1 00:00:33,345 --> 00:00:42,449 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:44,007 --> 00:00:47,010 The Austerity Clinic was a well-known rehab facility 3 00:00:47,052 --> 00:00:48,970 that, on this particular day, 4 00:00:49,012 --> 00:00:51,014 was about to get a new therapist. 5 00:00:51,056 --> 00:00:55,393 Hello, everyone, I am Dr. Tobias Funke 6 00:00:55,435 --> 00:00:57,604 and I will be your therapist. 7 00:00:58,605 --> 00:01:00,065 Yes, I'm getting to that. 8 00:01:00,107 --> 00:01:03,068 And I am also a registered sex offender. 9 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:04,569 Now, let's have a wrap-about. 10 00:01:05,570 --> 00:01:07,614 I am here because... 11 00:01:07,656 --> 00:01:11,493 Lucille Austero has given me the opportunity 12 00:01:11,534 --> 00:01:13,287 to pay my debt to society. 13 00:01:13,329 --> 00:01:15,080 - I'm doing this pro bono... - Although technically 14 00:01:15,122 --> 00:01:17,958 it was society that owed him, as he was the victim 15 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,376 of a merry mix-up. 16 00:01:19,417 --> 00:01:21,878 Is there a little girl here all by herself? 17 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:23,421 Daddy needs to get his rocks... 18 00:01:23,463 --> 00:01:25,215 We don't have to hear this again, 19 00:01:25,257 --> 00:01:27,926 but he was arrested despite his innocence. 20 00:01:27,968 --> 00:01:29,719 Oh, hey, Officers, are you here for the raccoon? 21 00:01:29,761 --> 00:01:31,429 Oh, no, I'm not a raccoon, I'm... 22 00:01:31,471 --> 00:01:32,639 Because, instead 23 00:01:32,681 --> 00:01:34,350 of asking for a lawyer... 24 00:01:34,391 --> 00:01:36,185 this creep chose to ask 25 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:37,394 about a more pressing matter. 26 00:01:37,435 --> 00:01:38,854 Oh, is this going to be SAG or AFTRA? 27 00:01:38,895 --> 00:01:40,189 And for the first time, 28 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:41,606 Tobias started to get recognized 29 00:01:41,648 --> 00:01:44,651 for his television work. 30 00:01:44,693 --> 00:01:47,737 Oh, no, no, that's not representative of who I am. 31 00:01:47,779 --> 00:01:49,739 - Anus tart. - Yep, that's me. 32 00:01:49,781 --> 00:01:51,574 Fortunately Tobias, who had once 33 00:01:51,616 --> 00:01:54,411 turned down an offer from Lucille 2... 34 00:01:54,452 --> 00:01:58,081 - How would you like to come work for me at Austerity? - Hmm... no. 35 00:01:58,123 --> 00:02:00,500 - Hmm... - ... had, after a particularly vicious beating 36 00:02:00,542 --> 00:02:03,420 with a soup ladle, changed his tune... 37 00:02:03,461 --> 00:02:05,964 but didn't want to look too eager. 38 00:02:06,006 --> 00:02:07,383 Yes. 39 00:02:07,424 --> 00:02:11,178 I'm also an analyst and a therapist, 40 00:02:11,220 --> 00:02:12,804 which makes me... 41 00:02:12,846 --> 00:02:15,849 Prison had taught Tobias at least one thing... 42 00:02:15,891 --> 00:02:17,893 a theralyst. 43 00:02:17,934 --> 00:02:20,187 Now, let's have a wrap-about, 44 00:02:20,229 --> 00:02:22,647 and what we'll do is just take a comfy pose. 45 00:02:22,689 --> 00:02:25,567 I want everybody just to sit back and relax where they are 46 00:02:25,608 --> 00:02:27,652 and let's learn about each other 47 00:02:27,694 --> 00:02:30,530 and let's find out about each... 48 00:02:30,572 --> 00:02:32,199 Oh, my goodness. 49 00:02:32,241 --> 00:02:35,827 Wow, well, uh, it seems as if we are amongst royalty here. 50 00:02:36,912 --> 00:02:38,163 I-I'm sorry, how old are you? 51 00:02:38,205 --> 00:02:39,915 - 23. - Ah, well within my rights. 52 00:02:39,956 --> 00:02:43,168 Yes, why don't you, uh, take the comfortable chair? 53 00:02:43,210 --> 00:02:45,587 And, um, and we're going to start with you, 54 00:02:45,628 --> 00:02:48,173 and, please, first names only. 55 00:02:48,215 --> 00:02:50,300 Hi, I'm Mark. 56 00:02:50,342 --> 00:02:54,221 Mark Cherry... we all know that... but, please, first names only. 57 00:02:54,263 --> 00:02:56,806 Mark is my first name, Cherry is my last name. 58 00:02:56,848 --> 00:02:59,476 Oh, and Simon says you're out. 59 00:03:02,645 --> 00:03:05,065 No, no, Mark Cherry, I was, I was having fun. 60 00:03:05,107 --> 00:03:06,983 I, I have a bit of a wit. 61 00:03:07,025 --> 00:03:09,111 Sometimes I have to tell people 'cause they can't figure it out 62 00:03:09,152 --> 00:03:11,363 from when I say the things that I... 63 00:03:11,405 --> 00:03:14,324 But, please, Mr. Cherry, first names only. 64 00:03:14,366 --> 00:03:16,659 So I got involved with drugs, 65 00:03:16,701 --> 00:03:19,621 and there were bees and drinking and... 66 00:03:19,662 --> 00:03:22,165 I just decided it was time to get away. In fact... 67 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:27,170 All right, all right, all right. 68 00:03:27,212 --> 00:03:28,464 We're not doing a musical here. 69 00:03:28,505 --> 00:03:29,714 Thank you. 70 00:03:34,177 --> 00:03:38,098 And speaking of hopeless, I think we all recognize 71 00:03:38,140 --> 00:03:39,682 this gentleman. 72 00:03:42,144 --> 00:03:44,104 I'm not Andy (bleep) ing Richter. 73 00:03:44,146 --> 00:03:46,148 I'm Emmett. 74 00:03:46,189 --> 00:03:49,818 Although he was Andy's identical quintuplet brother. 75 00:03:49,859 --> 00:03:54,156 Unfortunately he wouldn't allow us to show his face. 76 00:03:54,197 --> 00:03:55,949 - Emmett who? - Richter. 77 00:03:55,991 --> 00:03:57,659 Simon says you're out. 78 00:03:57,700 --> 00:03:59,536 No, I was being witty. 79 00:03:59,577 --> 00:04:01,663 What-What's wrong with you? 80 00:04:01,704 --> 00:04:03,415 I hoard. 81 00:04:03,457 --> 00:04:04,874 Now, that's what we call a breakthrough. 82 00:04:04,916 --> 00:04:06,418 That wasn't a breakthrough. 83 00:04:06,460 --> 00:04:08,337 And that's when a patient entered who was also looking 84 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:10,297 - for a new start. - First sign of a breakthrough... 85 00:04:10,339 --> 00:04:11,840 Sorry I'm late, everybody. 86 00:04:11,881 --> 00:04:14,592 - DeBrie! - And found one. 87 00:04:14,634 --> 00:04:18,096 - Tobias. - I-I didn't know if I'd ever see you again. 88 00:04:18,138 --> 00:04:20,598 - Y-You look great, very, very healthy. - Yeah. 89 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,684 I haven't had anything for six weeks. 90 00:04:22,725 --> 00:04:23,810 Mark C., uh, checked me in. 91 00:04:23,852 --> 00:04:25,728 - It's Mark Cherry. - I know. 92 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:28,315 After a devastating night of hard partying in Malibu... 93 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:35,780 She reminds me of my grandma, 94 00:04:35,822 --> 00:04:37,657 like a, a real sick version. 95 00:04:37,699 --> 00:04:39,368 So sweet. 96 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:40,494 So how are you? 97 00:04:40,536 --> 00:04:41,828 Good, gosh, great, yes. 98 00:04:41,870 --> 00:04:44,706 Uh, after you left, I, I booked a guesty 99 00:04:44,747 --> 00:04:46,624 on a hidden camera show. 100 00:04:46,666 --> 00:04:48,460 Could you give me one second 101 00:04:48,502 --> 00:04:51,463 to organically get...? 102 00:04:51,505 --> 00:04:53,923 And I'm also a registered sex offender. 