1 00:00:02,404 --> 00:00:04,532 It was Tres de Cinco, 2 00:00:04,573 --> 00:00:08,035 or the day before Cinco de Cuatro, 3 00:00:07,936 --> 00:00:12,316 and Buster Bluth had finally found a family he fit in with. 4 00:00:12,358 --> 00:00:14,443 Where's Mother? Ah. 5 00:00:14,485 --> 00:00:17,822 Ah, way to go, way to go. 6 00:00:18,567 --> 00:00:20,445 Hi. I know you've been down today, 7 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:22,322 so I brought you this. 8 00:00:22,364 --> 00:00:23,948 They're for Cinco. 9 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:25,408 In case you wanted to make confetti 10 00:00:25,450 --> 00:00:26,909 out of something other than the pictures 11 00:00:26,951 --> 00:00:29,037 that they sell of the chubby Linda Ronstadt. 12 00:00:29,078 --> 00:00:31,373 I am so blessed to have you in my life. 13 00:00:31,414 --> 00:00:34,292 I'm so blessed to have you in my life. 14 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:38,129 Just six weeks ago, I was a hot mess. 15 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:39,714 I was desperate for a mother, 16 00:00:39,755 --> 00:00:41,466 and I don't think I could admit it. 17 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:44,219 As you'll see, he admits it plenty. 18 00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:46,012 But now look at me. 19 00:00:46,054 --> 00:00:49,140 I'm with a beautiful, elegant woman! 20 00:00:52,394 --> 00:00:55,980 And I think we should take it to the next level. 21 00:00:57,940 --> 00:01:01,861 Buster had come a long way since his fear of boats... 22 00:01:04,192 --> 00:01:06,069 - ... was conquered... - Baby. 23 00:01:06,111 --> 00:01:09,197 And then rekindled, only to find himself 24 00:01:09,239 --> 00:01:11,241 - facing a bigger fear. - Oh, come on! 25 00:01:11,283 --> 00:01:14,077 But his biggest fear wasn't confronting 26 00:01:14,119 --> 00:01:17,497 a wet, loose seal; it was losing one. 27 00:01:17,538 --> 00:01:18,873 Wait! She doesn't have her makeup! 28 00:01:18,915 --> 00:01:20,458 I have her lipstick! 29 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,502 Mother! 30 00:01:22,543 --> 00:01:24,171 - Michael. - Yeah, it's a tough one 31 00:01:24,212 --> 00:01:26,589 because there's about 400 witnesses that are ready 32 00:01:26,631 --> 00:01:28,175 to throw her underneath the boat. 33 00:01:28,216 --> 00:01:30,177 I don't think I can even help. 34 00:01:31,552 --> 00:01:33,387 Buster was distraught, 35 00:01:33,429 --> 00:01:36,266 - and made some foolish mistakes. - Hey, Lupe. 36 00:01:36,308 --> 00:01:37,642 - Oh, Buster. - Like this. 37 00:01:37,684 --> 00:01:38,935 Are you going to be all right? 38 00:01:38,977 --> 00:01:40,270 - Oh. - Uh, you want me to stay? 39 00:01:40,312 --> 00:01:41,980 I was planning to visit with my family. 40 00:01:42,022 --> 00:01:43,273 Oh, no, and just watch. 41 00:01:43,315 --> 00:01:44,607 Mother is going to come 42 00:01:44,649 --> 00:01:46,567 waltzing through that door any day now, 43 00:01:46,609 --> 00:01:48,069 and she is going to be screaming, 44 00:01:48,111 --> 00:01:51,072 "Make sure you frisk that girl before... " 45 00:01:52,073 --> 00:01:53,533 I'll be fine. 46 00:01:55,576 --> 00:01:56,953 - That's my perfume. - Mm, good. 47 00:01:56,995 --> 00:01:59,080 Okay, good. She wouldn't wear that. 48 00:01:59,122 --> 00:02:01,166 When his father didn't return, either, 49 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:02,876 Buster stuck to his daily routine. 50 00:02:02,917 --> 00:02:04,794 Ah. 51 00:02:04,836 --> 00:02:05,920 You're welcome. 52 00:02:05,962 --> 00:02:07,380 Laying out Mother's clothes... 53 00:02:07,421 --> 00:02:09,049 All right. 54 00:02:11,176 --> 00:02:12,719 Making Mother's breakfast... 55 00:02:20,018 --> 00:02:23,396 Oh, this is bugging me. 56 00:02:25,899 --> 00:02:27,859 And amusing himself with little jokes... 57 00:02:27,901 --> 00:02:29,194 Ah, finito. 58 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:30,695 He thought she'd appreciate. 59 00:02:30,737 --> 00:02:32,113 Except for the hair. 60 00:02:32,155 --> 00:02:34,199 You have reduced. 61 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:36,034 Well, you're not that skinny. 62 00:02:36,951 --> 00:02:38,745 Welcome home, chubs. 63 00:02:40,038 --> 00:02:41,497 Oh, you will kill me for that. 64 00:02:41,539 --> 00:02:43,750 And I don't want that blood on my hands. 65 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:47,670 And with his mother gone, it was nice 66 00:02:47,712 --> 00:02:49,839 to get a chance to use the sewing machine. 67 00:02:51,549 --> 00:02:54,635 Still, he found ways to feel good about himself. 68 00:02:54,677 --> 00:02:56,846 Buster, you always come through. 69 00:02:56,888 --> 00:02:58,848 Oh, Mother, that's so nice. 70 00:02:58,890 --> 00:03:02,060 No, no, no, no, no, I mean it. It's amazing work. 71 00:03:02,102 --> 00:03:04,645 - But he knew it wasn't real. - Okay, I need to stop, 72 00:03:04,687 --> 00:03:06,064 or I'm going to be committed. 73 00:03:06,106 --> 00:03:07,565 At first. 74 00:03:07,607 --> 00:03:09,109 What? 75 00:03:10,193 --> 00:03:12,279 But that would take hours. 76 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:14,739 Oh, this is going to be just stunning. 77 00:03:14,781 --> 00:03:18,285 You are always so right. 78 00:03:18,326 --> 00:03:19,702 And then the waiter came back, 79 00:03:19,744 --> 00:03:21,829 and he said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Who are you?" 80 00:03:21,871 --> 00:03:23,831 And I said, "I'm Buster Bluth. 81 00:03:23,873 --> 00:03:26,293 That's the fourth time I've told you." 82 00:03:26,334 --> 00:03:29,296 Soon, he had run out of food... 83 00:03:29,337 --> 00:03:31,381 that he knew how to make. 84 00:03:31,423 --> 00:03:33,425 But everywhere he looked, he found 85 00:03:33,466 --> 00:03:35,093 mocking reminders of the woman he lost. 86 00:03:38,346 --> 00:03:40,181 He did find some supplies 87 00:03:40,223 --> 00:03:43,643 from one of his mother's "I can quit any time" stints. 88 00:03:43,684 --> 00:03:45,228 Oh, cute. 89 00:03:45,270 --> 00:03:48,356 But the emotional lift was temporary. 90 00:03:48,398 --> 00:03:51,525 And before long, things had gotten weird. 91 00:03:55,029 --> 00:03:57,449 To an uninformed observer, it looked a little 92 00:03:57,490 --> 00:03:59,159 like that Vince Vaughn movie Psycho. 93 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,868 Oh, I agree. 94 00:04:00,910 --> 00:04:04,538 Dancing with the Stars has gone completely downhill. 95 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:08,584 This pasta's way overcooked, Buster! 96 00:04:08,626 --> 00:04:11,712 Well, you didn't leave me the simplest recipe, Mother. 97 00:04:11,754 --> 00:04:15,591 Finally, Lucille was released under house arrest, 98 00:04:15,633 --> 00:04:18,928 and everything returned to normal. 99 00:04:18,970 --> 00:04:20,430 Oh. 100 00:04:20,472 --> 00:04:23,141 I was just thinking about you. 101 00:04:23,183 --> 00:04:24,851 Now the story of a family 102 00:04:24,892 --> 00:04:26,227 whose future was abruptly cancelled 103 00:04:26,269 --> 00:04:28,562 and the one son who had no choice 104 00:04:28,604 --> 00:04:30,815 but to keep himself together. 105 00:04:35,111 --> 00:04:38,031 It's Buster's... 106 00:04:40,825 --> 00:04:43,536 Buster was passing time with Lucille... 107 00:04:43,577 --> 00:04:45,079 Chinchilla! 