1 00:00:04,212 --> 00:00:06,506 High school seniors often find themselves 2 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:08,508 in their first relationship. 3 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:09,593 How was that? 4 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:10,844 Perfecto. 5 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,846 This is Maeby Funke, 6 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:16,391 and during her senior year, she was dating this boy. 7 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,435 His name was Perfecto Telles, 8 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:21,229 and she was rewarding him for doing her English homework, 9 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:24,524 even though English was his second language. 10 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:27,110 And if you do my Spanish, I'll teach you how to French. 11 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:30,322 Everyone could see that they had chemistry together, 12 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:32,031 but it wasn't until Donny Richter's algebra class 13 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,533 that the real bonding began. 14 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:35,661 Okay, I don't want to embarrass anyone, 15 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,704 so, everyone, close your eyes, close 'em. 16 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:41,458 Now, if you passed the test, go ahead and get up 17 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:42,876 and exit the classroom. 18 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:44,920 Does that include the crew? 19 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:46,212 No, the "Babies Having Babies" crew... 20 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:48,590 - 38. - Oh, 43, 21 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,133 but that's because I'm good with numb... 22 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:51,885 Oh, no, actually it's 34. 23 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:53,512 Well, if it's dumb to stay behind 24 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:55,722 with you, call me a dummy. 25 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:57,474 We don't say "dummy," 26 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:59,977 and unfortunately you two alge-tards 27 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:02,646 are going to need some special tutoring. 28 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:03,897 Which is how they found themselves 29 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,732 headed to the local college, 30 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:08,026 along with the other math-challenged students. 31 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:16,535 Hey, when we get there, don't forget you're Perfecto's woman. 32 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,912 I don't want to hear about some smooth college guy 33 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,246 who stole you away from me. 34 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:21,581 Are you kidding me? 35 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:22,875 What kind of loser spends his free time 36 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,417 tutoring high school kids? 37 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,920 - This kind. - Hey, you must be... 38 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:28,714 What? 39 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:29,673 George Michael? 40 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:30,883 Huh, what is this? 41 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,425 Maeby, what are you doing here? 42 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:36,221 As I live and breathe, I... 43 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,515 I thought you were the girl. I'm supposed to tutor a kid from... 44 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:41,894 High school, yeah, that's me. 45 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,896 Crazy, that is just crazy. 46 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:47,566 But, wait, why are you in high school? 47 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:50,193 Didn't we graduate together five years ago? 48 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:51,778 It was a decent question. 49 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,406 After all, it had been several years 50 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:56,115 since the two high school seniors got somewhat intimate. 51 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:58,785 You might not even be related to us. 52 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:02,706 But later, while fleeing the boat party, 53 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:05,792 George Michael got some advice on the matter from his father. 54 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,335 She might not be a blood relative, 55 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,504 but she is still family. 56 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:14,426 So, after returning, worn from the harsh winds of the sea, 57 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:15,928 George Michael found the girl 58 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,763 he now had to back away from on her back. 59 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,306 - Maeby, are you okay? What are you doing? - Shh-shh. 60 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:22,642 I'm trying to get my parents to notice me. 61 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:25,020 - I've been here for, like, an hour and a half. - It's not me. 62 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,897 - It had been seven minutes. - Do you think it would help 63 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:29,691 if I went over and said, like, "Hey, Maeby's dead"? 64 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,693 - No, that would just mean that they notice you. - Well, 65 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,779 obviously they've just got a lot on their plate right now. 66 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,530 I mean, they're clearly busy. 67 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:40,117 - Where's that from? - It's from nothing. 68 00:02:40,159 --> 00:02:42,537 - Why don't you cough or something? - Oh, right, 69 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,163 like I'm dying. 70 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,124 There's nothing keeping us together. 71 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:49,419 I believe we're thinking the same thing. 72 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,630 Oh, God. 73 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:52,965 But, you know, I'm actually... 74 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,092 I'm glad to have a moment alone with you, 75 00:02:55,132 --> 00:02:57,469 because it gives us a chance to talk about us. 76 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:59,178 You know, I really care about you. 77 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:01,389 Oh, boy, here we go. 78 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:02,891 You want to get more serious. 79 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:05,102 And Maeby didn't, because... 80 00:03:05,142 --> 00:03:07,144 and I never told you this, but... 81 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:10,189 George Michael wasn't a very good kisser. 82 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:11,942 It seems he both used his tongue 83 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:14,027 to fend off the intruding tongue, 84 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:16,989 but also laterally moved his lower jaw 85 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,198 while constricting his lower lip. 86 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,743 The upper lip, meanwhile, tended to retract, 87 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:25,580 revealing an exposed area from the front teeth to the canines, 88 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:29,417 ultimately creating more pain than pleasure. 89 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,044 Really just rookie mistakes, 90 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,880 but all of it conspired to make Maeby concerned 91 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:36,299 about him wanting to get more serious. 92 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,760 - No, less serious. - What? 93 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,971 Well, my dad doesn't think that it's such a good idea 94 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:42,973 for you and me to be together. 95 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:45,183 And that doesn't make me hotter to you? 96 00:03:45,224 --> 00:03:47,602 No, I could see that argument, I-I... 97 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,104 No, I think we should just be cousins. 98 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:51,523 So first my parents don't notice that I drowned, 99 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:52,983 and now my cousin doesn't care 100 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:55,861 that I'm at the height of my sexuality. 101 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:58,738 No, sure I care, and, you know, I'm right there with you. 102 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:01,158 We're a couple of, uh, forces of nature, but... 103 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,660 - What? - Forces of nature. 104 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:06,454 But I just really need to focus on graduating right now, 105 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:09,166 and maybe you should, too, you know. 106 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:11,543 Maybe that's the best way to get your parents' attention. 107 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,920 That's a great idea. 108 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:16,589 I've got two whole months to flunk. 109 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:18,424 That's got to disappoint them. 110 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,135 Now the story of a family 111 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:22,679 whose future was abruptly canceled, 112 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:25,140 and the one daughter who had no choice 113 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:27,308 but to keep her life together. 114 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:34,440 It's Maeby's "Arrested Development." 115 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:38,236 Maeby was trying to get her parents 116 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:40,321 to notice she was flunking... 