 Lindsay, listen to me... I'm scared. 479 00:16:50,623 --> 00:16:51,791 I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared. 480 00:16:51,832 --> 00:16:53,501 - I'm really scared. - No touching. 481 00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:54,835 Actually it's kind of nice 482 00:16:54,877 --> 00:16:56,546 to have a little me time. 483 00:16:56,588 --> 00:16:58,590 Oh, of course, that's why you were giving Herbert Love 484 00:16:58,631 --> 00:17:00,758 a little you time last night. 485 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,177 You were flirting with him to get Marky out of jail. 486 00:17:03,219 --> 00:17:04,720 Well, yeah, that is 487 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:09,058 what I should have been do... what I did, yeah, yeah. 488 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:11,227 That's exactly what I should have and did do. 489 00:17:11,269 --> 00:17:14,355 And it's not that bad an idea, actually. 490 00:17:14,397 --> 00:17:16,232 You could get him to do anything 'cause he's probably 491 00:17:16,274 --> 00:17:18,526 just one of those shallow guys who's only interested in looks. 492 00:17:18,568 --> 00:17:20,194 I miss that. 493 00:17:20,236 --> 00:17:21,446 Missed that. 494 00:17:21,488 --> 00:17:22,780 Yeah, you know, maybe it would be 495 00:17:22,822 --> 00:17:25,116 a good idea if I got in touch with him. 496 00:17:25,158 --> 00:17:28,286 I mean, he did give me his card. 497 00:17:28,328 --> 00:17:30,288 Although I could never call him. 498 00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:32,123 I could call him for you 499 00:17:32,165 --> 00:17:34,375 and I'll tell him it has to be tonight. 500 00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:36,294 Well, the sooner the better. 501 00:17:36,336 --> 00:17:37,462 Got to get Marky out of jail. 502 00:17:37,504 --> 00:17:39,547 That's why the sooner the better. 503 00:17:39,589 --> 00:17:41,508 So Maeby arranged for a meeting 504 00:17:41,549 --> 00:17:44,218 that evening at Hollywood's exclusive Ealing Club 505 00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:46,262 between Herbert Love and Cindy Featherbottom. 506 00:17:46,304 --> 00:17:48,515 I like this place. 507 00:17:48,556 --> 00:17:51,058 No cameras, no phones. 508 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,393 Everyone's cool. 509 00:17:52,435 --> 00:17:54,562 Well, thank you for being willing to meet. 510 00:17:54,604 --> 00:17:56,063 Meet, greet. 511 00:17:56,105 --> 00:17:57,649 Sure are sweet. 512 00:17:57,690 --> 00:17:58,732 What a treat. 513 00:17:58,774 --> 00:18:00,443 What did the lamb say? 514 00:18:00,485 --> 00:18:02,529 Baa? 515 00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:03,530 Bleat. 516 00:18:03,571 --> 00:18:04,905 Ah, yes, of course. 517 00:18:04,947 --> 00:18:06,324 I was just wondering, 518 00:18:06,366 --> 00:18:08,451 is anything really bad going to happen 519 00:18:08,493 --> 00:18:10,828 to that blue guy from the rally? 520 00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:11,871 Do you want to press charges? 521 00:18:11,912 --> 00:18:13,540 Who can think of Little Boy Blue 522 00:18:13,581 --> 00:18:16,543 - when I've got this beautiful face in front of me? -Oh. 523 00:18:16,584 --> 00:18:19,462 Thanks, haven't heard that in a long time. 524 00:18:19,504 --> 00:18:21,839 Your cheekbones are even higher than my approval rating. 525 00:18:21,881 --> 00:18:24,300 Your brain can register my cheekbones? 526 00:18:24,342 --> 00:18:25,926 I'll register 'em to vote. 527 00:18:25,968 --> 00:18:28,388 - Your lips are like a Murphy bed. 528 00:18:28,429 --> 00:18:29,556 They don't take up much space, 529 00:18:29,597 --> 00:18:31,641 but they are there when you need 'em. 530 00:18:31,683 --> 00:18:35,687 Okay, you are a poet. 531 00:18:35,728 --> 00:18:38,814 You're wonderful. 532 00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,774 But, um, yeah, I-I do want to talk 533 00:18:40,816 --> 00:18:42,527 to you about a couple of issues. 534 00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:46,947 Can we just have one night where we don't talk about politics? 535 00:18:46,989 --> 00:18:49,783 Yes, yes, just one night. 536 00:18:49,825 --> 00:18:51,452 - We deserve it. - Let's get a room. 537 00:18:51,494 --> 00:18:52,662 Yes... no. 538 00:18:52,704 --> 00:18:53,663 What? 539 00:18:53,705 --> 00:18:55,748 Uh, I... okay. 540 00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:57,375 We can talk in a room, I guess. 541 00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:01,379 And later, down in the lobby, as Herbert 542 00:19:01,421 --> 00:19:03,172 went off to do some business... 543 00:19:03,214 --> 00:19:04,798 You hang tight. 544 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,552 I'm going to meet with some of my, uh, "constititutes." 