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George Michael Bluth had never been

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more popular. No.

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He was surrounded by people

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who were thrilled to be in his company.

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Carlos was just... tickling me.

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They're almost out of root beer.

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So I got you one with
the last bit of root beer

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because I remember that
somebody was saying that, um,

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George Michael likes root beer.

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And as his business was taking off...

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I do. Thanks a lot.

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You guys don't have to
do all this, you know?

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This was just a little
get-together for my girlfriend

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to show her I'm doing well, you know?

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- ... So was his romantic life.
- Show her I'm an adult.

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Hey, stop it!

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You're dead, man, you are so dead.

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That was the last root beer snow cone.

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I got that for him, Carlos.

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Teach you for being such a kiss ass, Terry.

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And it was an ex-Bluth Company employee...

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Come on, you guys, not cool.

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Who was the most grateful
to be in his company.

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- Want any of these?
- No, I'm fine.

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You know, I really appreciate
you guys doing all this.

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I just wish I understood...

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why.

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That's why... because you could ask us

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why we do this, and mean it.

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The fact that you could
be so down to earth...

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And look so young.

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While you're starting this giant company.

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You created an opportunity many of us

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thought we'd never have again.

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See that's the part I
don't understand, Carlos.

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You know my name! What's his name?

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- You're the kiss-ass, Carlos.
- What's his name?

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Okay, guys, I'm gonna learn all your names.

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- I promise.
- George.

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- And that's when he heard what
- Rebel.

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- Had become his name.
- What is all this?

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Oh, it's just a little surprise.

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- You did this for me?
- Yes!

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Well... well, they did it for me, but...

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but only because they knew I
wanted to do something for you.

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Maybe we could talk without your friends.

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I mean, these guys aren't
really my friends, you know.

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I barely know their names.

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I mean, I know Carlos, but...

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only because of that old song
"Carlos the Tickle Monster."

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Wait, what song is that?

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Oh, god, I knew he made that up.

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But it did help me remember.

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Anyway, don't worry about these
guys... they're not listening

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to a word we're saying.

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How about that kiss?

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We need to talk.

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Now the story of a family

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whose future was abruptly cancelled

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and the one son who had no choice

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but to keep himself together.

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It's George Michael's Arrested Development.

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George Michael's life was very different

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months before developing

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the software program that would

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change his life.

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And...

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that's where the song should've ended.

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So I guess we all got
a little carried away.

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Are you sure? We all
ended at the same time.

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Yeah, well, it's because
you all sped up together.

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Now, you know if I was

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playing in your band, I would say,

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"Hey, you know, let's do
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with tempo thing."

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But this is about my demo tape

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to Juilliard and they've got

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to dig what I do so much

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that they start an entire
department for wood block.

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So I'm sorry guys.

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And you're leaving, okay.

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They left early.

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Proves my point.

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She was cute.

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They were playing way
too loud anyway, right?

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Could you even hear the wood block?

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Right at the end.

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We could record you separately,

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and then mix it louder on the computer.

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Well, then I'm not playing in a band.

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I mean, the whole point of the band

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is to showcase my amazing internal clock.

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You know, that's something
you have to be born with.

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Or bred with.

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Which was the case with George Michael.

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Who, as a small child,
appeared in a promotional video

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for a developmental tool called "BabyTock"

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BabyTock! will give your
child a head start at math.

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And if I were a doctor,
I would guarantee you

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that it would also boost
their brain power 110%.

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That's a lot of brain power.

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You've been using BabyTock! correct?

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- For how long?
- For two months.

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But George Michael really
enjoys listening to the sound.

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And would you say it's...

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changed the power of his brain?

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Uh, well, that's impossible...

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To deny.

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I've always wanted a smart baby.

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This thing really works, George.

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In fact it came from something that didn't.

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So we're stuck with 5,000 of
these worthless corn-ballers?

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When they were looking to
recoup some of their costs

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after an ill-fated foray

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into the fry-at-home snack-food market.

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Whoa, whoa.

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They're not worthless.

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You know? The timer still works.

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There's no numbers on it,
but it's very loud, so...

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Perfect for those who
like the sound of a clock,

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but don't know their numbers.

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That's good.

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We'll sell this to baby...

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Mother of!

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We should put these in cribs.

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That's not a half puny thought.

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And that Julliard thing is

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confidential from my Dad by the way.

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He's never gonna want me to pursue

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- a career in...
- Hitting a block of wood.

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Music, yes

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You know, he still thinks of
me as the same George Michael

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that I was before my life

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blew apart, you know?

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Before the world cracked me open

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and I became the guy that
you're looking at now.

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George Michael 2.0.

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God, I hate my name.

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The last five years

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had been a whirlwind for George Michael.

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He celebrated going off to college

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- at a party with his family.
- Hey! Next week, huh?

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- Congratulations!
- Thanks.

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- We are so proud.
- We have a little something for you.

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Oh, no, you don't have to do anything.

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I mean, you threw me this... meeting.

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Little something-something...

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to buy a car.

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Oh, God, really?

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- No!
- Yes.

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Maeby!

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But the party wouldn't last long.

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You know what?

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I am done with this family.

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I hope you've saved some money,

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'cause you're going to need every dime now.

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What's this?

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Return it... or rip it up.

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- Michael.
- Come on.

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Give it a rip.

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Rip it up... right down the center.

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That's it. Rip it.

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Couple more.

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Did you get it?

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Proud of you.

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Happy birthday.

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- Happy birthday, George Michael.
- Happy birthday.

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Michael did make sure his son got a car...

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Get out of here.

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As he sent him off to college.

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And although he arrived at college

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without his possessions,

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he was finally at a place where he felt

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he'd fit in.

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Hey, hey, check it out.

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N... no.

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No, no.

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What?

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In his Freshman year, George Michael

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- hit the ground running.
- Sorry.

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He was breaking some of the old taboos.

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- Let's make it a... Pepsi.
- Drinking Pepsi in the morning.

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So, it's a breakfast combo with a Pepsi.

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Sometimes having eggs at night.

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How about some eggs?

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Oh, excuse me, I forgot it wasn't morning.

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He was soon finding that others
enjoyed his sense of humor.

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I forgot it wasn't morning.

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A present from his Uncle Gob elevated

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- his newfound confidence.
- Hi.

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My uncle is a magician.

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Before diminishing it.

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But before he knew it

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sophomore year was upon him,

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- and everything got turned up to 11.
- Boom!

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And that's what we call
only being behind by three.

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So then that stuff's all going
on with this Sitwell company.

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And then... we end up playing
them in a softball game.

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Highlights... loyal friends.

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I'm like, "How can that...?"

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Romance.

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Becky.

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Betrayal.

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Becky?

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What's up, Ray?

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You guys broke up.

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Oh, thanks, Ray, I almost forgot.

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The triumph of friendship.

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- What's up, Ray?
- Hey.

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Oh, thanks, Ray, I almost forgot.

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You know who I was thinking
about before you sat down?

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- What?
- Becky.

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Do you remember?

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And as surely as stability returned,

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junior year ushered in a
new era of experimentation...

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It's all about the science of kissing

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between a man and a woman.

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That always has fascinated me.

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Oh, good. Sheila will take you.

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As George Michael tried to compensate

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for the lack of income from his father

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by volunteering for experiments.

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Hi.

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So I don't run off?