103 00:04:53,965 --> 00:04:55,675 - How are you? - Aw... oh. 104 00:04:55,717 --> 00:04:58,261 So you two know each other? 105 00:04:58,303 --> 00:04:59,471 Yes, we do. 106 00:04:59,513 --> 00:05:03,683 We, we were a couple of sorts, uh... 107 00:05:03,725 --> 00:05:05,394 Or are, are a couple? 108 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:06,395 Or... I... 109 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:08,063 Do you have time for a chat? 110 00:05:08,104 --> 00:05:10,440 - Uh, yes. - And that's when Argyle Austero, 111 00:05:10,482 --> 00:05:11,816 the director of the clinic, 112 00:05:11,858 --> 00:05:13,569 could no longer hold his tongue. 113 00:05:13,610 --> 00:05:15,445 If you and DeBrie had a previous relationship, 114 00:05:15,487 --> 00:05:18,574 there is no way you can be her therapist. 115 00:05:18,615 --> 00:05:20,075 But I love her. 116 00:05:20,116 --> 00:05:22,244 Surely there must be some way we can be together. 117 00:05:22,285 --> 00:05:23,995 I'm sorry, I can't allow it. 118 00:05:24,037 --> 00:05:25,581 Sobriety is too important. 119 00:05:25,622 --> 00:05:30,419 I am only sober because musical theater saved my life. 120 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:31,961 - Is that right? - Mm-hmm. 121 00:05:32,003 --> 00:05:34,923 I-I'm somewhat of an actor myself. 122 00:05:34,964 --> 00:05:37,467 I just had something on the air three weeks ago. 123 00:05:37,509 --> 00:05:38,718 It was an "as myself," 124 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,929 but whatever fills out the reel, yes? 125 00:05:43,557 --> 00:05:46,184 I ain't no squealer. 126 00:05:46,226 --> 00:05:48,228 He escaped to the country. 127 00:05:48,270 --> 00:05:49,938 - Carl Weathers. - Mr. Weathers... Carl Weathers. 128 00:05:53,650 --> 00:05:54,984 I got here soon as I could. 129 00:05:55,026 --> 00:05:59,281 I'm Dr. House, and it's called GVH. 130 00:05:59,322 --> 00:06:01,908 The graft is rejecting 131 00:06:01,950 --> 00:06:04,536 the host. 132 00:06:09,374 --> 00:06:11,960 You know, we could put on a musical. 133 00:06:12,001 --> 00:06:13,711 This place is littered with talent. 134 00:06:13,753 --> 00:06:15,880 I could direct, we could get Mark Cherry to do the music, 135 00:06:15,922 --> 00:06:17,507 and we can cast it with patients. 136 00:06:17,549 --> 00:06:19,050 It was a desperate attempt 137 00:06:19,092 --> 00:06:21,261 to get to be with the woman he loved, 138 00:06:21,303 --> 00:06:22,929 but Argyle had a professional responsibility. 139 00:06:22,971 --> 00:06:26,558 I don't know if I'd want to risk a patient's sobriety 140 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,227 with that kind of pressure. 141 00:06:29,269 --> 00:06:31,313 But like a dog's wagging tail, 142 00:06:31,354 --> 00:06:34,441 Argyle's tapping feet betrayed his true feelings. 143 00:06:34,483 --> 00:06:36,151 Well, when it comes to DeBrie, 144 00:06:36,192 --> 00:06:38,320 you don't have to worry about her being under pressure 145 00:06:38,361 --> 00:06:40,614 because she's a professional actress. 146 00:06:40,656 --> 00:06:43,366 Which also made its way onto Tobias' reel 147 00:06:43,408 --> 00:06:45,410 for some reason. 148 00:06:48,163 --> 00:06:50,832 She was in the movie The Fantastic Four. 149 00:06:50,873 --> 00:06:52,000 Oh, my God. 150 00:06:52,041 --> 00:06:54,043 I was in The Fantasticks. 151 00:06:54,085 --> 00:06:55,253 Well... 152 00:06:55,295 --> 00:06:56,921 Look at that. 153 00:06:56,963 --> 00:06:59,341 My sister and I played the young lovers. 154 00:07:08,391 --> 00:07:11,436 It was uncanny how much the two men had in common. 155 00:07:11,478 --> 00:07:14,481 They used to call me Mr. Fantastic. 156 00:07:15,524 --> 00:07:16,983 Wait a minute, 157 00:07:17,025 --> 00:07:20,612 DeBrie played Sue Storm, you played Mr. Fantastic. 158 00:07:20,654 --> 00:07:22,280 I have a suit made of rocks 159 00:07:22,322 --> 00:07:25,283 if I can get it back from the State of California. 160 00:07:25,325 --> 00:07:28,953 We shall mount a musical of The Fantastic Four. 161 00:07:28,995 --> 00:07:32,499 I don't like it... I love it. 162 00:07:38,171 --> 00:07:40,089 Now the story of a family 163 00:07:40,131 --> 00:07:43,176 whose future was abruptly canceled 164 00:07:43,218 --> 00:07:45,679 and the one son-in-law who had no choice 165 00:07:45,721 --> 00:07:48,056 but to keep himself together. 166 00:07:51,267 --> 00:07:53,102 It's Tobias' Arrested Development. 167 00:07:56,231 --> 00:08:00,193 Tobias had found a way to spend time with the woman he loved. 168 00:08:00,235 --> 00:08:03,613 Please, DeBrie, you've got to do this. 169 00:08:03,655 --> 00:08:05,532 Now he just had to talk her into it. 170 00:08:05,574 --> 00:08:08,951 I mean, this could be good for you and it could be a huge hit 171 00:08:08,993 --> 00:08:12,038 and it's really the only way they're gonna keep us together. 172 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:13,415 They won't let me be your therapist, 173 00:08:13,456 --> 00:08:15,166 but they'll let me be your director. 174 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:18,878 I want the world to be able to see this angel face. 175 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,838 - Oh. - Oh, oh, dear. 176 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,216 Well, that's a good luck sign on Broadway. 177 00:08:23,258 --> 00:08:25,134 On the East Coast it's "break a leg," on the West Coast it's 178 00:08:25,176 --> 00:08:26,762 - "lose a tooth." - And so, excited that he'd found a way 179 00:08:26,803 --> 00:08:28,513 - to both be with DeBrie... - Let's get you some epoxy. 180 00:08:28,555 --> 00:08:30,724 - ... and help her recovery, Tobias went... - Beard! 181 00:08:30,766 --> 00:08:32,225 to Sudden Valley. 182 00:08:32,267 --> 00:08:35,144 Beard, I'm only here to pick up my car keys. 183 00:08:35,186 --> 00:08:36,813 Tobias? 184 00:08:36,854 --> 00:08:37,814 Gob? 185 00:08:40,817 --> 00:08:42,068 Good to see you, old friend. 186 00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:43,361 What have you been up to? 187 00:08:43,403 --> 00:08:45,739 Oh, uh, things are good, nothing much. 188 00:08:45,781 --> 00:08:46,989 I'm a registered sex offender, 189 00:08:47,031 --> 00:08:48,575 - but things are good. - Yes, yes. 190 00:08:48,617 --> 00:08:50,619 And I'm working at Lucille 2's rehab center... 191 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:54,247 the one she owns, not the one she famously went to 12 times. 192 00:08:54,289 --> 00:08:56,040 Can we finish this up over breakfast? I'm starving. 193 00:08:56,082 --> 00:08:58,126 Oh, is it finishing? Okay. 194 00:08:58,167 --> 00:08:59,836 And the two friends caught up. 195 00:08:59,877 --> 00:09:01,713 But if I wouldn't have gotten arrested, I wouldn't have 196 00:09:01,755 --> 00:09:03,172 ended up working at the rehab 197 00:09:03,214 --> 00:09:05,049 and I wouldn't have reconnected with my love. 198 00:09:05,091 --> 00:09:07,093 True, I can't ethically ravage her body. 199 00:09:07,135 --> 00:09:09,137 I have to leave that to time, but 200 00:09:09,178 --> 00:09:11,264 she's just so much fun to be with. 201 00:09:11,306 --> 00:09:12,766 I too am in a relationship, 202 00:09:12,808 --> 00:09:14,601 but this person is sort of a celebrity. 