1 00:00:03,355 --> 00:00:07,192 Gob Bluth had just been told by his father 2 00:00:07,234 --> 00:00:09,611 to go to work for his younger brother. 3 00:00:09,652 --> 00:00:11,405 And then thanks for the birthday card 4 00:00:11,447 --> 00:00:14,532 that I never got from you for the last 40 years. 5 00:00:14,574 --> 00:00:16,368 In fact, 6 00:00:16,410 --> 00:00:18,412 - it was a brother with whom Gob... -What the hell? 7 00:00:18,454 --> 00:00:19,621 was secretly competitive. 8 00:00:19,662 --> 00:00:20,914 I got the right of way. 9 00:00:20,956 --> 00:00:23,333 - N-No. - Okay. 10 00:00:23,375 --> 00:00:26,962 And perhaps it was that sense of competition... 11 00:00:29,631 --> 00:00:31,716 that led to this tinkling match. 12 00:00:31,758 --> 00:00:33,551 I've met someone. 13 00:00:33,593 --> 00:00:36,263 Can't really give you any information... kind of famousy. 14 00:00:36,305 --> 00:00:37,931 - I also met someone. - Have you? 15 00:00:37,973 --> 00:00:40,142 Also famousy. Can't giveyouany information. 16 00:00:40,183 --> 00:00:42,644 - Is it Julie Bowen? - No, it's not. 17 00:00:42,685 --> 00:00:44,313 - Is yours Julie Bowen? - Is yours Julie...? 18 00:00:44,354 --> 00:00:47,065 Oh, my God, Michael, you're seeing Julie Bowen? 19 00:00:47,107 --> 00:00:48,317 I am not seeing Julie Bowen, 20 00:00:48,358 --> 00:00:50,527 but if you are, you tell me right now. 21 00:00:50,568 --> 00:00:53,280 I want to hear you say the words "I'm not seeing Julie Bowen." 22 00:00:53,322 --> 00:00:55,449 I have not seen Julie Bowen. 23 00:00:55,491 --> 00:00:56,908 Well, that's a funny way to phrase it. 24 00:00:56,950 --> 00:00:58,743 This went on for some time, 25 00:00:58,785 --> 00:01:01,455 but eventually they started talking business. 26 00:01:01,497 --> 00:01:03,499 If it wasn't for the movie thing, I would do it myself. 27 00:01:03,540 --> 00:01:04,707 They practically sell themselves; you just got 28 00:01:04,749 --> 00:01:06,376 to bring the people in. 29 00:01:06,418 --> 00:01:08,753 - Lindsay.-But soon the hard lemonade softened 30 00:01:08,795 --> 00:01:10,506 - their competitive edge. - No, no, this... maybe Tobias. 31 00:01:10,547 --> 00:01:12,048 And Michael confessed 32 00:01:12,090 --> 00:01:16,094 that he had grown estranged from his son. 33 00:01:16,136 --> 00:01:17,429 I'll call him for you. 34 00:01:17,471 --> 00:01:19,515 You've given me a new sense of purpose. 35 00:01:19,556 --> 00:01:21,350 I don't want you to get your hopes up. 36 00:01:21,391 --> 00:01:23,977 You know, when I said that, that these places sell themselves, 37 00:01:24,019 --> 00:01:27,814 I should have gone on to say, you know, that, that, uh... 38 00:01:27,856 --> 00:01:29,399 No, they don't. 39 00:01:29,441 --> 00:01:31,734 No, I'm not talking about selling these mausoleums. 40 00:01:31,776 --> 00:01:33,987 I mean destroying Tony Wonder. 41 00:01:34,029 --> 00:01:36,365 I'm gonna destroy his career the same way that he destroyed mine. 42 00:01:36,406 --> 00:01:38,825 Gob was referring to an escape act 43 00:01:38,867 --> 00:01:40,702 he'd performed that had failed 44 00:01:40,743 --> 00:01:42,454 when the hidden compartment that held 45 00:01:42,496 --> 00:01:44,956 the keys to his escape hadn't opened... 46 00:01:44,998 --> 00:01:46,124 - It's not going to work. - ... humiliating him 47 00:01:46,166 --> 00:01:47,543 in front of his bride... 48 00:01:47,584 --> 00:01:49,878 - uh, her... - He's not coming back. 49 00:01:49,919 --> 00:01:51,963 and all of Christendom. 50 00:01:52,005 --> 00:01:54,466 Destroying Tony Wonder is your sense of purpose? 51 00:01:54,508 --> 00:01:56,009 I thought you said, thanks to me... 52 00:01:56,051 --> 00:01:57,302 Because he's performing at a gay club tonight, 53 00:01:57,344 --> 00:01:58,720 and I need you to act as my boyfriend 54 00:01:58,761 --> 00:01:59,762 to help me get in. 55 00:01:59,804 --> 00:02:01,598 I'm gonna say no, thank you. 56 00:02:01,639 --> 00:02:03,266 And don't you think it's a little inappropriate? 57 00:02:03,308 --> 00:02:04,726 I am your brother. 58 00:02:04,767 --> 00:02:06,520 You sound like my son. 59 00:02:06,562 --> 00:02:09,606 Whom Gob had spoken to earlier that day. 60 00:02:09,647 --> 00:02:11,983 - And in a van, by the way. - Hey, you remembered. 61 00:02:12,025 --> 00:02:16,321 How about you and I go to a magic show together? 62 00:02:16,363 --> 00:02:17,573 I love magic, of course. 63 00:02:17,614 --> 00:02:19,575 I mean, my dad's a magician. 64 00:02:19,616 --> 00:02:23,328 - Well, you're my dad, I mean, so, so you should know. -Right. 65 00:02:23,370 --> 00:02:27,082 Well, it'd be sort of a, a father-son thing at a gay club. 66 00:02:27,123 --> 00:02:28,917 Well, technically gay night at a magic club. 67 00:02:28,958 --> 00:02:30,460 Hey, you know what'd be funny? 68 00:02:30,502 --> 00:02:32,212 If you pretended to be my boyfriend 69 00:02:32,254 --> 00:02:33,380 so I could lock this guy Tony Wonder... 70 00:02:33,422 --> 00:02:35,215 You know, I-I don't know, 71 00:02:35,257 --> 00:02:37,842 I-I don't think this whole thing is sounding like a good idea. 72 00:02:37,884 --> 00:02:40,178 Besides, last time we tried to do something together, 73 00:02:40,220 --> 00:02:41,763 - you didn't even show up. - You know what? 74 00:02:41,804 --> 00:02:44,099 You're mad at me... I get it, I totally get it, 75 00:02:44,140 --> 00:02:46,935 - and guess what... I'm mad at you. -You know, Dad, 76 00:02:46,976 --> 00:02:49,438 that attitude might be why you're alone all the time. 77 00:02:49,479 --> 00:02:51,523 - The way you treat people... - What about you? 78 00:02:51,565 --> 00:02:54,150 I didn't hear from you for your entire childhood, 79 00:02:54,192 --> 00:02:55,902 and then thanks for the birthday card 80 00:02:55,944 --> 00:03:00,240 that I never got from you for the last 40 years. 81 00:03:00,282 --> 00:03:01,824 This was extra hard for Steve 82 00:03:01,866 --> 00:03:03,993 to hear on his actual birthday. 83 00:03:04,035 --> 00:03:05,328 And didn't you already try locking Tony Wonder in 84 00:03:05,370 --> 00:03:07,122 - his trick? - Oh, yeah, but that 85 00:03:07,163 --> 00:03:09,040 wasn't for revenge, that was just on spec. 86 00:03:09,082 --> 00:03:12,001 - Just like Tony Wonder. - And it didn't work. Besides, 87 00:03:12,043 --> 00:03:14,087 that's before I knew that he had locked me in my trick. 88 00:03:14,129 --> 00:03:16,381 You still don't know that he tried to lock you in your trick. 89 00:03:16,423 --> 00:03:18,300 Hey, I do know, I have proof. 90 00:03:18,341 --> 00:03:23,012 I went in that cave and I found this. 91 00:03:23,054 --> 00:03:24,598 We both know what that stands for. 92 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:25,641 Jesus. 93 00:03:25,682 --> 00:03:26,766 No, that would be a "J." 94 00:03:26,808 --> 00:03:28,184 This is a "T." 95 00:03:28,226 --> 00:03:30,270 Tony Wonder was there in the cave the night 96 00:03:30,312 --> 00:03:32,522 that I did my big illusion, so when I went yesterday 97 00:03:32,564 --> 00:03:34,524 to the cave and I saw that this had wedged 98 00:03:34,566 --> 00:03:37,444 my compartment door shut, I knew that I'd been wronged. 99 00:03:37,486 --> 00:03:38,736 Okay, the only thing that we know 100 00:03:38,778 --> 00:03:41,364 is that you tried to lock Tony Wonder 101 00:03:41,406 --> 00:03:42,324 in his trick first. 102 00:03:42,365 --> 00:03:43,617 - Right? - No, 103 00:03:43,659 --> 00:03:44,909 - no. - So you're even. 104 00:03:44,951 --> 00:03:46,536 Because mine didn't work. 105 00:03:46,578 --> 00:03:48,497 He got the last laugh, which, in this case, happened 106 00:03:48,538 --> 00:03:49,956 to be the first laugh. I don't understand 107 00:03:49,998 --> 00:03:51,333 why you can't seem to follow me 108 00:03:51,374 --> 00:03:53,126 - on any of this. - Gob, you've got a chance 109 00:03:53,168 --> 00:03:55,629 to build a brand-new life. Don't run away from it again. 110 00:03:55,671 --> 00:03:57,673 - Don't try to escape it. - I don't do that, Michael. 111 00:03:57,714 --> 00:03:59,508 Listen, if you insist on speaking to me like you're 112 00:03:59,549 --> 00:04:01,843 my wife, then don't be surprised to find my in you 113 00:04:01,884 --> 00:04:03,886 and then you never hear from me again. 