108 00:04:45,121 --> 00:04:47,623 By playing games like Guess the Fur. 109 00:04:47,665 --> 00:04:49,667 The one you got after Dad had the affair 110 00:04:49,709 --> 00:04:51,336 with the chubby intern from Riverside. 111 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:52,753 You win again, Buster. 112 00:04:52,795 --> 00:04:54,547 I know what's going to stump you. 113 00:04:54,588 --> 00:04:55,965 Oh! 114 00:04:56,007 --> 00:04:58,759 Close your eyes tight and plug your ears. 115 00:04:58,801 --> 00:05:02,763 Just plug one ear and press the other one to the couch. 116 00:05:04,224 --> 00:05:05,766 But after three months of being 117 00:05:05,808 --> 00:05:07,435 cooped up with her youngest son... 118 00:05:07,477 --> 00:05:08,936 Mother! Stop! Mother! 119 00:05:08,978 --> 00:05:10,230 Lucille was growing restive. 120 00:05:10,271 --> 00:05:12,440 No, Mother! If the alarm goes off 121 00:05:12,482 --> 00:05:14,817 and they catch you, they'll take you away forever! 122 00:05:14,859 --> 00:05:17,862 I can't take it anymore. I have to get out of here. 123 00:05:17,904 --> 00:05:19,989 I don't care. I can't keep playing 124 00:05:20,031 --> 00:05:21,991 Guess My Fur six times a day. 125 00:05:22,033 --> 00:05:24,160 I need a smoke. 126 00:05:25,619 --> 00:05:28,456 Right to the smokes, huh? 127 00:05:28,498 --> 00:05:30,917 Give me a minute. Let me catch my breath. 128 00:05:30,958 --> 00:05:32,793 And Buster refined a testimony 129 00:05:32,835 --> 00:05:35,380 that was meant to spare Lucille from jail 130 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,131 at a legal defense strategy meeting 131 00:05:37,173 --> 00:05:38,508 - slash graduation party. - It's gonna be an eel! 132 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:39,926 Congratulations, Mother. 133 00:05:39,967 --> 00:05:41,802 You've managed to combine people's fear 134 00:05:41,844 --> 00:05:43,888 of homosexuals and eels into one alibi. 135 00:05:43,930 --> 00:05:46,598 And he'll be wearing his Army uniform 136 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,642 so I can pretend I'm proud of him again. 137 00:05:48,684 --> 00:05:50,686 I couldn't find my Army uniform. 138 00:05:50,728 --> 00:05:52,813 Oh, but I thought the jury might like it 139 00:05:52,855 --> 00:05:54,524 if I show up as John-John Kennedy. 140 00:05:54,566 --> 00:05:57,444 Oh, yeah, that went over great last time. 141 00:05:59,112 --> 00:06:00,612 And it was offensive. 142 00:06:00,654 --> 00:06:02,698 Half your testicle was hanging out of that thing. 143 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:04,075 Good! 144 00:06:04,117 --> 00:06:06,327 I'm glad they saw it. 145 00:06:06,369 --> 00:06:09,205 It was like a Motherboy Ball, right? 146 00:06:09,247 --> 00:06:10,457 Hmm? 147 00:06:10,498 --> 00:06:11,916 - Hi. - Hi. 148 00:06:11,958 --> 00:06:15,002 Put on your new uniform... with long pants. 149 00:06:15,044 --> 00:06:18,172 And keep your ball joke to yourself, Andrew Dice Clay. 150 00:06:18,214 --> 00:06:20,091 So you can see why I need 151 00:06:20,133 --> 00:06:21,801 the testimony of someone who's not a hot mess. 152 00:06:21,842 --> 00:06:23,635 - You're a hot mess! - You're a hot mess! 153 00:06:23,677 --> 00:06:25,763 Let me get this straight... you won't let me 154 00:06:25,805 --> 00:06:27,348 help with your case... 155 00:06:27,390 --> 00:06:29,183 And the night before the trial, 156 00:06:29,225 --> 00:06:31,894 tensions had only gotten worse. 157 00:06:31,936 --> 00:06:34,688 You need me just as much as I need you, cookie. 158 00:06:34,730 --> 00:06:36,483 Oh, really? 159 00:06:36,524 --> 00:06:38,610 Because you can be replaced, you know. 160 00:06:38,650 --> 00:06:40,194 Can she? 161 00:06:40,236 --> 00:06:44,532 And even if you can't, you're not the boss of me. 162 00:06:45,783 --> 00:06:48,077 Can I go to... ? I'm going to the park! 163 00:06:49,162 --> 00:06:50,746 Oh, Buster. 164 00:06:50,788 --> 00:06:52,832 Hello. 165 00:06:52,873 --> 00:06:54,666 Hello to you, too, 2. 166 00:06:54,708 --> 00:06:56,836 Oh, look at all this produce. 167 00:06:56,877 --> 00:06:59,046 I'm juicing now. Would you like to join me? 168 00:06:59,088 --> 00:07:01,466 00 in the afternoon. 169 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:03,009 00 a.m. somewhere. 170 00:07:03,050 --> 00:07:04,469 Oh, I forgot... 171 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:05,886 your mother wouldn't allow it. 172 00:07:05,928 --> 00:07:08,931 I don't care what she wants. 173 00:07:08,973 --> 00:07:11,559 Don't care what she wants. 174 00:07:11,601 --> 00:07:14,312 I don't do everything she tells me. 175 00:07:14,354 --> 00:07:16,897 Let's get juiced. 176 00:07:19,692 --> 00:07:21,528 The next morning, Buster awoke 177 00:07:21,569 --> 00:07:23,029 - with a vicious juice hangover. - Oh. 178 00:07:24,489 --> 00:07:26,157 Well, that was a freebie. 179 00:07:27,617 --> 00:07:29,118 Mother's trial. 180 00:07:32,330 --> 00:07:33,706 Key witness! 181 00:07:33,747 --> 00:07:35,416 Key witness coming through. 182 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:36,959 I'm a key... I... 183 00:07:37,001 --> 00:07:38,752 I was making two ban... 184 00:07:40,338 --> 00:07:43,508 Late last night, it was drizzling rain! 185 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,468 I'm a key witness. 186 00:07:47,970 --> 00:07:49,305 Is it over? 187 00:07:49,347 --> 00:07:51,474 No, no, the grab-a-crab fest just started. 188 00:07:51,516 --> 00:07:52,850 Grab-a-crab? 189 00:07:52,892 --> 00:07:55,436 Oh, ma'am, um... is... is there a verdict 190 00:07:55,478 --> 00:07:57,271 in the "my mother stole theQueen Mary'thing? 191 00:07:57,313 --> 00:07:58,898 It's all up on the dailies board. 192 00:07:58,939 --> 00:08:01,401 Dailies? What? Clam ch... 193 00:08:01,442 --> 00:08:03,819 The fish is frozen here! 194 00:08:03,861 --> 00:08:07,740 It's frozen! Do you really want to spend $30 on frozen fish? 195 00:08:07,781 --> 00:08:09,158 Buster. 196 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,703 Where were you? This is all your fault. 197 00:08:11,744 --> 00:08:12,995 No, I was making... was making a ban... 198 00:08:13,037 --> 00:08:14,455 - I was making two ban... - Save it. 199 00:08:14,497 --> 00:08:16,249 I can smell the cran-apple on you from here. 200 00:08:16,290 --> 00:08:18,251 When... when are you coming home? 201 00:08:18,292 --> 00:08:19,877 I'm serving three to five. 202 00:08:19,919 --> 00:08:21,754 Like the saltless pie? 203 00:08:21,795 --> 00:08:24,716 I hope your juicy blender bender was worth it. 204 00:08:24,757 --> 00:08:27,385 Don't come to visit me because I won't see you. 205 00:08:27,427 --> 00:08:29,178 Oh, and good luck with your night terrors. 206 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:32,056 Now no one will be there to hear your screams. 207 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,436 Won't miss it! 208 00:08:37,687 --> 00:08:39,897 Where... where do I go? 209 00:08:39,939 --> 00:08:41,315 What do I do? 210 00:08:41,357 --> 00:08:43,776 Where... where'd you get the pirate hat? 211 00:08:43,817 --> 00:08:45,570 Where... where do I go? 212 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,614 And so Buster went back to the penthouse, 213 00:08:47,655 --> 00:08:50,617 feeling guilty and alone. 214 00:08:50,658 --> 00:08:53,286 And he couldn't bear to relive the time he was there 215 00:08:53,327 --> 00:08:54,746 without Lucille before. 216 00:08:54,787 --> 00:08:57,498 I can't go through another two days like that. 217 00:08:57,540 --> 00:08:59,500 And that's how Buster decided to make another go 218 00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:02,002 at making another go at Lucille 2. 