203 00:09:14,643 --> 00:09:18,396 Well, turns out my femme fatale is a bit of a celebrity herself. 204 00:09:18,438 --> 00:09:21,691 Well, looks like life is going pretty well for both of us, 205 00:09:21,733 --> 00:09:23,025 except that I'm broke. 206 00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:24,569 And I'm a sex offender. 207 00:09:24,611 --> 00:09:25,945 Michael expects me to sell 208 00:09:25,987 --> 00:09:27,322 these split-level death traps. 209 00:09:27,363 --> 00:09:29,365 And how am I supposed to do that? 210 00:09:29,407 --> 00:09:31,743 I mean, there are no schools or libraries or Internet 211 00:09:31,785 --> 00:09:33,662 or playgrounds within 20 miles of here. 212 00:09:35,497 --> 00:09:38,625 You know, it's funny, I've been looking for a place to live, 213 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:41,127 and that fills virtually every parole requirement I have. 214 00:09:41,169 --> 00:09:42,170 That's great. 215 00:09:42,211 --> 00:09:43,421 When can you move in? 216 00:09:43,463 --> 00:09:46,007 Uh, duh. Now. 217 00:09:46,048 --> 00:09:47,889 And with his living arrangements taken care of, 218 00:09:47,925 --> 00:09:50,136 Tobias returned to his court-appointed work-release. 219 00:09:50,178 --> 00:09:51,680 One, two, three, four, five... 220 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:54,474 And so began an intense workshop to create 221 00:09:54,516 --> 00:09:58,269 the Fantastic Four musical, written and directed by Tobias. 222 00:09:58,311 --> 00:10:00,563 Now, the script is in process, but the goal is 223 00:10:00,605 --> 00:10:03,274 that we all get a little outing on the Cinco de Cuatro, 224 00:10:03,316 --> 00:10:05,610 where we'll be performing it on a boat. 225 00:10:05,652 --> 00:10:07,362 I hope no one gets seasick. 226 00:10:07,403 --> 00:10:11,240 Okay. And Mark Cherry is going to be doing the music for us. 227 00:10:11,282 --> 00:10:12,868 And this will make my stay shorter, right? 228 00:10:12,909 --> 00:10:14,452 I'll get out of here a week sooner? 229 00:10:14,494 --> 00:10:16,621 Well, sobriety is the most important thing, 230 00:10:16,663 --> 00:10:18,998 but we'll see how good the music is. 231 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,291 Tobias inspired the troops. 232 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:21,626 All right, let's get up! 233 00:10:21,668 --> 00:10:23,712 And after some initial trepidation, 234 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:26,088 Argyle set to work with the choreography. 235 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,163 Okay... oh, I like this, too. 236 00:10:28,204 --> 00:10:30,880 I... oh, where's Argyle? She's choreographing. 237 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,250 Let's all do it, too. 238 00:10:32,292 --> 00:10:33,836 And we'll just follow her lead. 239 00:10:33,877 --> 00:10:36,338 When she comes up, we come up as a group. 240 00:10:37,297 --> 00:10:39,174 So, DeBrie, when you come up, 241 00:10:39,215 --> 00:10:41,635 we shall rise with you. 242 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:45,555 Go with her! Go! 243 00:10:45,597 --> 00:10:46,723 Follow her! Follow her! 244 00:10:46,765 --> 00:10:47,933 Go! 245 00:10:47,975 --> 00:10:51,854 Am I crazy, or is this really good? 246 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,040 I can't do it. 247 00:11:11,081 --> 00:11:13,291 It's good, it's great. No, you're great. 248 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,085 The problem is with you. 249 00:11:15,126 --> 00:11:19,255 See, you keep writing this infantile, ridiculous melody 250 00:11:19,297 --> 00:11:21,550 over and over and over again. 251 00:11:21,591 --> 00:11:23,760 And I... I say that as your director. 252 00:11:23,802 --> 00:11:28,139 As your therapist, I'm-I'm happy that you're expressing yourself. 253 00:11:28,181 --> 00:11:30,308 But as a director, I don't have to like it. 254 00:11:30,350 --> 00:11:31,393 And I don't. 255 00:11:31,434 --> 00:11:32,477 But, also, good for you. 256 00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:33,770 Therapist now speaking. 257 00:11:33,812 --> 00:11:34,897 But, also, no. 258 00:11:34,938 --> 00:11:36,732 And as the music evolved, 259 00:11:36,773 --> 00:11:38,233 - so did DeBrie's confidence. 260 00:11:38,274 --> 00:11:39,985 Tobias, I just do this now. 261 00:11:42,071 --> 00:11:43,780 One, one move. 262 00:11:43,822 --> 00:11:45,262 Let's work with that. Let's use that. 263 00:11:45,281 --> 00:11:47,158 - Or no move. - Good. The-the power. 264 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,411 And she's disappearing as we dance. 265 00:11:51,038 --> 00:11:52,789 And a big finish right to her! 266 00:11:54,332 --> 00:11:58,003 Tobias, it's bleeding again. 267 00:11:59,922 --> 00:12:01,882 And with the evidence tag 268 00:12:01,924 --> 00:12:03,466 off the rock monster suit, 269 00:12:03,508 --> 00:12:05,594 the project was coming halfway to life. 270 00:12:11,474 --> 00:12:14,770 Am I crazy, or is this good? 271 00:12:14,811 --> 00:12:16,521 It's really good. 272 00:12:16,563 --> 00:12:18,732 And then Tobias asked the question 273 00:12:18,774 --> 00:12:20,400 that nobody was thinking. 274 00:12:20,442 --> 00:12:22,945 How much would it cost to do this right? 275 00:12:22,986 --> 00:12:25,280 I mean, really right. 276 00:12:25,321 --> 00:12:26,656 To do a Broadway-level production 277 00:12:26,698 --> 00:12:28,324 of the eight minutes we have right now? 278 00:12:28,366 --> 00:12:29,325 Ballpark. 279 00:12:29,367 --> 00:12:30,994 $700,000. 280 00:12:32,037 --> 00:12:33,538 Hey! I can whistle. 281 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,832 Ooh, we have to use that in the show. 282 00:12:35,874 --> 00:12:38,835 Now what if, say, I could raise between $50 and $100? 283 00:12:38,877 --> 00:12:40,963 How much of the remainder could you generate? 284 00:12:41,004 --> 00:12:44,591 Well, if my sister could call in some debts, probably all of it. 285 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,135 - Oh. - But that means 286 00:12:46,176 --> 00:12:48,971 we'd have to use the Cinco show as a preview, 287 00:12:49,012 --> 00:12:51,264 and she would want to know that we have the rights. 288 00:12:51,306 --> 00:12:52,641 Of course, of course. 289 00:12:52,682 --> 00:12:54,684 Wait a minute. We don't have the rights? 290 00:12:54,726 --> 00:12:56,311 Well, not yet. 291 00:12:56,352 --> 00:12:58,105 Not yet, but I was going to ask you about that. 292 00:12:58,147 --> 00:12:59,522 Who produced the one you were in? 293 00:12:59,564 --> 00:13:02,151 Uh, I think it's Imagine Generic. 294 00:13:02,192 --> 00:13:03,693 Ron Howard's company. 295 00:13:03,735 --> 00:13:06,362 Imagine Generic was a division set up 296 00:13:06,404 --> 00:13:08,991 to extend the rights to films that studios weren't 297 00:13:09,032 --> 00:13:10,575 prepared to make yet. 298 00:13:10,617 --> 00:13:13,120 I just hope the three of us make it back. 299 00:13:13,162 --> 00:13:14,830 Three of us? 300 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:19,751 Houston, we're having a baby. 301 00:13:21,628 --> 00:13:23,588 I don't want to get arrested again 302 00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:25,007 because we don't have the rights. 