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Meet the Jade Dragon Triad.

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They take no prisoners...

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because they are prisoners...

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at the Orange County
Correctional Facility L.I.T.E.

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They're the ruling gang
in this four-star hellhole,

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and the'Real
Asian Prison Housewives

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"of the Orange County

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White Collar Prison System."

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We are a gang;
we stick together.

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Uh-huh. Although, right now,

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one of our members
is a real "B" word.

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We're getting ready to do
something about it.

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She come in
and quickly become leader.

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And we get so sick
of her bossy, bossy behavior,

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and now she got to go.

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In civilian life,
we'd just vote Lu out,

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but here... she's gonna end up
on the wrong end of a noodle.

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Uncooked.

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You get me?

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Ignore them.

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Their bark is louder than
the dogs they eat back home.

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And I got news for them.

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Anyone who comes after me

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is going to be
one unfortunate cookie.

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I made a pun.

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Now the story
of a family

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whose future was
abruptly cancelled,

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and the one mother
who had no choice

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but to keep herself together.

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It's Lucille's
"Arrested Development."

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Years before
her behavior had become

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"bossy, bossy"
with the Jade Dragon Triad...

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Lucille was fleeing the SEC...

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Full steam, boys!

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when she got a call.

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Hello, Lucille.

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I still hope you're coming
to our little get-together.

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You want to hear
something funny?

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I never got an invitation!

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But I feel like I'm there,
because it's all over the news.

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Oh, honey, is that you?

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I'm on my deck waving to you.

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But with those police boats
following you,

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I guess I'm waving good-bye.

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You must be mistaken,
because I can't see you,

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and you're usually
as hard to miss

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as Liberace
wearing a fright wig.

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Oh, goodness, that is you!

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I'm practically
counting your crow's feet.

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Oh, well,
maybe I should turn back

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and show you another bird.

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Hel-Hello?

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Did you hear me say that
about the bird? Hello?

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But it was clear that Lucille 2
hadn't heard it.

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So, in a fit of
what sailors call "sea rage..."

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Coming about.

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she turned back
to show her the bird.

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Coming about, boys!

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But Lucille 2
wasn't the only thing

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that got flipped that day.

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none of which
would've happened

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if it had continued out to sea.

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But then the "Queen" changed
course, heading back to shore,

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before crashing into the jetty
in what can only be described

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as a "sail-past" gone wrong.

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And that's when they got
some good news from Barry.

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First of all,
won't be cheap.

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It's gonna cost you a fortune
in legal fees.

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What's the good news?

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good news for Barry.

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It's all bad news.

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Although, he did have
one good suggestion:

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you're going away
for a long time,

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unless we can come up
with a good alibi.

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Ma! I fell in the ocean;
why didn't you come for me?

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And there it is.

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- What?
- I did.

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- Buster...
- What?

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tell them
how you were drowning

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and I commandeered the ship
to save you.

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Tell them what I did.

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- The truth.
- Okay.

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She stole the "Queen Mary"
to get away from the SEC.

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Oh, and she winked.

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it's a glare.

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Oh, God.

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- Hey!
- What are you doing?

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Wait, wh-where you going?

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Wait, she doesn't
have her make...

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I have her lipstick!

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But Buster knew that lipstick

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wasn't the only thing
she'd be without.

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So, after she was released to
await trial under house arrest,

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he made sure she was able
to catch up on what she missed.

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This is the same scene
I came back to

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after Cancun four years ago.

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And after devising their plan
to build the wall,

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it was decided that
George Sr. should move out,

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in order to make
their fake divorce look real.

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After the trial,
you can move back in.

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It's only a trial separation.

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I made a pun.

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Even in this time of stress.

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You think you're gonna be okay,
alone with Buster?

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If I need a moment to myself,
I'll step out on the balcony.

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Your ankle bracelet...
it's gonna go off.

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So I'll make him
stand on the balcony.

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He's happiest
when he feels useful.

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Soon, he was
practically delirious.

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There was one bright spot

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when they simultaneously
stumbled on a term

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they both secretly
recognized...

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take this
hot mess of a skirt...

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would be useful
in their future disagreements.

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I'm covered
with glue and I'm, like...

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this is a hot mess!

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But as her trial grew closer,
it was getting harder

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for Lucille
not to alienate her alibi.

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This toast has hook holes...

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again! I told you to get rid
of that thing; it's hideous.

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Plus, what's gonna happen
when they swear you in?

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You're gonna
rip the Bible in half.

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The jury will love that.

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You're getting pretty snippy

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to your key witness, aren't you?

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What do you want?

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Maybe you could hook me up
with a little stimmy.

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Lil' stimmy.

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Are you trying to do this?

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Yes!

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And I want stimmy
to get a hook that'll do that.

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When no such hook
was available,

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Lucille found other means
to mollify her alibi...

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both of which were unveiled
at a family meeting.

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you're the key witness
in your mother's trial.

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Wait, I thought
I was the key witness.

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- You're the star witness.
- Oh.

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Because it was your life
I was going after to save.

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He fell off the boat.

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He'll tell you in my own words.

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Homosexuals kidnapped...

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Up-up-up.

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Homosexuals kidnapped the boat

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and took it on a joy ride.

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Mother didn't want to trample
their rights, so she let them.

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Then she realized
that her son fell

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off the boat and into the water,
and she went back.

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Oh, and a fish swam by my ankle.

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That really happened.

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Should I keep that?

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- Make it an eel.
- Okay.

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- It's gonna be an eel!
- Better.

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But alone with Buster,
the tension grew worse,

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and things came to a head
the night before the trial.

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Buster, I'm going to exhale!

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No, please!

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I've had, like, seven
in the past half hour.

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You're not the one
staring five years in the face.

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Well, right now, I'm staring at
a hundred years in the face!

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How dare you.

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Would you mind?

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Be careful, defendant.

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Remember who you're talking to.

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It sure would be a shame
if something happened

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to your pretty little
key witness.

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Star witness.

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And are you
threatening yourself?

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Maybe I am.

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And losing confidence
in her star witness,

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Lucille decided to take
a few keepsakes with her,

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in case things didn't
go her way.

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And that's when she discovered

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that the family
she believed supported her

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had actually already begun
divvying up her stuff,

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in case she lost.

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Aw...

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And he's supposed to be
the good one.

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This does not bode well
for tomorrow.

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Actually, they'd claimed
those things years earlier

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when she was having
a sunspot checked.

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But she was right
to worry about

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the turnout for the trial.

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Does the defense have a witness
they'd like to call?

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Any witness?

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Please tell me you're working on
a strategy for us.

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Oh. It's us now?

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Well, we have Lucille Austero.

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She's the only one who showed.

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I don't think
that is good for us.

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Nonsense.

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- She owns the company now.
- Mm-hmm.

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She's got as much to lose
as I do.

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And she's a dear friend.

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I'll do it myself though.

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I need this to go well.

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And so it was Lucille
who did the questioning

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of her new star witness,
Lucille 2.

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Thank you so much
for coming to be my witness.

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You're such
a large shareholder...

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Oh...

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I've made a pun.