114 00:04:03,928 --> 00:04:06,139 I'm offering you a good job 115 00:04:06,181 --> 00:04:09,351 selling good homes, making real good money, 116 00:04:09,392 --> 00:04:13,980 and I'm not asking for anything in return. 117 00:04:14,022 --> 00:04:15,857 What is this? 118 00:04:15,898 --> 00:04:17,150 I'm asking for a little something in return. 119 00:04:17,192 --> 00:04:18,527 These... this is for the movie. 120 00:04:18,568 --> 00:04:20,278 This is for your life rights in perpetuity, 121 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,280 in the known universe and beyond. 122 00:04:22,322 --> 00:04:24,073 Blah, blah, blah, look at this. 123 00:04:24,115 --> 00:04:25,950 What's that mean... you're not gonna sign it? 124 00:04:25,992 --> 00:04:27,494 No, I was just thinking 125 00:04:27,536 --> 00:04:30,038 that I should have my attorney Bob Loblaw look at this. 126 00:04:30,079 --> 00:04:32,040 Oh, he doesn't need to... it's all pretty boilerplate stuff. 127 00:04:32,081 --> 00:04:33,124 Yeah, no, I'm fine with it. 128 00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:34,917 I'm gonna be in a movie. 129 00:04:34,959 --> 00:04:36,085 No, you're not. 130 00:04:36,127 --> 00:04:38,505 I'm gonna be in a movie. Okay. 131 00:04:38,547 --> 00:04:40,215 Now the story of a family 132 00:04:40,256 --> 00:04:43,885 whose future was abruptly canceled, 133 00:04:43,926 --> 00:04:45,554 and the one son who had no choice 134 00:04:45,595 --> 00:04:47,430 but to keep himself together. 135 00:04:51,601 --> 00:04:53,478 It's Gob's Arrested Development. 136 00:04:56,189 --> 00:04:58,233 Gob was making good on a promise 137 00:04:58,274 --> 00:05:00,068 - he had made to Michael... - Hi, Uncle Gob. 138 00:05:00,109 --> 00:05:02,028 I need to see you tonight. 139 00:05:02,070 --> 00:05:04,906 - ... to talk to his son. - It's about your father and you. 140 00:05:04,947 --> 00:05:07,242 Really, is... is he upset? 141 00:05:07,283 --> 00:05:09,327 Do I seem like a clown to you? 142 00:05:09,369 --> 00:05:10,704 I got it. 143 00:05:10,746 --> 00:05:12,414 Do I seem like some kind of a clown to you? 144 00:05:12,455 --> 00:05:14,416 Look, I got it, I got it, Uncle Gob, just tell me where. 145 00:05:14,457 --> 00:05:17,252 Meet me tonight at the Gothic Castle. 146 00:05:17,293 --> 00:05:18,670 I will... the Gothic Castle? 147 00:05:18,712 --> 00:05:20,255 No, the Gothicassle. Yes, the Gothic Castle. 148 00:05:20,296 --> 00:05:21,923 No, I didn't say the Gothicassle. 149 00:05:21,964 --> 00:05:23,800 What, what do you think, they call it the Gothicassle? 150 00:05:23,841 --> 00:05:25,134 No, I said the Gothic Castle. 151 00:05:25,176 --> 00:05:26,762 - It's the Gothic Castle. - Gothic Castle. 152 00:05:26,803 --> 00:05:27,970 Okay. 153 00:05:28,012 --> 00:05:30,599 I think you look amazing. 154 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,141 I'll take it. 155 00:05:32,183 --> 00:05:33,476 - Great. - No, no. 156 00:05:33,518 --> 00:05:36,438 The compliment, not the shirt. 157 00:05:36,479 --> 00:05:38,732 And so it was a very worried George Michael 158 00:05:38,774 --> 00:05:42,193 that arrived to speak to his uncle at the Gothic Castle, 159 00:05:42,235 --> 00:05:44,153 which, that night, did actually kind of resemble 160 00:05:44,195 --> 00:05:45,447 the Gothicassle. 161 00:05:45,488 --> 00:05:47,657 - Uncle Gob. - Don't call me Unc... 162 00:05:47,699 --> 00:05:49,158 Actually, no, that's good, that works here. 163 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,868 Is my dad upset? What's going on? 164 00:05:50,910 --> 00:05:52,662 - No, he's fine. -But you told me he was really upset 165 00:05:52,704 --> 00:05:54,497 - about something. - I don't know. 166 00:05:54,539 --> 00:05:56,874 I do know that your daddy wants you to get 167 00:05:56,916 --> 00:05:58,251 your hot, little, tight, little, hot ass 168 00:05:58,293 --> 00:06:00,086 right up there right away to see him. 169 00:06:00,128 --> 00:06:01,963 You're good. -You, you had me come all the way here 170 00:06:02,004 --> 00:06:03,632 just to tell me my dad wants me to meet him? 171 00:06:03,673 --> 00:06:05,467 No, no, those two things are unrelated. 172 00:06:05,508 --> 00:06:07,552 No, I'm, I'm here 'cause I'm trying to lock this guy Tony 173 00:06:07,594 --> 00:06:09,053 into this gay magic trick, 174 00:06:09,095 --> 00:06:11,473 and I just needed a believable arm candy bean. 175 00:06:11,514 --> 00:06:13,516 And don't make that face; you look homophobic. 176 00:06:13,558 --> 00:06:15,310 - No, I'm not being homophobic. - Why are you doing this? 177 00:06:15,351 --> 00:06:17,061 - I'm, I'm uncomfortable. - This is very important for me. 178 00:06:17,103 --> 00:06:18,938 Don't worry, you're blending in here perfectly. 179 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:19,897 A newbie. 180 00:06:19,939 --> 00:06:21,941 Except, 181 00:06:21,983 --> 00:06:23,401 even if he does post that somewhere, 182 00:06:23,443 --> 00:06:24,736 the Fakeblock thing will scrub it away. 183 00:06:24,778 --> 00:06:26,529 You know about Fakeblock? 184 00:06:26,571 --> 00:06:28,490 You know, that's my software. 185 00:06:28,531 --> 00:06:30,575 I wonder if my dad thinks I'm blowing him off 186 00:06:30,617 --> 00:06:32,619 because that's starting to take off now. 187 00:06:32,661 --> 00:06:34,788 Well, you should go find out 'cause I do know that your dad 188 00:06:34,830 --> 00:06:36,832 is really, really, really upset with you. 189 00:06:36,873 --> 00:06:38,667 He is upset? I asked you that. 190 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:40,960 That was literally the first thing I asked you. 191 00:06:41,002 --> 00:06:42,838 You're giving me these craz... 192 00:06:42,879 --> 00:06:44,380 - Mad? - N... 193 00:06:44,422 --> 00:06:46,257 - God, what is that inky taste? - It's my stamp. 194 00:06:46,299 --> 00:06:47,884 - Oh, I'm so sorry about that. - No, that-that's okay. 195 00:06:47,925 --> 00:06:50,136 I probably won't come back in. 196 00:06:50,178 --> 00:06:52,138 I-I'm gonna go see my dad. 197 00:06:52,180 --> 00:06:53,890 Yeah, you are 'cause you're a good son. 198 00:06:54,808 --> 00:06:56,518 Ow! 199 00:06:56,559 --> 00:06:58,478 - Bit my tongue, that little bitch.-Oh, no, he didn't. 200 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,814 - They're always doing that. - I mean, oh, no, he didn't. 201 00:07:00,856 --> 00:07:03,107 Thank you, George Michael; honestly I owe you big-time. 202 00:07:03,149 --> 00:07:05,234 Not a lot of nephews would do this for their uncles. 203 00:07:05,276 --> 00:07:06,486 Now get out of here. 204 00:07:06,528 --> 00:07:08,697 I never want to sleep with you again. 205 00:07:08,738 --> 00:07:10,365 I mean, I probably will. I don't. 206 00:07:10,406 --> 00:07:11,825 But are we good? 207 00:07:11,867 --> 00:07:13,493 - We're good. - After successfully looking 208 00:07:13,535 --> 00:07:15,704 like he'd had a fight with his boyfriend, 209 00:07:15,745 --> 00:07:18,581 Gob put his plan into action. 210 00:07:18,623 --> 00:07:21,334 Knowing that Tony would go into the closet 211 00:07:21,376 --> 00:07:23,294 and pop out of somewhere else, 212 00:07:23,336 --> 00:07:26,214 Gob proceeded to lock everything he could find. 213 00:07:28,966 --> 00:07:31,177 Who's the dumbwaiter now? 214 00:07:31,219 --> 00:07:33,137 And that's when he saw something that took him 215 00:07:33,179 --> 00:07:37,099 back to a moment when his life had reached its nadir. 216 00:07:38,935 --> 00:07:41,145 You know, if tomorrow you won't open up 217 00:07:41,187 --> 00:07:44,816 and let someone else in, then the treasures you have inside 218 00:07:44,858 --> 00:07:47,318 may never come out. 219 00:07:50,697 --> 00:07:53,032 A magician has many secrets... 220 00:07:54,450 --> 00:07:56,745 but there was one I was forced to keep... 221 00:07:56,786 --> 00:07:59,956 by society. 222 00:07:59,997 --> 00:08:03,919 And Gob settled in to watch his revenge play out. 223 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:07,463 "Don't talk to us," they said. 224 00:08:07,505 --> 00:08:10,967 "Keep your hands to yourself," they also said. 225 00:08:13,177 --> 00:08:15,388 Magic is only for straight men. 226 00:08:23,187 --> 00:08:25,899 I don't want to look at you, son. 227 00:08:25,941 --> 00:08:27,108 Just go to work. 228 00:08:27,149 --> 00:08:30,946 Why can't you be like your brother? 