219 00:09:02,044 --> 00:09:03,421 Buster. 220 00:09:03,463 --> 00:09:04,880 My mother's gone away, 221 00:09:04,922 --> 00:09:06,716 and I thought, you've always been like a... 222 00:09:06,758 --> 00:09:08,760 - Girlfriend. - Not what I was gonna say. 223 00:09:08,801 --> 00:09:11,095 Anyways, I was over there, and my friend's over here, 224 00:09:11,137 --> 00:09:13,347 and I thought, maybe I should just move in, 225 00:09:13,389 --> 00:09:16,058 because I love to hear all about your medications 226 00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:17,602 and ailments and whatnot. 227 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,646 Is that baby toe of yours still crawling 228 00:09:19,687 --> 00:09:21,522 over the others like a weird weed? 229 00:09:21,564 --> 00:09:23,775 Oh, Buster, how sweet of you to remember. 230 00:09:23,816 --> 00:09:25,234 Oh, it's one of my night terrors. 231 00:09:25,276 --> 00:09:26,611 But listen, Buster, 232 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:29,322 - before I invite you into my arms... - Mm-hmm. 233 00:09:29,363 --> 00:09:32,366 My bedroom, my bathtub with the railing... 234 00:09:32,408 --> 00:09:35,286 - Mm-hmm. - I have to ask you something. 235 00:09:35,328 --> 00:09:36,496 Mm-hmm. 236 00:09:36,537 --> 00:09:38,080 Are you sure you're ready for this? 237 00:09:39,707 --> 00:09:42,669 So, that pretend kid's bedroom, is that not an option... ? 238 00:09:42,710 --> 00:09:45,087 No, that room is all storage now, honey. 239 00:09:45,129 --> 00:09:47,006 So, yes or no? 240 00:09:47,047 --> 00:09:49,634 Are you ready to let go of your mother? 241 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,051 Buster thought he was, 242 00:09:51,093 --> 00:09:53,638 although there was one ominous sign. 243 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,015 I am ready for that, Lucille. 244 00:09:58,142 --> 00:09:59,560 Did you hear it? 245 00:10:02,438 --> 00:10:05,399 Wait. Did you just drop the 2 after my name? 246 00:10:05,441 --> 00:10:07,443 Oh, I hope not. 247 00:10:07,485 --> 00:10:09,987 That would be creepy. 248 00:10:10,029 --> 00:10:11,989 Before you accidentally skip back too far 249 00:10:12,031 --> 00:10:14,784 and wind up in the middle of the Maeby episode, 250 00:10:14,826 --> 00:10:17,328 trust me, no "2" was spoken. 251 00:10:18,871 --> 00:10:20,581 Every day, Buster visited the prison 252 00:10:20,623 --> 00:10:23,125 where his mother was incarcerated. 253 00:10:23,167 --> 00:10:25,503 Buster Bluth and pie for his m... 254 00:10:25,545 --> 00:10:27,505 Lucille Bluth. 255 00:10:28,922 --> 00:10:30,090 Hmm... 256 00:10:31,384 --> 00:10:33,678 And every day, she refused to see him. 257 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:34,928 No. 258 00:10:34,970 --> 00:10:36,180 Oh. 259 00:10:36,222 --> 00:10:37,473 She doesn't want to see you. 260 00:10:37,515 --> 00:10:39,600 Excellent. 261 00:10:43,688 --> 00:10:45,565 He even pretended to be 262 00:10:45,606 --> 00:10:48,776 an old college flame of Lucille's to gain admittance. 263 00:10:48,818 --> 00:10:50,986 Hello. 264 00:10:54,073 --> 00:10:55,700 Alex Trebek? 265 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:58,118 She then rephrased it in the form of a question. 266 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,079 Who is Alex Trebek? 267 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,955 Buster. 268 00:11:04,876 --> 00:11:07,420 - No, Buster. - Mm-hmm. 269 00:11:09,088 --> 00:11:13,384 Do you have a pie or a small sponge cake available? 270 00:11:14,635 --> 00:11:16,470 - Ah. Thank you. - Here you go. 271 00:11:16,512 --> 00:11:18,848 And while his days were spent trying to get 272 00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:20,641 - his mother to love him... - Oh, Buster! 273 00:11:20,683 --> 00:11:22,518 - You're just in time. - ... his nights were consumed 274 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,061 with getting his lover to mother him. 275 00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:26,773 I hope you are in the mood for a hot tomato. 276 00:11:26,814 --> 00:11:28,274 Mmm. Soup? 277 00:11:28,315 --> 00:11:30,401 With little grilled cheese sandwiches on the side. 278 00:11:30,443 --> 00:11:32,779 Buster, that was innuendo. 279 00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:34,280 - Oh. - My Lord, it's like 280 00:11:34,321 --> 00:11:36,156 we're speaking different languages here. 281 00:11:36,198 --> 00:11:37,575 No, it's not. 282 00:11:37,617 --> 00:11:38,910 It is working. 283 00:11:38,950 --> 00:11:41,036 I'm getting hungry. 284 00:11:41,995 --> 00:11:43,205 For love? 285 00:11:43,247 --> 00:11:44,665 Oh, God, is this another 286 00:11:44,707 --> 00:11:47,418 one of those nights where nothing is as it seems 287 00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:49,670 and there's no cream pie for dessert? 288 00:11:49,712 --> 00:11:51,714 Holy Toledo, Buster, sometimes I think 289 00:11:51,756 --> 00:11:54,467 I'm nothing but a Horn & Hardart to you. 290 00:11:54,508 --> 00:11:56,260 Oh! What happened to innuendo? 291 00:11:56,302 --> 00:11:58,011 Let's do it quick. 292 00:11:58,053 --> 00:12:00,139 It's an old restaurant. 293 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:01,933 Oh! A restaurant! 294 00:12:01,973 --> 00:12:03,392 I don't care if it's old! 295 00:12:03,434 --> 00:12:04,685 Look who I'm dating! 296 00:12:04,727 --> 00:12:06,479 Let's go there. Let's go there now. 297 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:10,691 Buster, you can either be a son or a lover... 298 00:12:10,733 --> 00:12:13,360 and right now, you're no good to me as a lover. 299 00:12:13,402 --> 00:12:15,571 Maybe you're right. 300 00:12:15,613 --> 00:12:19,116 Maybe this has been wrong from the start. 301 00:12:19,158 --> 00:12:21,327 - So... Mom. - Out. 302 00:12:21,368 --> 00:12:22,954 And since he couldn't bear 303 00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:24,413 - to go back to the penthouse... - Out! 304 00:12:24,455 --> 00:12:25,665 You know, if tomorrow, you don't open up 305 00:12:25,706 --> 00:12:27,082 and let someone else in... 306 00:12:27,124 --> 00:12:28,668 Buster needed to raise some money. 307 00:12:28,709 --> 00:12:30,795 Then the treasures you have inside... 308 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,755 This is my Motherboy Four medal. 309 00:12:32,797 --> 00:12:35,174 That's when I was a kangaroo in her pouch. 310 00:12:35,215 --> 00:12:37,176 What'll you give me for it? 311 00:12:37,217 --> 00:12:41,681 But Buster wasn't the first Motherboy to hit hard times. 312 00:12:41,722 --> 00:12:43,683 What will you give me for these? 313 00:12:43,724 --> 00:12:45,267 All-time low. 314 00:12:45,309 --> 00:12:47,561 And that's when Buster found inspiration. 315 00:12:47,603 --> 00:12:50,523 She certainly looks proud of her son. 316 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:55,402 I'm back! 317 00:12:55,444 --> 00:12:58,447 As it turned out, Buster returned on the very day 318 00:12:58,489 --> 00:13:01,909 the Army policy regarding sexual orientation had changed. 