303 00:13:25,048 --> 00:13:26,049 Okay, no, all right. 304 00:13:26,091 --> 00:13:27,676 No, no! All right. Settle down. 305 00:13:27,717 --> 00:13:29,302 Settle down. This has happened to 306 00:13:29,344 --> 00:13:32,014 every Broadway show in the history of Broadway shows. 307 00:13:32,055 --> 00:13:36,810 And I swear I shall acquire the rights. 308 00:13:36,852 --> 00:13:38,854 So Tobias went to do so, 309 00:13:38,895 --> 00:13:40,981 as Argyle set a dinner date with his sister 310 00:13:41,023 --> 00:13:43,066 at the Balboa Club... 311 00:13:43,108 --> 00:13:45,110 - Imagine Entertainment. - Oh! 312 00:13:45,152 --> 00:13:47,112 on the same night that Michael's date, Rebel, 313 00:13:47,154 --> 00:13:49,072 was finding her father's character under attack. 314 00:13:49,114 --> 00:13:51,158 uh, Ron is not like that at all. 315 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,409 Of course, Michael thought Ron was Rebel's boyfriend. 316 00:13:53,451 --> 00:13:55,120 In fact, he's almost too generous. 317 00:13:55,162 --> 00:13:56,496 Sounds like the Ron Howard 318 00:13:56,538 --> 00:13:57,831 Man of the Year Awards, though, you know? 319 00:13:57,873 --> 00:13:58,833 And the evening broke up 320 00:13:58,874 --> 00:14:00,291 of its own accord. 321 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,169 - My son is sick, so... - Oh, no. 322 00:14:02,211 --> 00:14:03,503 I have to go. 323 00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:04,880 Rebel. 324 00:14:04,921 --> 00:14:06,882 Rebel, let me come. I'm great with kids. 325 00:14:06,923 --> 00:14:08,383 It's not about the kid. 326 00:14:08,424 --> 00:14:09,926 I'm not comfortable here. 327 00:14:09,968 --> 00:14:11,845 Okay. Are you off to see him? 328 00:14:11,887 --> 00:14:13,304 Listen, if you've got a problem with me seeing other people, 329 00:14:13,346 --> 00:14:14,723 why don't you just come out and say it? 330 00:14:14,764 --> 00:14:15,974 No, no, no, I can. 331 00:14:16,016 --> 00:14:17,475 What do you mean? I can handle that. 332 00:14:17,517 --> 00:14:18,977 We'll see each other a la carte, you know? 333 00:14:19,019 --> 00:14:20,229 Like the $18 baked potato 334 00:14:20,270 --> 00:14:22,105 you ordered that you didn't touch. 335 00:14:22,147 --> 00:14:24,107 Yeah, you're not comfortable. 336 00:14:24,149 --> 00:14:25,400 Yeah, no, well, listen. 337 00:14:25,441 --> 00:14:26,401 Rebel, Rebel. 338 00:14:26,442 --> 00:14:27,443 Fine. See you later. 339 00:14:27,485 --> 00:14:29,279 Say hi to Ron Howard for me. 340 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,161 And perhaps because neither Michael nor Lindsay 341 00:14:31,198 --> 00:14:33,992 could handle rejection, they blamed each other. 342 00:14:34,034 --> 00:14:35,451 Well, hope you're happy. My girlfriend left, 343 00:14:35,493 --> 00:14:36,828 'cause she can't stand your right-wing 344 00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:38,371 American scallop-eating boyfriend. 345 00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:41,250 Well, he left because your chirpy little actress 346 00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,085 - couldn't keep her mouth shut. - That's it. 347 00:14:43,126 --> 00:14:44,669 Know what? You're out of the movie. 348 00:14:44,711 --> 00:14:46,213 Fine. 349 00:14:46,255 --> 00:14:48,798 - Good night. - Good night. 350 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:51,760 And with his evening freed up, Michael reached out to a son 351 00:14:51,801 --> 00:14:53,428 - he'd earlier blown off. - Good night. 352 00:14:53,469 --> 00:14:54,470 George Michael, hey. 353 00:14:54,512 --> 00:14:55,764 Got out of it. 354 00:14:55,805 --> 00:14:58,058 I just... I made a ton of people angry, 355 00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,060 but you know what I always say: family... 356 00:15:00,102 --> 00:15:02,271 Well, ah, gosh, you know, I really wanted to, 357 00:15:02,312 --> 00:15:05,523 uh, do that, but I just had this work thing come up. 358 00:15:05,565 --> 00:15:07,317 And, uh, it's like you always say: 359 00:15:07,358 --> 00:15:09,945 family first, unless there's a work thing, 360 00:15:09,986 --> 00:15:11,404 and then work first. 361 00:15:11,446 --> 00:15:12,989 I have said that, too. 362 00:15:13,031 --> 00:15:16,367 Well, I've got politics and producing stuff I can... 363 00:15:16,409 --> 00:15:18,703 After being kicked out of his son's dorm 364 00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:20,496 and stood up at the Ealing Club, 365 00:15:20,538 --> 00:15:22,749 this particular rejection really hurt. 366 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,126 Another time. 367 00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,961 But he tried to put on a brave face 368 00:15:26,002 --> 00:15:28,171 when he ran into a woman he was in debt to. 369 00:15:28,213 --> 00:15:30,257 - Who is this? - Oh, this is 370 00:15:30,299 --> 00:15:31,424 my baby brother, Argyle. 371 00:15:31,466 --> 00:15:33,093 And here's the family joke: 372 00:15:33,135 --> 00:15:35,929 I'm a tall drink of water, and he's the chaser. 373 00:15:36,972 --> 00:15:39,266 Should be flipped, right? 374 00:15:39,308 --> 00:15:42,144 No, because here's another joke: you owe my sister 375 00:15:42,185 --> 00:15:46,148 $700,000, and I'm going to chase you down until you pay up. 376 00:15:46,189 --> 00:15:48,191 And if you don't pay up by the fourth, 377 00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:49,651 you're gonna be washing up 378 00:15:49,692 --> 00:15:52,154 with the rest of the broken piñatas on the fifth. 379 00:15:52,195 --> 00:15:53,571 Lucille! 380 00:15:53,613 --> 00:15:54,572 Oh, hello. 381 00:15:54,614 --> 00:15:55,907 Who's... ow, ow! 382 00:15:55,949 --> 00:15:57,408 God, what is on the bottom of those shoes? 383 00:15:57,450 --> 00:15:58,785 Taps. 384 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,454 And I can tap dance all over your face, 385 00:16:01,496 --> 00:16:02,872 if you know what I mean. 386 00:16:02,914 --> 00:16:04,166 Even if my heart won't 387 00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:05,875 snap back into place. 388 00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:07,794 I don't know what you meant with the last part there. 389 00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:10,297 I'll chase you down and find you, Michael. 390 00:16:10,339 --> 00:16:12,423 You can't hide in a gorilla suit from me. 391 00:16:17,262 --> 00:16:18,721 Argyle was wrong on that count. 392 00:16:18,763 --> 00:16:22,142 It was Buster who wore the gorilla suit. 393 00:16:22,184 --> 00:16:24,477 He's a producer, and he says he'll pay up. 394 00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:26,104 Any progress on the rights? 395 00:16:26,146 --> 00:16:27,897 I'm in talks with Imagine. 396 00:16:27,939 --> 00:16:29,024 Well, kinda. 397 00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:31,442 Ron Howard's office. 398 00:16:31,484 --> 00:16:33,236 Yes, this is Tobias Funke. 