229 00:08:34,282 --> 00:08:36,576 There! Stay in there! 230 00:08:36,618 --> 00:08:38,244 We don't want you out here! 231 00:08:38,286 --> 00:08:42,999 Well, I'm here, I'm queer, and now... 232 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:45,251 I'm in a chair! 233 00:08:45,293 --> 00:08:47,670 Did somebody say Wonder? 234 00:08:47,712 --> 00:08:49,297 Nobody actually did that time, 235 00:08:49,338 --> 00:08:51,132 but I think he got away with it. 236 00:08:51,173 --> 00:08:53,718 Didn't expect to see you here. Want to get a drink later? 237 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,137 And believe it or not, it was this trick... 238 00:08:56,178 --> 00:08:57,806 Now everybody's gay! 239 00:08:57,847 --> 00:09:00,224 that really brought the crowd to their feet. 240 00:09:00,266 --> 00:09:03,686 Although it was pretty easy to figure out how he did it. 241 00:09:03,728 --> 00:09:05,146 They started out gay. 242 00:09:05,187 --> 00:09:07,064 You missed your cue! 243 00:09:07,106 --> 00:09:09,233 Gob was having a drink with a man 244 00:09:09,275 --> 00:09:11,027 he'd twice tried to sabotage. 245 00:09:11,068 --> 00:09:14,489 Beanbag chair... I was wondering what you were gonna pop out of. 246 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:15,991 Did somebody say Wonder... 247 00:09:16,032 --> 00:09:17,659 ing? 248 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,953 I always try to stay one step ahead of the audience. 249 00:09:19,995 --> 00:09:20,996 Vamanos! 250 00:09:23,623 --> 00:09:25,792 Oh, hey, come on, man. 251 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:27,126 Timing, right? 252 00:09:27,168 --> 00:09:28,252 Hey, leave the mask. 253 00:09:28,294 --> 00:09:29,504 Yeah, of course... mask. 254 00:09:29,545 --> 00:09:30,839 Yeah, that makes sense. 255 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,507 I use a mask myself, in my act. 256 00:09:32,548 --> 00:09:35,176 But you have to tell me how you do that bean bag trick. 257 00:09:35,217 --> 00:09:37,219 Well, I guess, since you're a magician, too. 258 00:09:37,261 --> 00:09:38,346 But not a word of this. 259 00:09:38,387 --> 00:09:40,556 I did use a mask. 260 00:09:40,598 --> 00:09:41,766 I put it on another guy, 261 00:09:41,808 --> 00:09:43,184 and then I was in the bean bag chair 262 00:09:43,225 --> 00:09:44,268 the whole time. 263 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:45,854 Oh, well, that's... that's... 264 00:09:45,895 --> 00:09:47,563 : ... that's why they put that sign 265 00:09:47,605 --> 00:09:49,607 on the bean bag chair that says, "Do not steal this..." 266 00:09:49,649 --> 00:09:51,484 And the magicians shared the secrets 267 00:09:51,526 --> 00:09:53,319 of their ancient and mystical craft. 268 00:09:53,361 --> 00:09:55,279 And also it's very hard to get out of 269 00:09:55,321 --> 00:09:57,156 at the end, when I appear. 270 00:09:57,198 --> 00:09:58,616 So how have you been? 271 00:09:58,658 --> 00:10:01,369 I haven't seen you since your "wedding," 272 00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:02,871 when you did the Jesus gag. 273 00:10:02,912 --> 00:10:04,831 See, it's like a quotation mark, but with a "W." 274 00:10:04,873 --> 00:10:06,332 Oh, yeah, right, I got ya. 275 00:10:06,374 --> 00:10:08,043 That's... I should do that. 276 00:10:08,084 --> 00:10:09,168 Hey, don't. Okay? 277 00:10:09,210 --> 00:10:11,504 I-I... I won't. 278 00:10:11,546 --> 00:10:13,965 Yeah, uh, no, the marriage was unsuccessful. 279 00:10:14,007 --> 00:10:17,010 I guess you could say I was a runaway groom. 280 00:10:17,052 --> 00:10:18,845 Well, makes sense now, doesn't it? 281 00:10:18,887 --> 00:10:20,055 What do you mean? 282 00:10:20,096 --> 00:10:21,138 Well, I mean, you are gay, right? 283 00:10:21,180 --> 00:10:23,016 Oh, yes, right, yeah. 284 00:10:23,058 --> 00:10:25,434 Very... because of what I'm... dressed... 285 00:10:25,476 --> 00:10:26,895 And my boyfriend was here earlier. 286 00:10:26,936 --> 00:10:28,354 And-and he bit my tongue. 287 00:10:28,396 --> 00:10:30,147 And that's when Gob did 288 00:10:30,189 --> 00:10:31,482 a magic trick of his own. 289 00:10:31,524 --> 00:10:33,234 - Want to see? - No, I believe you. 290 00:10:33,275 --> 00:10:34,527 I'm just surprised, though, 291 00:10:34,569 --> 00:10:36,571 because you are the Christian magician. 292 00:10:36,612 --> 00:10:38,948 Although you did look awfully shredded on that cross. 293 00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:40,366 You should have seen me 294 00:10:40,408 --> 00:10:41,910 when they took me out of the storage locker. 295 00:10:41,951 --> 00:10:44,829 - Hmm. -But how'd I get in the storage locker? 296 00:10:44,871 --> 00:10:46,247 That's okay; I know it didn't work. 297 00:10:46,288 --> 00:10:47,874 Made the "Woops" column inPoof. 298 00:10:47,916 --> 00:10:50,043 It's cool, though, man; I've been there. 299 00:10:50,085 --> 00:10:51,210 Your assistant probably sabotaged you. 300 00:10:51,252 --> 00:10:52,754 I don't even use one anymore. 301 00:10:52,795 --> 00:10:53,922 I resorted to using my own legs 302 00:10:53,963 --> 00:10:55,631 in the "Saw the Lady in Half" gag. 303 00:10:55,673 --> 00:10:56,925 I even shaved them. 304 00:10:56,966 --> 00:10:59,176 Want to feel? 305 00:10:59,218 --> 00:11:00,428 Wow, they are smooth. 306 00:11:00,469 --> 00:11:02,263 Like a lady's. 307 00:11:02,304 --> 00:11:03,932 I think. 308 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,268 You're funny. 309 00:11:07,309 --> 00:11:09,104 - Too bad we can't do this more. - Why? 310 00:11:09,145 --> 00:11:10,312 I don't know if it'd be 311 00:11:10,354 --> 00:11:11,731 great for my reputation to be seen 312 00:11:11,773 --> 00:11:13,858 with the fundamentalist Christian magician. 313 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:17,445 And he was suspicious that Gob might not actually be gay. 314 00:11:17,486 --> 00:11:19,864 Valet is closing. The Cabriolet... 315 00:11:19,906 --> 00:11:22,533 - "ANUS TART." - That's me. 316 00:11:22,575 --> 00:11:24,410 Aw, what the hell, let's do it. 317 00:11:24,452 --> 00:11:27,455 And that's when Gob came up with a new revenge plan. 318 00:11:27,496 --> 00:11:28,873 Yeah, let's risk it. 319 00:11:28,915 --> 00:11:30,041 Right? Let's risk it! 320 00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:31,542 Come on. 321 00:11:33,210 --> 00:11:37,840 The next day, Gob shared his new plan with Tobias. 322 00:11:37,882 --> 00:11:39,216 Good. Seems like you're done talking. 323 00:11:39,258 --> 00:11:40,885 I, too, am in a relationship, 324 00:11:40,927 --> 00:11:43,554 but mine is purely a revenge-based deal. 325 00:11:43,596 --> 00:11:45,932 Plan on making this person fall in love with me 326 00:11:45,974 --> 00:11:48,559 and then destroying them by breaking their heart. 327 00:11:48,601 --> 00:11:50,311 How do you make someone fall in love with you? 328 00:11:50,352 --> 00:11:52,354 - Can you pass the mustard, please? -Yeah. 329 00:11:52,396 --> 00:11:53,982 Oh, it's easy when you've got so much in common. 330 00:11:54,023 --> 00:11:55,483 Last night, for instance, 331 00:11:55,524 --> 00:11:56,985 we both got a case of the munchies, 332 00:11:57,026 --> 00:11:58,945 and then we went out and we stole these pies... 333 00:11:58,987 --> 00:12:02,991 As it turns out, they did a lot more than steal pies. 334 00:12:03,032 --> 00:12:06,828 They had a raucous good time. 335 00:12:06,869 --> 00:12:08,287 And then the candy bean dish right here, 336 00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:09,664 we made those at "Color Me Mine," 337 00:12:09,705 --> 00:12:11,166 and I know they're kind of cockeyed, 338 00:12:11,207 --> 00:12:13,126 but they remind us both of my crooked smile. 339 00:12:13,168 --> 00:12:15,252 Sounds like you're really into this girl. 340 00:12:15,294 --> 00:12:17,005 Don't call me girl, friend. 341 00:12:17,046 --> 00:12:18,881 No, this is purely an act of revenge, 342 00:12:18,923 --> 00:12:21,176 filled with white-hot hate. 343 00:12:21,217 --> 00:12:24,012 I'd tell you on who, but this person is sort of a celebrity. 