545 00:19:07,594 --> 00:19:08,844 Lindsay ran into her brother Michael. 546 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,597 - Hi-lo. - Michael? 547 00:19:10,638 --> 00:19:11,681 Hi. 548 00:19:11,723 --> 00:19:13,266 - How are you? - Oh, good, good. 549 00:19:13,307 --> 00:19:14,601 I almost didn't recognize you. 550 00:19:14,642 --> 00:19:16,185 - It's my hair. - That's some of it, 551 00:19:16,227 --> 00:19:17,937 but it's also, you're with a guy 552 00:19:17,978 --> 00:19:20,231 that pretty much represents everything you pretend to hate. 553 00:19:20,273 --> 00:19:21,941 - Was that Herbert Love? - Great, now I remember 554 00:19:21,982 --> 00:19:23,526 why we fell out of touch. 555 00:19:23,568 --> 00:19:25,612 No, Lindsay, I'm kidding, kidding, kidding, I'm so sorry. 556 00:19:25,653 --> 00:19:27,071 I'm sure that you're having a great influence 557 00:19:27,113 --> 00:19:28,698 on him, you know. 558 00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:30,283 Thanks. 559 00:19:30,324 --> 00:19:33,077 But if you really want to blow him... away, 560 00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:36,789 you know the wall issue that everyone is talking about? 561 00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:38,666 The wall between Mexico and the U.S.? 562 00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:40,042 Tell him to take it down? 563 00:19:40,084 --> 00:19:42,462 Or just not to put it up. No wall yet. 564 00:19:42,503 --> 00:19:44,547 Oh, no, there's no... I knew that, yeah. 565 00:19:44,589 --> 00:19:46,340 If you could get him 566 00:19:46,382 --> 00:19:48,468 against the wall, Lindsay... 567 00:19:48,509 --> 00:19:50,803 Well, I had no idea you were this socially conscious. 568 00:19:50,844 --> 00:19:52,639 He wasn't. 569 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,015 In fact, he was just using her Love connection 570 00:19:55,057 --> 00:19:57,810 to make good on a deal he'd struck 571 00:19:57,851 --> 00:19:59,937 to get his father's movie rights. 572 00:19:59,979 --> 00:20:02,356 Can you help me, then, with Love? 573 00:20:02,398 --> 00:20:04,484 Of course I will. 574 00:20:06,193 --> 00:20:08,195 If you do something for me. 575 00:20:08,237 --> 00:20:09,739 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 576 00:20:09,781 --> 00:20:11,907 I would like to use your membership at the Balboa Club. 577 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,660 The girl I've been telling you about... 578 00:20:13,701 --> 00:20:16,078 she likes nice things, and if everything goes well tonight, 579 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,997 I think I may want to take her out 580 00:20:18,038 --> 00:20:18,998 for a nice dinner. 581 00:20:19,039 --> 00:20:21,000 You really like this girl? 582 00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:23,169 - She's Tracey. - Oh. 583 00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:26,422 Fat Tracey or thin Tracey at the end? 584 00:20:26,464 --> 00:20:28,549 I think, just on this, you owe me the membership. 585 00:20:28,591 --> 00:20:30,009 You know, we're kind of maxed out 586 00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:32,178 at the club, but if you show them my card, 587 00:20:32,219 --> 00:20:36,890 I'm sure they won't turn you away at the door. 588 00:20:36,932 --> 00:20:38,976 You'd do this for me? 589 00:20:39,018 --> 00:20:40,478 I will if you... 590 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,980 - Yeah, sure, fine. - Yeah? 591 00:20:43,022 --> 00:20:45,232 Yeah, I'll talk to him about the wall. 592 00:20:45,274 --> 00:20:47,318 - Good. -I mean, I want to change politics. 593 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,654 - Great. - What's in it for me? 594 00:20:49,696 --> 00:20:51,447 So not completely change them? 595 00:20:51,489 --> 00:20:52,657 What do you want? 596 00:20:52,699 --> 00:20:53,907 Well, actually 597 00:20:53,949 --> 00:20:55,368 I want you to talk to that warden guy 598 00:20:55,409 --> 00:20:57,244 about getting my boyfriend out 599 00:20:57,286 --> 00:20:59,706 'cause I really don't think Herbert's gonna help with that. 600 00:20:59,747 --> 00:21:01,666 Well, I have a script notes call with him on Tuesday. 601 00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:05,211 - Yeah, I'll talk to Warden Gentles. -Great, thank you. 602 00:21:05,252 --> 00:21:06,587 This is good. 603 00:21:06,629 --> 00:21:08,464 - Of course. - Glad we ran into each other. 604 00:21:08,506 --> 00:21:09,757 If you do something for me. 605 00:21:09,799 --> 00:21:12,134 I'm making this movie and I need everybody's rights. 606 00:21:12,176 --> 00:21:14,303 And that's how Lindsay agreed 607 00:21:14,345 --> 00:21:16,889 - to give Michael her rights for his movie.-I'll do it. -Great. 608 00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:18,224 Thanks. 