399 00:16:33,278 --> 00:16:34,821 I'm a registered sex offender, 400 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,698 and I'd like to talk to Ron... 401 00:16:36,739 --> 00:16:39,368 Well, then you're gonna have to work with our new patient, 402 00:16:39,409 --> 00:16:40,660 and good luck with her. 403 00:16:40,702 --> 00:16:42,871 We call her the "B" word from the "C" ward. 404 00:16:42,912 --> 00:16:45,207 Or is it the "C" word from the "B" ward? 405 00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:50,712 And that's when Tobias got some more bad news. 406 00:16:50,753 --> 00:16:52,547 Hello, anus tart. 407 00:16:52,588 --> 00:16:55,508 And she never even saw the license plate. 408 00:16:57,927 --> 00:17:00,430 Tobias had no way of being around DeBrie 409 00:17:00,471 --> 00:17:03,474 without the rights to Fantastic Four. 410 00:17:03,516 --> 00:17:07,187 And that's when he ran into an equally worried Michael. 411 00:17:07,229 --> 00:17:08,146 You okay? 412 00:17:08,188 --> 00:17:09,939 Michael. 413 00:17:09,981 --> 00:17:12,067 What a pleasant surprise. 414 00:17:12,108 --> 00:17:14,319 Please, make yourself at home. 415 00:17:14,361 --> 00:17:15,820 I am. I'm home. 416 00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:18,698 This is my... I own all the homes here, actually. 417 00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:20,950 And Gob's supposed to be selling these, so... 418 00:17:20,992 --> 00:17:22,202 Where is he? Do you know? 419 00:17:22,244 --> 00:17:23,286 Oh, out and about. 420 00:17:23,328 --> 00:17:25,788 Me doth think he hath a lady. 421 00:17:25,830 --> 00:17:27,832 - As doth I dooth. - Oh. 422 00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:30,210 And they're both bit of, uh, celebrities. 423 00:17:30,252 --> 00:17:33,171 Well, that is odd, because I-I'm also dating a celebrity. 424 00:17:33,213 --> 00:17:35,131 Oh, perchance a double date is in our future, 425 00:17:35,173 --> 00:17:37,092 - eh, brother-in-law? - I don't... 426 00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:38,176 Tell me about her. 427 00:17:39,302 --> 00:17:40,678 I... you know, I-I don't think 428 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,281 that-that you're the best one to talk to 429 00:17:42,305 --> 00:17:44,557 about my relationship difficulties. 430 00:17:44,599 --> 00:17:46,184 Fair enough. 431 00:17:46,226 --> 00:17:49,604 It's only what I do for a living, Michael. 432 00:17:51,189 --> 00:17:54,067 What I'm trained to do. 433 00:17:54,109 --> 00:17:56,945 - Well, let-let me tell you a little bit about her. - Okay. 434 00:17:56,986 --> 00:17:58,447 So it's a simple choice, really. 435 00:17:58,488 --> 00:17:59,739 If I keep seeing her, 436 00:17:59,781 --> 00:18:01,324 he'll find out and kill the movie. 437 00:18:01,366 --> 00:18:03,659 So I either keep the girl and lose the movie, 438 00:18:03,701 --> 00:18:05,912 or I keep the movie, lose the girl. 439 00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:08,957 But the whole reason that I did the movie was to get the girl. 440 00:18:08,998 --> 00:18:09,999 It's... 441 00:18:11,251 --> 00:18:14,170 Michael, I appreciate your bravery. 442 00:18:14,212 --> 00:18:16,047 And I know everything seems doomed now... 443 00:18:16,089 --> 00:18:18,341 and believe me, I'm in a similar situation myself... 444 00:18:18,383 --> 00:18:21,511 but trust me... 445 00:18:22,512 --> 00:18:23,679 we are (bleep). 446 00:18:23,721 --> 00:18:24,847 You're (bleep). 447 00:18:24,889 --> 00:18:26,475 (bleep). 448 00:18:26,516 --> 00:18:28,643 I mean, unless some sort of miracle coincidence happens. 449 00:18:28,684 --> 00:18:32,939 But, no, the best thing to do is just walk away, 450 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:36,109 and we'll lick each other's wounds. 451 00:18:36,151 --> 00:18:38,361 I guess I'm just going to have to give up my dream 452 00:18:38,403 --> 00:18:40,696 and my love forever. 453 00:18:40,738 --> 00:18:43,533 I think I should just go tell Ron Howard that it is over. 454 00:18:43,574 --> 00:18:45,327 Yes. R-Ron Howard? 455 00:18:45,368 --> 00:18:46,828 - Ron Howard's making this movie? - Yeah. 456 00:18:46,869 --> 00:18:48,746 Michael, you can't just walk away from this. 457 00:18:48,788 --> 00:18:50,206 You have to go talk to him. 458 00:18:50,248 --> 00:18:51,648 You just told me the exact opposite. 459 00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:53,168 Reverse psychology. It didn't work. 460 00:18:53,209 --> 00:18:54,503 How's this? 461 00:18:54,544 --> 00:18:56,212 What I'm going to do for you, Michael, 462 00:18:56,254 --> 00:19:00,967 is, I am going to go there with you for moral support 463 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,718 and I will act as your assistant 464 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,763 and maybe I'll do my famous gay character. 465 00:19:05,805 --> 00:19:07,640 I don't think you've seen that character. 466 00:19:07,682 --> 00:19:09,434 I think I have. 467 00:19:09,476 --> 00:19:13,146 Mm... I don't think so. 468 00:19:14,772 --> 00:19:16,107 The next day Michael sat down 469 00:19:16,149 --> 00:19:19,819 for a one-on-one meeting with Ron Howard 470 00:19:19,861 --> 00:19:21,279 - at Imagine. - Hi, thank you for seeing me. 471 00:19:21,321 --> 00:19:23,031 Oh, well, that's fine, but 472 00:19:23,072 --> 00:19:26,326 I should warn you, this is what I call a haircut meeting, so 473 00:19:26,368 --> 00:19:28,411 - we probably don't have much time. - Okay. 474 00:19:28,453 --> 00:19:30,121 It would be so much better if we could just lose 475 00:19:30,163 --> 00:19:31,789 - the baseball cap. - We go through this every time. 476 00:19:31,831 --> 00:19:33,500 This is a hat-on haircut, 477 00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:35,377 so you just cut what they can see. 478 00:19:35,418 --> 00:19:36,545 You got it, Floyd? 479 00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:37,546 I call all my barbers Floyd. 480 00:19:37,587 --> 00:19:38,838 I'm gonna make this quick. 481 00:19:42,133 --> 00:19:44,302 Are you not going to introduce me? 482 00:19:44,344 --> 00:19:46,304 Thought you were going to wait in the lobby. 483 00:19:46,346 --> 00:19:47,556 Tobias Funke. 484 00:19:47,597 --> 00:19:48,681 I am a producer as well. 485 00:19:48,723 --> 00:19:51,184 - Hey. - But I'm also an actor. 486 00:19:51,226 --> 00:19:52,547 That's probably what confused you. 487 00:19:52,561 --> 00:19:54,521 Um, I've done several inmate roles 488 00:19:54,563 --> 00:19:56,814 as well as a couple of "And as it is such, 489 00:19:56,856 --> 00:19:59,067 so also as such is it unto you's, 490 00:19:59,108 --> 00:20:01,361 but I'll get to you after. 491 00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:03,071 Well, that's terrific. 492 00:20:03,112 --> 00:20:05,114 - Do you notice that he's already on my neck hair? - Yes. 493 00:20:05,156 --> 00:20:06,908 Last time I was in here, we talked about, 494 00:20:06,949 --> 00:20:08,826 I wouldn't come back until I had all the release signatures. 495 00:20:08,868 --> 00:20:10,661 - I wanted to give you an update on that. - Terrific. 496 00:20:10,703 --> 00:20:12,705 You can just leave 'em on Louisa's desk. 497 00:20:12,747 --> 00:20:14,749 What... but that, uh, that's the update. 