117 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,824 So, for some reason they didn't send me a cap and gown, 118 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,784 and I was gonna make one out of sheets, 119 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,661 but I couldn't find... 120 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:49,206 only to discover that Maeby's graduation wasn't 121 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,415 top-of-mind for her parents. 122 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,291 They left town. 123 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:56,880 So she put her plan to put her graduation on hold on hold... 124 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:59,382 - No, we do not need any extras. - ... and headed off to India, 125 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,426 where she'd be working at what was once 126 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,053 just her after-school job. 127 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:06,098 Right. Okay, do we have to pay them in money or in rice? 128 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:09,267 If they're in the union, you have to pay with rice. 129 00:05:09,308 --> 00:05:11,228 The movie she was supervising was the latest 130 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:13,146 in her "terrifying grandmother" 131 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:17,442 "Gangie" franchise, this one taking place in India. 132 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:19,069 All right, I say we get 10,000 extras, 133 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:20,987 - and then that way we have it. - We have it. 134 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,822 - Yeah, we have it. - It's good to have it. 135 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:24,699 I am going to start wearing this back home. 136 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:25,992 You'd think someone would tell her 137 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,410 to shave her arms, the poor thing. 138 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:28,703 And soon, she and her team arrived 139 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,038 and headed off to the hotel... 140 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,414 - Wait, how is it pronounced? - "Gan-jeez." 141 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:32,540 Gangie on the Ganges? 142 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,417 That doesn't even make sense. 143 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,628 where she found out why her mother wasn't at 144 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:39,338 the graduation that Maeby also wasn't not at. 145 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:40,715 You don't get it. 146 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,634 I'm not used to third world hotels. 147 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:46,012 No, you don't get it... you are so full of (bleep). 148 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:49,057 Oh, you have got to be kidding me. 149 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,226 Do we have a hair and makeup crew with us? 150 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,560 Pretty makeup or scary makeup? 151 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,062 Scary. 152 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:55,939 Well, I think we have the crew that did 153 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:57,607 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 154 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,358 Perfect. 155 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,028 And that's how Lindsay ended up receiving 156 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,822 - this spiritual advice. - I'm so full of passion. 157 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,282 You are so full of (bleep). 158 00:06:05,322 --> 00:06:06,658 Yeah, yeah. 159 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,868 Pull your head out of the sand. 160 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:11,246 Love is where you left it. 161 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:13,290 The only person back home is Tobias. 162 00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:15,917 You have no children? 163 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,794 No. Why do you ask? 164 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,796 Well, yes, a daughter. 165 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:22,339 She's away at boarding school in England. 166 00:06:22,381 --> 00:06:25,260 - Is that where we left it? - Although you'd think this 167 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:26,552 - would have given her away. - Hug? 168 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:29,806 Please don't squeeze the shaman. 169 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:32,142 And while it did bring the family back together... 170 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,476 Stop with the prayer hands. 171 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,145 It just looks like you're out of ideas. 172 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:37,480 it did make it harder for Maeby to make 173 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,149 this insult stick. 174 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:40,942 Don't you think it makes you seem a little, um, 175 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:44,403 what is that saying, full of (bleep)? 176 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:46,990 Thank you, Maeby, that's actually a compliment in India. 177 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:49,075 - My own fault. - I'm here because a shaman told me 178 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,368 that love is where I left it. 179 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:54,455 But soon, the Funkes took their new spirit of love 180 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:57,125 and togetherness into a place where they would seldom run 181 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,252 into each other, and Maeby enrolled... 182 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,296 - Okay, going back to school. - ... in a new high school 183 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,589 - for her senior year... - Senior year! 184 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:04,966 No? No one cares? 185 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:08,261 This is usually a tough time for teens. 186 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,680 This is when drugs often become an issue. 187 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,640 to see if her parents would notice 188 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,433 she should have already graduated. 189 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:15,977 Time for babies having babies! 190 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,104 Is "Babies Having Babies" on? 191 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:21,233 That's my favorite show. Ow. 192 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:25,486 Mother's Day Eve was the most joyous day of the year. 193 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:28,365 Maeby, you're going to be late for school. 194 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,867 And although they did share one Thanksgiving together... 195 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:33,203 It's not on. 196 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:34,871 they didn't realize they were doing so... 197 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,706 Why would they preempt "Babies Having Babies" 198 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:38,250 for a turkey cartoon? 199 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:41,169 having celebrated it one week earlier 200 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:43,255 when they found that duck in the cupboard, 201 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,590 tried to cook it alive, got scared, and then 202 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:47,675 ended up eating it at a Chinese restaurant. 203 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,468 Okay, yeah, we cook duck for you. 204 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:52,389 Nonetheless, Maeby was doing well in school 205 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:54,182 and might have graduated had this not happened. 206 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,893 Look, I'm sorry, Tobias, 207 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,477 but we're trying to save something 208 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:00,646 that just couldn't be saved. 209 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,857 Can you delete this so I can leave a message for Maeby? 210 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,859 Lindsay, I have met someone. 211 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,986 It's not important who it is. 212 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,447 Erase this message, and I'll leave her a mess... 213 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:14,160 Maeby, honey, Daddy has insisted on raising you alone. 214 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,495 But at least her father was choked up. 215 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:18,248 Maeby, your daddy's 216 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,125 not going to be around anymore. 217 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,211 Excuse me, I swallowed a bug there. 218 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,754 Uh, your daddy's not going to be around anymore. 219 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,505 This is the Widow Carr, 220 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:28,591 and for some reason, it's my job to tell you that, 221 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:31,386 since you never made payment, your house is being foreclosed. 222 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:32,762 Also, Tobias, you got a callback 223 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:33,972 for something called "The Big Bang Theory." 224 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:35,807 Having lost her parents 225 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:39,477 and her house, Maeby stopped bothering with high school, 226 00:08:39,518 --> 00:08:42,355 skipped her grandmother's trial, and headed to L.A. 227 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:45,400 She now had to make sure that she had an income. 228 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,110 - Guess what. I'll just tell you. - What? 229 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:48,903 - Yeah. - 'Cause I feel like we'll be here forever, 230 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,114 and I have a meeting. Um, you're fired. 