609 00:21:18,265 --> 00:21:19,809 That's it. 610 00:21:19,851 --> 00:21:21,769 But it shouldn't have been 611 00:21:21,811 --> 00:21:24,021 because he should have asked for help getting into a club 612 00:21:24,063 --> 00:21:26,774 he was about to discover was members only. 613 00:21:26,816 --> 00:21:28,526 - This is a membership place, huh? -It is, 614 00:21:28,568 --> 00:21:30,152 - yes, members only. -Yeah, I'm meeting my son up there. 615 00:21:30,194 --> 00:21:32,488 Maybe he's already up there. Could you maybe page him 616 00:21:32,530 --> 00:21:34,741 - up there?-And when the page proved fruitless... 617 00:21:34,782 --> 00:21:36,784 If you'd like to have a seat and wait... 618 00:21:36,826 --> 00:21:39,537 You're gonna make me look like a big shot in front of my son. 619 00:21:39,579 --> 00:21:40,788 And when the page proved fruitless, 620 00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:43,374 Michael decided to head George Michael off 621 00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:46,627 before he could get to the club's lobby with a small lie. 622 00:21:46,669 --> 00:21:48,212 Hey, buddy, it's Dad. 623 00:21:48,254 --> 00:21:51,382 Um, I am having real trouble getting up there. 624 00:21:51,424 --> 00:21:53,885 Uh, this traffic is unbelievable. 625 00:21:53,926 --> 00:21:55,887 Which led to a slightly bigger lie... 626 00:21:55,928 --> 00:21:59,306 We got a light aircraft right in the middle of the freeway. 627 00:21:59,348 --> 00:22:01,308 - You know?-... and then some effort to make it foolproof. 628 00:22:01,350 --> 00:22:03,895 Um, and, uh, the kicker is that there's no news crew. 629 00:22:03,936 --> 00:22:07,189 I mean, I guess they can't get in either 'cause of the traffic, 630 00:22:07,231 --> 00:22:09,066 so no one's going to be able to see this. 631 00:22:09,108 --> 00:22:10,150 But perhaps, 632 00:22:10,192 --> 00:22:11,985 had Michael not have lied, 633 00:22:12,027 --> 00:22:14,781 he wouldn't have felt suspicious when, moments later, 634 00:22:14,822 --> 00:22:16,532 - he received a return call from his son... -You know what? 635 00:22:16,574 --> 00:22:18,492 I bet we're sitting in the exact same traffic. 636 00:22:18,534 --> 00:22:21,454 - This is a mess.-... canceling the get-together entirely. 637 00:22:21,495 --> 00:22:24,248 Oh, God, they're forcing us off. Oh, they're closing the lanes. 638 00:22:24,290 --> 00:22:26,375 Meanwhile, in Herbert's hotel room, 639 00:22:26,417 --> 00:22:27,959 Lindsay was worried she was 640 00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:30,296 too quickly abandoning her principles. 641 00:22:30,337 --> 00:22:32,423 Wait... I can't do this 642 00:22:32,465 --> 00:22:35,760 unless you promise to be against the wall. 643 00:22:35,802 --> 00:22:37,678 What the hell? 644 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:38,930 It's better for my back anyway. 645 00:22:38,970 --> 00:22:40,139 Thank you. 646 00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:41,724 Although technically 647 00:22:41,766 --> 00:22:43,768 that was one of Michael's principles. 648 00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:44,811 Well... 649 00:22:44,852 --> 00:22:46,646 That was so not quick. 650 00:22:47,647 --> 00:22:48,689 Well, I paid for six hours. 651 00:22:48,731 --> 00:22:50,399 I want to get my money's worth. 652 00:22:50,441 --> 00:22:51,983 Imagine what would have happened if you had the room 653 00:22:52,025 --> 00:22:53,319 for the whole night. 654 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,904 Oh, I got it for the whole month. 655 00:22:54,946 --> 00:22:56,948 You crack me up. 656 00:22:56,988 --> 00:22:58,825 God, can you believe this is happening? 657 00:22:58,866 --> 00:23:01,160 I mean, we're such opposites and yet we're so in synch. 658 00:23:01,201 --> 00:23:04,204 - It's like we finish each other's... -Sandwiches? 659 00:23:04,246 --> 00:23:06,707 What's the point of raising funds if I'm eating sandwiches? 660 00:23:06,749 --> 00:23:09,126 I got something for you. 661 00:23:09,168 --> 00:23:11,211 Oh, really? 662 00:23:13,756 --> 00:23:16,300 And perhaps it was the heart that made her wonder 663 00:23:16,342 --> 00:23:20,304 if Herbert was the Love the Four Seasons shaman spoke of. 664 00:23:20,346 --> 00:23:23,683 When love is near, your heart will be happy. 665 00:23:23,724 --> 00:23:24,892 This way 666 00:23:24,934 --> 00:23:28,145 you'll always have a little Love near your heart. 667 00:23:30,230 --> 00:23:32,358 - Aah, Jesus Christ! - Oh! 668 00:23:32,399 --> 00:23:33,651 - I'm sorry. - Why would you do that? 669 00:23:33,693 --> 00:23:35,361 No, I thought it was cute, I saw it in a movie. 670 00:23:35,402 --> 00:23:36,529 - Okay? - Okay, okay, great, thank you. 671 00:23:36,570 --> 00:23:38,113 Oh, I feel so special. 