319 00:13:01,951 --> 00:13:04,035 - Are you gay? - No. 320 00:13:04,077 --> 00:13:05,204 - You can tell me. - I'm not. 321 00:13:05,245 --> 00:13:06,372 It's okay. 322 00:13:06,413 --> 00:13:07,247 Drew, tell him. 323 00:13:07,289 --> 00:13:08,958 - I'm gay. - Oh. 324 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,167 - Peter's gay. - Oh... 325 00:13:10,209 --> 00:13:11,251 - Sergeant Melnick's gay. - Oh. 326 00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:12,378 Bi. 327 00:13:12,419 --> 00:13:14,171 Oh, sorry, he's bi. 328 00:13:14,213 --> 00:13:15,673 No, I'm going home for the day. 329 00:13:15,715 --> 00:13:17,048 I'm gay. 330 00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:18,509 Yeah, it really makes no difference to us. 331 00:13:18,551 --> 00:13:20,887 - We'll find something for you. - Perfect. 332 00:13:20,928 --> 00:13:23,096 I was looking for something. 333 00:13:24,807 --> 00:13:26,141 You said "something," right? 334 00:13:26,183 --> 00:13:27,768 And that's how Buster officially 335 00:13:27,810 --> 00:13:29,896 reenlisted in the Army. 336 00:13:29,937 --> 00:13:32,356 And it's why, six months later, 337 00:13:32,398 --> 00:13:33,399 - Lucille Bluth. - Lucille Bluth 338 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,942 got some bad news. 339 00:13:34,984 --> 00:13:37,277 Yes? 340 00:13:37,319 --> 00:13:40,364 I'm here to see you about your son. 341 00:13:40,406 --> 00:13:41,657 Oh, this is a ploy. 342 00:13:41,699 --> 00:13:43,200 He's trying to get me to see him. 343 00:13:43,242 --> 00:13:45,118 How do I know you're really in the Army? 344 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,830 Who did Larry Kert replace in Company? 345 00:13:47,872 --> 00:13:49,206 I don't know. 346 00:13:49,248 --> 00:13:51,000 I know who he thought he was replacing, 347 00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:52,919 and it was Dean Jones. 348 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,336 But he didn't come close. 349 00:13:55,963 --> 00:13:57,757 My Buster? 350 00:13:57,798 --> 00:13:58,966 And Lucille rushed to the hospital. 351 00:13:59,008 --> 00:14:01,092 What happened? Where's my son? 352 00:14:01,134 --> 00:14:03,387 Mrs. Bluth, your son went down while piloting a plane 353 00:14:03,429 --> 00:14:06,265 - over Afghanistan. - Oh, my God... 354 00:14:06,306 --> 00:14:08,851 He deserves a big hand for that and we gave him one. 355 00:14:08,893 --> 00:14:11,771 I'm afraid, besides that, there's nothing we can do. 356 00:14:16,442 --> 00:14:17,777 Hi, Mother. 357 00:14:18,903 --> 00:14:20,112 Well, you look fine. 358 00:14:20,153 --> 00:14:21,447 The doctor said you went down 359 00:14:21,488 --> 00:14:23,824 while piloting a plane over Afghanistan. 360 00:14:23,866 --> 00:14:26,035 Oh, yeah, that plane was in Afghanistan. 361 00:14:26,077 --> 00:14:28,161 It seems the Army had taken advantage 362 00:14:28,203 --> 00:14:30,915 of Buster's childlike interest in games. 363 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,918 This is so much more fun than "Guess the Fur." 364 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,212 And his childlike inability to distinguish 365 00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:39,632 - between games and reality. - Oh! 366 00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:42,885 So they set him up as a drone pilot here. 367 00:14:42,927 --> 00:14:45,512 Want to go to lunch, Private Bluth? 368 00:14:45,554 --> 00:14:48,849 Not till I take out the hospital! 369 00:14:48,891 --> 00:14:50,810 I tell you, this kid's amazing. 370 00:14:50,851 --> 00:14:54,396 If I had him back in the '60s, Cuba would be the 51st state. 371 00:14:54,438 --> 00:14:57,608 You're not gonna get away from me, little nurse! Aah! 372 00:14:57,650 --> 00:14:59,735 He had been playing for 47 straight hours. 373 00:14:59,777 --> 00:15:03,405 Take that, Taliban wedding! 374 00:15:03,447 --> 00:15:06,533 But like anyone who plays video games for too long, 375 00:15:06,575 --> 00:15:08,119 he started to make mistakes. 376 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,955 Hey, Bluth, you just took out an art museum in Madrid. 377 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,748 Oh, you can go to Spain in this thing? 378 00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:14,125 Maybe you should take a break. 379 00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:15,250 You could've hurt some innocent people. 380 00:15:15,292 --> 00:15:16,335 Innocent people? 381 00:15:16,376 --> 00:15:18,045 You mean I've been 382 00:15:18,087 --> 00:15:19,672 hurting guilty people? 383 00:15:19,713 --> 00:15:22,591 But Buster was a peaceful man. 384 00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:23,968 Oh, God! 385 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,136 Pilot down! 386 00:15:25,177 --> 00:15:26,846 Medic! 387 00:15:26,887 --> 00:15:28,681 It was the kind of emergency 388 00:15:28,722 --> 00:15:30,099 that the drone pilot paramedics had long been waiting for. 389 00:15:30,141 --> 00:15:31,475 I got a man down! 390 00:15:31,517 --> 00:15:33,019 Sorry we're late. 391 00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:34,728 Some kid swallowed an eye at the Build-A-Bear. 392 00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:37,106 Why do they have us at a mini-mall? 393 00:15:37,148 --> 00:15:38,357 It was the first 394 00:15:38,398 --> 00:15:39,608 known injury to a drone pilot 395 00:15:39,650 --> 00:15:41,360 and the Army took it seriously. 396 00:15:41,401 --> 00:15:44,030 Apparently, no one told him that they were real planes. 397 00:15:44,071 --> 00:15:45,447 If this guy comes after us, 398 00:15:45,489 --> 00:15:47,658 they could pull funding for the whole program. 399 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,952 So, how do we buy off ol' One Arm? 400 00:15:49,994 --> 00:15:52,287 First we gotta find something he needs. 401 00:15:52,329 --> 00:15:54,581 Well, we do have the bionics program. 402 00:15:54,623 --> 00:15:56,375 Ice cream. 403 00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:58,752 Maybe we shouldn't be discussing this here. 404 00:15:58,794 --> 00:16:01,047 Yeah, I think we're at those kids' table. 405 00:16:02,339 --> 00:16:03,841 So you fell out of a chair, 406 00:16:03,883 --> 00:16:06,093 and for this, the government gives you applause? 407 00:16:06,135 --> 00:16:08,554 No... a big hand. 408 00:16:08,595 --> 00:16:12,058 I thought I recognized that little son of a bitch. 409 00:16:12,099 --> 00:16:14,143 This is why you can't keep a job 410 00:16:14,185 --> 00:16:15,477 at one hospital! 411 00:16:15,519 --> 00:16:19,023 Why does it have to be so big? 412 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,984 Well, they said the miniaturization comes later. 413 00:16:22,026 --> 00:16:25,362 I mean, you remember how big your first cell phone was. 414 00:16:25,404 --> 00:16:27,198 That was a phone. 415 00:16:27,239 --> 00:16:29,742 This looks like you're pointing to a place that buys your gold. 416 00:16:29,783 --> 00:16:31,827 I haven't learned how to control it. 417 00:16:31,869 --> 00:16:33,412 They're gonna work with me. 418 00:16:33,453 --> 00:16:35,706 So you had me come out here under false pretenses? 419 00:16:35,748 --> 00:16:38,125 You wouldn't come here any other way! 420 00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:39,752 You haven't seen me in a year. 421 00:16:39,793 --> 00:16:42,421 It's why I went to Army... to win you back. 422 00:16:42,462 --> 00:16:44,715 You have to forgive me! 423 00:16:44,757 --> 00:16:47,218 It's not about forgiving you. Although I don't. 424 00:16:47,259 --> 00:16:49,178 You need to grow up, Buster, 425 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:51,847 because I can't take care of you anymore. 