231 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:53,491 - Why? - Well, because you don't have a high school diploma, 232 00:08:53,532 --> 00:08:55,285 and we have a very strict policy here 233 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:57,495 that everyone has to have a high school diploma, on account 234 00:08:57,536 --> 00:08:59,705 of the fact that Ron never graduated. 235 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:01,040 - Is this really happening? - Actually, I was thinking 236 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,625 I wasn't even gonna have to fire you 237 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,710 'cause it's been on Deadline all day. 238 00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:06,045 How did they find out? 239 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,130 Does it even matter anymore? 240 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,173 Yeah, it does. 241 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,466 I told them. 242 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,009 With no parents, no job, 243 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:13,594 and no place to live, Maeby had squat, 244 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,180 which is exactly what she decided to do... 245 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,681 What? 246 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,099 at her grandparents' penthouse. 247 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,725 And that's when Maeby did 248 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,060 what we in the entertainment industry 249 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:24,063 - call "deadlining." - Come on. 250 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:26,024 What do you think? 251 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,026 On the plus side, each parent thought 252 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,777 - she was with the other. - And we're not moving in; 253 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,237 we're occupying a space with central air. 254 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:32,864 So Maeby was as free as that bird. 255 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,368 Cindy, you okay? 256 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,161 All right, this will be where she goes. 257 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,705 So she retreated to the long abandoned model home, 258 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:44,417 where she discovered it's a lot harder to get out 259 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:47,712 of a Bluth home than into one. 260 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:50,131 Pieces of (bleep). 261 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,757 And maybe it was because 262 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:54,093 she had never fully disappointed her parents, 263 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:57,847 and they were getting older, or perhaps it was because 264 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,224 there was no Internet at the model home... 265 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,394 That is it... this is like living in 1999. 266 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,437 but that's when Maeby became a high school senior 267 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:08,233 for the third time, and then a fourth, 268 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,319 and then it just sort of became what she did. 269 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:14,822 And it ultimately led to this. 270 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,949 So I'm still going to stay in high school 271 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,326 until they notice me. 272 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,744 You know, just, like, let them think, 273 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:20,995 "Oh, no, should we be worried? 274 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,621 - Is she really that immature?" - Yeah. 275 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:24,457 Well, I mean, isn't it, uh, 276 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,084 kind of a little immature 277 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:29,254 to try and make your parents worry like that? 278 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,214 Oh, that's good... I'm gonna try and work that in there. 279 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,715 Yeah... no, I think it's in there. 280 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,384 Yeah, well, let's get you in here before 281 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:35,968 our-our third roommate shows up. That's Paul Haun. 282 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,096 Hi. So there's three people who live in here? 283 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,098 Yeah, well, one guy is just kind of crashing here. 284 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:43,142 - Well, it can't be worse than living with your dad. - It's not. 285 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,769 No, it's not worse than that. 286 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,479 And later, 287 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:47,772 - she was joined by her uncle. - Hello. 288 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,024 Didn't say it was your cousin. 289 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:53,111 Now, that's smart, let him think there's a girl in here. 290 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,529 Yeah, we were just complaining about roommates. 291 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:56,322 P-Hound. 292 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,283 I thought it was the other one. 293 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,368 No, it-it was P-Hound, yeah. 294 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:03,371 He's the worst. See, I think if George Michael and I didn't have 295 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,540 each other as roommates, we'd be going crazy. 296 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:09,668 And for a moment, Maeby felt superior to her cousin... 297 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,754 - and her uncle for that matter. - Actually, 298 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,506 have you told her about your software? 299 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:14,591 No, software? 300 00:11:14,631 --> 00:11:16,759 He's got this privacy software. 301 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,219 Keeps people from stealing your stuff... tell her, pal. 302 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:21,222 Maeby tried to hide her jealousy. 303 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:23,975 So it's privacy software that's also antipiracy? 304 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,560 Do you have a way of doing this? 305 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,313 Well, it's just a Boolean-driven aggregation, really, 306 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,482 of what programmers call "hacker-traps..." 307 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,691 But as she listened to her cousin discuss 308 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:36,362 computer technology she had no understanding of, 309 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:39,824 she lost that feeling of superiority, 310 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,367 and her self-esteem plummeted 311 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,536 as she started to question the entirety 312 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,704 of what she had done with her life 313 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,457 for the last several years. 314 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:50,709 and they want to steal your music and copy your movies 315 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:53,754 or-or just look at your photos... you know, this prevents that. 316 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:56,257 It just neutralizes that so it's not even a threat. 317 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:57,716 It's called Fakeblock. 318 00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:59,302 - Great name. - Yeah, well, you know, it's 319 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,262 super low-hanging fruit. Someone's gonna do it. 320 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,930 We're just trying to be those guys, you know. 321 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,390 I don't understand a word of it, but it works. 322 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,682 You should see his Facebook page. 323 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,435 Doesn't have a friend on it. 324 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,228 Of course, that last part 325 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,480 had nothing to do with Fakeblock... 326 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,190 Thank you, Dad. 327 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:16,027 but it did help George Michael's self-esteem. 328 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,072 Maeby was feeling discouraged 329 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,866 as she got back on the bus for high school. 330 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,785 Hey, you want to get high with us behind the gym? 331 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,204 Wait, we don't know her. 332 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,830 I hear there's an undercover cop at school. 333 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,415 Can you imagine what kind of loser pretends 334 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,584 to be in high school when they're in their 20s? 335 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,044 Well, it's pretty gutsy, right? 336 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,796 I mean, it's better to take the risk, right? 337 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,756 - Yeah, maybe you're right. - Yeah, maybe you're right. 338 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,677 Cop. 339 00:12:40,717 --> 00:12:42,053 Hey, how was your tutor? He's not gonna 340 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,221 take you away from me, is he? 341 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,305 Well, not until his software hits 342 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,182 and he can buy me an apartment. 343 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:47,724 I'm living in a (bleep)hole. 344 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,101 I hear they're hiring at Chipotle. 345 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,062 And that's when Maeby realized 346 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,939 maybe she should have graduated high school. 