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Oh, how could I not do it
for my oldest friend?

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Oh!

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Now I've gone and done a double.

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A double.

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Like your pre-surgery chin.

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Or your post-breakfast drink.

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Oh, I wish you'd come
to my rehab clinic.

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But anything to help that
Keystone Cop family of yours.

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Keystone Cops.

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Your references are as fresh
as the wallpaper

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in the room
of that pretend child

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you've had all these years.

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- But, my friend...
- You're right, I shouldn't joke.

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None of your family showed up,
you poor thing.

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This is such a black mark
on all of you.

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You should know
about black marks.

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Your pillow must look like
a Rorschach test.

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Not that there'd be
anyone to see it.

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So, as I was saying...

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But unfortunately,

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their 30-year
passive-aggressive dance

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was losing some of its passive.

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As if everybody in this room
couldn't tell

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how jealous and conniving you
are, my dear Lucille Austero.

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What I knew was that you were
stealing for years... we all did!

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That's why nobody was surprised
when you stole that boat.

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And I knew you couldn't wait

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to get your liver-spotted claws
into my company!

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Says the woman whose liver
can be spotted from outer space.

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- No further questions!
- No further answers!

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Am I done?

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Oh, that's got to be
a treasure chest.

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You think that went well?

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I do.

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The judge kept Lucille on ice
while she awaited the verdict.

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Have you heard anything?

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Well, our cashier's pregnant,
and she's not married, so...

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I mean about me.

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Oh, you're guilty...
three to five.

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Lucille was
checking in to her new home.

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Hello! Oh, Mrs. Bluth is here,
for stealing the "Queen Mary."

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- We're so glad to have you here.
- It was one of the so-called

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country club prisons...

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So... you are here.

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that had become popular
after the Enron debacle.

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so you're gonna take
this hallway to the elevators,

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and then you're gonna
want to go...

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Slow down.

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You sound like the end
of a Cymbalta commercial.

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Even the lifers get confused.
Don't worry...

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Even though it was a nice
prison, it was still prison.

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your choice of
fresh scent, sport,

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or floral for your delousing.

255
00:10:14,528 --> 00:10:17,031
Also, if you're
sexually assaulted by a guard...

256
00:10:17,073 --> 00:10:19,700
A $20 gratuity is appreciated?

257
00:10:20,993 --> 00:10:23,328
No, but press seven
on your phone.

258
00:10:23,370 --> 00:10:26,082
If you go through the front
desk, it'll take forever.

259
00:10:26,123 --> 00:10:29,293
After Lucille got settled in,
she received a visitor.

260
00:10:29,334 --> 00:10:30,586
You missed my trial, George.

261
00:10:30,627 --> 00:10:31,795
How could you?

262
00:10:31,837 --> 00:10:33,505
I told you I was sorry.

263
00:10:33,547 --> 00:10:35,299
I was unconscious
on the sweat lodge floor.

264
00:10:35,340 --> 00:10:36,341
I lost two days.

265
00:10:36,383 --> 00:10:37,927
I'm losing three to five years.

266
00:10:37,968 --> 00:10:40,221
And those are the last years,
George, the best years,

267
00:10:40,263 --> 00:10:42,556
where you can have sex and not
worry about getting pregnant.

268
00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,891
All right, here's the good news:

269
00:10:43,933 --> 00:10:45,559
they only got you
on stealing the boat.

270
00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:47,603
They didn't even touch us
on the financial stuff.

271
00:10:47,644 --> 00:10:49,688
- You're gonna get out of here.
- When?

272
00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:52,090
Better be before the money runs
out; this place isn't cheap.

273
00:10:52,108 --> 00:10:55,194
I know, and you are
running up those spa bills.

274
00:10:55,236 --> 00:10:58,322
The same girl who hands me
towels does the cavity checks.

275
00:10:58,363 --> 00:10:59,782
You tip.

276
00:10:59,823 --> 00:11:02,118
Barry says he can get your
sentence reduced if...

277
00:11:02,159 --> 00:11:05,579
you agree to leave here
and go to Lucille 2's

278
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,081
rehab clinic.

279
00:11:07,123 --> 00:11:09,833
That's the bitch
that put me here.

280
00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:12,920
And I'm not gonna fake having
some sort of...

281
00:11:12,962 --> 00:11:14,546
I don't know... alcohol problem...

282
00:11:14,588 --> 00:11:17,133
just so that sterile cuckoo bird
can laugh at me.

283
00:11:17,174 --> 00:11:18,717
I figured. Okay.

284
00:11:18,759 --> 00:11:21,470
I have another idea...
now, you know China Garden?

285
00:11:21,511 --> 00:11:22,763
I know the one by the harbor.

286
00:11:22,805 --> 00:11:23,806
No, this one's a person.

287
00:11:23,847 --> 00:11:25,015
And that one closed.

288
00:11:25,057 --> 00:11:27,476
China Garden's Aunt Olive

289
00:11:27,517 --> 00:11:30,020
is very well connected
with the Jade Triad Gang.

290
00:11:30,062 --> 00:11:31,272
It's a prison gang here.

291
00:11:31,314 --> 00:11:33,190
And believe me,
they will protect you.

292
00:11:33,232 --> 00:11:35,276
That's a gang?

293
00:11:35,318 --> 00:11:38,362
I thought they were
tech support.

294
00:11:38,403 --> 00:11:40,114
It turned out they were a gang.

295
00:11:40,156 --> 00:11:42,325
And thanks to China Garden,

296
00:11:42,366 --> 00:11:44,576
Lucille was admitted
as a probationary member.

297
00:11:44,618 --> 00:11:46,203
You play mahjong before?

298
00:11:46,245 --> 00:11:48,413
Our beach club used
to have a Jewish Day.

299
00:11:48,455 --> 00:11:49,498
Your move, Olive Garden.

300
00:11:49,539 --> 00:11:51,125
I can't concentrate.

301
00:11:51,167 --> 00:11:53,502
Playing mahjong
without cigarette is like

302
00:11:53,543 --> 00:11:55,587
playing video poker without...

303
00:11:55,629 --> 00:11:56,630
cigarette.

304
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,548
Why are we not allowed to smoke

305
00:11:58,590 --> 00:12:00,134
in this stupid prison?

306
00:12:00,176 --> 00:12:03,053
And that's
when Lucille made her move.

307
00:12:03,095 --> 00:12:05,973
- I know a loophole.
- Huh?

308
00:12:06,015 --> 00:12:07,183
"Roop hore"?

309
00:12:07,224 --> 00:12:09,018
- Roop hore.
- Roop hore.

310
00:12:09,059 --> 00:12:11,187
It was a loophole
that would get Lucille

311
00:12:11,228 --> 00:12:13,563
accepted as
a full-fledged member

312
00:12:13,605 --> 00:12:16,233
member of
the Jade Dragon Triad.

313
00:12:16,275 --> 00:12:18,076
You couldn't have chosen
a harder word to say.

314
00:12:20,445 --> 00:12:22,948
And soon
the Dragons were taking

315
00:12:22,990 --> 00:12:25,034
"drags on"
their cigarettes again.