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- I hope you're not feeling too awkward.
- Oh, don't be crazy.

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- Okay.
- Now when the mouth to mouth test begins,

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I'm gonna be yelling out letters
that indicate mouth movements.

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What I need you to do is just give me

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on a scale of one to
ten your pleasure level.

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- Fine.
- Ten being the most
pleasurable, one the least.

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Let's hope we get to ten.

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- Well, work our way up to it.
- Bringing in the mouth unit!

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And that's when he realized
what the straps were for.

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Is that...? Okay, I guess it's
not, uh, not gonna be a person.

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- And C?
- I think one on C.

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- M? M?
- Oh, one on...

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- M?
- One for sure on... one.

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- And Z?
- One.

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- N?
- One.

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- F? F?
- One. One.

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But it wasn't until his year abroad

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that George Michael got
an education in life.

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Because after a year of trying
not to be an imposing guest

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in his new country,

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he was ready

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for a summer that would end up
turning his life upside down...

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when the woman whose
children he was nannying...

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opened him up sexually.

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Hey, hey, did Ernesto get his 4:00?

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The drones are coming.

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Nothing matters now.

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- Why do you kiss like this?
- Like what?

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The teeth, they must not be used like this.

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It was actually a jaw and lip

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retraction issue, but
she had neither a command

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of the language nor the data that we do.

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You make love like a boy.

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Spanish, speak to me in Spanish.

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Because the only way that college credit is

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actually activated is if I have...

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- Dominarme.
- Cook... cook at...

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- Cooking at you?
- Overpower me.

263
00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:50,832
Oh, yes, make me cry.

264
00:09:50,874 --> 00:09:52,209
You're a terrible mother.

265
00:09:54,085 --> 00:09:56,421
And so it was a very
different George Michael

266
00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:59,090
that returned to school for senior year.

267
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,010
Eager to unleash his new

268
00:10:02,052 --> 00:10:05,305
overt sexuality on an unsuspecting campus.

269
00:10:05,347 --> 00:10:06,682
Hey, man.

270
00:10:06,723 --> 00:10:08,475
It gets better.

271
00:10:09,685 --> 00:10:11,102
And for George Michael,

272
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,480
senior year did get better.

273
00:10:13,522 --> 00:10:15,440
- He was like a king
- I sort of feel like a king

274
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,693
- returning to his castle...
- Returning to his castle.

275
00:10:17,734 --> 00:10:19,570
Only to discover that they thought

276
00:10:19,611 --> 00:10:21,196
he was two kings.

277
00:10:21,238 --> 00:10:22,698
Welcome to your castle.

278
00:10:22,739 --> 00:10:25,659
And they had doubled
the size of his castle.

279
00:10:25,701 --> 00:10:26,993
Double castle.

280
00:10:27,035 --> 00:10:28,870
Can't wait to meet Michael, George.

281
00:10:28,912 --> 00:10:30,955
It would be the perfect backdrop

282
00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:33,458
to unveil George Michael 2.0.

283
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,085
Todo mio.

284
00:10:35,126 --> 00:10:38,046
Todo mia?

285
00:10:38,088 --> 00:10:40,173
Mio.

286
00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:45,929
But George Michael's development was about

287
00:10:45,970 --> 00:10:47,472
- to be forestalled.
- Hey.

288
00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:50,016
- Dad.
- Pete died.

289
00:10:50,058 --> 00:10:52,352
Oh, God.

290
00:10:52,394 --> 00:10:54,812
- Uh, who's, uh, Pete?
- Don't worry about it.

291
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,565
Don't you worry about it.

292
00:10:56,607 --> 00:10:57,857
I like this.

293
00:10:57,899 --> 00:10:59,401
- I like the mustache.
- Oh, yeah.

294
00:10:59,443 --> 00:11:01,403
- Oh... it's kind of fun.
- That's great.

295
00:11:01,445 --> 00:11:02,696
Probably gonna want to shave it off

296
00:11:02,738 --> 00:11:04,364
before the start of next quarter.

297
00:11:04,406 --> 00:11:05,907
Otherwise, they're gonna
think you're a musician, huh?

298
00:11:05,949 --> 00:11:08,034
But I love it... dude.

299
00:11:09,327 --> 00:11:10,828
I'm never going to be

300
00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,205
louder than an electric guitar.

301
00:11:12,247 --> 00:11:13,540
Maybe using a band to showcase

302
00:11:13,582 --> 00:11:15,292
my wood block skill is a dumb idea.

303
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:16,918
Too bad there's no such thing

304
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,629
as an electric wood block.

305
00:11:18,670 --> 00:11:21,423
That sounds like a mother of an invention.

306
00:11:21,465 --> 00:11:23,425
And so they set to work

307
00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:25,302
inventing a downloadable app

308
00:11:25,343 --> 00:11:27,387
that would allow one to
play an electronic version

309
00:11:27,429 --> 00:11:29,222
of a wood block on their smartphone.

310
00:11:29,264 --> 00:11:31,099
You see, that's important.

311
00:11:31,141 --> 00:11:32,517
Well, that's what it is.

312
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,144
So it's basically like you'll always

313
00:11:34,185 --> 00:11:35,520
have a wood block with you.

314
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:38,482
I can't believe nobody's ever done this.

315
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,900
A quick something search
would have shown the guys

316
00:11:40,942 --> 00:11:44,655
that there were already three
wood block apps on the market.

317
00:11:44,696 --> 00:11:46,573
So, there are three on the market.

318
00:11:46,615 --> 00:11:48,366
Which they did.

319
00:11:50,118 --> 00:11:51,620
But even after doing that search,

320
00:11:51,662 --> 00:11:53,037
they were undeterred.

321
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,332
Download them. Come on, let's do it.

322
00:11:55,373 --> 00:11:57,417
I hope we're not doing this on my account.

323
00:11:57,459 --> 00:11:59,085
No, we're doing it so that we can see

324
00:11:59,127 --> 00:12:00,378
what the competition is like.

325
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,422
No, I mean on my iTunes account.

326
00:12:02,464 --> 00:12:03,799
It's 99 cents.

327
00:12:03,839 --> 00:12:05,258
Yeah, times three.

328
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:07,051
And soon, they realized

329
00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:10,221
what kind of competition
they were up against.

330
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,560
Well, these are a joke.

331
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,312
I know. Where are the mallet options?

332
00:12:17,354 --> 00:12:19,855
There's no choice of
wood weight or grain type.

333
00:12:19,897 --> 00:12:21,566
There's no diameter hole option.

334
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,193
I mean, what is this, BabyTock?

335
00:12:23,234 --> 00:12:24,528
- BabyTock?
- You know, the sharp

336
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,321
metal box that you put in the crib.

337
00:12:26,363 --> 00:12:28,031
Is that not a well-known...?

338
00:12:28,072 --> 00:12:29,865
- But this is fine.
- And they set to work.

339
00:12:29,907 --> 00:12:31,242
No, I understand that. I get that.

340
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,286
But it just seems like
you're leaving a hole

341
00:12:33,328 --> 00:12:34,579
just right in the middle of the block.

342
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,581
It won't be a block on anything 3G.

343
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,750
Although some of the work had
to happen outside the room.

344
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,585
Buddy, is that schoolwork?

345
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:41,919
Which was challenging.

346
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:45,423
And soon, they were
close to finishing an app

347
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:46,842
they had decided to call...