347 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:55,316 Can I get a Macallan 12 neat? 348 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,610 - Water back. - I.D.? 349 00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,196 Actually, can we make it... uh, marry me... 350 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,447 a Wild Turkey? 351 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,823 I still need to see some I.D. 352 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,825 - Right. There you go. - Thank you. 353 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,619 I'm supposed to believe you're 17? 354 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,204 Oh, no, sorry. 355 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,248 That's my fake for sneaking back into high school. 356 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,666 Here we go... 23. 357 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,418 Oh, you're Maeby. Well, you can have one, 358 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,002 but you got quite a bar tab. 359 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,797 I got to graduate. 360 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,675 I mean, I got to start bringing some cash in, you know. 361 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,552 - Yeah. - Everyone's just passing me by. 362 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,679 George Michael, Kitty Sanchez. 363 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,556 Drinks for the house. 364 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,057 This guy? 365 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,684 These guys are making a fortune off that 366 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,352 "To Entrap a Local Predator" show they're on. 367 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:32,478 Were. 368 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,979 Won't let us shoot in Laguna. 369 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:36,441 Are you guys looking for a new bait house? 370 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,816 And that's how she made enough money 371 00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:39,985 to at least pay for her bar tab. 372 00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,153 Hey, guys. 373 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,655 - Hey, Perfecto! - Hey. 374 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,323 Isn't this guy a little too young to be in here? 375 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,367 No, no, no, he's with us. 376 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,119 But later, when returning from the restroom, 377 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,329 - she noticed this. - So, you fitting in 378 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,331 - over there at the high school? - He's a cop. 379 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,541 They accepting you? 380 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:58,212 And as she returned to the high school for eighth period, 381 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,881 even getting a diploma seemed to be in jeopardy. 382 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,841 Barry? 383 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,761 Maeby, you scared the be-(bleep) out of me. 384 00:14:04,801 --> 00:14:06,679 What are you doing here? 385 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,097 Well, I could ask you the same thing. 386 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:09,806 I go to high school here. 387 00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:11,309 I could answer the same thing. 388 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,851 I was just looking for something more believable. 389 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,229 Speaking of believable, I was going to ask you 390 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,397 a question about that. 391 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,607 Um, can somebody get kicked out 392 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,275 of high school if they're too old? 393 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,901 I think I was made at a bar. 394 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,488 I know this part of the law very, very well. 395 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,115 After 21, it is illegal for you to enroll 396 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,284 in high school in the state of California. 397 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,620 As a matter of fact, you cannot even lurk. 398 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:31,954 "Lurk." 399 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,331 What, do they got cameras in the bushes? 400 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,291 Why would they do that? You can't even 401 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,959 see into the locker rooms from there. 402 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,504 Okay, so what do I do? Because the guy who caught me 403 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,464 - goes to school with me. - Oh, well, that's easy. 404 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:44,509 You get something incriminating on him. 405 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,761 Call me in the office, we'll discuss it, 406 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,304 and then I can also keep a record, 407 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,014 you know, for billing and so forth. 408 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,766 Yeah, well, maybe I'll just keep a record of it, too, 409 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,559 so I can follow up with my own bill. 410 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,186 Oh, very good. 411 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,772 You should be the lawyer. Very good. Pro bono. 412 00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,482 Knowing that she could very well 413 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,983 be kicked out of school, 414 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,444 Maeby went in search of an overdue check 415 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,862 at the penthouse. 416 00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:06,739 And as she was checking out the mail... 417 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,616 Oh, my God! 418 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,661 she ran into an ostrich in heat 419 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,287 - that was interested - Here, that way, that way. 420 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,997 in checking out the female. 421 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,208 And she wouldn't even let me get a cat. 422 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:18,876 And after freeing the ostrich 423 00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:22,129 to eventually find love on the adjoining balcony, 424 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:26,342 she was back searching for a long overdue royalty check. 425 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,636 In fact, it had arrived one day earlier. 426 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:32,306 "From Gangie for facelift"? Mother. 427 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,100 But she did find that she was being honored 428 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,186 at an award show dedicated to the achievements 429 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:40,147 of young people in the entertainment business. 430 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,066 I'm getting an Opie? 431 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,109 And it did boost her esteem. 432 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,529 - Hey. - The only bigger honor 433 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,489 would be having an award like that 434 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,533 named after you, I guess. 435 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,117 Days later, however, 436 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,412 she was called to Donny Richter's classroom. 437 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,372 - Hey, you wanted to see me? - Mm, yeah. 438 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,915 I got you tacos. 439 00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,000 I hope that's okay, because you're 440 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,211 going to sit here through lunch and study. 441 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,546 No, I can't. I can't. 442 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,715 Young lady, you better pull it together 443 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,258 or you're not going to graduate. 444 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,343 What is it going to take to get you to focus? 445 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,595 Are you on drugs? 446 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,096 Because, from what I hear, 447 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,181 there might be an undercover cop at this school. 448 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,974 In fact, it was an undercover cop 449 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:18,269 she was searching for a way to incriminate. 450 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,062 How long do you want to stay in high school? 451 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,565 - You're 17. - And that's when she remembered 452 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,109 that Perfecto thought she was 17, too. 453 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,695 You know what? I think I will do better 454 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:30,197 once I get a little Mexican in me. 455 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:37,079 Maeby got her cousin to drive her to the Opies 456 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,457 so she could impress him with her achievements. 457 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,626 Well, I'm going to go mingle with a bunch of 13-year-olds 458 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,210 who think they can still play fifth grade. 459 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,837 - Have fun. - I'll catch up. 460 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,089 - And Maeby ran into her old - Oh, my gosh. 461 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,383 - studio boss, Mort Meyers. - As I live and breathe. 462 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,676 I'm actually getting 463 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,136 the lifetime achievement Opie tonight. 464 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,387 I'm very sorry. 