344 00:12:24,053 --> 00:12:25,096 Oh! 345 00:12:25,138 --> 00:12:27,264 Well, turns out my femme fatale 346 00:12:27,306 --> 00:12:28,683 is a bit of a celebrity herself. 347 00:12:28,724 --> 00:12:30,518 And that's when Gob found a solution 348 00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:32,394 to filling one of the houses. 349 00:12:32,436 --> 00:12:33,980 I've been looking for a place to live. 350 00:12:34,022 --> 00:12:35,523 That's great. When can you move in? 351 00:12:35,564 --> 00:12:37,233 Uh, duh! Now! 352 00:12:37,274 --> 00:12:39,902 Oh, the other sex offenders are going to be so jealous. 353 00:12:39,944 --> 00:12:42,738 Wait a minute... 354 00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:45,825 you know of other people with similar needs? 355 00:12:45,867 --> 00:12:47,660 And that's when he filled the rest. 356 00:12:47,702 --> 00:12:49,411 Oh, I have a list of men 357 00:12:49,453 --> 00:12:51,998 that could fill every opening you have. 358 00:12:57,628 --> 00:12:58,796 Let me get a shot of mustard. 359 00:12:58,838 --> 00:13:00,840 That was all cheese, but no mustard. 360 00:13:00,882 --> 00:13:02,591 Not wanting to appear desperate, 361 00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:06,303 Gob waited till late afternoon to continue his plan 362 00:13:06,345 --> 00:13:08,014 to make Tony fall in love with him. 363 00:13:08,056 --> 00:13:09,765 It's Tony. 364 00:13:09,807 --> 00:13:13,352 I'm not here right now, because I'm right behind you. 365 00:13:13,394 --> 00:13:15,104 Made you look. 366 00:13:15,146 --> 00:13:16,647 But how did I know you looked? 367 00:13:16,689 --> 00:13:18,274 Because I'm right behind you! 368 00:13:20,442 --> 00:13:22,153 Made you look again. 369 00:13:22,195 --> 00:13:23,445 Tony, it's Gob. 370 00:13:23,487 --> 00:13:25,823 Man, does anybody ever fall for that? 371 00:13:25,865 --> 00:13:28,993 Listen, uh, I was just, I was thinking about you... 372 00:13:29,035 --> 00:13:31,037 what a fun night we had the other night. 373 00:13:31,079 --> 00:13:33,122 So just call me when you get a chance. 374 00:13:33,164 --> 00:13:35,083 Okay? All right. 375 00:13:37,126 --> 00:13:38,169 Wow, that was fast, you hot little... 376 00:13:38,211 --> 00:13:39,879 - It's your mother. - Hi. 377 00:13:39,921 --> 00:13:41,714 Sorry, I thought you were somebody else. 378 00:13:41,756 --> 00:13:44,050 I can't tell you who, 'cause I'm dating someone famous. 379 00:13:44,092 --> 00:13:46,635 And that's when Gob was given a new job. 380 00:13:46,677 --> 00:13:48,637 You better start to build this wall, pronto. 381 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:51,266 I tried with your father, but he can't do it. 382 00:13:51,307 --> 00:13:53,268 And that's when Gob was told to make it 383 00:13:53,309 --> 00:13:55,103 look like major construction 384 00:13:55,144 --> 00:13:56,395 had begun on the wall. 385 00:13:56,437 --> 00:13:59,607 So Gob set out to find a crew. 386 00:14:01,192 --> 00:14:04,361 Who wants to... 387 00:14:04,403 --> 00:14:05,654 Hurt my ears. 388 00:14:05,696 --> 00:14:08,283 Who wants to help me build a wall... 389 00:14:08,324 --> 00:14:10,701 to keep Mexicans out of America? 390 00:14:10,743 --> 00:14:12,494 All right, all right! 391 00:14:13,621 --> 00:14:15,039 Who wants to help me 392 00:14:15,081 --> 00:14:16,415 build a wall for no reason? 393 00:14:16,457 --> 00:14:18,375 It's a different wall. 394 00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:26,467 Aah! This thing is loud! 395 00:14:26,508 --> 00:14:29,095 And so he decided to head to the border ribbon 396 00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:30,930 to put in some manual labor himself. 397 00:14:30,972 --> 00:14:32,389 show everyone that I'm not afraid of 398 00:14:32,431 --> 00:14:35,517 the sweet sting of sweat in my eyes. 399 00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:39,063 when he came across a local maca picker. 400 00:14:39,105 --> 00:14:41,065 You need help to make your sign stand up? 401 00:14:41,107 --> 00:14:42,691 Yes. No! 402 00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:45,236 I need to find some Mexicans to help build this wall. 403 00:14:45,278 --> 00:14:46,695 Hey, you know what? 404 00:14:46,737 --> 00:14:47,905 You should get the Chinese to build your wall. 405 00:14:47,947 --> 00:14:48,906 We make great walls. 406 00:14:48,948 --> 00:14:49,907 That would be great. 407 00:14:49,949 --> 00:14:51,242 How can we make that happen? 408 00:14:51,284 --> 00:14:52,368 I'm Chinese; I know all Chinese. 409 00:14:52,409 --> 00:14:53,744 I hook you up. 410 00:14:53,786 --> 00:14:55,121 Well, that's, uh... 411 00:14:55,163 --> 00:14:56,831 That'd be... great. 412 00:14:56,872 --> 00:14:58,415 Would you get off my, Mother! 413 00:14:58,457 --> 00:15:00,751 Well, if I wasn't sure you were gay, I am now. 414 00:15:00,793 --> 00:15:03,045 It's Tony. Hey, Tony. 415 00:15:03,087 --> 00:15:04,630 Sorry I couldn't talk last night, 416 00:15:04,672 --> 00:15:07,175 but, uh, I'd really love to get together later. 417 00:15:07,216 --> 00:15:09,551 This week, or maybe Saturday, say, 5:00? 418 00:15:09,593 --> 00:15:11,220 - Great. - I'm thinking Little Ballroom. 419 00:15:11,262 --> 00:15:13,514 Little Ballroom good? Or you sick of Little Ballroom? 420 00:15:13,555 --> 00:15:16,184 - I'll see you there. - Bye. 421 00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:17,768 That was Tony. My friend Tony. 422 00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:19,979 Oh, she sounds wonderful. 423 00:15:20,021 --> 00:15:22,564 No... no... I'm gonna get revenge on him 424 00:15:22,606 --> 00:15:24,317 and destroy his life. 425 00:15:24,359 --> 00:15:25,734 Her life. 426 00:15:25,776 --> 00:15:28,070 Our... life. 427 00:15:28,112 --> 00:15:30,198 Destroy our life. 428 00:15:31,199 --> 00:15:32,574 Destroy our life. 429 00:15:32,616 --> 00:15:34,035 That doesn't matter. Who cares? 430 00:15:34,076 --> 00:15:36,371 But Tony Wonder had a secret, too. 431 00:15:36,412 --> 00:15:37,872 We're on. 432 00:15:37,913 --> 00:15:39,790 And he definitely thinks you're gay, right? 433 00:15:39,832 --> 00:15:41,458 Don't worry, the only thing I'm better at than -ing women 434 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,378 is pretending I'm gay. 435 00:15:43,419 --> 00:15:45,213 Trust me, I am all man. 436 00:15:45,254 --> 00:15:47,215 Give me a little leg shave? 437 00:15:47,256 --> 00:15:48,799 All right, well, you have to be careful. 438 00:15:48,841 --> 00:15:49,842 If Gob finds out you're straight, 439 00:15:49,884 --> 00:15:51,635 he'll use it to ruin you, 440 00:15:51,677 --> 00:15:54,805 and I'll lose the hundred grand I stole from Lucille Austero 441 00:15:54,847 --> 00:15:56,598 to re-brand you as the gay magician. 442 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,976 It seemed Sally Sitwell had a secret also. 443 00:15:59,018 --> 00:16:00,644 I know that. 444 00:16:00,686 --> 00:16:02,063 Why are you telling me all this? 445 00:16:02,104 --> 00:16:04,357 'Cause if she finds out, we both go down. 446 00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:06,108 And I don't want to have to sell that closet 447 00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:07,902 as a sweat sauna on Craigslist. 448 00:16:07,943 --> 00:16:08,694 - Ow! - Ooh. Sorry. 449 00:16:08,736 --> 00:16:10,279 It's fine. 450 00:16:10,321 --> 00:16:11,322 And as long as we're recapping 451 00:16:11,364 --> 00:16:13,157 things that we already know, 452 00:16:13,199 --> 00:16:14,533 an inside source tells me 453 00:16:14,575 --> 00:16:17,370 he's my ticket to Internet billions. 454 00:16:17,412 --> 00:16:18,662 Inside source? 455 00:16:18,704 --> 00:16:19,580 Oh, I didn't tell you that? 456 00:16:19,621 --> 00:16:20,748 - No. - That's new? 457 00:16:20,789 --> 00:16:23,667 It's "in the bag." 458 00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:26,128 Tony made that sound a lot cooler than it was. 459 00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:27,213 That Fakeblock thing will scrub it away. 460 00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:28,297 You know about Fakeblock? 461 00:16:28,339 --> 00:16:30,132 You know, that's my software. 