348
00:12:46,882 --> 00:12:48,510
Woodblock.

349
00:12:48,552 --> 00:12:50,094
It's taken.

350
00:12:51,179 --> 00:12:52,930
Blockwood.

351
00:12:53,849 --> 00:12:55,225
It's taken.

352
00:12:55,266 --> 00:12:56,768
And that's when he came up with...

353
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:57,977
Block of Wood?

354
00:12:58,019 --> 00:12:59,396
- Which was also taken.
- Wow.

355
00:12:59,437 --> 00:13:01,272
- Block-block?
- No.

356
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,982
People are going to think we're
in the chicken-noise business.

357
00:13:03,024 --> 00:13:04,401
How is that a chicken noise?

358
00:13:04,442 --> 00:13:06,902
You know... well, it's kind of hard to do

359
00:13:06,944 --> 00:13:09,865
in these matador pants, but, you know...

360
00:13:09,905 --> 00:13:12,409
- Block-bl...
- Fakeblock is available.

361
00:13:12,450 --> 00:13:13,660
Do you want Fakeblock?

362
00:13:13,702 --> 00:13:15,453
Oh, uh, okay. They have Fakeblock.

363
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,080
Okay, yes, we'll take that.

364
00:13:17,121 --> 00:13:19,207
No problem. That's no problem.

365
00:13:19,249 --> 00:13:21,125
Could you hang on to that for me, please?

366
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,628
And I'll call you back. Thank you.

367
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,130
It's $5,000 for the domain name,

368
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,092
and then there's this
whole XML Web site fee.

369
00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:30,343
I got the last one.

370
00:13:30,385 --> 00:13:32,136
That was 99 cents.

371
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,471
Times three.

372
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,181
And George Michael realized

373
00:13:35,223 --> 00:13:36,767
he needed to bring in some cash.

374
00:13:36,808 --> 00:13:38,268
We actually have a variety of subjects

375
00:13:38,309 --> 00:13:40,144
that high school students need tutoring in.

376
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:41,730
If you want to just
take a look at that list

377
00:13:41,772 --> 00:13:43,440
and let me know if there's anything there

378
00:13:43,481 --> 00:13:45,358
- that you've handled before.
- There was...

379
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,818
although George Michael

380
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,737
couldn't imagine it was the same Maeby.

381
00:13:48,779 --> 00:13:51,740
Is this "F" in "Maeby F."
her last name or her grade?

382
00:13:51,782 --> 00:13:53,533
Oh, it's her last name.

383
00:13:53,575 --> 00:13:54,992
But her most recent grade is...

384
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:58,789
well, this just shows
an Elvis Presley head.

385
00:13:59,831 --> 00:14:01,583
So, that bad?

386
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,084
I'll take her.

387
00:14:03,126 --> 00:14:04,753
Stay on top of her.

388
00:14:04,795 --> 00:14:07,046
You may need to ride her pretty hard.

389
00:14:07,088 --> 00:14:09,257
Hey, you must be...

390
00:14:09,299 --> 00:14:11,050
What?

391
00:14:11,092 --> 00:14:13,261
- This is the girl you broke up with?
- Huh?

392
00:14:13,303 --> 00:14:15,305
I can't wear this.

393
00:14:15,346 --> 00:14:17,056
Yeah, well, we dated for
a while, but, you know,

394
00:14:17,098 --> 00:14:18,433
I was a kid, and I didn't know

395
00:14:18,475 --> 00:14:20,435
how to kiss yet. I don't know,

396
00:14:20,477 --> 00:14:21,853
for whatever reason, I listened to my dad

397
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,271
who said we shouldn't make it work.

398
00:14:23,313 --> 00:14:25,273
- Was she your first?
- Cousin? No.

399
00:14:25,315 --> 00:14:27,734
Why would you... why would
your mind go right to...? No.

400
00:14:27,776 --> 00:14:29,694
No, it's just that he was right.

401
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,738
We were kids. I wasn't yet O.S.

402
00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:33,072
- Overtly sexual.
- Overtly sexual.

403
00:14:33,114 --> 00:14:35,199
Right. As I live and breathe. Crazy.

404
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,160
That's just crazy.

405
00:14:37,201 --> 00:14:38,745
Okay, so listen.

406
00:14:38,787 --> 00:14:41,247
After I let her in, you go
and try and keep my dad out.

407
00:14:41,289 --> 00:14:43,708
All right? I can't let him
get in the way of this one.

408
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,835
Hey, you must be...

409
00:14:44,876 --> 00:14:46,043
But first, he had to cover his tracks.

410
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:47,921
- What?
- This had to look like fate.

411
00:14:47,963 --> 00:14:49,464
- George Michael?
- Huh?

412
00:14:49,506 --> 00:14:51,591
What is this? Maeby, what are you...

413
00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:53,969
doing here?

414
00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:56,095
- As I live and breathe.
- But for the phrase, "as I live

415
00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:57,848
- I thought you were the girl.
- And breathe," he nailed it.

416
00:14:57,889 --> 00:14:59,516
I'm supposed to tutor a kid from...

417
00:14:59,557 --> 00:15:02,143
High school. Yeah. That's me.

418
00:15:02,185 --> 00:15:04,187
Crazy. That is just crazy.

419
00:15:04,228 --> 00:15:06,147
And even though George
Michael wanted to seduce her,

420
00:15:06,189 --> 00:15:08,065
he couldn't helpbut challenge

421
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:09,651
her strategy for staying in high school.

422
00:15:09,693 --> 00:15:12,403
But still, I mean, you have
to make a living, right?

423
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:13,822
Don't you need an education?

424
00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:16,282
Well, don't forget... I'm a Harris.

425
00:15:16,324 --> 00:15:18,326
- Harris?
- Yeah.

426
00:15:18,368 --> 00:15:20,495
Someone who "inharris" a lot of money.

427
00:15:20,537 --> 00:15:21,913
Yeah, well, you know,

428
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,165
I wouldn't put all my Anns in that basket.

429
00:15:24,207 --> 00:15:26,250
You know, it's fine. You don't get it.

430
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,919
You've never been a risk taker.

431
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,295
I like to with people.

432
00:15:29,337 --> 00:15:30,797
That's what I do.

433
00:15:30,839 --> 00:15:33,508
- I'm making a statement.
- I love it.

434
00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:34,676
You know, I knew you were cool

435
00:15:34,718 --> 00:15:35,886
when I saw you wearing that shirt.

436
00:15:35,927 --> 00:15:37,762
Thanks.

437
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:38,972
More betrayal.

438
00:15:39,014 --> 00:15:40,223
Oh, no, I get it, too.

439
00:15:40,264 --> 00:15:41,892
No, I love... I love it, too.

440
00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:46,062
You know, I... I love to... love now.

441
00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:48,272
George Michael found himself

442
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,316
less overtly sexual than he'd hoped.

443
00:15:50,358 --> 00:15:52,610
I made a 40-year-old woman cry in Spain.

444
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,988
I love making love to Spanish women.

445
00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:56,740
Get out.

446
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:59,242
And George Michael slipped
back into seduction mode.

447
00:15:59,283 --> 00:16:03,038
Oh, a man, a woman...

448
00:16:03,079 --> 00:16:04,539
a bedroom.

449
00:16:04,581 --> 00:16:08,501
Let's solve for "X."