672 00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:39,365 You are special. 673 00:23:39,406 --> 00:23:41,158 Lindsay wasn't special, 674 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,995 but he'd gotten the necklaces on special. 675 00:23:44,035 --> 00:23:45,412 So, when can I see you 676 00:23:45,454 --> 00:23:47,122 - again? - The only way 677 00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:50,209 we can see each other is if you work for my campaign. 678 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:53,838 You are going to be my key advisor. 679 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,382 She would be enacting social change after all. 680 00:23:56,423 --> 00:23:57,967 I would like that very much. 681 00:23:59,176 --> 00:24:00,260 She's going to need a key to my room, 682 00:24:00,302 --> 00:24:03,347 and I'd advise you to use it when I call you. 683 00:24:06,433 --> 00:24:08,519 Since Herbert couldn't officially spend money 684 00:24:08,561 --> 00:24:10,187 on Lindsay, and Lindsay hadn't told Herbert 685 00:24:10,229 --> 00:24:12,105 - who she really was... - Uh, why don't you go 686 00:24:12,147 --> 00:24:13,774 - make the rounds, and, uh, I'll get us checked in. -Okay. 687 00:24:13,816 --> 00:24:15,317 Lindsay had to pay for dinner 688 00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:16,986 - the way she always had... - Uh, Bluth. 689 00:24:17,028 --> 00:24:19,321 - I made a reservation. - ... by secretly putting it 690 00:24:19,363 --> 00:24:20,865 - on her family tab. - Hi-lo. Nice to meet you. 691 00:24:20,907 --> 00:24:22,449 Oh, I'm sorry, the Bluths have been seated. 692 00:24:22,491 --> 00:24:24,284 But she wasn't the only Bluth 693 00:24:24,326 --> 00:24:25,953 pretending to be something they weren't that night. 694 00:24:25,995 --> 00:24:28,998 Who's the cheap redhead? 695 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,584 Well, hello. 696 00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:32,960 Hello. 697 00:24:33,002 --> 00:24:34,169 Indeed. 698 00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:36,505 Look at you. What are you doing here? 699 00:24:36,547 --> 00:24:39,174 I need the membership. I'm taking my boss out to dinner. 700 00:24:39,216 --> 00:24:41,092 It's too late. I already made a deal with Dad for it. 701 00:24:41,134 --> 00:24:43,387 This is why I had to ask you for the in with Herbert Love. 702 00:24:43,429 --> 00:24:45,347 Exactly, and that's why you are leaving, 703 00:24:45,389 --> 00:24:47,307 and I'm going to stay because I'm the one who did the favor. 704 00:24:47,349 --> 00:24:49,226 I got Love against the wall. Plus I've got to impress him. 705 00:24:49,268 --> 00:24:51,353 He's making me part of his campaign. 706 00:24:51,395 --> 00:24:53,104 I'm sorry, there seems to have been a mix-up. 707 00:24:53,146 --> 00:24:54,815 - A merry one. - Oh. 708 00:24:54,857 --> 00:24:57,443 A merry one. I already paid you back for the favor when 709 00:24:57,484 --> 00:24:59,528 I talked to the warden about getting Marky out of prison. 710 00:24:59,570 --> 00:25:00,947 Oh, God, not now. 711 00:25:00,988 --> 00:25:02,656 - When? - I don't know, but listen. 712 00:25:02,698 --> 00:25:04,241 I haven't been on a date in a very, very long time, 713 00:25:04,283 --> 00:25:05,743 and she's already going out with Ron Howard 714 00:25:05,785 --> 00:25:07,118 so I need to impress her. 715 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,829 Actually, it was Ron's daughter, 716 00:25:08,871 --> 00:25:10,414 but Michael still didn't know that. 717 00:25:10,456 --> 00:25:12,792 Great to see you. And you look so good. 718 00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:14,043 So do you. I do hate the campaign, 719 00:25:14,085 --> 00:25:16,295 okay, but I'm changing him. 720 00:25:16,336 --> 00:25:17,630 I'm his key advisor. 721 00:25:17,671 --> 00:25:19,339 Although without an office, 722 00:25:19,381 --> 00:25:21,801 she was forced to advise him in the back of his limo. 723 00:25:21,842 --> 00:25:24,261 And soon she was advising him all over town. 724 00:25:24,303 --> 00:25:26,013 And he respect me for it. 725 00:25:26,055 --> 00:25:27,598 He respects me for who I am. 726 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,349 So does mine. Listen, we'll share it, okay? 727 00:25:29,391 --> 00:25:31,060 - Okay. - Got it? Great. 728 00:25:31,102 --> 00:25:32,979 Oh! My name is Cindy Featherbottom. 729 00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:35,314 Right. Oh, and I-I used to be a real estate tycoon, 730 00:25:35,355 --> 00:25:37,148 now I'm an impressive producer. Got it? 731 00:25:37,190 --> 00:25:38,442 - Got it. - Eat light. 732 00:25:38,484 --> 00:25:41,445 This is my date. This is Rebel Alley. 