462 00:16:30,174 --> 00:16:31,800 I wonder if my dad thinks... 463 00:16:31,842 --> 00:16:34,345 It took a lot of restraint for Tony to not pop out 464 00:16:34,387 --> 00:16:36,055 when he heard the word "wonder," 465 00:16:36,097 --> 00:16:38,599 but he was carried into the audience 466 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,893 before he could hear that Gob wasn't actually gay. 467 00:16:40,935 --> 00:16:43,145 I don't want some Spanish guy sitting on me. 468 00:16:43,187 --> 00:16:44,980 Once I get him alone, I get into his phone, 469 00:16:45,022 --> 00:16:46,565 get his boyfriend's information, 470 00:16:46,607 --> 00:16:49,318 hack into his software and make a fortune. 471 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,569 Ow! 472 00:16:50,611 --> 00:16:52,571 How do you not know how to shave a leg? 473 00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:54,323 I've never done it before. 474 00:16:58,702 --> 00:17:02,206 Anyway, he's halfway to falling in love with me already. 475 00:17:02,248 --> 00:17:05,834 I mean, he actually sounded excited about seeing me tonight. 476 00:17:05,876 --> 00:17:08,754 Poor guy doesn't realize I'm about to destroy our life. 477 00:17:08,796 --> 00:17:11,173 Our life? 478 00:17:11,215 --> 00:17:14,051 I mean, destroy our life with Gob. 479 00:17:14,093 --> 00:17:19,223 Dest... I'm going to destroy our life... my life... with Gob. 480 00:17:23,685 --> 00:17:25,313 Destroy my life with Gob. 481 00:17:27,315 --> 00:17:30,401 Destroy my life with Gob. 482 00:17:30,443 --> 00:17:33,446 Just be careful. 483 00:17:33,488 --> 00:17:35,656 Could be a house of cards. 484 00:17:35,697 --> 00:17:37,533 Aah! Ooh! 485 00:17:37,616 --> 00:17:40,077 - Caterpillar! - Yep! There it went. 486 00:17:40,119 --> 00:17:42,204 That's exactly what that was. 487 00:17:42,246 --> 00:17:43,539 - Ow! - Weird. 488 00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:44,623 Very weird. 489 00:17:44,665 --> 00:17:46,625 Caterpillar... 490 00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:50,045 and that weird fuzzy moth in the drain... 491 00:17:50,087 --> 00:17:53,341 It seemed Sally had two secrets. 492 00:17:56,385 --> 00:17:59,388 And days later, Gob was feeling pretty good. 493 00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:02,933 China Garden had come through with a crew to build the wall, 494 00:18:02,975 --> 00:18:05,520 and with the help of a well-placed ad, 495 00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:09,648 he'd successfully filled all the homes in Sudden Valley. 496 00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:12,651 And he was on his way to a hot date with Tony Wonder. 497 00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:15,446 Siri, where is the Little Ballroom? 498 00:18:15,488 --> 00:18:17,156 I have three matches. 499 00:18:17,198 --> 00:18:20,326 I'm going to need the gayest. 500 00:18:20,368 --> 00:18:21,952 Did you say the "grayest"? 501 00:18:23,704 --> 00:18:25,456 I need the, uh, gayest one. 502 00:18:25,498 --> 00:18:27,124 Did you say the "grayest"? 503 00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,459 I need the gayest Little Ballroom! 504 00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:31,128 Okay, Gob, try this one. 505 00:18:33,548 --> 00:18:35,924 I've got to tell Michael that I saw another map car. 506 00:18:35,966 --> 00:18:37,634 He's gonna be blown away. 507 00:18:37,676 --> 00:18:39,470 You don't see them a lot. 508 00:18:39,512 --> 00:18:41,138 - Well... - I'm fine. 509 00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:43,057 looks like he's turning into a parking lot. 510 00:18:43,098 --> 00:18:45,684 My Little Ballroom. Of course, yeah. 511 00:18:45,726 --> 00:18:47,311 She's got a kid, he's acting like 512 00:18:47,353 --> 00:18:49,104 he's Father of the Year or something. 513 00:18:49,146 --> 00:18:50,647 I bet he's pretending Steve Holt is, like, nine. 514 00:18:50,689 --> 00:18:52,274 I just saw him, he looks 50. 515 00:18:52,316 --> 00:18:53,901 But of course Gob was 516 00:18:53,942 --> 00:18:55,986 at the wrong Little Ballroom. 517 00:18:56,028 --> 00:18:57,363 I do not get this lifestyle. 518 00:18:57,405 --> 00:18:59,281 - Gob? - You're mistaken. 519 00:18:59,323 --> 00:19:01,409 Hi, there. 520 00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:03,411 - Michael. - Yeah. 521 00:19:03,452 --> 00:19:05,162 Well, look who's here: you. 522 00:19:05,204 --> 00:19:06,622 Where is she? 523 00:19:06,663 --> 00:19:08,123 First of all, that's very dated of you, Michael. 524 00:19:08,165 --> 00:19:10,125 "He's" don't like to be called "she's" 525 00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:12,211 and I don't who this he-man is that you're referring to. 526 00:19:12,253 --> 00:19:13,504 No, no, no, it's a "she." My girlfriend. 527 00:19:13,546 --> 00:19:14,838 That's who I'm talking about. 528 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,382 Rebel. Rebel Alley. Where is she? 529 00:19:16,424 --> 00:19:18,217 - Never met him. - It's a she. 530 00:19:18,259 --> 00:19:19,843 Nice try. Now what are you doing here? 531 00:19:19,885 --> 00:19:21,136 You gonna meet her here with her son, maybe, 532 00:19:21,178 --> 00:19:22,263 so her son can play in the ball pit? 533 00:19:22,304 --> 00:19:23,889 That's disgusting, Michael. 534 00:19:23,931 --> 00:19:25,974 - This is no place for a child. - I know what you do. 535 00:19:26,016 --> 00:19:27,518 Mom told me you were bragging about 536 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,894 seeing somebody in showbiz. 537 00:19:28,936 --> 00:19:30,729 Then I see a frozen dove in a freezer. 538 00:19:30,771 --> 00:19:32,481 That could be anything. 539 00:19:32,523 --> 00:19:34,149 It said "Love each other" on the foot band. 540 00:19:34,191 --> 00:19:35,443 Yeah, that does sound like one of mine. 541 00:19:35,484 --> 00:19:36,693 Whose freezer was it in? 542 00:19:36,735 --> 00:19:38,446 Rebel. Rebel Alley's. Nice try, Gob. 543 00:19:38,487 --> 00:19:39,947 If I want to see bad acting, 544 00:19:39,988 --> 00:19:41,740 I'll go see Tobias in A Jew Comes to Dinner. 545 00:19:41,782 --> 00:19:43,200 But Gob wasn't acting. 546 00:19:43,242 --> 00:19:45,661 He'd just forgotten that he had met 547 00:19:45,702 --> 00:19:47,371 a still-partying Rebel Alley. 548 00:19:47,413 --> 00:19:49,665 It's a little dove. He's so cute. 549 00:19:49,706 --> 00:19:52,334 And Rebel returned home to an unfortunate surprise. 550 00:19:56,171 --> 00:19:59,133 She felt bad, so quickly put it in a bag, 551 00:19:59,174 --> 00:20:01,469 wrote down the species and location 552 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:05,013 from which she'd acquired it and then one further caution. 553 00:20:06,848 --> 00:20:08,267 It was a merry mix-up. 554 00:20:08,309 --> 00:20:10,227 But neither of them knew any of this. 555 00:20:10,269 --> 00:20:12,271 Honestly, I have no idea what you're talking about, Michael. 556 00:20:12,313 --> 00:20:13,689 Yes, you do. I got you dead to rights. 557 00:20:13,730 --> 00:20:15,357 Dead to rights! 558 00:20:15,399 --> 00:20:17,652 If ever we were gonna have a fight, Michael, 559 00:20:17,693 --> 00:20:19,654 this would be the safest place to do it. 560 00:20:19,695 --> 00:20:21,738 - Right! Let's do it! -This gay bar would be the best...! 561 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:24,992 something that can fillet a chicken and subdue an intruder. 562 00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:26,160 Let's do it! 563 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,540 Back to My Little Ballroom? 564 00:20:31,582 --> 00:20:33,125 Yeah, this is the middle of their workday. 565 00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,085 Hey! Hey! Come back here! 566 00:20:35,127 --> 00:20:36,837 You son of a bitch, Gob! 567 00:20:36,878 --> 00:20:39,340 You'll never catch me, Michael! 568 00:20:43,636 --> 00:20:46,639 You have to find me, Michael! 569 00:20:49,099 --> 00:20:50,767 Gob? 570 00:21:02,154 --> 00:21:03,947 Are we done? 571 00:21:03,989 --> 00:21:05,240 I'm just surprisingly tired. 572 00:21:05,282 --> 00:21:08,160 So tired... and so not hurt. 573 00:21:08,202 --> 00:21:10,412 Look, I'm not the guy, Michael. 