465 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,764 Yeah. - No, 466 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,223 they only give that award away 467 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,767 to somebody after they die or, 468 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,811 even worse, after your career is dead. 469 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,019 Really? 470 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,521 Well, consider yourself lucky. 471 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,690 They told you your career was over. 472 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,943 I didn't find out until I was locked out of my office, 473 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,403 'cause, see, I passed on "Hunger Games." 474 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,614 - Mm. - It wasn't the most graceful of exits. 475 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,449 That's the way the cookie crumbles. 476 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,951 This is for you. 477 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,077 Thanks, man. 478 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,329 No, actually, 479 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,747 the exit was pretty graceful. 480 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,332 I think I just remember it that way 481 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,501 'cause it got dicey when I was sneaking back in 482 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,461 to take a (bleep) on Sid's desk. 483 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,302 But do what I do. 484 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,805 When they kick you out of the business, save face 485 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:38,516 by starting your own Internet company. 486 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,434 We're having a big announcement today. 487 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,560 You started an Internet company? 488 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,061 It's the real deal. 489 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,939 It's a system that automates provisioning... 490 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,941 And once again, she found herself with someone 491 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,360 who had not only moved on with their life, 492 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,821 but done so in ways she couldn't understand. 493 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,405 overseas financial transactions. 494 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,491 - It's called Schnoodle. - Schnoodle? 495 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,660 Take a hat; we got 18,000 of them. 496 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,286 And that's when Maeby ran into a friend 497 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,788 she knew from her days at Imagine. 498 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:01,873 Rebel. 499 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,374 - Hi. How are you? - In hell. 500 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,959 Ah, I hate the Opies. 501 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,169 But whenever Bryce gets pregnant, guess who gets a call? 502 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,296 And you're getting the lifetime achievement award, huh? 503 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,674 You know, I can laugh about it, I can laugh 504 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,467 because I'm actually on the upswing. 505 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,135 I was just telling Mort here 506 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,262 that I've actually started my own Internet company. 507 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:18,597 I was just about to tell you. 508 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:19,932 Well, if you need a name, 509 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,142 I'm the guy who came up with Schnoodle. 510 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,978 - How do we know each other? - We don't. 511 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,187 That's what it is. 512 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,397 Well, Schnoodle's dead. 513 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,481 Fakeblock is the next big thing. 514 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,233 It's called Fakeblock. 515 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,776 What's this? You're talking... talking about Fakeblock? 516 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,403 Yes. Your privacy software. 517 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,446 Oh. How does your privacy software work? 518 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,448 - Huh? It's private. - Yes... 519 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,450 Can I talk to you for a second, please? 520 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,786 - Yes. - I don't want people to know that I'm doing this. 521 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,329 Everybody has to know about this, okay? 522 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,789 This could be big for me. 523 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,958 I could make Fakeblock huge. 524 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,002 No, no, Maeby, there is no company. 525 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,879 Fakeblock is just a software that I'm developing. 526 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:52,172 And the whole point is that it's private. 527 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,508 So you can't be telling people about it. 528 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,093 No, we got to tell people about it. 529 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:57,887 I just got a lifetime achievement award. 530 00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:59,430 I'm finished. 531 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,932 And also, I think you should consider 532 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,474 calling it "The" Fakeblock. 533 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,018 It's cleaner. 534 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,103 - Like "The Netflick." - It-It's just not ready. 535 00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:08,313 Okay, there's still a bunch of programming problems. 536 00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,690 You can get it ready, George Michael. 537 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,316 What, you think they invite the animals 538 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,235 and ask them to wait while they build the zoo? 539 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,404 No, that would be a bloodbath. 540 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,281 Yeah, a total (bleep) bloodbath. 541 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,866 We have no money to start a business. 542 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,576 Don't worry, I'll get the ball rolling 543 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:23,287 with some free publicity when I accept my award. 544 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,664 Come on, this could be my only chance to be a Harris. 545 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,291 - A Harris? - All right, fine. 546 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,167 You can still be the boss, okay? 547 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:30,878 I just don't want people to know that I'm working with my cousin. 548 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,755 So, you are not my cousin. 549 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:35,132 You are not George Michael Bluth. 550 00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,842 I'm great with that. 551 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,928 In fact, you know what might really help us sell it... 552 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:42,473 Oh, heiress. You meant... You don't pronounce the "H." 553 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,809 - And that's not what heiress means. - I pronounce the "H." 554 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,602 No, but that's not how the word is... 555 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,437 You know, we say words the way we say them for a reason. 556 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,022 So what is this? 557 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,190 Is this another one of these social networking things? 558 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,776 Because I am so over those. 559 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,361 I tried to deactivate my Facebook profile. 560 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:59,364 It's easier to get out of Scientology. 561 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:01,575 Well, this is actually the opposite of Facebook. 562 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,368 It's the antisocial network. 563 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,287 It prevents piracy, right? 564 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,705 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 565 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,749 Rebel Alley. 566 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,417 George Mi... Harris. 567 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,544 George Maharis, huh? 568 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,589 And that's how George Michael finally got that new name. 569 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,967 It felt like a good fit... strong, rugged... 570 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,677 - Yes. - ... untainted. 571 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,470 Yes, George Maharis. 572 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,681 - Perfecto. - De nada. 573 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,600 That's my undercover cop boyfriend. 574 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,060 I'm trying to get him in bed. 575 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,104 And Maeby set to work in trapping him 576 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,982 - into becoming a predator. - Hey. I know why you're here. 577 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,817 Promise me you won't tell anyone at school. 578 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,861 I'm just a huge fan of teen stars. 579 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,570 - Yeah. That's very convincing. - Yeah. 580 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,614 You're a better actor than most of the kids here. 581 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,407 - Even Zack and Cody. - Are they here? 582 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,618 I thought they were filming a movie in Maui. 583 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,371 Look, I may only be 17, Perfecto, 584 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:48,539 but I know you're a cop. 585 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,374 Yeah, there it is, that cop stare. 