450
00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:10,795
I don't know what you're talking about.

451
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,631
Well, you know, in algebra,
you have an unknown element,

452
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,842
and, uh, we call it "X," and then you have

453
00:16:15,884 --> 00:16:19,095
to solve for it to find
out what number "X" is.

454
00:16:19,136 --> 00:16:21,347
"X" isn't a number.

455
00:16:21,389 --> 00:16:23,391
So you don't even really know the basic...

456
00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:25,351
But in that moment, the urge to educate her

457
00:16:25,393 --> 00:16:27,311
was more powerful than
the urge to kiss her.

458
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:30,023
Let me show you. I'll just
show you some stuff real quick.

459
00:16:30,065 --> 00:16:33,234
All right, so if you take
something like this... 3X+1=10...

460
00:16:33,276 --> 00:16:34,986
And with the algebra lesson complete,

461
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,571
George Michael pivoted back

462
00:16:36,613 --> 00:16:38,615
to his overtly sexual seduction.

463
00:16:38,656 --> 00:16:40,742
Therefore, when I say,

464
00:16:40,784 --> 00:16:45,162
"You and me in a bedroom,
let's solve for 'X, '" I'm...

465
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,832
I'm stating it as a kind of formula.

466
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,250
Yeah, let's get wasted.

467
00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:51,335
Let's drink that formula.

468
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,254
It's not that kind of formula.

469
00:16:53,296 --> 00:16:55,214
No, I'll show you what
a formula is real quick,

470
00:16:55,256 --> 00:16:56,800
'cause that's very important.

471
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,676
- But when the door opened,
- Dad?

472
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,471
George Michael's window
of opportunity closed.

473
00:17:01,512 --> 00:17:03,890
Bad news... P-Hound is
yanking our chain again.

474
00:17:03,932 --> 00:17:05,558
- Uncle Michael.
- Oh, my God.

475
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,394
And after a brief
reunion, George Michael had

476
00:17:08,436 --> 00:17:10,814
another opportunity to impress his cousin.

477
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:13,190
He's got this privacy software,

478
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,443
keeps people from stealing
your stuff. Tell her, pal.

479
00:17:15,485 --> 00:17:18,529
So its privacy software
that's also anti-piracy?

480
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,407
George Michael weighed his options.

481
00:17:21,449 --> 00:17:24,619
Maeby had chastised him
for not taking risks,

482
00:17:24,661 --> 00:17:26,704
and what would be a bigger risk

483
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,539
than perpetuating a lie about software

484
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:31,375
just to ignite the passions of a woman?

485
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,711
Of course, it would be a lie,

486
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,006
and since Maeby wouldn't know it was a lie,

487
00:17:36,047 --> 00:17:38,508
he wouldn't appear to be taking a risk.

488
00:17:38,549 --> 00:17:40,802
Perhaps the bigger risk
was to tell his father

489
00:17:40,844 --> 00:17:42,178
he was lying.

490
00:17:42,219 --> 00:17:43,638
That he came up with it

491
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,640
because he wanted his father to leave

492
00:17:45,682 --> 00:17:48,434
so he could enjoy what
remained of his senior year.

493
00:17:48,476 --> 00:17:50,854
After all, he wondered, wouldn't that be

494
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:54,024
the course of action taken
by an overtly sexual man...

495
00:17:54,065 --> 00:17:56,776
a man who owns a pair of matador pants?

496
00:17:56,818 --> 00:18:00,697
He had not responded now for 41 seconds,

497
00:18:00,738 --> 00:18:03,033
according to his unfailing internal clock,

498
00:18:03,074 --> 00:18:05,869
and it was time to come clean.

499
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,328
Well, thanks. Yeah.

500
00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:09,205
It's a... well, it's just a Boolean-driven

501
00:18:09,246 --> 00:18:13,250
aggregation, really, of what
programmers call "hacker traps."

502
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:16,253
And he found himself
suddenly and effortlessly

503
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:19,174
tapping into a long-inbred
instinct for lying.

504
00:18:19,256 --> 00:18:22,510
A Bluth taking his first steps in deceit.

505
00:18:22,552 --> 00:18:24,554
But the more he talked,

506
00:18:24,595 --> 00:18:26,430
the more he actually
started to like the idea.

507
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,183
So, you know, in other words, when...

508
00:18:28,224 --> 00:18:30,060
when you have friends over,
you know, and you're...

509
00:18:30,101 --> 00:18:31,686
you're listening to music and they want

510
00:18:31,728 --> 00:18:34,147
to steal your music and
copy your movies or...

511
00:18:34,189 --> 00:18:36,691
or just look at your photos,
you know, this prevents that.

512
00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:40,444
It just neutralizes that so
it's not even a threat anymore.

513
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,488
It's called Fakeblock.

514
00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:44,448
- Great name. Right?
- Yeah, well, you know,

515
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,825
it's super low-hanging fruit.

516
00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:47,326
Someone's going to do it.

517
00:18:47,368 --> 00:18:49,453
We're just trying to
be those guys, you know?

518
00:18:50,538 --> 00:18:51,956
And, impressed with his

519
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,917
- own invention...
- It's a fake profile

520
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,668
that leads hackers away
from your actual data.

521
00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:57,461
He set about making an
impossible dream a reality.

522
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:58,713
You mean something that keeps

523
00:18:58,755 --> 00:19:00,131
everything on the Internet private

524
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,591
and protects everyone's digital rights?

525
00:19:01,632 --> 00:19:02,884
Yeah, I mean, think about it.

526
00:19:02,926 --> 00:19:04,219
Everyone has something

527
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:06,137
that they want removed from the Internet.

528
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,972
George Michael certainly did.

529
00:19:09,099 --> 00:19:10,641
And if the new software served

530
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,727
no other person than removing this...

531
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,814
it would be worth it.

532
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,816
Ay, dios mio.

533
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,193
I mean, if we could
make something like that,

534
00:19:20,235 --> 00:19:21,778
it could be bigger than Facebook.

535
00:19:21,819 --> 00:19:23,487
I mean, who wouldn't
want something like that?

536
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:24,739
You think you can do it?

537
00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:26,365
No.

538
00:19:26,407 --> 00:19:28,868
No, of course not. No.

539
00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:30,745
I mean, this is my chance with Maeby,

540
00:19:30,787 --> 00:19:32,663
and I can't even get rid of my own father.

541
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:35,332
You know, what if we just did
a vote... just the roommates?

542
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,501
We do a quick vote, and
it's, "Ciao, Fathero."

543
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,796
He's going to know who voted against him.

544
00:19:39,837 --> 00:19:43,466
Not if I get him to vote against himself.

545
00:19:44,425 --> 00:19:45,802
Why would he do that?

546
00:19:45,843 --> 00:19:47,262
No, he wouldn't. He... I...

547
00:19:47,303 --> 00:19:48,888
I was just leaning back,
so it looked like I...

548
00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:50,389
I got this chair again, didn't I?

549
00:19:50,431 --> 00:19:52,934
Maybe I just need to be clear and just say,

550
00:19:52,976 --> 00:19:54,477
"I'm putting up a wall.

551
00:19:54,518 --> 00:19:56,813
We need to rework our whole system here."

552
00:19:56,854 --> 00:19:59,482
Sounds like you guys are working
on your privacy software, huh?