733 00:25:41,487 --> 00:25:43,196 Oh, and my boss, Herbert Love. 734 00:25:43,238 --> 00:25:45,407 - Hi-lo. - Hi-lo? 735 00:25:45,449 --> 00:25:47,326 Just like your plan to hurt the poor. 736 00:25:47,367 --> 00:25:50,079 I thought that was about neglecting the poor. 737 00:25:50,121 --> 00:25:52,247 I guess the special tonight is red snapper. 738 00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:54,291 How do you know this woman? 739 00:25:55,459 --> 00:25:59,839 Uh, she is... um... 740 00:26:02,008 --> 00:26:03,550 I just, I mean... 741 00:26:03,592 --> 00:26:05,385 - High school. - Brother and sister. 742 00:26:05,427 --> 00:26:07,013 We can't be brother-sister... she knows about the family. 743 00:26:07,054 --> 00:26:09,056 - We don't. - Just met. 744 00:26:09,098 --> 00:26:10,850 Yeah, so, but let's eat. 745 00:26:10,891 --> 00:26:12,559 And that's how Lindsay found herself 746 00:26:12,601 --> 00:26:15,980 on a very awkward double date with her brother. 747 00:26:16,022 --> 00:26:18,983 Is everybody's food as delicious as my side salad? 748 00:26:19,025 --> 00:26:21,152 And a couple of glasses of white wine in, 749 00:26:21,192 --> 00:26:23,904 Rebel started to espouse her liberal agenda. 750 00:26:23,946 --> 00:26:25,906 It's just a little hard to sit two feet away from someone 751 00:26:25,948 --> 00:26:28,534 who doesn't believe in paying for a woman's contraception. 752 00:26:28,575 --> 00:26:31,620 Well, to be fair, no, he does pay for the room. 753 00:26:31,662 --> 00:26:34,456 Is there anything better than the great American scallop? 754 00:26:34,498 --> 00:26:36,709 Look how he changes the subject. 755 00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:39,045 Aren't you glad your teenager's not here to see this? 756 00:26:39,086 --> 00:26:40,462 You have a teenager? 757 00:26:40,504 --> 00:26:42,631 I'm a movie prod... 758 00:26:42,673 --> 00:26:44,550 Movie producer. 759 00:26:44,591 --> 00:26:46,969 Producing a movie right now... Rebel's in it 760 00:26:47,011 --> 00:26:49,304 - for Imagine Entertainment. - Oh! 761 00:26:49,346 --> 00:26:51,222 Is that Ron Howard's company? 762 00:26:51,264 --> 00:26:53,017 - Uh, yeah. - Yes. 763 00:26:53,059 --> 00:26:55,352 I don't want to be the one to say it, but I hate that guy. 764 00:26:55,394 --> 00:26:58,229 He's just another Hollywood liberal big shot. 765 00:26:58,271 --> 00:27:00,607 Oh. There are a lot of those Ron Howards out there 766 00:27:00,649 --> 00:27:02,193 that do abuse their power, 767 00:27:02,233 --> 00:27:04,820 but I will tell you, sir, that I do not do that. 768 00:27:04,862 --> 00:27:08,699 Well, don't you have to have power to abuse the power? 769 00:27:08,741 --> 00:27:11,410 Um, I am not going to sit here and defend Ron Howard 770 00:27:11,451 --> 00:27:15,206 to someone who's never achieved half of what he's achieved. 771 00:27:15,246 --> 00:27:16,623 Are you saying that to him or to me? 772 00:27:16,665 --> 00:27:17,875 I forgot how touchy 773 00:27:17,917 --> 00:27:19,459 these Hollywood people can be. 774 00:27:19,501 --> 00:27:22,546 Oh, I'm not. I'm not. Are you saying that I am? 775 00:27:22,588 --> 00:27:24,048 Maybe Ron Howard is, but I-I mean, I don't know. 776 00:27:24,090 --> 00:27:26,257 But I'm not. And I am also not 777 00:27:26,299 --> 00:27:28,094 one of those Beverly Hills billionaires 778 00:27:28,135 --> 00:27:29,636 who can't go two minutes without putting his phone to his... 779 00:27:29,678 --> 00:27:33,264 I got to take this. Hold on one second. Hello? 780 00:27:33,306 --> 00:27:35,851 Hey, George Michael. You stuck in traffic, pal? 781 00:27:35,893 --> 00:27:38,104 No, I just feel terrible that we couldn't get together 782 00:27:38,145 --> 00:27:40,022 the other night and, uh, I miss you, you know. 783 00:27:40,064 --> 00:27:42,066 But I'm free all night if you wanted... 784 00:27:42,108 --> 00:27:43,776 - Well... listen, I-I... -But Michael was still stinging... 785 00:27:43,817 --> 00:27:45,652 I'm in the middle of a film meeting... 786 00:27:45,694 --> 00:27:47,362 over his son not making it to the Ealing Club... 787 00:27:47,404 --> 00:27:50,365 I've got these people in politics involved and I just... 788 00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:53,660 You know, I can't get away this time, you know. Maybe... 789 00:27:53,702 --> 00:27:56,872 even though Michael had lied to him about it first. 790 00:27:56,914 --> 00:27:58,289 You know, just, I'm a super busy guy. 791 00:27:58,331 --> 00:27:59,959 - And back at the table... - So... 792 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,961 I can't believe that a woman would support this guy. 793 00:28:02,002 --> 00:28:03,796 Lindsay found herself torn... 794 00:28:03,837 --> 00:28:07,133 And I assume by being with him, you just parrot his values. 795 00:28:07,174 --> 00:28:09,468 - ... between who she was with... -I don't appreciate you 796 00:28:09,509 --> 00:28:10,761 saying that, okay? 797 00:28:10,803 --> 00:28:12,596 I have my own values, Rebel, 798 00:28:12,638 --> 00:28:14,932 and believe it or not, they're closer to yours than you think. 