586 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:53,002 I got to tell you, I find it very sexy. 587 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:56,505 Okay. Okay, all right. 588 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,175 I'm a cop. I'm working here undercover. 589 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,052 We're hunting down an ex-CIA operative named Esteves 590 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,344 who's gone rogue, and... 591 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,596 It's the kids from "Modern Family." 592 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,224 Sorry. He's become a drug kingpin 593 00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:09,143 and his son goes to Newport. There's something going down 594 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,853 tonight or possibly even at Cinco and that... 595 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,646 Rico! 596 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,356 Wow, you are good. 597 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,984 I have to be... young lives depend on it. 598 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,695 To be continued. 599 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,822 You better believe it. 600 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,490 Rico! 601 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,951 On her way to accept her award, however, 602 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,787 figuring she wouldn't be at an event like this again, 603 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,957 she stopped for some coconut shrimp. 604 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:36,087 But narrowly missed the $50,000 check with her name on it 605 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,839 that her mother gave to her grandfather... 606 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,052 - ... who gave it to this man. - Got the check. 607 00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:45,096 - Who gave it to this man. - Oh, man. 608 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,931 - Whoa. - Oh. 609 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,473 Although, in that moment, 610 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:49,850 she did gain some respect for her mother 611 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:51,894 a random act of senseless nonviolence. 612 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,771 And perhaps that's why she chose to share 613 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,564 - her problems with her. - So, what are you doing here? 614 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,566 I'm getting a lifetime achievement award 615 00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:59,944 for my work in the entertainment business. 616 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,361 I tried. 617 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,114 Tell your therapist I tried. 618 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,950 I'm not in therapy! 619 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,743 Then I must have done something right. 620 00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:09,995 And soon, she was saying farewell to Hollywood 621 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:12,581 in a way she hoped they'd remember. 622 00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,208 Thank you, Kirk Cameron, 623 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,794 for that incredibly Bibley introduction. 624 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,504 Okay, so tie yourself to your chair, 625 00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:21,966 because this is going to be a rough (bleep) ride. 626 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,260 I'm leaving this (bleep) dying business 627 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:26,137 to join the software game. 628 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,846 Double (bleep) newsflash. 629 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:30,557 I'm starting Fakeblock with George Maharis, 630 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,184 the world's first antisocial network. 631 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,228 So you know what? You can take this Opie 632 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,480 and shove it up your (bleep), all right? 633 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,440 Because I will (bleep) punt the next god(bleep) (bleep) 634 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,818 who tells me I'm finished, you (bleep) (bleep)hats. 635 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,736 So you can all go (bleep) yourselves! 636 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:45,405 What? Sure. 637 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:49,034 Please welcome the talented voices of Phineas and Ferb. 638 00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:51,245 Go (bleep) yourself! 639 00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:54,456 (bleep) you. 640 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,668 And although she was pursued, she was able to shake security 641 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,920 when a bigger problem occurred. 642 00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,131 Right this way, sir. 643 00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:05,592 And after the explosion, Maeby saw her mother 644 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:08,512 whoring out her principles, and quickly lost the respect 645 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,055 - she had briefly held... - I'd like that very much. 646 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,389 Sir, the press awaits. 647 00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:12,933 and decided to call her on it. 648 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,643 Are you really gonna whore yourself out like that? 649 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,603 - I am not a whore. - Yeah, you're a whore. 650 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,354 As it turns out, the exchange was 651 00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:20,274 witnessed by Herbert Love's campaign manager, 652 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,734 who, in possession of a third-party check 653 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,820 from "Gangie IV: Face Lift," 654 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:27,656 was looking to trade some greenbacks for a redhead. 655 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,074 Ma'am, is she yours? 656 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,993 Unfortunately. 657 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,786 Herbert Love would like to see her. 658 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,205 You can arrange that? 659 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,748 Obviously, discretion is appreciated. 660 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,458 And that's how Maeby got both the seed money 661 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,377 - for her company... - I'm the discreetiest. 662 00:23:41,419 --> 00:23:43,964 And just to be clear, I want to hire her for prostitution. 663 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,423 Yes, no, definitely. 664 00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:47,301 That was clear. I'm gonna charge you for that. 665 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:49,553 and became her mother's pimp. 666 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,805 Of course, the plan required getting back 667 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,350 into her mother's good graces to trick her 668 00:23:54,390 --> 00:23:56,560 - into turning a trick. - Hi, sweetie. 669 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:59,021 Free... bie. Hi. 670 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:00,231 But the universe seemed to like the plan. 671 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,606 And that's how Maeby was able 672 00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:03,192 to get her mother to meet Herbert 673 00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:05,069 at the club that Maeby still belonged to. 674 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,071 I could never call him. 675 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,989 I could call him for you. 676 00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:11,075 Technically, she still needed to talk her mother 677 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,035 into having sex with him. 678 00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:16,080 But this was a woman who once wore this to a men's prison, 679 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:19,124 so she felt she'd be okay. 680 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,876 - And soon, she was pimping out - Can you believe this? 681 00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:24,088 George Michael's software company as well. 682 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,672 Fakeblock... it's exploding. 683 00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:27,299 I got my P.R. company fanning it. 684 00:24:27,341 --> 00:24:29,301 I even got it to the attention of Jim Cramer. 685 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:30,510 Jim Cramer? 686 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,388 He's a guy I've worked with, 687 00:24:32,428 --> 00:24:34,181 and he even mentioned it on "Mad Money." 688 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:36,516 This Fakeblock thing is poised to explode! 689 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:39,770 I never do this, hell, it's not even a stock yet. 690 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,605 For all I know, it's not even real! 691 00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:44,066 But I think this might be going through the roof! 692 00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:47,361 I'm calling it my first "Hypothetical Buy." 693 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:50,197 And this weekend, don't forget to catch me 694 00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:51,782 on "Gangie IV." Here's a taste. 695 00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,617 This old lady's crazy! 696 00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:56,954 I'm raising the alert level from "Don't Leave the House" 697 00:24:56,995 --> 00:25:00,791 to "Board Up Your Windows!" 