553
00:19:59,523 --> 00:20:02,318
And, long story short, Michael did end up

554
00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:05,196
embracing the voting-out-a-roommate idea.

555
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,823
And it's, "Adios, brothiero."

556
00:20:06,864 --> 00:20:08,241
It cannot fail.

557
00:20:11,368 --> 00:20:14,330
That was fun.

558
00:20:14,371 --> 00:20:15,665
Did he look betrayed to you?

559
00:20:15,706 --> 00:20:17,167
He kind of always looks that way.

560
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:20,086
I'm going to catch the bus.

561
00:20:20,128 --> 00:20:22,046
- Bye.
- Well, uh, okay. Hey, listen.

562
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,840
Are you going to come by on Thursday or...?

563
00:20:23,881 --> 00:20:26,884
Um, I don't think so. I
have this thing in L.A.

564
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,511
Well, can you blow it off? I
mean, you know, you might want

565
00:20:28,552 --> 00:20:30,263
to get "graduating high
school" out of the way.

566
00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:33,183
Well, I'm getting a lifetime
achievement award at this gala.

567
00:20:33,224 --> 00:20:36,269
Well, you might want to get that
out of the way, too, I guess.

568
00:20:36,311 --> 00:20:37,687
Yeah.

569
00:20:37,728 --> 00:20:39,438
Hey, you want me to go
with you to that or...?

570
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,357
Yeah, I can pick you up at your place.

571
00:20:41,398 --> 00:20:43,943
Oh, they're actually
shooting a thing at my place.

572
00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:45,862
As it turns out, they'd end up

573
00:20:45,903 --> 00:20:47,446
- just clubbing a Thing.
- Oh!

574
00:20:47,488 --> 00:20:49,866
You know what? Yeah, that
might actually be a good idea.

575
00:20:49,907 --> 00:20:51,826
Because I can't bring
any of my friends without

576
00:20:51,868 --> 00:20:53,244
getting permission
slips from their parents.

577
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,412
Well, that's not really a problem for me.

578
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,790
Yeah, 'cause you just
betrayed yours, right?

579
00:20:57,832 --> 00:20:59,709
Awesome.

580
00:21:02,586 --> 00:21:04,922
George Michael and Maeby arrived

581
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:08,009
at a hotel busy with three separate events.

582
00:21:09,385 --> 00:21:11,846
No, no, no...

583
00:21:11,888 --> 00:21:14,932
Well, it's really nice to be
out with you as adults, you know?

584
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,352
In Spain, they don't even eat 00 p.m.

585
00:21:17,393 --> 00:21:19,354
Wow, Spain really changed you.

586
00:21:19,395 --> 00:21:20,813
Well, you grow up very quickly in Spain.

587
00:21:20,855 --> 00:21:22,481
Oh, my God, I know this guy. Hey.

588
00:21:22,523 --> 00:21:23,774
Hey, man. Hey.

589
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,860
- Hey, man.
- Hey.

590
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:29,322
What are you on?

591
00:21:30,865 --> 00:21:32,533
Oh, he's nobody.

592
00:21:32,575 --> 00:21:34,369
Oh. It's Justin.

593
00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:35,912
That's David Henrie.

594
00:21:35,953 --> 00:21:37,580
He's Justin from Wizards of Waverly Place.

595
00:21:37,621 --> 00:21:38,831
Hmm.

596
00:21:38,873 --> 00:21:41,125
It's on a lot in Spain.

597
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,002
Well, I'm going to go mingle
with a bunch of 13-year-olds

598
00:21:43,044 --> 00:21:44,295
who think they can still play fifth grade.

599
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:45,671
- Have fun.
- I'll catch up.

600
00:21:45,713 --> 00:21:47,215
And George Michael set out

601
00:21:47,257 --> 00:21:49,633
to re-unleash his overtly sexual persona.

602
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:52,553
Well, gentlemen, start your engines.

603
00:21:53,596 --> 00:21:54,722
Buenas noches, pequeño Scarlet.

604
00:21:54,764 --> 00:21:56,015
I will be needing a room, please.

605
00:21:56,057 --> 00:21:57,725
How many nights?

606
00:21:57,767 --> 00:21:59,185
Two. Sorry. No, just one night.

607
00:21:59,227 --> 00:22:01,312
I thought you were saying how many people.

608
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,689
- And how many beds?
- Two.

609
00:22:03,731 --> 00:22:05,900
- Two.
- No. Uh, one bed.

610
00:22:05,942 --> 00:22:07,735
Why give her the option?
Keep it real simple.

611
00:22:07,777 --> 00:22:10,738
One bed, one night, two
people, let's solve for "X."

612
00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,782
I hate young Hollywood.

613
00:22:12,823 --> 00:22:15,243
It's called Fakeblock, Mort.

614
00:22:15,285 --> 00:22:17,636
- It's going to blow Schnoodle out of the water!
- And it was on his way back

615
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:19,247
- to Maeby that he heard her say...
- Fakeblock's the next big thing.

616
00:22:19,289 --> 00:22:22,417
- It's called Fakeblock!
- What's this? You're talking... talking about Fakeblock?

617
00:22:22,457 --> 00:22:24,877
- Oh. How does your privacy software work?
- Huh? It's private.

618
00:22:25,009 --> 00:22:27,387
And that's how George
Michael not only met Rebel...

619
00:22:27,428 --> 00:22:30,181
I don't want people to
know that I'm doing this.

620
00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:31,598
But finally found a way to prove

621
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,185
to Maeby that he was a risk taker.

622
00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:36,770
Yes. Yes. George Maharis.

623
00:22:36,812 --> 00:22:39,315
Only to discover, moments later...

624
00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:40,525
- Perfecto!
- ... that she was dating

625
00:22:40,565 --> 00:22:43,486
- an even bigger risk taker.
- De nada.

626
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,738
That's my undercover cop boyfriend.

627
00:22:45,779 --> 00:22:47,156
I'm trying to get him in bed.

628
00:22:47,198 --> 00:22:48,573
Boyfriend?

629
00:22:48,615 --> 00:22:52,119
So funny that didn't come up in the car.

630
00:22:52,161 --> 00:22:54,288
So, how does it work?

631
00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:56,623
Huh? How does what work?

632
00:22:56,665 --> 00:22:58,418
Your privacy software.

633
00:22:58,459 --> 00:23:01,045
How does it protect you from piracy?

634
00:23:01,087 --> 00:23:02,713
Oh, I don't know.

635
00:23:02,755 --> 00:23:05,007
Don't worry about it.

636
00:23:05,049 --> 00:23:07,927
No, no, no. No, you
really piqued my interest.

637
00:23:07,968 --> 00:23:10,388
I'm sorry.

638
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:12,932
And discouraged that he'd lost Maeby,

639
00:23:12,973 --> 00:23:16,060
he tried to salvage his night

640
00:23:16,102 --> 00:23:18,438
by taking a picture of Gibby from "iCarly."

641
00:23:18,479 --> 00:23:20,856
As he was doing this,
however, this happened.

642
00:23:23,317 --> 00:23:25,945
The explosion caused an electrical surge

643
00:23:25,986 --> 00:23:28,406
rendering the Schnoodle
software inoperable.

644
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:31,117
Which, to those who saw him,

645
00:23:31,158 --> 00:23:33,411
seemed like a genius act of cyber sabotage,

646
00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:35,704
which led to this.

647
00:23:35,746 --> 00:23:38,583
- What happened?
- Ah, it's dead.

648
00:23:38,623 --> 00:23:41,085
That geek Maharis
destroyed the whole thing.

649
00:23:41,127 --> 00:23:43,754
And you know why? Just because he could.

650
00:23:43,796 --> 00:23:46,631
Those Internet geniuses...
that's what they do. I'm ruined.

651
00:23:46,673 --> 00:23:48,926
I'll probably never get
to drive the Schnoodle car.

652
00:23:48,968 --> 00:23:50,761
We should work together.

653
00:23:50,803 --> 00:23:52,388
- No.
- Smart.

654
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:57,017
And a few days later,
it would lead to this.

655
00:23:57,059 --> 00:23:59,353
I'm John Beard. Here's
your 15 seconds of news.

656
00:23:59,395 --> 00:24:00,938
Fakeblock's mystery man, George Maharis,

657
00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:03,190
may have just found a way to screw a cap

658
00:24:03,232 --> 00:24:05,943
on the Internet, and
investors are lining up

659
00:24:05,985 --> 00:24:07,570
to fill the company's tank with money,

660
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:09,238
even though he himself remains anonymous.

661
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,074
That's all the news
that's fit to pump. I quit.

662
00:24:12,116 --> 00:24:14,160
By the time

663
00:24:14,201 --> 00:24:16,120
George Michael returned tocampus,

664
00:24:16,162 --> 00:24:18,956
even his roommate had heard
of George Maharis' Fakeblock.

665
00:24:18,998 --> 00:24:20,500
This George Maharis guy stole our name,

666
00:24:20,541 --> 00:24:22,460
but we have it registered,

667
00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:24,253
so we can sell it to him for a fortune.

668
00:24:24,295 --> 00:24:25,505
No, I am George Maharis!

669
00:24:25,546 --> 00:24:26,964
I'm behind the whole thing.

670
00:24:27,006 --> 00:24:28,508
I... I wanted to impress Maeby,

671
00:24:28,549 --> 00:24:30,759
so I told her that I created
this privacy software.

672
00:24:30,801 --> 00:24:32,428
Why would you do that?

673
00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:34,138
You know, it's like the
time that you told that girl

674
00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:35,848
that you were George Takei's son.

675
00:24:35,889 --> 00:24:38,476
Well, it's too late.
This thing's taking off.

676
00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:41,437
They're saying Fakeblock
knocked out Schnoodle.

677
00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:43,272
That was a coincidence. It
must have been a power surge.

678
00:24:43,314 --> 00:24:45,441
Well, we got to get something... at least

679
00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:47,067
get our five grand back.

680
00:24:47,109 --> 00:24:48,819
Well, I put in the five grand,
you put in three dollars.

681
00:24:48,861 --> 00:24:50,821
Well, you may have put in
the most money to Fakeblock,

682
00:24:50,863 --> 00:24:52,573
but I put in the first three dollars,

683
00:24:52,615 --> 00:24:54,033
so that makes you a hop-on.

684
00:24:54,074 --> 00:24:55,742
No, you're the hop-on, Paul,

685
00:24:55,784 --> 00:24:58,329
and I know exactly who
you're trying to hop on to.

686
00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,955
- Maeby.
- Maeby.

687
00:24:59,997 --> 00:25:03,501
Yeah, well, you know
she's dating a cop, right?

688
00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:05,002
- Yeah, she likes risk takers, like the P...
- Hi.

689
00:25:05,044 --> 00:25:06,629
Hound...

690
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,881
Keep moving. Can you believe this?

691
00:25:08,922 --> 00:25:10,799
- Maeby was excited...
- Fakeblock! It's exploding!

692
00:25:10,841 --> 00:25:12,635
- ... but George Michael knew
- I got my PR company fanning it

693
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,094
the stakes were too high
for him to continue the lie.

694
00:25:14,136 --> 00:25:15,262
And I even cashed in a favor

695
00:25:15,304 --> 00:25:16,389
to get us mentioned on "Mad Money."

696
00:25:16,430 --> 00:25:17,806
You know, I think we just might want

697
00:25:17,848 --> 00:25:19,892
to slow down a little bit
on the whole Fakeblock thing

698
00:25:19,933 --> 00:25:21,852
'cause I'm still not 100% finished with it.

699
00:25:21,894 --> 00:25:23,229
Well, how finished are you with it?

700
00:25:23,270 --> 00:25:25,481
200%? 500%

701
00:25:25,523 --> 00:25:27,024
I also feel like I'm not 100% finished

702
00:25:27,066 --> 00:25:28,693
- with your math tutoring.
- And then Maeby said something

703
00:25:28,733 --> 00:25:32,613
- that made his change his mind.
- Do we have those books here?

704
00:25:32,655 --> 00:25:34,156
I trust you, George Michael.

705
00:25:34,198 --> 00:25:35,241
I would not get into bed with you

706
00:25:35,282 --> 00:25:36,701
on this thing if I didn't trust you.

707
00:25:36,741 --> 00:25:39,953
No. Yeah, of... of course
you can trust me in bed.

708
00:25:39,995 --> 00:25:41,706
No, I mean, I trust you
not to take advantage of me.

709
00:25:41,746 --> 00:25:45,167
No. I wouldn't. We would...
we would just lie there.

710
00:25:45,209 --> 00:25:47,836
We'd just lie there? I mean,
I'm talking about business.

711
00:25:47,878 --> 00:25:51,257
So am I. That's why we
would just lie there.

712
00:25:51,298 --> 00:25:53,384
Okay. 'Cause I was going to say,

713
00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:54,843
when you become an Internet billionaire,

714
00:25:54,885 --> 00:25:57,304
you could do whatever
you want with me in bed.

715
00:25:57,346 --> 00:25:59,348
It was that. That's what
made him change his mind.

716
00:25:59,390 --> 00:26:01,642
- I will. I will.
- And if it was so wrong to lie,

717
00:26:01,684 --> 00:26:03,894
surely he would receive some sort of sign.

718
00:26:03,936 --> 00:26:05,730
Oh, hey, I should get this.

719
00:26:05,770 --> 00:26:08,023
- But that wasn't it.
- Hi, Uncle Gob.

720
00:26:08,065 --> 00:26:09,442
That was his uncle Gob wanting
to meet him at a gay club

721
00:26:09,483 --> 00:26:11,026
- to tell him his father
- I need to see you tonight.

722
00:26:11,068 --> 00:26:13,362
- Was anxious to see him.
- It's about your father and you.

723
00:26:13,404 --> 00:26:14,821
Really? Is... is he upset?

724
00:26:14,863 --> 00:26:17,533
- Do I seem like a clown to you?
- I got it.

725
00:26:17,575 --> 00:26:19,118
George Michael was
worried, and even more so,

726
00:26:19,159 --> 00:26:21,370
when he caught up with
his uncle at a magic club.

727
00:26:21,412 --> 00:26:23,122
That Fakeblock thing will scrub it away.

728
00:26:23,163 --> 00:26:24,749
You know about Fakeblock?
You know that's my software.

729
00:26:24,789 --> 00:26:27,167
I wonder if my dad
thinks I'm blowing him off

730
00:26:27,209 --> 00:26:29,253
because that's starting to take off now.

731
00:26:29,295 --> 00:26:31,171
Well, you should go
find out 'cause I do know

732
00:26:31,213 --> 00:26:33,466
that your dad is really,
really, really upset with you.

733
00:26:33,507 --> 00:26:35,259
He is upset? I asked you that.

734
00:26:35,301 --> 00:26:37,428
That was literally the
first thing I asked you.

735
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:39,472
So you're giving me these crazy...

736
00:26:39,513 --> 00:26:40,931
Mad?

737
00:26:40,973 --> 00:26:42,975
So, it was a very shaken George Michael

738
00:26:43,016 --> 00:26:45,561
who arrived later at the Ealing Club...

739
00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:47,104
What do you mean, I'm already
up there? Obviously, I'm not...

740
00:26:47,146 --> 00:26:48,855
as a frustrated Andy
Richter was having trouble

741
00:26:48,897 --> 00:26:50,566
already up there because I'm here.

742
00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:52,109
Getting into the club he was a member of.

743
00:26:52,151 --> 00:26:54,528
It's my stupid brother!
He looks just like me.

744
00:26:54,570 --> 00:26:57,156
I'll just go up, I'll find
him, I'll... Oh, come on.

745
00:26:57,197 --> 00:26:58,491
Oh, hey, Donny!

746
00:26:58,532 --> 00:26:59,866
Hey, I had you for a semester at Openings.

747
00:26:59,908 --> 00:27:01,285
Yeah, okay, all right.

748
00:27:01,327 --> 00:27:02,995
Hey, come. I'm... I'm his guest.

749
00:27:03,036 --> 00:27:04,455
Is this man your guest?

750
00:27:04,497 --> 00:27:06,248
Oh, no, no. I'm just meeting my dad here.

751
00:27:06,290 --> 00:27:07,667
Oh, screw this. I'm going up.

752
00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:09,293
- Oh, come on.
- Going up, going up.

753
00:27:09,335 --> 00:27:11,253
Oh, come on!

754
00:27:11,295 --> 00:27:13,046
Oh, some Openings child you are, man!

755
00:27:13,088 --> 00:27:15,591
And George Michael girded himself

756
00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:18,177
for his first meeting with his father

757
00:27:18,218 --> 00:27:20,095
since he voted him out of the dorm.

758
00:27:20,137 --> 00:27:21,722
Hi. Yeah, just a sea-breeze, please.

759
00:27:21,764 --> 00:27:23,349
Make it a strong one.

760
00:27:23,390 --> 00:27:24,767
Put some stank on that.

761
00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:26,268
George?

762
00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:28,270
George Maharis?

763
00:27:28,312 --> 00:27:30,105
And that's when he heard

764
00:27:30,147 --> 00:27:33,567
the name he'd forgotten
he'd given out as his own.

765
00:27:33,609 --> 00:27:36,111
So he tried not to act surprised to hear it

766
00:27:36,153 --> 00:27:37,530
when he saw it was Rebel.

767
00:27:37,571 --> 00:27:38,947
I see you.

768
00:27:38,989 --> 00:27:40,783
Unfortunately, that meant being stuck

769
00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:42,368
affecting a blasé attitude.

770
00:27:42,409 --> 00:27:43,910
Rebel Alley?

771
00:27:43,952 --> 00:27:45,245
We spoke three days ago.

772
00:27:45,287 --> 00:27:47,289
I know, I know. I remember.

773
00:27:47,331 --> 00:27:49,709
- Are you a member here?
- No, I'm not.

774
00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:51,794
No, I just walked in past
the big black security guard.

775
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,253
All of which now worked against him.

776
00:27:53,295 --> 00:27:54,963
Okay, you know what?

777
00:27:55,005 --> 00:27:56,799
I was trying to be nice,
but you're just a jerk.

778
00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:59,301
You're a bigger jerk than
Andy Richter over there!

779
00:27:59,343 --> 00:28:00,720
Loosen up, bitch.

780
00:28:00,761 --> 00:28:02,262
I'm Andy Richter!

781
00:28:02,304 --> 00:28:06,058
I probably make, like,
$8,000 a day or something.

782
00:28:06,099 --> 00:28:08,227
Hey, I'm... I'm sorry. I... I...

783
00:28:08,268 --> 00:28:10,688
You know, I'm in the
middle of a whole thing

784
00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:12,606
with my dad right now, and I, um...

785
00:28:12,648 --> 00:28:15,568
I didn't mean to be...
however I just came off.

786
00:28:15,609 --> 00:28:16,736
Badly.

787
00:28:16,777 --> 00:28:18,195
Well, I'm sorry, you know.

788
00:28:18,237 --> 00:28:20,280
I've never met a beautiful actress before.

789
00:28:20,322 --> 00:28:21,532
Oh, so you do know who I am?

790
00:28:21,574 --> 00:28:23,116
God, of course I know who you are!

791
00:28:23,158 --> 00:28:25,118
You were in the remake
of "Dangerous Cousins."

792
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,204
I signed up to Netflix
because of that movie.

793
00:28:27,246 --> 00:28:28,831
Uh-huh.

794
00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:31,166
I think I was thrown that you
were interested in who I am.

795
00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:32,752
Well, you are George Maharis.

796
00:28:32,793 --> 00:28:35,003
- Everyone's talking about your software company.
- Oh, yeah.

797
00:28:35,045 --> 00:28:38,674
I'm sure women are just
throwing themselves at your feet.

798
00:28:38,716 --> 00:28:42,177
Well, you know, I, uh... I
prefer a woman who aims higher.

799
00:28:44,805 --> 00:28:47,516
- That was funny.
- Yeah, I know.

800
00:28:47,558 --> 00:28:48,851
- That was good. That was...
- Smooth.

801
00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:51,144
Smooth. Hey, we have
the same taste in words.

802
00:28:51,186 --> 00:28:53,564
Okay, should we get a drink? I'm buying.

803
00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:56,358
I don't want you to think
I'm after you for your money.

804
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,818
George Michael was
thrown by what was clearly

805
00:28:57,860 --> 00:28:59,069
Rebel's stated interest in him.

806
00:28:59,111 --> 00:29:00,613
George Michael? George Michael?

807
00:29:00,654 --> 00:29:02,072
Which is perhaps why he ignored the page...

808
00:29:02,114 --> 00:29:03,532
- George Michael?
- ... that he assumed

809
00:29:03,574 --> 00:29:05,576
- was from his father.
- George Michael?

810
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:09,079
Is George Michael here?
Is George Michael here?

811
00:29:09,121 --> 00:29:10,539
Oh, God.

812
00:29:10,581 --> 00:29:11,916
Just remind me not to go in the men's room!

813
00:29:14,293 --> 00:29:15,502
Uh, would you excuse me?

814
00:29:15,544 --> 00:29:17,087
I... I'm just gonna use the men's room.

815
00:29:17,129 --> 00:29:19,214
- Okay.
- And while checking

816
00:29:19,256 --> 00:29:20,883
his messages, he got some good news.

817
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:23,218
Hey, buddy, it's Dad. Um, I am having

818
00:29:23,260 --> 00:29:24,845
real trouble getting up there.

819
00:29:24,887 --> 00:29:27,139
Uh, this traffic is unbelievable.

820
00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:30,434
We got a light aircraft right
in the middle of the freeway.

821
00:29:30,476 --> 00:29:32,937
Call me back when you get this?