426 00:16:51,889 --> 00:16:54,725 I need to "get away-get away." 427 00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:57,019 You're hopelessly hopeless, Buster. 428 00:16:57,061 --> 00:16:59,312 It's as if they wrote that song for my own son. 429 00:16:59,354 --> 00:17:02,357 - Hm? - I'm glad you have a new hand. 430 00:17:02,399 --> 00:17:04,568 But you need to find someone else to hold it. 431 00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:07,196 Tell the prison limo to come around! 432 00:17:07,238 --> 00:17:10,407 Fine! I got my own family now... Army! 433 00:17:10,449 --> 00:17:11,951 And they want me! 434 00:17:11,992 --> 00:17:13,202 You guys want me, right? 435 00:17:13,244 --> 00:17:14,828 Oh, yeah. They're not gonna invest 436 00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:16,538 this kind of money without wanting you for keeps. 437 00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:18,707 Oh, good. Once you learn how to use 438 00:17:18,749 --> 00:17:19,959 that thing, they're going to turn you 439 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:20,918 into a killing monster. 440 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,669 Monster... ? 441 00:17:22,711 --> 00:17:24,213 This doesn't make me look sexy. 442 00:17:24,255 --> 00:17:25,422 Throw it out. 443 00:17:25,464 --> 00:17:27,549 Well, that explains the photo shoot. 444 00:17:28,884 --> 00:17:31,095 And so Buster began a rehab program 445 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,679 he was terrified to succeed at. 446 00:17:32,721 --> 00:17:34,265 Open the cabinet, please. 447 00:17:34,306 --> 00:17:38,727 Mm... mm... mm... mm! 448 00:17:38,769 --> 00:17:40,020 Oh... 449 00:17:40,062 --> 00:17:41,438 Too hard. 450 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:42,982 Uh, I think that was too hard. 451 00:17:43,023 --> 00:17:44,191 - Okay. - Yeah. 452 00:17:44,233 --> 00:17:46,944 Let's just grab that toothpaste. 453 00:17:46,986 --> 00:17:48,403 Okay. 454 00:17:48,445 --> 00:17:50,239 - Use your new hand. - Okay. 455 00:17:50,281 --> 00:17:51,949 Oh! 456 00:17:51,991 --> 00:17:53,533 I got some on you. 457 00:17:53,575 --> 00:17:55,702 Uh... yeah. 458 00:17:55,744 --> 00:17:58,497 - You did get some on me. - Yeah. 459 00:17:58,538 --> 00:18:00,916 - Too hard? - Buster seemed slow to master the challenges. 460 00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:03,376 Yeah, that's... that's on her. 461 00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:05,545 - He got a little... - It was too hard. 462 00:18:05,587 --> 00:18:07,131 I think it was, as well. 463 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:10,050 Let's go ahead and fast-forward through the commercials. 464 00:18:10,092 --> 00:18:11,551 Okay, that's too fa... okay, stop. 465 00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:13,053 Well, there's Jon Cryer. 466 00:18:13,095 --> 00:18:14,429 Stop! That's Jon Cryer! 467 00:18:15,681 --> 00:18:17,183 Well, look at that... 468 00:18:17,224 --> 00:18:19,059 we're back at the Progressive Insurance lady. 469 00:18:19,101 --> 00:18:21,520 I'm better off just watching the commercials! 470 00:18:21,561 --> 00:18:23,063 Don't say that. 471 00:18:23,105 --> 00:18:25,149 But behind the two-way mirror, 472 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,442 hope wasn't in abundance. 473 00:18:27,484 --> 00:18:30,154 Hope this guy likes the music acts on Saturday Night Live 474 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,447 because he's gonna be watching a lot of them. 475 00:18:32,489 --> 00:18:34,867 - How many remotes do we have? - That was the only one. 476 00:18:34,908 --> 00:18:36,952 There's seven monitors here... we have one remote. 477 00:18:36,994 --> 00:18:38,537 Do we have anybody from Pinky Team? 478 00:18:38,578 --> 00:18:40,331 Guys, he can't do this! 479 00:18:40,372 --> 00:18:43,167 And around week five, the Army finally realized 480 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,919 that Buster was in no hurry to leave. 481 00:18:45,961 --> 00:18:48,005 Aah! I blew it again! 482 00:18:48,047 --> 00:18:49,422 I'll never do it right! 483 00:18:49,464 --> 00:18:51,884 I'm a monst... 484 00:18:51,925 --> 00:18:53,552 Do you have any ice cream? 485 00:18:53,593 --> 00:18:55,721 Maybe it would work with ice cream. 486 00:18:55,762 --> 00:18:57,472 And now he wants ice cream. 487 00:18:57,514 --> 00:18:59,558 He's using us. 488 00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:01,894 Yeah, it might be time for the Q-test. 489 00:19:01,935 --> 00:19:03,687 The Q-test? 490 00:19:07,274 --> 00:19:08,984 Oh... 491 00:19:09,026 --> 00:19:10,944 I'm sorry, we're running behind with your testing, Buster. 492 00:19:10,986 --> 00:19:12,696 We'll just be a few more minutes. 493 00:19:12,738 --> 00:19:14,323 Okay. 494 00:19:14,365 --> 00:19:16,158 Oh... well... ! 495 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,202 And it was then that Gunner learned why 496 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,079 - it was called the Q-test. - Oh. 497 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,956 Aren't you the "cu-test"? 498 00:19:22,998 --> 00:19:27,127 Now, he can't see us at all... that's correct? 499 00:19:27,169 --> 00:19:29,088 I know! 500 00:19:29,129 --> 00:19:30,797 Why wouldn't he be able to see us? 501 00:19:30,839 --> 00:19:33,300 - You looking around? - Because it's a mirror. 502 00:19:33,342 --> 00:19:35,594 No, it's a window. 503 00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,512 Oh, hi. 504 00:19:37,554 --> 00:19:41,767 Okay, let's take it down. 505 00:19:41,808 --> 00:19:43,352 I know, I know... 506 00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:46,272 Send in the authority figure. 507 00:19:46,313 --> 00:19:48,648 Hi. 508 00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:52,861 How are you managing with that hand, solider? 509 00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:09,253 Buster was being discharged from the Army. 510 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,171 So, where am I supposed to go? 511 00:20:11,213 --> 00:20:12,672 What am I supposed to do? 512 00:20:12,714 --> 00:20:14,674 I... I have nowhere to live. 513 00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:17,469 You should've thought about that before you let that cat live. 514 00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:19,471 - And that's when he met Ophelia Love... - Oh, I'm sorry. 515 00:20:19,512 --> 00:20:21,974 The devoted wife of the candidate Herbert Love, 516 00:20:22,015 --> 00:20:23,767 - who was on a tour... - I have nowhere to go. 517 00:20:23,809 --> 00:20:25,644 - Of the Veterans' Hospital. - Excuse me. 518 00:20:25,685 --> 00:20:27,354 You're a veteran and you have nowhere to go? 519 00:20:27,396 --> 00:20:28,772 Oh, it's not Army's fault. 520 00:20:28,814 --> 00:20:30,565 I'm a monster. 521 00:20:30,607 --> 00:20:32,359 And what makes you think you're a monster? 522 00:20:32,401 --> 00:20:34,361 What do you see when you look at this? 523 00:20:34,403 --> 00:20:38,240 I see a veteran whose hand I'd like to shake. 524 00:20:38,282 --> 00:20:40,242 Not that one. 525 00:20:40,284 --> 00:20:42,619 I think you should meet my husband. 