698 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,793 Over the following days, Maeby was able 699 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,670 to discreetly bring in cash from Herbert Love 700 00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:08,382 for services she got her mother to unknowingly render. 701 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:12,094 Well, why don't you take him out to dinner? 702 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,221 Hmm? Guys who are used to being charged... 703 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:15,889 I mean in charge, 704 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:18,474 sometimes like it when the other person takes control. 705 00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:20,978 Hmm. Well, maybe I will. 706 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,646 How about the Balboa Yacht Club, huh? 707 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:24,689 - Put it on the family tab. - Of course. 708 00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:26,900 All right, have fun. I wish I could go out to dinner. 709 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,485 What am I doing? This is disgusting. 710 00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:31,196 I've got money coming in. 711 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,948 All the while putting money into the company... 712 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:35,659 ultimate privacy on the Web until now. 713 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,744 If you don't believe me, do a something search on it. 714 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,747 and bringing in more cash as a result... 715 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:44,376 her self-esteem growing every day. 716 00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:46,086 Soon, she had enough money 717 00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:49,214 for an apartment and to set up a Fakeblock office. 718 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:52,634 Right. Um, do you want some stock options? 719 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,636 Yeah? All right, well, split it up with everyone. 720 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,472 That's for everybody. 721 00:25:56,512 --> 00:26:00,058 She even got George Michael a cool retro company car. 722 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,644 - Hey. - Hi. You actually rented a little office. 723 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,688 Yeah. I don't want you to see it yet. Still setting it up. 724 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:07,941 With a little help from a wealthy benefactor, Lucille 2. 725 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,277 - Oh, Gangie. - No, Lucille 2. 726 00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:11,487 Austero. 727 00:26:11,527 --> 00:26:13,405 I don't know who that is. 728 00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:15,240 You don't? 729 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:16,950 Never met the woman. 730 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:19,370 Well, she'll be the one driving the staircar from now on. 731 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,497 - It was part of the deal. - You gave her my car? 732 00:26:21,537 --> 00:26:23,332 Yeah, it's technically hers anyways, 733 00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:25,000 - 'cause of the Bluth Company. - Oh. 734 00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:28,003 - But I did get you her 1988 yellow Cadillac. - Yeah? 735 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:30,047 She only uses it to and from hip replacements. 736 00:26:31,589 --> 00:26:35,010 I guess that's only funny if you know who she is. 737 00:26:35,052 --> 00:26:37,304 And with the extra cash, even got around to spraying 738 00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:40,015 for pests at the model home where she was squatting. 739 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:43,643 that I never got from you for the last 40 years. 740 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:45,103 Hey, so what do I owe you? 741 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:46,897 Here you go. 742 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:49,816 That's funny, I actually used to date a guy named Steve Holt. 743 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:51,609 Ha! Steve Holt! 744 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:52,944 Yeah, that's the guy. 745 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:55,364 Oh... 746 00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:57,699 Although the house wouldn't remain pest-free for long. 747 00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:59,993 Heck of a birthday this is shaping up to be. 748 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:03,414 In fact, it was about to get worse. 749 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,749 And Maeby's privacy was about to get violated... 750 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:07,376 - Why did we stop? - We hit a bug. 751 00:27:07,418 --> 00:27:09,294 when her uncles barged in unannounced. 752 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:12,089 I know, I know, I've got these things very, you know, 753 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,049 - meticulously maintained. - (bleep) 754 00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:15,842 - There's... - There are some vultures. 755 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,219 They might still smell Pete. 756 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:18,887 And she still managed to continue 757 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:20,847 seducing Perfecto into seducing her. 758 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,224 I'm like, this top is completely see-through. 759 00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:23,683 I'll put it on and show you. 760 00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,436 I'm like, "Where am I supposed to wear this?" 761 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,188 This high school senior was working three jobs. 762 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:30,232 - Okay, buh-buh-buh-buh. - We have to be discreet. 763 00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:32,568 - And she did her jobs well. - What? - We have to be discreet! 764 00:27:32,608 --> 00:27:34,278 - Oh, right. - And soon, it was time 765 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:37,072 for Maebyto show George Michael the office. 766 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,412 Welcome! 767 00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:45,122 I'm a softie; I hired the guy. 768 00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:47,082 He's more like a mascot than anything. 769 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:48,584 Mort, where's my coffee? 770 00:27:48,624 --> 00:27:51,378 Oh, damn. Oh, stupid Mort. 771 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:52,670 I know, it's okay, just focus. 772 00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:54,005 I'm going to take the cart 773 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:56,007 and show George Michael his new office. 774 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,884 Speechless, huh? 775 00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,428 How do I get back? 776 00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:00,804 Of course, when Fakeblock hits, 777 00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:02,764 we're going to have to ramp up real fast. 778 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:06,017 This hangar can hold over 500 nerds! 779 00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:08,353 Maeby, we can't afford this. 780 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:11,189 - And my software isn't even ready. - Don't worry about that. 781 00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,732 Just worry about the app being done in time 782 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,610 for the big public unveiling at Cinco. 783 00:28:14,650 --> 00:28:15,902 I'll get the money. 784 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,237 Isn't that in, like, three days? 785 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,572 Uh, no, that's Cinco de Mayo. 786 00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:20,407 Cinco de Quatro is in two days. 787 00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:23,160 But we'll be doing it on a boat, so I hope you don't get seasick. 788 00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:24,620 You're doing the keynote. 789 00:28:24,660 --> 00:28:28,165 You're responsible for all of this. 790 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:31,376 - Come on. - Wh... No, I... 791 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:33,545 I-I... I think we, uh... 792 00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:35,213 All of this. 793 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,090 Oh, I think we should delay the keynote. 794 00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:39,510 You know, I'd say yes, but I don't think we can 795 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:40,927 just because of the sheer amount of money 796 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,346 that you have on the hook for it. 797 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,931 Maeby, you're fired! 798 00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:48,768 I got her coffee. 799 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:53,607 Maeby had just lost a big career option 800 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:55,900 when she ran into the current squatter of the penthouse. 801 00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:57,528 - Hey. Hey. - Hey. Maeby. 802 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,237 Wow. What are you doing here? 803 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:01,281 I'm just here to see Lucille 2, actually. 804 00:29:01,323 --> 00:29:04,075 In fact, she was there to see Lucille 2's 805 00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:06,411 so-called foster child, Perfecto. 806 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:08,330 talk to you about something very important. 807 00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:10,582 Yeah, um, Uncle Michael, 808 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:12,209 I-I'm really sorry about that whole 809 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,960 "voting you out of the dorm" thing. 810 00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:16,338 - You know... - You know, we never really meant it to... 811 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:17,755 Ah, I knew it. 812 00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:19,299 I knew you didn't understand it. 813 00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:20,925 I knew you guys were all... 814 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:23,387 'Cause I didn't... I don't think I explained it 815 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:24,804 very well, and it was very, very simple. 