799 00:28:14,974 --> 00:28:16,600 and who she wanted to be. 800 00:28:16,642 --> 00:28:18,978 'Cause I do appreciate you saying that. 801 00:28:19,019 --> 00:28:21,730 But what do I know? I'm just some shallow Hollywood... 802 00:28:21,772 --> 00:28:24,066 Oh, God, I've got to get this. 803 00:28:24,108 --> 00:28:26,317 It could be my agent. Hello? 804 00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:28,695 Now that is one redhead 805 00:28:28,737 --> 00:28:30,906 I do not want to have sexual relations with. 806 00:28:32,324 --> 00:28:35,119 - Well... - So... are we having dessert? 807 00:28:35,161 --> 00:28:36,912 - No. - No. Uh-uh. 808 00:28:36,954 --> 00:28:38,497 Well, I don't want to be the one to say it, 809 00:28:38,538 --> 00:28:40,373 but if we are not going to have dessert, 810 00:28:40,415 --> 00:28:43,376 - then I think I am going to leave. -Oh, no. 811 00:28:43,418 --> 00:28:46,005 But-but we're going to discuss those new positions tonight. 812 00:28:46,046 --> 00:28:48,090 Wasn't that the plan? 813 00:28:48,132 --> 00:28:50,259 I think the best position for me to be in tonight 814 00:28:50,301 --> 00:28:52,011 is with my wife, 815 00:28:52,052 --> 00:28:54,429 and tomorrow I'm taking my wife and children 816 00:28:54,471 --> 00:28:57,516 to see the beautiful American ocean. 817 00:29:03,730 --> 00:29:05,983 Lindsay started rethinking her new life and that's when 818 00:29:06,025 --> 00:29:08,110 she ran into the man from her old one. 819 00:29:08,152 --> 00:29:10,696 - Marky? - Lindsay? 820 00:29:10,737 --> 00:29:12,281 - Oh, Lindsay. - Marky. 821 00:29:12,323 --> 00:29:15,242 I did it. I beat the system. 822 00:29:15,284 --> 00:29:16,618 I got out my way. 823 00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:18,745 I thought my brother asked Warden Gentles 824 00:29:18,787 --> 00:29:20,998 - to get you out. - No, I mean from the Dumpster. 825 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,708 You wouldn't believe the scallops they're throwing 826 00:29:22,749 --> 00:29:25,169 away here, but I got out of that Dumpster my way. 827 00:29:25,211 --> 00:29:27,087 I've really missed you. 828 00:29:27,129 --> 00:29:29,798 Yeah, I missed you, too. 829 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,301 I feel like I really lost my way for a while. 830 00:29:32,343 --> 00:29:33,969 Me, too. It's almost like 831 00:29:34,011 --> 00:29:37,223 maybe we shouldn't skip town after this next one. 832 00:29:37,264 --> 00:29:39,641 Next one? Another paint bomb? 833 00:29:39,683 --> 00:29:41,352 No, a real one. 834 00:29:41,393 --> 00:29:44,313 On the Cinco de Cuatro, Love's boat is going to... 835 00:29:44,355 --> 00:29:47,024 - Sink-o. - ... go into the... Yes, sink-o. 836 00:29:47,066 --> 00:29:48,441 See, the coast guard is going to be busy that night, 837 00:29:48,483 --> 00:29:50,110 so after it's done, we slip away 838 00:29:50,152 --> 00:29:53,280 and make our way down to Mexico and reunite with Mom. 839 00:29:53,322 --> 00:29:54,907 I just have to find a boat that won't get chorizo 840 00:29:54,948 --> 00:29:57,368 - caught in the propeller. - Lindsay was torn. 841 00:29:57,409 --> 00:29:59,411 Her head was with Marky... 842 00:29:59,452 --> 00:30:02,164 but it was Love who was close to her heart. 843 00:30:02,206 --> 00:30:06,168 So the next night at Cinco, she felt she had no choice 844 00:30:06,210 --> 00:30:08,337 - but to betray one - Herbert. 845 00:30:08,379 --> 00:30:10,214 - to protect the other. - Hi. Um, listen. 846 00:30:10,256 --> 00:30:13,550 I'm here undercover because I have some inside information 847 00:30:13,592 --> 00:30:15,802 that you really need to know about. 848 00:30:15,844 --> 00:30:17,346 But as it turned out, Herbert had 849 00:30:17,388 --> 00:30:19,973 some undercover information for her, too. 850 00:30:20,015 --> 00:30:22,517 I cannot be under the covers with you anymore. 851 00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:24,270 It's over between us. 852 00:30:24,311 --> 00:30:27,480 My wife found out and I told her there was nothing emotional, 853 00:30:27,522 --> 00:30:28,732 that you were just a prostitute. 854 00:30:28,774 --> 00:30:31,526 - I'm not a prostitute. - Oh, I know, I know. 855 00:30:31,568 --> 00:30:33,112 The point is, we are through. 856 00:30:33,153 --> 00:30:34,363 Here's a little severance package 857 00:30:34,405 --> 00:30:36,073 for servicing my package. 858 00:30:36,115 --> 00:30:38,909 Lindsay tried to throw the money in his face, 859 00:30:38,951 --> 00:30:41,828 but she didn't have the muscle memory for it. 860 00:30:42,913 --> 00:30:44,581 - She's keeping it. - Oh, good. 861 00:30:44,623 --> 00:30:46,250 And don't forget to vote. 862 00:30:46,292 --> 00:30:47,751 This isn't over. 863 00:30:47,793 --> 00:30:50,087 I'm not some taco you can throw into the bay. 864 00:30:52,089 --> 00:30:54,925 - Lindsay wanted to get back - I can't do this. 865 00:30:54,967 --> 00:30:56,427 at Love... 866 00:30:56,468 --> 00:30:59,221 but not by blowing him up 867 00:30:59,263 --> 00:31:02,766 and heading to Mexico to be with Marky's awful mother. 