822
00:29:32,978 --> 00:29:36,356
But while Michael was
leaving a second message,

823
00:29:36,398 --> 00:29:37,733
George Michael left one for him.

824
00:29:37,775 --> 00:29:39,985
Oh. Hey, hang on. This is you.

825
00:29:40,026 --> 00:29:41,904
Hey, it's me. You know what?

826
00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:44,406
I bet we're sitting in the exact
same traffic; this is a mess.

827
00:29:44,448 --> 00:29:46,158
Now hoping to ensure

828
00:29:46,199 --> 00:29:47,910
that his father didn't
make it to their meeting.

829
00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:49,495
Maybe that's better. Oh,
God, they're forcing us off.

830
00:29:49,536 --> 00:29:50,955
Oh, God, they're forcing us off,

831
00:29:50,996 --> 00:29:52,456
but you know, we can
just do this another time

832
00:29:52,498 --> 00:29:54,792
if that works. Maybe that's better.

833
00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:57,419
Oh, they're closing the
lanes. Oh, this is beautiful.

834
00:29:57,461 --> 00:30:00,714
Same traffic. Unreal.

835
00:30:00,756 --> 00:30:02,842
Unreal. Kind of looking around for you now.

836
00:30:02,883 --> 00:30:04,802
Maybe you're right near me.

837
00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:06,386
Anyhow, if you get this,

838
00:30:06,428 --> 00:30:10,140
maybe we will just meet... somewhere else.

839
00:30:10,182 --> 00:30:11,725
Gonna hang up now.

840
00:30:11,767 --> 00:30:13,894
I'm going to video this
and send it in to the news.

841
00:30:13,936 --> 00:30:15,562
Glad you're getting some footage of this,

842
00:30:15,604 --> 00:30:17,314
'cause I can't really
get a good angle myself.

843
00:30:17,356 --> 00:30:19,650
They're forcing us off here
like a bunch of animals.

844
00:30:19,692 --> 00:30:21,735
You know, maybe we'll do this
another time, 'cause this is...

845
00:30:21,777 --> 00:30:23,612
It's sad to say, but it's left me...

846
00:30:23,654 --> 00:30:25,197
animals. You know maybe
we'll do this another time.

847
00:30:25,238 --> 00:30:26,532
It's sad to say,

848
00:30:26,573 --> 00:30:27,950
but it's left me pretty shaken up.

849
00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:30,285
God, I just hope there
are no kids on that plane.

850
00:30:30,327 --> 00:30:32,078
'Cause, you know, they don't
have any choice in the matter.

851
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,122
Well, I'll tell you what.

852
00:30:34,164 --> 00:30:35,708
I feel worse for the parents, okay?

853
00:30:35,749 --> 00:30:37,209
Probably the kids thought

854
00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:39,252
that they could fly the
plane all by themselves.

855
00:30:39,294 --> 00:30:42,464
Bet you 500 bucks they find
a dead kid behind the stick.

856
00:30:42,506 --> 00:30:45,384
You know, or maybe on the dead dad's lap

857
00:30:45,425 --> 00:30:47,720
whose only fault was
loving that kid too much

858
00:30:47,761 --> 00:30:49,179
and letting him fly the plane.

859
00:30:49,221 --> 00:30:51,097
Next thing he knows,
he's bouncing of the top

860
00:30:51,139 --> 00:30:53,099
of the Sports Chalet onto
the express lane of the 605.

861
00:30:53,141 --> 00:30:54,977
- I'll bet you 500 bucks.
- Michael was hurt

862
00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:58,271
- and on his way out...
- See you. I'm out of your hair.

863
00:30:58,313 --> 00:31:00,106
When he heard something
that cheered him up.

864
00:31:00,148 --> 00:31:02,067
The guy that was harassing
Rebel... he's on his way down.

865
00:31:02,108 --> 00:31:03,652
Say, Rebel?

866
00:31:03,694 --> 00:31:05,946
Hey, Andy Richter.

867
00:31:05,988 --> 00:31:07,656
Michael Bluth. How you doing, Andy?

868
00:31:07,698 --> 00:31:09,408
Oh, yeah. I... I'm Andy.

869
00:31:09,449 --> 00:31:11,994
So, I know him. Can I
get on your membership,

870
00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,746
- and can you vouch for me? Okay?
- Oh, yeah, sure.

871
00:31:13,787 --> 00:31:14,955
Whatever you want... it's on Andy.

872
00:31:14,997 --> 00:31:16,331
Thank you.

873
00:31:16,373 --> 00:31:17,917
It's on this rich hole.

874
00:31:17,958 --> 00:31:19,376
Bye.

875
00:31:19,418 --> 00:31:21,211
But before Michael could find Rebel,

876
00:31:21,253 --> 00:31:23,756
he ran into the man, that at that point,

877
00:31:23,797 --> 00:31:25,841
he still thought was her lover.

878
00:31:25,883 --> 00:31:27,133
Ron!

879
00:31:27,175 --> 00:31:29,469
- Hey.
- No, no. It's Michael.

880
00:31:29,511 --> 00:31:32,723
Michael Bluth... doing the
film about my family and...

881
00:31:32,765 --> 00:31:34,808
Yeah, when are we gonna get
your kid's signature, though?

882
00:31:34,850 --> 00:31:36,142
- Yeah, I'm working on it.
- Oh.

883
00:31:36,184 --> 00:31:37,477
- And I... I got a hold of him.
- Oh, oh.

884
00:31:37,519 --> 00:31:38,896
And we're gonna meet here tonight,

885
00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:40,313
but I think that he's blowing me off.

886
00:31:40,355 --> 00:31:42,816
Well, yeah, kids will be kids, right?

887
00:31:42,858 --> 00:31:45,027
Well, you know, a month
ago, I would have told you

888
00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:47,446
that he and I were exactly
the same, that we were twins.

889
00:31:47,487 --> 00:31:52,242
But now, I wouldn't even
think of my son as my brother.

890
00:31:52,284 --> 00:31:54,494
You know, the thing is...

891
00:31:54,536 --> 00:31:57,039
He's busy.

892
00:32:01,209 --> 00:32:03,378
George Michael finds himself the subject

893
00:32:03,420 --> 00:32:05,380
of a lawsuit over the ownership

894
00:32:05,422 --> 00:32:07,382
- of Fakeblock.
- Could you put in a good word

895
00:32:07,424 --> 00:32:08,884
on the missing Lucille 2 case?

896
00:32:08,926 --> 00:32:10,218
That's a career maker.

897
00:32:10,260 --> 00:32:11,303
That's an O.J.

898
00:32:11,344 --> 00:32:12,888
You just need one of those. Huh?

899
00:32:12,930 --> 00:32:16,266
Uh, excuse me, uh, but was
it or was it not my client

900
00:32:16,308 --> 00:32:19,519
who put up the initial seed
money for the block software

901
00:32:19,561 --> 00:32:22,731
that served as the underlying
architecture of Fakeblock?

902
00:32:22,773 --> 00:32:25,400
- It was 99 cents.
- Times three.
- Times three.

903
00:32:25,442 --> 00:32:27,027
Times three.

904
00:32:29,362 --> 00:32:32,198
Can I say something to my client?

905
00:32:33,366 --> 00:32:34,493
Take to the sea!

906
00:32:35,135 --> 00:32:45,135
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