498 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:16,709 I don't have them. 499 00:20:16,751 --> 00:20:18,503 Done. 500 00:20:18,545 --> 00:20:20,004 Okay, well, thanks for coming. 501 00:20:20,046 --> 00:20:21,756 Well, um... 502 00:20:21,797 --> 00:20:23,674 - Don't you have something else you wanted to say? - Yeah. 503 00:20:23,716 --> 00:20:25,510 If not, I'll do mine. 504 00:20:25,552 --> 00:20:27,720 No, no, no. What? I don't... 505 00:20:27,762 --> 00:20:29,431 Ron, 506 00:20:29,472 --> 00:20:32,100 I care about someone deeply and I think 507 00:20:32,141 --> 00:20:34,310 that you may also care about this person. 508 00:20:34,352 --> 00:20:36,145 Hey, that's terrific. 509 00:20:36,187 --> 00:20:38,565 It's Rebel... Rebel Alley, 510 00:20:38,607 --> 00:20:42,318 and she thinks that you're going to always be in her life. 511 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,529 I'm glad to know she thinks that. 512 00:20:44,571 --> 00:20:46,656 - Yeah. - Tell him how you feel about her. 513 00:20:46,697 --> 00:20:48,491 Yeah, I... you know, I'm crazy about her, 514 00:20:48,533 --> 00:20:50,993 and, and I just... I'm not going to be able to do anything 515 00:20:51,035 --> 00:20:54,623 about that until you let her go. 516 00:20:54,664 --> 00:20:56,207 - She's my little num-num. - Sure. 517 00:20:56,249 --> 00:20:57,584 - You understand what I'm saying? - Of course. 518 00:20:57,626 --> 00:20:59,502 I-I've changed her, I've bathed her. 519 00:20:59,544 --> 00:21:01,754 Well, now you want to bathe her. 520 00:21:01,796 --> 00:21:04,048 Yeah, it's, it's my time to bathe her. 521 00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:05,425 She should be your num-num. 522 00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:08,219 She should be my num-num, and you've got 523 00:21:08,261 --> 00:21:11,389 to just let her go, I think, once and for all. 524 00:21:11,431 --> 00:21:13,266 You know, a father doesn't really like to hear that 525 00:21:13,308 --> 00:21:14,767 when it comes to his daughter. 526 00:21:14,809 --> 00:21:16,852 I haven't had a chance to talk to her father. 527 00:21:16,894 --> 00:21:18,521 Yeah, I have, I have not yet had a chance 528 00:21:18,563 --> 00:21:20,064 to talk to her father, but... 529 00:21:20,106 --> 00:21:22,942 No, no, I was, I was saying that. 530 00:21:22,984 --> 00:21:26,112 Because you are talking to her father. 531 00:21:39,459 --> 00:21:42,878 Did you not know that I'm Rebel's dad? 532 00:21:43,838 --> 00:21:45,923 I knew that part. 533 00:21:49,427 --> 00:21:51,513 But I, I also... 534 00:21:51,554 --> 00:21:55,975 I thought that, that, that, that you might also be... 535 00:21:56,017 --> 00:21:58,144 her... 536 00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:02,524 Her lover? 537 00:22:02,565 --> 00:22:04,359 - No. - Well, 538 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,777 this is hardly an episode of Happy Days. 539 00:22:06,819 --> 00:22:08,070 I get it. 540 00:22:08,112 --> 00:22:09,989 I was arrested as a sex offender, 541 00:22:10,031 --> 00:22:11,991 but at least I knew it was my daughter 542 00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:14,577 I was arrested for coming on to. 543 00:22:14,619 --> 00:22:16,787 Now, about my project, it's a family piece. 544 00:22:16,829 --> 00:22:18,707 Does this mean our project is dead? 545 00:22:18,748 --> 00:22:22,460 Listen, I never let personal matters interfere with business. 546 00:22:22,502 --> 00:22:25,463 However, you should know she's dating someone else, and 547 00:22:25,505 --> 00:22:26,964 I'll do everything in my power to make sure 548 00:22:27,006 --> 00:22:28,508 she never dates you again. 549 00:22:28,550 --> 00:22:30,593 Incredibly fair of you. 550 00:22:30,635 --> 00:22:33,304 Well, that was a merry mix-up, eh? 551 00:22:33,346 --> 00:22:35,264 Now, about my project... 552 00:22:35,306 --> 00:22:37,517 it's based on something that you produced in '92... 553 00:22:37,559 --> 00:22:39,394 The Fantastic Four. 554 00:22:39,435 --> 00:22:41,688 - Well, that was a favor that I did for Fox. - Well, it turns out 555 00:22:41,730 --> 00:22:45,567 that one of the leads, DeBrie, played Sue Storm. 556 00:22:45,608 --> 00:22:47,318 In fact, she is the leading lady 557 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:51,573 in my production of Fantastic Four: The Musical, 558 00:22:51,614 --> 00:22:54,325 which, with a wave of your little pink hand, 559 00:22:54,367 --> 00:22:55,868 you could make happen, 560 00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:57,412 and then I'd owe you one. 561 00:22:57,453 --> 00:23:00,415 Well, uh, thanks, but, uh, I couldn't do that. 562 00:23:00,456 --> 00:23:02,709 It, it would just be so incredibly meaningful 563 00:23:02,751 --> 00:23:04,835 an-an-and change so many lives. 564 00:23:04,877 --> 00:23:07,046 I can't do it, but... 565 00:23:07,922 --> 00:23:10,091 I also don't want to. 566 00:23:16,472 --> 00:23:17,890 You are ruining my life, Ron Howard! 567 00:23:17,932 --> 00:23:19,058 No, no, no, no, no, no. 568 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:21,180 - No, no, no, no... - You're ruining... -Aah, Louisa! 569 00:23:23,688 --> 00:23:26,482 I'm gonna start wearing a hat when I get my hair cut, too. 570 00:23:26,524 --> 00:23:28,025 What is wrong with you? 571 00:23:28,067 --> 00:23:31,613 You knew that Ron Howard was Rebel Alley's father? 572 00:23:31,654 --> 00:23:33,448 Yes, everyone does. 573 00:23:33,489 --> 00:23:35,450 I didn't realize that's who you thought the other man was, 574 00:23:35,491 --> 00:23:37,702 but the good news is, at least one of our projects 575 00:23:37,744 --> 00:23:41,163 is still going, which, by the way, I haven't signed this yet. 576 00:23:41,205 --> 00:23:42,373 Should I? 577 00:23:42,415 --> 00:23:45,794 Yes, absolutely, thank you. 578 00:23:45,835 --> 00:23:48,921 Okay, my movie rights. 579 00:23:48,963 --> 00:23:53,050 Tobias Onyango Funke. 580 00:23:53,092 --> 00:23:54,469 Initial down here. 581 00:23:54,510 --> 00:23:56,345 This is exciting. 582 00:23:56,387 --> 00:23:58,598 Thank you. 583 00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,724 You're out of the movie. 584 00:24:02,727 --> 00:24:04,520 Tobias was defeated. 585 00:24:04,562 --> 00:24:06,272 And the most important thing is, we must never be distracted... 586 00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:08,650 Without the play, he'd lose DeBrie from his life, 587 00:24:08,691 --> 00:24:12,695 but he'd made his bed and had no choice but to lie in it. 588 00:24:12,737 --> 00:24:15,657 He's back. 589 00:24:15,698 --> 00:24:17,366 I got the rights. 590 00:24:17,408 --> 00:24:18,618 We're going to make a musical. 591 00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:19,994 Or just lie. 592 00:24:20,035 --> 00:24:21,203 - Yay. - Yay. 593 00:24:22,997 --> 00:24:27,502 - Yay. - Yay. 594 00:24:27,543 --> 00:24:29,420 - Yay. - Yay. 595 00:24:29,462 --> 00:24:31,756 - Yay. - Yay. 596 00:24:36,051 --> 00:24:38,805 And so the group went into their final rehearsal process, 597 00:24:38,847 --> 00:24:41,265 and although DeBrie still had butterflies... and worms... 