316
00:12:25,075 --> 00:12:27,119
There's always a way
to get what you want.

317
00:12:27,161 --> 00:12:31,207
My husband is a very
powerful man, Lucille Bluth.

318
00:12:31,248 --> 00:12:34,293
Perhaps we can help each other
get what we want.

319
00:12:34,335 --> 00:12:37,713
And that's how Lucille found
a deep-pocketed investor

320
00:12:37,754 --> 00:12:39,464
to help build the wall.

321
00:12:39,506 --> 00:12:43,135
I got Olive Garden
to offer us unlimited bread.

322
00:12:43,177 --> 00:12:46,180
Who better than the Chinese
to help us build a wall, right?

323
00:12:46,222 --> 00:12:49,141
So the Chinese will own
a piece of the wall

324
00:12:49,183 --> 00:12:50,517
between U.S. and Mexico?

325
00:12:50,559 --> 00:12:52,269
They'll own all of it,
but they'll make us

326
00:12:52,311 --> 00:12:54,313
very rich in the process.

327
00:12:54,355 --> 00:12:56,940
We just need to get Michael
to sign a release.

328
00:12:56,982 --> 00:12:58,859
He sold his shares,
but he could still claim

329
00:12:58,901 --> 00:13:00,152
that he deserves a piece.

330
00:13:00,194 --> 00:13:02,779
Or worse, find out
and blow the whistle.

331
00:13:02,821 --> 00:13:04,740
Where the hell did we go wrong
with that kid?

332
00:13:04,781 --> 00:13:07,492
Probably where we went wrong
with the others... I don't know.

333
00:13:07,534 --> 00:13:10,413
I like the plan... I just wonder

334
00:13:10,454 --> 00:13:12,915
if we're not in that
treason-adjacent place

335
00:13:12,956 --> 00:13:15,376
where the, uh,
government will retaliate

336
00:13:15,418 --> 00:13:17,294
and, uh... execute us.

337
00:13:17,336 --> 00:13:20,172
Oh, they'd never
execute a woman for this.

338
00:13:20,214 --> 00:13:22,612
I have a good feeling
about these people.

339
00:13:22,732 --> 00:13:24,927
Oh, that's good enough for me.

340
00:13:24,968 --> 00:13:26,636
But the change in the economy

341
00:13:26,678 --> 00:13:30,099
led the government to put
the wall project on hold.

342
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:31,475
And as the months passed

343
00:13:31,516 --> 00:13:33,977
and the Chinese saw
no progress on the wall,

344
00:13:34,019 --> 00:13:35,396
tension mounted.

345
00:13:35,438 --> 00:13:38,232
And Lucille was getting
more controlling.

346
00:13:38,274 --> 00:13:39,400
She said you're fat.

347
00:13:39,442 --> 00:13:41,151
That's what you said, right?

348
00:13:41,193 --> 00:13:42,445
Or does that mean something

349
00:13:42,486 --> 00:13:44,735
- different in Chinese?
- No, it means "fat."

350
00:13:44,855 --> 00:13:46,949
You keep causing trouble,
you're going to end up

351
00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:49,493
- with noodles in your belly.
- I like noodles.

352
00:13:49,534 --> 00:13:52,413
Not this way...
very hard to digest.

353
00:13:52,455 --> 00:13:54,081
Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

354
00:13:54,123 --> 00:13:55,916
It's no secret...
we'll kill you.

355
00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:58,001
- She was even being controlling
- Did you get that?

356
00:13:58,043 --> 00:14:00,254
of the'R.A.P.H.O.C.W.C.P.S."

357
00:14:00,296 --> 00:14:01,964
reality TV crew.

358
00:14:02,005 --> 00:14:03,715
Do you need a clean of
her making the threat?

359
00:14:03,757 --> 00:14:05,301
I can lean back,
but you will come around

360
00:14:05,342 --> 00:14:06,927
and get my reaction, yes?

361
00:14:06,969 --> 00:14:09,346
Oh, I'll say it again...
we'll kill you.

362
00:14:09,388 --> 00:14:11,681
But soon
the threat was made real.

363
00:14:11,723 --> 00:14:12,848
Oh!
She's got a sharpened noodle!

364
00:14:12,979 --> 00:14:14,773
She's trying to noodle-stab me!

365
00:14:14,814 --> 00:14:16,274
Back up!

366
00:14:21,947 --> 00:14:23,782
Aah, my eye!

367
00:14:23,823 --> 00:14:26,242
This will be even more
exciting if you jump cut it.

368
00:14:26,284 --> 00:14:27,953
Quiet!

369
00:14:27,994 --> 00:14:32,415
You can't just come in and have
bread for nothing around here.

370
00:14:32,457 --> 00:14:35,043
You have to pay bill some time.

371
00:14:35,085 --> 00:14:37,879
It wasn't a great time to find
out George didn't own

372
00:14:37,921 --> 00:14:40,882
the right property
to build the wall on.

373
00:14:40,924 --> 00:14:43,676
- And so a new plan emerged
- Make sure Hebert Love

374
00:14:43,718 --> 00:14:45,386
comes out against the wall...

375
00:14:45,428 --> 00:14:48,974
They needed the government
to kill the wall completely,

376
00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:50,767
- but pay them anyway.
- As much as I'd like to stay

377
00:14:50,809 --> 00:14:51,935
and lay some more pipe with you,

378
00:14:51,977 --> 00:14:53,728
I better get moving
on this thing.

379
00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:55,521
We've got to make
this wall work, George.

380
00:14:55,563 --> 00:14:57,190
We know Lucille 2
will oppose it,

381
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,567
we just have make sure
Herbert Love does.

382
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:01,401
Oh, don't worry... that's
why I asked Michael for help.

383
00:15:01,444 --> 00:15:04,864
Michael? What are you bringing
Michael into this for?

384
00:15:04,906 --> 00:15:06,908
The only thing he should
be doing is signing over

385
00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:08,034
his rights to the company.

386
00:15:08,076 --> 00:15:09,577
I asked him to do this as well.

387
00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:10,787
He made it a condition
of the now

388
00:15:10,829 --> 00:15:12,747
four favor family pact.

389
00:15:12,789 --> 00:15:13,999
Will you please relax?

390
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:14,961
do something for me?

391
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,835
You know,
your mother is very hurt.

392
00:15:16,876 --> 00:15:18,962
You haven't visited her.
It's like you have given up

393
00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:20,546
- on the family business.
- I have.

394
00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:22,340
Yes, but not in writing.

395
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:24,134
To protect all of us, visit her,

396
00:15:24,176 --> 00:15:26,427
sign a little something
saying it's all hers.

397
00:15:26,469 --> 00:15:27,762
- Will you do this, Michael?
- Yeah.

398
00:15:27,804 --> 00:15:28,847
But I get to make you look bad

399
00:15:28,888 --> 00:15:30,140
- in the movie, okay?
- Okay.

400
00:15:30,182 --> 00:15:31,224
- Should we settle up?
- All right.

401
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:32,767
Who owes what-what to who?