868 00:31:02,808 --> 00:31:07,354 And that's when she ran into her own awful mother. 869 00:31:07,396 --> 00:31:09,689 Mom. What are you doing here? 870 00:31:09,731 --> 00:31:11,733 Lindsay. I thought you were a hooker. 871 00:31:11,775 --> 00:31:13,819 - Again. - It's a wig. 872 00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:15,362 No one recognizes me in it. 873 00:31:15,404 --> 00:31:16,947 Oh, I recognized you. 874 00:31:16,989 --> 00:31:18,657 Let me rephrase that more kindly. 875 00:31:18,698 --> 00:31:22,494 I hear you're hooking now with Herbert Love. 876 00:31:22,535 --> 00:31:24,163 - It's called hooking up. - Oh. 877 00:31:24,204 --> 00:31:26,290 And, yeah, I got a little sidetracked, 878 00:31:26,332 --> 00:31:28,834 but I know who I am now. 879 00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:30,669 I'm back to being severely liberal. 880 00:31:30,710 --> 00:31:32,212 Well, like I said, 881 00:31:32,254 --> 00:31:33,964 the one time you were nice enough to visit me, 882 00:31:34,006 --> 00:31:35,799 you are who you are... 883 00:31:35,841 --> 00:31:37,968 a blonde, waspy Orange County princess 884 00:31:38,010 --> 00:31:40,095 who doesn't care about anything but herself 885 00:31:40,137 --> 00:31:42,014 and that's okay. 886 00:31:42,055 --> 00:31:44,099 Ah, sarcasm. 887 00:31:44,141 --> 00:31:48,520 No, I'm a Bluth and so are you. 888 00:31:48,561 --> 00:31:51,273 You really know how to twist the knife. 889 00:31:51,315 --> 00:31:53,566 But you are right about one thing. 890 00:31:53,608 --> 00:31:55,194 Lindsay was done pretending to be red. 891 00:31:55,235 --> 00:31:57,863 I don't need this anymore. 892 00:31:57,904 --> 00:31:59,323 And she decided the best way to get back 893 00:31:59,365 --> 00:32:01,783 at her mother and Herbert Love 894 00:32:01,825 --> 00:32:04,577 was by working for their mutual rival. 895 00:32:04,619 --> 00:32:07,414 Lucille 2. I've got great news. 896 00:32:07,456 --> 00:32:10,709 I'm finally available to become your campaign manager. 897 00:32:10,750 --> 00:32:12,378 Oh, that's lovely, dear. 898 00:32:12,419 --> 00:32:15,755 But I found someone more qualified than you. 899 00:32:15,797 --> 00:32:17,257 Hello, Lindsay. 900 00:32:17,299 --> 00:32:19,634 Sally. 901 00:32:19,676 --> 00:32:21,053 It was Sally Sitwell, a woman 902 00:32:21,094 --> 00:32:22,304 who'd long been Lindsay's rival. 903 00:32:22,346 --> 00:32:24,639 - It's been a while. - Mm. 904 00:32:24,681 --> 00:32:26,933 How is she more qualified than me? 905 00:32:26,975 --> 00:32:28,477 She has integrity. 906 00:32:28,519 --> 00:32:29,686 And look at this hair. 907 00:32:29,728 --> 00:32:31,480 Look at this beautiful, long hair. 908 00:32:32,772 --> 00:32:34,900 I made you a banner. 909 00:32:34,941 --> 00:32:36,693 Look, I can really help this campaign. 910 00:32:36,735 --> 00:32:39,071 You already have, more than you know. 911 00:32:39,112 --> 00:32:42,741 - Now, give her a little show-and-tell. -Mm. 912 00:32:42,782 --> 00:32:43,992 Show-and-tell? 913 00:32:44,034 --> 00:32:46,119 Oh, she just means these photos 914 00:32:46,161 --> 00:32:49,164 of Herbert Love with a mystery redhead 915 00:32:49,206 --> 00:32:50,832 he's cheating on his wife with. 916 00:32:50,874 --> 00:32:52,418 Who took these? 917 00:32:52,459 --> 00:32:54,169 The first two were taken by the security camera 918 00:32:54,211 --> 00:32:56,338 in the Albertsons parking lot. 919 00:32:56,380 --> 00:32:59,425 And the third was left in the photo booth at the Ealing Club. 920 00:32:59,466 --> 00:33:02,302 - God, that was a photo booth? - Mm-hmm. 921 00:33:02,344 --> 00:33:04,679 No one can know about this. 922 00:33:04,721 --> 00:33:06,639 Oh, I'm afraid they're going to. 923 00:33:06,681 --> 00:33:10,018 Lucille has copies... she wants to go viral with this. 924 00:33:10,060 --> 00:33:11,437 Herbert Love with his hooker? 925 00:33:11,478 --> 00:33:13,439 She'll win for sure. 926 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,940 I can't let her do that. 927 00:33:14,981 --> 00:33:18,110 I don't think you can stop her. 928 00:33:18,151 --> 00:33:20,195 Anyway, it was so great running into you again. 929 00:33:20,237 --> 00:33:22,030 - Mwah! - Lindsay was horrified 930 00:33:22,072 --> 00:33:24,157 that the world would view her 931 00:33:24,199 --> 00:33:25,825 - as Love's prostitute. - Vote for Love. Vote for Love. 932 00:33:25,867 --> 00:33:27,660 And then Lindsay ran into someone else 933 00:33:27,702 --> 00:33:29,329 - who was looking for Love. - David. -Who are you? 934 00:33:29,371 --> 00:33:30,539 I'm Cindy Featherbottom. 