598 00:24:44,310 --> 00:24:45,978 the play did have a new backer 599 00:24:47,313 --> 00:24:49,023 - Yes. - Is anyone going to tell her 600 00:24:49,064 --> 00:24:50,232 she needs to lose weight? 601 00:24:50,274 --> 00:24:51,901 Because I'm not buying invisible, 602 00:24:51,942 --> 00:24:53,862 and you don't want to be out there 603 00:24:53,903 --> 00:24:55,864 on a raft that's listing. 604 00:24:57,907 --> 00:24:59,158 Yes, Lucille had found someone to mother. 605 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,661 No one can reach me. 606 00:25:01,703 --> 00:25:03,579 No one can reach me? 607 00:25:03,621 --> 00:25:05,039 Is that how she's going to say that line? 608 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,833 No one can reach me? 609 00:25:06,875 --> 00:25:09,711 But all the pressure was compelling DeBrie 610 00:25:09,752 --> 00:25:10,920 to think about a slip. 611 00:25:12,755 --> 00:25:16,384 Maybe they should retitle this Fantastic Three and Lousy One. 612 00:25:17,385 --> 00:25:18,720 Oh, that's my bad... 613 00:25:18,761 --> 00:25:19,804 Oh, DeBrie. 614 00:25:19,846 --> 00:25:22,640 Or ankle or knee. 615 00:25:22,682 --> 00:25:24,559 I think I need some drugs. 616 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,603 No, it's okay, that's okay, no drugs are necessary. 617 00:25:27,645 --> 00:25:30,314 We all want drugs, but that's a no-no, yes? 618 00:25:30,356 --> 00:25:33,526 And soon it was the night of their big show, 619 00:25:33,568 --> 00:25:35,277 and Tobias and his ragtag troupe 620 00:25:35,319 --> 00:25:36,863 of substance abusers showed up 621 00:25:36,905 --> 00:25:39,448 for their big moment on stage. 622 00:25:39,490 --> 00:25:42,368 In case you didn't know, the stage adds seven pounds. 623 00:25:42,410 --> 00:25:44,746 Two words: diet pills. 624 00:25:44,787 --> 00:25:46,372 Do you have any? 625 00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:47,707 Lucille, please. 626 00:25:47,749 --> 00:25:49,333 Okay, Fan Four, company meeting. 627 00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:51,168 Now, I know everybody has made a commitment 628 00:25:51,210 --> 00:25:53,504 to stay in the program for at least 30 more days, 629 00:25:53,546 --> 00:25:55,381 but I think we can all afford one night 630 00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:57,174 of intense pressure, yes? 631 00:25:57,216 --> 00:25:58,927 We're all hoofers... we can take the pressure, huh? 632 00:25:58,968 --> 00:26:01,930 Argyle, not helping, okay? 633 00:26:03,932 --> 00:26:05,266 Does anybody have any questions? 634 00:26:05,307 --> 00:26:08,102 Yeah, I got a question... you're sure the Hispanic community 635 00:26:08,143 --> 00:26:09,604 is okay with all of this? 636 00:26:09,645 --> 00:26:12,231 Hmm, I'm sure they think of this as an homage. 637 00:26:12,273 --> 00:26:15,150 Yes. Okay, well, I'm going to go put on my rock monster outfit 638 00:26:15,192 --> 00:26:16,694 and pass out some fliers. 639 00:26:16,736 --> 00:26:18,195 You can take any boat to the float. 640 00:26:18,237 --> 00:26:19,822 Oh, Tobias. 641 00:26:19,864 --> 00:26:21,031 I don't think I can do this. 642 00:26:21,073 --> 00:26:23,868 You can do anything I want you to do. 643 00:26:23,910 --> 00:26:26,078 And-and you want to do as well. 644 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,872 We need this. 645 00:26:27,914 --> 00:26:29,874 This will make all our old dreams come true. 646 00:26:29,916 --> 00:26:32,001 But maybe they're old for a reason. 647 00:26:32,042 --> 00:26:34,963 Oh, you're focusing on the wrong words. 648 00:26:35,004 --> 00:26:36,798 If we can get through tonight, DeBrie, 649 00:26:36,839 --> 00:26:38,257 we can get through anything. 650 00:26:38,299 --> 00:26:39,592 Don't worry about it. 651 00:26:39,634 --> 00:26:41,427 The audience will be completely drunk, 652 00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:43,345 and if we're not perfect, they'll take it out on us, 653 00:26:43,387 --> 00:26:45,681 but... that's why you're going to be perfect. 654 00:26:45,723 --> 00:26:47,224 You have to be perfect. 655 00:26:47,266 --> 00:26:48,768 - Okay. - Okay. 656 00:26:48,810 --> 00:26:50,603 - All right. - But Tobias was about 657 00:26:50,645 --> 00:26:53,564 to discover a situation that was less than perfect. 658 00:26:53,606 --> 00:26:55,984 - What? Oh, no. - Fantastic Four! 659 00:26:56,025 --> 00:26:58,027 Who would bring kids here? This is no place for... 660 00:26:58,068 --> 00:27:00,070 I'm a registered sex offender. 661 00:27:00,112 --> 00:27:01,280 All right. 662 00:27:01,322 --> 00:27:02,531 I'm a registered... 663 00:27:02,573 --> 00:27:03,773 I'm a registered sex offender. 664 00:27:03,783 --> 00:27:05,493 I'm a registered sex offender. 665 00:27:05,534 --> 00:27:07,870 Tobias knew that wearing the Thing outfit 666 00:27:07,912 --> 00:27:10,164 would only make him more recognizable, 667 00:27:10,205 --> 00:27:12,541 - so he was at a loss. - Fantastic Four! 668 00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:15,336 - DeBrie was also at a loss. - Okay, okay. 669 00:27:15,377 --> 00:27:17,129 Feeling frightened and fragile, 670 00:27:17,171 --> 00:27:20,466 she tried to keep it together in a very slippery place. 671 00:27:20,508 --> 00:27:22,343 And she probably would have made it, 672 00:27:22,384 --> 00:27:25,513 if the calming waves she was looking at 673 00:27:25,554 --> 00:27:27,473 weren't down current from where Dr. Norman 674 00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:29,555 was flushing away the remains of his medical career. 675 00:27:29,558 --> 00:27:33,562 And so DeBrie, who had been in the safe harbor 676 00:27:33,604 --> 00:27:35,439 of a drug-free zone, found herself 677 00:27:35,481 --> 00:27:38,400 in the free drug zone of an unsafe harbor. 678 00:27:38,442 --> 00:27:42,237 And that's when fate dealt Tobias a new hand. 679 00:27:42,279 --> 00:27:44,032 Buster. Oh, thank God. I need your help. 680 00:27:44,073 --> 00:27:45,574 I've got a show to do in ten minutes and I haven't got 681 00:27:45,616 --> 00:27:48,327 a thing to wear... this Thing suit. 682 00:27:48,369 --> 00:27:50,079 And that's how Buster was drafted 683 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,915 to be in Tobias' musical. 684 00:27:52,957 --> 00:27:54,959 You're a monster, you don't have to be good. 685 00:27:55,001 --> 00:27:57,419 - What? - It wasn't a great choice of words. 686 00:27:57,461 --> 00:28:00,048 Butch it up and sing your heart out. 687 00:28:00,089 --> 00:28:01,841 - Having recast the Thing, - DeBrie! DeBrie? 688 00:28:01,883 --> 00:28:03,676 Tobias returned to check on his leading lady. 689 00:28:03,718 --> 00:28:05,594 No, I'm looking for a woman named DeBrie. 690 00:28:05,636 --> 00:28:08,014 DeBrie! 691 00:28:08,056 --> 00:28:09,264 Fantastic Four! 692 00:28:09,306 --> 00:28:10,725 Have you been drinking? 693 00:28:10,766 --> 00:28:14,436 No... it's pills. 694 00:28:14,478 --> 00:28:16,731 How could you do this to me? 695 00:28:16,772 --> 00:28:20,150 Or did I do this to you? 696 00:28:20,192 --> 00:28:21,569 You to me. 697 00:28:21,610 --> 00:28:24,321 I should have left you happy and healthy and sober 698 00:28:24,363 --> 00:28:27,116 in that rehab instead of trying to rekindle the career 699 00:28:27,157 --> 00:28:29,118 that brought you there in the first place. 