402
00:15:32,809 --> 00:15:34,144
Send me some evidence
of a wall

403
00:15:34,186 --> 00:15:35,687
I can show the Chinese.

404
00:15:35,728 --> 00:15:36,855
And the government.

405
00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:39,191
We need to make
this happen, George.

406
00:15:39,232 --> 00:15:41,234
The Chinese have more
than a sharpened noodle

407
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:42,902
with my name on it.

408
00:15:42,944 --> 00:15:44,988
And days later,
that evidence arrived

409
00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:46,405
from George Sr.

410
00:15:46,447 --> 00:15:47,949
We've built this wall.

411
00:15:47,991 --> 00:15:49,701
We have miles and...

412
00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:52,871
and miles of wall, uh...

413
00:15:59,211 --> 00:16:01,671
- There's more wall, uh...
- Dad! Dad...!

414
00:16:01,713 --> 00:16:04,382
- And you know, and it feels good to help,
- It's spinning!

415
00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:06,092
to protecting our-our border.

416
00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:07,969
My God,
he Steamboat Willied it.

417
00:16:08,011 --> 00:16:10,055
- It's a heart project.
- Dad! Dad!

418
00:16:10,096 --> 00:16:11,472
We love America.

419
00:16:11,514 --> 00:16:14,100
- We love America.
- Daddy!

420
00:16:17,187 --> 00:16:20,773
And that's when Lucille noticed
something worrisome.

421
00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:25,403
It seemed her prison family
was preparing

422
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:29,074
for her to disappear as well.

423
00:16:34,746 --> 00:16:37,957
So Lucille took matters
into her own hands.

424
00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:42,212
Well, that was fast,
you hot little...

425
00:16:42,254 --> 00:16:44,714
- It's your mother. - Hi, sorry, I
thought you were somebody else.

426
00:16:44,756 --> 00:16:46,382
I can't tell you who, 'cause
I'm-I'm dating someone famous.

427
00:16:46,424 --> 00:16:47,842
someone... famous.

428
00:16:47,884 --> 00:16:49,844
You better start to build
this wall built pronto.

429
00:16:49,886 --> 00:16:52,305
I tried with your father,
but he can't do it.

430
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:54,224
Well, I'm kind of busy now...
I'm working with Michael.

431
00:16:54,266 --> 00:16:56,268
What are you working on
with Michael?

432
00:16:56,309 --> 00:16:57,936
Dad made him give me a job.

433
00:16:57,977 --> 00:16:59,353
I see...
so he thought it was

434
00:16:59,395 --> 00:17:01,689
a good idea
to have you two together.

435
00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:03,191
Isn't that nice?

436
00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:05,735
My God, is there anyone there
with half a brain

437
00:17:05,777 --> 00:17:06,986
that can help me with this?

438
00:17:07,028 --> 00:17:08,280
I don't know about
"half a brain,"

439
00:17:08,321 --> 00:17:09,822
but Tobias is living
with me right now

440
00:17:09,864 --> 00:17:11,449
and he's not very bright.

441
00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:14,535
Although he is working in
the rehab where Lucille 2 is.

442
00:17:14,577 --> 00:17:15,954
He is?

443
00:17:15,995 --> 00:17:17,496
And that's when Lucille came up

444
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,165
with a plan
to get transferred away

445
00:17:19,207 --> 00:17:20,625
from the Jade Dragon Triad.

446
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:22,210
Hire a crew and start the wall.

447
00:17:22,252 --> 00:17:23,711
And not a word to your brother.

448
00:17:23,753 --> 00:17:25,213
I'm getting a transfer.

449
00:17:25,255 --> 00:17:27,966
It's time for Mama to put on
the old drunk act.

450
00:17:28,007 --> 00:17:29,675
That was an a...?

451
00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:34,347
After a call
to Lucille 2's rehab center,

452
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:36,099
Lucille 2, please.
- where her drunk act was

453
00:17:36,141 --> 00:17:38,643
as good as you'd see
at the Method One Clinic...

454
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:40,312
Fine, Lucille Austero.

455
00:17:40,353 --> 00:17:42,272
Lucille was admitted
as a patient.

456
00:17:42,314 --> 00:17:43,606
And soon met the therapist

457
00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:44,398
who held the keys to her
freedom.

458
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,566
You look great.

459
00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:47,277
That suit looks
very hetero on you.

460
00:17:47,319 --> 00:17:50,155
Well, thank you...
you look very hetero as well.

461
00:17:50,196 --> 00:17:53,491
Now... how are you?

462
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:55,118
I'm as normal as blueberry pie.

463
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,370
So write that down on a form,
sign me out,

464
00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,705
I won't have
to go back to prison,

465
00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:03,542
and maybe you'll find a new car
parked in your driveway.

466
00:18:05,503 --> 00:18:06,921
Oh...

467
00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:09,132
Yes, well,
it-it doesn't work that way.

468
00:18:09,174 --> 00:18:11,968
We have to have a series
of sessions, and, uh, I have to

469
00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:14,470
swear in the best
of my professional opinion

470
00:18:14,512 --> 00:18:16,848
that you have accepted
and made every effort

471
00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:19,600
at thoughtfully reflecting
upon your weaknesses.

472
00:18:19,642 --> 00:18:21,644
Yes!
Write down that I did that.

473
00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:23,313
Well, no,
I-I don't work that way.

474
00:18:23,355 --> 00:18:24,689
You don't work any way.

475
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:26,482
This is your first paying job
in ten years.

476
00:18:26,524 --> 00:18:27,859
Oh, no, no, this doesn't pay.

477
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,694
This is part of a
work release program.

478
00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:31,896
The state of California thinks
that I'm a sex offender.

479
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:34,573
D-D-Don't worry about what
the state of California thinks.

480
00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:36,284
The point is we have a chance

481
00:18:36,326 --> 00:18:37,910
to be honest with ourselves.

482
00:18:37,952 --> 00:18:40,830
Fine... you don't look
heterosexual in that suit.

483
00:18:40,872 --> 00:18:43,208
You look as swishy
as Ryan Seacrest.

484
00:18:43,249 --> 00:18:45,043
Ryan Seacrest is straight.

485
00:18:45,084 --> 00:18:47,170
And I'm 40!
Sign the form.

486
00:18:47,212 --> 00:18:49,339
Well, at least we have
a dialogue going.

487
00:18:49,381 --> 00:18:50,840
Dialogue?

488
00:18:50,882 --> 00:18:52,884
If you don't release me
you've heard the last

489
00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:54,844
I'm going to say to you
in these sessions.

490
00:18:54,886 --> 00:18:56,762
Fine, but you will have
to sit with me

491
00:18:56,804 --> 00:18:58,431
for the full session.

492
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:00,975
Every single session.

493
00:19:01,017 --> 00:19:05,313
Now, Lucille, I can't
make you talk.

494
00:19:05,355 --> 00:19:07,815
But you know what I can do?

495
00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,365
Hmm?

496
00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:20,619
Okay, I can't trick you
into talking, either.

497
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:22,955
This went on
for several sessions.