526 00:20:42,661 --> 00:20:44,537 We may have something for you. 527 00:20:44,579 --> 00:20:47,040 Perfect! Wait, you didn't say "nothing," did you? 528 00:20:47,082 --> 00:20:50,085 - Something. - "Something." Got it. 529 00:20:50,127 --> 00:20:51,670 Look how big his hand is. 530 00:20:51,711 --> 00:20:53,339 But Herbert would be less enthusiastic. 531 00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:54,965 And you want him to live with us? 532 00:20:55,007 --> 00:20:57,134 Well, he's a vet, Herbert. 533 00:20:57,176 --> 00:20:59,261 And you yourself said you need something 534 00:20:59,303 --> 00:21:01,554 to compete with the woman you're running against. 535 00:21:01,596 --> 00:21:05,309 Lucille 2 had recently adopted a Hispanic boy named Perfecto. 536 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:06,935 And since you're never around, I mean, 537 00:21:06,977 --> 00:21:08,437 he could help me with the boys. 538 00:21:08,479 --> 00:21:10,814 It's like that movie The Blind Side. 539 00:21:10,856 --> 00:21:14,943 I suppose we could use a Blind Side Monster. 540 00:21:14,985 --> 00:21:17,446 Well, we shouldn't call him a monster. 541 00:21:17,488 --> 00:21:19,406 That's why I love you, Ophelia. 542 00:21:19,448 --> 00:21:24,370 You've got a heart as big as that Blind Side Monster's hand. 543 00:21:26,079 --> 00:21:27,247 Oh! 544 00:21:27,289 --> 00:21:29,249 And so it was decided 545 00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:31,377 Buster was to stay with the Love family. 546 00:21:31,418 --> 00:21:34,421 He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. 547 00:21:34,463 --> 00:21:36,256 - Welcome to the family. - Oh! 548 00:21:36,298 --> 00:21:38,342 He'd found a home at last. 549 00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:40,219 - Oh! - Oh! Uh-uh, uh-uh! 550 00:21:43,013 --> 00:21:44,764 In the following weeks, Buster came in handy 551 00:21:46,517 --> 00:21:48,977 Helping the boys at school... 552 00:21:49,019 --> 00:21:52,439 This table is for National Honor Society members only. 553 00:21:52,481 --> 00:21:53,648 Really. 554 00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:55,775 Well, what about these two guys? 555 00:21:55,817 --> 00:21:57,069 Were they invited? 556 00:21:57,110 --> 00:21:58,362 Light drizzle... 557 00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:00,030 and thunder. 558 00:22:00,072 --> 00:22:03,200 - What? - See, light drizzle will just annoy you 559 00:22:03,242 --> 00:22:07,329 but, you see, thunder... will "F" you up! 560 00:22:07,371 --> 00:22:09,998 This got the attention of Perfecto Telles, 561 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:13,752 vice president of the student anti-bullying squad. 562 00:22:13,793 --> 00:22:16,422 Buster even received a badge from an undercover cop 563 00:22:16,463 --> 00:22:17,881 that was posing as a teacher. 564 00:22:17,923 --> 00:22:20,633 You're never too old to stand up to a bully. 565 00:22:20,675 --> 00:22:23,470 Whether he's an attention hog who looks just like you, 566 00:22:23,512 --> 00:22:25,264 or whether he's half your size. 567 00:22:28,517 --> 00:22:31,186 He used his finely-honed skills as a doting son 568 00:22:31,228 --> 00:22:32,563 to give the long-neglected Ophelia 569 00:22:32,603 --> 00:22:34,356 some much-deserved attention. 570 00:22:34,398 --> 00:22:35,941 Pour in the liquor... 571 00:22:35,982 --> 00:22:37,568 Don't want the boys to see... 572 00:22:37,608 --> 00:22:39,445 You throw in some cola... 573 00:22:39,486 --> 00:22:41,654 Got a Coke and Hennessy! 574 00:22:43,156 --> 00:22:44,908 Just for you, Mother Love. 575 00:22:44,950 --> 00:22:46,493 - Buster... - Mm... 576 00:22:46,535 --> 00:22:49,079 You are the most considerate man I've ever met. 577 00:22:49,121 --> 00:22:52,124 Oh, stop! You're embarrassing me! 578 00:22:52,165 --> 00:22:53,833 And sweet and... 579 00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:55,919 No, I'm serious... stop, stop. 580 00:22:55,961 --> 00:22:57,212 But your other hand is waving me on. 581 00:22:57,254 --> 00:22:58,880 Oh, is that going again? 582 00:22:58,922 --> 00:23:00,466 I think it's on demo. 583 00:23:00,507 --> 00:23:02,551 Do you have a pencil or a paper clip? 584 00:23:02,593 --> 00:23:04,970 And he helped Herbert on the campaign trail. 585 00:23:05,011 --> 00:23:07,222 Let me show you what a government handout looks like. 586 00:23:07,264 --> 00:23:08,639 Hold your government hand out. 587 00:23:08,681 --> 00:23:12,269 Yeah! And let's give freedom from government 588 00:23:12,311 --> 00:23:14,104 a big thumbs-up! 589 00:23:14,146 --> 00:23:16,647 Although the hadn't achieved complete mastery. 590 00:23:16,689 --> 00:23:18,900 - Come on, Buster, dance! - I don't want to dance. 591 00:23:18,942 --> 00:23:20,819 Come on, dance, Buster! 592 00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:22,237 Buster was enjoying his new role 593 00:23:22,279 --> 00:23:24,781 as a symbol of government waste. 594 00:23:24,823 --> 00:23:26,657 It's like I said about contraception: 595 00:23:26,699 --> 00:23:28,701 If you want me to pay for her diaphragm, 596 00:23:28,743 --> 00:23:32,539 - I get to put my hand in her... - Shoe! 597 00:23:32,581 --> 00:23:35,167 Nice stop, Blind Side Monster. 598 00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:37,461 Buster... Blind Side Buster. 599 00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:40,046 And he was feeling more confident every day. 600 00:23:40,088 --> 00:23:41,340 Mm! 601 00:23:41,381 --> 00:23:42,799 Okay... 602 00:23:42,841 --> 00:23:45,260 Give him a big hand back! 603 00:23:47,012 --> 00:23:48,305 Arguably, too confident. 604 00:23:48,347 --> 00:23:51,308 Hey! 605 00:23:52,809 --> 00:23:53,810 Okay, hey, hey... Oh-ho! 606 00:23:53,852 --> 00:23:56,146 Hah! Hm! 607 00:23:56,188 --> 00:23:57,648 Although, after this appearance, 608 00:23:57,688 --> 00:24:00,942 he spent a lot less time with Herbert. 609 00:24:00,984 --> 00:24:04,154 And a lot more time with Ophelia. 610 00:24:04,196 --> 00:24:06,156 Which is what led to this. 611 00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:11,870 That's funny, no smoke came out. 612 00:24:11,911 --> 00:24:13,455 Smoke? 613 00:24:13,497 --> 00:24:14,665 Wait, what just happened? 614 00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:16,458 This. 615 00:24:19,044 --> 00:24:20,671 Okay, okay, okay. 616 00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:22,713 So you don't think that the next level 617 00:24:22,755 --> 00:24:24,715 is adult adoption, do you? 618 00:24:24,757 --> 00:24:27,177 Come on, Buster. 619 00:24:27,219 --> 00:24:29,720 You've been flirting with me since day one. 620 00:24:29,762 --> 00:24:30,721 What? 621 00:24:30,763 --> 00:24:32,182 Bringing me these flowers, 622 00:24:32,224 --> 00:24:34,767 offering to undress me. 623 00:24:34,809 --> 00:24:36,228 What about the singing? 624 00:24:36,269 --> 00:24:40,607 "Sealed with a kiss" through the door while I bathed? 625 00:24:40,649 --> 00:24:42,150 Right. 626 00:24:42,192 --> 00:24:43,818 Mother stuff. 627 00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:46,905 I mean, you're married. 628 00:24:50,867 --> 00:24:52,327 What is this? 629 00:24:53,953 --> 00:24:57,499 That is my husband, with a prostitute. 630 00:24:57,541 --> 00:25:01,961 I've worn a captain's hat with someone who had hair like that. 631 00:25:02,003 --> 00:25:04,047 But I... I can't... 632 00:25:04,089 --> 00:25:07,133 I mean, you're like a mother to me. 633 00:25:07,175 --> 00:25:11,597 You can either be a son or a lover to me. 634 00:25:11,638 --> 00:25:14,224 And I already have two sons. 635 00:25:14,266 --> 00:25:16,685 And perhaps it was the fear that she'd throw him out, 636 00:25:16,727 --> 00:25:18,186 or he finally did grow up, 637 00:25:18,228 --> 00:25:21,856 but that night, Buster acted like a man. 638 00:25:24,735 --> 00:25:26,861 After spending the night with Ophelia Love, 639 00:25:26,903 --> 00:25:28,447 Buster proudly went to visit his mother. 