574 00:21:10,454 --> 00:21:12,498 I thought you'd be proud of me. I did what you said. 575 00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:14,916 I filled all your... your houses. 576 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,084 Hang on... filled 'em? 577 00:21:16,126 --> 00:21:18,045 Every last one of 'em. 578 00:21:18,086 --> 00:21:19,129 With who? 579 00:21:19,171 --> 00:21:21,882 With sex offenders. 580 00:21:23,175 --> 00:21:24,259 Hey! Hey! 581 00:21:24,301 --> 00:21:26,595 Gob, you're out of the movie! 582 00:21:26,637 --> 00:21:28,389 Thanks for ruining my birthday party. 583 00:21:31,559 --> 00:21:33,894 After fighting with Gob, 584 00:21:33,935 --> 00:21:36,063 Michael paid a return visit to his mother. 585 00:21:36,104 --> 00:21:37,481 - What happened to your eye? - Oh... 586 00:21:37,523 --> 00:21:39,149 Is that from Gob? Was I right about him? 587 00:21:39,191 --> 00:21:41,235 No, actually. Want to hear a funny story? 588 00:21:42,319 --> 00:21:43,820 You're out of the movie. 589 00:21:43,862 --> 00:21:45,155 Hold on, George. 590 00:21:45,197 --> 00:21:46,323 I beg your pardon? 591 00:21:46,365 --> 00:21:47,991 Did you say George? Is that Dad? 592 00:21:48,033 --> 00:21:49,660 'Cause he's the one who told me to hire Gob. 593 00:21:49,702 --> 00:21:51,328 I actually owe him a call. 594 00:21:51,370 --> 00:21:52,621 Hey, Dad, how you doing? 595 00:21:52,663 --> 00:21:54,456 Y-Yes, he did. 596 00:21:54,498 --> 00:21:55,708 With sex offenders. 597 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:57,376 You want to hear something funny? 598 00:21:57,418 --> 00:21:59,503 You're out of the movie! 599 00:21:59,545 --> 00:22:01,171 Want to hold for Mom? Yeah. 600 00:22:01,213 --> 00:22:03,632 Bye. 601 00:22:03,674 --> 00:22:07,678 And later that night, Gob went to win back the trust 602 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,806 of the man he was still hoping to con. 603 00:22:10,847 --> 00:22:12,391 Hey, look... 604 00:22:12,433 --> 00:22:14,059 Although he quickly lost sight of that plan. 605 00:22:14,101 --> 00:22:16,812 - You're mad at me. - You stood me up. 606 00:22:16,853 --> 00:22:20,023 Oh, no... Siri sent me to the wrong "Ballroom," 607 00:22:20,065 --> 00:22:21,942 and then I got in this fight with my brother 608 00:22:21,983 --> 00:22:23,778 that didn't hurt, it was just a whole... 609 00:22:23,819 --> 00:22:25,320 Oh, is that it? Or is it because 610 00:22:25,362 --> 00:22:27,573 your boyfriend is 20 and I'm nearly twice that? 611 00:22:27,615 --> 00:22:29,617 You think that I care that you're... 612 00:22:29,658 --> 00:22:31,285 three years older than me? 613 00:22:31,326 --> 00:22:33,370 No! I don't... Check my phone. Check my phone. 614 00:22:33,412 --> 00:22:34,996 I don't need to check your phone; come on in. 615 00:22:35,038 --> 00:22:36,624 But getting Gob's boyfriend's 616 00:22:36,665 --> 00:22:38,751 contact information out of that phone 617 00:22:38,793 --> 00:22:40,836 was the reason for Tony's charade. 618 00:22:40,877 --> 00:22:42,504 He hates me; the whole family hates me. 619 00:22:42,546 --> 00:22:44,757 - Damn it! - Which he remembered too late. 620 00:22:44,799 --> 00:22:46,174 Yeah, damn it! 621 00:22:46,216 --> 00:22:48,093 I mean, I even helped fill his stupid homes 622 00:22:48,135 --> 00:22:50,638 with sex offenders, and yet he still hates me. 623 00:22:50,679 --> 00:22:52,640 Sex offenders need a place to live, too. 624 00:22:52,681 --> 00:22:56,393 Yes! Exactly! That's what I always say. 625 00:22:56,435 --> 00:22:58,895 It's, like, God... you get me. 626 00:22:58,937 --> 00:23:00,897 Well, you're an easy guy to get. 627 00:23:00,939 --> 00:23:02,691 I can't go home; he's probably waiting for me. 628 00:23:02,733 --> 00:23:04,025 He's gonna be my boss? 629 00:23:04,067 --> 00:23:05,319 He's the younger brother. 630 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,279 - How old is he? - 42. 631 00:23:07,321 --> 00:23:08,656 Same! 632 00:23:08,697 --> 00:23:10,699 My younger brother's 42, also. 633 00:23:10,741 --> 00:23:11,742 Same! 634 00:23:11,784 --> 00:23:13,285 But... 635 00:23:13,327 --> 00:23:14,662 - I mean 32. - Third... two... 636 00:23:14,703 --> 00:23:16,079 - 32. - 32! Same! 637 00:23:16,121 --> 00:23:17,623 - Same! I was gonna say it. - Same? 638 00:23:17,665 --> 00:23:19,750 - I was thinking the same. - That's so weird! 639 00:23:21,669 --> 00:23:23,838 - ... same. - ... same. 640 00:23:23,879 --> 00:23:24,963 - Crazy! - ... zy! 641 00:23:25,005 --> 00:23:26,047 Do you want a glass of wine? 642 00:23:26,089 --> 00:23:27,132 I love wine. 643 00:23:27,174 --> 00:23:28,634 - Red wine? - I love red wine! 644 00:23:28,676 --> 00:23:29,760 - Same! - Same! 645 00:23:30,761 --> 00:23:31,970 It's, like, two same. 646 00:23:32,012 --> 00:23:33,597 - That's in-same. - Totally in-same. 647 00:23:33,639 --> 00:23:35,641 It turns out the guys had tons in common. 648 00:23:35,683 --> 00:23:37,184 - That's so weird. - ... weird. 649 00:23:37,225 --> 00:23:38,935 - Like... - Like... 650 00:23:38,977 --> 00:23:40,855 the last... time I went... 651 00:23:42,022 --> 00:23:44,817 scuba diving? 652 00:23:44,859 --> 00:23:46,819 - Wow. - Wow. 653 00:23:46,861 --> 00:23:51,532 eating... Captain Crunch. 654 00:23:51,573 --> 00:23:53,492 - Same. - Same. 655 00:23:53,534 --> 00:23:55,076 The hours melted away... 656 00:23:55,118 --> 00:23:56,620 I guess I must have been... 657 00:23:56,662 --> 00:23:57,788 and perhaps, pretending to be gay... 658 00:23:57,830 --> 00:23:59,498 I don't know, 17... 659 00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:01,709 allowed them the freedom to speak honestly. 660 00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:03,585 when I started saying "same." 661 00:24:03,627 --> 00:24:06,338 - Same. -That's about the same time I got into magic. 662 00:24:06,380 --> 00:24:08,340 You know, I think I got into misdirection 'cause I just... 663 00:24:08,382 --> 00:24:11,176 maybe I was trying to hide my feelings or something. 664 00:24:11,218 --> 00:24:14,221 I was just doing it to get out of gym. 665 00:24:14,262 --> 00:24:15,972 Who's Jim? 666 00:24:16,014 --> 00:24:17,057 No, I... phys ed. 667 00:24:17,098 --> 00:24:18,642 Jealous! 668 00:24:18,684 --> 00:24:21,019 - Oh... kidding. Right. 669 00:24:21,061 --> 00:24:22,479 Kidding. 670 00:24:23,647 --> 00:24:24,773 - Ooh! - Oh... 671 00:24:24,815 --> 00:24:26,567 - Don't stop. - Oh! 672 00:24:26,608 --> 00:24:28,402 Popcorn fight! 673 00:24:38,453 --> 00:24:40,664 It almost went down my throat. 674 00:24:45,377 --> 00:24:46,879 I'll get some water. 675 00:24:46,921 --> 00:24:48,756 - Yeah. - Yeah, just... 676 00:24:48,797 --> 00:24:51,049 And Tony had another opportunity 677 00:24:51,091 --> 00:24:54,762 to get at Gob's phone. 678 00:24:54,803 --> 00:24:56,805 And chose not to take it. 679 00:24:56,847 --> 00:25:00,976 Gob also saw an opportunity to, in some small way, 680 00:25:01,017 --> 00:25:03,896 sabotage Tony's act. 681 00:25:05,313 --> 00:25:07,900 And he also chose not to, 682 00:25:07,942 --> 00:25:10,485 although he did put the mask down his pants. 683 00:25:10,527 --> 00:25:12,654 Ah. 684 00:25:30,171 --> 00:25:32,382 Ah. 685 00:25:37,345 --> 00:25:39,514 We were really thirsty. 686 00:25:39,556 --> 00:25:40,891 Well, I guess I should get go... 687 00:25:40,933 --> 00:25:43,602 Yeah, I'd say stay, but I just... I feel... 688 00:25:43,644 --> 00:25:46,187 I just feel like we should take it slow, you know. 689 00:25:46,229 --> 00:25:47,689 Oh, same. 690 00:25:47,731 --> 00:25:50,651 I-I would definitely stay and have gay sex with... 691 00:25:50,692 --> 00:25:52,277 or normal sex with you, but... 692 00:25:52,319 --> 00:25:55,739 Yeah, I would totally have gay sex or whatever, but... 693 00:25:55,781 --> 00:25:58,116 just drank a lot of water, you know. 694 00:25:58,158 --> 00:26:01,829 I-I just... I just had a lot of water, too. 695 00:26:01,870 --> 00:26:03,497 Yeah, I don't want to rush things. 696 00:26:03,538 --> 00:26:05,165 - Same. - Same. 697 00:26:05,206 --> 00:26:07,125 You know, maybe we make a date to do it 698 00:26:07,167 --> 00:26:08,961 another time, and tonight we just... 699 00:26:09,003 --> 00:26:10,671 We can just sit and talk. 700 00:26:10,712 --> 00:26:12,756 Gob had never said anything like that before. 