498
00:19:30,338 --> 00:19:32,840
Perhaps that's
why they call this place

499
00:19:32,882 --> 00:19:36,010
Au-stare-ity.

500
00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:39,472
No?

501
00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:44,185
Au-stare-i...

502
00:19:44,227 --> 00:19:45,311
Fine.

503
00:19:45,353 --> 00:19:46,354
Well, if you're
not going to talk,

504
00:19:46,396 --> 00:19:47,605
I'm just going to...

505
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,523
- write this up.
- Earlier that day,

506
00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:51,567
Tobias had encountered
a plot problem

507
00:19:51,609 --> 00:19:53,445
with the
"Fantastic Four" musical.

508
00:19:53,486 --> 00:19:54,653
A villain.

509
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,281
I was thinking the same thing.

510
00:19:56,322 --> 00:19:59,033
I mean, why aren't the
Fantastic Four fighting anyone.

511
00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:00,743
Instead of just
dancing around, you mean.

512
00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:02,912
Right, it's like all Sharks
and no Jets.

513
00:20:02,954 --> 00:20:04,956
Then we would have a second act.

514
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:06,624
Lucia, right?

515
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,126
I mean, that's their foe.

516
00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,502
Lucia Von Bardass?

517
00:20:11,129 --> 00:20:13,714
Have you guys ever
even read one of these things?

518
00:20:13,756 --> 00:20:16,134
So Tobias was glad for the
break in Lucille's sessions.

519
00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:17,176
- ... to do this right?
- So that he could work on it.

520
00:20:17,218 --> 00:20:18,677
I mean, really right.

521
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:21,097
This woman is a villain.

522
00:20:21,139 --> 00:20:22,474
You think I'm a villain, too?

523
00:20:22,515 --> 00:20:23,766
- No...
- My children

524
00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:25,310
are all waiting for me to die

525
00:20:25,351 --> 00:20:26,811
so they can divvy up my stuff,

526
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,771
my Chinese gang mates were
getting ready

527
00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:31,441
to noodle stab me,
and even one of the guards

528
00:20:31,483 --> 00:20:33,485
called me "Gangie,"
and he was talking

529
00:20:33,526 --> 00:20:34,860
about the monster movie.

530
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:37,322
He thinks that horrible
monster looks like me!

531
00:20:37,363 --> 00:20:39,824
So fine, you want to call me
a villain, I accept it!

532
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:41,117
I'm your villain!

533
00:20:41,159 --> 00:20:43,328
Uh, actually I was writing down

534
00:20:43,369 --> 00:20:44,370
a casting breakdown

535
00:20:44,412 --> 00:20:46,164
for the role of Lucia

536
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:47,957
for my "Fantastic Four" musical.

537
00:20:47,999 --> 00:20:50,918
This was all
about your stupid play?

538
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,545
I was about to cry

539
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:54,713
for the first time in 60 years.

540
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:57,258
I remember when
the last time was, too.

541
00:20:57,300 --> 00:21:00,219
I hid under Mama's porch
during a thunderstorm...

542
00:21:00,261 --> 00:21:02,430
and I found
the remains of my ostri...

543
00:21:02,472 --> 00:21:04,932
It's not a stupid play.

544
00:21:04,974 --> 00:21:06,476
It's a musical.

545
00:21:06,518 --> 00:21:07,810
And I have to debut it

546
00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:09,395
on a boat at Cinco.

547
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:11,939
It's on a boat?

548
00:21:11,981 --> 00:21:13,483
Take to the sea!

549
00:21:13,525 --> 00:21:15,943
Yes, I'll sign everyone out
for the night,

550
00:21:15,985 --> 00:21:19,280
but I guess I'll have to play
the old sea bitch myself.

551
00:21:19,322 --> 00:21:20,906
I'm in.

552
00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:22,616
Really?

553
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,202
Well, that's wonderful.

554
00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:26,204
Well, I think we have made
a breakthrough today.

555
00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:28,331
In the musical, not you.

556
00:21:28,373 --> 00:21:31,083
Oh, God, no, there's miles
of work to do with you.

557
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:33,669
But, of course,
he would make her audition.

558
00:21:33,711 --> 00:21:35,754
So Lucille wrote a song
from the heart.

559
00:21:54,857 --> 00:21:56,192
Wonderful.

560
00:21:56,234 --> 00:21:57,569
Terrifying.

561
00:21:57,610 --> 00:21:58,611
Isn't she?

562
00:21:58,652 --> 00:21:59,862
Betty, you can leave.

563
00:21:59,904 --> 00:22:01,697
Lucille, would you please stay?

564
00:22:01,739 --> 00:22:04,576
But staying was the last thing
Lucille had in mind.

565
00:22:04,617 --> 00:22:06,035
Hello?

566
00:22:06,077 --> 00:22:08,037
I want to be with you;
I... I have needs.

567
00:22:08,079 --> 00:22:08,996
George, is that you?

568
00:22:09,038 --> 00:22:10,540
It wasn't.

569
00:22:10,582 --> 00:22:13,125
It was Oscar who,
living as George,

570
00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:15,253
- and feeling more amorous...

571
00:22:15,294 --> 00:22:18,631
went to visit Lucille 2
for an afternoon delight.

572
00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:20,883
When she wasn't there,
he found her work number.

573
00:22:20,925 --> 00:22:21,967
Austerity.

574
00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:23,386
Lucille 2, please?

575
00:22:23,428 --> 00:22:25,388
But, of course, at Austerity,

576
00:22:25,430 --> 00:22:27,806
- this woman is Lucille 2.
- Hello.

577
00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:29,808
I want to be with you;
I... I have needs.

578
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:31,394
George, is that you?

579
00:22:31,436 --> 00:22:33,646
But a newly virile Oscar
figured, in a pinch,

580
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:35,523
any Lucille would do.

581
00:22:35,565 --> 00:22:37,983
Yes, this is George.
Where are you?

582
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:39,569
I'm in rehab, you know that.

583
00:22:39,611 --> 00:22:42,196
Why don't I swing by,
and we can conjugate?

584
00:22:42,238 --> 00:22:43,822
Let's do our business
over the phone.

585
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:46,784
May not have a lot of time,
but, uh, all right, here goes:

586
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:49,995
I want to pull your panties
off with my...

587
00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:51,497
Real business, George.

588
00:22:51,539 --> 00:22:54,708
I'd very much like to pull your
underwear off with my teeth...

589
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,127
No... at Cinco,

590
00:22:56,168 --> 00:22:58,588
we're getting on a boat,
we're leaving the country.

591
00:22:58,630 --> 00:23:00,089
But what about love?

592
00:23:00,131 --> 00:23:03,259
Easy... Gene Parmesan
got photos of Herbert Love

593
00:23:03,301 --> 00:23:04,469
with some redheaded whore.

594
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:07,930
I'm giving his wife a taste,
so he knows we know.

595
00:23:07,972 --> 00:23:11,225
If he wins, we should be able to
get him to do whatever we want

596
00:23:11,267 --> 00:23:12,851
with that wall now.

597
00:23:12,893 --> 00:23:13,894
I'm not completely following...