640 00:25:28,488 --> 00:25:29,864 I came here to thank you. 641 00:25:29,906 --> 00:25:34,661 You were trying to push me out of the nest... 642 00:25:34,703 --> 00:25:36,246 and you were right. 643 00:25:36,288 --> 00:25:37,623 - Really? - Yes. 644 00:25:37,664 --> 00:25:38,915 I've grown. 645 00:25:38,957 --> 00:25:41,042 And I'm in love. 646 00:25:41,084 --> 00:25:42,753 Hamster or turtle? 647 00:25:42,793 --> 00:25:44,170 No, Mother. 648 00:25:44,212 --> 00:25:45,255 Hamsters are gross. 649 00:25:45,297 --> 00:25:46,590 It's a female. 650 00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:48,383 Human. Female human. Whole thing. 651 00:25:48,425 --> 00:25:51,344 So your parental responsibilities are complete. 652 00:25:51,386 --> 00:25:52,429 Hot. 653 00:25:52,471 --> 00:25:55,641 I no longer need you. 654 00:25:55,682 --> 00:25:57,100 Well, you don't have to go that far. 655 00:25:57,142 --> 00:25:58,935 I'm not a mother boy anymore. 656 00:26:00,061 --> 00:26:02,773 I'm a mother man. 657 00:26:07,569 --> 00:26:09,112 Use your good hand. 658 00:26:11,114 --> 00:26:12,949 Guards! 659 00:26:14,493 --> 00:26:16,911 And on his way back to his new love, 660 00:26:16,953 --> 00:26:19,122 Buster ran into Michael, 661 00:26:19,164 --> 00:26:20,957 who was trying to get the life story rights 662 00:26:20,999 --> 00:26:23,669 from one of the few remaining family members 663 00:26:23,710 --> 00:26:26,129 he hadn't thrown out of the movie. 664 00:26:26,171 --> 00:26:27,130 What about Mom? 665 00:26:27,172 --> 00:26:28,548 I have her, but I'm about to 666 00:26:28,590 --> 00:26:31,050 throw it in her face when I see her, 667 00:26:31,092 --> 00:26:32,594 and I can't go to my son. 668 00:26:32,636 --> 00:26:35,138 Well, I have nothing to be ashamed about. 669 00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:37,641 I'm in love. 670 00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:40,686 And do you want to hear something so surprising? 671 00:26:40,727 --> 00:26:43,229 She started out as my mother figure. 672 00:26:43,271 --> 00:26:45,231 - Not surprising. - And he returned back 673 00:26:45,273 --> 00:26:48,568 to his love nest to tell Ophelia the good news. 674 00:26:48,610 --> 00:26:50,111 I'm out of the thing! 675 00:26:50,153 --> 00:26:51,530 How did yours go? 676 00:26:51,571 --> 00:26:53,657 It's over. 677 00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:55,283 I talked to Herbert, I told him everything about us, 678 00:26:55,325 --> 00:26:56,284 and it's over. 679 00:26:56,326 --> 00:26:58,829 Mm. I know it's scary. 680 00:26:58,869 --> 00:27:01,540 I just got out of a long relationship, too. 681 00:27:01,581 --> 00:27:02,791 But I'm here for you. 682 00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:05,711 And, girl, I ain't going nowhere. 683 00:27:05,752 --> 00:27:07,420 I need you to leave. 684 00:27:07,462 --> 00:27:08,879 Mm, so let's get it o... ! 685 00:27:08,921 --> 00:27:10,215 Wait, what's happening? 686 00:27:10,256 --> 00:27:11,966 He wants to try to change. 687 00:27:12,008 --> 00:27:14,720 He wants a second chance, and I want to give it to him. 688 00:27:14,761 --> 00:27:16,929 What... 689 00:27:16,971 --> 00:27:19,890 So you... you were just using me to hurt him? 690 00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:22,227 Yes. 691 00:27:22,268 --> 00:27:23,478 Thank you. 692 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,480 But what... what about me? 693 00:27:25,522 --> 00:27:27,399 What happens to me? 694 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,736 I... I certainly can't go back to you as my mother. 695 00:27:30,777 --> 00:27:33,572 After I've zipped down, you can't expect me to zip up! 696 00:27:33,613 --> 00:27:34,781 I know that. 697 00:27:34,823 --> 00:27:36,282 But you have to leave. 698 00:27:36,324 --> 00:27:38,702 Oh, no, I'm okay with the mothering. 699 00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:40,495 I mean, he had you first, I'm here to stay. 700 00:27:40,537 --> 00:27:42,288 It's just a little mother/son bump in the road. 701 00:27:42,330 --> 00:27:45,250 Mother, I ain't going nowhere. 702 00:27:45,291 --> 00:27:48,461 Your hand is broken again. 703 00:27:48,503 --> 00:27:52,006 No, it's just my heart. 704 00:27:52,048 --> 00:27:54,801 Oh, it's my hand, too, actually. 705 00:27:54,843 --> 00:27:55,886 I'm sorry, Buster. 706 00:27:55,926 --> 00:27:57,053 Buster was blindsided. 707 00:27:57,095 --> 00:27:58,971 Ophelia! 708 00:27:59,013 --> 00:28:00,599 Tell me this. 709 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,058 Who is a better lover? 710 00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:03,602 - He is. - He is. Okay. 711 00:28:04,644 --> 00:28:06,145 What about son? 712 00:28:06,187 --> 00:28:09,065 Buster was hurt. 713 00:28:11,025 --> 00:28:13,403 And perhaps that's why he availed himself 714 00:28:13,445 --> 00:28:16,197 to the photos of Herbert and the prostitute. 715 00:28:17,824 --> 00:28:19,868 And Buster, furious, 716 00:28:19,910 --> 00:28:23,789 decided to expose Herbert himself. 717 00:28:25,206 --> 00:28:27,500 But not before using the wrong hand 718 00:28:27,542 --> 00:28:29,294 to punch a picture of Herbert. 719 00:28:29,335 --> 00:28:30,796 Stupid Bust... ! 720 00:28:33,047 --> 00:28:34,633 Unfortunately, it was the night of Cinco, 721 00:28:34,674 --> 00:28:37,761 and no one was home to find him. 722 00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:40,513 Sad. Sad. 723 00:28:45,936 --> 00:28:49,481 Buster came to and rushed to Cinco to share the photos 724 00:28:49,522 --> 00:28:51,566 with Herbert Love's political enemy, 725 00:28:51,608 --> 00:28:55,570 when he ran into Tobias, who enlisted Buster's help 726 00:28:55,612 --> 00:28:59,783 for a musical that was becoming less fantastic every minute. 727 00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:02,076 But I've got to find Lucille 2, I've got to give her pictures. 728 00:29:02,118 --> 00:29:04,370 - I don't know the songs. - It's prerecorded. 729 00:29:04,412 --> 00:29:06,498 You're a monster, you don't have to be any good. 730 00:29:06,539 --> 00:29:08,875 - What? - Now just go Thing your heart out 731 00:29:08,917 --> 00:29:11,085 and don't be put off by the freakishly large... 732 00:29:11,127 --> 00:29:12,545 What... Oh, God! 733 00:29:12,587 --> 00:29:13,922 Okay, well, well, good. 734 00:29:13,964 --> 00:29:15,674 Then just the, uh, the one glove will do, 735 00:29:15,715 --> 00:29:18,050 and, uh... perfecto! 736 00:29:19,260 --> 00:29:20,804 As fate would have it, 737 00:29:20,846 --> 00:29:23,682 Perfecto Telles was also in need of a monster. 738 00:29:23,723 --> 00:29:26,309 He's a bully. So I want you to "bad cop" him 739 00:29:26,351 --> 00:29:27,352 for me a little, okay? 740 00:29:27,393 --> 00:29:28,687 Yeah, yeah. 741 00:29:28,728 --> 00:29:30,062 And that's when he heard his name. 742 00:29:30,104 --> 00:29:31,898 Perfecto! 743 00:29:31,940 --> 00:29:34,192 And he's a real bully. 