935 00:33:30,581 --> 00:33:32,165 I've been looking for you. 936 00:33:32,207 --> 00:33:34,167 Love's gone missing and I've got to find someone 937 00:33:34,209 --> 00:33:36,836 to jump onto that stage and to show everyone here 938 00:33:36,878 --> 00:33:40,257 that we are the party that has complete con-con... 939 00:33:40,299 --> 00:33:42,092 Complete con-con-con... 940 00:33:42,134 --> 00:33:43,635 - con-con... Complete... - ... trol? 941 00:33:43,676 --> 00:33:45,220 Giant. ... trol. 942 00:33:45,262 --> 00:33:47,389 And that's when Lindsay found an opportunity... 943 00:33:47,431 --> 00:33:49,808 - I'll do it. - to put a spin on the looming 944 00:33:49,849 --> 00:33:51,477 - photos scandal.-Oh, my God, thank you, thank you. 945 00:33:51,518 --> 00:33:53,604 And I'm so sorry about that giant crack earlier. 946 00:33:53,645 --> 00:33:57,941 Okay, raise the mics, everybody! New speaker! 947 00:33:57,983 --> 00:33:59,443 So, like many before her, 948 00:33:59,485 --> 00:34:02,362 Lindsay would accuse Herbert Love... 949 00:34:02,404 --> 00:34:04,030 Can I have everyone's attention? 950 00:34:04,072 --> 00:34:06,658 of sexual harassment. 951 00:34:06,699 --> 00:34:09,453 I am Herbert Love's "key advisor." 952 00:34:11,580 --> 00:34:13,206 Uh, thank you, but... 953 00:34:13,248 --> 00:34:14,833 But first she had to turn his supporters against him. 954 00:34:14,874 --> 00:34:16,918 Listen, I have a few things I'd like to tell you 955 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,629 about Herbert Love. 956 00:34:18,670 --> 00:34:21,423 Love wants to put up a wall. 957 00:34:21,465 --> 00:34:23,091 No, no. 958 00:34:23,133 --> 00:34:25,594 I mean, not just any wall. 959 00:34:25,636 --> 00:34:29,139 A wall to keep out the Mexicans. 960 00:34:30,557 --> 00:34:33,519 Oh, wow, what a great crowd, uh... 961 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:34,769 And that's when the blowback began. 962 00:34:34,811 --> 00:34:37,356 Checkmate! 963 00:34:37,397 --> 00:34:39,608 But no, you don't understand. 964 00:34:39,650 --> 00:34:41,652 He wants to separate... 965 00:34:41,693 --> 00:34:43,403 Oh! 966 00:34:43,445 --> 00:34:45,989 - Viva Méjico. - That's my necklace. 967 00:34:50,285 --> 00:34:52,037 What-what's going on? 968 00:34:52,078 --> 00:34:54,373 The marauders, lady, a bunch of young Mexicans... 969 00:34:54,414 --> 00:34:55,582 they're taking over Cinco de Cuatro. 970 00:34:55,624 --> 00:34:57,376 They don't find it funny anymore. 971 00:34:57,417 --> 00:35:00,712 But that was my necklace. I mean... God. 972 00:35:00,753 --> 00:35:03,756 They don't belong here, we belong here. 973 00:35:07,052 --> 00:35:10,722 I mean, someone should put up a wall. 974 00:35:10,763 --> 00:35:12,349 But that's when Lindsay found herself 975 00:35:12,391 --> 00:35:13,892 - saying this... - Yeah. 976 00:35:13,933 --> 00:35:16,019 We should put up a wall. 977 00:35:16,061 --> 00:35:19,648 Put up this wall. 978 00:35:19,690 --> 00:35:22,942 Put... up... this wall. 979 00:35:22,984 --> 00:35:26,738 Put up this wall! 980 00:35:26,779 --> 00:35:28,948 which was originally her mother's idea. 981 00:35:28,990 --> 00:35:32,244 Although it was horrible news for her father. 982 00:35:32,285 --> 00:35:34,413 - Put up this wall! - And that's when Lindsay 983 00:35:34,454 --> 00:35:36,456 found out who she really was. 984 00:35:36,498 --> 00:35:41,587 My name is Lindsay Bluth, and this is who I am. 985 00:35:41,628 --> 00:35:44,005 A Bluth, just like her mother. 986 00:35:44,047 --> 00:35:46,758 She's a game changer. 987 00:35:51,763 --> 00:35:54,391 Herbert Love is discovered in a coma. 988 00:35:54,433 --> 00:35:56,351 They think it happened during the blowback. 989 00:35:56,393 --> 00:35:58,270 They found him behind the Kick a Goat. 990 00:35:58,311 --> 00:36:01,440 The doctors say he may come out of it in a week to ten years. 991 00:36:01,481 --> 00:36:03,024 So I have one question for you. 992 00:36:03,066 --> 00:36:04,817 - Would you consider... - Yes. 993 00:36:04,859 --> 00:36:06,861 - Would you consider... -Yes. 994 00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:08,655 - Would you consider... - Yes. 995 00:36:08,697 --> 00:36:10,782 Would you consider running in his place? 996 00:36:11,866 --> 00:36:13,660 - Yes. - Fantastic. 997 00:36:13,702 --> 00:36:15,454 Sweetheart, could you work his thumb? 998 00:36:15,495 --> 00:36:17,914 And she even gets Herbert's endorsement. 999 00:36:17,956 --> 00:36:19,583 And Annyong tries to stick 1000 00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:21,834 the Bluth family for a tomato juice 1001 00:36:21,876 --> 00:36:24,003 that costs him $700 1002 00:36:24,045 --> 00:36:26,590 and ultimately his freedom. 1003 00:36:26,632 --> 00:36:28,425 Good-bye, Annyong. 1004 00:36:31,715 --> 00:36:35,288 VeRdiKT