598
00:23:13,936 --> 00:23:15,480
Oop. Hold on.

599
00:23:15,521 --> 00:23:17,440
And that's when Lucille finally
had a visit from her son.

600
00:23:17,482 --> 00:23:19,484
- Hello.
- Michael Bluth here to see you.

601
00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:21,026
Send him up.

602
00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:23,154
- ... with my teeth.
- Michael's here.

603
00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:24,656
- Oh...
- This is my chance to make sure

604
00:23:24,697 --> 00:23:26,324
he doesn't get
too cozy with Gob.

605
00:23:26,365 --> 00:23:28,451
- Why?
- Bad things happen

606
00:23:28,493 --> 00:23:30,161
when brothers collude.

607
00:23:34,624 --> 00:23:36,208
When can we have sex?

608
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,460
After Cinco.

609
00:23:37,502 --> 00:23:39,211
Cinco?

610
00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:41,839
Just get a boat ready,
we'll make our getaway.

611
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,757
So not... not today.

612
00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:47,303
And that's when she saw Michael
for the first time

613
00:23:47,345 --> 00:23:49,681
since the last time
he left the family.

614
00:23:49,722 --> 00:23:51,056
Wow.

615
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:52,517
This is a step up from prison.

616
00:23:52,558 --> 00:23:54,101
How would you know?

617
00:23:54,143 --> 00:23:55,687
You haven't come
to visit me once.

618
00:23:55,728 --> 00:23:56,688
Yeah. Sorry.

619
00:23:56,729 --> 00:23:58,105
I feel bad about that.

620
00:23:58,147 --> 00:23:59,773
So you're here to make amends?

621
00:23:59,815 --> 00:24:02,360
Because you know your mother
will always take you back.

622
00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:04,945
And because
I know my mother wants me

623
00:24:04,987 --> 00:24:07,239
to sign away any connection
to the family business.

624
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:08,241
I just need a signature.

625
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:09,825
I'm happy to help.
If...

626
00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:12,161
- you do something for me.
- For me.

627
00:24:12,203 --> 00:24:14,497
Yeah, I heard
that's been happening.

628
00:24:14,539 --> 00:24:16,749
I'm happy to help you, honey.

629
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:18,751
Me, too.

630
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:21,462
And that's how Michael got his
mother's rights to the movie.

631
00:24:21,504 --> 00:24:24,006
But not right away.

632
00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:36,394
So happy to help.

633
00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:37,395
Me, too.

634
00:24:37,436 --> 00:24:39,813
- So, everything else is good?
- Yeah.

635
00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:42,316
You've talked to your sister,
the radical?

636
00:24:42,358 --> 00:24:44,360
Yeah. She's a redhead now,
and she's dating Herbert Love,

637
00:24:44,402 --> 00:24:46,153
but other than her looks
and her belief system,

638
00:24:46,195 --> 00:24:47,655
- Oh...
- she's the same old Lindsay.

639
00:24:47,697 --> 00:24:50,533
So that's Lindsay in the photo.

640
00:24:50,575 --> 00:24:52,243
And I hear you're dating
an actress...

641
00:24:52,284 --> 00:24:53,745
who's also dating Ron Howard?

642
00:24:54,787 --> 00:24:56,288
No, no...
no, no, no, no, no, no.

643
00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:58,457
She is not dating
Ron Howard, Mother.

644
00:24:58,499 --> 00:24:59,739
Ron Howard is her father, okay?

645
00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:03,212
Your mind...

646
00:25:03,254 --> 00:25:05,381
I did, though, actually
find out who she is dating.

647
00:25:05,423 --> 00:25:07,383
Michael had found out,
earlier that day,

648
00:25:07,425 --> 00:25:09,843
when he visited
her apartment to head off

649
00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:13,472
any ill feelings
she might have about this...

650
00:25:13,514 --> 00:25:14,932
I'll do everything
in my power to make sure

651
00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:16,141
she never dates you again.

652
00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:17,184
Or this...

653
00:25:17,226 --> 00:25:18,436
You are ruining
my life, Ron Howard!

654
00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:19,604
Nice, right?

655
00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:21,063
Is too big.

656
00:25:21,105 --> 00:25:23,357
She likes small.

657
00:25:23,399 --> 00:25:25,276
Can I please have ice cream?

658
00:25:25,317 --> 00:25:28,487
No, no, you are a Depardieu.
No sweets.

659
00:25:28,529 --> 00:25:30,573
Getting excited about Cinco?

660
00:25:30,615 --> 00:25:33,951
Your Cinco, not ours.

661
00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:40,374
Michael wasn't proud
of what he was about to do.

662
00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:42,460
Hey, Lem, I can reach
the ice cream and, you know,

663
00:25:42,501 --> 00:25:43,961
in my family,
we play a game called

664
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:47,673
"If You Do Something For Me."

665
00:25:47,715 --> 00:25:49,174
Rules are meant
to be broken, huh?

666
00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:52,344
I will give you this Dove bar,
if you do something for me.

667
00:25:52,386 --> 00:25:53,679
We have Dove bars?

668
00:25:53,721 --> 00:25:55,473
We do. Look at that.

669
00:25:55,514 --> 00:25:59,477
Tell me what you know
about this "George Maharis."

670
00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:00,436
Not much.

671
00:26:00,478 --> 00:26:01,520
He's old.

672
00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:02,855
Is he older than me?

673
00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:04,106
A few years.

674
00:26:04,148 --> 00:26:05,483
He looks like you.

675
00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:08,444
So, handsome.

676
00:26:08,486 --> 00:26:10,822
And that's when Lucille
found a way

677
00:26:10,863 --> 00:26:12,698
to keep the brothers
from colluding.

678
00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:14,366
George Maharis.

679
00:26:14,408 --> 00:26:16,368
George...
that's your brother's name.

680
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:17,953
George Oscar Bluth.

681
00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:21,666
Yes, uh, George
is Gob's first name, yep.

682
00:26:21,707 --> 00:26:23,041
And that's when Michael

683
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:25,002
remembered something else
strange.

684
00:26:28,506 --> 00:26:30,466
I probably should have
expected that.

685
00:26:30,508 --> 00:26:31,467
And then stranger...

686
00:26:31,509 --> 00:26:33,302
"Love each other..."

687
00:26:33,344 --> 00:26:35,429
Oh, that definitely
sounds like Gob.

688
00:26:35,471 --> 00:26:38,265
And he did say he was
seeing someone famous...

689
00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:39,725
dating someone famous.

690
00:26:39,767 --> 00:26:42,186
And Michael remembered
hearing about that, as well.

691
00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:44,146
Me doth think he hath a lady.

692
00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:47,608
- Oh.
- And they're both a bit of celebrities.

693
00:26:47,650 --> 00:26:50,277
Well, that is odd, because I,
I'm also dating a celebrity.

694
00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:51,529
If I were you,
I'd put a tail on him.

695
00:26:51,570 --> 00:26:53,364
Get a P.I.

696
00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:55,741
Where the hell
am I gonna find a P.I.?

697
00:26:55,783 --> 00:26:57,159
Gene Parmesan...