701 00:26:12,798 --> 00:26:14,758 That would be amazing. 702 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:18,929 And then he said something else he'd never said before. 703 00:26:18,971 --> 00:26:23,099 I have... feelings for you. 704 00:26:24,225 --> 00:26:27,688 I have feelings... 705 00:26:27,729 --> 00:26:30,024 for you. 706 00:26:30,065 --> 00:26:31,733 The feeling was friendship, 707 00:26:31,775 --> 00:26:33,819 but neither had ever experienced it. 708 00:26:33,861 --> 00:26:36,905 All they had to do now was avoid making any specific... 709 00:26:36,947 --> 00:26:38,490 Why don't we have normal sex on Cinco? 710 00:26:38,532 --> 00:26:40,241 Let's have normal sex on Cinco. 711 00:26:40,283 --> 00:26:42,786 I guess they figured they could get out of it later. 712 00:26:42,828 --> 00:26:44,496 I'm not sure why they said that. 713 00:26:44,538 --> 00:26:45,998 - Same! - Same! 714 00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:50,627 It was the Newport Beach celebration 715 00:26:50,669 --> 00:26:52,128 of Cinco de Cuatro, 716 00:26:52,170 --> 00:26:54,589 and after taking care of some business, 717 00:26:54,631 --> 00:26:57,051 - Gob ran into an almost ex-wife.-No, honey, on Cinco, 718 00:26:57,092 --> 00:26:59,260 we break the stick and not the piñata. Okay, look. 719 00:26:59,302 --> 00:27:01,221 Whoo! Huh? 720 00:27:01,262 --> 00:27:02,681 Well... 721 00:27:02,723 --> 00:27:04,307 How long has it been? 722 00:27:04,349 --> 00:27:06,351 - It's been five years. - What are you doing here? 723 00:27:06,393 --> 00:27:09,270 I'm taking my five-year-old to seeFantastic Four. 724 00:27:09,312 --> 00:27:10,856 I'm pretty sure that's an adult... 725 00:27:10,898 --> 00:27:12,273 Wait, you have a five-year-old? 726 00:27:12,315 --> 00:27:13,400 Oui. 727 00:27:13,441 --> 00:27:15,861 What? We what? 728 00:27:15,903 --> 00:27:17,529 No, oui. It's French for "yes." 729 00:27:17,571 --> 00:27:19,114 As in, "Yes, I have a son, 730 00:27:19,155 --> 00:27:21,616 and his father's a magician." 731 00:27:29,708 --> 00:27:31,585 Oh. It's not us. 732 00:27:31,626 --> 00:27:33,211 Don't worry. It's not you. 733 00:27:33,253 --> 00:27:34,922 It was a real magician. 734 00:27:34,963 --> 00:27:36,673 He took advantage of how angry I was 735 00:27:36,715 --> 00:27:38,425 when you wouldn't come out of that cave. 736 00:27:38,466 --> 00:27:40,260 He promised me a life together, and after 737 00:27:40,301 --> 00:27:42,804 he had his way with me, he never wanted to see me again. 738 00:27:42,846 --> 00:27:44,681 I don't think there's anything wonderful 739 00:27:44,723 --> 00:27:46,558 about Tony Wonder. 740 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,226 Are you kidding me? Are you saying... 741 00:27:48,268 --> 00:27:50,186 - Yes. - Tony's straight? 742 00:27:50,228 --> 00:27:54,274 Gob felt betrayed by a person he was starting to trust, 743 00:27:54,315 --> 00:27:56,192 and he decided to do something about it. 744 00:27:56,234 --> 00:27:59,988 How would you like to spend the night making revenge love? 745 00:28:00,030 --> 00:28:02,198 Uh, Jacqueline, could you, uh...? 746 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,911 With a plan to get revenge on Tony Wonder taking shape, 747 00:28:05,953 --> 00:28:08,038 Gob met with Ann at the model home. 748 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,457 I'm ready, Gob. 749 00:28:10,498 --> 00:28:12,042 Yeah, okay, well, don't get ready yet. 750 00:28:12,084 --> 00:28:14,628 Uh, Tony's not going to be here for a bit. 751 00:28:14,669 --> 00:28:16,088 Tony? 752 00:28:16,130 --> 00:28:18,966 You're having sex with Tony Wonder tonight. 753 00:28:19,007 --> 00:28:21,551 Well, I-I thought we were having sex. 754 00:28:21,593 --> 00:28:23,553 Oh. Uh, no, thank you. 755 00:28:23,595 --> 00:28:26,222 Listen, here's the plan... this house is wired 756 00:28:26,264 --> 00:28:28,725 with hidden cameras fromEntrap a Local Predator. 757 00:28:28,767 --> 00:28:32,020 There, there, there and there. 758 00:28:32,062 --> 00:28:33,814 We're going to destroy Tony's career 759 00:28:33,855 --> 00:28:36,733 by proving that he's straight when he has sex with you 760 00:28:36,775 --> 00:28:38,777 while you're wearing... 761 00:28:38,819 --> 00:28:40,695 this Gob mask. 762 00:28:40,737 --> 00:28:42,447 Oh, and this little black mini-robe. 763 00:28:42,489 --> 00:28:45,742 Just to really sell that you're a man. 764 00:28:45,784 --> 00:28:47,452 Why would I wear a Gob mask? 765 00:28:47,494 --> 00:28:49,704 Because Tony's coming here expecting to have sex with me. 766 00:28:49,746 --> 00:28:52,916 Look, in the act of having fake gay sex, 767 00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:54,918 you're going to take off the mask to reveal 768 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,670 that you're having real straight sex, 769 00:28:56,711 --> 00:28:58,880 destroying his career, and it's all going to be 770 00:28:58,922 --> 00:29:01,008 captured on that camera right there. 771 00:29:01,049 --> 00:29:03,384 I don't want to have sex with Tony. 772 00:29:03,426 --> 00:29:06,054 Aren't you just a little cur...? 773 00:29:06,096 --> 00:29:07,388 I have a child with him! 774 00:29:07,430 --> 00:29:09,641 Okay, yes, new plan. 775 00:29:09,683 --> 00:29:12,477 I'm going to wear this Tony Wonder mask, 776 00:29:12,519 --> 00:29:15,563 you're going to wear the Gob mask, and... 777 00:29:15,605 --> 00:29:17,941 I am going to have sex with you. 778 00:29:17,983 --> 00:29:19,651 I'm sorry about all that. 779 00:29:19,693 --> 00:29:22,529 And then, again, you're going to rip off the Gob mask, 780 00:29:22,570 --> 00:29:24,072 and the world will think that he's straight, 781 00:29:24,114 --> 00:29:25,281 and it'll ruin his career. 782 00:29:25,323 --> 00:29:26,366 That's great. 783 00:29:26,407 --> 00:29:27,701 Much simpler plan, thank you. 784 00:29:27,742 --> 00:29:29,786 But the main event is us having this... 785 00:29:29,828 --> 00:29:33,915 pretend gay but actually straight sex. 786 00:29:33,957 --> 00:29:35,042 And you know what it is? 787 00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:36,376 It's a straight bait. 788 00:29:36,417 --> 00:29:38,045 I just realized, it's a straight bait. 789 00:29:38,086 --> 00:29:39,462 You ever watch those? 790 00:29:40,588 --> 00:29:42,340 Good, and let me have the room, yeah. 791 00:29:42,382 --> 00:29:45,927 I need a little while to get same. 792 00:29:45,969 --> 00:29:49,181 To be the same. 793 00:29:49,223 --> 00:29:51,432 Downstairs, however, Tony had arrived early... 794 00:29:51,474 --> 00:29:53,351 Hello? Hello? 795 00:29:53,393 --> 00:29:55,770 and was looking for a place to pop out of 796 00:29:55,812 --> 00:29:57,438 in case Gob said "Wonder." 797 00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,108 - That piece of sh... - Tony? 798 00:30:00,150 --> 00:30:02,861 Hey... you. 799 00:30:02,903 --> 00:30:04,196 It's Ann. 800 00:30:04,238 --> 00:30:06,198 Awfully funny time to run into you. 801 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:10,451 Yes, it is an awfully funny time to see you, too... 802 00:30:10,493 --> 00:30:12,370 you. 803 00:30:12,412 --> 00:30:14,122 I know I owe you child support. 804 00:30:14,164 --> 00:30:15,916 Don't worry, I got something big in the works. 805 00:30:15,957 --> 00:30:18,126 Actually, that's why I came here. 806 00:30:18,168 --> 00:30:20,045 - What are you doing here? - Gob invited me. 807 00:30:20,087 --> 00:30:22,338 He's planning on getting revenge on you. 808 00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:24,549 He would never do that. 809 00:30:24,591 --> 00:30:27,928 Then why did he want to have sex with me with this on? 810 00:30:27,969 --> 00:30:30,180 Wait a minute. 811 00:30:30,222 --> 00:30:32,224 Sex with you? 812 00:30:32,266 --> 00:30:34,226 Gob is straight? 813 00:30:34,268 --> 00:30:36,394 Oh, yeah, he is. 814 00:30:38,188 --> 00:30:39,981 - Tony? - I just... Why would he do that? 815 00:30:40,023 --> 00:30:41,608 I thought he was gay. 816 00:30:41,649 --> 00:30:43,944 - Tony, you're not gay, either. - That's business. 817 00:30:43,985 --> 00:30:46,113 Why do you think David Geffen pretends to be gay? 818 00:30:46,154 --> 00:30:47,697 You think the Shubert Organization 819 00:30:47,739 --> 00:30:49,365 would entrust a project likeDreamgirls 820 00:30:49,407 --> 00:30:50,867 to a straight producer? 821 00:30:50,909 --> 00:30:52,660 How do you know so much aboutDreamgirls? 822 00:30:52,702 --> 00:30:54,579 'Cause it's my business to know aboutDreamgirls. 823 00:30:54,621 --> 00:30:56,414 And if you wanted to be in a film version 824 00:30:56,456 --> 00:30:59,542 of a musical called The Magic Show, done in 1974 825 00:30:59,584 --> 00:31:02,129 by another secretly straight guy named Doug Henning, 826 00:31:02,170 --> 00:31:03,880 you'd make it your business, too. 827 00:31:03,922 --> 00:31:05,257 I mean, they can't give everything 828 00:31:05,299 --> 00:31:06,507 to Doogie Howser, right? 829 00:31:06,549 --> 00:31:08,593 Biggest fake gay there is, by the way. 830 00:31:08,635 --> 00:31:11,263 But if I fund it, then they can't say no to me. 831 00:31:11,305 --> 00:31:13,389 But it's big money... I mean, 20, 30, 40 mil. 832 00:31:13,431 --> 00:31:14,766 Fakeblock money. 833 00:31:14,808 --> 00:31:16,392 I can't believe I'm telling you all this. 834 00:31:16,434 --> 00:31:18,394 I... I've been overexplaining the 835 00:31:18,436 --> 00:31:19,604 out of everything lately. 836 00:31:19,646 --> 00:31:21,064 You can't tell a soul. 837 00:31:21,106 --> 00:31:22,607 No one I know will care. 838 00:31:22,649 --> 00:31:25,152 Look, do you want to out Gob as gay 839 00:31:25,193 --> 00:31:27,279 so it'll ruin his career as the Christian magician? 840 00:31:27,321 --> 00:31:29,656 - Yes, of course. - Are you still your own legs? 841 00:31:29,697 --> 00:31:32,075 And do you have toenail polish on you right now? 842 00:31:32,117 --> 00:31:34,828 Are you asking, am I wearing any, or do I have any extra? 843 00:31:34,869 --> 00:31:36,663 Because the answer to both questions is yes. 844 00:31:36,704 --> 00:31:39,166 Then we're covered. You and I will have sex. 845 00:31:39,207 --> 00:31:41,709 And you wear this Gob mask, and I'll wear a Tony Wonder mask. 846 00:31:41,751 --> 00:31:43,170 Okay, I have two questions. 847 00:31:43,211 --> 00:31:45,255 Are you going to move this time? 848 00:31:45,297 --> 00:31:49,009 Why can't I just be me and you wear the Gob mask? 849 00:31:49,050 --> 00:31:52,595 I just thought that if you had to have sex with a man, 850 00:31:52,637 --> 00:31:54,514 wouldn't it be more of a turn-on 851 00:31:54,555 --> 00:31:57,058 to have sex with someone that looks like you? 852 00:31:58,476 --> 00:31:59,978 Okay. 853 00:32:00,020 --> 00:32:02,063 Put these on, and then meet me in the bedroom 854 00:32:02,105 --> 00:32:05,108 in five minutes for some serious secular intercourse. 855 00:32:05,150 --> 00:32:06,484 With myself. 856 00:32:06,526 --> 00:32:09,279 Yeah. 857 00:32:18,705 --> 00:32:20,957 - Same. - Same. 858 00:32:22,376 --> 00:32:24,211 - Same. - Same. 859 00:32:24,252 --> 00:32:26,671 And two men who never loved anyone but themselves... 860 00:32:26,713 --> 00:32:29,465 - Same. Same. - Become... the same. 861 00:32:29,507 --> 00:32:33,387 prepared to ruin each other's reputation. 862 00:32:33,428 --> 00:32:35,805 - Same. - Same. 863 00:32:36,764 --> 00:32:39,059 - Same. - Same. 864 00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:40,977 I should dim the lights. 865 00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:45,189 And that's how Ann not only performed 866 00:32:45,232 --> 00:32:49,194 a real-life version of Tony's most beloved illusion... 867 00:32:49,236 --> 00:32:51,029 Now everybody's gay! 868 00:32:51,071 --> 00:32:54,032 but was responsible for the first reported instance 869 00:32:54,074 --> 00:32:57,244 of a Christian straight-to-gay conversion. 870 00:33:01,622 --> 00:33:04,876 Gob went downstairs to take a forget-me-now... 871 00:33:04,918 --> 00:33:06,794 Is that you, Maria? 872 00:33:06,836 --> 00:33:09,797 when he bumped into a brother who also had a secret. 873 00:33:09,839 --> 00:33:12,008 We did make quite a mess in that bedroom. 874 00:33:12,050 --> 00:33:13,843 - Michael. - Gob? 875 00:33:13,885 --> 00:33:15,887 And relished the opportunity to rub it in. 876 00:33:15,929 --> 00:33:18,598 Besides, you could not make me feel worse right now. 877 00:33:18,639 --> 00:33:20,183 I'd be willing to let you have your 878 00:33:20,225 --> 00:33:21,976 apology back if you give me the chance to try. 879 00:33:22,018 --> 00:33:24,896 Bad example. If you were ashamed of being in love with a man, 880 00:33:24,938 --> 00:33:27,315 suddenly discovered these new feelings, 881 00:33:27,357 --> 00:33:28,733 something that you only allowed to happen because 882 00:33:28,775 --> 00:33:30,485 you thought he was gay and you were hoping 883 00:33:30,526 --> 00:33:33,280 to exact revenge, but then you found out he was straight, 884 00:33:33,321 --> 00:33:35,698 then you wanted to get even, so maybe you put a mask 885 00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:37,367 on someone and then tried to convince yourself 886 00:33:37,409 --> 00:33:39,535 that the sex you were about to have was with yourself, 887 00:33:39,577 --> 00:33:42,205 but it turned out to be him, and all you ended up doing 888 00:33:42,247 --> 00:33:44,332 was proving that your feelings were real... 889 00:33:44,374 --> 00:33:46,293 then I might say something like, "Homo much?" 890 00:33:46,334 --> 00:33:48,544 - It's not that. - I said, "Bad example." 891 00:33:48,586 --> 00:33:49,963 Hey, listen, Michael, if you want, 892 00:33:50,004 --> 00:33:51,298 - we can split this. - No. 893 00:33:51,339 --> 00:33:53,216 Believe me, this is the last time I ever 894 00:33:53,258 --> 00:33:54,509 judge you for anything 895 00:33:54,550 --> 00:33:55,510 that you ever do. 896 00:33:55,551 --> 00:33:57,429 Oh, 897 00:33:57,471 --> 00:33:59,931 Is that who you were with? 898 00:33:59,973 --> 00:34:02,350 And Gob decided to be generous 899 00:34:02,392 --> 00:34:04,811 - with his last forget-me-now... No! 900 00:34:04,852 --> 00:34:07,021 and for the first time, it was Michael 901 00:34:07,063 --> 00:34:10,108 who forgot his shame, and Gob who remembered. 902 00:34:10,150 --> 00:34:12,068 Stupid, forgetful Michael. 903 00:34:14,695 --> 00:34:17,824 Michael wakes up and is reminded of something horrible. 904 00:34:17,865 --> 00:34:20,701 700,000. Think about it. 905 00:34:20,743 --> 00:34:22,287 That is a very big number. 906 00:34:22,329 --> 00:34:24,247 700,000 abortions every year... 907 00:34:24,289 --> 00:34:25,999 The amount of money he owed 908 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,336 because Tobias wanted to mount this abortion. 909 00:34:31,629 --> 00:34:33,798 And he does something that he never thought he'd do... 910 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,509 Vote for Lucille! 911 00:34:35,550 --> 00:34:37,969 Hey, Lucille 2. 912 00:34:38,011 --> 00:34:40,972 I was hoping that we could get together 913 00:34:41,014 --> 00:34:44,017 and talk about how I can repay you that loan. 914 00:34:44,058 --> 00:34:46,727 and had already done. 915 00:34:46,769 --> 00:34:48,896 And then, with nothing left to lose, 916 00:34:48,938 --> 00:34:50,524 he makes another call. 917 00:34:50,565 --> 00:34:52,608 Rebel. Yeah, Michael. 918 00:34:52,650 --> 00:34:54,194 I need to come over. 919 00:34:54,235 --> 00:34:55,945 I'm... I don't want to act 920 00:34:55,987 --> 00:34:59,199 like it doesn't matter to me anymore, 'cause it does. 921 00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:00,616 Well, there's somebody here right now. 922 00:35:00,658 --> 00:35:01,993 I don't care. 923 00:35:02,035 --> 00:35:03,537 The thing with the other guy, it's... 924 00:35:03,578 --> 00:35:05,330 you know, that's over, so we don't... 925 00:35:05,372 --> 00:35:07,665 we don't ever have to talk about that ever again. 926 00:35:07,707 --> 00:35:09,042 It's going away. 927 00:35:09,083 --> 00:35:12,003 Okay, well, you can come over later, okay? 928 00:35:12,045 --> 00:35:14,464 - Good-bye. - I'll see you soon. 929 00:35:16,424 --> 00:35:18,510 Who was that? 930 00:35:18,552 --> 00:35:20,678 No one. 931 00:35:21,403 --> 00:35:24,403 VeRdiKT