816 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,223 I made it complicated. 817 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,891 It was a four-person vote. 818 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:30,644 You see, I voted against myself, so that P-Hound... 819 00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:32,646 And that's a way that-that scenario would've worked out. 820 00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:34,565 What I later realized is that there was another scenario... 821 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:35,815 Maeby. That there was another scenario, 822 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:37,401 - Yeah. - a C scenario, scenario C, 823 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:38,985 - where you... Okay. - I really got to get going. 824 00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:40,529 - All right, but before you do, - I got to... Yeah. 825 00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:42,364 I just need your signature here at the bottom. 826 00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:43,823 Doing a movie about 827 00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:45,783 - the family. - Yeah. Is that still happening? 828 00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:47,452 - What do you mean? - I got to tell you, 829 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:48,620 I think movies are dead. 830 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:51,039 Maybe it's a TV show. 831 00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:53,584 - Thank you. I owe you one. - Yeah. No, you don't. 832 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,085 And now a half hour late, 833 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:57,170 Maeby went back to her plan 834 00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:59,464 of seducing an undercover cop. 835 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,383 And that's when Lucille 2 836 00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:04,969 saw a very real girl in her imaginary boy's room. 837 00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:07,931 And after, secure that she had something 838 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:11,017 with which to blackmail Perfecto, 839 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:13,562 she sought out a late payment from the Love campaign 840 00:30:13,604 --> 00:30:15,313 at Cinco. As it turns out, 841 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:17,982 the Love campaign had just taken care 842 00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:19,443 of a threat of their own. 843 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:21,278 - Why can't I do this? - And that's when 844 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,779 Maeby ran into her mother. 845 00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:24,197 Oh, Maeby. 846 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:25,323 - Hey. - Oh, hey. 847 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:26,783 I need to apologize to you. 848 00:30:26,824 --> 00:30:29,077 That check you've been looking for, 849 00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:30,704 I had it. 850 00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:31,913 "Had"? 851 00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:33,123 It's not everything, 852 00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:34,874 but here's some money. 853 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,335 Mom, let go. 854 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:38,670 It's dirty money anyway. 855 00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:40,714 Love gave it to me. 856 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:42,549 Maeby felt bad. 857 00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:44,468 He gave you money directly? 858 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:45,802 If you can believe that. 859 00:30:45,843 --> 00:30:47,554 Anyway, this is your money now, 860 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:51,349 and if you choose to do facial reconstruction... 861 00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:53,727 I mean, the nose, right? 862 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:57,564 But Maeby was more concerned 863 00:30:57,606 --> 00:31:00,191 about losing yet another income stream. 864 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,986 So he's trying to snake the bottom bitch from my stable? 865 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,656 And more importantly, her rep on the street. 866 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,865 And she knew just who to go to about it. 867 00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:09,534 He stole money from me. 868 00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:11,703 He's a bully, so I want you 869 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:13,913 to "bad cop" him for me a little, okay? 870 00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:15,206 So where is this bully? 871 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:17,584 He's right there. 872 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:18,918 The little guy with the cigarette? 873 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,462 No, the ripped black guy behind him. 874 00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:22,339 - Oh, right. - Perfecto was nervous... 875 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,508 I just... I just didn't look up high enough. 876 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,551 but headed off to do as told. 877 00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,178 - Herbert Love, Herbert Love... - And later, 878 00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:29,805 after Herbert Love didn't return, 879 00:31:29,846 --> 00:31:31,931 - Perfecto did. - Hey, did you do it? 880 00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:33,183 It's taken care of. 881 00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:35,185 Oh. 882 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:36,978 But that's when the party got out of control. 883 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,647 What's going on? 884 00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:39,897 Guess the blowback has started. 885 00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:41,191 Thank God I'm with an undercover cop. 886 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,192 Pull out your gun. 887 00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:43,485 I don't have a gun. 888 00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:44,695 What kind of cop doesn't have a gun? 889 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,571 Okay, I'm not a cop. 890 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:48,573 But I saw your badge at the bar. 891 00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:51,868 In fact, it was an anti-bullying badge. 892 00:31:51,909 --> 00:31:53,787 He'd received it from a police-run 893 00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:56,039 anti-bullying program at school. 894 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,457 You're never too old to stand up to a bully. 895 00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:59,459 I made up all that stuff 896 00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:01,628 to impress you; I'm just a senior. 897 00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:03,338 A señor? 898 00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:04,756 I'm 17. 899 00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:06,424 Ha! 900 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,301 You're 17? 901 00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:09,427 Yeah. 902 00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:11,262 I'm 23. 903 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:12,806 Oh, that's a relief. 904 00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,641 I wasn't supposed to be driving with you. 905 00:32:14,683 --> 00:32:16,100 But we messed around. 906 00:32:16,142 --> 00:32:18,729 Oh, they did more than that. 907 00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:21,773 Don't worry; nobody saw. 908 00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:24,025 Except Lucille 2. 909 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:26,236 And that's when Maeby, who had spent so long 910 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:29,781 lying to others and even herself, 911 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:32,617 finally had to admit she had made a huge mis... 912 00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:34,786 Oh, no, I'm fine. 913 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,918 Lucille 2 becomes less of a threat to Maeby. 914 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:45,213 is an ongoing investigation, we are pretty certain 915 00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:47,883 that this is where Lucille Austero landed. 916 00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:50,218 It is the way she usually falls. 917 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:51,678 Are you gonna run in her place? 918 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,264 Hey, hey, hey, hey, let's not bury her yet. 919 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:56,307 We are all still holding out hope 920 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:58,435 that she is, indeed, found. 921 00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:02,689 But a new threat to Maeby emerges. 922 00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:03,940 Shh. Stop it. What? 923 00:33:03,981 --> 00:33:05,442 Can we at least have breakup sex? 924 00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:07,068 No, you're 17. 925 00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:08,570 I'm 23-year-old woman. 926 00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:10,280 If anyone found out that we already had sex, 927 00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:12,282 it would be a major felony. 928 00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:15,243 Congratulations. You got your first A. 929 00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:18,329 Oh, thank God. This A is finally gonna get me out of high school. 930 00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:21,040 No, sex offender, your A is going to jail. 931 00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:23,376 You can't arrest me; you're an algebra teacher. 932 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:25,754 Donny Richter is an algebra teacher. 933 00:33:25,796 --> 00:33:27,464 I'm Rocky Richter. 934 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:30,258 I told you there was an undercover cop in this school. 935 00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:32,969 Oh, God. 936 00:33:33,010 --> 00:33:34,918 I'm gonna have to live in Sudden Valley. 937 00:33:35,712 --> 00:33:38,650 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com