698
00:26:57,201 --> 00:26:58,828
at your service.

699
00:26:59,871 --> 00:27:00,830
Gene!

700
00:27:00,872 --> 00:27:02,956
He does this to me every time!

701
00:27:02,998 --> 00:27:05,159
- What's he doing here, Mom?
- Oh, he's working for me.

702
00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:06,126
Why'd you scream, then?

703
00:27:06,168 --> 00:27:09,588
I thought he was that guy.

704
00:27:11,924 --> 00:27:13,967
Mm.

705
00:27:15,344 --> 00:27:17,137
At Lucille's behest,

706
00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:20,265
Michael borrowed the family
P.I. to follow his brother.

707
00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:22,351
He just drove by. Pick me up.

708
00:27:22,393 --> 00:27:24,937
This is the great disguise, huh?

709
00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:26,313
Fry cook!

710
00:27:26,355 --> 00:27:28,232
Oh, no, no,
this is my horrible night job.

711
00:27:28,273 --> 00:27:30,359
In fact, I was hoping
you could drop me off

712
00:27:30,401 --> 00:27:32,027
at Chicken Dan's
when we're all done.

713
00:27:32,069 --> 00:27:33,070
Chicken Dan's, huh?

714
00:27:33,111 --> 00:27:34,655
That is embarrassing.

715
00:27:34,697 --> 00:27:36,824
This from a man who's driving
around a mapping car?

716
00:27:36,866 --> 00:27:38,743
You know, I don't even think
these things work.

717
00:27:38,784 --> 00:27:40,703
That's why I rely
on these babies right here...

718
00:27:40,745 --> 00:27:42,037
the old binocs.

719
00:27:42,079 --> 00:27:44,164
Let's see if we can't find
this target.

720
00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:46,208
You know, the great thing
about these is,

721
00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:48,920
there's no software to update...

722
00:27:48,961 --> 00:27:50,671
- Oh, God, what are you doing?
- Sorry.

723
00:27:50,713 --> 00:27:52,339
Oh, these binoculars
make me nauseous.

724
00:27:52,381 --> 00:27:53,507
Well, of course they do.

725
00:27:53,549 --> 00:27:55,008
Why don't you just use the maps?

726
00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:57,636
- No.
- We're in a satellite-linked mapping car.

727
00:27:57,678 --> 00:28:00,472
No, no. Sometimes
the old ways are the...

728
00:28:00,514 --> 00:28:01,724
- Hey.
- You-you better pull over.

729
00:28:01,766 --> 00:28:02,934
- All right, hang on.
- Pull over!

730
00:28:02,975 --> 00:28:04,351
One, two.

731
00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:05,394
And while Michael was
waylaid...

732
00:28:05,436 --> 00:28:06,687
One, two...

733
00:28:06,729 --> 00:28:07,605
Lucille was working
on her tap dancing.

734
00:28:07,646 --> 00:28:08,689
One, two.

735
00:28:17,740 --> 00:28:19,157
- Two.
- E-ex... excuse...

736
00:28:23,245 --> 00:28:24,663
She missed a step.
Tell her she missed a step.

737
00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:26,123
She can't do it like that.

738
00:28:26,164 --> 00:28:27,917
- ... on people's feelings.
- Oh, uh,

739
00:28:27,959 --> 00:28:29,835
DeBrie, you might have missed
a step, so...

740
00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:32,170
- Sorry. I think I might... I hurt my leg.
- Oh.

741
00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:34,924
And so, I need some, mm,
Tylenol with c-codeine?

742
00:28:34,966 --> 00:28:36,926
Or maybe
a little morphie morph?

743
00:28:36,968 --> 00:28:38,469
No. DeBrie, come on.

744
00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:40,304
Don't you want to get back
on that horse?

745
00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:41,889
Even better!

746
00:28:41,931 --> 00:28:43,766
She was the best
villain casting

747
00:28:43,808 --> 00:28:46,644
since Shirley MacClain
in "Gangie Four."

748
00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:48,479
And on the night of Cinco,

749
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,855
Lucille's escape plans

750
00:28:49,897 --> 00:28:52,065
got a step closer
to completion.

751
00:28:52,107 --> 00:28:55,360
Oscar did indeed borrow a boat
and left it idling,

752
00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:59,239
which unfortunately, was what
this man was looking for.

753
00:28:59,281 --> 00:29:01,784
And Lucille slipped away
from the cast,

754
00:29:01,826 --> 00:29:04,119
looking for her husband.

755
00:29:04,161 --> 00:29:06,747
There you are!

756
00:29:06,789 --> 00:29:08,916
What are you doing here?

757
00:29:08,958 --> 00:29:10,835
What do you mean,
what am I doing here?

758
00:29:10,876 --> 00:29:12,628
We made plans...
to escape on the boat!

759
00:29:12,670 --> 00:29:14,797
I never made plans with you.

760
00:29:14,839 --> 00:29:18,425
But we talked
about it on the phone,

761
00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:20,177
when you were trying
to talk dirty to me.

762
00:29:20,218 --> 00:29:21,637
- Oh.
- What is wrong with you?

763
00:29:21,679 --> 00:29:23,514
This is... this is embarrassing.
Full disclosure.

764
00:29:23,555 --> 00:29:25,016
Uh, that was Oscar,

765
00:29:25,057 --> 00:29:27,059
who may have been the one
you were talking with.

766
00:29:27,142 --> 00:29:30,270
He's been filling in...
for me occasionally.

767
00:29:30,312 --> 00:29:33,941
Filling in?
As in, visiting me?

768
00:29:33,983 --> 00:29:36,777
You sent your brother
to have sex with me?

769
00:29:36,819 --> 00:29:38,487
No, I sent him to listen to you

770
00:29:38,529 --> 00:29:40,531
one time, and then,
he found out about the wall,

771
00:29:40,572 --> 00:29:42,199
and tried to get you
talking about it,

772
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,036
and this was his way
of shutting you up.

773
00:29:45,077 --> 00:29:47,245
- He told you this?
- No, you told me

774
00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:48,622
when I visited.

775
00:29:48,664 --> 00:29:51,500
I got in there
a couple of times... too.

776
00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:53,002
Oh, but not for sex.

777
00:29:53,044 --> 00:29:54,920
I don't have the tiger
in my tank anymore.

778
00:29:54,962 --> 00:29:56,714
Maybe I do need a vacay.

779
00:29:56,755 --> 00:29:58,090
So, tell me about this trip.

780
00:29:58,131 --> 00:29:59,842
That's interesting.
Where we going?

781
00:29:59,884 --> 00:30:01,468
I'll tell you where we're going.

782
00:30:01,510 --> 00:30:03,012
We're going to court.

783
00:30:03,054 --> 00:30:05,138
We're getting a real divorce.

784
00:30:05,180 --> 00:30:07,599
You're out of the marriage.

785
00:30:07,641 --> 00:30:09,476
Lucille...?

786
00:30:09,518 --> 00:30:12,730
And that's when she came
face to face with the man...

787
00:30:12,771 --> 00:30:14,398
whose face
she'd just faced...

788
00:30:14,439 --> 00:30:16,067
- Are you ready?
- ... but it was a different...

789
00:30:16,108 --> 00:30:17,693
- It-it was Oscar.
- Hello, Oscar.

790
00:30:17,735 --> 00:30:19,778
You should get an Oscar
for your portrayal of George

791
00:30:19,820 --> 00:30:21,822
in "Screw the Oblivious
Sister-in-law."

792
00:30:21,864 --> 00:30:24,867
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

793
00:30:24,909 --> 00:30:25,951
You-you got me.

794
00:30:25,993 --> 00:30:27,828
I was gon...
I was gonna tell you.

795
00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:30,122
I was acting
when I pretended to be George,

796
00:30:30,163 --> 00:30:32,290
but I am dead serious when I say

797
00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:35,920
you are the hottest woman
I know.

798
00:30:35,961 --> 00:30:40,758
I'm here tonight because
I want to run away with you.

799
00:30:40,799 --> 00:30:42,300
Oscar. Really?

800
00:30:42,342 --> 00:30:44,053
Of course. What?

801
00:30:44,095 --> 00:30:46,805
Do you think I'm here for the
donkey punch? Which I do love,

802
00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:48,807
and it's the only night
you can get it.

803
00:30:48,849 --> 00:30:51,894
But you are the only woman
for me, Lucille!

804
00:30:51,936 --> 00:30:55,355
Bring me those thin,
pot-stained lips.

805
00:30:55,397 --> 00:30:57,108
Oh, honey.

806
00:30:58,984 --> 00:31:00,694
- What's this?
- I have no idea.

807
00:31:00,736 --> 00:31:02,237
And that's when she found out
the latest thing

808
00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:04,322
that was hers
that had been claimed.

809
00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:06,867
He'd actually acquired it
earlier that night

810
00:31:06,909 --> 00:31:08,994
when he was... polling
for Lucille 2.

811
00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:11,496
- That, um...
- She's claimed you!

812
00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:13,749
Everyone I know wants
to take everything away from me!

813
00:31:13,791 --> 00:31:15,000
No! That's not true.

814
00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:16,334
I love you.

815
00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:18,253
I don't know if it's the maca.

816
00:31:18,295 --> 00:31:20,005
I've just been so randy lately.

817
00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:22,340
But you're...

818
00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:23,634
you...

819
00:31:23,675 --> 00:31:25,385
you're my kind of Lucille!

820
00:31:25,427 --> 00:31:26,637
Get away from me, you liar.

821
00:31:26,678 --> 00:31:28,764
I can't believe
you were with her.

822
00:31:28,806 --> 00:31:30,432
She's finished.

823
00:31:30,474 --> 00:31:32,935
And the Oscar goes, too!

824
00:31:32,977 --> 00:31:34,311
To...?

825
00:31:34,352 --> 00:31:35,771
Get out of my sight!

826
00:31:35,813 --> 00:31:37,106
She was in an emotional storm

827
00:31:37,148 --> 00:31:39,150
and could have used
a therapist.

828
00:31:39,191 --> 00:31:41,110
- Oh, my God...
- Lucille!

829
00:31:41,152 --> 00:31:43,112
- When she ran into a therapist
- Where are you going?

830
00:31:43,154 --> 00:31:44,738
who could've used a storm.

831
00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:46,239
To disappear.

832
00:31:46,281 --> 00:31:48,159
That's what everyone
wants me to do.

833
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,120
Lucille!

834
00:31:51,162 --> 00:31:53,330
You are not the villain.

835
00:31:55,332 --> 00:31:57,209
I'm so tired
of being the villain.

836
00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:58,710
Well, those days are over.

837
00:31:58,752 --> 00:32:01,880
What you are
is the Invisible Girl.

838
00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:03,548
You make it impossible
for people

839
00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:05,383
to see you in order
to protect yourself.

840
00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:06,927
And somehow, in that moment,

841
00:32:06,969 --> 00:32:08,345
something changed for her.

842
00:32:08,386 --> 00:32:09,763
I do do that.

843
00:32:09,805 --> 00:32:11,682
And in this way, you launch

844
00:32:11,723 --> 00:32:13,433
sneak attacks,
and you create a force field

845
00:32:13,475 --> 00:32:14,852
to keep people away.

846
00:32:14,893 --> 00:32:16,895
Right! I'm not a villain.

847
00:32:16,937 --> 00:32:18,647
I'm the Invisible Girl!

848
00:32:18,689 --> 00:32:20,191
Yes, that's what I'm saying!

849
00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:23,443
Oh, you know, it's funny...
I never would have

850
00:32:23,485 --> 00:32:26,697
come to this if it hadn't been
for Lucille 2's rehab.

851
00:32:26,738 --> 00:32:30,242
I need to pay her back
for everything she's done to me.

852
00:32:30,283 --> 00:32:33,204
I'm going back to rehab.

853
00:32:33,245 --> 00:32:37,166
I just have
to make one quick stop first.

854
00:32:37,208 --> 00:32:38,876
I don't think we have time.

855
00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:40,518
And that's the night
that Lucille decided

856
00:32:40,544 --> 00:32:42,004
she didn't want
to be invisible anymore.

857
00:32:42,046 --> 00:32:43,755
I've got to do this...

858
00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:46,217
And perhaps, ironically,
it was also

859
00:32:46,258 --> 00:32:50,679
the night that Lucille 2
became the Invisible Girl.

860
00:32:55,184 --> 00:32:56,894
Tobias boards the boat

861
00:32:56,935 --> 00:32:59,021
originally meant
for Lucille's escape,

862
00:32:59,063 --> 00:33:02,774
and after making one stop,
faces the awful truth.

863
00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:06,319
They're going to be talking
about this bomb for years.

864
00:33:06,361 --> 00:33:08,613
Oh, God, it is bad, isn't it?

865
00:33:08,655 --> 00:33:10,824
Lindsay was right
to discourage me.

866
00:33:12,659 --> 00:33:14,703
- Tobias?
- Marky?

867
00:33:14,745 --> 00:33:16,788
If you're not Lindsay,
then where is Lindsay?

868
00:33:16,830 --> 00:33:18,249
Isn't that her
on the love boat?

869
00:33:18,290 --> 00:33:20,918
- But I just put a bomb on the love boat!
- What?

870
00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:22,479
- Lindsay! Lindsay!
- Lindsay! Lindsay!

871
00:33:22,502 --> 00:33:23,795
Lindsay, there's a bomb!

872
00:33:26,673 --> 00:33:27,632
Lindsay remembers
she's on a boat...

873
00:33:27,674 --> 00:33:28,550
Oh, (bleep)

874
00:33:28,592 --> 00:33:30,635
that Marky had intended
to bomb.

875
00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:32,387
You gotta get off the boat!

876
00:33:32,429 --> 00:33:33,805
And it turns out
to be kind of romantic.

877
00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:35,534
Bomb!

878
00:33:37,845 --> 00:33:41,855
that Lindsay and Tobias
have matching suitcases.

879
00:33:41,975 --> 00:33:46,580
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