700 00:28:29,159 --> 00:28:31,328 Is she drunk? 701 00:28:31,370 --> 00:28:32,788 Uh, no. 702 00:28:32,830 --> 00:28:35,624 - It's pills. - Eh. 703 00:28:35,666 --> 00:28:37,126 Can I talk to you for a second? 704 00:28:37,167 --> 00:28:39,712 Yes. Uh, yes. Yes. 705 00:28:39,754 --> 00:28:41,672 That is unacceptable. 706 00:28:41,714 --> 00:28:44,842 Patients doing pills on a literal pile of garbage, 707 00:28:44,884 --> 00:28:46,719 that's not what we're about at Austerity. 708 00:28:46,761 --> 00:28:49,055 Where's Argyle? It's his... 709 00:28:49,097 --> 00:28:50,806 I can't let you blame Argyle for this. 710 00:28:50,848 --> 00:28:53,059 It would destroy his confidence and he's a little shaky 711 00:28:53,101 --> 00:28:55,394 on the lyrics as it is. 712 00:28:55,436 --> 00:28:57,063 He's not very good. 713 00:28:57,105 --> 00:28:58,397 Fine, then I blame you. 714 00:28:58,439 --> 00:29:00,108 Someone has to pay for this. 715 00:29:00,149 --> 00:29:02,651 You're putting Austerity in jeopardy. 716 00:29:02,693 --> 00:29:03,903 You're out! 717 00:29:03,945 --> 00:29:06,321 No, don't fire me. I'm on a work-release program. 718 00:29:06,363 --> 00:29:07,615 If you fire me, then I have to go back to prison. 719 00:29:07,656 --> 00:29:08,908 I can't go to prison. 720 00:29:08,950 --> 00:29:11,368 And you're investing in this show. 721 00:29:11,410 --> 00:29:13,037 What if we get killer notices? 722 00:29:13,079 --> 00:29:14,830 We'll talk about it on Monday. 723 00:29:14,872 --> 00:29:16,415 Now, get rid of her 724 00:29:16,457 --> 00:29:19,168 before someone sees her with their camera phone. 725 00:29:19,209 --> 00:29:21,170 You know they have those nowadays. 726 00:29:21,211 --> 00:29:27,468 So I've got until Monday to fix this. 727 00:29:35,851 --> 00:29:40,773 That red-haired lady can't throw her wad at that guy. 728 00:29:40,815 --> 00:29:42,483 Oh, DeBrie. 729 00:29:42,524 --> 00:29:44,068 But on the other side of the Dumpster, 730 00:29:44,110 --> 00:29:46,737 things hadn't been so laughable. 731 00:29:46,779 --> 00:29:48,864 Hi, honey. Are you in the play? 732 00:29:48,906 --> 00:29:50,365 - Yeah. - What is the play, honey? 733 00:29:50,407 --> 00:29:52,118 Fantastic Three 734 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,744 and Lousy One, 735 00:29:53,786 --> 00:29:54,787 so Four. 736 00:29:54,829 --> 00:29:55,955 - Four? - Yeah. 737 00:29:55,997 --> 00:29:57,039 And who do you play? 738 00:29:57,081 --> 00:29:58,290 Sue Storm. 739 00:29:58,332 --> 00:30:00,084 Okay, Sue Storm and the Fantastic Four 740 00:30:00,126 --> 00:30:02,962 are both trademarked by the Marvel Entertainment LLC. 741 00:30:03,004 --> 00:30:04,755 This is a cease and desist letter. 742 00:30:04,797 --> 00:30:07,591 If you violate it, you will go to prison for a long, long time. 743 00:30:07,633 --> 00:30:10,344 And you certainly can't wear a four in a logo. 744 00:30:10,385 --> 00:30:11,762 In fact, it wasn't even Marvel 745 00:30:11,804 --> 00:30:13,681 that owned the four in a circle. 746 00:30:13,722 --> 00:30:15,933 It was trademarked by the Four Feinbergs. 747 00:30:15,975 --> 00:30:18,310 Hey, can anyone just throw one of these little Mexico 748 00:30:18,352 --> 00:30:20,395 - guitars off the dock? - I don't want to go to prison. 749 00:30:20,437 --> 00:30:22,606 I'm going to do it. 750 00:30:25,359 --> 00:30:28,029 Well, Lucille 2 has threatened me with prison, 751 00:30:28,070 --> 00:30:30,489 but it's going to take more than one prison threat... 752 00:30:30,531 --> 00:30:32,992 Oh, you got one, too. 753 00:30:33,034 --> 00:30:34,635 Well, universe, you seem to be putting up 754 00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:36,537 all sorts of walls between me and my dreams. 755 00:30:36,578 --> 00:30:38,080 Today. 756 00:30:38,122 --> 00:30:40,916 Well, if we have any chance of beating this, 757 00:30:40,958 --> 00:30:43,211 it's by putting on the best show possible. 758 00:30:43,252 --> 00:30:45,420 A real wowzer. 759 00:30:45,462 --> 00:30:47,715 I just need to find a Sue Storm. 760 00:30:47,756 --> 00:30:50,926 I guess I'll need this. 761 00:30:50,968 --> 00:30:53,679 Before I go any further with this, 762 00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:56,098 there's no way a hot cup of coffee and a 763 00:30:56,140 --> 00:30:58,433 glass of "the show must go on" spirit 764 00:30:58,475 --> 00:31:01,145 will encourage you in any way, will it? 765 00:31:01,187 --> 00:31:03,147 Let me die. 766 00:31:05,482 --> 00:31:09,444 No, you're not in any shape to go out and perform tonight. 767 00:31:09,486 --> 00:31:12,656 Tobias knew he couldn't leave DeBrie in the trash 768 00:31:12,698 --> 00:31:14,366 in a highly trafficked area, 769 00:31:14,408 --> 00:31:17,036 but also knew he had a show to put on. 770 00:31:17,078 --> 00:31:20,748 And so he went off to search for any Sue Storm in the port. 771 00:31:20,789 --> 00:31:24,293 And when the search proved unsuccessful, 772 00:31:24,334 --> 00:31:27,379 he ended up finding one inside himself. 773 00:31:27,421 --> 00:31:30,382 Time to channel my inner Storm. 774 00:31:30,424 --> 00:31:32,843 And because he didn't have the costume, 775 00:31:32,885 --> 00:31:34,803 he created one out of some makeup 776 00:31:34,845 --> 00:31:37,556 he'd always had in case he got a call. 777 00:31:37,598 --> 00:31:40,392 And perhaps it was his muscle memory that led to this. 778 00:31:40,434 --> 00:31:44,772 Tobias, what are you doing? 779 00:31:44,813 --> 00:31:47,191 Oh. Pardon the mess. 780 00:31:47,233 --> 00:31:50,986 I just blue myself for the first time in five years. 781 00:31:51,028 --> 00:31:53,739 Excuse me. Make way for Sue Storm. 782 00:31:53,781 --> 00:31:56,491 And now the almost invisible Invisible Girl, 783 00:31:56,533 --> 00:31:59,620 got on the boat to head to the floating stage. 784 00:31:59,661 --> 00:32:02,081 Unfortunately, and not for the first time, 785 00:32:02,123 --> 00:32:05,209 Tobias got on the wrong boat. 786 00:32:05,251 --> 00:32:08,254 Except this one was piloted by a man 787 00:32:08,296 --> 00:32:11,257 who not only expected a woman in disguise, 788 00:32:11,299 --> 00:32:14,760 but also had a real bad case of face blindness. 789 00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:18,013 And as it turned out, the woman he was expecting 790 00:32:18,055 --> 00:32:19,890 had just given a rousing speech 791 00:32:19,932 --> 00:32:23,352 and joined the Love campaign as they took the message 792 00:32:23,393 --> 00:32:27,481 that Marky had vowed to torpedo to the sea. 793 00:32:27,522 --> 00:32:30,109 I think this is going to make quite a splash. 794 00:32:31,526 --> 00:32:34,446 Oh, I know it is. 795 00:32:42,871 --> 00:32:45,249 it becomes clear that the unauthorized 796 00:32:50,671 --> 00:32:52,431 does not look like it's going to Broadway. 797 00:32:54,591 --> 00:32:56,510 But since they worked so hard, 798 00:32:56,551 --> 00:32:58,762 we're going to run credits over it. 799 00:33:21,535 --> 00:33:24,079 The only thing that can destroy me... water. 800 00:33:24,121 --> 00:33:25,497 Nice ad-lib. 801 00:33:25,539 --> 00:33:28,371 Not an ad-lib... 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