744 00:29:34,233 --> 00:29:36,402 He's taking money from this innocent young high school girl. 745 00:29:36,444 --> 00:29:37,821 Ugh, I don't think I can help you. 746 00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:39,656 Please. I don't want to be 747 00:29:39,698 --> 00:29:41,533 - a monster anymore. - Can't you just 748 00:29:41,574 --> 00:29:44,410 show him a little thunder? Just to scare him a bit? 749 00:29:44,452 --> 00:29:47,330 And that's when Buster saw the woman he'd come for. 750 00:29:47,372 --> 00:29:48,874 I'm sorry. 751 00:29:48,915 --> 00:29:51,250 I have to take care of something. 752 00:29:52,752 --> 00:29:54,004 Lucille 2. 753 00:29:54,045 --> 00:29:56,381 - I've been looking for you. - Buster! 754 00:29:56,422 --> 00:29:57,674 You look different; something's happened to you. 755 00:29:57,716 --> 00:29:58,758 Yes. 756 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,635 I've been with a black woman. 757 00:30:00,677 --> 00:30:02,094 I was talking about your hand. 758 00:30:02,136 --> 00:30:04,514 Oh. This huge thing? Yeah, it's new. 759 00:30:04,556 --> 00:30:06,558 Of course, the week after I got it, the six came out. 760 00:30:06,599 --> 00:30:08,309 You can play a flute with that one. 761 00:30:08,351 --> 00:30:09,561 It comes with a flute! 762 00:30:09,602 --> 00:30:11,021 But I'm not here about that. 763 00:30:11,062 --> 00:30:12,939 I'm here about this. 764 00:30:12,981 --> 00:30:14,691 What is this? 765 00:30:14,733 --> 00:30:18,277 Oh, just pictures of Herbert Love with a lady of the night. 766 00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:22,198 And he's gotten himself in some pretty hot ham water this time. 767 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,869 I want you to humiliate him and win the election. 768 00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:27,704 That's my wig. 769 00:30:27,746 --> 00:30:30,164 Buster, this is priceless; why are you giving it to me? 770 00:30:30,206 --> 00:30:31,666 Because I want to hurt him. 771 00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:34,044 I've never known you to want to hurt anybody. 772 00:30:34,085 --> 00:30:36,922 Well, I hurt my mother, didn't I? 773 00:30:36,963 --> 00:30:39,173 I missed her trial, and she cut me out of her life. 774 00:30:39,215 --> 00:30:40,800 - But I'm over that! - Really? 775 00:30:40,842 --> 00:30:43,344 Then you have me to thank for that. 776 00:30:43,386 --> 00:30:45,680 - What do you mean? - Oh, Buster, 777 00:30:45,722 --> 00:30:48,725 you think missing her trial was an accident? 778 00:30:48,767 --> 00:30:50,685 Yes. 779 00:30:50,727 --> 00:30:52,311 Buster, I helped you with that. 780 00:30:52,353 --> 00:30:54,981 Although "helped" might not be 781 00:30:55,023 --> 00:30:56,566 the best description of what she did. 782 00:30:56,608 --> 00:30:58,693 In fact, she'd been laying in wait for him. 783 00:30:58,735 --> 00:31:00,987 Oh, Buster! 784 00:31:01,029 --> 00:31:03,114 Hello! 785 00:31:05,116 --> 00:31:07,953 And once she'd gotten Buster into the apartment, 786 00:31:07,994 --> 00:31:10,080 she eschewed the all-natural juice for the kind 787 00:31:10,121 --> 00:31:13,083 with cartoon animals and riddles on the box. 788 00:31:14,793 --> 00:31:17,754 The type Buster had been known to have a weakness for. 789 00:31:17,796 --> 00:31:19,631 Thank you. 790 00:31:19,672 --> 00:31:22,634 And soon, the partying was off the hook, 791 00:31:22,675 --> 00:31:24,928 with Buster drinking right out of the box. 792 00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:28,640 Oh, this is just like Mother's Day Eve! 793 00:31:30,141 --> 00:31:31,810 Although, at one point, 794 00:31:31,851 --> 00:31:34,186 he did have something close to an insight. 795 00:31:34,228 --> 00:31:36,230 I mean, how do you miss a sign like that? 796 00:31:36,272 --> 00:31:37,607 Oh. 797 00:31:40,276 --> 00:31:42,194 I was tinkling! 798 00:31:43,404 --> 00:31:44,656 You kept me from mother? 799 00:31:44,697 --> 00:31:47,033 You sent her to prison? 800 00:31:47,075 --> 00:31:48,576 And this whole time, I thought about 801 00:31:48,618 --> 00:31:49,786 getting back together with you. 802 00:31:49,828 --> 00:31:51,663 Well, you're a little late, honey. 803 00:31:51,704 --> 00:31:54,540 I've been dating your father for the past couple of weeks. 804 00:32:00,088 --> 00:32:01,756 Buster was in a whirl. 805 00:32:03,967 --> 00:32:07,428 Confused and betrayed, he wanted to punch something. 806 00:32:07,470 --> 00:32:09,097 Which is why he went here. 807 00:32:09,139 --> 00:32:11,265 Hey! I need to punch something! 808 00:32:11,307 --> 00:32:13,559 Even if it is a poor little donkey. 809 00:32:13,601 --> 00:32:15,728 But it wasn't that kind of donkey punch. 810 00:32:16,729 --> 00:32:18,731 Oh, I need some juice. 811 00:32:21,275 --> 00:32:24,696 Perhaps uno mas, señor, to feed to the fishes? 812 00:32:25,488 --> 00:32:26,489 Gene Parmesan. 813 00:32:26,531 --> 00:32:28,491 This is not my real job. 814 00:32:28,533 --> 00:32:30,618 And that's when Buster heard his target. 815 00:32:30,660 --> 00:32:32,954 I got to go up and give my speech. 816 00:32:32,996 --> 00:32:35,040 You! 817 00:32:35,081 --> 00:32:37,291 Oh, hey, it's the Blind Side Monster. 818 00:32:39,377 --> 00:32:41,796 And so he blindsided him and became one. 819 00:32:43,131 --> 00:32:44,382 And it was amidst 820 00:32:44,423 --> 00:32:46,843 the rampaging of the blowback 821 00:32:46,885 --> 00:32:49,137 that a juiced-up Buster noticed something horrifying. 822 00:33:05,195 --> 00:33:06,821 Oh, no. 823 00:33:06,863 --> 00:33:09,657 I'm in the movie. 824 00:33:09,699 --> 00:33:11,826 Oh, no. 825 00:33:17,207 --> 00:33:19,125 Buster tries to cover his tracks. 826 00:33:19,167 --> 00:33:20,043 Hey, nephew! 827 00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:21,335 New hand. 828 00:33:21,377 --> 00:33:22,962 It's cool. That's cool. 829 00:33:23,004 --> 00:33:26,382 You know that super-duper privacy software you have? 830 00:33:26,424 --> 00:33:28,467 Does that work on security cameras? 831 00:33:28,509 --> 00:33:29,427 Of course, yeah. 832 00:33:29,468 --> 00:33:30,762 Works on everything. 833 00:33:30,803 --> 00:33:31,846 May I borrow it? 834 00:33:31,888 --> 00:33:33,890 One second. 835 00:33:35,225 --> 00:33:37,185 Here you go, Uncle Buster. I put it on 836 00:33:37,227 --> 00:33:38,937 a hard drive for you. Just please be careful with it. 837 00:33:38,978 --> 00:33:40,772 Of course, of course. 838 00:33:43,816 --> 00:33:46,277 Have you got one with a case? 839 00:33:46,318 --> 00:33:47,737 Hey, Carl. 840 00:33:47,779 --> 00:33:48,947 Buster! 841 00:33:48,988 --> 00:33:50,656 And Buster visits 842 00:33:50,698 --> 00:33:53,492 a Balboa Towers guard he'd known for many years 843 00:33:53,534 --> 00:33:55,120 for an impromptu lesson 844 00:33:55,161 --> 00:33:58,497 on how their footage is gathered and stored. 845 00:33:58,539 --> 00:33:59,916 May I use your phone? 846 00:33:59,958 --> 00:34:02,418 But when Carl steps away, 847 00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:04,003 Buster goes into action 848 00:34:04,045 --> 00:34:07,006 and attempts to Fakeblock the footage. 849 00:34:07,048 --> 00:34:08,591 Oh. 850 00:34:08,633 --> 00:34:11,761 Sounds like it's working. 851 00:34:23,273 --> 00:34:24,190 Buster. 852 00:34:24,232 --> 00:34:25,357 Hey, Carl. 853 00:34:25,399 --> 00:34:27,193 - Everything okay? - Mm-hmm. 854 00:34:27,235 --> 00:34:28,360 Bye, Carl. 855 00:34:28,402 --> 00:34:30,071 - Bye-bye, Buster. - Okay. 856 00:34:41,082 --> 00:34:43,709 What she did to this boy. 857 00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:55,710 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -